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Get in here! It's robot fighting time!
>girls can be more powerful than boys
dropped
>>71198223
She might lose you know.
Best Battlebot of all time?
My vote is for Biohazard.
Bronco all the way. Is Nightmare in again this season? When will they start using the other weight classes?
>GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
dropped
What are the rule changes?
W I T C H D O C T O R B O Y S
>drone Battlebot
How can it lose?
>It's a flipper bots always win episode....
Drone fights?
So they they crash into each other and both break?
>it's a bronco episode
Drones are memes
>>71198359
It's this year's minibots
why doesnt 4chan enter a robot? surely /g/ and /diy/ can come up with something
>>71198359
Better than the worthless flamethrowers
>>71198385
autismbot
>>71198385
Tumblr has a bot, why cant 4chans
>flamethrowing hammer
For what purpose? The flamethrowers did nothing last year.
>thinking a hammer bot can do anything
Bronco's gonna eat this chump for dinner.
I hope those cat ear wearing faggots lose again this year
>>71198416
To set oneself on fire
>>71198416
It's going to look sweet flipping to its death
>>71198406
It would have so many moving parts, flamethrowers, blades, pistons, flippers. Itd look more like Howls Castle than a battlebot. Itd just break itself as soon as the match started
>>71198416
A flamethrower is only useful if it's on the tip of a spike. There was one bot that had that set up last season but it got rolled because it was a piercing bot that wasn't built in Razor's image.
>double entrants
>still 10 minute intros
Why bother with more contestants if you aren't filling time? Are there just more episodes now?
>fire doesn't even work
LEL
>hammer head flys off
>hammer reduced to a stick
LOL
>>71198501
Maybe they'll go faster. They didn't do the pointless "stats" at least
>blacksmith wins based on points
>>71198531
It sure flew good
>flipping the decapitated hammer
S H O W B O A T
Pretty impressive for a hammerbot. Still just a hammerbot though....
>Broncowinslol
Fuck this sport
>>71198501
I think they did get more shows for this season. I hope they add the other weight classes next year.
>>71198385
Make a flipper. Saws always break and hammers have low crit
how are you guys watching this
is there a stream
>drone minibot
Just ban minibots already, they prevent elimination wins.
>>71198616
What about a flipper with Tombstone's weapon on the back?
>>71198648
On my TV. It's not even cable
>>71198648
anon there is this thing called "television"
Someone post the Plan X webm
Flippers and spinners are king. I don't know why people build anything else
GO HOME BOTTER GIRL!
>team from upside down land
>not a flipper
???
>qt Aussie
>>71198648
>on /tv/
>Doesn't have tv
Gotta love how tombstone lost the final last season because he got greedy with the last hit on bronco in the semi.
>>71198700
Clamps can be good
'MERICA
>>71198700
>that tail
This looks like a shittier Nightmare.
>make America great again
I WANT TO BREED DEATHROLL GIRL
>captain murrica
>vs straya
U S A
S A U
A U S
>west cost
>have to wait 3 more hours to watch
>>71198815
She is cute. Really cute. But I can't cheer against America the bot.
literally a captain america bot
>>71198845
>coasties
Go surfing or start a forest fire or something
Oiled up with the finest of hamburgers
>>71198845
>not having dish so you get everything 3 hours early
>Crocodiles
>Child eaten by alligator recently
Too soon
AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
D I S M E M B E R E D
well, so much for straya
poor grill
LGTSS
>Women "Engineers"
I bet Deathroll gets a wildcard spot
USA USA USA USA USA
>women in charge of making robots
USA USA USA USA USA
>>71198181
Stupid wedge bots ruined the battles.
That spinner was too high to even hit USAbot
The tail chipped the glass.
Why didn't they move?! They just sat there! Fucking Australians.
>MERICUH
Isn't Robot Wars coming back too?
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>ISIS unironically wants to fight people who make killer robots in their spare time
>>71199089
>Implying the will of Allah can be overcome
>>71199128
ISIS fighters literally don't aim their guns because they believe Allah will guide the bullets to their target.
>beta
lmao
>the britfag is a beta
lel
beta confirmed for /r9k/?
>another hammerbot
>names it beta
>beta
It's going to hurt itself just watch
>hammer
>unique
wut
>bee-ta
eat shit
>>71198771
>actually watching shit on a legit TV
Is this 2002?
SPAGHETTIBOT
oh boy
>beta
BWAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A FUCKING BETA
LMAO
IT FELL OFF
>betafags drop their bot
BETA ALREADY SPEWING SPAGHETTI
MEME MAGIC!!!
IT FELL OFF THE FUCKING DOLLY
>Beta already tripping over itself and spilling spaghetti
A FUCKING LEAF
>it fell of the trolley
>still no "the box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fighting time"
>SO BETA IT CAN'T EVEN ROLL UP THE RAMP
>Canada vs Britain
lel
spaghetti vs canada
That's a big hammer
Reminder that they let a bot win last year that broke the rules with use of an entangling device.
>>71199311
4 u
>>71199333
that "present" was hilarious tho
guys I just started watching, did I miss anything yet?
>>71199333
They had a rematch you memer.
>no Americans
>no knockout
Should I be surprised?
>still no saws
>those immediate flip recoveries
could /r9k/bot win against bronco?
whats the point in having a hammer when you cant even hit anything with it
>>71199394
canada confirmed omega after losing to beta
>>71199394
You missed beta man dropping his bot on the fucking ground
>no ziggo
>>71199394
Some beta fell off the ramp
>>71199447
This desu
>>71199441
>>71199443
>>71199454
was there a fight before this hammer one?
Beta and Lucky ended up even.
>>71199394
Broncowinslol
Beta broke a piece off of Lucky and landed several solid hits. Not only that, it immediately righted itself after every flip. Lucky couldn't even use its weapon for the majority of the match.
>>71199436
No
This shit maplenigger's bronco lite got under that thing, bronco would toss it like salad for 3 minutes
>>71199406
This.
>>71199472
Straylan bird got torn up by captain america, and before that BASED BRONCO fliped some fag onto a rail
>>71199472
Some hot Aussie got beat by Captain America. And some pathetic not got beat by the one and only Bronco.
Canadians once again prove to be shit at everything
>>71199436
Bronco has a way more powerful launch. Beta might end up getting it's hammer broken off like the other guy.
>>71199436
No, this flipper doesn't super flip like Bronco. Bronco will throw him in the air and break the hammer when it lands.
>>71199436
Bronco flips way higher. Just falling back down will wreck beta
>>71199333
Um... Complete Control lost that match.
Has there ever been a robot who beats the ones that are just a lawnmower blade on wheels? Those always fucking dominate.
hey its mythbusters guy
I didnt watch the first match
Bronco is the successor to Toro right?
Toro was fucking amazing
>Jessica Chobot
Didnt she lick a PSP?
>>71199548
wedge bots with thick metal do well against spinners, they end up destroying themselves
>>71199558
Why didn't they build a bot for this?
>chobot still judging
stud judges
>jessica "epic for the win" chobot
I cant wait for Beta to get demolished.
is the ladybug vore bot here??
BETA RISING NOW
NORMIED BTFO
REEEEEEEEEE
Beta Wins!
>>71199590
those dicks aren't going to suck themselves
>>71199581
Didn't the asian guy from the show make a low fun spinning dome
BRITAIN WINS
BREXIT FUCKING CONFIRMED
>tips top hat
>>71199569
>>71199599
>>71199616
>>71199590
for old times sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>>71199581
They did for the first run of battlebots on CC
They had to ask them to retire and give them co-champ because they were so great they just destroyed everything
>vertical spinners
Do they ever work?
I dont remember the circus bot
Are they showing the battles they skipped over last season?
>>71199620
No bot was Deadblow which was a hammer bot. Jamie built the infamous spinner bot.
>Icewave
WHERE'S CHUCK
BASED CHUCK PITZER
>>71199666
They're skipping ones from this year and just showing highlights, satan
>>71199666
There are like 16 more competitors this season, Satan.
>>71199666
no just battles they skipping this season
BR?
>>71199671
>>71199653
What was Jamie's bot called again?
>BLACK BULL
You guys ready for drones bots?
>>71199710
Blendo I think.
>>71199664
that voodoo one did pretty good last season, even though it got unlucky with bronco
>>71199710
Blendo
WHERE IS WITCHDOCTOR
THE GREATEST MEMEBOT
>>71199710
blendo
>>71199694
>>71199691
>>71199690
Oh alright, I knew I recognized a lot of the bots
I started watching late
Did they ban the stupid mini bots, or did nobody decide to do them?
>>71199763
There was an entry that was just 5 minibots
They got destroyed by Son of Whyachi in the Gears Awaken special
>>71199763
theres going to be some flamethrowing quadcopters later
Why they decided to do such a stupid idea I have no idea
>>71199763
I haven't looked at the rules but Witch Doctor is back and it was 2 bots last year so idk
>>71199763
They were in a special battlebots episode a month ago because they're almost always shit.
That said there appears to be a flying fuck somewhere
BRAZIL
EL TORO HA LLEGADO
>bot from Brazil
Is it going to give the opponents Zika?
HUE
U
E
>BRs making a robot
>instead of playing F2P games
huehuehue
>99 weapon rating
Oh
My
God
Oh look, its a Diablo clone
BRAZIL
>>71199865
WOOOWEEE
>Zika monkey makes a robot
brazil vs britain
uk about to get btfo by brazil
>pincher bot
Why?
Get ready to prep the bull
>about to be waxed
I fucking love this shit
I want to fuck that minotaur
Has Battlebots always been this international? Are other countries watching?
>>71199891
First brexit fails, now this
>>71199920
canada here
who /tazbot/ here?
>nobody made the pun "shits about to get rio"
IBAKA TO MAGIC
[shouting commands in spanish]
>Missed the wheel on the pinch
Git Gud Britan
BTFO
>huehues running away and tripping over enemy bitz but winning anyway
Did Brazil just win?
Hue hue hue hue hue
>tires don't work
That's not what "decapitated" means yoU FUCKING RETARD ANNOUNCER
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
Christ that bot is scary.
I got distracted
Did Tombstone win?
>>71199971
>Brazil
>Spanish
HOLY SHITHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHE
>>71200001
It did crush the front of the other bot.
>>71200022
they just showed a highlight of it destroying some shitty bot that was literally just a snow shovel
Good. Get that crappy Razer wannabe out of here.
>>71200001
It destroyed the most important part so it makes sense metaphorically
Sweet, we still have another hour of this.
>>71200081
Sweet, we still have another hour of this.
Sweet, we still have another hour of this.
>UK shit exits in peices
Just like BRExit
>>71200081
One hour like last season wasnt enough time
Im real excited because this was thought out, the first season was half baked from the beginning
>Alec Baldwin hosting the new Match Game
What would you guys say is the most devastating bot of all time?
how much longer do we have of this?
>>71200121
Well it goes back to one hour next week. this is only for the premiere
>>71200132
The Master desu fampei
>>71200132
Tentoumushi
Inb4 women lose again
>>71200132
Ziggo
Armored lighweight spin bot, perfectly balanced and has ridges along the dome for maximum damage
>We put a camera in this
>It will drive itself
Gee, one fucking hit and the cam is dead. Nice meme.
>she bot
>3 fucking feet high with a narrow base
>female champ
>weaponized autonomous robot
What the fuck? The robots are going to kill us all.
>I heard Disco Inferno
>not the same guy
I'm sad
STOP WITH THE HAMMERS
>>71200132
muh nigga Ziggo
aren't autobots illegal
>>71200132
Hypnodisk during its time
>>71200156
Jesus christ, that sucks
What else does ABC have?
But at least they didnt cancel it
>>71200189
Still more effective than a woman operator, right?
>Literally stealing based Chuck's sensor idea
wew
>>71200188
Didn't it win the lightweight division 3 straight seasons?
>>71200132
The one that got banned this season for having a spinner that would go straight through the ballistic glass.
was the brazil bot the 2nd match ?
>>71200232
no autobots just roll out
>le hammer girl
>>71200232
Chomp 2.0 is a diversity hire.
>>71200232
No megatron, they're legit
>>71200249
Yessir
>>71200132
Scrapdaddy
That Minotaur fight was the most rigged shit I've seen on this show. With how hard they're pushing it it's obvious they want it to be the new Tombstone, so they put it up against a useless meme.
Speaking of memes, they put this stupid disco bot up so Chomp could get a pity win this year.
>>71200132
Tentomushi
>>71200250
lolwut
Burn baby burn. Disco Inferno.
>flamethrowers
autobot vs discotron
It keeps getting flipped
>women in charge of robots
is there ANY point to using fire at all?
>arena grinders still stall rather than pose a real threat
both bots are garbage.
I want chomp to go on and get ripped apart by a real bot
>>71200334
The normie judges love it
>Disco Inferno
>doesn't use fire
>Chomp
>uses fire
Who /sp/ here?
if chomp wins this shits rigged
>>71200300
Underrated
that hammer was weak as fuck, it lookd like chomp weighs 10 pounds
>>71200395
>dead thread is dead
Chomp is so fucking shit. Beta uprising showed how a hammerbot should at least look and function. Give up.
Also I hoped this would be fixed this season but it isn't; stop fucking taking the camera focus off the bots and putting it on the mandrama commentators.
>GHOSTBUSTERS
>>71200334
People claim it overheats electronics
But I dont believe it
>>71200400
>>71200411
Hivedubs have been checked
>Grrlbusters ad
JUST
>New "Ghostbusters"
>An upgrade
I can't wait for that movie to bomb so incredibly hard.
inb4 equality vote
could tell chomp was piloted by a chick
spent most of the time on its back
I DON'T KNOW IF IT WUZ A RACE THANG
>makes a robot that tips over when something runs into it
>will still win because mug vagina
>>71200457
Even the best driver in the world couldnt keep that piece of shit from flipping over
>>71200395
Here famalam, our thread is dead because all the normies are watching NBA draft
>>71200457
Top kek
>>71200290
>razer knockoff
>meme
Was it that much worse?
Literally voting leave because of fembusters
>>71200467
>>71200456
It'd be an upgrade if it were 4 Asian girls as the Ghostbusters.
>>71200441
It can also melt wheels. Bots are always too quick to be affected by long term heat damage so its largely ineffective
If you can get one pinned, thatd be the best time. Pin and pincer bots with flamethrowers would be the only way theyd work
>>71200434
>>71200491
Shouldn't it be on /asp/ anyway?
>Ghostbusters shilling
> A month before release
>Little girl pilots routinely getting BTFO
>Chomp BTFO again
I need everyone who isn't an autistic space engineer to get knocked out before the later rounds so they don't spend a hundred years on their stupid backstories again this year
>>71200491
>tfw Cabs fan and we have zero picks so I don't have to watch and can watch this instead
Everytime I hear Disco Inferno, I think of the scene from Hobo with a Shotgun.
Inb4 a giant nut winning driver who obviously won the fight loses to Chomp in a pity vote
RRIGGGGGGGGGGGED
MUH VAGINA
BULLSHIT
AINT THIS SOME SHIT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>muh woman driver
>quick everyone chant for Chomp so it looks like everyone is behind her!
>Disco Inferno really controlled the entire fight and got a ton of damage on, but will the judges reward it?
>Chomp wins despite doing fucking nothing and getting flipped repeatedly
FUCKING RIGGED
>Chomp
JUDGE VIDYASLUT VOTES WOMAN
Fucking rigged.
>Unbiased judging
They both sucked desu
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Chompwinslol
FUG
>Literally crying
Bull fucking shit. Literally muh vagina.
FUCKING RIGGED
RIGGGED
chomp winning just means we will see it get completely btfo by a bot that can actually do damage
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WOMEN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
IT WAS FLIPPED SO MUCH, WHAT IS THIS SPEECH IM GODDAMN MAD SON OF A BITCH
I'm happy. Now we get to see it destroyed by a real bot next time.
>muh vagina
>>71200544
>he thinks that competitions on TV aren't manipulated as fuck
>>71200541
Some movies even advertise 2 months ahead. Crazy, I know
The best part of this?
Chomp is going to get ripped to fucking shreds when it fights a real bot
Disco gets a wildcard for being a good sport to obvious rigging
>>71200648
It could get disintegrated and they'd still give it the win because muh women.
Chomp TOMBSTONED when?
It won't be able to fight memebots forever.
>>71200648
>>71200656
>>71200672
Literally the only acceptable result. Here's hoping.
Seems like there's way more battles than last season so that is pretty good to see.
>>71200668
Not on the level of this shilling.
>>71200689
Good outfits always get wildcard
that post hole digger lol
>>71200701
She will be crying a lot harder
Noce bot you have there ultraviolet team. Just one question.
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE
>>71200714
desperation
>>71200698
>not hoping she gets HUED
>>71200648
the fire was so you could not tell if it was a sure hit or not
At least now there's a bot that everyone seems to universally hate. It's going to be great when Chomp inevitably gets rekt.
>>71200711
I think they said there's twice as many bots this year.
Tombstone= /sp/
Bronco= /tv/
Chomp= /mu/
WitchDoctor= /d/
>>71200714
It's almost like several large companies are trying to ram it down our throats as a way of life and not just a movie
>>71200711
Well the tourny went up to 32 teams this year. Plus I guess they got a bigger budget/re-tolled the show to fit more in.
>>71200730
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIL BITCH, IM GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDS
*Unsheathed katana
>rolling up his pant legs
>not wearing selvedge
Good job faggot
>Virginia Tech
...Cho?
I miss those old MS WordArt signs they used in the first CC season
I like the Cylon light on Ultraviolet.
>>71200778
Minotaur=/int/
>From Virginia Tech and here to make a wreck!
>>71200778
Minotaur = /pol/
>>71200778
Beta = /r9k/
New Thread?
>mfw fighting a tard bot
Go go kapuara bot
the fuck is this autistic spaz bot
>Ultraviolent
this is the biggest fucking meme bot, what's the point? to be a shitty flipper?
Did they even practice driving it before they placed it in the ring?
>Bot's only attack is having a seizure like a floundering fish.
This is fucking hilarious.
Lel, I guess this is what it takes to find out that glowing wheels and black paint don't help in a fight.
THIS FUCKING GORE!
That blue one freaks me out, it moves like an insect
HE GUTTED IT
Ultraviolet...wow. That ended quick
THROW THE DAMN TOWEL
What the actual fuck was that bot doing?
He fucking flipped himself immediately
ULTRAVIOLENT USES SPLASH
>This match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3SFCm_Afo
>>71200875
Truly the Magikarp of Battlebots
lol
It was cute that UV managed one dodge
And then gets gutted
>I'm sure putting neon in are wheels has some sort of usefulness
They deserved to get gutted by that other bot.
>that whole fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
Complete control is so fucking stupid
Oh great, it's this fucking nu-male.
i don't think those are prescription glasses
complete control looks like he should be shilling the kickstarter for his indie retro zombie survival game
MEME CONTROL TIME
/b/ - complete control
PIÑATA should've entered, truly the greatest battlebot of all time
Another memebot?
>It's a "fire bot does no damage" episode
>Fire
>Looks like a nu-male
this is the ultimate meme bot
You know if he didn't have the beard and glasses, he wouldn't annoy me as much. But all together it's just the perfect cuck package.
Hipster faggot vs. Switzerland
>>71201135
His parents wouldn't let him do the videogames program at school
P R E S E N T S
>yfw he has a net packed in that gift box
I have no idea who's design is more fucking stupid
>Heel
Another fucking meme piece attached to Complete Control.
>A fucking block of wood
>>71201216
ur mum
>this fucking team
Holy shit that edgelord
that laugh
>>71201216
Same. This is doubly stupid
>drone
for what purpose?
>mini-hindenburg
Christ this is gonna be stupid.
jesus christ what a memefest
>>71201274
To be dumb.
new thread fucking where
complete control is such a fucking meme LEL
>DRONE GETS ITSELF STUCK
THE MEMES HAVE CRASHED
>>71201299
For once that is a perfectly accurate description.
Ultraviolet would booty blast both these bots.
why didnt the quadcopter just light the plant on fire?
REKT
>LITERAL suplexes
It's Lit
>good fire
BURN IT
Fire worked?
That's the only time I've seen fire be effective.
>>71201346
>LITeral suplex
What was in the box?
>a flamethrowee actually worked
MEME
MAGIC
>>71201373
Same.
Best fight so far
Fuck yes
As much as the guy was a fagboat, complete control worked pretty well
Literally the first time I've ever seen fire work, and that's just because it was going against a meme
What happens if it goes up against a spinner or giant bot?
GAYBOY LOVE MMMMMMMM
>fire thats actually effective
what the fuck
>>71201387
they said it was empty, just psychological
>>71201387
A slightly smaller box.
someone post demon hank hill
>>71201394
And it took thirty seconds of sustained contact to do any damage. Lesson here is that fire is useless on a moving opponent. Get them trapped, though, and it's beautiful.
>>71201403
This, they took half of their allocated weight and made a fucking drone that couldnt fly
A real bot wont fit in those jaws
So how long before air vehicles are outlawed again for being fucking dead weight?
>drones
>defeat themselves every time
>>71201451
Never, they will just stop being utilized. You wont even need a rule
>>71201451
why outlaw them if they are shit? at the very least they are funny to watch which is all that matters to the producers
My eleven year old brother is jizzing himself over this show.
>>71201443
Yep. The reason fire never usually works is because it's never on the opponent long enough to do any significant heating. Obviously holding the guy over a torch solves the problem.
>>71201451
>>71201454
Seriously, they're so fucking useless. I get the concept, but the execution has always been atrocious.
>I DO PLANTS
>>71201498
To be fair, I loved the fuck out of the original battlebots in my earlyteens
>>71201498
At least it's not my little pony
>>71201498
Sounds like me during the first run
I think I still have the McDonald's tots too
>soy milk is a meme now
The people that organize Battlebots should just say drones are allowed and then disqualify anyone that tries to enter with drones. It would be funny.
>>71201499
also it was an actual propane torch rather than a flashy fireball thing
PHIL FISH WINS
>>71201566
this but drones and minibots
>>71201588
suck my flamethrower choke on it
>>71201581
I suppose butane would also work. Like a giant cigar torch lighter.
>No blimp bots fagging around with a flamethrower
Why live
>>71201581
Yeah that too. It's hard to believe people think a big fireball is actually going to do anything, but somehow they think it.
>that bucktooth recap
Wait, what?
maple nigress BTFO
>>71201656
That might actually solve the major issue. Drones are too fast and thus hard to control in a tight arena. A slow floating blimp would be perfect.
If a bot gets flipped into destroying their own drone I think I'll cum instantly
Stinger is the GOAT bot
also
WHY THE FUCK HASNT NIGHTMARE ADDED A SELF RIGHT MECHANISM
>>71201656
I'd be down with this if it was shaped like a huge manatee.
Bring on the memebots
Continuous use weapons should be banned.
>nightmare loses again
its like they never learn
>>71201712
Holy shit that would be amazing.
>Nightmare still trying to be relevant.
>chrome fly kills itself against a robot with a broken weapon
>somehow wins?
>>71201712
Goddamn that'd be beautiful. Especially if it's one of those retarded ones that has 2 sidekicks.
>>71201686
>>71201656
That would require a large balloon / gas chamber to keep it up, too big to have it fit in the starting area.
If a small blimp thing were to be made it would have enough lift to mount anything useful on it.
>>71201712
HNNG
>>71201721
Live by the giant vertical saw, die by the giant vertical saw
REPORTING FOR DUTY
>>71201669
Bucktooth girl never got the weapon working so it was never a fully working bot whereas chrome fly was a workin bit that took damage.
>>71201721
WHY THE FUCK HASNT NIGHTMARE ADDED A SELF RIGHTING MECHANISM FFS
>>71201770
>would
wouldn't*
>Nightmare BTFO
feels bad man, even if he hasn't been relevant in a decade
>>71201770
Look up SPS2 from the 90's. it was fucking awful.
>>71201588
>SUCK ON MY DICK. CHOKE ON IT
-Derek Young
Also, when did he become such a hipster faggot?
>>71201770
It just needs to fireblast the opponent once, then it can just float up to the ceiling and camp it out
would a metal cage on a drone violate the rules? Anything that could essentially cover the other weapon would be useful.
>>71201807
>WHY THE FUCK HASNT NIGHTMARE ADDED A SELF RIGHTING MECHANISM FFS
He did. The wheels were supposed to be able to change plane. Looks like it got damaged.
>>71201824
He has literally had the same problem with his bot for over a decade. Its stupid, he is a shoe in to the show because people recognize him. He doesnt deserve to be on the show.
>>71201860
>fireblast the opponent once
And that won't do anything. The judges might let it win just in points but it would be super gay.
kamakazi exploding blimp when?
>>71201880
Yes, no entrapment
>>71201880
it would never be able to fly with a metal cage around it
>>71201917
But you would win
>my autism is augmented
What the fuck is that thing.
>>71201956
But it would be gay.
It's a robot from Hugh Jackson's movie
points for creativity i guess
It's going to break in like 10 seconds just wait
I'M SORRY, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT
>>71201968
Pacific Rim
>complexity bot
Doomed
This motherfucker is going to lose in a nanosecond
METAL GEAR?
One of those cords gets cut and it's all over for Overlord.
>it has all the same anatomy
I don't see any robot dick
We're a few steps away from Real Steel
>copy human body
>acting like the human body isnt a fucking terrible design
>>71202024
Truly a weapon to surpass
WE REAL STEEL NOW
meme bot time
>two literal memebots
this will be funny
this arm bot is going to get its ass kicked
"It will show us what is possible.", no, we already know getting your ass kicked is possible.
>the hills are alive with the sound of our murdered bot
God, look at all those exposed cables. It's so fucking vulnerable.
ah yes that amazing swiss craftsmanship
/m/'s hopes and dreams being crushed incoming.
>barely responds
>held together with string
How is this a real build
Both those intros were good
>inb4 camera focuses in on guy frantically swinging his augmented arms around as his robot gets rekt
>>71202016
This.
less shit to break = better
>>71202078
its not even cables its like silly string
>there arent any disposable gopros on any of the bots for POV shots
why even bother doing the show int he first place
>that little plastic shield
This is the memest shit
IS THIS QUENTYN
mercy for electronic humans
This is just pathetic.
Its like a scene from jurassic park
Did humanbot forget a weapon...?
>Memesaurus wins
Its like he 3d printed half of the parts.
>humanoid memebot
>>71202182
the greatest weapon is human ingenuity
too bad they didn't use it to BUILD A BETTER FUCKING BOT
>>71202182
It had a little plastic shield and a little plastic lance. With no haptic feedback and force multiplication, it was fucking useless.
what an underwhelming shitty fight to end the night
>>71202113
The Go pros would get destroyed.
He forgot his anti dragon shield
>>71202182
It had a lance arm that never got to working.
Why the warhead team refuses to return to Based Razr design is beyond me.
>Designing your robot after the human form and expecting it to win.
Okokok,
Humanbot but it flies
Every bot watching that match just decided to kill humans
>>71202248
We didn't even get to see Icewave or Tombstone.
that humanoid robot just needed a big dick to swing around and penetrate the opponent with
>>71202271
I wanna fuck that robot.
>>71202268
it worked like 2 seconds then it dropped in the introductions
JACK BAUER
>DESIGNATED
>>71202312
Are you sure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz5bWCna5uM
>>71202268
They don't want to Use Razer because they get locked to licensing with Battlebots.
However, you may see Razer a little later this year ;^)
>>71202360
>SURVIVOR
>>71202286
Except it wouldn't end up like an Iron Man, it'd actually be like a Macy's parade float
>Jack Bauer is the president
Ok?
Are we 2 hour every episode or just premier?
>have to fight a match for wildcard
Fuck yes
No more "you are wildcard because you are a girl"
>>71202363
That's fucking terrifying.
>SHE BROUGHT TENTOMUSHI
Real Waichi?!?!?!?
CHUCK IS COMING BACK
Wait what the fuck is american tv, advert THEN credits?
Human Memebot was a complete failure in design.
>>71202368
>They don't want to Use Razer because they get locked to licensing with Battlebots.
Is Robot Wars UK still a thing?
I can't wait to see pink hair get absolutely ruined again.
>>71202412
You still have to be selected for the wildcard fights, though, so it'll probably still happen.
>>71202453
They ded :(
>>71202453
It's coming back later this year, it was filmed in March. Razer is confirmed.
I wanna fuck that pink hair slut. Too bad her bots always suck
>>71202500
Sad. So what's the problem with being exclusive to BB if they're the only notable game in town?
See you spergs next week
>>71202268
Have you ever seen Razer compete in Battlebots? It gets fucking rekt. It was good at Robot Wars because half the competition was made of paper mache
Which was the evil robot? The one with all the shit?
Why is it that the only girls that are any good at this are those two lesbians and that one witch doctor chick?
>>71202596
Complete Control and the meme team
>>71202453
>>71202480
>>71202531
Good news: they're bringing it back.No Jeremy Clarkson, though :(
>>71202581
>Kenny, if I'm Bronco- I'm seeing Plan X has a brain- I'm getting scared!
God I hate the commentators.
>>71202667
That was so glorious.
>>71202522
But her ladybug bot was so good they made a McDonald's toy of it
>>71202667
Why do we insist on pretending that Nightmare is any good?
Literally is dead in the water if it goes sideways.
>>71202709
It was never good, it was a crowd favorite, that's why it got a toy
>>71202724
Because Nightmare either wins by absolute destruction or gets btfo. The fight it had against Slam Job in the old show is a big factor for its popularity
>>71202766
So fucking satisfying to watch.
>>71202522
I wanna fuck the Witch Doctor girl.
>>71202766
ayy
pissed as fuck that we didn't get to see Icewave's fight
>>71202898
>other bot backing away in fear
why is this show so fun to watch
>>71202898
OKAY that's fucking cool as shit.
dont forget to come to /diy/ and talk battlebots throughout the week.
We had week long threads talking about the fights, and potential designs and stuff.
>>71203044
I might do that.
Have a killer design I'd like to talk about.
I don't understand how the Ultraviolet driver can be so stupid.
Is there a download of this somewhere? Work is shit
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