>This is what passes for political satire these days
>>71270490
you seem upset
when is this fuck gonna just go full blast 2008 colbert again
>>71270490
>I can't prove him wrong so I will just shit post.
>>71270498
you seem reddit
>>71270527
>can't prove him wrong
he's not trying to prove him wrong, he's saying that his brand of political satire is total shit and he's right. the dude isn't funny.
We have an entire generation who argues using jokes rather than any facts or logic. Unfortunately it's extremely effective. Make someone look ridiculous, and most people won't bother to look any deeper.
>>71271172
>Make someone look ridiculous
You don't have to when the person himself does all the work for you.
>>71270490
I kek'd when I realized where it was going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHa9ldznx8
>>71270527
>implying Colbert presented anything to disprove
>>71271355
Explain how Trump is like Hitl---
Shit.
>>71271172
donald trumps campaign strategy was this
>>71270490
What he doesn't realize is that extreme liberalism and smug hipsters are pushing everyday people further to the right. I'm a Democrat and even I can't stand this fucking identity politics bullshit. They try to act like they are the rational ones when everything they do just boggles my mind.
>>71271172
Well, the generation that grew up getting their politics entirely from the Daily Show are now in or graduating college.
>>71271355
Did you know Hitler also breathed air?
Trump breathes air too hes literally fucking Hitler!!!1
>>71271459
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10sm-Cf5MG4
>>71270504
He probably never will. The Colbert Report's producer was Jon Stewart, who pretty much let Colbert do whatever the hell he wanted. CBS isn't like that.
>>71271503
>>71271204
Amazing how you can say absolutely nothing with so many words.
>>71271478
It's not "identity politics bullshit" to point out that Trump's response to the Orlando shooting was based on assumptions that turned out to not be true.
>>71271478
Buddy both parties are becoming extreme, no one leans to the centre anymore. But it's true, I have to call myself a moderate liberal today to differentiate myself from the extremists hijacking Liberalism. However, I also have to encounter the Far Right-tards who say there's no such thing as moderate liberals and that every liberal is a SJW commie.
The world is fucked.
>>71270490
U mad that he stumped the trump?
>>71271548
>>71271567
That's literally Trump's whole fucking campaign lel
go to 23:09, see him say it in person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjJk5ZxpZXk
>>71271581
It was terrorism.
>>71271596
>makes a cheap 5th grade level LE HE IS DA HITLER jab that has been done on every person ever
>"stumped"
>>71271581
Which assumptions were those?
>>71271637
It was a variety of things but it was mostly terrorism.
HITLER!
>>71271172
Literally Trump
>>71270527
>>71270527
>Trump is literally a Nazi and you need to prove me wrong
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>71271736
lol why u mad tho
you really can't get shitty about Trump being compared to Hitler, he brought it on himself by keeping a copy of Mein Kampf by his bedside and quoting Mussolini in tweets among other things.
He left rubbed out the swastika and tried to draw different connections, creating a Vonnegut-style asshole.
>>71271777
>when you playing 4D chess and this nigga's playing checkers
>>71271773
Not mad, just pointing out that you are an idiot
>>71271844
>>71270490
lol if he did the same thing but with Clinton and the Star of David you would be posting "LOL ROFL LMAO BASED COLBERT SHILLARY BTFO!!!! EPIC FOR THE WIN"
>>71271889
obviously. what's your point?
>>71271204
bro-- you're a fucking fool. you're the joke. a successful businessman running for president and captivating the nation is not a joke. a prominent individual that calls for strong borders, putting an end to the ridiculous illegal influx of ugly uneducated criminal shitbags pouring into our country, for more competent international dealmaking, for measures that protect us from the deluded fools that blow themselves up on trains, kill gays and beat their shawled slavelike wives so they can become shawled slavelike wives under their violent rules, all to enjoy supposed carnal pleasures (sins) in heaven, is NOT a fool. it's unbridled courage and unapologetic executive decision making. it's a joke that we would have a man and later, his son in office. it's a joke that we would have a man and later, his fake wife in office. it's a joke that people continue to support the globalist clinton political machine. those are the demons. those are the devil. you've got to step back and wonder why the media doesn't have it in for these criminals like they do trump. but you don't. you take it at face value. hating trump is cool among the know-nothing leftist legion, and you haven't thought into why that is at all. you're just buying into the narrative, wholesale. and it's honestly disgusting. pissant
>>71271889
If he did that it might actually be shocking so, yes, it would be funnier. Trump = Nazi has been tired for months.
>>71271926
>bro-- you're a fucking fool. you're the joke. a successful businessman running for president and captivating the nation is not a joke. a prominent individual that calls for strong borders, putting an end to the ridiculous illegal influx of ugly uneducated criminal shitbags pouring into our country, for more competent international dealmaking, for measures that protect us from the deluded fools that blow themselves up on trains, kill gays and beat their shawled slavelike wives so they can become shawled slavelike wives under their violent rules, all to enjoy supposed carnal pleasures (sins) in heaven, is NOT a fool. it's unbridled courage and unapologetic executive decision making. it's a joke that we would have a man and later, his son in office. it's a joke that we would have a man and later, his fake wife in office. it's a joke that people continue to support the globalist clinton political machine. those are the demons. those are the devil. you've got to step back and wonder why the media doesn't have it in for these criminals like they do trump. but you don't. you take it at face value. hating trump is cool among the know-nothing leftist legion, and you haven't thought into why that is at all. you're just buying into the narrative, wholesale. and it's honestly disgusting. pissant
>>71271889
That would actually be funny in a shocking way
>>71271965
yawnfactor seventeen. classic tactic, just copy-and-paste the post as a reply to the same post. because you aren't capable of responding using your own mind. you read something beyond your abilities and so you just want to paste it again. because you can't do it yourself. went to a crappy inner-city school or something. had ugly, retarded parents that didn't know how to raise your smelly ass. shitgenes. you were always destined for loserdom. hivemind idiot. you will never make a difference. sorry
>>71271926
You just made a new Hillary supporter
Love trumps hate ;)
>>71271926
(you)
>>71272009
but i elevate the discourse. i have pointed opinions & i express them to an apparently memorable degree, seeing as you are coming at me like this after a post where i casually shut down your baseless non-arguments. seriously you're just gonna respond 'racist' to this post. make a goddamn point about why you dont like trump and let's get it started *ha* let's get it started *in hea*
>>71272009
>implying killary isnt literally hate incarnate
>ITT
>>71272113
post is blank just like your mindset, unthinking shitbag.
>>71272097
>defend your husband even when he cheats on you
If that's not love, what is? Meanwhile, Trump doesn't have a loving bone in his body, he's just an animal with a hat.
>>71272185
heh... trump HATES everyone & everybody! ye that's the definite truth! cause it feeds right into how the unthinking ulcerhole of the liberal demographic wants to feel about him! schweet, haha, yea, only racists like tromb! fucking dull dumbshit idiot try harder.
>>71271926
>making a coherent argument
>actually typing more than 3 sentences
>in the age of dank memes
>>71271926
Well put anon.
>>71270527
>can't prove him wrong
There's nothing to prove because he didn't have a point
>>71272009
>Love Trumps Hate
>Love Trumps
>Love Trump
>>71272185
Seems like he loves his wife and his kids quite a bit.
>>71272288
>>71271926
>same-fagging this hard in 2016
ITT: Butthurt Trumpfags
>>71272288
>so weak minded his opinions are swayed by old copy pasta
seek help
>>71272425
you are such a paranoid little bottom-feeder i am a different poster you compulsive fart-pant get the fuck acquainted with the idea that not everyone that has an issue on the same thing is all just one shill. expand your piece of shit narrow worldview because it's crumbling around your bologna-stank ears, retard.
>>71272005
>yawnfactor seventeen. classic tactic, just copy-and-paste the post as a reply to the same post.
At least try to edit your pasta
>>71271581
The FBI just released that the Muslim wasn't a faggot. He was a fucking terrorist and the gay men who claimed to have been with him were just attention whoring in the face of a tragedy.
>>71272452
>>71272446
what, cause nothing can make you change your mind, hm? you've take in all the information you need and you've come to a conclusion. yep, after weeks of following failing gossip site gawker's lead on all things politics, brought to you by a rag-tag gang of dirtbag twenty-somethings wholly unqualified to eke out a single utterance on the matters, you know what's up. just kidding you dont, shithead
>>71272469
post fit perfectly well with the situation. sod off.
>>71272288
Go back to that trump reddit newfag
>>71272452
Enjoy the election results when Trump loses anon =D
>>71272545
now the convo fizzles out cause you're incapable of bringing anything to the table except more meme-informed halfspeak. dimwit
>>71272505
>yfw political comedy for the next 4 years Trump is president is ''lol his hair is SILLYxD''
>>71272329
it amuses me that drumpf supporters parade pictures of these homely-ass girls as if they're something to be proud of
>>71272568
>>71272563
'hoyp doyp i zoom into the poll now it looks like he's REALLY losing! h'haaaa my totally uninformed opinion is now justified!' retard.
>>71272598
>girl
>>71270490
>All the fat "progressive" lard-wads sitting at home eating out of their ecco-friendly troughs, as they start shaking with laughter at the latest "Drumpf" joke their progressive media-shills make on the idiot-box.
>Leaning back and cracking open yet another Starbucks canned coffee, they wonder allowed "Why are all Trump's supporters so stupid, why can't they be smart like me?", before they suffer the immediate heart-attack they've had building for decades and flopping onto the floor with a tremendous thud.
>>71272600
>wants to control the country
>can't even control her husband
>>71272598
>drumpf
>2016
wew lad
>>71270490
How does this schema even work? I can't figure it out, other than some joke about Colbert making a swastika
>>71271581
What assumptions were those?
Last I checked Trump was proven to be fucking correct.
>>71272638
you mad?
>>71272590
Oh, I don't think you'll have to worry about that.
>>71272699
not an argument
>>71272715
Because he'll be removing freedom of the press?
>>71270490
Isn't that the buddhist swastika?
sure is Reddit in this thread T B H and i am not talking about the original poster :^)
>>71272686
SJWs have convinced themselves that the NRA was the real culprit of the Orlando massacre and not Islamic terrorism.
Now the one in this thread is going to sperg out because I used the forbidden term.
>>71272801
I agree. I love /r/the_donald
>>71272801
>racist, bigot, reddit, kill trump supporters, america destroey if drumpf elect!
why are your posts so goddamn forgettable
>>71272662
Hard to blame her, Bill's libido can't be restrained.
Why do so many people deadname Trump?
>>71272662
>>71272822
great argument dude! let's see some evidence to back up your're claim :^)
>>71272825
you must be replying to the wrong person i am SUPPORTING trump
>>71272850
he doesn't operate under the broad misguided notion that pouring an unprecedented amount of money into expanding the welfare state will somehow benefit our country. he doesn't go on the campaign trail and blurt out detrimentally misleading statistics about the wage gap and inequality in order to garner the unthinking-liberal-shithead vote. he's just-- he's got conviction. he values loyalty. he's got CHUTZPAH. he actually WORKED before the age of forty unlike their hunchbacked figurehead. he didn't come outta nowhere. he's been voicing his concerns for decades on end and he deserves this. it's this simple!
>>71270490
The sad thing is all this "nazis are bad" bullshit is making the public blind to real modern fascism.
We tell people that anyone who says racist stuff is a Nazi, but the truth is modern fascists know about Nazism and will do everything in their power to make sure they don't come across like Nazis.
So we don't set up concentration camps, we set up Guantanamo Bay. We don't have officers going around in public making people wear arm bands and asking for papers, we just monitor and document their online activity and use surveillance cameras to record them. Instead of a swastika and a black uniform, they have rainbow avatars and purple hair.
The Nazis are back, but they've rebranded themselves as racially tolerant keepers of the peace, and if you disagree with them then you deserve to lose your job and your friends and be publicly shunned, just like the Nazis did to people.
Are we just shitposting to spite /pol/ or are people really defending Colbert's faggotry?
>>71271172
Keke tell that to John Oliver. He was memeing for like 20 minutes on how Brexit was a bad idea and it still passed. Can't wait to tune in tomorrow to see his ass blasted liberal face.
>>71270490
colbert sucks. im glad he's failing on this time slot.
the only reason he was watchable on The Colbert Report was because his "character" actually made good arguments for conservatives even while satirizing them. He was able to play both sides of the fence.
Now colbert wants to be himself and he's just another unfunny liberal douche who thinks he's smarter than every other liberal douche on tv.
mainstream america gave letterman and leno success because they weren't 24/7 liberal propaganda machines.
>>71272892
>great argument dude! let's see some evidence to back up your're claim :^)
You're still here? LMAO
>>71272951
really hope nobody unironically is honestly !
>>71272918
>authoritarianism is fascism
Stop
wtf I hate colbert now!
>>71272992
nice argument! i liked when you stated what your evidence was :^)
>>71270490
I don't even like trump and this was fucking retarded.
Trump has the cutest supporters. Deal with it faggots
>>71272563
>1 point y axis
>>71273066
>literally the only one that gets posted over and over
The rest of his "supporters" are doughy white men with daddy issues.
>>71272563
wtFOOP i am a hillaryartillery now!
>>71273066
>that glancing to see if the camera man is filming her or if anyone is listening
You can tell shes doing this for some attention but what the hell
>>71273066
Is that not a trap? The MAGA hat girls spammed on /gif/ are traps. Is she?
>>71272918
>Instead of a swastika and a black uniform, they have rainbow avatars and purple hair.
Tumblr users run the NSA and guantonamo? interesting
>>71273121
ok but let's see you are evidence simpsonsposter :^)
>>71273121
>he hasnt been in a Trump girls thread
>>71273121
And Clinton supporters are just fat dykes right?
>>71273151
4chan traps don't look that good, it's the reason why they only ever show their legs in the same lame girly positions. They certainly would never go out in the real world dressed as a trap, that's only for the internet.
>>71273190
>4chan traps don't look that good
>>71270534
but that salt though???
>>71272568
>Being this butthurt
That was literally pasta. Lurk more if you are going to fall for copy pasta or just go back to where you came from.
>>71271658
>but every person isn't going for leader of a country in hard economic times with a charismatic message of bigotry.
>>71273121
Kek
>>71273121
>implying
>>71272598
it's like the nazi girl threads, they think it legitimizes the cause.
>>71273224
>low test cuck
>>71272822
It really opened my mind. Before I was a blue pilled cuck, now I am redpilled and ready to MAGA!
>>71272662
trump had divorces from immigrant women...
>>71272598
>unironically saying "drumpf"
Time to kill yourself
>>71273444
DRUMPF
DRUMPF
DRUMPF
DRUMPF
DRUMPF
>>71273467
Kek this is how nu-males argue. Literally act like 10 year olds.
>>71273066
>Diatribes about how the judgement of women isn't reliable
>Uses them to support a candidate
>>71273266
>Using the buzzword "bigotry" as if its a real word
>>71273502
DRUMPF
>>71271889
>lol if he did the same thing but with Clinton and the Star of David
He'd be killed before he gets into his car.
>>71273595
It's /pol/, what do you expect?
Deifying and worshiping are their two favorite activities.
>>71273121
>Men with daddy issues
>Not the sjw feminist with daddy issue voting for the Shill because she isnt a WHITE MALE
kek
>>71272111
that guy looks too normie for all that
>>71272837
True, which is why he raped all those women
>>71273667
NIGGER NIGGER
are you le triggered yet? hmm epic troll.
>>71273156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuD8m9eUVsE
22 second mark
