Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Five. Hundred. Billion. Points. To. Gryffindor.
Thank you.
If Slytherin is so evil and Dumbledore hates it why does it still exist?
>>71283604
containment house, just like /tv/
>>71283604
Hogwarts doesn't discriminate.
>>71283604
>>71283625
this, it's basically the Africa of Hogwarts
>>71283696
>was on an undefeated winning spree before the special snowflake harry came along and dumbledore could doll out the points to his own house like the biased faggot he is
Gryffindor or Hufflepuff are the Africas of Hogwarts.
>>71283753
dole, not doll.
Slytherin bumping this thread.
Can we get some points too now?
>>71283604
Dumbledore was already pushing his luck with his liberal policies; he didn't want the 'anti-blood purist is anti-wizard' parents to riot.
>>71283447
This is a fresh new take on the meme, OP. And it's a good one. Thank you.
>>71283604
Because Dumbledore is an aberration. Prior to him all headmasters were full on 1488 WIZARD PRIDE.
The Harry Potter series reflects the authors own sensibilities, that are firmly rooted in the culture wars of 60's Britain. Rowling honestly believes that 50's Britain was a terrible place, and genuinely believes that the rampant social liberalism of today is a great think (even though 17 million people just recently disagreed with that new orthodoxy).
>>71283447
What's some Dumblecore music?
>>71283447
This was the best Dumbledore Michael Gibson ruined Dumbledore.
this is the first timed i kek'ed at this stupid meme
ty OP
>>71283447
>>71286330
It's not really worth reading past the first sentence. Muggleborns magic isn't any less powerful than a purebloods.
>>71286444
See, this doesn't make sense once. It is heavily implied that Voldemort's immense power is derived from his unbroken pureblood lineage, all the way back to Salazaar. Dumbledore is also pureblooded, and is the only comprable wizard of power to Voldemort. Harry is ble to draw the sword of Gryfindor - which is also implied to be an extreme act of wizarding ability - because his bloodline on one side is descended all the way back to Gryfindor himself.
Clearly, being pureblooded DOES have an effect on magical prowess. Yet another internal inconsistency of Rowling.
>>71286648
That's actually a pretty good point. Wizard SJWs BTFO
>>71286648
>See, this doesn't make sense once. It is heavily implied that Voldemort's immense power is derived from his unbroken pureblood lineage, all the way back to Salazaar.
Your post isn't worth reading beyond here. Voldemort is a half-blood. His father was a muggle.
>>71283447
yes yes well meme'd OP well meme'd
NEVERTHELESS
>>71283447
fag
>>71286648
But Dumbledore and Voldemort are both half bloods
>>71286769
Both Dumbles parents were magic though.
>>71286648
This is what happens when women write books
>>71286694
>>71286803
>blatantly make shit up and get simple facts wrong about the books
>"kek, fucking SJW women are no much for my superior intellect"
>it's a Harry votes for Brexit so Bulgarian wizards stop taking his kids spots at Hogwarts episode
was not expecting him to go full Expecto Adolfus on Hermione's ass
>>71286857
But SJW women are no match for my intellect though.
*tips fedora* *teleports away*
>Harry Potter doesnt stand the test of time
So weird. I thought for sure we were dealing with another Narnia, but as time goes on I realize the morals and the writing are already drawing criticism. Harry Potter is a product of its time.
>>71286935
*teleports behind you* did you really think it'd be that easy? *unsheathes katana* kid......
If i pull off that sorting hat, would you die?
>>71285031
yes, yes, well done slytherin, well done slytherin
HOWEVER
>>71286942
i'm glad people are beginning to wake up to this. i've hated this franchise ever since the books came out and then when my gf at the time had to show me the movies. i can't even explain what it is exactly. first it was the dumb kiddies camping in front of the bookstores. then it was the general soap opera aspect of it all and harry's stupid WOE IS ME act throughout the movies. but m hate for it is somehow more than the sum of these parts, i can't quite put my finger on it
>>71286648
Yeah, and dumbledor's brother fucks goats. Also voldemort is a half muggle rape child.
>>71286962
Heh... Amateur... *takes off cape* *makes 3 clones* This will be fun...
>>71287059
*kills the 3 clones and you* fuck off
>>71286700
Right, obviously the point is that continued dilution will further affect magic ability. It seems like Magic genetics aren't sorely dependent on the parents.
A 100% Pureblood mixing with one Muggle will not affect the Genetic Magic pool of the family. Yet if that halfblood were to breed with a muggle, and that offspring were to breed with a muggle again, etc. one might posit that the Magical aptitude of each subsequent offspring will lessen. It's likely this also increases the chance of children being born Squibs, and reduces the likelihood of Muggleborn wizards such as Hermione being born.
>>71287153
*the real me is revealed to be a clone too* heh... Heh.. I underestimated you... *unsheathes katana* it's nothing personal... Kid...
>>71286648
Was it? I thought the reason they were such powerful wizards was because they were clever, put the time and effort in and had the talent instead of anything to do with blood.
Except Voldemort being a parceltongue, that's pretty explicitly being a certain lineage giving him an advantage.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fixes the entire world behind the series.
>>71287192
>Right, all my facts are wrong but *continues to make shit up*
>>71287301
>Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fixes
Anon, no. It's chock full of bad fanon and autism.
>>71287301
>I suck yudkowsky dick
we know you do, calm down
>>71287301
>this catshit fixes this dogshit
Don't make me post it, /v/edditor
>>71285523
Yeah. If only they knew he was gay
>>71286263
I know right. He made Dumbledore so agile/limber, I have expected him to do a backflip at some point and tap dance
>>71287574
He was supposed to be a spry old dude, spry enough to go cave exploring with his nubile young apprentice at any rate.
>>71287029
I liked the books growing up but looking at them in retrospect I actually agree with a lot of the criticisms I see. I'll ignore moral issues for now, even just in the world-building and plot a lot of things just don't add up. Compare it to something like LotR. The Ring for example, has this history of where it was before Bilbo found it, it changed hands a number of times etc. There are explanations and histories for just about everything.
>but muh eagles
It's not perfect but much of it is so wonderfully consistent. The world mostly makes sense.
Compare this to Harry Potter. When you look at the series in retrospect, eagle-esque plot holes are all over the place. I'm not just picking on Harry Potter either, I know just about all fiction has plot holes, but Harry Potter is ripe with this shit.
e.g. The Chamber of Secrets. How is nobody just told others about it somewhere in Hogwarts long history? There is a ghost that knew about it sitting in the same bathroom. I mean what the actual fuck?
Certain spells are way too powerful, Polyjuice gets used all the way through the story and even fools the Ministry of Magic. Fans have come up with some clever uses for some spells and there's no explanation for why in world characters don't use them all the time, because I assume Rowling didn't think that far through with it.
>>71287808
>good vs evil makes sense
50s America is calling. They want their worldview back.
>>71287028
>Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the serie
>die
Yes pic related is unironic
>>71288054
>punishes Slytherin for being white
>tells them to respect Nigmione
wew Dumbles, is it time for your afternoon nap?
>>71287028
>clifford for president
unironically a top tier book
>>71287644
Spry? I don't remember him having a gym member ship. I'd expect over 50-60 years old kinda spry. But he became to animated in certain scenes.
>>71286444
>most powerful wizards ever
>all ether pureblood or half bloods
>Muggleborns magic isn't any less powerful than a purebloods
Yes, well done Ireland, well done Ireland.
HOWEVER.
TWO GOALS TO FRANCE.
>>71287475
Post what?
>>71288294
>be a wizard
>not casting roidus maximus and cardio vasculusus for perfect gains
>exercising like some common muggle pleb
>>71288377
dubs confirm magic steroids
>>71288377
>be shrimp dicked wizard
>cast penile engorgio for maximum pleasure
>not getting cucked by black dick like some muggle
>>71286648
>It is heavily implied that Voldemort's immense power is derived from his unbroken pureblood lineage, all the way back to Salazaar.
What now? Voldemort is halfblood. Any magical descendant of Salazar should be capable of parseltongue.
>Harry is ble to draw the sword of Gryfindor - which is also implied to be an extreme act of wizarding ability - because his bloodline on one side is descended all the way back to Gryfindor himself.
This is just because he embodies the qualities of a "true" Gryffindor. That's literally what Dumbledore says. There's no implication anywhere that his pureblood enables it.
>>71287229
*unzips pants*
awful optimistic of you, eh kid?
*forces you to your knees*
*tilts your face up and kisses it before shoving cock down your throat*
*facefucks you for 5-10 minutes, then lifts you onto the couch and puts you face down*
*starts to push cock into your ass*
*it curves up, presses against your prostate as it enters further and further*
*strokes your hair as you begin mumbling nonsense*
heh… you like that, do ya kid?
*you begin noticing details like balls slapping against your ass*
*firmly grabs your hips and slowly pumps in and out*
*starts fucking harder and harder until your yelping each time it’s slammed in to the hilt*
*you begin arching and pushing into it with each thrust*
*jerks you off*
*cum in unison*
h-heh… that was good… eh, kid?
yes, yes, well done reddit, well done...
H O W E V E R
>>71287028
>>71287028
great gatsby was kinda shit desu senpai
>>71288564
ITS TRUE
>>71287834
>Muh eagles
Please stop this fucking meme.
The nazgul had fellbeasts
The entire atmosphere in and around mordor is ash.
There is a giant glowing fucking eye that would spot them.
The "my eagles" meme is literally perpetuated by 16 year old autists that feel special for finding plot holes.
>>71288564
i've seen you post that meme about 5 times in the past hour
do you chuckle like a retard every time you do it? is that you at your keyboard, giggling wildly as you meme your delirious ass off?
what's it going to take for you to stop? are you going to be here forever doing this, latching onto the next hot meme and chuckling your life away as you repost it into oblivion, riding the coat tails of people smarter and more clever than you?
an old greek philosopher once said that the essence of humanity is in imitation, and perhaps he was right. perhaps i'm getting wrongly upset here; there is nothing more visceral and honest than monkey see, monkey do, and i can't wait to see you shit that awful fucking meme out again because it proves to me that you are at least human and i'm not surrounded by a haze of dc and marvel shills
>>71283625
Why would you want all the sketchy kids hanging out and scheming? If I were headmaster, I would probably split them up into different houses.
>ywn use multijuice potion to sneak into the female Slytherin dorm, use Petrificus Totalus on everyone and spend all night fucking Slytherin qts with your futa dick
>>71283604
So they con lose point
Silence. Five. Hundred. Billion. Points. From. Gryffindor.
>>71287229
>personal
>not personnel
You had one job.
>>71286942
She is stephen king tier. it makes perfect sense that he would praise her too
>>71289051
Holy fuck you're autistic. 1. Nobody likes stephem king his books are shit 2. Go back to lit
>>71289091
go back to /v/.
>>71289136
never been there faggot, nice projecting, keep posting stale shit you lit reject
>>71288617
Its all bait...brave new world lower than clifford should be a red flag.
>>71288667
>a series loved by tens of million couldnt possibly lead to people seeing the same things. Great job detective thats been a meme for 15 years.
>>71289229
i said go back to /v/.
>>71289318
Like I said fuckface never been there, Harry Potter grossed 7.7 billion dollars in theaters, this is the television and film board. You have a fucking problem if you think its a /v/ conspiracy .
commit suicide
>>71289051
this is the most predictable fucking graphic ever
>>71289051
>David Foster Wallace in the tier of fucking Thomas Pynchon
wew
e
w
Are you unironically posting a meme image?
>>71289389
>Harry Potter grossed 7.7 billion dollars in theaters
and?
>this is the television and film board
then why are you posting movies?
>You have a fucking problem if you think its a /v/ conspiracy .
huh really makes you think,
>>71289051
>>71289461
He's been shitting up the thread it seems
>>71289484
>still arguing with memes for his (You)
Kill yourself seriously
>>71286873
>Expecto Adolfus
Would that summon a ghostly Adolf?
>>71289484
See
>>71289411
>>71289461
>>71289486
and fuck off Sherlock
>le movie
>le huh really make you think
just epic
this meme is kind of funny actually when its not just some reddit/got/capeshit/homo typing the same HOWEVER and then nothing afterwards
>"Why is /tv/ the worst moderated board on 4chan and when will the mods there get fired?"
What did he mean by this /tv/?
>FIVE. HUNDRED. BILION. POINTS. TO. GRYFFINDOR.
>The hourglass erupts with red dust and swarms the hall
>The Slytherin table is engulfed in the waves of red glitter, whilst the other houses and staff safely sit atop the ruby sea
>"please, sir!" came from the feeble voice of Draco Malfoy as his ferret neck filled with red glitter, before he was consumed by the red ocean
>"I DEDUCT 10 BILION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN FOR PATHETIC WHINING" laughed Dumbledore
>All Slytherin points disappear, forming black hole on the place of the hourglass
>Everyone is sucked in screaming, only Dumbledore is laughing like a madman
>credits roll
>>71289502
>>71289548
>artists, directors, scholars and actors
>its real and heres why
>meme posters of /t/v/
>no it's not real its just a meme bane for you and kinosabe
ok then tuff guys who am I supposed to believe? you or the ones that actually have merit?
why is there only one wizard school?
why doesn't each house just make their own school?
>>71287834
>The Chamber of Secrets. How is nobody just told others about it somewhere in Hogwarts long history? There is a ghost that knew about it sitting in the same bathroom. I mean what the actual fuck?
She died when Riddle opened it, which was the first time since Slytherin himself. So no one knew it was there or even if they did, could not open it.
>Certain spells are way too powerful, Polyjuice gets used all the way through the story and even fools the Ministry of Magic. Fans have come up with some clever uses for some spells and there's no explanation for why in world characters don't use them all the time, because I assume Rowling didn't think that far through with it.
Totally valid.
>>71289638
>still going
youre an inspiration to shitposters everywhere
>>71289655
(You)
>>71288899
>multijuice
polyjuice where you keep your own dick?
>>71289655
didn't you watch goblet of fire? there are more schools throughout the world
>>71289638
Oh boy ive never seen that image before either............
>>71289729
>implying people actually watch what they discuss on this board
>>71289767
this
same on all the popular "interest" boardstv v mu
>>71289690
>he knows hes wrong
thats what I thought. please make sure you're not overestimating your own expertise when you don't understand. thanks.
hufflepuff and ravenclaw may as well not even exist
>>71289944
>hes still going
i was just waiting
>>71289964
Jut because there's a rivalry between two houses doesn't mean the others don't exist. Hufflepuff did have a hogwarts champion chosen first and foremost.
>>71289975
why not? when you claim the whole film vs movie thing is a meme I'd like to know why you think that
whilst actual people with merit claim its a very real thing.
>>71289964
>merlin may as well no even exist
>>71289598
how did the point counting work again? Do they just say "5 points to Gryffindor" and the hourglass automatically fills up, or did someone have to manually add and take away points.
>>71290271
>the hourglass automatically fills up
it appears you knew all along :^)
Kino tier
3 6 7
Low kino high cinema tier
5
High film low cinema tier
2
Film tier high movie tier
8 1
Movie low film high flick tier
4
>>71290464
they're all flick tier you imdb capeshit buff
>>71290489
>imdb capeshit buff
The buzzword samefag is on cue
>>71290489
>He can't even tell the different of quality in the harry potter series
well done critic well done critic
However
>>71286996
fuck, i'm in fucking tears
good meme
>>71290551
>he watches game of thrones and has the gall to pretend to understands kino/cinema
are you going to call suicide squad kino as well just like batman vs superman?
>>71290642
>hes still using game of thrones and bvs as an argument
Top meme
>this entire thread
>>71290642
>he has no life and spams the same pictures everday
>>71290705
>>71290670
why are you so scared of your own mindset? i can already picture you spamming the coming music video with jokerman claiming its "musickino"
>>71290743
Keep shitposting (You)
>>71283604
>implying Snape wasn't pimping young Slitherin boys to Dumbledore
>implying Tom Riddle didn't go completely nuts after one night Dumbledore failed to correctly remove memories of their usual "afterclass lessons"
>>71290762
>isn't denying hes one of those retards
but hey lets hopesansa marries bronin the name of /telekino/ ;0)
There's only so many points to be had in this game, Ray. And when the hat drops you'd better be in Gryffindor.
>>71290853
......I have prove not liking a shitty show to an archive detective who will respond with hurrr well its the same thing
reminder anna kendrick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit >>>>emma watson
>>71286330
Last paragraph is nonsense because Rowling already ridiculed those practices; Hogwarts has a thinly veiled gender studies division with useless subjects and inept teachers bloating the curriculum.
As for muggles, Hermione is among the most applied of students, basically a STEM approach to wizardry. Voldemort would be like a philosophy teacher still clinging to metaphysics long after Wittgenstein came along.
Rowling herself is an outspoken enemy of political correctness.
>>71290888
>i'm totally not a gotfag! s-see i called it shit uhh SUNSSET:(
interesting.
>>71290985
autismo strikes back
>le you like game of thrones
>le you like game of thrones!
>le you like bvs
>le you like bvs
Archive detective shitposter general is truly cancer and he doesnt even know it.
>>71291054
>still not denying it
really interesting.
>>71289964
Hufflepuff is a literal joke house, fans may argue otherwise, but I am not convinced.
It values hard work and fair play, but cleverness gets you placed in Ravenclaw, ambition is Slytherin and chivalry is Gryfinndor. So you've got hard work and loyalty, without cleverness, ambition or chivalry.... how many real people would place in Hufflepuff?
The only people that come to mind as clear Hufflepuffs are religious nutjobs. Hard working and loyal but not clever. That's all I can think of.
But don't take just my word for it, look at the plot. They don't do anything. It's obviously a joke house even if Rowling says otherwise. I invoke death of the author.
>>71288667
>>71289051
>>71289136
>>71289318
>>71289484
>>71289638
>>71289944
>>71290489
>>71290642
>>71290743
>>71290853
>>71290985
>>71291113
If you had any reading comprehension and not full blown autism youd see that was implied as you are cancer who wrongly accuses people with buzzwords. I have to keep denying it to the policeman?
>>71291113
>I'm just gonna rampantly say people who like something I don't like game of thrones
>See I sure showed them! I'm psychic
>>71291221
perhaps its time to work on your detective skills game of thrones fan.
Well done CIA, well done CIA. However...
>>71291283
>>I'm just gonna rampantly say people who like something I don't like game of thrones
but its correct.
>>71291297
Hufflepuff! For an entire day without soiling yourselves, I award 2 points!
>>71291297
I see six shitposts in a row about what i was talking about in my post. Again just stop already youre stilllllll going, pathetic
>>71291340
No, it's not.
>>71291394
where is the problem? >>71290464 these aren't "kino" they're flicks
>>71291463
(You)
>>71290464
This pretty good actually
>>71286648
>See, this doesn't make sense once. It is heavily implied that Voldemort's immense power is derived from his unbroken pureblood lineage, all the way back to Salazaar.
u wot, m8?
His mother's side of the family were a bunch of inbreds that were barely capable of using magic.
>Harry is ble to draw the sword of Gryfindor - which is also implied to be an extreme act of wizarding ability
U wot, m8?
It's explicitly stated that only someone who was a worthy gryffindor, as in their personality, could draw it.
>because his bloodline on one side is descended all the way back to Gryfindor himself.
u wot, m8?
Are you fanfiction guy in disguise?
>>71291494
see what I mean? it's all very clear.
Fuck you white boi
what did he mean by this
>>71289663
>She died when Riddle opened it, which was the first time since Slytherin himself. So no one knew it was there or even if they did, could not open it.
I think he means that ghosts, being incorporeal, would have absolutely no problem with just waltzing in the chamber at any time and telling people about it.
Even if they didn't know it was there, you'd have thought that one of the dozens of ghosts would eventually end up wandering about in the vicinity
>>71291539
>fanfiction guy
I'm glad that autist got completely blown out by the mods/lit/. His little one man crusade to get that garbage(all fan fiction) allowed on /lit/ when Hiro took over was hilarious.
>>71291632
didnt nearly headless nick get petrified? maybe they wouldnt actually want to look for it considering they know their history
>>71291669
Explanation on this "fanfiction guy"?
>>71291669
>from /lit/
wew
>>71291708
he did, but IIRC only one ghost was actually alive at the time the chamber would have been built.
They wouldn't have had any reason to be nervous of going there, and would have gotten the fuck out once they spotted the sleeping basilisk
>>71291760
they might have heard ramblings of the bad shit that could be lurking shit that salazar did in the castle
>>71287028
atlas shrugged above grapes??
>>71291721
He would spam threads about Harry Potter on /v/ and /tv/ just to shill his trashy Fan Fiction. An entire thread could have just been him replying to his own questions and all. Then they started banning him/the poster counter was added and then >>71291669 happened and he vanished.
I wouldn't doubt he's behind all these threads too. Its right up his ally to even the pasta parts.
>>71291741
Nah I'm "from" /tv/ and saw him doing it on /qa/ when the whole get Hiroyuki to make /film/ thing was happening.
>>71291808
true, but when you're immune to 99.999% of the shit the world can throw at you, one would assume they wouldn't be too scared until proven otherwise.
I assume that, in universe, there were a few spells designed to repel ghosts, but like many of the other easily fixable issues, that links back to the problem the original guy brought up; Rowling just never thought about them
>>71291888
the fan fiction guy would be spamming his fan fiction pic hes been dead for a while
>>71290705
>)
dayz no
>>71291939
Exposition isnt always the best, wonderment can be positive as opposed to having everything set
>>71291943
I'm pretty sure hes set on ban on site if they see him posting.
>>71286238
I feel sorry for anyone not knowing Fresh Dumbledore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anbRjSGDzbA
>>71288031
die is perfectly correct though
You should all be desperately thankful the HP films were not being made now, otherwise harry would be Hasan, hermione ayesha and ron would be (i shit you not, these are african black names) inncoent, peaceful, or deshawn. Voldemort would be a white man, every slytherin would be white, every death eater etc. Ofc, the ministry of ,agic plot would be adjusted also, so the government doesnt look bad, or there would be massive focus in how the minister is an evil white supremacist, either way
Theres always the 2025 remakes though to look forward to
>>71292215
Dumbledore would become a MtF lesbian otherkin who gets raped or harassed or someshit by grindewald, igniting the first wizarding war as the entire wizarding world rises up against evil racist bigto grindewald
>>71292215
You're forgetting the ultimate trump card in our favour; Money.
I've no doubt that some token minority would be shoved somehwere, but the thing about having a money printer is the fact that nobody wants to damage the bottom line, and the fact remains that fucking about with the demographics would have a negative impact.
>>71293113
Where have you been this last year mate? Pic very related
>>71293397
That's a play.
Shit like that happens all the time in theater.
Had Rowling, who no longer has to care about money, not gone full retard over it, it would be an utter non issue.
>>71293456
Its also a book, whcih means to me it will become a film one day. Hopefully JK diesnt have a say, and WB do the sensible thing and hire the old actors, once they have grown up
>>71283604
#NotAllSlytherins
based voldermort
