Be meWatch Drive for the first timeGet obsessed over itImmediately go and buy the

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>Be me
>Watch Drive for the first time
>Get obsessed over it
>Immediately go and buy the blu-ray
>Watch it at least 4 times each day
>Decide to buy a scorpion jacket just like driver
>Act and speak like the Driver
>Every time I take a couple seconds before responding
>Respond with single words only
>Decide to take my mothers van to drive
>Buy appropriate gloves for full Driver experience, costed me $235 from amazon
>Alway play "Nightcall" while driving
> Find an empty parking area with only a truck parked there
> Old, fat truck driver comes out
>Truck driver:"Cool jacket buddy, wanna hop in my truck for a drink?"
>I take around 25 seconds to respond, just positively nod
>Go to his truck
>Forces me blow him one
>My mother calls, I had set my ringtone to "Nightcall"
>MFW I am in a lonely parking lot, blowing an old fat truck driver while "Nightcall" is playing