>captain america
Lame. They should've named it "Captain Americock" or "Captain Gaymerica"
What a missed oppurtunity.
>>71218072
No, merely a continuation of the gay undertones of Marvel movies.
the black panther costume is spot on
>>71219120
>implying BvS isn't gay as fuck
It's just macho gay
>>71219171
>macho gay
That's the_best_kind of gay.
>>71219120
DC movies are way more overtly homosexual. Its all huge hulking muscular men and testosterone. The real kind of gay.
Marvel movies get shipped because its cutesy and thats what fat girls think 'gay' is.
>>71219120
your move Marvel
>>71219120
>that tweet
These are the same retards that get offended when goofy fictional woman are "objectified". I know it isn't politically correct to say, but 2 pals being labeled gay buttbuddies when they're just great straight buds is what's really an attack.
>>71218072
who is this supposed to be?CIA?
>>71218134
>Captain Americock" or "Captain Gaymerica
Don't quit your day job f a m
>>71219391
Rumlow?
>>71219351
Is Bruce the boss of the gym?
>>71219391
either hawkguy or r63 scarjo i guesshe's handsome desu
>>71219391
With that hair and attempted beard, maybe Tony Stark?
>>71218072
Better satire of the genre than Watchmen.
>>71219120
Nu-Male
>>71219120
Does shipping mean like postage in this context?
>>71219276
Whatever you say, pal
>>71219431
I just came up with those off the top of my head. Give me a break. Besides, I don't see you coming up with anything better assbutt.
>>71219676
>Aamirposting
Poo?
anybody have the quicksilver extraction scene from the newset xmen movie?
i remember someone posted it but i lost the link
>>71219740
What's gay about a superhero using super strength?
Are you that insecure faggot?
![1155853696-LG_mirin_masamunemirin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EXzkwqi.jpg "1155853696-LG_mirin_masamunemirin[1].jpg")
>>71219740
damn son
>>71220205
Is there an X-Men porno out there? Quicksilver could bust a nut in Captain America's mouth and through the back of his skull.
>>71221058
Yeah actually, I think I saw a clip where Mystique "morphed" into Wolverine then fucked Iceman
>>71221058
>Quicksilver could bust a nut in Captain America's mouth and through the back of his skull.
Why would the cum come out at super speed too? If his bodily functions ran at super speed, he'd be eating lunch with his friends and immediately crap his pants.
>>71221058
I now pictured a scene where Quicksilver jerk off all the male X-Men and make they cum in slow motion while this plays
https://youtu.be/oh4tHpUflDA?t=28
>captain america: The Clitoral War
>>71221638
>Clitoral War
MCU Captain America's never been around a clitoris, anon. At this point, the OP has a greater chance of happening.
>>71221572
goddamn you.
>>71221667
>MCU Captain America's never been around a clitoris, anon.
>HayleyAtwelldroolingandtouchinghim.webm
>>71219391
Iron Cock.
>>71220365
You have to be a fat neckbeard or a skeleton to not be gay apparently.
>>71221490
He can do kegels at the speed of light
>>71219120
For someone to ship characters you need to care about those characters.
Nobody cares about any character in the DCEU.
