Your friend Bradley from Ohio invites you into a large room, saying he has something "special" planned for you.
You follow him and see this, after which Brad sits at the back and then grins douchebaggedly at you.
>"I told all these girls you had a 'good' movie recommendation. So go ahead, butthead. Show us something good."
What do you do?
Open fire
>>71204661
Something good but depressing as fuck, like Dancer in the Dark
master and commander
>>71204661
>pop in Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone
>Mute it
>play wizard people, dear reader
>get them all giggling and bubbly
>charm them
>kino them ;^)
>fuck all of them while Bradley cryjerks in the corner
>>71204661
sorry but no girls from ohio look this good
dunno, but I wouldn't be afraid to suggest an 'actual' good film because there is bound to be at least one qt who digs it.
It's odd, the emphsis on "GOOD" and then the insult butthead.
do guys that act like girls still use chadism expression like that from the 90's?
IS THIS A THING?
I wonder what its like to be in a room full of women where at least 25% of them aren't disgusting landwhales.
Is this what the worlds like outside of the U.S.?
why are half the girls wearing shoes inside the house?
>>71204661
Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told, the 6 hour documentary
If they're insistent on a feature-length film then 2015's er ist wieder da
If they don't like it they're confirmed for halfwit simpletons and should probably gas themselves.
>>71204714
They'd be so confused...
>>71204661
I tell them we're making the movie and then I cuck Brad for 9 hours.
>>71204661
Irreversible, I bet that would get the juices flowing
>>71204830
Holy fucking shit this is the Vancouver SkyTrain
>>71204661
Put in "The Notebook". Hand out tissues. Collect phone numbers. Did you enjoy that Bradley? Did you see what I did there? Fuck you man.
>>71204712
What did he mean by this?
>>71204661
Well Bradley and I both like 120 Days of Sodom and A Serbian Film.
>pop movie in and leave
>>71204932
yup
>>71205061
lmao
>tfw when I probably shared a car with a pedo
End Of Evangelion
>>71205061
>>71205116
dump more SkyTrain pics please
>>71205061
I wish I had that sword
>>71204679
First post best post. Also punch drunk love, so they know Im autistic
>>71205116
>>71205148
>turn 360 and walk back to my room
>Bradwick starts to laugh
>I comeback with a smug smirk with my meal wheelbarrow full of criterion collection DVDs
>Bradwick mad as fuck as the ladies start praising me of my awesome collection
>Put on "Summer with Monika" and watch as the room gets foggy from their collective moisture
>>71205214
>>71204830
top qts
>>71204764
Can confirm, used to live in Ohio, literally every cute girl moves to the coasts once they are done with schooling
>>71204830
>>71205214
what is this fetish called
Okay first of all Brad, I have a film recommendation, not a movie recommendation. There's a difference and you should have learned it by now. Secondly, I will not hesitate to turn the film off if any of you break my golden rules.
#1 no talking
#2 I sit in front so there's no blocking my view
#3 no loud snacks. I have a Sound Level Meter and I will use it if I suspect anything breaches 35dB, I will pause the film and measure. Don't test me
Lastly, and most importantly, I only have 10 spare notepads left so you will have to share. a minimum of 25 notes and critiques about the film is required.
Oh and we're watching Fight Club, the undisputed greatest film of all time ever.
>>71205495
creepshots
>>71204661
Pop in The Turin Horse and start filtering out the plebs
>>71205528
nah man this is like the softcore side of creepshots
Finding Neverland
>>71204661
pop in Poolhall Junkies
Call the fag a hyena
it's pretty obvious that guy is gay famalam.
I brought Satantango.
>>71204661
>pass the weed around
>start playing pic related
>>71204744
I fuckin love Wizard People, I think it's one of the greatest things that exists, but normies don't appreciate that shit, they'd prefer you turned on the original audio
>make a recommendation
>one girl pipe's up and says "nah I don't really want to watch that."
>"what do you wanna watch then?"
>"i dunno"
>repeat forever
this is what would happen in reality
>>71204661
Put on West Side Story. Girls love that shit.
Or maybe go full edgy (to them) and play City of God.
Put on the fountain and tell the cunts piss off or cry with me
Oldboy
Salo.
>>71205829
>make a recommendation
>one girl pipe's up and says "nah I don't really want to watch that."
>slaps her
>watches recommendation
>>71204679
>I have a copy of Finding Dory full HD
Dory wont be the only one swimming in a ocean if you get my meaning
>>71204661
Casablanca
>>71204679
>>71204661
Mean Girls
>>71205495
Heterosexuality
Begin Again. Girls love the movie. Good soundtrack. Not bad for a "chick flick". Keira Knightley is more attractive than usual. Mark Ruffalo doesn't suck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwLuDO_Cxfc
Put on Eyes Wide Shut
nymphomaniac. they'll get it.
>>71204661
HIDDEN FORTRESS
>>71204661
either a horro movie so theyd all freak and and want to cuddle or a sappy romcom like titanic (so id have some action to watch) or the notebook becauseits a guilty pleasure{spoiler]
Love and other drugs, you're guaranteed to bang at LEAST one of those chicks
>initial d: the movie
>make car noises the entire film
>everyone gets the shits and leaves
>change the locks on my front door because fucking bradley letting a bunch of people in
>>71204661
I saw this and heard the Price is Right theme music
>>71204661
The greatest story never told
>>71205061
is sword play big in Canada?
Saw some 30 y/o nerds in a park when i visited
A Serbian Film ;)
>>71205752
What's great about this is that you can talk over it
>>71204661
Human Centipede.
a girl who walks home alone at night
Wild Wild West, everyone loves cowboys and no one can resist will smith getting jiggy with it.
>>71204661
A Disney flick, any one of them. Bitches love Disney.
>>71205501
>not pointing out emergency exits
>not creating a playlist of fun trailers to play prior to the film
Aside from those two blunders, I like your style.
However 35dB seems a bit much, just use the honor system and tell them to self-check their noises and if not pause the film and divide everyone into partnerships so they may check eachother.
>>71204661
Brad my man, I got these girls fo sho'!
Laaaaaadies! Tonight's main attraction is a little movie I like called Andrei Rublev~
>>71204661
Poor little white guy 2.
>>71204661
Ebony & Ivory
>>71204661
>Say Alright let me put on MY favorite movie
>put in the notebook
>sniffle and go "this is my favorite part"
>get 20 enthusiastic but toothy BJs
>at least they tried
something from my BLACKED collection.
>>71204661
say we're watching the lord of the rings trilogy extended edition in its entirety.
last one to stay awake is the one i fuck.
>>71204764
>>71205302
These girls aren't even that cute. At OSU they'd be about average. 11 million people live in Ohio, and theyre not all ogres and hambeasts.
my safe option
>whip this out
>get mad feels (you know what I'm sayin') during the showing
>get mad s3x0rs after the showing
>>71204661
i don't know why but The Thin Red Line came to my head
>>71204962
kek
I want to recommend Fellowship of the Ring but I don't think I could suffer being in a room with that many people for 3 hours
>>71204661
>>71204830
because america
>>71204661
I'd put on 50 Shades of Grey and sit in the middle
>>71204679
God bless the second amendment.
>>71204661
Nymphomaniac Vol I + II uncut
>>71204661
Why is Brad melting into the wall?
Conjuring
>>71204661
Suspiria
It's great but it's also hard to claim an old campy horror movie is pretentious
It's also fun as fuck
Back to the Future, literally cannot fail in entertaining any generation.
>>71204661
Brad NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71204679
only thing that could have made this better would have been dubs
>>71204661
Braindead
>Hey, it's an early Peter Jackson. Y'all loved LotR, right? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright?
>>71211751
/thread
anything from blacked.com
>>71213652
>mention of Braindead
>mention of MEW
>mention of Blacked.com
Here's your sign.
>>71204679
Damn proud of you, son.
>>71205791
Wizard People is literally turbo normie.
>>71204661
Life is Beautiful
>>71204679
Movie? I only watch Kino.
>>71204661
I was fucking convinced I saw this thread and the same first reply on /lit/ earlier until I realized you can't read a book in a large group very well
I don't know anyone from Ohio. I'd put on the Anti-christ, tell them the ending is 10/10, leave the room and never see any of them again
>>71204661
Irreversible -now that's a romantic comedy
August underground mordum
Mom & dad
Martyrs
Haute tension
Malena
>>71204661
>>71204679
samefag
this fucking place is full of kids
Inside 2007- best for women girls
Turistas 2006 -light summer flick
>>71215067
>not the cute dumbo girl, that giantess in the first row or the black boots girl on the left that looks like she fell out of some soap opera about horse riding
you fucking faggot
>>71205501
>Oh and we're watching Fight Club, the undisputed greatest film of all time ever.
lost
>mfw
>>71206256
>Meanwhile in reality
the answer is always Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
girls LOVE that shit
I'd put on Step Up, Mean Girls, or Aladdin.
>>71210947
yes they are
>>71204661
put on the lion king or some bdsm porn
American Beauty.
>>71215078
>always a buttblasted reddicuck calling samefag
Why don't you kill yourself you piece of shit scum
dirty dancing
HOW DO YOU DO THAT SPOILER THING (SPOILER)
>>71211027
>not Blinkende Lygter
One job Anon, one job
>>71210947
You don't have to lie to us anon, just move out of Ohio, you'll feel better immediately
Martyrs
>>71215154
This, Into the Wild, or Little Miss Sunshine. My personal choice would be HER
>>71204661
Blue Velvet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gowRtivfQdQ
>>71204661
Poor Little White Guy 3
>>71204661
Thanks Brad!
*puts on 300*
