>when do you need it?
>5 minutes ago!
>ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS
10 minutes and 20 different scenes later:
>ITS GONNA BLOW IN 29 SECONDS
>earth is about to be destroyed or lots of people are about to die
>"what about us?"
>"at this rate, there won't be an us"
>>71244888
People do say this in the military, but I'm not sure if it comes from the movies or the movies got it from the military.
>>71244929
peptic ulcer
>He's behind me isn't he?
>*ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka*
>"I'M IN!"
>Is this guy giving you trouble?
>No... He was just leaving
>get hurt, fall down, whatever
>"IM OKAY XDDDD"
>"and what does this button do?"
>"DON'T TOUCH THAT BUT-"
>shoots cool laser to be seen again in the movie
>main character responds with KYS to another character
really?
>kid laughing under his breath in class
>teacher comes over
>Why don't you share what's so funny with the whole class anon?
>>71244888
Normal reactions from white people.
Black guy: DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM
>Do you see a red wire?
>CUT IT!!!!!!!!
Bomb expert was on the phone or radio with no visual of the bomb.
>>71245108
>guy cuts the wrong wire
>timer starts going down faster
>it doesn't just blow up
>reddit makes a new frog thread
>MC report it
Pretty good desu
>>71245159
>frog threads have been a part of /tv/ since at least 2005
>reddit comes to the site and tries to change it
lol stay mad that you can't collect upvotes here
