Just got back from watching the shallows and... Wow. Without a thought I can say that is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I would have walked out on it about 20 minutes in but was with my girlfriend. I told her it's the only movie I've ever seen in a theatre that I would legitimately complain for my money back.
Anyone else see this boring piece of dog shit?
>>71242975
Spoil it for me.
>>71243036
All male characters die.
Stronk womyn defeats the patriarchal shark and survives.
I didn't see the movie but that's what happens.
>>71242975
Why does she have a gun?
>>71242975
She's literally perfect, not even memeing
>>71243107
Because it's a flare gun? Like the kind people at sea have?
>>71243107
Finds a flare gun on a buey which is retarded.
>>71242975
shut up
Blake is perfect
>>71242975
I actually kind of enjoyed it.
Post spoilers already.
How does she kill the shark?
What's the final scene?
Was there ridiculous looking CGI?
Were there any good parts?
>>71243743
Baits it into chasing her, at the last second dodges out of the way and he rams face-first into a pile of rusted metal.
(See above)
CGI was pretty decent actually.
Seagull was MVP.
>>71243206
that don't look like no Oakland booty to me senpai
>>71243670
is there such a thing as a "oh no I'm stranded in a ______" film that isn't complete shit?
Open Water
Buried
Frozen
P2
ATM
>>71244571
Man she really fucked up cutting her goofy nose off, it actually gave her a unique look instead of a generic white bitch. She's still attractive but damn it's definitely a downgrade.
>>71244615
Tremors
>>71244615
127 hours wasn't bad.
>>71243093
What is Jaws 4?
>>71244615
Cast Away is great other than a hamfisted ending
>>71244648
This.
Also imagine if she had thicker ass with that goofy nose.
>>71244571
