>>71328817
Previous
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
King Azor Jon
>>71329423
No need to make threads so early OP, but ok
Why censor what Lyanna was saying?
Is there more to it?
The only way this season can be saved is to have Stannis appear scene 1 episode 1 next season, and die before the episode is over
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
How was it, lads?
North = Sansa (by proxy)
Iron Islands = Yara
Dorne = Sand Snakes
Westerlands = Cersei
King's Landing = Cersei
Reach = Olenna
Westeros = Dany
LOOKS LIKE FEMALE POWER IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
YOU NEWFAGS WANT TO KNOW HOW VARYS TRAVELED SO QUICKLY BETWEEN DANY AND DORNE?HE'S A FUCKING MERLING
>>71329423
LADY STANNISHEART
up next on after the thrones
>OMG so we all found out a HUGE suprise this episode.
>Ned's sister had a BABY when she died!
>wow its crazy im tingling
>I just went on the internet, and some commenter said it might be Jon, ya know, short guy up north?
>No Way
>YES Way
>Wow, you really gotta appreciate the depth and subtlety of D&D *cough*pleasedontfireus*cough*
>hope to see yall soon for some quality commentary next season!
>Throns Ya Later Fellow Kids!
IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
>>71329487
the last thread hit 300.
>>71329487
He made it on the crack of 300
>>71329488
GRRM explicitly said to not reveal what he said or he won't give D&D more plot points as direction for the show in season 7.
I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but listen up anyway.
CIA is a shit actor. His whispering fucking retarded voice is dogshit. Every movie he's in uses this same stupid fucking whisper voice. Watch the newest Maze Runner. He's a fucking shit actor and I cringe every scene he speaks.
>Sansa you are my true love even though I let Ramsay rape your anoose.
>Sam is now a POV character again, instead of just letting him fuck off to the citadel with his cuck child
>Dead smirkfu/plumes/Kevan/Pycelle
>Bringing back Dorne for all that stronk womyn power
>Fan fic Jon Targ is now canon in the show
>Little Finger is now a background cuck who just stares at Sansa
>Fleet of cultural enrichment heading for Westeros are supposed to be the good guys, lead by none other than a dickless man, 2 stronk females, and a leftist dwarf
JUST.
>Bran crosses wall
>Tells Jon of lineage
Jon: "oh, fuck it, Targs are gay anyway"
>Legitimizes Jon Stark
>Arya stumbles across Gendry on her way to kill Cersei
>Gendry legitimized by Dany to end show, rules stormlands
>JonxBearLoli
>>71329527
>>71329511
>making it on post 300
>not page 9
Okay you stupid fucks
>>71329508
Handless Ramsay is walking beyond the wall right now to join up with Night's King. They will be bestfriends and will flay everyone in winterfell and then eat them
1st for rhlor
Is benjen the worst uber driver of all time?
Every short-coming this show has ever had is completely null and void right now. The first 20 minutes of that episode was truly a masterpiece, eclipsing even "Ozymandias" from Breaking Bad or "College" from The Sopranos. Without a doubt sealed the win for outstanding musical direction, outstanding directing, outstanding primetime drama, outstanding visual and special effects. My only, only very slight complaint is I would have had Arya whisper in his ear "The Starks send their regards" before offing Walder Frey, but extremely satisfying as-is.
>>71329513
will Jaime finally betray that cunt Cersei?
will he resent her for being responsible for their childs death?
>>71329501
fucking confirmed
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>>71329563
based Benjen will solo the Night King
>>71329533
>Sam discovers some stupid weakness or secret weapon in the library that nobody noticed u ntil now
>Jon and the Dwarf are both Targs because fuck everything
>we're going to get a "everybody team up and fight the bad guy" as a finale
THIS IS LITERALLY SHOUNEN TIER WRITING
So what's Jons true name?
Aegon? Aemon?
>>71329552
yes, the logical point to make the next thread
so... does Tyrion realize that there is quite a lot of wildfire in the chambers? will Dany get wildfire'd?
>>71329488
it would have been bland expository dialogue, they knew they could just cut from the baby to Jon Snow and achieve the same effect more straightforwardly.
The actress who played Lyanna looked a lot like Emila Clark
>>71329552
I made the last thread too so don't autism out. I have several meme threads to keep us entertained through the night. I will be your dj tonight until the 7am hour
Why did Varys travel back to essos just to board a ship back to westeros again???
Do you think Sept of Baelor blowing up will happen in the books?
GRRM confirmed that Shireen will be burned and told D&D about how BotB will go. He also told D&D about a lot of things too.
>let me dump you at this weirwood so you can see a useless vision about jon snows parentage
>theres probably no wights around
>>71329586
Maeonlet
Is there any if fuck all point to putting Dorne in the show now since Aegon has been cut? I'm guessing they'd be questioning whether it really is Daenerys and they could recycle a lot of Aegon's story into hers.
You'll regret that. You don't seem to realize my situation here. I will not be stopped. Not by you, or the Starks, or the Targaryens, or anyone. I will rule this kingdom or see it burnt to ashes around me!
>>71329593
she's dragon m8
ice and fire can't hurt her
they need to magic up some blastoises or some shit to take her down
>>71329614
To get those frequent flier points.
>Dany will try to burn Jon but he will walk through the flames and survive since he's a Targ with dragon blood.
>Dany realizes they're related and joins up with him
>they ride dragons in to kings landing and burn a ton of shit
>cersei is too smart, finds a way to trap the dragons and kills them
>all forces are decimated and kings landing is completely destroyed (including the iron throne)
>only person left is arya
how would you feel about this?
>>71329614
for that one shot where they're all standing perfectly still behind Dany
>>71329500
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
And they keep telling me the leddit boogeyman doesn't exist.
>>71329511
>>71329527
>they thinks 300 is the bump limit
Wew lad
>>71329614
I'm assuming the Martell and Tyrell ships hooked up with Danys ship just before they enter the narrow sea.
Gilly's baby is like three fucking years old now. What sorcery is this?
> Be Peter Dinklage
> Required to knell
> Sook about it
> Get to be on a step
>>71329578
Fuck this pedo for bullying Mel! She literally did nothing wrong
FIRE AND BLOOD
>>71329614
He didn't travel back to Essos, you idiot.
He obviously took a ship till midway to Essos, got on a boat, used it to reach Dany's ship and then moved there to pose for the awesome final shot.
>>71329644
it looks big and dumb
What would your reaction be if the Iron Throne got revealed to be able to hurt White Walkers and all the swords are reforged for the 'Good Guys' army?
>>71329614
HE FUCKING STOLE DORAN'S LINE THE FAT BALD SHIT
>>71329644
Best girl by far
>>71329488
That way they couldn't have been do more exposition so normies can learn about rhaegar because the show mentions him maybe 10 times and says nothing of his reasoning for his actions like the books
>>71329634
I would feel surprised that Cersei is suddenly smart when she's spent 6 years being the opposite.
>>71329583
Lolno, he stands no chance against god tier NK and his earthquake jutsu
>>71329672
>Doran
Who? You mean the black guy? He was funny.
The Normies episode 10 when?
>>71329642
Except no one claimed that, merely that it's the point where it's logical to make the new thread
>>71329628
What did she mean by this?
It's either this episode or the last that will be the highest rated episode so far this season.
>>71329642
?
It is though, should be 500 because these threads are done in 20 minutes.
>>71329644
Time has down the fuck by between scenes. It's the only plausible explanation at this point...except for how Cersei stayed in the same clothing all episode.
I unironically enjoyed this episode. Even got based grandma to shut the sand sneks up.
Will he ever realize his dream to fuck Cersei right in the pussy?
So I just realized Daenerys isn't a POV character in Winds, good news or bad news and does this mean Winds is going to be pretty good?
>>71329700
refrain yourself from posting this kind of shit reddit-kun
Robyn will begin to see through Littlefinger's schemes.
He's become the hero the Vale needs.
>>71329707
*blown the fuck by
>>71329536
Gendry's still rowing.
>>71329657
That whole scene was awful, dorne disappeared since episode 1 and then had a dozen lines revealing their dany support. And everyone is fine with them killing Elias brother and nephew
>>71329561
So where will Melly go? Brotherhood I suppose?
Guys, who's the baby?
SALSA BTFO
>>71329563
>drags him to tree
>"thanks uncle benjen"
>>71329660
This
pic related
>>71329700
Burlington Bar ep 10 reaction when?
>>71329756
The Dragonborn.
>>71329644
Dabid and Dan could not give an less of a fuck about continuity, pacing, and competent story telling.
Did they really just kill off the entire cast of King's Landing in a single episode?
>>71329735
Hello newfag
>>71329700
Why are most of them indian?
>>71329751
Olenna btfo'ing the sneks was worth it.
The face of Jaime. like
"Do i have to kill this bitch now?. fuck. now the guys will call me the queen-slayer or sister-slayer"
>>71329700
imagine the smell
>>71329634
Why the hell would Jon and dany fight before dany moves on KL
>>71329500
who /7/10/ here?
Why the FUCK do they keep shit characters like Liddle Fingered alive and they kill off my Smirkfu?
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71329751
I liked that everyone already knows about the happening in KL and shit.
>>71329717
>implying Euron doesn't have a Mangekyo Sharingan under his eyepatch
>>71329660
There are Dornish and Tyrell Ships in Daenerys' fleet.
>>71329756
Oreo Hota
>>71329701
making a thread before bump limit is early and faggtry
Saying it was made at 300 implies it's not early, 300 is not the fucking bump limit, so it is in fact early and faggotry.
>>71329704
>It is though
No it fucking isn't m8, ump limit is 310 on /tv/.
You're either a crossposter, a retard, an ignorant oldfag or not from around here at all
>>71329780
Only 7 episodes next season.
Gotta shorten everything.
>>71329766
Why are women allowed to wear tanks that low-cut and still complain about getting raped?
>>71329753
maybe essos
maybe brotherhood
maybe find more kingsblood
>>71329782
reaction videos were never a thing here
pls go awaty
>>71329756(You)
>>71329700
Glasses girl looks really uncomfortable.
>>71329616
Not that specifically, but some coup against the Tyrells and the Faith definitely. I think the burning was meant to mirror Cersei burning the Hand of the King in the books.
>>71329780
The killed off literally one interesting character
>>71329733
>thinking it's ever going to be done
>Jaime reversed his entire character arc and still hasn't redeemed himself
>Jon throws away the valuable asset of a motherfucking sorceress because "muh feelings"
>Sansa not ridiculed and then tortured for being a dumb bitch since season 1, getting Ned killed, not telling Jon about the reinforcements, and generally being not only useless, but a legitimate handicap to everyone around her
>Euron is a shitty shit character who they completely fucked up from the books and is now basically pointless
>Dorne's entire plot came to the incredibly unexciting conclusion of "yeah I guess there's a couple more boats in the background of this one shot 'cus Dorne is helping too I guess."
>They're still trying to stretch this Tower of Joy thing as far as it could possibly go by not telling us that Rhaegar is the father even though every single person ever already knows this, and if they didn't, it became abundantly clear by the obvious "hinting" in Lyanna's death scene
terrible TERRIBLE show, would pirate again 2/10
Going to need a screecap of Pycelle's death with (farts) in it
Sneks so qt
>>71329797
10/10 here
Best show on television bar none.
Best episode and piece of writing/television ever.
Would vote higher if there's a 100/10 option.
>>71329792
ugh
>>71329819
Is this pretend autism or the actual kind?
>GOT was supposed to kill people without a vias
>Ends up killing all the men and letting all the womyn in power
What did they mean by this?
>>71329810
If that was the case, then he would be sitting on the Iron Throne by now. Face it, your husbando a shit
>>71329794
I don't know friend but I feel like the dragons will try to burn Jon somehow. Or he will walk through some random fire. It's bound to happen.
WHAT
HOW IS VARYS STANDING ON A BOAT NEXT TO DANY AT THE END
WHAT IS THIS???
It was at this moment the High Sparrow knew, he fucked up.
>>71329825
wouldnt it be funny to find Gendry again just to sacrifice him in the very same episode
>>71329865
look a few posts up
>mfw they actually pulled off Frey pies
>>71329700
Already know they'll be clapping and cheering when High Sparrow dies. Fucking retards.
>>71329616
>GRRM confirmed that Shireen will be burned
But she isn't even with Stannis.
>>71329819
300 is the point explicitly where mods instruct to make the next general. The extra 10 posts are not some arbitrary trivia, they're because most active generals will make another 10 posts before a new thread gets linked
What are the chances Euron knows magic shit and summons a storm to fuck up Dany's fleet now that she obviously wouldn't need him anymore?
>>71329865
Dragon picked him up to fly him back
>>71329865
They photoshopped him in obviously
>>71329616
NO CLEGANEBOWL IN THE BOOKS CONFIRMED
>>71329746
Gendry has circumnavigated the Earth 5 times has discovered Americos, Australicos and Antarcticos. He also claimed the asoiaf equivalent of the Falkland Islands for House Baratheon,
>>71329423
They need to recast Euron.
>>71329632
ice is one of the only counters to dragon m8 cmon
What is her fate?
Man, did anyone else get turned on when Cersei used a monster to rape the Septa?
>>71329846
>literally one
I'd be curious to know wich one.
And please don't tell me Meme Sparrow.
>>71329423
w-what exactly did big guy do to the nun lady
he just sort of stood there what did he do
>First sequence ending in boom
9/10 rad
>Second sequence where they settle the battle from last episode
5/10 meh, it had to happen
>DORNE
-5/10 would be worse except it gives Targs more army to steamroll the south with for legitimate reasons
>Dany breaks up with her boyfriend and Tyrion falls in love
2/10 yawn
>Littlefinger v Sansa
4/10 we all know they gonna fuck
>Arya spooks and Jaime calls Frey a bitch
7/10 good characterization
>DA NORF
5/10 establishing shot
>Queen of the Andals
3/10 needs more cersei stomping out dissidents and jaime learning about his dead kid
>>71329819
>so mad he can't even type properly
you need to calm down fampai
>>71329789
She's too good for them
She's too good for any of them.
>>71329898
D&D
&
D
Why are there potatoes in Westeros?
>>71329700
Holy shit england sort your fucking shit out.
>>71329887
He will summon his sea dragon
>>71329849
>>Dorne's entire plot came to the incredibly unexciting conclusion of "yeah I guess there's a couple more boats in the background of this one shot 'cus Dorne is helping too I guess."
To be fair, this is the best way to wrap up this abomination of a plot. They'd either have to continue developing it, which no one wanted to do or see or leave it without mentioning it ever again, which would be a bit weird.
Why does HBO allow 7 episodes next season?
Wouldn't they push for 10 and have more filler so they have more viewers and money?
10 episodes can be stretched to 4 months of HBO renewal. 7 episodes can only do 2 months.
>>71329863
Maybe but not before dany v KL
>>71329887
She's got a bald wizard with her.
>>71329906
Hands of gold are always cold, anon. :)
>>71329855
the writing was soap opera bad. Abysmal
>>71329898
>wow tyrion like, wow, like, i cant even right now, like, this is really happening
>tfw still a bastard but now have to change name to Sand instead
>>71329885
Who says it has to be the same context?
Shireen will probably burn before the first battle with the Others.
Will Jorah make a glorious comeback in the next season or will he die following his queen's order?
>>71329868
>>time freezes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
>Sparrow tells us the story of his life
10/10 kino
>>71329906
Burn them all
And killed by Jaime
>>71329906
get killed by jaime
>>71329857
is this deflection from being proven a retard or continued retardation?
>>71329886
Yup, you're not from around here.
How new are you? be honest
>>71329901
How though?
Fire melts ice.
>>71329913
He is tho. Nobody has found Margaery interesting since she stopped getting her tits out
>>71329885
Melly burns her.
Shireen gets burned either way.
GRRM is spoiling his own books.
>>71329834
I feel bad for her a lot of the time, she is clearly a sensitive person and wouldn't watch a show like this if everyone else wasn't.
>>71329887
Or they'll just ignore his existence until one scene where he gets burnt by dragonfire.
Did anyone feel like this scene was straight out of some show about terrorists and the CIA?
tfw rooting for JonSa
>>71329962
Volcano hand son
>>71329827
It's been a thing since the red wedding
>>71329970
> Can't even tell who he's speaking to
Dammit the faggots in the /got/ threads
>>71329865
He has a teleporter obviously, what seems to be the problem?
Poor Sam could use one aswell. Since his one day trip lasted 5 episodes or so.
>>71329920
Yah, I don't wanna see Cersei keep on winning. It's gone on for too long now. She really, really needs to be put in her place. I thought the death of her last kid would do it, but nope, apparently it's not enough.
>>71329625
Underrated
COULD HE HAVE SAVED SMIRKFU?
Would Bronn fight with Jamie against Tyrion?
>tfw victarion and aegon being cut means they won't play any major roles in the books
its a sad kind of feel
What's the point of having caches of wildfire to burn your city to the ground if you have to trigger them one at a time?
>>71329992
That's some really bad CGI.
They had $30M last episode and $30M this episode.
What the hell?
Is Dany literally eating the budget?
>>71329934
it's to save money for CGI and because the plot is going to be more straightforward and action-orientated, which takes less screentime.
Anyone else find this scene extremely E D G Y?
>Hohoho Mr Frey what's in your pie :^)
>It is your sons
>For you see I have killed them
>And then took the time to bake a giant pie
>Did you not know I was trained masterchef?
>Foolish man, I am a strong woman I can do anything I wish
>NOW YOU DIE
>>71329992
>no-one who went to the trial survived
Even the surrounding streets were filled with wildfire and falling bells
>>71329625
kek
I've not seen the episode yet... is it true... does my smirkfu really bite the dust?
>>71329700
imagine how boring and worthless your life must be in order to react this way to a shitty fantasy tv show for children
imagine.
Long may she reign!
Who /cersei/ here?
>>71330047
yeah, but after 2-3 seasons of fucking nothing, at least Aria is doing shit now.
>tfw every friend you make has to go and get you elected head of state
>>71330018
>She really, really needs to be put in her place
happened last season
>>71329979
Never said Margaery was an interesting chaacter.
None of them were.
I'm actually very happy they're all dead.
Just a bit disappointed they didn't do it earlier in the season so we could have more timescreen on the others characters.
>>71330011
Yes it was a thing for normies since the red wedding.
Go back to >>reddit (I guess that's the place you come from). Don't deny it faggot.
>>71329931
Oh god if he gets some kind of big horn to summon the kraken to fuck her up that would would make me a happy person but probably still depressed most of the time.
>>71330047
>bakes a pie
>just to kill him
>pie is just sitting there for nobody to eat
Why did she even bother making the pie if he didn't even get a chance to take more than half a bite?
>>71330018
Here's hoping the kingsguard is desperately defending Cersei's keep from peasants and Jamie enters to kill her himself during the chaos. He can have a duel with zombie Gregor and finally kill him too and then plunge the sword into Cersei.
>>71329992
The Green Trial
Haven't watched it yet.
Did the wall come down?
Did Euron cuck Dany?
>>71330042
Then why not have filler episodes to get more HBO subs?
They obviously don't care about the writing of the show as long as it keeps raking in viewers.
Save intense CGI for 2 episodes like this season episodes 9 and 10.
thank god it's over, cringed at every episode
why is the show so shit
>>71330047
Did Walder even eat the pie before she revealed it was Frey pie?
Seems like she cut a piece for him, then he asked for his sons and she said they were here in the pie
Damn the music in this episode was great.
>>71329887
He's still wandering around he the Iron Isles looking for the wood to make 1000 ships.
Why has this show become so fucking predictable? The reason GoT was good is because of it's unpredictability. Literally nothing shocked me this season.
>>71329970
>i've been here forever
congrats senpai
Lyanna was ugly af.
Ozge will forever be the rightful queen of love and beauty for me.
>>71330087
Absolutely poetic
>>71329971
well you referenced pokemon and in there ice shits on dragon type not water
>>71329887
>Strong independent womyn
>Losing in D&D fanfic
Euron will die for being misoginist in a cringy death with some womyn power message.Mark my words
>>71330095
No but HBO just cut half their acting budget for next season
>>71330047
Arya's story will never unshit itself its best to just deal with it.
>>71329858
A stronk womyn /tv/ bitched the entire season for conforting her brother in a cell got burned alive by wildfire
>>71330047
All I could think of was that South Park episode when Cartman makes a guy eat his parents
R + L = D fags btfo
I WANNA FUCK BELLA RAMSEY UP THE ASS VERY HARD WITH MY DIDCK
>>71330047
Yeah... how did she actually manage to kill his children and cook them without anyone noticing?
Changing faces is not enough...
Do D&D realize how hard it would be to cut and cook full grown men?
>>71330018
>keep on winning
When she had won something? She does one thing than she thinks it's amazing and the backlash is like holy fuck. Today's episode was the proof: kill everyone she hates, she is so happy, backlash her only remaining son kills himself.
>>71330095
wall is up
dany cucked daario
So for next season's big battle will center around Jon and Auntie Dany teaming up against the white walkers?
>>71330121
>you have to be around here forever to know /got/ or bump limit shit
Wew lad
>>71330108
The music in the final ship scene sounded exactly like World of Warcraft.
>>71329513
>I'M GLAD YOU BLEW UP THOSE SPARROWKEKS AND GOT OUR SON AN HEROED
>I STILL WANT TO FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Season 7 opener
>>71329423
Is it just me or this was the only episode that felt like ASoIaF this season? I'm willing to forget all the cheesy stuff that happened this season (and in this episode like Varys and others teleporting) if the next one is going to be epic. And there is everything needed for it to be epic:
- Cersei the mad queen
- Jaime the Tywin II
- Legitimized Jon Snow the King in the North
- Khaleesi allied with one house and from Varys scene we can say that Tyrell and Martell are also in it
I'm guessing it'll be epic if they don't mess it up. It has all the ingredients.
>>71330120
stopped following the books
>>71330100
more assplosions, Hollywood CGI battles and ebin tweests will get HBO subs, not just raw screentime. they don't get money for selling ads in commercial breaks anon.
>>71330103
The show isn't shit, it's mediocre, but in a fun way.
If you life is so boring that you watch a show that you think is legitimely bad you're the one in the wrong, not the people who watch it and make it.
>>71330014
DANY'S STORY IS OUT OF TIME WITH EVERYONE ELSE'S. THERE ARE DORNE AND TYRELL SHIPS IN HER FLEET. VARYS WENT TO WESTEROS TO GET SHIPS CAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW GREYJOYS OUT OF NOWHERE WOULD HELP
>>71330148
t. Dickon Manwoody
>>71329962
>tfw cleganebowl
>the hound can't beat zombie's undead strength
>jorah comes and shits on gregor because he's literally pic related now
>>71330140
>stronk womyn
more like patriarchy apologist who forgot to check her priviledge
I was expecting the episode to end with Jaime and Cersei getting into a fight, then Jaime killing Cersei with his golden handwhich would then start to subtly glow just before the credits cut in
>>71330106
He had half of it ate you mongo
>>71330047
I was cool with it. It's edgy but at the same time it shows that she's back and doing shit with her assassin powers.
I just assume she's edgy because she's been a 16 year old tryhard since the start
>>71330038
I think they just moved some of the cache under the sept. I remember the big cache the midget sees being much larger
Why is she so plain-looking?
>>71330106
Yeah he's clearly already polished off one entire pie at the beginning of the scene.
>>71330087
this
Seems like a huge waste of time for her. The scene would be better if she just uncovered his son's head on a plate or something.
>>71329934
Watch any recent interview with D&D about the future of the show. It's easy to see that they want to tie a bow on this thing and move on with their careers already.
>>71330106
>sneaks in
>kills sons
>drags their corpses to kitchen
>grinds said bodies up while no one notices
>makes pie
>gets it to frey
>doesnt even eat it
lmao
>>71330129
>>71330154
Okay, I won't get my hopes up then.
>>71329917
He uses White Walker technology to make her a wight maybe? This is the only thing I could come up with, or maybe just there to torture her before Qyburn converts her.
>>71330047
holy shit, normally i hate pretentious bookfags, but this post has literally got that many (you)s before someone who has done one read of the books showed up. That's the level of faggot here>>71330047
holy shit, normally i hate pretentious bookfags, but this post has literally got that many (you)s before someone who has done one read of the books showed up. That's the level of faggot here
so, who is the ''''''''''''''villain'''''''''''''' now?
>>71329766
blablabla HOUSE STARK
*shitty smirk , the only type of acting she can do aside from cry-talk*
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S A BASTARD
*no smirk*
glorious
Preston
>>71330202
Looks exactly like Dany to me
So I believe if Cersei married someone she would remain queen but the heirs would not be a Lannister?
>>71330120
My showfag friend literally didn't see the explosion coming.
Even though 3 episodes of hints.
You're just not 90% of the show's demographics.
>>71330108
I honestly thought the music was cheesy, generic and awful. especially the haunting piano arpeggios which didn't even fit the medieval tone of the show - I can't remember pianos being used in the score before. Ramin is usually very good but it was tasteless and hacky.
someone please tell me how mountain fighting the hound fits in to any of this? (no teleporters allowed)
>Feminists Rioting because Sansa wasn't crowned queen in the north.
>Despite Jon being the obvious choice since the beginning, fom a political, militar and storytelling point.
Why do they do this?
>>71329732
Totally forgot about him
God speed
>>71330202
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE DANY WITH BROWN HAIR
>>71330151
>it wasn't Joffery's head stitched to the body
Made me mad.
>>71330224
The patriarchy.
>>71330087
>nobody to eat
>nobody in room
>arya is nobody
POTTERY
>>71330199
>assassin powers
Get back to /v/
so what you're saying is that I'm gonna have to wait another fucking year to see the end of this bullshit?
>>71330224
CIA
So, Ned and Lyanna were incestuous like Jamie and Cercei? Woah, talking about plot twists
>>71330202
Is that the girl from The Fall?
>>71329575
He's my #2 candidate for the Valonqar
After him are Tyrion, Arya, Theon, and Danaerys
But I'm pretty sure it's Sandor.
idk guys
i don't think R+L=J is confirmed. we didn't hear what she said
>>71330151
what dud ge neab by this
>>71330146
Who is D?
>>71330252
Yes.
>>71330229
rekt
>>71330224
Jaime
>>71330257
How many planes are crashing in Season 7?
>>71330047
look asshole, THERE WAS A PIE SCENE IN THE BOOKS. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.
SO WHAT IF EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SCENE WAS DIFFERENT SO IT MADE NO SENSE. FUCK YOU.
>>71330267
yah ur right. the child could have been dany for all we know!
>>71330047
Um, don't you remember the urban legend Bran and company were telling while camping in a bell tower?
It was the exact scenario. A guy kills the two sons of his guests and feeds them to him in a pie. The gods punished him not for killing the two sons or because he fed them humans, but because he killed his enemies while they were guests in his home.
Since Bran knew the story Arya must have too so she probably did it as poetic justice.
>>71330146
So is it Roberts baby because they were about to be married and already had sex or Rheagars baby because he kept her in a tower and raped her for a year?
>>71330229
same, I like to think that they were low on money and told emilia to play the role. This is the closest we will get to Dany dying.
>>71329917
He took her booty.
>>71330287
>THERE WAS A PIE SCENE IN THE BOOKS
No there wasn't.
>>71329578
Davos really should be going home
Has Daenerys even had a scene with Varys prior to suddenly being on the boat somehow?
I mean that seems like kind of a big deal to just skip over it. She booted Jorah from the team because he was working for Varys. I figured he was just going to work from the shadows to support her but then he's inexplicably sailing off with her apparently on her inner council or some shit.
>>71330140
>Strong womyn
>Sparrow's bitch
She wasn't strong enough,and she died because she wasnt as strong as other womyn.D&D magic teleport strong womyn to safe places for dumb reasons.
it's getting hot in here, let's take off all our clothes
>>71330278
Dany
>>71330284
All of them
Who the fuck was the "handsome young man" that Littlefinger promised Olenna toward the end of last season? Did I miss something, or did they just completely drop that?
Also, does everyone just know Instant Transmission now, or what? Everyone was teleporting all over the place this episode.
>>71330288
>dark eyes
>camera cuts to Jon
It's clearly Jon
>>71330240
Because they're dumb and insane.
>>71330245
I know right, that would have been red wedding tier epic and made the nuns screams make so much more sense
>>71329585
There have been extremely unsubtle hints that Jon was Rhaegar's child ever since the first book
Tyrion is not a Targaryen.Jaime and Cersei are Aerys' rapebabbieswhich means that Tyrion and Jaime both killed their fathersthere's also a theory that Tywin killed his father, but I don't think there's enough evidence for that - but I guess it's a possibility
Jon is gonna stab Sansa in the heart and get his magic sword, right?
>tfw no hot aunt dany
>>71330259
damn really makes you think huh...
>>71330153
Exactly - I would've loved to have seen it all go to shit after that.
Like, fuck, they're out of Baratheon kids now. I wanted the season cliff-hanger to be her covering up Tommen's death. Just pretending she's getting her orders from him, cause he's in mourning. But she can't fool them forever, can she? Her own arrogance and piss-poor judgement has set a sword of Damocles above her head and ensured that it WILL fall in time - not proclaiming herself "The Queen of Andals and etc." (without having a drop of Baratheon/Targ blood in her mind you)
This finale could've been the last gasp of her power, trying in vain to hold it together, though the end looms in sight. Instead, she's made Queen, and for now, everyone seems to be going along with it,.
>>71330238
people want to see 2 big guys (4u) fight
>>71330265
If the one who will kill her will suffocate her, I can indeed only see Jaime or Sandor doing it
hope it will be Jaime
and she'll just let him do
>>71330308
Why would the Hand of the King in the North go home?
>>71330047
>>71330076
>>71330087
>>71330106
>>71330131
>>71330142
D&D absolute hacks. Can't even come up with original ideas.
>>71330288
it's obvious lyanna is the mother, but we still don't know who the father is.
Did the nun get raped?
>>71330306
Yes there was but it wasnt outwardly stated.
Manderly was dropping HELLA implications
>>71330120
That is because now you are expecting it to be shocking. There are literally thousands of theories about what will happen and reading them is fun. Out of thousand one happens and you don't feel surprised anymore for having read it already.
>>71330327
>first spoiler
That makes sense.
>>71330288
you're ackuallying to hard
>>71330332
no Bran is going to sacrifice Meera to a tree so he can warg Drogon.
>>71330336
really made me think
>>71330240
Because they are irrelevant in 2016
>>71330368
NEW THREAD
>>71330368
NEW THREAD
>>71330368
NEW THREAD
>>71330368
NEW THREAD
>>71330368
NEW THREAD
>>71330240
>Feminists Rioting because Sansa wasn't crowned queen in the north.
Please tell me you are lying and this isn't happening
>>71330197
>Men
>killing strong independent womyn
>>71329513
>The fuck did you do to the capitol while I was gone?!
>I was gone for only a couple of weeks and half the city is now a smoking crater and our last child is dead!
>>71330232
I literally have no idea how she is Queen in the first place, but technically yes. Tho she shouldn't be able to have more kids at her age, which makes her being Queen like 10x more confusing. Also I would think that the first kid becomes Heir to the Throne and the second kid becomes Lord of Casterly rock.
>>71330297
Not sure why rhaegar would kill Robert and lyannas kid
>>71329513
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
Remeber how that witchs preditions came true with her children dying. Last prophecy she said was that her death will be from history repeating itself, Jamie killed the mad king, he will kill the mad queen too.
can GRRM potentially be sued for breach of contract when he never finishes Winds or Dream? Nigga still gets paid by his publisher even if the book isn't out, and if he just refuses to release it he scammed his publisher didn't he
>>71330323
>he fell for the red herring
>>71330308
Has he even mentioned any family beyond his dead son in the show? I get the impression that this Davos was basically a single father.
>>71330306
...about that...
>>71330251
>Trains with assassins and learns to do literal magic used to kill people
>Not assassin powers
>>71330353
She got stared at. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71330172
>epic
>epic
>epic
http://www.thesaurus.com/
>mace the ace was completely out paced
worst part of the episode
>>71330351
Frey Pie was from the books. Although it was Lord Manderly who fed it to the Freys/Boltons and he wasn't obvious about it.
post yfw Preston goes full damage control in his next vid (if he hasn't already Tommen'd)
NEW
>>71330415
NEW
>>71329898
Seriously glad someone else isolated that shit.
>>71330379
I made one too >>71330369
, but you beat me by a sec, so might as well use yours
>>71330353
LESS IS MORE LOL
>>71330398
>being in denial
>red herrings in a show that's dumbed down for casual audience
Why are the Tyrells and Martell's sailing to Westeros? Don't they live in Westeros?
>>71330402
>literal magic
Which part, unless you're saying wearing a face mask is literal magic.
guys jon is still AA
dany is his (half) sister
dany and jon are gonna end up fighting because king of the north vs queen of the 7 kingdoms
he's gonna kill her and his sword is gonna start to glowit'll get cut out of the show though
>>71329700
>mods will never smite this faggot
7 hells
:^)
>>71330418
I just noticed he's surrounded by D&D
>>71330388
>I literally have no idea how she is Queen in the first place
She literally made a coup.
There's no one else to be king now anyway.
>>71329501
I'm more interested in why he had 5 o'clock shadow.
Could it be that he can trust noone, including himself....
>>71330457
they sent ships to dany so she can transport her horsefucker army
>>71330390
He wouldn't. But he kidnapped her. Either he was Roberts kid, and there would be no reason for Robert to kill his legitimate heir, or he was Rhaegars and mad king wanted him dead because crazypants
>>71329700
This is an unsettling microcosm for the future of the Western world.
>>71330457
They gave Varys ships to get Dany to Westeros. Last time Varys checked, the Greyjoys hadn't shown up yet.
>>71329563
Uber driver dumps disabled orphan in the snow and abandons him while he has a seizure next to a nearby tree.
>>71330182
No necklace
Bravo D&D
>>71330464
>A mask that makes you taller and changes your body structure
>>71330465
>Dany
>Jon's half sister
FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW HARD IS IT. DANY IS JON'S AUNT
>>71329732
What did he even do? Davos gives him some Iron Bank gold, and then...he's never seen again.
>>71330488
let the feminists think GoT is pandering to them. i don't care. the only compelling female character is cersei, who just so happens to be the most evil person in the seven kingdoms. the irony is delicious.
>>71330614
no, they are secret twins
>>71330498
She has no army, no support, no food, no gold, and is not capable of having heirs. Absolutely no one would support her. No one. Best case situation is she holds the throne for about 1 week before an army of 1000 men siege the place and take it.
>>71330535
What? Being roberts kid makes no sense
>>71330676
Secret Twins. Born 9 months apart. By different mothers.
Makes sense.
>>71329819
OMG they made a post 10 replies from the bump limit! Fucking bastard!!!! How dare they! Lets make a big deal about it because that's what really matters!
>>71330535
he had her for long enough of a time to have a child come to term from him
>>71329608
Felt the same perhaps she isn't the real Mother of Dragons? Unless the secret is Dragons are butt babys
>tfw a child steals your pies
>>71330676
Are you brain dead?
>>71330488
who's KING OF DA NORF?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NprEtCBVKQ
>>71329868
He knew his long game to be the meat in a Margaery-Tommen shag sandwich would never be completed.
>>71330182
>no necklace
What sorcery is this?
>>71330759
>it's a showfag wiki's when they were born
you know it's called a "secret" for a reason, right?
>>71330240
This
I mean it even makes sense from Sansa's view - she's now realised she has too much to learn to actually rule herself, so she's more than happy just to support Jon and give advice where she can.
Modern feminists don't understand that Sansa can be happy where she is and with what she's accomplished. Modern feminists only understand over-reaching - they do it all the fucking time. That's why so many of the equality feminists have abandoned the label: they know they accomplished their goals and are content.
Fuck, Sansa even outright says it in this episode: "I only thought about what I wanted instead of what I had".
In the show, we have female rulers for Dorne, King's Landing + Westerlands, The Reach, and of course, there's Danaerys. Compare this to the men, who have The North and the Iron Islands. Instead of focusing on what they have, modern feminists would rather bitch about what they want, which is "ALL MEN MUST DIE AND WOMYN MUST RULE EVERYTHING"
>>71329860
Implying he isn't already and everyone isn't stuck in the dream.
>>71329934
How are 3 more episodes going to double the months?
>>71329917
I think he Shang Tsung'd her
>>71330020
He couldn't save Alex so I'm gonna have to say no.
>>71329917
well hes gonna rape the shit out of her with his big cold dick that much is sure
>>71330089
"I loved you Cersei! I always will! <Hound thrusts his sword into Jamie> (A single tear runs down Cersei's face) So did I...
>>71331320
Why would the hound kill Jaime and not Cersei?
>>71329585
>"Don't lose your way" plays in the background.
>>71330943
Actually no, the very night Daenerys was born is known, hence the title Stormborn. We know when she was conceived as well, after the Trident but before the Sack of KL. And she was born on Dragonstone, but before Stannis could siege it. And we also know that Eddard had Jon with him when he got home which was before the siege of Dragonstone.
There is literally no way they are twins.
>>71331458
>we know
>we know
>we know
Actually, fool, we "know" Jon is some whoreson bastard. Ned said so and told is wife never to talk about it again.
Jesus christ you're an idiot.
>>71331519
Literally no one thought Jon was Ned's bastard to a whore if they read the 1st book. Cause there is all this information saying otherwise.
At no point has anyone ever doubted Dany's birth or parents cause there literally is no other options.
But feel free to explain it to me how it makes sense to you.
The city's called King's Landing but we don't even get to see the King landing.
