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Are super-steroids feasible?
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>>71246650
i wish i had this body
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>>71246650

Look at the Rock in Rundown then at the Rock now.
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regular steroids are good enough
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>>71246650
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>>71246650
>dat perfect percentage of body fat
neato
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>>71246650
god i were that were me...
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It sucks that men have to absolutely bust their ass to look good and women just have to run a few times a week and not eat like a slob.
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>>71246650
so does cap ever have to work out or is he just able to eat mcdonalds every day and still be super strong? serious question.
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>>71247499

He would need to eat A LOT of food to get fat and just completely toss out exercise for..months?

And then it would take maybe a week of exercise to burn it all off.
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>>71247541
but how does he exercise? hes literally too strong and too fast to any traditional exercise which could make him stronger. he'd have to be doing 1 ton squats to get any form of resistance.
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>>71247587
I remember him running in Winter Soldier and Ripping apart wood with his bare hands in age of ultron
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>>71247587
>but how does he exercise? hes literally too strong and too fast to any traditional exercise which could make him stronger. he'd have to be doing 1 ton squats to get any form of resistance.

You say that as if SHIELD/Stark can't build him a gym to necessitate that kind of thing, and even if he couldn't he'd just go and benchpress tractors
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>>71247496

>believing this

We have it good man, shame and competition affects us while women live in delusion.
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>>71247499
one of the laws of power is not to let anyone see how much effort you go to, make it seem easy and they will love you.
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>>71247587
>he'd have to be doing 1 ton squats to get any form of resistance.
And how would that be a problem in the Marvel Universe?
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>>71246674
His pecs look strange. Almost like implants.
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>>71246650
Imagine how much it would hurt to have your entire skeletal and muscular structure reorganized and expanded like that in such a short time frame.
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>>71246650
its not only feasible, its already possible and being done. Only thing holding it back is misplaced ethics and morality.

Though, it is inferior to genetic engineering which is being held back for the same reasons, except in China and Russia.
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>>71247659
That's either unfortunate genetics or roid pecs.
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>>71247496
it doesn't sucks though, if you don't like exercising you are a faggot
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I looked like that once & then.. shoulder impingement hell.
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>>71247669

Well he was the first test subject, there was a good chance he could have died
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>>71247499
I think the serum changed his physiology completely, he doesn't need to train or lift anymore but he does anyway.
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>>71246674

Work for it, you can do it if you put in the effort, i believe in you
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Is this achievable natty?????
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>>71249604

Absolutely
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>>71246674
Follow your dreams.
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>>71251064
I want her to fuck me so bad.
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>>71251959
Hit the weights and you will be the one doing the fucking in no time.
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>>71249604
For a man yes. Evans put on some solid muscle for the role but it's the fluff on top of it that makes him look so big.
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>>71246650

Steroids are already pretty super. They'll give you a body better than that.
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>>71247496
What the fuck are you on about? Men can literally look like gods by quitting junk food and alcohol and lifting weights for a few months thanks to our balls. It's the women who have to bust their asses to look good.

Unless you're talking about the double standard in movies where Chris Evans has to look like Captain America while Gal Gadot can look like an anorexic rat in a Wonder Woman costume and that's considered ok.
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>>71247697
Did you watch the fucking movie you goddamn retard?
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>>71246650
Don't do gear if you're poor you'll end up with gynotits and shrunken nuts, personal experience
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>>71254418

A while back, what am I forgetting?
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>>71254467
Redskull was the first test subject
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>>71251064
meanwhile wonderwoman is a skeletonjew
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>>71254501
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>>71254486

oh yeah. Derp I'm a moron.
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>>71254362
not really

girls can look good by doing mild cardio and eating decent. they don't have to put on muscle to be hot, they literally just have to be skinny in today's world. men have to actually build muscle and maintain a good body by lifting. I know females who are just naturally skinny and look fine as fuck, but they barely hit the gym.
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>>71246674
me too... hovering on top of me with my hands on his rock hard pecs
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>>71247587
he does the mr incredible workout
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>>71254819
Find a woman who respects her body as much as you do yours. Problem solved.
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>>71254819
That is your problem for being fine with just skinny women.
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>>71254910
>lifts trains
might be cool
He seems to be able to easily lift a full harley motorcycle with 3 babes sitting on top so they'd probably just invent workout gear for him at SHIELD or put him in a gravity room or some shit
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>>71246674
Just take roids.

>>71246650
No, infantry are fucking worthless in modern warfare. The only way super serum would be viable if it cost $1000 a pop, good luck with that.
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>>71255407
>No, infantry are fucking worthless in modern warfare.

t.idiot
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>>71246674
dyel fitizen here

1-2 years of work.

use sterons if not dedicated enough or too impatient, although you'll regret it.
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You're gonna ask a bunch of know-it-all, fat, borderline autistic basement dwellers if Captain American tier enchantments possible?
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>>71254819
>look good
Pic related is a woman who lifts. Compare her to your average cardio bunny and take your pick.
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>>71255534
It's worth a try.
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>>71254362
I guess you started as a fat fuck. So yeah it's piss easy for you.
I started from skellington and am nowhere near this after years.
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>>71255692

pretty extreme example there bruh, most women who lift, lift for fitness, not bodybuilding
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What's the message behind the Captain America character? Even if you're a tiny faggot you can still be a superhero due to steroids?
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>>71256984
Its not the body it is the heart that is important.
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>>71257021
if this was true than he could have stayed a manlet
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>>71256704
I had to go over the top to make a point. Cardio doesn't give girls thighs and booty to die for.
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>>71255692
Most men would not choose that girl because theya are not faggots. You might as well get a man. I bet you are one of those guys who says liking dickgirls is not gay.
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>>71256984
As Screen Junkies put it "It's what is inside that matters, except when it comes to fighting, or being respected, or getting laid"
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>>71257933
>Most men would not choose that girl because theya are not faggots.
>not wanting a chick who can fuck for hours

>I bet you are one of those guys who says liking dickgirls is not gay.
>comparing women who have built godlike physiques through blood sweat and tears to /b/ degeneracy
Whatever you say fampai.
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>>71258274
Not that anon but I also think she went a little too far on her arms.
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>>71258274
Why is her hair so big? Is it full of secrets?
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>>71258399
dat booty tho
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>>71258567
>she went a little too far
Lifting is an incredibly strong drug. Once you see and feel the results it's hard to stop and yesterday's "too far" becomes today's "MOAR".
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>>71246674
eat lots of chicken breast and eggs. Eat leafy greens and nuts. Drink milk. Drink water (no soda!). Repeatedly lift heavy things and put them back down. Don't do too much cardio. Do that for 2-3 years. If you are fat you should at some point consider cutting (do everything like before just at a caloric deficit; while cutting it's important that you dont do too much cardio or you lose your gains)
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>>71258656
Hey if she is happy with I am not telling her to stop for me.

Just saying as someone who finds fit girls appealing she shot a little bit over what I personally like.
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>>71246650
not yet, but with the new CRISPR/Cas8 technology we could theoretically (and i guarantee you that the military will do it practically) alter all necessary genes to achieve a similar result (not completely overpowered but clearly peak human)
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>>71255407
>No, infantry are fucking worthless in modern warfare
>who needs a knife in a nuke fight?
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>>71258737
That's reasonable. Got a fit girl you'd hold hands/10 with?
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>>71246650
>ywn be cucked by Evans
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nothing better than a /fit/ grill
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>>71246650
We already have them, you just need proper support and a proper doctors guidance and anyone can get jacked, even working out two days a week.
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I want whatever brock lesnar is on...
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>>71246650

Reminder steroids don't mean you don't have to do cardio
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fit girls are hot and all but girls need a little fat in the right places imo

that blonde chick ITT is super hot though i can't lie
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>>71259437
@misscarriejune
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>>71259823
thanks senpai
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>>71259900
yw
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>>71259152
>even working out two days a week
I don't think that's enough.
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>>71254362
t. fat roastie
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>>71257429
>>71258274
>>71258656
>>71259069
>>71259823
>>71260602
"I want to be fucked in the ass by a 4 inch ""clit"" - You
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>>71247496

You dont have to look good as a man though. Thats the great thing about it.

Men can compensate with so much more than their physical apparance while women have NOTHING BUT their looks.

the only great justice in the universe.
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>>71261780
>implying you have the luxury to turn down any of them
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>>71246650
roids are literally super roids

just a 600 mg testosterone ester cycle will give you more gains while eating PIZZA than beta wanna be CHADS could ever dream of
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>>71262243
*may cause tiny balls, baldness and prostate cancer
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>>71247496
>wah why do we have to work to achieve our goals and cant let them be handed to us at will
Might as well become a tranny at this point you faggot, pushing through and working toward your dreams is what makes us masculine
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>>71262309
>tiny balls
literally who cares, also get back to normal size after 1 month off cycle
>baldness
if youre prone to it you will be bald anyway, better to look like a god and be bald than to be a skinnyfat loser and be bald
>prostate cancer
again, genetics play a huge role in this

Dont let the jews tell you otherwise, testosterone makes you a better man, I dont take it and probably wont do it but you will be the manliest you ever will be

600 mg is also relatively low(actually like 3-4 times the normal male average levels) sides are extremly rare in such doses
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>>71257933
>muscles intimidate me
spotted the effeminate fuccboi
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I don't know much about Capt. America, but he was a scrawny weakling before the project right?
Why didn't they use an already strong soldier and make him even stronger?
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>>71262748
the super soldier serum makes you peak human/near superhuman regardless of where you start from

cap had the right temperament and morals for the project, that's why he was chosen
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>>71262748
because comic heroes are made for scrawny beta males who can identify with a beta to alpha better than with an already Alpha as fuck CHAD
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>>71255479
Kill yourself guilible faggot.

You wont look like that even if you lift for 5 years.
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>>71262945
>shoulders twice as broad as her hips
LOWTEST
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>>71255692
no natural woman can look like that, its really surprising how a lot of women still think that if they lift they will get big or look like that, its literally impossible without gear
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>>71262979
>Implying you wouldn't.
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>>71263069
W E W

im partial to THICC women but you are converting me
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>>71263039
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>>71263069
Well if she would want to I don't think anyone here could stop her.
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>>71263122
No reason not to appreciate beauty whatever form it takes.
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>>71263230
i have to be like 8% body fat 220lbs to bag women like this don't I
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>>71262748

>This is why you were chosen. Because a strong man who has known power all his life, might lose respect for that power. But a weak man, knows the value of strength and knows compassion.

This is what the Dr. Erskine said to Steve Rogers as to why he was chosen for the project. There is another scene where he talks to one of the Colonels about why he doesn't choose another candidate in the project that is physically capable and its because they're usually bullies. He wanted somehow who would value the gift that was going to be given with the super soldier serum. Steve was the clear choice.
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>>71246650
You mean you get injected with a serum, step into a machine, and come out a super-soldier? That's impossible due to the Law of Conservation of Mass, you can't just gain 30 pounds of muscle out of nowhere, unless you were hooked up to some sort of protein injector and your metabolism sped up 100x. And I can't even imagine how badly that could fuck your body up
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>>71259127

Chris Evans is weird and borderline 4chan-tier awkward around women, you've got an equal chance of cucking him as he does cucking you.
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>>71263355
What about something like the super soldier serum from The Incredible Hulk?
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>>71262238

But anon! Women don't hit on guys! I've never been hit on so that means women don't hit on dudes!
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>>71263602
>implying he isn't turbo-chad IRL
he's the complete opposite of Cap
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>>71263069
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>>71263355
You're forgetting the crucial addition of Vita-Rays, son. They pump you full of energy that gets converted into mass, as well as complements the serum so it bonds properly and shit.

If you just go with a serum you get fucked up shit like:>>71263612 in the end.
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>>71263769
Wouldn't you need a quazillion watts of energy just for a small amount of mass?
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How did Bucky manage to stay young looking for decades?
He didn't get hibernated like Cap, did he?
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>>71263769

>Vita-Rays

It's literally just gamma radiation though, like with Bruce.
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>>71263866
>He didn't get hibernated like Cap, did he?

He did actually, he was cryogenically frozen and unfrozen sporadically over the years to do various missions.
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>>71263866

He was kept on ice by Russian HYDRA and only thawed out for maybe three months at a time.
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>>71246650
>Are super-steroids feasible?
Yes.
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>>71263309
>a weak man who didn't work one day to become strong would be the more compassionate and humble guy
>giving someone a kingdom instead of having someone work for it will result in a better ruler
Holy shit, everyone who watches Capeshit needs to be gassed
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>>71263769
didn't know about that. It's still bullshit science but at least they tried to explain it
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>>71263180
Vinnie is a terrible long term decision for a woman, I'd rather take growth hormones.

You keep your enlarged adams apple, your big clit (not really bad though in my opinion and the deep voice
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>>71263964

You need to be less of an edgelord.
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>>71263897
Another case of mass-from-nothing, you mean?
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>>71247496
All you have to do is not jump to the closest piece of puss you see and maybe they'll pour in some effort.
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>>71264023
>implying people who unironically read/watch this drivel need to be served with 6th semester physiques let alone understand it
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>>71263964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilacIxq3T7g

That is the full scene in question. That was the Doctor's reasoning as to why he did chose him. Doesn't mean everyone will agree or that his logic is flawless. For all he knew, Rogers could have been bullied his whole life and then when he got the serum he would start lashing out and become like his oppressors. But the Doctor saw in Rogers that he was a good man, that knew right and wrong, compassion and mercy. That's why he gave it to him.

The serum was already going to get him to superhuman levels of strength regardless how strong the individual was before, so it all comes down to the individual and how their values, morals and heart would play in to it.
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>>71263612
This was way more realistic than the one in TFA
>worked on cycles
>enlarged his bones
>made him more aggressive and cocky
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>>71246650
That work the way supersoldier serum works in a billion and one shows/movies like captain america (inject=instant muscles)

No. You've got to both do the work and to fuel the growth. There's literally no way the body can convert food to energy fast enough to fuel that kind of growth...you'd die of a weird kind of starvation before getting big.

But roids as is are pretty fucking magical. HGH and tren make some massive gains possible (there are costs and it takes time and effort, but you can explode using them).
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>>71263964
Cap did work for it, though. His body just couldn't do what his mind wanted, because he was a sickly manlet.

It's like giving the kingdom to the peasant who taught himself how the kingdom works but who isn't allowed to be a king, instead of the prince who was born to be a king and so doesn't see the big deal.
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>>71264074
You need to go back to >>>/r/eddit and stop ruining this board with your Capeshit and got threads
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>>71247587
>but how does he exercise? hes literally too strong and too fast to any traditional exercise which could make him stronger. he'd have to be doing 1 ton squats to get any form of resistance.
Not true in the slightest
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guys, can we stop posting pictures of women who look like men pls? it ain't nantural, these women are mentally ill.
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>>71264204
So is Cap just like Jon Snow?
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>>71264046
A cycle or two never hurt anyone.
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>>71264233
They're both manlets, but that's about it.
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>>71255692
She's on roids/hormones. Physically impossible for for a normal woman to look like that with ANY amount of work without chems.
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>>71247496
This is mens' fault tbqh

I wish most other guys werent so thirdty then maybe women would feel like they actually jave to be smart and look good in order to get a bf

See too many hambeasts with 9/10 guys all the time

I am perhaps 7-8/10 and have had lots of ugly or fat bitches dirextly ask for my cock and Ive turned them all down
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>>71262436
whoever who believe this retard is even more retard than him

dont take roids idiot, dont fucki with your health beucase of the meme no problem with it lol

just for have mucles my god kek, if you stop for a month you lost everything srs you must be very retarded if you take roids lol
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>>71264204
Someone who is strong isn't born with it, that's my point, you don't believe that it's just genetics do you? Being a manlet doesn't mean you can't be strong, literally every Oly lifter for example is a manlet.

The reasoning behind this is obvious, it's a power fantasy, no pasty loser was ever strong so they can fantasize about one day finding this serum and becoming like him, it's like in Conan where at the beginning there's only a child but then it cuts to Arnold who somehow magically gained 200lbs of pure muscle just from walking and pushing a steady resistance that he could already push when he was 12(dont mind the autistic rant)

It's the change, if the kid in the beginning was already 14 years old and fucking swole there wouldn't be any "wow"
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>>71264379
Lmao, kill yourself.
Nice writing skills
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>>71251064
>>71255479
>>71258721
>go to bed after posting that
>wake up to this
Anons, I...

thanks all, I've been on a weightlifting regimen for a few months now and been feeling great. I've always been a bit on the skinny side though (which is tough since most of my family is heavier due to poor eating habits) so I'm probably just not happy yet with my progress, but I am motivated.
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Adding unnatural chemicals to your own body is stupid unless it's to save your life (ie: a vaccine)

The human body (in theory) is a finely tuned machine. You really shouldn't mess with it too much
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>>71258721
Just curious is dairy milk important? I'm not good with dairy (not lactose intolerant, just dislike the taste), so I stick with almond milk and much prefer that.
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>>71264379
From what I understand, steroids aren't that bad for you if they're not horribly abused.

And of course you don't lose all your gains, dingus.
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>>71264473
You gotta eat anon

Pic related my 7 months lifting bod

Go to /fit/
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>>71247690
It sucks for people like me who are crippled and have a cap to how much stress their body can take.
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>Tfw 60 lbs overweight

I am 270 lbs at 6'2" and 26% bf

I feel like I can't get aesthetic by lifting since I will make no gains on a heavy deficit
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>you will never have a muscular she-beast girlfriend who can one-hand press you over her head
can't the feminists invent women-specific steroids and pour them into the water supply already
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>>71264473
Keep at it, anon! A year from now you won't even recognize yourself.
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>>71264533
Yeah I think that's what is holding me back. I don't think I eat enough. It's always been my habit though since being in a family of heavier people, I've conditioned myself to avoid that all my life. I love them, but I don't want to look like them. I feel like shit thinking that way, but yeah.
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>>71264513
It's not important if you want to stay a faggot and pay for that shit

Be a man for once
>i don't like the taste can I just not get big please
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>>71264552
Please, tell us more about your hardships
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>>71264552
Don't worry about losing first. Calculate out what your ideal size is, then eat and work to that. You'll go through a period of loss (while making muscle) until you hit the caloric maintenance level, and then you're basically converting fat to muscle (it obviously isn't that simple), but this idea that you've got to lose everything before getting strong is foolish as fuck.
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>>71264500
>The human body is a finely tuned machine
If you study medicine you'll see that's not the case.
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>>71264667
yes, the human body is more like a finely tuned car crash that just miraculously comes out ahead

isn't it amazing how, on a cellular level, all the important functions are just a result of odds of certain molecules reacting in certain ways

it's all just statistics
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>>71264500
The human body is not this fragile glass machine, just look at all the fat fucks and how long their bodies manage to survive, do you think that was what their bodies were supposed to go through? Do you think girls should pump themselves full with estrogen so they can't get preggers? Do you think not doing any physical activity besides masturbating to loli porn is what your body was meant for?

It's everyone's own decision if he should or should not take gear, I can tell you this though: You don't need gear to be proud of your body once you actually start moving weights, pressing 60+ kg over your head will suffice for this feeling
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>>71264500
It's not enough. It's never enough.
We must always push our bundaries.
We are humans, we must become superhumans.
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>>71264560
It's up to you.
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>>71264656
Just another one of the excuse seekers, he doesn't want to change

It's also funny as heck when I think of this 6'3 fatty sitting in his chair, completely sedentary for the last 5 years probably and yet he thinks he has strength
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>>71264753
A good way to explain how we got here is that mario video showing a neural algorithm, basically Mario just fucks around for countless generations until he even gets to learn how to move, and many many more before he finally learns how to kinda move around the map, and just fucks around until a fuckton of generations later he actually gets to the end of the map

Humanity and other life are like that, a series of increasingly complex fuck ups selected by their abilities to be functional regardless of their actual arrangement.
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>>71264580
Eh, something about milk makes me feel wrong when drinking it. The taste, and the feeling my body goes through afterwards.

I said I wasn't lactose intolerant because I'm okay with other dairy products like yogurt and ice cream.

But with milk, I feel sick, I've vomited and whatnot.

I've never had this problem with almond milk
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>>71264656
I an doing the Lyle McDonald rapid fat loss thing and it says I should only lift light weights (12-15 reps)
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>>71264796
Hop in, we're going to leave humanity behind baby
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>>71264886
It may be bullshit, but it can be easier for some to just lose it all at once due to their lack of will.
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>>71262309
>>71262436

...aaand your body on test will gradually adapt to not needing to create it's own test... so when you stop... Robert Paulsen mode.
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>>71264919
You don't need milk, it's just easy and cheap and goat lifting food.

Yogurt is OK anyway, eat a kilo of that instead of like 2 litres of milk
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>>71264920
>only lift light weight
Shit's a waste of your time:
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html <--read this and check the sources
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>>71264933
How do I leave humanity behind when my diagnosis is "if you lift heavy you'll be in pain for the rest of your life because your body is literally unable to handle it" (literally what the doctor said, and I'm barely an adult/

I can and do exercise regularly but everytime I bench or run I can actually hear the "crack crack crack" from my shit giving away.

On the plus side, it makes for cool party tricks.
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>>71265037
Wow your doctor called you a pussy in your face?
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>>71264981
And if you're lucky, you're gonna young die in a sauna!
True 'murrican dream right there.
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>>71264981
Fucking idiots who think they're expert on some matter.

Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself >>71264933
Just do Cardio and eat at a heavy deficit and you'll lose that fat, it's better to start as a skelly, especially since you don't have a problem with eating

Eating btw is more important than any workout
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>>71265037
Don't listen to your doctor, listen to your body, if you're actually in pain from lifting then of course, dont do it, but there are a ton of exercises, bench is shit anyway unless you want a big chest

It gives you terrible mobility
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>>71246650
>It's a /tv/ turns into /fit/ episode
I'm out boys
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>>71265143
>Don't listen to your doctor

:^)
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>>71265143
>Don't listen to your doctor,
You're an idiot. You can fuck major shit up this way without knowing about it until it's too late.
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>>71265178
Unless you're actually sick what would you listen to him for? He probably is afraid of strength and masculinity anyway since he dedicated his life to fat losers with heart disease and disbetus
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>>71265143
>don't listen to your doctor listen to this tripfag nobody instead
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>>71265202
Shit DYELS say

I actually told him to listen to his fucking body you idiot, if he has real problems that aren't form related, he should not do those exercises.
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>>71246674
And with a few months on roids you can have just that.

How do you think Chris Evans got it in the first place?
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>>71265059
No, he said I have a genetic condition and that my joints are full of lesions. He said I can expect constant subluxations and pain as well as weakness.


>>71265143
I went to the doctor because I have constant pain, hypermobile joints, cracking, etc.
I am 19 and I limp.
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>>71265237
Wew, that appeal to authority, good goyem.

Post your bodies and we'll see how much weight your opinion on the matter beara
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>>71265074
>Eating btw is more important than any workout

Studies did find conclusively that a consistent diet supplying 20g of protein every 4 hrs (not more less freq, and not less more freq) did contribute more to *muscle growth* than hormones... but fat gain was not factored into the study.
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>>71265282
He worked hard and was dedicated in the gym lmao
>>71265284
Well, might as well kill yourself now because we don't need your seed polluting our genepool
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>>71264224
Don't be intimidated. Get motivated.
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>>71265291
>picking things up and putting them down grants me unlimited cosmic insight into the medical issues of other people I've never even seen
we get it you're really proud about your achievements but stop trying to kill this guy
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>>71265342
>Muh genepool
Don't worry, enough blacks to fill the NBA roster fucking your wife, sisters and daughters mean I don't have to lift a finger.
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>>71265255
>I actually told him to listen to his fucking body you idiot, if he has real problems that aren't form related, he should not do those exercises.
And there are definitely a lot of conditions where your body can't tell you you're over exerting UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE CAUSED PERMANENT DAMAGE. Most specifically problems with connective tissues and bones...then there's shit like rabdo which can fucking kill you if you overexert yourself.

If the doc tells you know, at the very least, you go ask another doctor. You don't go off and "listen to your body"
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>>71265228
>Unless you're actually sick what would you listen to him for? He probably is afraid of strength and masculinity anyway since he dedicated his life to fat losers with heart disease and disbetus

Agreed... doctors are medicine shills... they sell drugs to ease symptoms, and they do not have any reason (personal or professional) to ensure your long-term health. They have school loans and sports cars and divorces to pay off. Sick fat piece of shit clients with slow diseases are their meal ticket.
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>>71265301
[citation needed]
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>>71265342
Adversity makes the man, you're probably just a weak wristed /pol/ack.
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>>71265430
>implying that their best earning rates aren't just doing stupid checkups versus more intensive therapy.

Seriously, it's like you think they enjoy not making $700-800 an hour being able to just spend five minutes with like six people, instead of 1/80 of that having to spend two or three hours with one person.
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>>71265430
What did the doctor sell me aside from the idea I should stick to light exercise? He specifically there are no drugs or treatment that can fix it.
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>>71265513
He didn't sell you shit and that retard is just another conspiracy-behind-every-corner faggot. Seriously though, listen to your doc, but I'd also say you should get a referral to a specialist/find another doctor and get a second opinion on something that serious. Depending on how he did his dx, there might be a different read of the signs and symptoms that indicates something else.
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>>71265739
He's refered me to another specialist, but so far I see no reason not to try and heed his words.
Plus I've been doing slow but steady progress.
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Does Captain America have a shrivelled steroids dick?
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>>71264562
>you will never strike jojo poses with your gf
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>>71247690
t. gym rat autist
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>>71247499
The poor guy can't get drunk.
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>>71264552
no you're 80 lbs over NATTY limit, actually you're literally 100lb overweight

t. average weight 180lbs 22bmi 6'3
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