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Jon Starg, king in the north edition
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>>71335334
first for girl power
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OLD >>71334401
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azor theon
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>>71335334
Sansa should be elected Queen of the North, its the current year in Westeros guys, come on.
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So Dany is Jon's aunt, and they're going to marry?

Wincest!
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>>71335334
first for best house
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Cersei did NOTHING wrong. let's be honest here: each one of us would do exactly the same thing in her position...
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>>71335382

Barely by Westerosi standards
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>>71335334
How will Salsa betray him? Or will she kill CIA?
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Post Preston's face right now
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>>71335334
Is it actually confirmed that the baby is Jon?

It could just be a red herring, especially given how underwhelming and abrupt it was
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KING IN DA NORF
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Generals are banned after series ended . reported.
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Press F to pay respects to the newest extinct house
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teleports behind u
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>>71335402
>>>/b/
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Clash of Kings? More like Clash of QUEENS!

Riverrun storyline status: butchered.
North storyline status: butchered.
Littlefinger's masterplan status: debunked.
Dornish masterplan status: confirmed AND butchered at the same time.

I'm done with this show.
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>>71335334
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
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kek
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>>71335402

This

I mean she did plenty wrong to get herself in this situation but only cucks would let themselves be murdered
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LENA IS BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY AND I WANT TO MARRY HER AND HAVE SEX WITH HER
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They completely fucked the pacing.
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>>71335418
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>>71335418
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>>71335436
WHY CAN'T THE FAT MAN FINISH THE BOOKS SO I CAN FUCKING DROP THIS SHIT SHOW ALREADY

FUCK
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All hail His Grace, Aerys "The White Wolf" of Houses Targaryen and Stark, Third of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm
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>>71335418
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I'm still curious, what was the meaning/purpose behind that chunky rock/quartz ring Cersei puts on? Did it belong to someone, did she wear it during a previous important event, or.....? I don't know why but that second of screentime stood out to me for some reason.....
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10599996

http://www.strawpoll.me/10599996

http://www.strawpoll.me/10599996

http://www.strawpoll.me/10599996
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>>71335418
probably something like this

his channel has blown up bigger than the sept of baelor ever since quasi-bookfags found out about him and they like his cynical, anti-show slant. the more controversial and stupid shit D&D does, the more preston's subs grow
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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes
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>>71335426
LANNISTERS AREN'T EXTINCT GERION IS STILL ALIVE AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF COUSINS IN CASTERLY ROCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71335442
tv """"""""""""""""""critics"""""""""""""""" are morons who will lap up any garbage as long as it's popular.
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They had it so right the first time....
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I can accept Arya basically teleporting back to Westeros.

But how come every time before someone switched faces their features just magically rearranged, only this time she basically pulled off a literal Mission Impossible mask and tossed it aside?
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>arya just walks in and feeds frey a pie
i get that they keep wanting to make her into some badass, but they should have spent more time on this

the finale had enough going for it already
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>>71335462
>unlikely that we'll see TWOW before S7
>unlikely we'll see ADOS ever
>unlikely ADOS would even be the last book
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>just watched episode 10

i fucking came lads. holy shit.

pic random
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>>71335426
F
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Promise me, Ted.
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>>71335442

>Arya's revenge on the Freys

Never trust critics , kids.
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>Jamie kills Cersei making him a Queenslayer and a kinslayer
>Jon becomes King of the north and NONE of the followers know that he is planning on fighting white fucking walkers
Arya is just allowed to be a FM for some reason
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>>71335441
actually he flew pretty well
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>>71335334
Arya's scene was again complete bullshit, wasn't it? They really fucked up this character arc.
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>>71335382
sister not aunt retard
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>>71335444
Did they have witnesses that could prove Cersei intended to get Robert killed or that all her surviving children were incest babies and the legitimate ones were smothered as newborns?
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I ONLY BOW TO THE TRUE QUEEN, AND HER NAME HIS LANNISTER, LONG MAY SHE REIGN
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FRANK?
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>this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I

Looks like the composer fucking loved House of Cards
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>people STILL complain about muh gurl power

All this shows is that societies led by females will eventually fail.
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>>71335489
There are a bunch of cousins but they've never been mentioned and all three of Kevan's kids are also dead with no mention of Daven or the Aunt who married a Frey.

House Baratheon-Lannister and House Baratheon have both died out, though.
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>Walder Frey repeatedly points out how he hates the Tullys because they talk down to him
>Jaime talks down to him and leaves
>Arya teleports behind him and kills him

What was the point? What was the story trying to tell?
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im going to miss shitposting here on mondays

i love all of you guys
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>>71335521
they fucked up everything
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>>71335522

Rhaegar was Dany's brother, Jon is Rhaegar's son. Retard.
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>>71335334
Didn't watch the episode, what's happening here?
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>Varys is known for his vast network of agents
>just shows up in Dorne for a pseudo twist moment instead of showing how he sets things in motion

This show has completely lost the basics.
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>>71335481

His "Previously on" openers are pretty good. I have to give him that at least. But he's batshit with all his post nuclear war ,advanced AI obsidian talk
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Yes yes, well done, Cersei. Well done, Cersei...

HOWEVER
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>>71335419
Are you retarded? There have only been a million hints that he is Targaryen.
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>>71335496
just turn off youre brain and enjoy the ep bro...
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anyone else develped a nun fetish after that?
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ALL HAIL TO GENDRY BARATHEON
THE KING IN THE SOUTH
THE KING IN THE SOUTH
THE KING IN THE SOUTH
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HURRY UP AND FINISH YOUR BOOK YOU FAT KEK. STOP LETTING THESE JEWS SPOILER THE STORY WITH THIS FAN FICTION GARBAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71335548
There is no point. This show is just trying to end with as many """"""epic""""" explosions and deaths along the way
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>>71335518
Nah, considering he didn't immediately murder her. They're going to argue and then have hate sex which turns to regular sex and suddenly Jaime forgives her for isolating the Lannisters from all their noble allies and starting a peasant revolt.
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WARNING SEASON 7 SPOILERS BELOW THIS LINE::


>Sam spends all his time studying dragonlore in the grand archives
>Learns magic from maester marwyn and develops advanced sorceries
>Eventually goes mad and strips to his underpants and shuts himself in the top floor
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>be Rhaegar
>be a book worm beta with alpha looks
>get married with a 10/10 Dornish qt
>see this girl at a tourney
>crown her the queen of beauty
>civil war starts and your dynasty is forever ruined
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Where do you think she is she going?
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>>71335551
fuck off
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>>71335366

>everything he's loved destroyed by his own hands

IT FITS
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remember when cersei said her kids are the only reason she hasnt killed herself yet?
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>>71335562
they found the hidden mtn dew stash
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>>71335518
That is a huge problem I have with that scene, LF and all those Lords assume he's going to head south and fight but I can't see Aerys doing that at all.
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>>71335527
Hail Darth Cersei, first of her name and mother of corpses!
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>>71335562
Cersei is nuclear, she's wildfire, she's burning up the Sept of Baelor
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>>71335548
A big name character died, that's the point. There is no story. It's all shock value that lost its charm years ago.
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>>71335594
meet arya
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>>71335527
Best queen
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>>71335562
Dragon cum.
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Aemon Estermont, Robert's cousin, is the rightful king now
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So is there anything Arya can't do?

Jaqen was an extremely accomplished, fully fledged Faceless Man and when asked to kill Tywin (who was in the exact same fortress as he was) he said "death always comes, but it can take months, even years".

Then suddenly Arya just loljetpacks from Braavos to the Twins, infiltrates the fucking Frey family fortress, kills both of Walder's sons, serves them and then kills him afterwards.

Also since faces are kept in the temple how the fuck did she have access to a face?
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>>71335562
>First pussy the kid has ever gotten
>Natalie fucking Dormer
>He's like 16 years old
>Cersei couldn't have predicted he'd commit sudoku

Is she stupid?
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Should've just kept the face on tbqhwy
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So did Clegane rape the nun or strangle her or what.
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>>71335542
whats funny is that people act like this is a new thing by HBO and point to Rome as a more masculine-focused alternative. you know the same Rome where Atia, Servilia, Livia, and Cleopatra were basically shown as "le true power behind the throne XDDD"
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>>71335611
Right?
>So Jon when shall we march south?
>South? Our enemies are the undead
>u fookin wat
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>>71335594
she will accidentally bump into the hound and brienne at the same time
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Can we all agree 7 9 and 10 are among the best episodes in the series, episode 10 had dany and sandcunts but wereent insufferable to watch for the first tim
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>>71335639
Rape
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>>71335608
Now, I suppose her being queen is the only reason she hasn't killed herself yet.
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>>71335569
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what was the meaning of this
https://youtu.be/0u-ifaNa-j0?t=2m7s

why did they zoom in on the sword did ned switch babys
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>>71335584

The books will never be finished. You really have to accept that. We need Stephen King standing behind him with a whip. If you like his work or not that nigga delivers on time
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>>71335608
she has decided to become an avatar of edge instead of necking herself
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So, we all know the show is going to have some massive fuck off twist in the final season.

I'm talking a twist of epic proportion. We've allready seen how the white walkers were made, that jon is targ, that little fingers plans for the throne were true etc etc

What's left? It all feels too fucking easy.

What do you think a super hectic fuckin wewlad SHOCK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF /tv/ would be?
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>>71335562
>>71335609
>>71335622
>>71335615

its a Portal to Azeroth
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>>71335641
But Rome was good
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>>71335592
That's not the real Lyanna. Cordy is the one and only true Lyanna.
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>>71335397
She knocks it outta the park in every scene. If Jon doesn't pop a little cub inside her I declare him gay
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HOUSE FREY IS DEAD

HOUSE BOLTON IS DEAD

HOUSE TYRELL IS DEAD

HOUSE BARRATHEON IS DEAD
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>>71335594
To kill more loli out of jealousy no doubt.

Here's hoping the Night King has her raped by skeletons using ice prosthetic dicks.
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>>71335648
>in the series

kys
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North, Mother of Dragons, Tully House, Unsullied Army, Dorne, Iron Islands, Slavers of Slavers Bay

vs

Cersei, some asshole who wants to kill his cousins

This is a truly fair and balanced match.
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>>71335639
He's just very, very ugly.
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>>71335649
But he didnt do any sort of raping motions.
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>>71335334
Er, Tommen? The Sparrows are here. They're saying something about King's Landing burning down...
https://youtu.be/wJfL2mjS_4s?t=59s
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>>71335594
Meet arya, then dany.
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>>71335594
The twins are one of the first stops south of the moat, she'll meetup with Arya and the brotherhood and bring Arya home as her redemption.
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So, uh, shouldn't all of King's Landing be burning to the ground what with Cersei detonating a giant wildfire bomb?
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>>71335630
>Also since faces are kept in the temple how the fuck did she have access to a face?
this

you need to prepare them
you can't just kill some random frey and wear it, she either stole a shitload of supplier or multiple faces
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>>71335527
I want her to tie me up and tease me to the brink of orgasm for weeks until she finally lets me explode in her hand at the end of the month!
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>>71335675
>HOUSE FREY IS DEAD
There's like a thousand Freys.
Arya killed three.
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>>71335642
and the Lords of the Vale have literally no reason to crown Aerys the KITN. The River Lords crowned Robb because he free'd them from Lannister invasion and had a blood tie.
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>>71335675
>House Stark managed to survive
Where did it all go wrong?
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>>71335675
>HOUSE FREY IS DEAD
hundreds of heirs lie in wait. Sorry idiot.
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>>71335641
We're talking about medieval fantasy here though. Were battle-hardened soldiers do whatever they want and take whatever they want.
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>people actually believe she died

How gullible can you be
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>>71335630

she took some in a to-go bag
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how the fuck could arya change face when she isn't a faceless man
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>>71335630
She learned how to make one.
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>>71335670
i dont know, it got kind of shitty in the second season, mainly because they just made a mad dash to the republic->empire transition and octavian's older actor was shitty
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>>71335668
Dany is Sauron, White Walkers are the good guys
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>>71335694

They're not retarded enough to nuke the whole city while they're in it.

Dany on the other hand...
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>>71335668
There are no twists anymore you fucking goober. Even in the fucking Frey pie scene they had Arya say 3 or 4 times what was happening on screen so morons could follow
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>>71335674
best part of the episode was her calling out the northern lords for being pussies
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>>71335562
a whole lot of implying is going on there
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>>71335548
arya was trying to lure jaime to his death as well, but he narrowly escaped
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>>71335691
>The twins are one of the first stops south of the moat

>Using geography
>Being logical

Come on lad.
This is DnD.
There's no reason why we shouldn't see Benjen in Dorne in Season 7.
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>>71335675
house frey has more people than kings landing now
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What did lyanna say in the whisper?
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>>71335694
How you do even extinguish that shit? It's not like normal fire. The city would be burning for weeks.
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HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
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His name is Aegon Starkgaryen
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>>71335668

Apocalypse with a weird and mysterious ending
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>>71335720

>forgetting Arya started changing faces when she killed 'Too old'
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>>71335636
all the normies wouldn't had realized who that was otherwise
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>>71335705

They rebelled against the crown when they choose to fight against Ramsay. Sansa has a blood tie to Robin. It's the exact same fucking situation as the Riverlands you moron
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>>71335715
And Stannis is still alive, too
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>>71335721
There is magic and a long process involved behind making one.

I don't think you can make them on the fly.
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>>71335689
that was some of the absolute worst use of laughtrack I've ever seen.
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>>71335592
>black
>10/10
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>>71335745
It kinda seems like the entire city consists of the slums, and then a castle.
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>>71335745

Is that why everythings still on fire after jaime travels all the way from the twins?
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>>71335724
I did love young Octavian and Pollo's weird dumb father/smart son thing.
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>>71335594
bring back stannis
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>>71335442
>Critics praised the major plot points of the episode
>not the writing, pacing, cinematography, acting, score, sets, costumes...

what did they mean by this?
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>yfw the geographical entity that separates the north and south is called The Twins

>yfw Song of Ice and Fire

IT'S
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>>71335520
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
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>>71335743

"I'm going to speak very quietly just in case George changes his mind this year."
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>>71335532
Do you think that he fucked Gilly while Sam was reading his silly books?
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AYO HOL UP

Seeing as the sneks are now allied with the good Greyjoys, Dany, Tyrone, Sassy Olenna and Varys - are we supposed to actually LIKE them?

Is that what DnD are actually aiming for?
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>>71335743
>Rhaegar fucks like a god damn stallion
>Shit was so cash
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>All Red Wedding shits are now dead

Feels Good
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>Jamie having to do the right thing and be the queenslayer again

P O T T E R Y
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>>71335771

>laughter track
>not knowing it's filmed in front of an audience
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>>71335731
For sure, she's more a man than all of them put together.
I think that's why Sansa had that frown during that scene - she knows she has a string rival for some Jon lovin
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>>71335750
Aerys the third of his name, Actually.

Or Jaehaerys. Either way Lyanna pronounces an S at the end of the name and that part we didn't hear was to short to be Jaehaerys, so It must be Aerys
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>>71335745
>>71335745
I forgot that wildfire was basically Greek Fire which is suppose to not even go out in water.

Yeah King's Landing should be up in flames.
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>>71335496
that's definitely not what has happened previously.
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>>71335743
"keep my secret other twin daughter a secret make up some lie about her being rhaegars sister or something i dunno. promise me ned"
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Arya is the fucking Rat Cook.

How long until the Gods curse her forever?
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>>71335478
Joanna Lannister perhaps?
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>>71335743
"They should've cast someone else"
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>>71335797
I want her to assfuck me with her mace desu
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>>71335764
No it isn't dumbass. Robb was the grandson of Lord Tully, Jon is theoretically the bastard of the husband of the sister of the wife of the actual Lord of the Vale
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>>71335764
Sansa is not the Queen in the North, nor are the Starks headed south. Vale literally had 0 reason to crown him.
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>>71335594

Melly's fuckable as ever
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>>71335798
>he doesn't turn his back on cersei until she literally nukes the city
now that's true love
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POST PREDICTIONS FOR NEXT SEASON
>Jaime finally sees that Cersei is crazy and kills her
>White Walkers destroy the Wall thanks to Bran crossing it and neutralizing the protection magic, Night's Watch is wiped out, Edd is the last LC
>Winter catches Dany by surprise, her grand army is destroyed by attrition
>Salsa plays it as if she's going to betray Jon but she kills CIA instead

also Benjen said that dead can't cross the Wall, how could then the dead ranger re-animate in s1?
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>>71335792
HEY LISTEN, IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH SOME FEISTY FEMME FATALES WHO TAKE WHAT THEY WANT AND TAKE NO PRISONERS, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STEP OUT INTO THE WORD, BECAUSE WE RUN THE WORLD ;)
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>>71335715
tfw you saw her at NYCC last year
i miss you already, smirkfu
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>>71335765
He is, they're currently riding to Dorne to make plans for the Rebellion
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holy shit young ned is so fucking ugly
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>>71335793
Kek
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>>71335682
!autobalance
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>>71335682
Cersei allies herself with Valyrian steel plot armor Euron and Night King. Mark my words.
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>>71335818
She didn't violate guest right
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>>71335792
They're meant to be 'sassy' and 'spunky'. They wanted people to think they're badass all along
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GOT is shit
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guys, remember how baelish saved us?

KINGINDANORF!
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>>71335765
>>71335840

He's there in episode 9
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>>71335743
I'm ACTING
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>>71335569
heeeeeeeh heh heh heh
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>>71335580
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where the fuck is he? An entire season without him is fucking bullshit.
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This is your god now
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>/tv/ built up Lyanna so much
>she's ugly as fuck

Wow, what a shame.
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>>71335792
you were always supposed to like them

because you need de bad poosi
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>>71335836
>White Walkers destroy the Wall thanks to Bran crossing it and neutralizing the protection magic
i saw this coming and disregarded it

there's no fucking way bran could forget
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>>71335828

What the fuck else are they supposed to do. Go back to Cersei and say "Lol sorry we killed your Warden and helped your enemies take half your land. Our bad"
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>His name is [...inaudible]. If Robert finds out, he'll kill him. You know he will. You hav'ta protect him. Promise me, Ned. Promise me. Promise me, Ned. Promise me.

It seemed like the first letter of the name was an "A" before the sound was muted.

Considering Rhaegar had a boner for the prophecy and the Prince that was Promised, Jon's real name is probably Azor Ahai.

Ned merely renamed him to help hide him from Robert.
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>>71335867
accept facts. Just be thankful he's not around to be ruined anymore by this awful crap show
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>"I think there's a little bit of anger about that, a little bit of jealousy and that relationship will be crucial to watch." - D&D

>"Jon is the right man for the job. We all want a leader who's going to be decent and honorable. I think he's definitely entitled to be running Winterfell, although Sansa might have a problem of that, I fear. Her relationship with Jon Snow, I think, is an indication of what's going to come and I'm not sure it's gonna be pretty." - Liam Cunningham

Sansa vs. Jon when???
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JON TARGARYEN
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>>71335867
see >>71335840
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Walder Frey wouldn't know what arya looks like
so why did Arya remove her disguise face?
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>>71335696
It's magic you dingus, the faces in the temple are for novices, history and bla bla, and if you disagree I'll gladly point to Arya pulling off 30 faces off of whoever drank the potion and aryas face being among them

Wouldn't surprise me if the volonqar is Arya with tyrion or jaimes face
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>>71335872
it was LITERALLY one guy
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>>71335871
Based as fuck.
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>>71335694
Qyburn might have arranged it intelligently.
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>>71335791
Frank would never do that
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I hope faegon will temporarily take the throne instead of cersei in the books.
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WHERE IS THE BODY
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>>71335867
he lost his head son, the ogress chopped it off
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Did Arya steal some faces from the House of Black and White when she was leaving? Or did she make some for herself on the way to the Freys?
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>>71335883
>The hero formerly known as the Prince that was Promised
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>[lifts pie top to see if sons are inside]
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This might have been the worst episode yet.

>KILLING MY GOTFU
>Tommen killing himself like they do in animay
>Cersei somehow taking the throne, despite what little sense that makes.
>Arya bothering to take the time to make Frey eat his own sons when she was just going to kill him anyway, like something out of a really bad b-movie slasher
>Acting like Jon being a proper Stark was actually some sort of plot twist, when everyone and their mother predicted it in the first place
>Sansa not killing Littlefinger
>Sansa allowing a bastard to become ruler over her.
>Making the pandering to the female audience completely negligible by having that religious zealot raped anyway, as well as Sansa doing nothing, the sneks being useless, and Margaery dying.
>Little girl having to rally everyone like it's some Frank Capra movie.

The only good part was Diana Rigg putting the sneks in their place. Actually, the lack of sneks made the season at least better than season six.
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>>71335592
>lyanna the girl from the north
>played by an italian-born actress

she looks more like the 4th sand snek desu
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King in the azorjon
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>>71335441
My girlfriend killed herself a few years back.
This scene came out of fucking nowhere. It's the closest thing that ever came to "triggering" me in the same way all the tumblrtards were by Sansa getting raped.

I felt my heart rate sky-rocket and I couldn't breath. A similar thing happened when Selyse killed herself.

I had to stop watching and go for a walk. It seemed so cruel and sudden. I think the character's youth made it worse than my reaction to Selyse.

But I'm not angry that it was in the show. And I'm not going to call for the show runners to apologise. It was confrontational and it upset me and that was the point.
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>omg guys gendry should be king right now!
>cersei can't be queen it should go to gendry!

Why are showfags so stupid?
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>His name is whisper whisper
Just fucking say it.

Also was the mountain raping the nun?
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>>71335915
christ woolmail looks awful
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>>71335478

That opening sequence was so good it felt like it was another show. What we could have had makes me sad to consider
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>>71335811
>its based on this so it has to be exactly like it

I'm sure it was planned out thoroughly
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>>71335915
No body = no death, everyone knows that
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>>71335915

if you insist
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Please tell me Dany Tumblrian loses.
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>>71335925
>Arya bothering to take the time to make Frey eat his own sons when she was just going to kill him anyway, like something out of a really bad b-movie slasher

It was executed poorly but this has precedent
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>>71335929
Your gf killed herself because you're a faggot.
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>>71335786

It's called The Neck
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>>71335904
>I'll gladly point to Arya pulling off 30 faces off of whoever drank the potion and aryas face being among them
you mean when she's tripping hard

lmao g8 argument
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>>71335880
a) No one should fear the crown anymore, the only place they can really rule is KL.
b) Go back to the Vale, Do Vale things?
The show should've at least had Royce explain why he was standing for Aerys, not some line about Wildings.

>>71335883
>>71335899
Aerys Targaryen.
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>>71335935
just stroking her with his engorged purple flaccid wrongcock, he can keep it up for hours since he doesn't get tired
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Tommen invoking the spirit of that nigga from The IT Crowd was the best and I audibly kekd.
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UNCANNY

Before you sperg out I know he's not the daddy
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>>71335897
>showfags taking the bait so they'll stay "hyped" during offseasons
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>>71335745
You got any other maps like that?
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>>71335903
she literally said why you imbecile

jesus christ even when they spell it out for you you don't get it
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>>71335847
Actually interesting.

Cersei is certainly lacking allies

I think euron will either

1. make moves on cersei

2. attack danys fleet because she is already with the cockless greyjoys
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>>71335948
MUH DICK
U
H

D
I
C
K
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>>71335948
Literally the worst tits in the show. Hell even Dany has better ones
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>>71335950
first episode of season 7 we see her getting raped by eurons krakens
captcha boats
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>>71335950
She's like sauron but with no mcguffin ring to destroy. Sorry, fuccboi, the rightful queen is gonna slay
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I don't really get the final Lancel scene.

I know they wanted to provide some drama/tension, but stabbing a guy once and running off and then hoping he can't crawl to the end of a hall and put out the candles before they explode... well, it just seemed shit.
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>>71335952
Kek.

>>71335929
You're right it was cruel, it was completely fucking stupid and cruel, and just an excuse to have Cersei become queen and the new big bad of the show, now that Fray and Ramsay are dead and Euron is too cool to hate.
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>>71335441
/r/ing webm of the scene from the moment he goes to take off his crown.
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>>71335935
FIND OUT NEXT SEASON ON GAME OF THRONES

ONLY ON HBO
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Daily reminder Randyll will be back next season commanding the Tyrell forces
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I like how the politics matter jack shit in the show anymore.

>let's crown Cersei because why the fuck not
>everything is peaceful after Dany burned everything to the ground
>no problems in Dorne after a fucking coup

Fuck yeah u go grl
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>not one single scene of Yara naked fucking another girl
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>>71335929
What? Did she jump while you were watching?
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It was the father, idiot.
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>>71335883
>It seemed like the first letter of the name was an "A" before the sound was muted.
AEGON
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>>71335883
A E G O N
E
G
O
N
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>>71335945
>she will never insert you into her vagina to protect you from the wildfire
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*teleports behind you*
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>>71335969
It wouldn't make any difference to walder, he'd die thinking its arya based on her word alone.
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>>71335469
Why would he adopt the name of the guy who murdered his grandfather and uncle?
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>>71335929
>My girlfriend killed herself a few years back.

KEK
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>>71335948
prime dany was way better
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>PROMISE ME NED
>PROTECT HIM
>PROMISE ME

>NED HAS NO PROBLEM SENDING JON TO THE NIGHTS WATCH
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I didn't think I'd see it in my lifetime, but ignoring the Emmybait at the beginning, starting right at the point of Tommen's """"leap of Faith"""" and ending right at the final shot, this episode was GOOD. We actually have a good episode again.

Holy shit, the King in the North scene is ACTUALLY as good as it was at the end of season 1 and it's LITERALLY a repeat. It was all beautiful.

That said the whole 'Margaery Tyrell somehow knows to evacuate' thing was bs
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>>71335951
Oh sure, it had potential. Most stuff in this show has potential, it's just always executed so terribly. My exact problem was he doesn't have the time to dwell on such horror when she just kills him immediately anyway. It also makes Arya a little too psychopathic for my tastes, revenge =/= psychopathy.
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>>71335929
Sorry for you loss.

For me though the scene was mostly comical in a dark humorous way.
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>>71335929
Oh ya? my best friend killed himself a year ago

Didn't bother me.

Nor did it bother me when I saw those guys hanging time after time. like he hung himself

Harden Up
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>>71336010
You don't even have a gog :DD
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>>71336001
There's literally no one else to rule, she's the last of the royal family
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>>71336001
Who the fuck else would they crown?

No, shut the fuck up you little shit, who the fuck else would they crown? Just leave it vacant?
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>>71336028
Benjen was gonna protect him
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>>71336018
jesus christ it's to make the scene better, give some fanservice to the fans and further frightening him
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>>71336003
they can't show lesbian sex, that's exploitation
they need lesbians on the show to be progressive but the "not having sex" kind of lesbians.
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>>71336007
You hear her say a hard "S" at the end. Targs have traditional names. Jaehaerys or Aerys

>>71336020
He wouldn't, but that's what Lyanna named him for whatever reason.
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>>71335897
>yfw Jonsa will be legit possibility once Jon learns about his parentage
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>>71335948
>Although
>not "However"

So close...
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>>71336040
He didn't hung himself, he hanged himself.
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>>71336001
Hey guys, why don't the White Walkers just go east and invade the Essos? They can't build boats?
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>>71335820
Same chin on both girls.
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>>71336001

She crowned herself you fucking idiot. Its not legal, right or has any semblance of real sovereignty in it but she did it anyway because she is MAD at the world and she couldnt care less even if she suddenyl felt into a coma.
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>Dany's big conflict is wanting to go to Westeros but realising that she'd be leaving hundreds of thousands of people to death rape and slavery if she went
>lol I'll just leave this heartless mercenary in charge of the city I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong

This show is actively insulting our intelligence and people are fucking begging to be shit on even more
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>>71336026
she's put on at least 15lbs/year since the show began
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>>71335993
>I know they wanted to provide some drama/tension, but stabbing a guy once and running off and then hoping he can't crawl to the end of a hall and put out the candles before they explode... well, it just seemed shit.
Imagine if the kid didn't hurt him enough and Lancel made it.
Or if instead of Lancel it was Arya and she just did cartwheels to the candles
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>>71336028
He had to send him there it would have been really annoying for caitlyn if he left him at winterfell.
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Can zombie mountain even produce spunk anymore? He doesn't eat piss or shit.
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>>71336018
We are well beyond making sense of arya's plotline
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>>71336026
lmao
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>>71335967
http://imgur.com/a/dtMK7
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>>71336069
Can't you build a boat and sail to reddit?
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Okay so dramatic irony aside how will they reveal R+L=J in the narrative in the show?

Just have Bran announce it? Something in the Winterfell crypts? Same finding some sort of unfiled paperwork at the Citadel?
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So, how many le strong women running things we have by now?
Basically everywhere but at the North feminism won.
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>>71336040
Congratulations, you're an unfeeling psychopath!
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>>71336056

>"Jon you're actually a Targ"
>"How do you know that?"
>"A little bird told me"
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>>71336069
>All that land to the East that won't have a single mention in the show.
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>>71336029
>the whole 'Margaery Tyrell somehow knows to evacuate' thing was bs
I dunno, her reasoning was sound.
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>>71336066
ya you're right its late as fuck. and you know what
it makes no difference to him
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600098
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600098
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600098

EXTREMELY Important poll
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>implying those shitty ass boats can sail an entire ocean
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>>71335974
Cersei is a giant whore in the books. She probably likes a BIG COCK for all I know.
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>>71335668
i love that people like you think that the show is catered for your own autistic self. it's catered for normies who wanna chat about how cool dany and her dragons are, od you think even 80% of the show watchers actively seek out extra information after they have seen an episode? most can't even remember back as far as season 3.

i doubt even 60% of the general audience knew what the fuck was even really happening in the tower scene, and didn't even know cersei was gonna fuck shit up with wildfire but it even happened. THAT is the twist, the TWIST was that cersei fucked everyone up even though she looked defeated. to us it isn't a twist, but for the show it is.
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>>71336037
Newsflash: she IS a fucked up psycho by now.
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>started feeling sympathy for the freys since I reread the books
>walder shows a bit of background to jaime, yet jaime just acts like a dick and tells him to fuck off
>further reinforces the fact freys have always been used by other houses
>later on lord walder is just trying to eat his pie
>for a moment think they're actually portraying some sort of mental illness that doesn't let him see his sons, who are apparently right there
>"oh, old age will probably take him now or something, that's a nice touch"
>it was a nothing personnel scene all along
>>
>waaaah why is this show so stupid
>literally every episode the same 5 questions get spammed because people don't understand things

I wonder why the show is so dumbed down
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>>71336056
They're still cousins.
>>
Whats going to stop Dany now?
Euron weakening her with a suicide attack?
Daario reintroducing slavery and Dany sends back a port of her forces which will fuck her up on both fronts?
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/got/ btfo
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>>71336123

Apparently we will never go to Asshai in the book either
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>>71336029
She necessarily didn't know everything was going to blow up she just knew something was going to happen which made sense. Could've just been soldiers entering and knifing everybody.
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>>71336126
Melisandre you dumb bitch
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>>71336121
What, I don't think so.

I'd say there is more evidence he was. he actually murdered someone
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>>71335334
I just don't understand Littlefinger's motivations anymore. Why is he doing all this? In the books, it was quite clear he was gradually building up his position to eventually attempt to take the throne itself. They even fucking say this in the series, that even if he's king of ashes, he's still king. Yet now he's just sacrificing everything to empower the North?

I don't get it, he doesn't seem to have any endgame going on at all here.
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>>71336146
So was tywin and Joana
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>>71335525
Lancel himself knew everything, he was tasked to get him drunk and killed, also he fucked her too
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>>71336096
Thank you.
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the only thing i didnt like this episode was the sandsneks taking Dorans plot of the masterplan
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>>71336126
>no Kinvara option
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>>71336162
She's not part of the show any more.
Her storyline is complete.
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>>71336126
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10600098

Why isn't SmellyMelly on this list you faggot?
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>>71336069
the wall is magic and shit, not just big pile of ice
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>>71335668
>cersei gets fucked by a dragon
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>>71336167
o right
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>>71336143
>was a nothing personnel scene all along

literally the opposite
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>>71335829
best girl
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>>71336179
At least olenna treated them like shit. they are shits
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>>71336167
And look how well their kids turned out...
>>
ALMOST a perfect episode
>Maera carrying around impotent husband-to-be
>Ladies' Alliance (brokered by a safe eunuch) between glorious Dany, Yara, Olenna, + Sand Sneks
>Dany doesn't need no man because she's stronk
>Cersei literally destroys the patriarchy and all symbols of the backwards faith (**ugh**) and now everyone can be atheist; also she gets to rule because everyone knows being a woman is more important than having any blood claim to the throne
>STRONG FEMALE Arya kills Walder Frey for vengeance, the TRUE AVENGER of the Red Wedding (NOT JON SNOW)

The ONLY problem I had with this episode is that the PATRIARCHAL, MISOGYNISTIC Northerners did not crown Sansa and instead crowned a BASTARD which is more or less rape when you think about it. At least they were led to their decision by a woman (Lady Mormont) but that's hardly a compensation.

Overall, I give this episode a 4/10 which is better than the 0 or 1 I usually give an episode, but you can do better D&D. Get to it. Kill all men.
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>>71336163
Oh, well it make sense not to care if your friend was a murderer, I assume the other guy's GF wasn't a murderer.
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>>71336181
she is so fucking ugly

>>71336164
he didn't really look pleased with the whole KINGINDANORF shit
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>>71336164
>LF and Varys both know that actually sitting on the IT is suicide
>LF now wants to sit on the IT.
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>>71336052
They really fucked it up by having Arya pull it off like a Mrs. Doubtfire Mask, what made it so cool was how Jaqen made it seem like he magically turned his face out.
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>>71336029
>That said the whole 'Margaery Tyrell somehow knows to evacuate' thing was bs
I think they just overplayed it a bit, if had been more 'Cersei must have a plan, we have to go get her' it would have been more plausible
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>>71336162
This.
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>>71336126
>No Lolibear

Back to Red.dit you go, senpai.
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>>71336113
Jon will find or be given or come into contact with Dawn, the lost sword, the one that was present at his birth, made of a meteor.

When he picks it up, it'll burst into flame.

"Lightbringer!!?? But this is the sword of the morning, of Ser Arthur Dayne. This sword was lost after the Tower with Lyana...."

"You were born under watch of a meteorite, Jon. You are AzorAhai, but this means..."

WAIT, THAT CARD
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>>71335987
I think the kraken might drown one of the dragons also
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>>71335662
"Born under a bleeding star"
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>>71336205
reminder that cousin marriage is legal in Japan

Tyrion is alright tho, and Jaime and cersei are obviously Aerys ll' kids, just look at that last shot of cersei, it's literally flashback aerys with shorter hair
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based olenna btfoing the shitty sand sneks

also where is shei the funny whoar
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>>71336246

That's just stupid enough to actually happen
>>
>Dany is fat
>Lord Manderly is thin
I want to get off this bizarro ride.
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>>71336143
>for a moment think they're actually portraying some sort of mental illness that doesn't let him see his sons, who are apparently right there


are you a fucking retard?

You haven't read any books if you didn't seepun intended that coming from a mile away. fucking showfag
>>
So who else doesn't believe that Jon Snow is a Targ?

Why muffle the audio like that unless you're well and truly keeping the mystery alive and not finishing with the most commonly accepted answer.


Lyanna says promise me, and says that if Robert finds out he'll kill him.

I'm partial to the theory that Mance Rayder = Rhaegar Targ. Protected by Aemon at the Night's Watch and able to sneak into Winterfell to both watch over Jon and spy on Robert at the initial feast in AGOT.

Possisble Lyanna is referencing Rhaegar when she says Robert can't find out. I don't know. I just feel like after six seasons, to deliberately stop us from hearing her specific words, it must mean they're keeping the obvious answer obvious and shrouding the truth.
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>>71335883
the name was probably Aemon, or maybe Jaehaerys. The other main Targ male names (Aegon, Aerys, Viserys) were already taken at the time
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>>71336271
>also where is shei the funny whoar
Rotting in the sewers of KL?
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>>71336140
That's so boring though. It leaves next to no reason to like or care about her.
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>>71335592
His books told him that he needed to fuck her to bring about the birth of Westeros Jeebus.
>>
house tyrell was the strongest house in the entire seven kingdoms
it had more bannermen left than the rest of the houses
all cersei killed was THREE member of the house, mace the ace, loras the fag and sweet cunt
so why are people acting like the house is now dead? Its still the strongest house in the seven kingdoms with the biggest army and most ships
are the redwynes and rest of highgarden supposed to just lay down their arms when their liege lord dies?
>>
Question for booksfags

Can the white walkers go to essos once they genocide everything in westeros?
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>>71335334
GOAT OST? GOAT scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUQUmQhO2Dw
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>>71336288
autism

just fucking accept that Jon is a fucking Targ jesus fucking christ just fucking move on
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>>71336288
jon would have to be king and someone would want/need to dispute his claim for it to be relevant at all. littlefinger more than likely already knows of jon's true lineage and he will more than likely use it to dethrone him
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>>71335592

>ruin everything
>for a solid 6

rhaegar general
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>>71336322
Is the OST out yet? would like to know the name of this piece
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>>71336318
yes, they'll freeze the water, and the land of always winter may actually extend to the other side of the world
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>>71336316
I think they mean the house is dead because there is nobody left except Olenna. She's not going to be having any more children, so when she dies the house is done.
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>>71336322
That one obviously
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I hate Sneks but Olenna's lines were awkward, it's like they wanted her to say something badass even when there was no need to

>>71336318
Can't tell, they were always pushed back before taking the whole continent in the past. Westeros was also connected by land with Essos back then.
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>Euron finds out that Dany has the ships and he can't marry her
>"If I can't marry dragon bitch, I'll marry lion bitch"
>sail to KL, tells Cersei that Dany is coming with dragons and 100000 dothraki rapists
>makes a deal with her, he'll mary her if he will stop invaders army on the sea, also takes all the wildfire she has left
>using KL resources builds 100000 little ships that can be sailed by one man
>secretly fills them with wildfire and sends entire fleet against Danys fleet
>she uses dragons to defend from them
>everything explodes
>everyone except Dany dies
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Would have been 10/10 episode if they just outright said Jon was a Targ

don't understand why you need to keep it a secret now. i guess so showfags have 'another epic twist!' next season.
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>>71336316

You have never played Crusader Kings 2 isn't it?
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>>71336346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
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>>71336334
Why do people always get this vitriolically upset over GoT?
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>>71336316
The house is dead because Ollenna is its only alive member (because the show didn't bother with other siblings of Loras or cousins etc)

She is old and can't get new children = once she dies, the house is extinct. Thats why Tyrells are finished, she even says so herself.
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>>71336288
>>71336288
>I'm partial to the theory that Mance Rayder = Rhaegar Targ.

you're an idiot of the highest order.
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>>71336346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
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>>71336316
because Garlan and Wyllis don't exist in the show, meaning that the House will be extinct after Oleena dies (and she's a Redwyne anyway). The Reach isn't going anywhere, but control of The Reach will pass to another house unless someone gets adopted into the Tyrells (which I don't think is a thing in Westeros anyway)
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>>71336353
I liked it, Olenna was really pissy as she should be and the last thing she wanted was these shitty sneks talking.
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>>71336322
who was the kid who stabbed kevan?
the guards who kept margarine in the room sacrificed themselves?
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>>71336268
>yfw dawn was thrust into Lyana as part of the prophecy, that's why Dayne was seen cleaning and polishing it as Ned and crew arrived

Tfw Ned has Dawn stashed somewhere in the winterfell crypt, maybe buried with Lyana, intended to one day be taken up by Jon
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>Aiden Gillen probably got paid more money lazily reading out 2 lines and leaning on a wall than I have earned working in the last 3 years
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So if they used a different name for "baby Jon", why did Bran react like that?
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>>71336378
>>71336368
Thank you guys.
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Why was pycelle killed?
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>>71336375
Why? "Rhaegar" is hit so hard by Robert at the Trident that they can't physically remove his helmet.

Targ history is full of people standing in for Targs at big battles.
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>tfw missed the prime time shitposting
I hate not being NEET anymore. Lots of dumb shit in this episode, but I gave up on the writing long ago. I'm only in it for the spectacle, and on that the episode delivered.

It's weird how the only place where wymyn on top would actually make sense by law is the one that got a male king.
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>>71336349
willas tyrell
garlan tyrell
alerie tyrell
garth tyrell
moryn tyrell
theodore tyrell
luthor tyrell

ALL claimants to the throne of highgarden
thats not including distant relations or those who have given up their birthright like maester medwick / gormon / leo tyrell
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>>71336386
>who was the kid who stabbed kevan?
kevan didn't get stabbed at all, unless you mean lancel. it was just one of varys' littlebirds, in the books it's actually varys and he actually kills kevan

>the guards who kept margarine in the room sacrificed themselves?
it was the faith militant, wasn't it?
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Now that it's done, what score do you give the last episode? For me it's a 10/10 for this scene alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUJBTaAyEXE
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>>71335520

>not Kings Landing.gif
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>>71336410
He didn't pay the whore.
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>>71336410
Qyburn and Cersei hate him.
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>>71336426
none of them exist in the show, fool
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>>71336397
Read the fucking books.
ned returned it to ashara before the swan dive
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>>71336416
Mance looks nothing like a Targ though. Neither in the books nor the show.
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>>71336426
>implying
All of those are cut on the show. Just like how Martells don't have any cousins.
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I can't bear to see this man crying.
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>>71336421
im only going to bed now after the nice shitpost frenzy of the night. feels good to be perma neet
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>>71336453
so we're supposed to not only accept that varys/arya/littlefinger can travel by jetpack
but that house tyrell somehow only has 3 living members and no relatives
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>>71336397

Intriguing...he might dual wield Longclaw and Dawn
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>>71336426
We are talking about the show though.

In the books the question isn't even on the table because cercei didn't blew up Mace/Loras
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>>71336410
Cuz killing him personally is more fan service for showfags than kevan that hasn't had a lot of screen time

They also made that scene to please bookreaders

As for the why in their motive it's because pycelle was the last remaining person in kings landing that had a say in anything
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Wait why did the kid bring that Lannister cuck to the cellar? What if he killed the kid or what if one stab was not enough to cripple him?
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>chapter is directed by sapochnik
>goat chapter
>not directed by him
>it's shit

so why doesn't he do all episodes?
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>>71336478
THE KING IN THE NORTH
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>>71336477
yes, Linda.
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>>71336492
For the dramatic effect.
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>>71336477
Like house martell and house baratheon, and all the other houses in the show. The Lannisters are the only ones with cousins, because the cousins are needed to die at certain points.
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>>71336460

lots of shit was cut from the show; I wouldnt be surprised if they cut out all the Ashara-Starfall shenanigans plus we already have someone kill themselves when their relations died
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Wasn't Grand Maester Pycelle on his way to the Trial? What was the point of killing him separately?
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>>71336410
In the books he was killed along with Kevin Lannister by Varys so Cersei would continue to go off the rails and make more enemies outside of King's Landing.

In the show he was killed by Qyburn (maybe on Cersei's orders) so Cersei/Qyburn would have more power.
He crowned Cersei Queen, whilst Pycell probable would have objected to that.
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>>71336492
Why didn't Lancel eat the candles? He reached them in time. Spit puts out fire
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>>71336492
He followed the kid, it didn't lead him there.
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So who will finally kill that Nazi kike Queerburn?
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>>71336522
He wanted someone to monologue in front of
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>>71336370
because people are blind when it comes to subtle shit
https://youtu.be/0u-ifaNa-j0?t=2m7s

jon is asharas son and was switch with lyannas
the cutaway to jon was a bait and switch
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>>71336522
To keep bookfags placated.
>See? It's still an adaptation!
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>>71336522
Fan service you dingus

And don't fucking say "why not kevan"

Because retards like you probably only remember him as "that dude that told cersei this season"
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>>71335662
Because the birth of Jon is the dawn of a new age
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>>71335641
Livia was literally the true power behind the throne though and single handedly destroyed the Julian-Claudian dynasty before it even got going
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>>71336522
book scene

but it doesn't make much sense here, really.
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>>71336478
dual wielding two handed swords? AWESOME
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>>71336485
>show debates who the throne passes to for first X seasons
>shows how every relation down the targ tree gets considered to the point we have stannis, tommen, joffrey, aemon, all related
>somehow killing THREE tyrells extirpates the entire family name and all relatives and eliminates highgarden

nigga if ten thousand swords are sworn to highgarden and its 3 top claimants die, the throne passes to SOMEONE
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>>71336522
Maybe they did it to appease the book crowd by re-creating the scene?

There is no point but "muh dramatic"
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>>71336522
>it's badass! xD
answer to every "what was the point of x?" regarding this show
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>>71336538
>Nazi kike
>>71336538
is this even possible?
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>>71336522
What was the point of the Frey pies that Arya made? It feels like they're cramming in those scenes because they remember them existing, but they forget what the point of them being in the books to begin with was
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>>71336492

Better question is why would that cuck follow a kid to who knows where when he was supposed to fetch Cersei from the Red Keep?
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>>71336460
Show isn't following that universe, but okay, I forgot all about that. The point is the sword is still missing and who knows fuck where.

>Lightbringer
>Dawn
>"Sword of the Morning"

>Dawn brings the light

It's pretty obvious at this point. Jon will take up the sword somehow, somewhere, Jon will give his sword to his new Loli Mormont Waifu as gift.
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>>71336562
It will be Sams dad in the show because he is the only Tyrell bannerman we know (and also one of the most competent commanders in westeros and also a Targ loyalist so everything fits)
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>>71336571
>>71336558
but even if it was meant to channel the book scene it didn't make any sense at all
varys had a monologue explaining that he was killing kevan for the pure intention of sowing discord and breaking the alliance, revealing it was all part of a well laid conspiracy for decades
qyburn was just sad he had to kill old pycelle because uh they were friends? and just did it on a whim because cersei said so a few days ago
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>>71336576
>According to legend, the man who would later be known as the Rat Cook was a simple cook at the Nightfort. He became infamous when he served an Andal king (identified either as King Tywell II of the Rock or King Oswell I of the Vale[2]) a pie that was made of bacon and, unknown to the king, the king's son. The cook killed the prince in revenge for a wrong the king supposedly did to him. The king was unaware of this, however, as he ate and praised the taste and asked for a second piece. The gods were angered — not because the cook had committed murder, nor because he had made the king a cannibal — but because the cook had slain a guest beneath his roof. They cursed the cook and transformed him into a massive rat who was doomed to be unable to eat anything but his own young.

tl;dr - Frey killed his guests. Ayra made him eat his own children.

Arya = God.
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>>71336576
a reference to a legend from the book
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>>71336576
How did she get that face? I don't remember her stealing one. Also, how did she kill, chop up, and cook two lords all on her own without anyone noticing.
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>>71336586
Fuck, I just realised that Mormont made the pommmel into a wolf for jon. The sword isn't truly his.

Azor Ahai needs Lightbringer. I think you may be onto something.

So, where the fuck is Dawn?
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>>71336410
>Literally tells you that they need to get rid of the old for there to be change
>Literally at odds with Cersei the whole season
>"HURRR WHY DEY KILL HIM LMAO?"

This is why the show is simplified.
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>>71336522
Because he was a dirty old man who took advantage of young innocent women!!!
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So why did Cersei want Tommen's ashes to be buried where the ashes of the Sept were?
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>>71336628
she finished her jedi training
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Arya should just go back to the North already.

>inb4 she stays in the Riverlands to meet Nymeria again who now controls her own army of rabid wolves
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>>71336653
Because that's where Tywin, Joffrey, and Myrcella were buried.
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>>71336653
It was a leftover from an earlier version of the script where Cersei claims power by claiming Tommen is still alive and just hides his death by burning the body and saying he is feeling sick
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Where will people in kings landing get married now the sept of baelor is gone?
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>>71336653
I don't think there's any deep meaning behind that other than wanting him buried with the rest of his family.
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>>71336689
Throne room

>But what about peasa--
Peasants didn't get to use the church anyway
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>Jon and Dany get married next season
Kill me.
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>>71336040
congratulations on your mental illness

try not to shoot up a shoot
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>>71336562
>>71336562
ok
1) The Reach has not been eliminated. They are siding with Dany. That's why you can see Reach ships in her fleet at the end. I'm sure Randyl Tarly and possibly the Hightowers will have roles next season representing The Reach nobility

2) House Tyrell consisted of the following people in the show: Oleena, Mace "the Ace", Loras and Margaery. All but Oleena are now dead, and she is too old to have children. THERE ARE NO OTHER TYRELLS IN THE SHOW. NONE. That is why its the end of Highgarden, because the house that currently rules it and The Reach are about to go extinct

if you want more detail about the politics, go read the books. There's no point sperg out about the show's lack of detail because D&D have found there market and they aren't about to change it.
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>>71336689
The local tavern
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>>71336653
>Cersei destroyed the bodies of her family just to get revenge

Edgy Cersei is true queen 2bh.
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new

>>71336717
>>71336717
>>71336717
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>>71336684
She'll meet wil Melly on her way to the north and then write another name off her list.
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>actually thought tommen wasn't full retard and had some sort of plan to get his smirkpoosi back
>nope he was actually controlled by the sparrow, also momma nukes the sept and he kills himself
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>>71336726

>>71336726

>>71336726

>>71336726
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>>71336689
The throne room after they beat Cersei black and blue and slowly decapitate her with a rusty blade finishing by sticking her body parts on pikes.
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>>71335639
raped her, murdered her, and killed her children
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>>71336288
Ned + Lyanna maybe?
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>>71336501
oh look, it's this again. jon will marry a foreign whore(daenarys) and break vows just like you-know-who did.
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>>71336560
Neither Dawn nor Longclaw are two handed swords.
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>>71336137
This sooo fucking much
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>>71335964
Why does Jon have cum on his beard?
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>>71336123
That isn't a problem, even in world history a small place like Europe had a lot more relevance than let's say Africa or Siberia
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>>71335964
>know he's not the dad

maybe he is
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>>71336523
So there's not hidden mystery to Pycell? That's it? That's his whole character? Just "he's pretending to be old but he's still old?"

I was expecting some real shit to go down with Pycell. I thought he was going to reveal that he was only playing dumb and was actually one step ahead of little finger and varys

i thought that nigga had a chance of making it to the iron throne. i thought that nigga was playing the long con. nobody expects him and that's his power. fuck me im retarded
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so are Dany and Jon gonna fug next season?

like a sort of Oedipal ironic inevitability of their Targ heritage?

are they gonna realized this and one kill the other to become Azor Ahai?
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