Why are you here?
>>71233201
it's not night though
>>71233201
Cause I'm just a small guy ;__;
I don't have to leave for my buddy's week early 4th of July party for another hour.
because i have autism and cant make friends
I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO
>>71233247
I could be your friend
>>71233265
can you not fucking read? i can't make friends, i have autism
fuck
>>71233265
uh, you don't get to bring those
>>71233201
No friends to hang out with
No girl to fugg
It's sabbath
I like the memes for the most part.
you´re here too bane you fucking retard
i don't have any friends and i like reading funny memes
going to see Neon Demon with my girl tomorrow night, so tonight i'm staying home, eating chilly cheese fries, playing hearthstone, watching Seven Samurai and masterbating.
Living the dream lads.
>>71233303
And why would I want friends?
>>71233306
this bitch has the crazy eye
>>71233362
because im here for you
>>71233368
I'd REALLY appreciate it if you didn't talk that way about my mom, okay? Thanks. Very much.what's next for her career?
>>71233522
Get em on board. I'll call em in.
>>71233748Sitting on my faceI hope
>>71233243
You sound super enthused.
I have no friends. No gf. No family. No job. No education. No motivation. All I look forward to in life is Sunday when I order chinese or pizza and drink the whole liter while watching muh tv shows. I am physically incapable of being fun to others and enjoying their company. I just want to watch TV, eat, drink, and internet. I hate life.
>>71234147
>saving a thumbnail
>>71234228
/tv/: In a Nutshell
>>71233201
My friends haven't come up with a plan for the night yet, we probably will go to the club if everyone gets in the mood
recommend me a movie to pass the time until someone comes up with something
>>71234347
I'm hoping you mean strip club
>>71233201
Because I work Friday nights.
My friends hate me and avoid me like the plague ever since I started balding.
>>71234228
>I have no friends. No gf. No family. No job.
How the fuck do you live? Financially, I mean. Why would you look forward to Sunday if you don't work or study?
>>71234425
spending neetbux on chinese/pizza
most likely can only afford it once a week because no job
>>71234422
Turn gay and befriend women
>>71234228
there is literally zero reason for such a level of self deprecation unless you're physically or mentally disabled and I mean really, not in a "waaaah waaah i feel worthless way"
you could do everything you do now without being SUCH a piece of shit
>>71233201
i'm a big guy
it's mostly fat :/
>>71233201
Because ever since I got out of the military I can't get along with normal people so I sit here and talk about movies with people who get my humor while drinking alone in a dark room.
It's not as depressing as it sounds, I'm listening to some good music and laughing.
>>71233201
Im watching a marathon of movies with the famm. Comfy as a bug.
>>71234347
That just means they don't want to hang out with YOU
>>71233318
hey use an apostrophe next time not a reversed `
>>71234377
The strip club in my town sucks donkey balls, there's no pretty women there, we'll just probably piss away our money with some Bacardi and loud music in the normal club
also there are freshmen that come home from their first year at uni so there will also be drunk whores so we might try to hook up with some of them
>>71234508
This, except I can't drink anymore.
>>71234735
Why not?
>>71234593
no it's not that, we haven't posted anything on our whatsapp group, I think some of them are either bored as balls as I am, and others are at the Rodeo since two of my friends are participating in that shit, but I just wrote and the plan is "GET DRUNK AS FUCK LMAO" which I'm okay with really, I haven't gotten drunk in while
>>71233201
I have been working 8 hours a day all the fucking week, the only thing I want to do today is shitpost a little, watch some shitty flick and go to sleep.
Being a minimum wage slave is the worst, drains all the life out of you.
>>71234641
>>71233318
Can you guys clean your screens I'm seeing these thingies too
>>71233306
Observing the sabbath while using fucking electronics bubby your fucking up really bad ya cunt!
>>71234761
My liver is failing, army taught me how to drink.
>>71234661
>Bacardi
Do you know why it has a bat on the bottle?
>>71234924
Why bro?
>>71234924
"Because it leaves you blind" I know
it's my favorite rum tho because it does not give me a crippling hangover also it's cheap AF, 10 dollars on a normal store and 15-20 at the club
>>71234968
>>71234970
they use bat shit
>>71233201
crippling alcoholism
>>71234992
Really man fucking puerto ricans have been cucking me
I'm here every night
and every day
>>71234924
>>71234970
>>71234992
was thinking of picking up vodka for a party tomorrow night, as i'm not really a fan of rum but i've only ever drank spiced.
any recommendations on mixers if i go with bacardi?
>being a wageslave so a friday night is something special to you
i already cummed yesterday, i'm good for the week
>>71235031
coke mineral water and lemon juice
for the actual "Cuba campechana" (that's how I drink it) half of mineral water, half of coke and a dash of lemon juice and that's it, tastes awesome since the mineral water drowns both the strong flavor and the strong sweetness of the coke into a nice mix of both and the lemon gives it a good citric taste
for Cuba libre just mix bacardi with Coke but I personally don't like it since it tastes too sweet for me, I can only drink it that way if it's with diet coke.
this two are for White Rum, for spiced rum I drink it with 3/4 of mineral water and 1/4 of coke
>>71235091
Wow dude you only cum once a week?
>>71234857
I've been a NEET the past 12 months and am in a comfy heaven
>>71235031
orange juice
pineapple juice
citrus stuff
>>71235031
Don't. Bring a big bottle of Sailor Jerry and a 2-liter of Coke and another 2-liter of rootbeer. It's a spiced rum and chicks love rum. But if you do go with Bacardi I've mixed it with fruity stuff like juices or even Gatorade after I've been buzzed for awhile.
If you go with Vodka go with Absolut and bring a jug of orange juice and a jug of cranberry juice.
If you want to get some Whisky, Crown Royal is an excellent choice and chicks will drink that if you mix it with 7up or Ginger Ale, preferably ginger ale. No Coke!
Tequilla isn't bad either if you want to try it. Grab a bottle of Espolon, reposado (rested) (you can find it easy because it has a skeleton day of the dead theme on the bottle). Great to do shots and chase with orange soda.
No gin and no cognac/brandy.
>>71235115
>>71235159
thanks for the choices, might try the mineral water coke and lemon juice, sounds tasty
pineapple juice sounds good too. whatever is easier on the wallet
>>71233201
Mainly because I have no car. I hung out with the bros the past 2 days plus tomorrow I'm getting stoned as fuck with my sister in law watching Jurassic Park. It's nice having friends kek.
>>71235193
>>71235200
scratch that, just checked facebook and she canceled the party wew
it was a smaller-scale one anyway, one where i wouldn't be trying to hook up
but thanks for the thought-out response, i will copy/paste into a notepad for future reference
>>71235256
No problem, I've been drinking for a while across the world and those are my go to drinks and mixers.
>>71233201
It's Saturday morning and soon I have to go to work.
>>71235356
>shit tier time zone desu
>>71235356
hey buddy i think you're in the wrong time zone
>>71233201
son just moved to cambridge to start new job, wife fell asleep after humping against me with her bum, just woke up after 10 hr work day with the feel of someone humping against me with her bum
>>71237078
>lies on the internet
No money to go out.
>>71233201
Because 4chan is my life and it's my wife
>>71233201
Because I live an hour away from uni so i never had the chance to bond with bros in dorms. Come to think of it, I never socialize much outside of uni simply due to distance (getting ready + driving an hour in advance gets boring af)
