Imagine what it feels like to stick your dick in it.
>>71231081
>Not wanting it to stick its dick in you....
>>71231864
"Dinner first"
>>71231864
>Implying it hasn't evolved to the point of having a dickgina for maximum pleasure.
Just back. Felt like a fucking video game.
No heart, no characterisation of new characters and a shitty set up for sequel.
Also...did they make the science guys gay??
>>71231902
Well,one did get penetrated.
>>71231902
No, they just happened to hold hands and really enjoyed gay shit liking gardening and knitting sweaters.
Is this what a Destiny movie would feel like? Because, honestly, the only thing I care about is the porn for both.
>>71231081
This movie ruined my night.Lousy acting, no enthusiasm, "jokes" thrown in like there was a quota to fill every 4minutes, CGI was muck (the aliens in the cells especially), that stupid fucking orb and its special mission, the pointless romantic shit, the fact that there wasn't a scratch on anyone at the end
Oh, and they showed the Gickbusters trailer right before. I'd prefer a dog shit in my mouth than go see that tripe.
Fuck you hollywood.
>>71231081
>alien queen shield survives 4 cold fusion warheads yet breaks to a shitty laser after a few shots
YES I'M MAD, IT WAS FORCED DRAMA, DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ENERGY SHIELDS WORK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What is this?
>>71232362
Not to mention poor Bill Pullman being wasted
>>71232427
Did they CGI him for the "No you won't daughter, I'm gonna fly the bombs" scene cause it looked like they stuck his face on someone elses head for that.
guessing this is about the new Independence Day movie?
>>71232555
Yes.
>>71232412
Spoilers for the movie. Sexy voice though.
I assume this is for Independence Day 2?
SPOILER ME MOTHERFUCKERS
>>71232880Ayyliens return, turns out their planet eaters or whatever, waifuball is the leader of a resistance against them.
Humans win, Oldman dies, Old Science Men are gay, Asian and Nerd hook up, Chad and Stacey do too.
>>71232880
It's really really really shit
Don't waste your money.
>>71232947
Sounds stupid.
Thanks.
>>71232962
>spending money to see movies
kek
>>71232947
Don't forget -Sequel set-up for the intergalactic war and the human race has been chosen to lead the resistance against the bad aliens. "We take the fight to them."
I want to die after seeing that.
>>71231902
The only characters in the movie worth a damn were Pullman, Data and the African warlord guy. All the new young hip stars were shit. This was the worst movie I have seen all year. It was just so lifeless and dull. Had none of the magic the original had. I see why Will Smith skipped this shit.
cold and painful
>>71233015
Sounds like a lead into Ender's Game tbqh.
it goes from simple ay lmao invasion move to full on star trek/starship troopers style
10 more movies i'll bet
>>71231081
Literally "It was alright... Noting special": The Movie
>Will Smith helping to fuck up Hollywood even more by bitching about not enough forced "diversity"
>still seeing this piece of shit movie
>>71233052
>We will never get the Congo ground war movie.
>We will never see glorious African warlords fighting aliens in brutal rated R violence.
>We instead get a CGI-fest giant alien spaceship the size of the Paciffic Ocean that ends the same way the last one did.
>>71233569
THERE WERE SO MANY AWESOME STORIES THEY COULD HAVE FUCKIGN DONE IM SO ANGRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71231081
Yet another quality thread brought to you by Apple Incorporated™.
>this has NEVER been successfully refuted
>>71234087
Sorry.
>>71233174
Emmerich is trying to reboot Stargate as well as if milking a decade old action film wasn't enough. Hate this fucking poof and all of the shitty movies he makes.
>>71234168
Universal Soldier was good, though.
>>71231081
I want rule34 of the THICC queen, NOW
>>71233569
Seriously that 10 years ground war sounded like it would have been an awesome movie. Yet they picked this dull as fuck story for the sequel?!
>>71234322
Those THIGHS.
>>71234238
Universal Soldier is just a shittier version of TI2.
>>71234427
TI?
>>71234456
Whoops, that I isn't supposed to be there. I meant Terminator 2
>>71234456
He's talking about the TI-2 calculator, obviously.
>>71234427
Day of Reckoning is nothing like Terminator.
>>71234322
>orb sprouts a throbbing tech boner and proceeds to spacefuck the exposed queens corpse in front of the school bus full of kids in the desert
>>71234552
well, there goes a new generation of DeviantArt users.
But seriously, imagine if you discovered the Orb and put your dick in it. Would it scanning your dick be like feel like a blowjob?
>>71231902
Not to mention the whole movie was corny as fuck... i mean the first was a little corny, but this one took it to a whole new level of fucking ridiculous
>>71234608
>you truly are a remarkable species, s-senpai
>>71234775
I need ALL the porn. ALL of it.
>>71233052
yeah.... and it was so painfully obvious that the Chinese qt was nothing more then eye candy for that fat Chinese market... she added absolutely nothing else to this movie
>>71234856
>nut in probesphere
>it captures and stores my seed, gestation begins
>>71234930
Well, she is the last of her species.
>>71234966
And isn't even real because their species thought virtual reality was better.
Probably regrets that now with all the humans to fuck.
Just imagine this wrapping around your dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY
>>71234990
I'm sure some scientists in Asia could make her a "fully functional" body.
>>71234966
I can fix that
>>71234996
I'm aroused.
>>71235023
Get in line, buddy.
>>71231081
the fuck is this
>>71231081
>Chinese qt was nothing more then eye candy for that fat Chinese market
You're right about everything except the word Chinese.
There's a plenty big yellow fever market much closer to home and it's big in every sense of the word.
>>71235136
something to do with Independence Day 2
>>71235265
ah thanks
>>71235217
what
>>71232962
>Independence Day 2
>It's really really really shit
The name gave it away for anyone that saw mac-compatible UFOs in the original but yeah, thanks for spelling it out for the kids. It needed to be done.
>>71233052
>Had none of the magic the original had
That's a bad case of nostalgia anon, the original was pretty shit too.
>tfw I stayed up until midnight for the premiere but my mother killed herself and they found the body that night and I actually went to the trouble of buying another ticket two weeks later just to watch an astronomer hack a UFO.
>>71233569
>We will never get the Congo ground war movie.
>We will never see glorious African warlords fighting aliens in brutal rated R violence.
That could make a pretty awesome film except that they'd have to have the war be led by white guys because hollywood.
Done right though, it would be an amazing film, you could easily make it a four season show, showing warlords offering LRA style light resistance until they network and receive intel, arms and training from 1st world then digging in and taking back the continent one country at a time in a glorious display of African Unity.
Seriously, it could be an amazing show that deconstructs racial myths and present an inspiration (unrealistic of course but that's not the point) legend of what Africa could be.
It will never, ever happen.
>>71235306
Meant to link >>71234919
>painfully obvious that the Chinese qt was nothing more then eye candy for that fat Chinese market
She's eye candy for fat nerds, not chinese market. Maybe that too I guess but it's more likely to make them rage.
>>71236197
She's eye candy for the American and non-Asian markets so they won't focus on all of the Chinese bull shit in the movie.
>>71234552
That explains so much...
>>71234369
Hollywood has no sense of what people want. They think a sequel means a new spin on the first one....it's so stupid.
A smaller more intimite ground war movie could have been cool and lead into a 3rd and 4th movie.... but no.....
no.....
