Just about to marathon these. What am I in for?
>>71372604
A CRACKING GOOD TIME YEAH BABY YEAH!
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLKR9tCiwvA
>>71372604
A lot of pubic hair
>>71372604
for the first movie to be great, the second good, the third bad
1 - good and original and funny
2- a virtual remake of 1, not nearly as good
3 - dogshit
You're in for two movies.
No way you actually finish Goldmember.
>>71372702
This
The first one is great and doesnt take itself too seriously. Lots of funny visual gags and the whole "being in the 90s from the 60s"
the second one is literally AP2: poopoo peepee edition. potty humor jokes all oever
the third is just bad
Memes before memes were a thing.
Bear in mind when watching Goldmember that it is a spoof of Austin Powers movies themselves and not just spy flicks like the previous 2, so it's way the fuck over the top.
3>1>2
>>71372777
Austin Powers 2 has a great opening sequence though.
>>71373068
Ap2 has some decent moments, but its bogged down by diarrhea and fat jokes
>>71372812
this
>>71372604
shitty parodies if a franchise that had already made a far superior self-parody, see pic related
>>71373211
Idk the "it is shit austin" part is pretty fucking hilarious
>>71372604
2>1>3
>>71372812
>>71373295
Madmen
3>2>1
Series definitely improved over time
Still waiting on 4...
>>71373574
>implying
>>71372604
First one is a mixed bad, Dr. Evil and his henchman are a riot but every scene with Austin is a chore to sit through
The other two are crap
unfunny shit with a terrible cult following
>>71373766
All myself to introduce.....myself
My name is ritchie cunningham and this my wife Oprah
>>71372604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccafKZ1PvMk
the best part of 3
>>71373885
>I SUGGEST YOU HIT SIR
I also like to live dangerously.
>Twenty beats your five
>>71373885
He has some good lines which would actually be funny if Austin Powers wasn't such an obnoxious character that I'd like to beat to death with a tire iron
Far too little of Mimi Rogers tits.
>one penis enlarger pump
thats not mine
>one credit card receipt for pump
its not mine
>one warrenty card for penis enlarger pump
this sort of thing isnt my bag, baby!
>one book: penis enlarger pumps and me: this sort of this is my bag baby
classic
>>71374009
fake
>>71374281
You don't remember it from the intro of the first movie m8?
>WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
>That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss
raw unfiltered kino
>>71374281
they're real
>>71373574
more of a cash-grab because of Star Wars's success.
Die Another Day is the actual Austin Powers 4.
>>71372604
The #4 greatest trilogy of all time better than godfather trilogy better tgan nolan batman trilogy not even meming folks
you're in for comfy entertainment, just remember to turn your brain off first.
pretty much the last of it's kind as well since no one would be able to make a mainstream pg 13 movie like this today due to the current wave of sjw/tumblr/#blacklivesmatter/lgbtq/psuedo-feminism out there choking mainstream media.
>>71374613
Yes it's a cash grab, but I don't see how that's relevant. It's still a hilarious unintentional parody with some genuinely great action set pieces an overall design
Die Another Day is really fun too though
>>71374689
There's nothing fun about almost killing a franchise anon.
>>71374663
>pretty much the last of it's kind as well since no one would be able to make a mainstream pg 13 movie like this today due to the current wave of sjw/tumblr/#blacklivesmatter/lgbtq/psuedo-feminism out there choking mainstream media.
How much longer is this shit going to last? I'm getting so worn out by it.
>>71373658
This is an objective truth
>>71374815
it did play a huge part in what the franchise has become and that's tragic, but the film itself is a fun ride
>>71374858
i thought it was going away a couple of years back, but it keeps getting stronger. i foresee this societal change taking hold throughout most of our lives, maybe our kids will get a different societal climate, but not us.
hurley>graham>
> beyonce
>>71375051
>i thought it was going away a couple of years back
I really didn't see this shit going on past 2012/3 at the most. I can't believe it. It's insane.
About one and a half good movies.
i want to have sex with Heather Graham so bad...
>>71375184
>badly
ftfy
>>71375184
she's still pretty good looking despite being what, late 40s now?
>>71375051
well it seems to be getting more and more ridiculous, and it's already past the point of being a caricature of itself
Surely it will implode any day now r-right?
>>71375422
after the war when women will be forced to fight same as men
>>71374613
this is amazing, I have to see this movie now
>>71375549
It's one of the best Bond films, silly but incredibly entertaining. Enjoy
Pure, unadulterated shagkino
>>71374663
Of course somebody could make this today. Fuck off with your schizophrenia.
>>71372812
this
Austin Powers is next to Naked Gun a GOAT parody series and even the third one has its moments. The first two are god-tier.
>>71372702
Mini-me and Fat Bastard make 2 better than 1.
Sequels weren't the best but they had their moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jZiKFLL6MI
