Most "comediennes" are Jews because of nepotism and Jews have always been reviled for their perversions.

>>71249720
You're a cuckold.

>>71249720

Listen to Maria Bamford. You might not find her funny, but her jokes are rarely about sex.

I actually like the sitcom she filmed entirely by herself after her mental breakdown (but Lady Dynamite sucks).

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>women aren't funny
>B-B-B-B-BUT MARIA BAMFORD

Every thread, without fail.

>>71249796
Wtf

>>71249720

DUDE IM A WHORE LMAO

Basically this is amy shumer jokes.

>>71249720
It's the only thing a lot of women ever have that makes them feel worth something. Which is in part men's fault as a whole, but the fact that women can't get themselves out of this ditch on their own should say a lot about how fit they are to rule their own lives

>>71249796
Amy fuck off

>>71249796
Agreed

>>71249894

yet she gets mad when someone implies that she is.