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>>71329423
Robert's Rebellion edition
Azor Jon
How would you feel if he ended up being the last man standing? I would really like this ending.
>>71330434
Same, it would be refreshing
>>71330434
>Has a penis
Not going to happen famalam
>>71330434
>haha i want everyone to die arent i edgy
Go home nigger.
SHOW ME THE BODY
>Stronk female rulers everywhere
>Males are now used as cattle, with their only purpose being second-class citizens and literal cuckolds
>Boats full of shit skins coming to get dat white wimmins
>Night's King is going to ethnically cleanse them all
So, the Night's King is being set up as the good guy now?
ALL HAIL, FATED QUEEN OF ASHES, BEARER OF NONE, FINAL HEIR BY HELLFIRE, LONG MAY SHE REIGN
>>71330434
Normies would be butthurt
Daenerys can't get away with all this r-right?
She's been too succesful, when se arrives in Westeros she will fail gloriously and Cersei will laugh at her death
Season 7:
>Yara the strong independent lesbian kills Euron
>Sansa the strong independent womyn becomes ruler of winterfell
>Arya the strong independent womyn assasin kills every bad men
>Cercei the strong independent mad womyn becomes an undefeated queen defeating all his male enemis and is only defeated by Danny, the strongest and most independent womyn in the world,with the help of the strong independent old lady Ollenna and the strong independent sand snakes.
D&D's fanfic is predictable as fuck
>>71331297
I don't think there is a body.
>no more GOT until 2017
What do /tv/?
I've lost all respect for GoT.
>Dany rules
>Cersei rules
>Yara rules
>Sand sneks rule
>Sansa rules
What the fuck is the feminist power trip?
Can't wait for Season 7 guys
>Literally no army for Dany to fight apart from Lannisters. 8,000 against 100,000 + 3 Dragons
>The Wall is still up, White Walkers no where to be seen
>Jon & Sansa mini plot that will lead to another female leader
>Thats it, literally no other plot points
So, now that the dust has settled, was this episode good or not?
A lot of people say stuff doesn't make sense, whether it be Arya, teleporting, or general retardedness.
But people voted and a majority said it's 10/10 or 9/10.
Which is it?
Good or bad?
https://youtu.be/0ba_RzZu4Vw
>>71330434
It would be nicer than the stereotypical noble sacrifice and pyrrhic victory ending thats likely coming up.
>HE BRINGS THE STORM!
EURON!
EURON KING!
>The behind the scenes shit already says Sansa resents Jon for becoming dakingindanorf and that she was entirely glossed over
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
Plot twist:
Varys is a tranny,so he becomes king of the seven kingdoms through sheer D&D magic
Reminder that the green wildfire was foreshadowing for Luigis appearance in Serason 7
Miguel Sapochnik should direct every episode going forward
>>71331323
Don't forget:
>Dany is going to retake Westeros with an army of Eunichs, stronk womyn leaders and a midget
>>71331333
Because she's alive and currently traveling to Dorne
I've got to go on a business trip, how do I take care of my wife and my wife's son?
I'll find out from Game of Thrones and the based Samwell character!
>>71331347
9/10, Arya brings it down.
LAY WASTE JON STARK.
LAY FUCKING WASTE.
>>71330434
does he have ice dragons?
>>71331195
for this gifted and bright individual
How the fuck did Varys go from Dorne to rejoining Dany and friends so fast?
Can we all agree that Bran is the only character worth rooting for at this point?
What do you think Preston's reaction is like to this episode?
THE WHITE WOLF!
Wait why is Jon Snow all of a sudden considered head of House Stark? He's a bastard.
mods please do your job now that this season of got is over and PRUNE ALL GOT GENERALS
>wildfire
>liquefied cow farts
>able to explode the sept
i'm not believing it
>>71331378
She's being escorted by Stannis as well, Dorne will finally bend the knee.
>>71331297
D-do you like it anon?
>>71331361
Weird, seems kinda contradicting of her line about focusing on what she had
what did she mean by this?
So I just finished the episode.
Is R+L = J confirmed?
>>71331347
Did you enjoy it?
Make your own opinion before going to tv to ask, people will say it sucks no matter what so its better to find the stuff you liked.
I thought it was great, tv is usually just angry that it appeals more and more to normies.
>>71331291
watch the nbombs
>waaah muh Sansa
Modern feminists don't understand that Sansa can be happy where she is and with what she's accomplished. Modern feminists only understand over-reaching - they do it all the fucking time. That's why so many of the equality feminists have abandoned the label: they know they accomplished their goals and are content.
Fuck, Sansa even outright says it in this episode: "I only thought about what I wanted instead of what I had".
In the show, we have female rulers for Dorne, King's Landing + Westerlands, The Reach, and of course, there's Danaerys. Compare this to the men, who have The North and the Iron Islands. Instead of focusing on what they have, modern feminists would rather bitch about what they want, which is "ALL MEN MUST DIE AND WOMYN MUST RULE EVERYTHING"
>>71331350
made me feel like I was watching a soap opera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8RzKglyxzA
What did they mean by this?
>>71331291
Newborns get to become cool as shit ice elves that are immortal and have undead servants. That's pretty cool.
>>71331426
hnnnnnnnng
>>71331414
They respect him enough that he's an honorary Stark
and honestly, he's earned it. Also Northerners don't play by the same rules as the South.
>>71331368
This was clear half the season ago
>>71331429
Watch it. Sophie Turner basically says that there's tension between the two and that LF's words got to her. I fucking hate this sub plot.
>>71331377
She also has an army of pillagers, raiders and rapers. Give how she extolled violence against the westerosi kingdom in her speech to the dothraki, they might not be as targeted in their murder as she hopes.
>>71331425
Stannis, Blackfish and Loras join her Queensguard
Hail Darth Tyrantcunt, first of her name, wielder of wildfire, destroyer of gods and men, and mother of corpses!
>>71330434
He's never the last man standing so long as someone else is dead
>>71331409
D&D magic.If you are not a CIS male,you have magic powers in the show.
So Jon is now THE WHITE WOLF.
The Nightking is literally Eredin and the walkers are LITERALLY the Wild Hunt.
I guess DnD played the Witcher games over the summer...
>>71331407
You posted a picture of her wearing a face when killing Walder Frey.
The post was in response to Arya NOT wearing a face when killing Meryn Trant.
Can you read?
>>71331346
It's ok Dany is going to use Jon as a Targaryen Stud to get new babies.
Whilst she fucks Dohario and half the court on the side.
Jon is literally already C U C K E D before he meets her.
>>71330434
You're fucking retarded if you think D&D won't choose a Disney-tier happy ending
Will dragons grow again 50% during that trip over sea?
Reminder that Arya probably killed a young woman just to get her face.
>>71331484
And Euron is Gaunter.
>>71331465
If I lost out on some top tier pussy I'd probably kill myself to
>>71331455
I feel like I've seen this before. And not like deja vu, like, I've literally seen this exact action done in another movie or show.
Is it just me?
>>71331469
Interesting. Hopefully she'll see reason soon enough. None of this throne shit matters if everyone is going to get killed by fucking zombies.
Jon needs to step up
>be danyfag
>100% plot armor
>100% throne for my waifu
Feels good.
>>71331431
Did Dany get botox this season?
What's with her face this season?
>>71331499
Just kill Dany and im happy.
Dothraki: 50-200k soldiers
Tyrell: 100k soldiers
Martell: 50k soldiers
Greyjoy: 10-20k soldiers
Unsullied: 10k soldiers
Second sons: 2k soldiers
Dragons: 3
Ships: 350+
Dany has more than all of Westeros combined, how can she be stopped?
>>71331409
Why the fuck does Varys get to stand behind her on her ship?
She banished jorah for colluding with varys and the crown, hell she knows he sent a poisoner to kill her, shes never met him before and now shes cool to have him stand with her?
>>71331414
Because they realize he isn't a useless sack of shit like Sansa
>>71331485
Can you please admit you're retarded now?
>>71331530
some are staying in muhreen
>>71331484
Inb4 Jon kills Euron with a dragon glass sword and we get the 'that sword...is for monsters' scene.
>>71331414
Because it's the North, you southern cunt
go fuck your gay king in the ass - oh wait, he died didn't he? well it's ok you can still suck off your sadistic incest king - oh wait, he died too! Well I'm sure his younger brother would at least give you a reach-around - OH SHIT HE DIED TOO DIDN'T HE?
At least our king only died because you fuckers are too cowardly to fight him in real combat and instead betray FUCKING GUEST RIGHT, you fucking - hang on a second I just got a raven, brb
HAHAHAHA WALDER FUCKING FREY JUST GOT HIS THROAT SLIT AFTER EATING HIS SONS IN A PIE OMFG YOU SOUTHERN CUNTS ARE REALLY FUCKING TAKING IT RIGHT IN THE UNLUBED ASS
>>71331551
Too old.
>>71331297
you have no idea what your doing to yourself, stop now.
Is Mace still alive?
>queen of love and beauty
>>71331414
He took back Winterfell and avenged the Stark's.
>>71331455
>fandom
you're on the wrong site, little lady.
>>71331530
Euron's Magic Vuvuzela
>>71331409
>implying the Dorne scene wasn't after Dany had already landed
They just messed with the timeline in the episode m8 ;)
>>71331551
Literally a different girl in the room.
>>71331520
>be waifag
>she's dead
>>71331520
>be danyfag
anon... delete this
>>71331530
Her armies are at sea.
>>71331470
>Waltzed into their capital and burned their leaders and strongest warriors alive
>"I was married to Drogo so it's cool lol"
>"As you say my queen. We will now abandon our life, culture, and home to fight for you."
Yeah, Dany can do no wrong. Her dothraki will bring diversity and cultural enrichment to Westoros. Only evil Westorosi soldiers rape and pillage.
>>71331583
My thoughts exactly when I saw her....
>>71331505
Or she could just steal some from Jaqen's hall
;_;
>>71331583
>thousands of men died for this bitch
Why is show Asha such a cunt to Theon? In the books she clearly loves him
>RECORD SCRATCH
>I bet you're wondering how I got into this mess
>The power of House Lannister is now restored... but true power... is not meant to be shared *stabs in the neck*
~ Cersei to Jamie, episode 1 of season 7.
Need smug Cersei edit
>>71331530
Second Sons are in Mereen.
Anyone asking about Jon Snow's dad is just stupid at this point. Lyanna fucking said "he'll have him killed, you know it" UH I WONDER WHOSE CHILD IT HAS TO BE IF RHAEGAR TASKED HIS BEST FIGHTERS WITH PROTECTING LYANNA WHILE SHE GAVE BIRTH. IT MUST BE ROBERT'S KID STILL, BECAUSE HE'D TOTALLY KILL HIS OWN KID, THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?
>>71331347
Amazing. People just look for something to bitch about. There are so many posts saying "wow lul fucking sansa ruling winterfell gurl power x( " DID NO ONE WATCH THE WHOLE "KING OF THE NORTH" SCENE?
As for the Arya thing, the Freys are the most pathetic fucking house and their "soldiers" are dirty peasants with swords. If Arya killed them all with her own face on I wouldn't fucking care.
>>71331583
Beauty is subjective shitlord.
>>71331414
The North is far less formal and far less stringent on rules and tradition - but they are big on loyalty
It's why kids like Lyanna and Arya and Lady Mormont only really exist in the North, in the South they get forced to stop that shit, whereas in the North they're more like "sweet she can come hunting with us and we might get more meat for winter"
>>71331599
I'm sorry master, all the Reddits crossposting here infected me.
I meant >tfw Danyfag
>>71330369
>Prime Charles
>Sharpe era Bean
Cool.
>Lyana was meant to be the most beautiful woman in Westeros
season 2 still had a light up amulet
>all of the northern houses pledge fealty to House Stark for a thousand years
>immediately abandon them once the Boltons take Winterfell
>immediately come back to them once they retake Winterfell
Are we to believe that everyone in the North is fucking retarded?
>>71331583
>Rhaegar destroyed the realm for this
>>71331448
(You)
Current Rulers of Westeros:
>a bastard
>a woman
>a confessed kinslayer
>a bastard woman who is a confessed kinslayer
I guess Samwell Tarly had a point when he said life is irregular. :^)
>>71331649
Pregnant Carice!
>>71331574
It was all the Highgarden master plan - Olenna made sure Margaery left the sept in time and smuggled her into Highgarden. And now that everyone thinks she's dead, she'll be safe from bitter Lannisters.
>>71331583
why is she so ugly, bros? Surely, if the sand snakes are a testament to Martell genes then this...THING couldn't have been worth leaving Elia
>>71331612
> pls respond
Was Cersei making herself queen part of the leaks?
It was the only part that kinda surprised me
>>71331612
https://youtu.be/J294A-R1Cjk?t=49
:'(
>>71331409
The whole gang's here.
>>71331623
Are you retarded?
The son is Benjen + Lyanna's.
She would be disgraced and Jon would be killed for being an incest baby.
That's why Benjen was exiled to the wall.
what's so bad about petyr anyway? he wants sansa and the throne, and... I don't get it, he's not a sadist, he isn't weak. varys said "he would see the realm burn if he could be king of the ashes", but VARYS is also manipulating the ream to burn in certain ways. every smart fucker is. so LF gets on the throne and what, becomes evil? no. He would just secure power and make mony for him and his allies. BEtter than any other fucker alive in the world. and sansa's "no one can trust him" is horseshit. No one can trust SANSA,
>Daeny defeats all the shit lord CIS males
>Daeny, Sand Sneks, le quipping grandma, stronk salt lesbians, and queen in the North all stand side by side, covered in male blood
>Look over the kingdom to see hordes of brown men and white women who are now pregnant with Essos nigger children
>Everyone cheers
>Daeny's dragons fly overhead
>Suddenly Night's King out of nowhere
>All the hordes of coal burners and niggers getting put to the sword by swarms of zombies
>Daeny smirks and her dragons come flying
>Suddenly a skyscraper sized ice dragon flies overhead and kills all her dragons at once
>Sam gets trampled to death by all the fleeing niggers
>His woman gets raped in an alleyway by a bunch of shit skins while his cuck baby is turned into a white walker
>Episode ends with night's king standing by the throne and giving way to somebody as they slowly ascend the throne
>Stannis sits on the throne, with snow falling all around him
>Cuts to black
>And who. Are you.
>>71331530
>Dany has around 300,000 soldiers
>350 boats
>Each boat is holding 857 soldiers
>>71331590
At this point, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're trolling. I'm not about to make a webm of the scene, but I very clearly have the episode playing right in front of me.
>>71331651
A girl told them to do it so it was all good at that point
>it's a "Dany thinks non-castrated males are literally cattle" episode
I can't wait for her romance with Yara
Quick reminder: we are infested with leddit atm, ignore and JUST let it pass
>>71331588
>implying Dany didn't have Martell ships with her
We already know the ending.
Danerys comes and wins the fight cause loldanerys loldragons and becomes DA QUEEN IN DA THRONE
She teams up with Jon and they defeat the ice king in an epic battle where Jon dies/sacrifices himself
The end.
It's what literally everything in the show has been leading to.
>>71331583
she just gave birth and is about to die
that's really not the thing that annoyed me in this episode
>>71331636
>far less stringent on rules and tradition
>We Wuz kangz and shiet before the dragons came
>Muh old gods
>>71331612
Winterfell has, at most, 1,000 men.
Vale have at least 10,000 men.
Why doesn't Littlefinger just conquer the North and take Sansa as his bride?
>>71331651
There's a reason why that play depicted Ned Stark as an inbred buffoon
>>71331341
All guys ruled at the start, you didn't seem to have a problem with that.
>>71331678
how could that possibly surprise you
>>71331480
Ruler of Ruins, Bringer of BTFO, Cucker of Kings
>>71331456
smirkfu fags literally btfo
>>71331651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7kW7cT1uGA
>>71331649
Stannis was such a wasted storyline
>Maybe that was our mistake, following kings
>Jon Snow's no king
>next episode
>DA KING IN DA NORF
>>71331651
we are supposed to accept the fact that they will do whatever the hell the current episode writer thinks would make for the most dramatic thing in that exact moment.
Also keep in mind more than half the writing staff are women. They know nothing of honor or logic. So even if the episode is credited to a male remember an illogical treacherous female had some level of influence.
>tfw Dany will probably go mad with power and get killed at the climax of the story
So DnD completely missed the subtelty of the frey pie scene. In the books we sort of knew the pies were freys but the best part was no one else did but Manderly who was gobbeling them up laughing all the while.
In the show we get "lol ur suns r in tha pie and u eat thm lmao U DIE NAW XD"
Absolutly horrendous.
>>71331691
>all the gurl power is just a front for hard core wight-supremacy
>>71331671
if u r really /hg/ know that I hate you, but I do kinda feel for u right now.
Use the wonderful example the Mannis has set as your guide
King's Landing scene was too slow and drawn out and the music was over-the-top pretentious.
Northerners all came across as pathetic bandwagon hoppers and Jon came across as weak for not executing red woman.
Sansa is as cringey as usual but i'm glad she at least just sat there during the northerner scene.
I don't understand what the fuck Bran is even doing touching the weirwood tree like his life depends on it just so the audience can learn about Jon's parents. Also i doubt 90% of the audience still even know who Jon's dad is after this episode.
Daenerys stuff is just predictable pandering crap. Wow so deep Tyrion is hand again, i cried.
My fucking sides with the sand sluts and queen of thornes and varys. What the fuck are the writers thinking?
Arya shit is like fan service clockwork. How could anyone even come up with something so predictable? Like why even bother?
This episode was crap. I really liked BotB because it was mostly left up to the budget which is the only thing this show has going for it anymore. The writers need to be hung like the nights watch traitors
>>71331692
>Historically accurate
WE WUZ UNSULLIED AND SHIT
DABID DABID what if we make Dany a lesbian
DABID
>>71331692
She has maybe 100k on the ships
The Tyrell and Martell are already on Westeros
>>71331696
Yeah, sure. How convenient the episode is playing for you.
>>71331724
It would draw too much attention and he's already on everyone's shitlist. They'd abandon him if the Lannister's started stomping in their neck of the woods.
>>71331303
>>Stronk female rulers everywhere
Except the North
>>71331606
>Burn all their leaders alive
>no one stops to ask "Hey, are you actually a good leader? Why should we follow you? Are you gonna kill us if we don't? Is that your idea of being a kind and just queen?"
>>71331756
reminder that the WHITE walkers are the enemy
>>71331688
WHY DOES RHAEGAR CARE YOU FUCKING POTATOE?
>>71331762
theres a lot more lesbo shit in book
>faglords are still bitching about fighting alongside wildlings
There aren't even wildlings left. I bet there are like 10 men, counting Tormund and about 70 women and children
/got/ I have a question, like 4 weeks back some anon posted a spoiler picture ofTormund on the ground and bloody, supposedly deadand anons were livid with how that better not happen.
But I have not seen such an image in the coming episodes, so where did that image come from?
>>71331692
what if most of the Tyrells and Martells stayed in Westeros?
gods you are so fucking retarded
so bran can not only see the past but also the future confirmed?
>Cersei in a position of power
lel King's Landing will be nothing but rubble long before Dany arrives. the house of the undying already showed this
>>71331772
It's crazy because Littlefinger is lord paramount to the Vale, and recently Riverlands as well. If he manages to conquer the North, he basically owns 50% of Westeros.
>>71331361
>>71331429
>>71331469
>We need to be friends!
>We need to be allies!
>I love you Jon, please forgive me!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS DAKINGINDANORF? FUCK YOU CIVIL WAR WITH LITTLE FINGER NOW
>>71330369
what did the bitch whisper in Ned's ear?
>>71331480
Looking like something out of an old shitty scifi film with that dress desu.
>>71331651
>a little girl says we should anoint this bastard who barely won a single battle as king
>yeah sure whatever, it worked out pretty well the first time
I don't get the Sansa vs Jon meme
She urged him on
She smiled at him as he was named king
She only stopped smiling when she saw that little finger wasn't pleased
She's not going to undermine Jon she's going to take the vale from Petyr
>>71331744
post your face when the freefolk leave.
>>71331480
>mother of corpses!
>>71331642
That was Cersei
>>71331807
fucking die showfag, i'll say this it was from an earlier episode now pls fucking kill yourself or JUST leave u goddamn retard
WHERE IS SHAE THE FUNNY WHOAR? SHAE CUT?
>>71331793
Because he got cucked and thought the kid was his
>>71331800
Yep, that's it. Thanks anon.
>>71331524
This tbqh
>>71331830
It's literally fucking confirmed by Sophie in the behind the scenes shit.
It's not a meme. It's real.
Did anyone notice that Sansa wasn't smiling until she saw Jon looking?
>>71331341
>Sansa rules
You appear to be mistaken, friend!
>>71331530
How much of the tyrell soldiers are hightower loyal though?
>rhaegar
>destroyed
>the realm
>for
>this
She does resemble Arya
>>71331841
She was just visiting the set in a weird outfit I assume.
>>71331788
No you are mistaken they are the heroes
>that part where Olenna tells the sneks to shut up
>>71331606
How did she get away with that, anyway? The were still Dothraki warriors nearby, and that cheeky cunt has killed their leaders and brothers in an dishonorable way. There is no way they would let that slip by.
>>71331776
>Except the North
Wait
Anyone else think some or all of the dragons need to somehow die next season? They are overpowered, dany already has biggest army, biggest navy, best alliances, she should easily take the throne. Then she has three dragons to deal with the night King. They almost need to die for there to be any drama
>>71331753
Frey pies were also foreshadowed with Bran's rat cook speech in season 3
>>71331346
And Season 8
>Dany wins the iron throne
>Teams up with Jon because DATHREATINDANORF
>They kill the ice king
>Show ends
>OR DOES IT??????
>turns out Cersi was a white walker the whole time
>>71331884
based olenna
>>71331869
She looks like a mix between Kinvara and Salsa
>>71331830
you're a legit autist for not being able to basic empathy
that was a forced smile
obviously she's annoyed to be ignored in that matter
and she's looking at peter because he warned her
he's gonna keep on manipulating her for a time next season (before he gets killed)
>>71331858
>confirmed by Sophie the retard
She doesn't understand her own character just look back at her interviews
>>71331873
>that fucking lazy eye
>>71331830
What CIA said clearly affected her.
So i guess we never find out the High Sparrow's secret identity/past since hes dead and it doesnt fucking matter haha
>>71331884
Absolutely fucking based. I have a feeling they wrote that part in to please everyone that hated Dorne.
Dany will never sit the Iron Throne. We have already seen That Kings Landing will be burned to the ground
It's going to be like ebin Pottery where KL is surrounded and the mad queen Cersei keeps shouting BURN THEM ALL before Jaime stabs her in the back. Just this time the wildfire will go off
The show was good when there was fucking and lewd naked girls now it's just meh and penis jokes
>>71331869
>this is a 10/10 in westeros
>>71331807
1) not the actor
2) not him
Did you also think Jack Black was going to be in episode 10 as well?
>>71331906
Deny it all you want. Season 7 we're getting Jon Vs. Sansa. And it will fucking suck.
>>71331830
Forced drama. Every time a sub-plot settles into a situation where things go smoothly the writers make someone do something retarded or become evil for no reason to keep the conflict going.
Why were the northern houses so willing to anoint Jon as King in the North? He's proven himself as a warrior and commander, but he's no king. The other houses probably barely know who he is, if they even knew Ned had a bastard at all. As far as they know, Sansa is the heir to Winterfell. Shouldn't they rally behind her, if anybody? Shouldn't Sansa be vying for control? Isn't her entire arc about gaining control of her life? What is going on?
>>71331906
Confirmed by Kit and Liam and D&D too.
>>71331651
They're a parody of Scottish. Scots are notoriously stupid. They voted for 'independence' so they can turn around and give themselves to the EU like a cheap whore.
WHY DOESN'T SANSA FUCK LITTLEFINGER ALREADY??????????????
>>71331885
Because all of the horse fucking plains-niggers want a piece of that sweet westerosi ass.
>>71331823
>an old shitty scifi film
Yes, that's why we're calling Darth Tyrantcunt.
Who was the actor who played the Maester at the Citadel? I feel like that was some kind of inside joke casting that I missed, like "hey it's that dude from sherlock" for the iron bank guy
How was Vaerys in westeros to get the Tyrells and Martells to ally with Danerys and then like 2 scenes later also over on Danery's ship sailing to westeros.
How fast can this nigger travel?
PRESTON WHEN? BURLINGTON BAR WHEN? NORMIES WHEN?
>>71330369
Can someone please explain how Varys is able to teleport so well?
He told Tyrion he was going away in one of the previous episodes though he didn't say Dorne, then we see him in Dorne in the final episode, then right at the end of the final episode we see him in Daenerys' ship, standing right behind her.
If he has some sort of teleportation device they should at least address it in the show.
>>71331892
and the book
>>71331963
he got magical powers in exchange for burning his cockyou should try too
>Season 7
>Sam has become a full Maester
>He finds a really old book
>Learns you defeat the Night King by saying his name out-loud backwards
>>71331960
who cares?
>>71331861
>autists can't tell the difference between a fake smile and a genuine one
top kek
>>71331914
He's basically The Joker, told multiple origin stories by everyone, no one knows his past and he died, with no questions answered
>>71331914
It ends up he really was as he said.
Just a religious jerk whose goal was to spread Westerosi Islam to everyone in the world at all costs.
>Cersei vs Dany and SNEKS
How will our girl win it?
>>71331963
Martell and Tyrell ships joined her already sailing fleet.
>>71331455
top ebin
>all those barrels of wildfire in a cellar that pretty much anyone can find and enter
yeah, right...
>there are two Varysii
>>71331869
Jon is now a certified cunt destroyer.
>>71331455
Wow, it took less than 7 hours for somebody to pull this off. Kudos.
MY NIGGA JON DID IT
WINTER HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
THE KING NIG IN THE NORFFFF
>>71331988
I don't have a cock, hon.
But thanks anyway.
>>71331993
I care about Preston.
Fuck the rest.
>>71331943
He's their only chance for stability
>>71331963
>implying everything in an episode is happening at the same time
In this case the Dorne scene and the Meereen scenes were probably months apart. It's not rocket science.
>>71331960
tomorrow same as always
>>71331914
My headcanon is that he is someone that got fucked by the crown and was taking revenge on it
>>71331869
the chicks that Bronn left dinner with were prettier than her
>>71331970
Oh. Already posted.Guess someone else was on Imgur today!!!
>>71331960
BLIND WAVE WHEN?
>Tommen killing himself for some bitch he met 2 years ago
He died as he lived
like a fragile little bitch
>>71331960
New Burlington vid tommorow
>>71331793
Because he loved her so much, he was prepared to raise her son.
>>71331943
Jon basically acts like Ned stark2.0 the north automatically loves him for that alone
There are a lot less "yas queen"s on twitter than I expected. But as I expected every female character is represented and praised by this idiots.
>>71331583
>faggot expect women to remain beautiful after having fatal birth complications that lead to massive blood loss
Here is what's 100% going to happen
Dany is going to sit on the iron throne, tension rises as our heroes (house stark) are surrounded by ice zombies from the north and fire bitch from the south
>>71332021
do you have a bad pussy?
>>71332021
So you tried it? Did it work?
>>71332008
Even if they met halfway, that means they've been sailing for a month each.
Or did Dany tell Daario she's "leaving" and then stay for another extra 2 months while waiting for Varys to come back?
>>71331957
This guy apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Hvam
>>71331958
Vaerys is the only one in the world capable of fast travel. He does it with the help of his little birds.
>>71332012
Nevermind those gates all along the way!!!
>>71331760
Holy shit thats wasteful, you could fir four times that many if they were made to stand.
Just started watching the season finale and again, Dumb & Dumber fuck up the story (their own story at this point) just so they can get one “kewl!” scene….
Were there ever bigger hacks then these two fuckwads?
>>71332012
It was moved there, there was a lot of wildfire hidden under the city by the mad king, that's how he was gonna burn everyone.
Then Cersei found out about it and had it moved there.
>>71331530
Dothraki don't wear armor, have shit horses compared to Westeros, their weapons can't even penetrate basic plate, and they have no archers.
Not only that, but in the show-canon, dragons can apparently be nearly killed by cloth wearing sand niggers throwing cheap spears.
The better question is: how can she even do anything?
>>71331963
>>71331958
Magicin westeros works by gender identity:
Eunuchs & trannies>>>>lesbians>>>>bisexual>>>Hetero woman>>>>>gays>>>>>>>>men
>>71331520
Does Emilia Clarke put in any overtime at the gym to prepare for her role as a dragon queen?
>>71332025
Preston King!
>>71332021
Why did you burn your cock?Vancouver?
The most beautiful woman in all of Westeros.
>David Bradley lived long enough to finish Walder's arc
>>71331905
>>71331858
there are people in this thread right now thinking that D&D would be capable of such subtlety.
>>71331821
I think she said "king" but couldn't hear/guess other words
>>71332094
the only reason she was cast is because she looks like Emilia Clarke
>>71331821
Don't talk to me or my husband's son ever again
>that weaksauce Manderly speech
Based Lyanna did it better to be honest.
>>71332021
sorry enlarged clit
>>71331990
>season 7
>time passes years for some characters
>other characters only days have past
fucking D&D
>>71332085
She puts in overtime at burger king.
>>71331914
He's Howland madman Reed just trolling the ever loving fuck out of cercei for killing his best friend
>>71332081
>Sand nigger horsemen are apparently going to win the north
The Northmen wouldn't even have to fight them. They would just die in the snow
Cersei and Jamie vs Dany and Tyrion next year will be fun
>>71332092
Kill yourself.
>inb4 arya does some detective work
>inb4 she finds out littlefinger was behind neds death
>inb4 she kills little finger takes off her face and sansa is all like "yo muh little ugly sistah? well pound me pissflap with ye litta needle it is ya ya dumb cunt give ya sis a press on da lips "
>>71331651
>The Starks are the Golden State Warriors of Westeros
>>71332112
You realise she isn't related to Daenerys right?
>>71332085
She sat on her fat ass eating taco bell to prepare for her free trip to the iron throne
>>71332114
(you)
>>71332091
I wonder how much hehatedthis episode.
>tfw inferior Bar and Normies get their reactions up quicker.
Step it up Blind Wave.
>>71332112
yes, because she's danys secret mother
>>71332103
it's really not special writing
and Sansa vs Jon has been hinted many times through the preivous episodes
Jon even said in the same exact episode "we shouldn't fight amongst ourselves"
why would he say that if there were no tension between them?
>there are people ITT right now who have difficulties understanding a show like GoT
>>71331718
Pretty sure Bran going to reset the time again and again and again until he knew it cannot be stop thus he travel way back in time and destroy everything in order to stop the future from happening
>>71332081
Dothraki are generic steppe warriors, they most certainly use arrows. Remember the 3 traditional weapons, an arakh, a whip and a BOW
>>71332157
We will have to wait for his episode for that I guess.
>>71331884
Olenna is one of the few womyn characters who is actually cool.
Why do all the other females have to suck?
I hate talking to people about GoT because I look like some sort of fedora tipping woman hater, but pretty much every woman character sucks or is completely unlikable.
>>71332096
>Reminder that Arya serving a pie to Walder Frey and killing him will be the end of House Frey and they will never be mentioned again even though he had about 30 children
Season 7 episode 9
Jon marches on the capital after his victory at the trident
The tyrells with Sam and daddy and the dornish with sand counts enter the capital
cersei turns to qyburn
Burn them all, she's infuriated, burn them all she screams burn them all
Cut to Jaime with a -nausea world is turning upside down- camera shot
Jaime stabs qyburn with oathkeeper
Jaime strangles CerseiCarol Sharol Sherlyne whatever her name is screams "just like that old gypsy woman said"
breaker of chairs will be so fat she'll break the iron throne by next season
>>71332075
The CGI's so fucking bad...
>>71332096
tfw recognize this
and i've only watched like maybe 5 different ones my entire life
>>71332112
>>71332149
At first I thought it was because they were both TargaryensBut then I realized that that was fucking retarded
>>71331788
They are stronger, better organised, more advanced and overall superior to everybody else. They deserve to win.
>>71332151
Nice boots and jeans, glad to see Essos has a very advanced clothing industry
>>71332149
jon and dany are bro and sis you dumb cunt
>Varys is a Targ
>Jon Snow is a Targ
>Tyrion is probably also a Targ
Mad king, more like mad dick
Wasn't Shae supposed to be in this season? I swear we saw screencaps of her in Mereen, like Tyrion had a vision of her.
Were her scenes cut?
>>71331821
Ravioli ravioli my son will live longer than ollie
>>71332180
>episode 9
what?
you retarded?
>>71332177
Cersei is atleast admirable because shes supposed to be a bitch, we know she has flaws.
Sansa, Dany and Yara are all just stronk womyn memes.
>>71332180It's Cheryl
>>71332177
Olenna and Meera are the best ones
I miss Ygritte
>Literally 100% opposite to his book character
Has there been a bigger betrayal since the Thenns?
>Do you feel in charge?
>>71332216
She's dead.
>>71332173
I haven't even seen a single bow used by one of them in the entire show. Where are these imaginary bow-mounted archers you speak of?
>>71332208
ah no, Jesus showfags are all over today
>>71332177
literally grandma tyrion. you have no taste
>>71332201
of course whites are better
but they'll lose none the less because jews&jews decided it
>>71331521
>Did Dany get botox this season? What's with her face this season?
People need to start asking this question more. Why is her face so hard?
>>71332212
Jon is rhaegars bastard
>>71332230
Remember how hyped /got/ got when he was cast?
>>71332216
No, le funny whore was just visiting the set.
>>71331997
Does this mean he magically escaped the fire and will lead an army of evil, oppressive religous folk
>>71332001
Its what i really hated about the High Sparrow plot. The Faith millitant are portrayed as 100% evil (and overly highlighting their anti-homosexuality so a modern viewer knows this immediately) rather than a justified response by the Peasantry and some of the nobility to the decadence of the Lannisters and the overall destruction of the war of the Five kings. Same got any religion in both the book and show desu it can never be sincere
>>71332012
I think it was supposed to be from one of the Mad king's caches of wildfire. Tyrion mentioned it a few episodes ago and its mentioned a few times in the books
>>71332243
preston said it so I believe it
>>71332230
Brienne
>>71332180
>Jaime strangles Cersei
>A men killing strong independent womyn
>>71332220
Whatever the equivalent of episode 9 is, the implication is that episode 9 is always the big episode while episode 10 always cleans up for the season and sets the table for the next
>>71332216
Wouldn't surprise me. Anything that could make Tyrion seem like anything more than a reddit-tier quip machine wouldn't really gel with ((D&D's)) vision at this point.
Will he slay another mad Targaryen?
We all know how this series will end as of now. Jon will take control of the dragons after Daenerys turns mad. Bran helps his brother realize his destiny, defeat the white walkers. Jaime (or Tyrion) will slay the mad queen. Literally everyone will die except CIA.
>>71332238
I know, dummy, but Sibel Kekilli was definitely on the Mereen set like she was going to appear as a vision to Tyrion
>>71332240
Offscreen, like almost everything interesting in GoT. Its established canon, even if it doesnt work with the aesthetic the show went for
>>71332060
>>71332061
>>71332092
>>71332115
Never change, anons :D
I still have my large clit.
Anyway, I was pleased to see Tommen finally die, though I miss Margaery.
>>71331844
I don't know if I'm getting meme'd or if people on here are just that stupid, but have a (you)
>>71332052
This season was trying pretty hard to drive that point across. Jon adopting the man-bun and everything.
>>71332212
wait what when did varys become a targ?
>>71331583
>>71331609
>>71331654
>>71331675
she's dying you retards
better yet,
>implying you're better looking
I was hoping the season would end withJaime and Cersei fighting, in which Jaime kills Cersei with his golden handThe camera then lingers on Jaime's face staring at his golden, blood-spattered hand, and his reaction to what he's just doneThe hand begins to glow and the credits start playing
Can Jamie and Cersei marry now that she is queen?
The Targs always married brother and sister when they ruled
>>71332268
So episode 6.
>>71332275
Replaced with scenes of Tyrion making awkward as fuck chats with the ex-slaves.
>>71332230
Stannis
Some of you are alright. Don't go to the sept tomorrow.
>>71331297
I think it'd be funny if she survived, but was disfigured by the fire in some way.
>>71332270
Jon and Dany will marry, with jon subservient. There is no way it can go differently now
>>71332292
he was always a targ, that's why he shaves his head, because his hair is silver
>>71332298
he still has his oaths and is an honorable man now
>>71332282
do u still think u have some special insight cause ur a womyn?
>>71331506
that makes absolutely no sense you autist
>>71332270
Jaime will probably kill his sister who will end up going crazy after the loss of her children
He'll either end up killing himself after that or just give up everything and go live innawoods
>>71332294
I'm actually kind of /fit/.
>>71332208
>bro and sis
>dumb cunt
Kill yourself, you're too retarded to live
You are now realizing that they split the next season into two smaller seasons for one simple reason:
Double the season finales.
>>71332296
>glow
Explain.
![2d1f90578032e12bf29f15292f0b5d0c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D0wgeQx.jpg "2d1f90578032e12bf29f15292f0b5d0c[1]")
>>71332235
Looks like Tommen took a
>King's Landing
>>71331521
She's 26 and no longer 20 years old.
Science.
>>71332309
Stannis will probably die in the books too. His character was kept pretty accurate
>>71332282
>grill posting on /got/
helloooooo
>>71332326
What oath he is not Kings guard any more
>>71332312
KEK
>>71332292
There was always the suspicion of why he always shave and what's his endgame exactly
"Fire and Blood" just made it official
>>71332319
But they are related
>this kid getting shit done again
>>71332294
>Implying continents are being plunged into chaos and war over a bunch of neckbears on 4chan
You'll just lap up anything that dribbles out of D&D's asshole, won't you?
>>71332110
you faggots are fucking deaf. I found a good version and till we get a lip reader we won't learn the prior, but this is what she audibly said, you fucking useless cunts...
>If Robert finds out he'll kill him, you know he will. You have to protect him. Promise me, Ned. Promise me.
>>71332259
>Same got any religion in both the book and show
Sorry, what? I can't make heads or tails of that sentence.
>>71332332
Euron is actually, somehow and for some reason, a faceless man. I'm not even joking
>>71331924
That's what I think will happen. But God do I hope that happens so the wildfire utterly destroys the gay ass unsullied, the awful degenerate dothrakis, Dany, and especially that midget. " oh he is so clever" nigga common sense is not being clever
>After all this time we learn what Loras was accused of
>It was literally being gay
>Gets blown up 2 seconds later
>>71332397
They are targaryens
Ok, all people do is complain about what they hated about the episode, how about we mention things we loved?
Holy shit, Tommen's suicide. We all knew he was going to die, and at that point we could have guessed it would be suicide, but my God the way he just walked out the fucking window was perfect.
>>71332312
LEL
>>71332270
>CIA ruling a kingdom of ashes
poetic, to say the least.
>>71332425
Did you not realise that from the start? It wasnt a secret
>>71332465
kys shill
>>71332425
did you watch the show at all?
>>71332094
Not even white
>>71332425
>After all this time
>>71331530
20 good men of course
>>71332351
>this joke again
>>71332072
There wasn't room to stand, it was inside the ship where they where on shelves.
I think you probably could have made it more compact though.
>>71332319
Dany is pretty much slated to be the next mad queen. Pure blood targaryen, wanting to burn everyone who oppose her, Tyrion has to hold her back, self righteous smug ass cunt. Basically sealed her fate desu..
I wouldn't be surprised if the prophecy is as follow: Jon is azor, Daenerys' destiny is to be the mother of Jon's dragons.
I mean, this entire season has already written itself. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same pace next season.
so how different from the book do you think the distribution of power is at this juncture? when we get to this point in the book chronology, who will be sitting on which thrones?
>>71332235
>you're pure evil!
>>71332216
Cut like Ghost's death scene
>>71331935
>And it will fucking suck.
Can't argue with that.
>>71332558
Except that makes actual sense and would be an interesting story, and we are watching show-GoT
>>71332425
It was blatantly laid out what he was accused of. Still
>be tortured and be broken in a shitty dungeon by religious fanatics
>finally get a chance at freedom by joining their cult
>"Oh shit, just gotta carve that into my head eh?"
>you and your sis get vaporized
>>71332327
Yes. Why do you ask?
>>71332561
What do you mean by "this point"? Show has already diverged quite wildly
>>71331606
I bet/hope she will be killed. How is she going to change the lifestyle and traditions of Dothraki and Ironborn just because she said so? Fucking fascist.
>>71332610
the end of WoW
>>71332561
Completely different. Aegon VI will be on the Iron Throne when Dany arrives.
>>71331623
The son was thought to be Rhaegar's but biologically it was probably Robert. Robert fucked Lyanna without Rhaegar knowing about it. Robert cucked himself.
How much wildfire is left.
How do they make wildfire.
Can Cersei make more? because as far as i can tell barrels of wild fire being flung with delayed fuses would basically break any aerial or naval assault.
>>71331758
i agree with this person
Robert would kill the baby because it's a Targaryan. He wouldn't kill it for simply being a bastard, else his bastards would not be so prevalent. It's a targ god damn it. Jon is Dragonborn
>>71331943
As far as I'm concerned, the Starks are dead. They don't matter anymore.
>>71332627
This season ends with the first chapters of winds of winter mate
>>71332675
I'm pretty damn sure she has more and she's gonna pull a mad king when they come to try and take the throne.
That's why Dany was walking through ruins in one of her visions in season 2.
Also Arya is scary as fuck, she pulled a Cartman on the Freys and didn't give a fuck.
>>71332675
Pyromancer's guild can make wildfire. They also got made more potent wildfire now that dragons are back. Perhaps even stronger as they get closer.
Also that shit was supposedly laid "all around the city" so I mean they can just go snatch more.
>>71332741
Victarion arriving to fight the slavers? Barristan leading a sortie to destroy trebuchets?
>Walder Frey dead
>His sons are dead
>Unknown ruler is ruling Riverrun
>Edmure is in the dungeon
>Literally will never me brought up again
>>71332760
>Also Arya is scary as fuck, she pulled a Cartman on the Freys
This was all I could think of.
Not "oh shit that's fucked up", just:
"Oh goddamn she's Cartman right now."
>>71332270
>Tyrion kills Cersei
>Tyrion and Jamie meet again
>Tyrion killed the Father, Lover and Sister of the only guy that liked him for who he was
I want this to happen, Waldau and Dinklage have great chemistry, that scenee would be great.
>>71332775
I mean that the point the show is now is not the point the books will be when winds of winter the book ends
>Cersei will completely re-enact Mad King
>Jaime will kill her like he did the Mad King
>It will make no sense whatsoever
Robert would have killed a Targaryan baby. Am I a fucking weirdo for believing this?
>>71332930
Not at all considering Ned only kept the whole "all of your children are Jaime's children"thing a secret from him because he knew he would have the kids he fucking raised put to death.
>>71330434
The age of MAN is apparently over before the battle even begins...
>>71331341
>no tunnel snakes
>>71331756
Top tier nigga. Top Tier.
>>71331726
>Dark ages feudal society
>all rulers are guys
Well no fucking shit, it's almost like that's how things would really work in that given societal situation.
>not just strapping 4 barrels of wildfire on wun wun and having him charge through the undead army at the mad king..
>not just warging into birds and having birds drop wild fire molotov's on the mad king.
k.
>>71332930
He went into kill mode the minute he heard Danaerys was preggers, so, you're not a weirdo for thinking that.
But you're probably a weirdo for some other reason.
>>71332997
yet no one talks about it. What's up with everyone ignoring the obvious? shills?
>>71332204
Boots with HEELS!
>>71331758
FUCKING THIS
D&D suck - even the Dornish scene felt memetic; what with Old Quip Thorns slapping down the meme sneks - as if Dunce and Dindu are going “hehe we get it, sneks are shit, lolol”. Doesnt excuse their hack writing, it instead shows how crap it is.
>>71333092
>But you're probably a weirdo for some other reason.
ok
>>71331806
>There aren't even wildlings left.
Because all those wymmin and children fought and died?
No Tormund and his lads are lucky and are about to acquire a dozen wifes each.
>>71332177
Because they weren't based on actual women that held power irl, and instead serve as self-inserts for you know who.
>>71332930
Baby Jon is then literally incarnate reminder that Lyanna is not only dead- but that he lost her to Rhaegar. Done. Yeah. Hell even I would toss the baby after getting cucked that hard.
>fat man saw how well the show got received
>decided the character cuts and shit d&d did were a good idea
>is in the process of killing off darkstar, euron and aegon quicklyThat is, if he actually has written a word over the past few years.
