>it's an italian family kitchen nightmare
>>71328280
Ive nutted to the waitress in this episode at least 5 times! The final straw was the unveiling of new decor and you see her jump up and down! She a fucking cute!
Tasty lookin' go' za' !
>>71328782
damn that does sound cute
Is Gordon Ramsay a meme, /tv/?
>>71330527
Yes
And that pizza doesn't look too bad, just undercooked
>it's an owner goes back to their old ways as soon as Gordon leaves episode
/fmg/ - failed memes general
>>71328280
> implying
The guy was Greek, the bootleg faggot version of italians.
What episode is this? Was he really disgusted with just the look of the pizza?
>>71330971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
14:00
THIN CRUST
Are are shoto shitters so annoying to go against?
>it's a "mouths are blurred in the USA when you are swearing" episode
>>71328280
The episode, if anyone was curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>>71331168
>its a British Kitchen Nightmares episode that puts you to sleep
>it's a Gordon plays with his food and the sounds effects put in make it sound like he's fingering a wet pussy
![chicago-deep-dish-crumbled-sausage-pizza.ddb058242472a05cee5d568257d4e22b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GmIwhJX.jpg "chicago-deep-dish-crumbled-sausage-pizza.ddb058242472a05cee5d568257d4e22b[1].jpg")
>it's a girly brit that can't handle go' za' episode
I literally fucking hate Gordon Ramsay. My father is going through a midlife crisis, and to pass the time, he watches Ramsay's shows. All my dad does now is ask questions and end them with "yes?" like Gordon does. Like: "You can bring a 12 pack home yes?" It's fucking annoying.
>>71331168
>It's a British Kitchen Nightmares where everyone is ugly and nothing happens
>>71331531
call him out on it
>>71331570
Yes.
>>71331610
He's my old man and probably suicidal. I'll just bitch about on 4chan instead.
>>71331570
I've watched every episode and I can't find the one you're talking about.
>>71328782
someone make a gif please
>>71330899
>its a restaurant closes down 3 months after Gordon leaves episode
He has visitied like 70 restaurants in the US and more than 50 of them have closed down after he """helped them""".
>>71331900
To be fair; most of the owners he talks to on the show aren't cut out to be proper restaurant owners.
People don't actually say 'za, do they?
>It's another rim of the volcano sacrifice episode
>>71331900
By the time he helps out most restaurants are at the verge of closing.
>>71331900
the majority of restaurants fail and he's going to restaurants already circling the drain. he's never going to be close to being in the black.
>>71328280
Fuck you, stop making this thread you retard.
>>71332004
that's what we say here in 'go
>>71331999
>most
try all when it came to S2
>>71331900
Most of the owners use the show for the free renovations so they can sell it.
>>71332123
JUST
Whats wrong with the pizza?
>>71331610
Not him, but I always feel awful when I call out my dad on something
>>71328280
this looks like a delicious 'go 'za
ramsay is just a faggot
ITT SPICKS
>>71332227
He asked for no cheese
>>71332431
>pizza
>no cheese
whaaaat?
>It's a waitress on minimum wage knows and cares more about the restraint than the owner episode
>>71332513
It was actually greasy as fuck.
That's also the "thin" crust pizza.
He later tore into the crust a bit and found that there was some uncooked dough in there.
>>71334031
They're obviously just pandering to him.
Would you side with a famous chef or the retarded owner?
>>71331900
This.
Ramsay doesn't seem to understand that not every restaurant has to be fancy and that cheap, greasy spoon diners are actually a good thing.
Like, damn, the pizza in the OP looks good in a cheap way.
>>71335082
Cheap pizza is supposed to be "greasy as fuck" you fool.
>watch an episode where you like the owners
>google after the episode
>still open
Best feels
>>71335657
Most of them he makes them STOP being overly fancy though dumbass, he emphasizes simple but tasty cooking with fresh local ingredients. The pizza has too much crust and way too much grease
>b-but it's supposed to be greasy!!
If you can get half a fucking cup of grease just by holding it up it's too much.
>>71335657
>Ramsay doesn't seem to understand that not every restaurant has to be fancy and that cheap, greasy spoon diners are actually a good thing.
do you realise that (like the vast majority of famous chefs) he hates the old, heavy, tacky, pretentious novelle cousine of the 70s/80s? he actually slims down their menus to a few authentic, cheap dishes. he does that literally in every episode. do you even watch this thing?
>>71328280
>italian family
italians on us tv, aka not-italians.
>>71331531
>its an anon is over the legal drinking age and still lives with his parents episode
maybe if his son wasn't such a disappointment your dad wouldn't have to drown his sorrows with reality tv and cheap beer
>the episode where the mob boss looking guy picks a fight with a debt collector
>>71335841
>If you can get half a fucking cup of grease just by holding it up it's too much.
This is objectively wrong.
Go back to Whole Foods, faggot.
>>71335972
Which is why every restaurant is a success after he changes them.
Oh wait, no, the exact opposite, because he tells them to operate in a way that's more expensive and create food that isn't cheap.
Sorry, but not every restaurant needs to be pricey. There's a good market out there for cheap meals. Telling them to stop serving their cheap shit "because boo-hoo the pizza is a wittle greasy" is the worst advice he can give these people. Let them serve their greasy pizza to people who can't afford better. Dining out need not always be for the richie rich.
>>71336513
>This is objectively wrong.
I work in an independant traditional pizza shop retard
>tfw italian and know how to make proper pizza
>tfw murricans think that thing in OP's pic is pizza
You guys could eat a slab of yellow colored silicone and say it's the best cheese you've ever had in your lives.
>>71336612
>Oh wait, no, the exact opposite, because he tells them to operate in a way that's more expensive and create food that isn't cheap.
His option is just as pricey as the old or even cheaper because they aren't doing retarded pretentious shit any more
>>71336612
>cheap
these shitholes arent even fucking cheap they all think they're fine dining and are overpriced most of the time
>>71336612
Are we even watching the same show?
The restaurants that he visits are on the verge of closing down to start with.
There are obviously no customers coming in.
>>71336612
Most of the time he actually LOWERS the prices and simplifies the menu. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>71331026
Wtf, that looks like a perfectly okay pizza.
Sometimes Ramsey rustles my jimmies.
>>71336961
>looks perfectly okay
>raw dough
>thin crust has more dough than most thick crust pizzas ive ever eaten
>>71336961
That pizza looks like complete shit, you eat garbage.
>>71336961
Just by looking at it I could tell it was undercooked and doughy. That's now what pizza is supposed to be.
Hmm, does Bar Rescue have a better ratio of staying open rather than closing?
>>71336961
there's like pools of grease congealing on top of the pizza within a minute or two of them putting it down.
what kind of fucking trash do you eat? i've never eaten something that greasy in my life. plus the dough is obviously raw.
>>71336961
>Wtf, that looks like a perfectly okay pizza.
Do you eat literal shit?
YOU NEED PROZAC
>>71337154
Probably. Bars are easier to salvage. A shitty bar will always have a customer base to begin with, even if that customer base is nothing but lowlifes. They can turn their reputations around quickly. A shitty restaurant will always die because nobody likes shitty food.
>>71336961
it's garbage unless you are 10 making your first pizza by yourself.
it even looks like some chintzy frozen pizza with the absolute bare minimum of sausage. sad that someone even thinks that's presentable
>>71331151
they have to do that because it's surprisingly easy to lip read swears
I don't particularly watch cooking reality shows because I don't find screaming and temper tantrums to be particularly entertaining.
Do they ever like... film episodes where the owners aren't twats and actually being cooperative? Or do they just pack up and leave if it turns out the owners aren't psychopaths? Since that doesn't make for good episodes.
>>71337647
They purposely pick the worst of the worst.
What's the most mad he's ever been on camera?
>>71337772
He raised his fist like he was going to punch a female chef but the camera quickly jerked away to not show it. Not sure why they didn't edit it out.
>>71337647
the UK one is more often than not comprised of at least one person who wants to improve - either owner, head chef or manager.
the US one is clusterfuck where they just choose the most delusional fuckups in the country because it's more entertaining.
>>71328280
What's the guy's problem? Put some 'cha on that
'za and it's off to Flavor Town, IL.
>>71337878
mmmmmmmmwah
jus lika mumma makes!
Do you remember me /tv/?
>>71336612
The restaurant is actually doing quite well after they adopted his menues. Good reviews and many customers. Most of all since the old Greek actually swallowed his pride and stuck to it.
>>71337985
I still have them.
>>71328782
>>71337985
I've had my set for so long that the serrations are pretty much all totally ground off except on the bread knives
>>71338380
CUTE
>>71331026
That's a fucking disgusting mess
>>71336941
>actually LOWERS
ACKSHUALLY *snort* that's total bullshit.
>>71331999
To be fair don't use that Reddit phrase.
>>71336152
>it's an anon's only "accomplishment" was moving out of his parent's house episode
kinda pathetic tb h :/
I dunno that pizza looks pretty good.
What is the most underrated episode?
My pick is the one with the half-retarded sandniggers and the fat, psychotic chef with the blinking eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh16mfvfskU
>>71340226
This. It looks like a delicious, greasy mess.
It's like how people shit all over McDonalds, but McDonalds is good when you have a craving for food you're not supposed to eat. It scratches an itch. It's also really cheap if you're in that part of your life where you can't afford nice food.
FAKE AND GAY
Can someone educate me on restauraunt hygiene?
I mean in some episodes it's quite awful. So how good is the hygiene of a regular restauraunt? Since you can't see the kitchen and taste it it's not something that will come up in the reviews.
American Master chef is so much worse than the Australian version. I can't take the contestants smug, shit eating grin while people are getting chewed out by the judges. The quality of food put up appears consistently worse too with some real dog shit coming out. In Australia it's all smiles and support from judge and contestants alike with the odd tears when someone feels the pressure, talks about their inspiring kids/grandma/ma or gets eliminated.
>>71340978
Most restaurants aren't spotless and would look disgusting to you if you've never seen a kitchen before. In truth, the best restaurants barely meet the minimum health requirements. Most places won't even do that.
It doesn't really matter, though, because chances are, the lifestyle choices you make expose you to more germs and viruses than any "dirty" kitchen ever would.
Truthfully, when Ramsay is complaining about kitchens being dirty on his show, he's 100% faking it because almost none of what he sees is outrageous or outlandish. If anything, they sanitize the truth from the audience.
Favourite Ramsay 'can't think of legitimate critiques' lines. Go:
>Bland, watery
>>71330864
He asked for a thin base
>inb4 this is an American thin base
>>71341336
>base
You mean crust? He wanted thin crust? Because "thin base" isn't a thing in pizza.
>>71341105
He's referring to ur mum, m8
>>71340609
McDonalds is never good, unless your disgusting obese Amerifat with no willpower who has to stuff his greasy maw with whatever trash he can get his hands on. Literally no standards
>>71341932
I'm not an American, nor am I even close to overweight. It's telling that these are the conclusions you jump to.
If you took care of your body like I do, you could enjoy guilty pleasures every now and then.
>>71340609
>McDonalds
>really cheap
Where does that meme come from? If you cook yourself you get a better satiety/price ratio.
>>71342173
In general, the working poor can't afford to "cook themselves." Cooking for yourself requires going to the grocery store (need a car and gas or take the bus, but if you take the bus, you won't be able to buy as much), buying food, taking it home, putting it away (meaning you need a fridge), then cooking it later (meaning you'll need things like gas). This is all a lot of time and money for the working poor that they don't have and can't afford to spend. It's much, much cheaper to buy shit at fast food places, especially when you're buying up whatever is on sale and taking advantage of whatever deals they offer (which the working poor do).
>>71340586
My favorite episode, it is fucking hilarious.
>>71342389
I think at the level of poverty you are describing you couldn't afford fast food places either and would rely on soup kitchens.
>>71341105
watery is a pretty valid criticism desu.
>>71341105
Hmmpf.. turkey. ...It's... dry. What a shithole.
>>71342486
You're entirely out of touch if you think the working poor rely on soup kitchens.
When I was a part of the working poor, the nearest soup kitchen was at least an hour away. If I didn't have time to cook for myself, I sure as shit don't have time for that. Plus, they can only feed so many people, there's always lines, and that's a good way to catch a disease off someone living on the streets (or from the food itself).
Meanwhile, there were at least three fast food places in a five minute walk from me.
>>71342732
>Meanwhile, there were at least three fast food places in a five minute walk from me.
But no supermarkets?
>>71331026
>"He says it's oily."
>"Aw..shaddup"
>"Ramsey said the calzone is too cold."
>"Aw..shaddup"
Old man cook is pretty based.
>>71342822
Nearest supermarket was a thirty minute walk. That's 60 minutes, thirty of which I'd be carrying as much groceries as I can. Oh, and when you live paycheck to paycheck, you can't afford to buy shit in bulk (which is how you get the best deals buying groceries) unless you want to eat the same food every day three times a day (you don't, trust me, I tried that).
Oh, and soup kitchens almost always operate during hours when people are working (because homeless don't work). Meanwhile, places like Taco Bell didn't close until like 4 am or some crazy ass shit when I was working poor (no clue how it is now).
>>71341105
>that looks like melted snow with bear shit all over it
>>71342833
>Stubborn old man making terrible food with a failing restaurant because he is incapable of taking criticism of any kind.
>based
How much of the show is real?
>>71343278
>man sticks to his guns and makes the food he wants to make instead of acting like a cuck
That's pretty admirable.
>>71328280
remember sebastian's?
>I'm going to have my pizzas in every supermarket in the country!
>meanwhile he's mooching for his wife to keep the restaurant in business
I've never seen a more delusional owner until the amy's baking company.
>>71343414
About this much
https://www.quora.com/What-restaurants-on-Kitchen-Nightmares-have-closed
>>71342833
I'll never understand how shitty cooks like that stay employed. Do they have dirt on the owner or something so they can't fire them? I realize cooks require no qualifications here in the US, but that means you'll have literally ZERO problems hiring someone else and he can't be much worse.
>>71328280
are you fucking kidding me he facepalmed over this sexy pizza that i´d buy any night of the day?
>>71343490
>S01E01 - Peter's - Babylon, NY **closed**
OY VEY
>>71343490
Why do people like this show?
It's not entertaining in the least. He's not helping anyone. It's not educational.
As far as I can see, this show has zero value and should not exist.
>it's a 'morbidly obese anons defend greasy food' episode
>>71335687
Is it? How? Keep in mind where I'm from pepperoni, sausage or whatever you call it is not a default topping. There is literally nothing else that amount of grease could come from on a pizza.
>>71336961
pantaleone pls go
>>71343545
>pizza crust as thick as your wrist
>sexy
Who looking forward to the next masterchef episode here? Nathan seems pretty good but i don't think he will make it far unfortunately.
>>71343691
Cheese (or the fat in the cheese) is the primary source of the grease.
>>71337246
best episode of all time
>owner thinks there is yelp conspiracy
>son is a fedora-wearing faggot
>>71343441
What is it with retard owners? You see your business is failing, what Ramsay proposes could work and he probably cuts costs in the process and whatnot by streamlining your menu. Why NOT stick to it? Is it ego?
>>71343758
>being a crybaby about crust as an adult
>>71343809
>could work
Except the vast majority of the restaurants he "helps" close so really ignoring that dipshit is a smarter idea.
>>71342147
>If you took care of your body like I do
>you could enjoy guilty pleasures every now and then
PFFFTT HAHAHAHAHAAH
>>71343758
Keep in mind people order bread sticks if it's thin crust pizza because reasons.
>>71343811
Oh nice comeback. So I'm guessing you're some fat greasy shit whose regular meals resemble one of those eating challenges because that's the only way you could justify eating an entire loaf of bread with each slice of pizza.
>>71343858
what kind of logic is this? they were already doing what Ramsay would tell them not to do, that why the places are messed up and need help
>>71342147
How is Mcdonalds a guilty pleasure, it doesn't even taste good.
>>71343987
If it doesn't taste good why is it so successful?
>>71343955
My regular meal consists primarily of rice. In fact, the word for "food" here is also the one of the words for "rice."
I maybe eat Western foods once every two weeks.
>>71344020
Convenience and low prices
>>71331999
Which is really a classic problem with restaurants - every Joe Schmoe thinks he can run one. All eight chefs I worked with said they'd never get their own place because they know nothing about the management side of things and their kitchen perfectionism would basically ruin the place. Other two I worked with tried and failed.
>>71343969
If you listen to him, your restaurant fails. If you don't listen to him, your restaurant fails.
So why listen to him? So you can do shit you don't want to do and have your restaurant fail anyways? Seems illogical to me. Seems like you're better off doing your own thing since the outcome is the same.
>>71343987
It's a guilty pleasure because the food isn't good for you and isn't of good quality, but it still tastes good (especially when you've been drinking).
>>71343575
WWWEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR
>>71344137
>If you listen to him, your restaurant fails
you get a 30% chance it doesn't
>If you don't listen to him, your restaurant fails.
you get a 100% chance of failing
>So you can do shit you don't want to do
the stuff they want to do is what messed them up. you're basically saying its better to stay a happy idiot.
>>71344203
> but it still tastes good
Except it doesn't
>>71344321
Subjective.
>>71344394
And your opinion is shit
I bet you're American
>>71343575
>rather buy himself a new suit than invest into a barely working kitchen
>was drowning in debt apparently
classy
>>71344321
Nah, McDonalds can be pretty dang tasty.
>he spamming kitchen nightmare trash again
Hello again actual redditer
>>71344548
absolute kek
it's all grease and sugar, of course you'll find it tasty
come back in 20 years when you'll think about how stupid your sentence is
>>71344499
It's pretty easy to just hate on everything.
>>71344627
I really won't remember having this conversation with you in twenty days, let alone twenty years. I mean, you're not really saying anything worth remembering.
Also, yeah, greasy, sugary foods are pretty dang tasty.
>>71336961
thick crust pizza is for retards and children.
>>71328782
Is a copy pasted Youtube comment or something?
>>71344627
Look retard, you can admit that a food tastes good while still view that it's unhealthy for you.
>>71331026
>THIS CALZONE IS TOO FILLING
...Really? Thats a bad thing now?
>>71344627
So you admit that it tastes good but you're still bitching?
>>71344893
No, because that would mean admitting to liking something. If he did that, someone might say the thing he liked is bad, and then his feefees would need a bandaid and a boo-boo kissy.
>>71331863
>>71328782
>>71344548
I didn't know people actually like McDonalds, it seems like just something the poor and or dumb go to because they can't afford anything, and they recognize the logo.
That and foreigners who think its Americana.
I'm not even a foodie or anything, but there's way better burger joints, even if you just want fast food.
>>71344964
Jesus Christ what a fucking fool.
>>71328280
Were Italians the first meme race?
>>71331900
yeah, 50 instead of 70
it's like blaming the doctor that only 20 of his 70 ebola infected patients survived
>>71345020
Who, me or Ramsey?
I like my calzones to have stuff in them.
>>71344964
too large portions are a waste of money for the restaurant and generally the bigger the portion, the less cooked it will be on the inside without burning it
>>71345006
>even if you just want fast food.
Where I live that's often the only fast food restauraunt around.
>>71344548
Maybe if you eat literal shit every day
>>71331900
>Restaurant owners serving pizza with raw dough
>But they failed because of Gordon
>>71345095
I think you are just trying too hard to seem sophisticated.
That episode with the greek restaurant with the qt daughter that randomly cried at everything was the best.
>>71345077
Damn that sucks. I ate McDonalds every now and then when I was a poor student.
You either live in the middle of nowhere, or a really nice place where people eat real food.
>>71345164
I eat fast food once or twice a week, and I wouldn't eat McDonalds.
Their patties are paper thin, and covered in sugar. And there's no vegetables.
The only thing worse is White Castle. I'd rather have a hobo throw up in my mouth.
>its an "americans think fast food is tasty" episode
>>71345006
ALL chain fast food is shit, it's just people lowering their standards because "hey, it's only fast food". It's much better to hit up your local BBQ place or or equivalent, and get proper food you at least know has real meat in it.
>>71345320
I am an european and I love fast food and don't like ~fancy~ food.
I must be trans-american.
>>71345376
>ALL chain fast food is shit,
Burger King can be pretty good desu.
>>71345376
>hungry at 3am
>Should I go to McDonalds?
>Nah better wait for the BBQ joint to open
>Fourteen hours later
>Finally order my food
>There's a twenty five minute wait
>Shit
>>71345400
You're English, it's the same thing as American
Anglos don't understand food
>>71345400
you've fooled your body into accepting poop as yum yum food. you're actually a trans-indian.
>>71345095
You're having a hard time grasping this but let me spell it out for you: I don't eat McDonalds every day. I don't even eat it once a month. I get it maybe 3 times a year. A big reason is that there aren't any near me (I'd have to drive for at least an hour to get to one without traffic), but even if I lived close to one (and I lived in delivery distance of one), I wouldn't have it every day even then. You can like something and not eat it obsessively. In fact, if I had to eat it all the time, I'd probably like it a lot less, and that's true of any food.
>>71345500
How is that food that much different from ~normal~ food snob? I think you convinced yourself to find fast food bad so you can maintain your pretentious image.
>>71345465
And then you get the bill.
>>71345376
Carls Jr has some awesome shit bro, BK has some good shit too, but BK is constantly changing menus.
>>71343438
No, that's pretty retarded.
>>71345376
>local BBQ place
Enjoy your clogged arteries and heart attack, Amerifat.
>>71345568
So you don't deny that you're English?
>How is that food that much different from ~normal~ food snob
>how is sloppy shit full of satured fats and sodium different from normal food
literally kill yourself
>>71343438
>accepting advice from people with more experience than you is being a cuck
This meme went too far.
>>71328280
OUR PIZZA NEVER HURTA NOBODY
>>71345465
Real question is why are you eating at 3AM. You should never eat anything past like, 7PM or so. Midnight snack is a lie.
>>71344964
Ramsay needs to help the owners too, they can save money by offering smaller portions
>>71345429
>>71345588
>hating on mcdonalds, but eating at carls jr and burger king
And the Amerifats reveal their true form.
"Uh I'm not fat I never eat at McDonalds" meanwhile you pig out at places just as shitty. Oink oink.
>>71345674
As long as its proportionally priced....
>>71345637
More experienced at running businesses into the ground.
>>71345065
As long as the price is good and you're allowed to take it home then what's the problem? People eat to fill their stomachs, not to merely taste things.
>>71345664
Because that anon has a social life, unlike you.
>>71345568
>not eating poop makes me a slob
>everything that isn't fast food is expensive fancy cuisine
normal food isn't chemically engineered to be addictive. just make a sandwich or something.
>>71336319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3slMqP3e9Q
>>71345635
There is normal food with high saturated fats and sodium too you know?
>>71339692
That's the base accomplishment of all Americans, it's what their Jewish mortgage lenders brainwash them to desire from youth.
>>71345717
because its raw in the middle retard. unless you want to argue people will pay to eat food raw "as long as the price is right"
>>71343441
Amy's Baking Company was a god-tier episode
>>71345834
Human beings can eat raw food, though.
>>71345664
Because sometimes I work graveyard shift and take my lunch at about 2-3am.
Or sometimes I just go out with friends and we get something to eat on the way home, usually around 2-3am again.
>>71345866
That doesn't make it enjoyable.
>>71345872
The anon you're replying to lives in his mom's basement and has no job and no friends and thus cannot relate to a single word you're saying. You may as well be talking to a rock at this point.
>>71341091
t. minimum wage dishwasher
>>71345866
>Human beings can eat raw food, though.
I'm out.
>>71345759
I don't know mate, I eat before going out and then proceed to get too drunk to be hungry.
GOAT EPISODE COMING THROUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP-kpSQ5fJM
>>71345568
Fast food is so saturated with fat, sugar and corn syrup, that it is like eating a diabetes bomb.
I like some fast food, but I won't eat it daily.
>>71345919
Eating food isn't about enjoyment. It's about not starving to death most the time. Only fatasses care about constantly eating the most delicious foods. In general, you should only eat one meal a week for taste, maybe two if you want to indulge.
Additionally, raw food is considered a delicacy in a vast portion of this planet so you are absolutely wrong that raw food isn't "enjoyable."
>>71345841______google it
>>71345953
>I've never worked in a restaurant
>>71345970
Go enjoy your Big Mac.
>>71345978
are you drinking beers? because that's food.
>>71346004
Non-fast food can also have a lot of fat and sugar.
>>71345978
You haven't left mom's house this month. Don't lie to me.
>>71346045
It's becoming increasingly obvious that you're a starved nigger living in Zimbabwe.
>>71341105
Basically any time he insults the looks rather than anything taste related.
Because "It doesn't look like my $800 caviar rich people circle jerk plate" doesn't apply to mom and pop pizza places, so his looks critique is pointless
>>71346084
>greasy undercooked pizza is the same as sushi
Retard.
>>71345678
I'm not american neither living in USA.
But honestly McD has no taste at all, the buns, the meat, everything taste like cardboard, the fries are tasty but MEH, Carls Jr has some tasty sauces and breads.
And I eat american fast food, but just every few months, I prefer eating my own country "fast food" (Tacos, gorditas, lonches, quesadillas....)
>>71346178
>this month
>month
R-right.
>>71332123
Mfw I live near the former Jack's waterfront and ate there a few times.
It was shit.
>>71340586
Hot Potato Cafe
>>71346045
If I only ate for sustenance I wouldn't go out to a restaurant, I'd go buy the cheapest possible shit from the supermarket that fulfilled my dietary needs and save money. When I go out to a restaurant it's because I want to eat good food. And honestly it's the exact opposite of what you say, the fatasses are the ones who don't care what they shovel down their flabby throats, you'll never see some fatass at some fancy restaurant because he couldn't possibly afford the amount of food that would be needed to fill his bloated gut.
And I challenge you to show me anywhere on earth that considers a half cooked calzone to be a delicacy. I will literally pay you a hundred dollars by paypal if you can show me that.
>>71346200
>amerifat thinks anyone who eats like a normal human and not a total pig is "starved"
Holy shit it's like you can't even comprehend not stuffing your face every waking moment of your life. Fuck, I bet you're eating or drinking something right now.
anyone remember the episode with the moldy frozen meatballs? it was disgusting.
>>71346225
>Backed into a corner
>Arguments destroyed
>Resorts to ad hom in full on damage control mode
Now that's delicious.
>>71346140
If you buy them in a supermarket, probably, If you make your own meals, rarely.
>there are people on this board who unironically think these taste bad
/ck/ please.
>>71346246
Carls Jr. is for Amerifats. You are an Amerifat regardless of where you live and where you're from.
>>71346045
What?
You should never go to a restuarant and not enjoy the food. You should never go there just to fill up, because you can eat a can of slop for $0.25 and be full for a meal. You're spending 40 times that amount for food that tastes good.
Also, you should cook your food, not just eat shit raw. Some food is okay raw, but that's a taste thing. Unless you like raw fish or raw steak, cook it, there's no reason not to.
>>71346045
>you should only eat one meal a week
What?
>>71346048
>I've only worked in shit restaurants
>>71346259
I think you need to stop pigging out on "good food" like calzones, Amerifat.
>>71346334
who are you quoting?
>>71346262
>only eating things you enjoy means you stuff your face every moment of your life
How can you be so fucking retarded? You're telling me that you will literally eat anything as long as it fills your belly? Even if it tastes like absolute shit?
>>71346372
Who's talking about going to restaurants?
You realize you can feed yourself without going to a restaurant, right?
>>71346045
this sounds like some dumb thing you saw on a show and tried to make your own, Elementary maybe?
cooked food is what helped our brains develop more than other animals
>>71346423
I think you need to stop shitposting poorfag. Just because you've never eaten anything other than Ramen and cheetos doesn't mean food can't be enjoyable.
>>71346434
He's obviously quoting the thought process in your argument, lardo.
>>71346452
Keep crying your greasy blubbery tears, Amerifat. Only exercise your fatass will get today.
>>71346434
>green text can only be used for direct quotes
This is what full damage control mode looks like ladies.
>>71346474
This whole conversation started because someone said it's okay if the calzone tastes like garbage because it's just food and it doesn't need to taste good.
This whole thread is about restaurants retard, now fuck off.
>>71346498
Are you eating cheetos right now? Is that how you came up with that insult?
Oh my god, it is! Hahahahahahaha
>>71346434
>Getting this mad
It's like whipped cream on top.
>>71346529
You literally eat anything. I only eat what I enjoy.
I think you're the fatass here.
>>71346341
Even If you make a burger yourself the bun and sauce will have sugar and the ground meat will have a lot of fat.
>>71346556
Hey, don't be a little bitch at me just because you can't read what I wrote. I didn't make you stupid.
>>71346576
>he said I eat cheetos
>that means he must eat cheetos
Zimbabwe education everyone.
>>71346608
>"I only eat what I enjoy" said the gluttonous Amerifat who can't stop eating
>>71346631
>It's okay if food is shitty at restaurants
>No it isn't, that's bad
>HEY HEY HEY WASN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT RESTAURANTS DUDE YOU FAT AMERICAN
>>71346658
>calls me a starved african
>then calls me a fatass
>then a starved african again
Amerifat logic
>>71346618
>buy lean meat
>buy decent bread
>don't use sauce
I did this last night but with no bun at all
