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Azor Jon
>>71190982
All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
The highest of gardens
Jon Stark aka Lord Snow aka Winter's Bastard aka The Wolf of Winterfell aka DA KING IN THE NORTH
KNEEL YOU SHITS! KNEEL!
First for Stannis
>Dany just torches 1-3 ships with dragon in her 'battle'.
>Jon and his ragtag army go through a hell.
?
>"jon is a boring cis white straight male"
-Preston
>>71190982
what if jon snow was an anime?
Bow ye shits!
>it's a cersei burns down king's landing season
>>71190982
The North already has a King.
>>71190982
>>71190992
>>71190996
based jonbros
Draw me like one of your westerosi boys, night king senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pzfeDWOVLA
Next Episode confirmed info:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene)
Where did it go wrongt /got/?
>>71190996
>Jon with Drogon
The shit?
>>71190996
Jesus Fuck, give us that next season oh David and Dan. You will become our Gods
>>71191016
She's ugly m8
>>71190982
>>71190992
>>71190996
>>71191021
>>71191056
>>71191042
Has there ever been a /got/ thread more based?
>>71190764
if dragons are like most birds/baby animals, they usually imprint on the first thing they see or the first thing who feeds them, so it makes a lot of sense actually
I hate this shit-talking, bootlicking, old fuck so much.
>>71191021
He totally fucked up the battle! Why should he be DA KING IN DA NORF?
Rewatching the entire series, currently at S2E5.
Who else /comfy/ here? :3
>>71191044
You're pulling my leg why isn't he in the show yet? Dorne really needs a kick in the arse to help the plot.
He sounds like a perfect over the top villain if what you say is true.
>>71191049
can't wait till meera finds out bran is gayyyyy
>>71191042
That looks like a battle-mage armor or some gaylord evil dude wears
>>71191036
She needed the ships to sail to Westeros. The point of destroying one ship is to get the Masters to surrender
>>71191021
Useless Mopey piece of fucking shit
>>71191072
>>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
Then where the fuck is Varys going to then?
>>71191084
Good bait, seems it always works since I always reply
>>71191090
>Everything I needed to know about biology I learned in Kindergarten
>>71191073
"budget" i.e. kikeness
>>71191099
He fucked up the battle, but will win the war, unlike Robb.
Azor Jonsa!
Confirmed leaks from earlier today:
Today's update:
- Bran confirmed to have no working dick / is meant to be new Varys
- Season 7 will be a 6 episode mini series of Robert's Rebellion
- Season 8 will be a time jump 5 year "epilogue" with recast Bran, Arya, and Sansa (to make Sansa's littlefinger marriage less creepy, and allow Arya to use seduction as a faceless man)
- White Walkers are a red Herring, Bran will warg them out of existence
- Dany is the big bad of the endgame, she'll kill Euron and take his place in the books.
- Pretty much no one except the I5 (Dany, Tyrion, Jon, Bran, Arya) will live through the next episode, with the exception of the Sacred 4 Sansa, Little Finger, Varys and Jamie
Still theorizing:
- Will Time Travel Be Forgotten
- will Arya serve Frey pies
- Will Sand Snakes be involved with Tommen's Death
- Will Sand Snakes join Dany
>>71190982
Reminder that Jon wields Lightbringer in the next episode
https://www.yahoo.com/tv/39-game-of-thrones-39-cast-plays-1413663106539574.html
>“[A character] will be silenced, that’s a truth,” he says, before realizing he’s given away a major plot point. He tries again. “Longclaw will… oh no, I can’t be doing this, because that’s ahead of the f–king thing!”
>>71191049
tru
get fucked jen snoh
>>71191084
Let's get real
How is she ugly?
>>71191021
>Winter's Bastard
Comfy af feel
AIGHT CHUMS LETS DO THIS
https://youtu.be/H1oML5yVouQ
>>71191129
Why would anyone bother killing Pycelle at this point? He certainly isn't doing anything like what he did in the books.
>>71191141
SAGGY TITS
>>71191129
Dorne
>>71191084
gay
>>71191102
Maisie was such a cute boy :3
>>71191111
Quads confirm.
>>71191099
Cause they still need a fighter and someone who can lead when it comes to beating the Walkers and the Crown.
Sansa a shit and it looks like she sacrificed Northern lives to save her outsider foreign friends.
and Jon fucked up cause he was trying to save his trueborn family, which for bastard shows he genuinely cares about his family and not power hungry unlike what Cat and a certain half sister/cousin thought.
>>71191171
Eyes too far apart. Creepy smile. Pig nose.
>>71191164
SOOOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71191152
I don't get how the character can have such a following when he's scripted to be a complete idiot and have the personality of a damp cardboard box.
>>71191049
Bran won't let anyone stand in his way.
>>71191111
So Jon x Bran incoming?
>>71191237
SOOOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71191073
Everywhere
>>71191182
hurrrrr lets waste all our budget on this piece of shit for two seasons because fuck it onl Kelly C and Snuh are allowed battles
>>71191244
He doesn't. It's just one guy spamming the shit out of every /got/ thread
>>71191111
Bran never developed sexually. Spinal injury destroyed any chance he had of using dat ole dick
>MFW book 6 finally comes out in 20 years.
Reminder that Jon and Sansa are made to mirror Ned and Cat.
>>71191263
But buttbabies aren't real.
How will the Stark name continue?
RICKON WAS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR OF WINTERFELL
RICKON WAS THE KING IN THE NORF
RICKON WAS THE LAST STARK TO KEEP THE STARK NAME ALIVE
RICKON WAS THE LAST STARK TO KEEP HOUSE STARK ALIVE
Sansa wanted him dead to strengthen her claim to Winterfell, stupid cunt.
>>71191164
Cute!
Is there any image yet for how much Jon Snow struggles for what he gets and how much Dany struggles for what she gets?
>Jon Snow
Born a bastard. Always an outsider. Father's wife wants you dead. Father can't be seen with you in public. Sansa keeps looking down on you. Only Robb cares for you out of duty.
Exiles himself to the most wretched place on Westeros to make life easier for the Starks
Suffers great hardships as he's forced to unwillingly climb the ranks as he takes on tasks far beyond his means
Has to betray his wildling love due to his oath to the Night's Watch
Has to suffer his brother and father dying in wars he could've participiated in had he not followed his father's strict sense of honor
Gets betrayed and bleeds out for only trying to do the right thing and save human lives
>Daenerys
Her brother Viserys does everything for free, setting up her in a luxurious life under Illyrio's protection
Her brother Viserys arranges a marriage so she gets a massive army and a powerful husband without even trying
Illyrio gives her three dragon eggs for free
Said dragon eggs are hatched because she has super special blood
Said dragons only listen to her command, basically making her have three nuclear bombs
Gets an army of Unsullied for free
Gets the best swordsman in Westeros as bodyguard for free
Gets a way to Westeros by ship for free
>>71191229
At last i trully see
>>71191209
>who can lead when it comes to beating the Walkers and the crown
He didn't give one command in the ENTIRE battle. He got the vast majority of his soldiers killed. If I were planning to face down a horde of ice zombies, putting Jon Snow in charge would not be my first choice.
Sansa is shit, no argument there.
Who /Sophie/ here?
>there are "people" itt that think she's ugly
>there are "people" itt that think Margaery's gonna die in ep 10
mfw
>>71191298
forgetting the bond between Arya and Jon
>>71191263
This is my new ship!
>>71191152
Robb never lost a battle.
Jon has only ever won a battle by being saved by a better led force.
>>71191290
Arya x Gendry matrilineally
>>71191290
>But buttbabies aren't real.
If Stannis can spunk a demon into Melly's belly, I think Jon can sow Bran with his sweet seed
>>71191298
Yeah, Viseryes sure was a good brother.
>>71191282
>admitted troll
Don't start
>>71191325
Old hag with saggy tits.
>>71191257
>stand
>>71191292
I kind of want it to be true just for the meltdown the Sansa fans will have over it.
>>71191277
Stay mad stannisautist
>>71191298
+1
pottery describing what it is like having a penis vs a vag irl
>>71191298
Her brother sexually abuses her dude, she gets raped violently for a year, loses a child in child birth, most people she gets close to have either died or betrayed her.
Your post is laughably neckbeard-tier
>>71191355
Viserys took care of Daenerys and he was completely in rights to assume he was next in line over Dany and her child. Dany is a kinslayer.
>>71191340
I was saying that Jon loses battles only to be saved last second, unlike Robb who's never lost a battle but still lost the war. So Jon will win the war.
Will they even MENTION the possibility of ressurecting him next episode?
Will be pretty pissed off if not
>>71191322
That's cause he fucked up his own strategy which everyone had already known from the night before.
Still chose good fellow commanders like Davos and Tormund who came through as best they could in a trap.
And the dude was still able to get 2000 Wildlings to follow him and bleed and die for the North, so he's doing something right
>>71191324
>tfw always found Sophie hot as fuck
>>71191368
That would be good, but I doubt the show will go with it. it's too complicated and still doesn't make much sense of her actions.
>>71191257
hehe get sandra next bran!
>>71191389
>she gets raped violently for a year
For like a few weeks, you mean, until Doreah teaches her how to be a slut
>>71191356
I was never trolling. Someone highjacked my thread when I was hanging out with my GF. Everything I said it's true can't wait till it's cannooonnnn beeeettccccch
So /got/ what did you think of Sansa's strategy ? If the enemy has a stronghold, is it a viable plan to hide the larger part of your forces to lure your enemy out ? did it ever happen in human history ?
>>71191347
>still shipping this
Gendry's gone, he'll probably be one of the burning dead in King's Landing after Cersei pulls an Aerys
>>71191153
DnD could never pull of something this based
>>71191397
No, only shitty characters get resurrected.
>Her brother sexually abuses her dude
Things that never happened
>>71191428
Learning how to take it doesn't make it not rape. Your dad should have told you
>>71191397
prolly as a white walker
>>71191263
I am not degenerate I swear, but I want this.
How are the Starks going to defend winterfell with no army? like how long until they can breed a new one
>>71191282
You are the biggest fag here, you're so obsessed with starting this argument about brans dick in every thread
>>71191389
>she gets raped
No she doesn't. It's an arranged marriage. If you go by the criteria that arranged marriage is rape, then millions of women are being raped today for being in arranged marriages. Dany didn't really suffer. She started out hesitant but grew to like the Drogo cock.
>>71191397
Why doesn't Melly just resurrect the entire army?
>>71191399
What is the benefit to anyone of a strategy you fuck up.
All but a handful of the men who pledged themselves to his service got killed because of his mistake. I feel for the guy, but he is clearly not high command material.
>>71191432
They had a giant who was capable of easily breeching winterfell. Salsa had no strategy.
>>71191153
You posted this yesterday fuck off faggot
>>71191154
>April 23
So before the episode aired when Jon was even brought back to life? There are a lot of characters that got silenced between the premiere and the finale, plus the article states he switched to giving a different truth/lie when he got to the Longclaw part.
He could have been talking about the part when his character Davos wields Longclaw that hadn't aired yet. Or basically anything seeing as one of his answers was meant to be a lie.
>>71191459
> Literally cups her tits in S1E3
That. Is. Sexual. Abuse.
>>71191282
Does spinal injury really affect hormone production and the growth of paralysed tissue?
>>71191465
Learning how to lick a Dothraki's butthole so that he softens and goes easier on you makes it not rape
>>71191432
No Never Not Once.
What's the most logical way to settle things in the North following the Battle of the Bastards?
1. The Umbers shouldn't be punished. If the heir is Smalljon's son, he should be a ward at Winterfell depending on his age. If the heir is some random uncle, their son should be a ward in Winterfell until they come of age. No other punishment seems necessary since Smalljon instigated the betrayal and is dead, and the house is historically loyal. Promise the Umbers that no wildlings will set foot on their lands if they remain loyal to House Stark.
2. Is Karstark still alive? I didn't see him die in the battle. Jon should take his head and take his son as a ward. Because this Karstark and his father both betrayed House Stark, threaten to strip their lands and give them to wildlings if they step out of line again.
3. Assuming Manderly isn't an important player and Jon isn't named KOTN (he might according to leaks) then Sansa should be named QOTN and Sweetrobin should be named Vale King with CIA as his Regent. As a reward to CIA, Jon and Sansa could offer to support CIA's lordship of the Riverlands as long as Riverrun is returned to House Tully. Sansa, with Davos as Hand, could focus on helping CIA in the Riverlands if that's what he wants while Jon focuses on stabilizing the North and preparing for the White Walkers.
4. Give the Dreadfort to Tormund. House Giantsbabe inherits all Bolton lands and the wildlings can settle there. They should be warned to stay away from Umber lands.
>>71191479
>then millions of women are being raped today for being in arranged marriages
Are you counting in the hundreds of thousands of underage girls married off to much older men? And I believe Dany is meant to be 12 in the books at the moment she's married off to Drogo.
>>71191523
That's not Human History retard.
Jamie will probably die with the Freys when Arya fucks up their whole banquet.
Either Jamie or Cersi need to die next episode and all my money is on Jamie.
>>71191389
>Her brother sexually abuses her dude
Only verbal and physically
>She gets raped violently for a year,
Nope, Drogo asked for consent the first time and was gentle after that
>loses a child in child birth,
By being an idiot and not going inside the tent like MMD told her to
>most people she gets close to have either died or betrayed her.
Again by her being an idiot
If evens I go out and vote before the deadline finishes
Also is Stannis in episode 10?
>>71191481
>handful
You wot?
He lost maybe 300 men who were part of the cavalry, since Wildlings probably know shit about charging on a horse or fighting on one or can get one, then a few dozen from the shields and trying to climb past Smalljon.
Most of his army is still intact,
He just needs to train and teach them more so they know what to do about shields and shit.
>>71191523
>fiction
Also not the same thing.
>>71191432
Yes, but you cannot guarantee that your larger force will strike at the right time unless you are co-ordinating. If they wanted to use Jon and his army as bait, I see no reason not to tell Jon so he knows what's expected of him, where he needs to fight and when all this needs to go down. In the show it's just presented as LF's good luck.
And Ramsay didn't have a chance even if he had retreated inside Winterfell - Jon's army would have Wun Wun to destroy the gate and the heavily armored Vale Knights to take the castle.
>>71191497
go back to tumblr you fucking faggot
>>71191497
That. Is. Show. Only.
>>71191535
She's 14. She's not underaged by Medieval metrics. If she's being raped, then so is every other girl in this world aswell. And if she was raped, why did she love Drogo? Stockholm Syndrome?
>>71191491
This was subtly announce at HBO's annual earning reports meetings on Monday. This was huge news on reddit. google "report to share holders game of thrones" it's the first pdf
>>71191389
She chose to kill the kid if i remember, or it was her fault for being dumb as fuck atleast
>2016
>not realizing how futile it is to like or try to defend dany on 4chan
>>71191542
>>71191573
Prove it didn't happen.
>>71191635
She was tricked into killing the kid
>>71191507
>>71191531
Yes, there was a doctor in a thread earlier today that confirmed there are glans that can be damaged permanently by a spine injury. That and the Osha scene heavily indicate Bran is castrate
>>71191600
Because Drogo gave her the satisfaction of getting rid of her cunty brother. And she ended up liking his dick.
>>71191497
That's a loving brotherly hug, tits are sensitive and to gently cup your sister's breasts suggests a degree of trust and understanding
>>71191257
FUCKING BLUE FILTER
>>71191391
>Actually defending Viserys
>>71191570
There was that ridiculous wall of corpses littering the battlefield and every indication that most of his army has been wiped out. Casualties were clearly catastrophic.
>>71191530
You probably are right about the Umbers. Not sure how Sansa will feel though since she wanted to kill them for turning over Rickon. That and letting them live could get them a Karstark situation later or a Balon one.
2. Karstark's dead. He led the cavalry Ramsay had his archers shoot into
3. It's not might, leaks confirm already
4. Nah, Last Hearth if Umber has no kids or Sansa has them all killed anyway. Or Karhold if Alys is alive and in the show and have Tormund marry her RIP in piece TormundxBrienne
>>71191662
it was a fictitious pre-med student, not a doctor, and also it was you.
>>71190982
>killed white walkers
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>tfw shitposting days on /got/ are numbered
>>71191586
Creepy brother detected
>>71191589
This is /tv/ innit?
>>71191677
Caring brother detected
>>71191662
>That and the Osha scene heavily indicate Bran is castrate
What, the one with Hodors giant cock? Not really
>>71191689
Viserys was bad but he didn't deserve to go out like that for all the good he had done for Dany.
>>71191692
Most of the dead were Ramsay's m8.
Tormund's dudes didn't even get to Jon until the pile had already been formed.
All Jon lost before that was cavalry.
Just look at how few men Ramsay even has in the field after all that shit.
>>71191530
End the line of Umbers and Karstarks and give their lands to Tormund and a powerful Vale Knight, potentially weakening LF by reducing the pool of soldiers he can rely on to obey him and not the next King in da norf.
>>71190982
How can I pretend to like this show to impress normies? I'm watching the latest episode and I might steal a couple of reddit posts to regurgitate but I need more ideas.
>>71191641I unironically like her
>>71191732
good. Take a look at the start of this cancerous thread.
hornwood still needs someone to occupy it with ram say bolt on gone
>>71191740
no, this is /got/
>>71191697
But House Bolton is extinct. Someone has to take over their lands. Might as well be the wildlings.
Being new to these threads is terrible. You people constantly write the exact same things with the exact same images attached. Sometimes even make the exact same reply chains. I constantly think I'm in the old thread by mistake.
>>71191072
>Autismo posting his made up shit in every thread.
>>71191530
>Umbers
Wipe them out aiding the murder of their King Rickon is a crime against the gods. Karstarks and Boltons (if there are still any) get the same fate
For every house that refused to support the Starks by remaining neutral, send the heads of those houses to the Wall as punishment for failing their duty.
>>71191742
>Hodors giant cock
This was the exact moment Isaac turned gay
>>71191661
>"Hey I know your husband raped me and everyone I loved and then killed them, but I will save him if you come into this tent where all this magic, not dark magic you can be sure, is happening i'll BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE."
>"and don't listen to that gaurd of your's who has saved your life and been with you longer than me"
Pocket Snow Edition
>>71191794
I have to post the same Jon post every thread
>>71191746
Maybe I misinterpreted it, but Jon's army look fucked from where I was sitting. Even if they weren't on screen, they would have been if LF hadn't shown up and the massacre would be entirely Jon's fault. You can't get leadership points because something utterly unexpected happened.
>>71191802
I didnt make any of that up friendo. It's all confirmed leaks or stuff from the promo.
>>71191794
here's some fresh oc
>>71191635
>>71191600
>>71191589
>>71191548
Acting like she likes sex to survive doesn't make it consensual. And yeah for the record, arranged marriages in which one of the people is forced into by law makes it rape. Don't act like this is news to you guys. The world's a fuck place, the world of game of thrones is more fucked.
As for show only stuff, this is /tv/ so it's a discussion about the show. You don't get to be like "muh book cannon" when I point out clear evidence that destroys your argument.
Neckbeards BTFO
Stannis was a 1 dimensional filler character who acted as nothing more than a chess piece to move more interesting characters around in the plot: That's book AND show.
>>71191763
Talk about how cool Tywin Lannister is.
Point out that shit was better with Joffrey.
Indicate that Daenarys' father and brother were both narcissistic sociopaths and repeat her line about destroying cities.
Imply Dinklage isn't as good as he used to be.
>>71191840
No you don't.
>>71191753
Destroying ancient, historically loyal houses seems dumb. Just find a relative that's willing to be loyal, take their son as a ward. Give Tormund the Bolton lands. Anyone living in Dreadfort territory already had to put up with Boltons so I doubt they would be bothered by having dirty wildlings around.
Remember how comfy threads were at the beginning of the season?
What the fuck happened?
>>71191765
I do too but the only ending /got/ thinks she deserves involves her being raped and then eaten by her dragons. There's no point in trying to defend her in these threads.
>>71191887
showfags and shit writing
>>71191298
>Is there any image yet for how much Jon Snow struggles for what he gets and how much Dany struggles for what she gets?
You mean listing it all out? No, but someone should make it. Pic related shows the contrast between the struggle in Northern storylines compared to Dany.
How long after episode 10 will these threads be allowed?
>>71191875
Is this him trying to hold in his poop because his buttring is blown out? Why would he wear white pants?
>>71191763
Just vaguely talk about how good the action looked and avoid discussing the idiotic writing and you'll be fine.
Some of them may start talking about how awesome the women of the show are, so you'll need to stab yourself in the leg with a fork to stop yourself slapping them down. That's what I do.
>>71191869
Yes I do I feel weird if I don't
>>71191662
The fictional Osha scene you made up?
BTW Bran is definitely not a castrate, pic related, have you lost your fucking mind?
>>71191860
>cupping a breast to make sure your sweet sister doesn't have cancer is grounds for killing a man by burning him to death with molten metal
>>71191787
I'm not saying the Widlings won't get anything, but Last Hearth is closer to the old, sick and child Wildlings still at the Gift and Tormund killed Umber anyway so poetic that the Wildlings get the land and castle of the dudes who hated them most.
Karhold and Dreadfort and their land can be split in some way between the Mormonts, Mazins and Hornwoods since they supported Jon too. Like one House gets half the Dreadfort land, the other gets the other half and the Dreadfort itself, and the third House gets Karhold, etc depending on the hostage and heir situation
>>71191745
All he ever did was molest her, beat her, verbally abuse her, demean her, and try to steal the most valuable things she owned! #ViserysDidNothingWrong #NotAllTargarians
>>71191877
Historical loyalty gets tossed out the window when you are in open warfare against them and they allow your brother and their true lord be butchered as a game. Not to mention the Karstarks were already oathbreakers against Robb.
>>71191763
Talk about how Dany SLLAAYYS dont forget to say YASS since its the new hip thing to say
>>71191907
The entire season had shit writing but threads were still good
>>71191181
More like sad pancakes
>>71191940
Feeling weird is good for you if you're already weird in the first place
>>71191073
Yes because swords 4 times longer than the men on the ground makes perfect fucking sense.
>>71191845
Well yeah they were fucked.
They were fucked anyway though, just worse than if they'd stuck to their plan. but still he's the only choice they have.
Between shit and Sansa, choose shit every time
>>71191887
Most of it was the same old stale Dorne memes and whining about the previous season and how unsalvageable the show was. Not very comfy tbqh.
>>71191771
Jonposting is based though
>>71191877
>Destroying ancient houses seems dumb
Tell that to the writer's of this show.
And Jon and Sansa fundamentally struggled to get any northern support. The removal of two of the most powerful Northern house for ignoring their feudal obligations is a strong message to those Johnny no-shows that the Stark family does not tolerate disloyalty.
>>71191371
I will you dumb fuck its people like you that Grrm turned down because you had your dicks up kelly c and Snuhs arse at the expense of the story
>>71191860
But she did like the sex and she loved drogo, i thought that was pretty apparent.
>>71191834
that is shopped, rite?
>>71191181
>>71191979
*announces virginity*
>>71191857
>>71191072
>>71191857
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
This is literally 100% fake, no way that Arya will appear at the Twins when the last time we saw her she was still in Bravos. If this happens I sudoku.
>>71191943
>BTW Bran is definitely not a castrate
Agreed. You know what he is, though? A great big giant goddamn motherfuckingcute
>>71191864
Thanks for the ideas senpai. Those are counter-normie opinions but they're tame enough to generate discussion rather than argument. Everyone loves talking about their favourite characters.
>>71191939
>Some of them may start talking about how awesome the women of the show are, so you'll need to stab yourself in the leg with a fork to stop yourself slapping them down. That's what I do.
I can't believe people actually think this, Danaerys is fucking shit and Emilia is the worst actor
>>71191966
I'm not a good enough actor to pull that off.
Thanks guys, all good advice.
>>71191930
>implying dean is big enough to blow out anyones buttring
>>71191909
Which is why Danny will never be Queen. She's completely disconnected from her people.
>>71192036
Does this look like photoshop?
That's microsoft paint. Like a pleb
>>71191954
Just how much of a fatty tumblrina are you? Speak up now.
>>71191662
>>71191662
No there's a guy who claimed to be premed which is typically someone working on their bachelors of biology, sometimes human biology.
>>71191476
>>71191507
>>71191531
>>71191704
>>71191742
>>71191943
Bran:
> Is becoming 3 eyed Raven, has no sense in the plot to be sexually active
> Maester in book 1 says he will never bare children
> Osha in book 2 offers to take his virginity, he says his member is a "cold wet frog"
> Season 4 Jojen mentions Bran's interest in Meera and Bran denies that he can be sexually interested
> Teenager with 0% acne
> Never angry / doesn't display any level of testosterone.
I have provided nothing but evidence, book, show, and factual medical evidence. Everyone else has just responded "fuck you bran needs to fuck meera wah wah waahahaahahahah" FUCK YOU! BRAN'S DICK DOESN'T FUCKING WORK! IT NEVER FUCKING WILL! HE'S A COLD FROG DICKED RAVEN AND YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW IT REEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEe
>>71191753
>Royce decides to get some Northern Land cause fuck Vale and Robin
>has all his troops now swear loyalty to Jon as King
>tells Jon littlefinger a shit and will try and kill him and sold out Sansa to Ramsay
>Littlefinger gets killed
>CIA's face when
>>71191432
>>71191489
Wun Wun was the real hero, and they will probably just drag his body outside winterfell into a unmarked ditch
>>71192053
>tfw you'll never spend a night with the two of them in a cheap chain hotel
Why live
>>71191860
>This faggot thinks that we are all Stannisfags for some reason
We do get to talk about the book because the show uses it for source. She liked getting fucked by Drogo since day one, liked it in the open, in front of people and she must reeaally like it to be finger fucked by her maids and Daario and having constant wet dreams
>>71192044
It's confirmed her story was behind the others.
>>71191997
I agree with you about Sansa, but if Jon had known about the imminent arrival of the Vale, or had stuck to the defensive plan, things could have been different. Neither of them came out of this covered in glory, despite the opportunity.
>>71191954
> abuse her, demean her,
are these not same thing?
>>71192037
>compromising for second rate puss
>>71192090
>"evidence" from the books
Fuck off
>>71192090
>Osha in book 2 offers to take his virginity, he says his member is a "cold wet frog"
post the exact passage this comes from, I don't remember this.
>>71192123
I wish they would just once have characters drop indications of things going on elsewhere, like Arya hearing that Jon Snow had been elected LC or something. Just anything to give a sense that these plots are actually happening in the same world as each other
>>71192053
the actor that plays bran is gayer than loras and renly butt fucking each other on unicorn galloping accross a rainbow
>>71192033
Brain washing a minor doesn't = consent dude. Doesn't matter that the laws are at the time, the laws were incorrect there's a reason we've adjusted them in modern society.
>>71192120
I bet you touched your dick while you wrote that. Pathetic pimple-stomached virgin with forested pubes and inverse hair bumps all over your chode balls.
>>71192120
>>This faggot thinks that we are all Stannisfags for some reason
well, he's not wrong
>>71192090
>> Osha in book 2 offers to take his virginity, he says his member is a "cold wet frog"
WHY did D&D choose to deprive us of this?
>>71192090
this faggot! smc (shaking me cranium) tbqh
>>71192090
I totally believe you, dude. 100%. But, just for reference, can you give me a link to a medical publication that states that prepubescent males with paraplegia cannot develop sexually? I mean, I know such an article must exist, but I can't seem to find it.
Also, could you provide a link to the ASOIF wiki for that Bran chapter, and the GoT Wiki for the episode in question? Thanks.
>>71192123
Still, they have to set her up in some way, and in a episode with so many shit already they can't spare some scenes to setting her up.So this is not happening, or it'll be the worse shit in the season so far.
>>71192180
>goes for personal attacks when he knows hes getting BTFO
Im actually a chick you mong
>>71192148
>natalie is second rate puss
>implying you get any at all sperglord
>like me
face it, youre some neet like the rest of /tv/ that is fishing for low hanging bait. good job man
>>71192180
I touched his dick while he was writing it, actually.
>>71192220
then tits or gtfo obviously.
You made no argument you just fantasized about Dany liking dick while stroking your 1 inch clit
>>71192220
insta ye tits me lass!!
>>71192090
> Is becoming 3 eyed Raven, has no sense in the plot to be sexually active
because he's like 10 in the books, pedo
> Maester in book 1 says he will never bare children
never happened, that was Ned, and neither of them would fucking know anyway
> Osha in book 2 offers to take his virginity, he says his member is a "cold wet frog"
You have been asked multiple times to prove this scene ever happened
> Season 4 Jojen mentions Bran's interest in Meera and Bran denies that he can be sexually interested
I dont believe this ever happened either
> Teenager with 0% acne
Its called makeup
> Never angry / doesn't display any level of testosterone.
he was pretty angsty throughout season 4
>>71192180
But in the show and book it's clear no one ever brain washed dany.
Why are you talking about game of thrones like its the past of human history, also you can't be so sheltered that you think every place on earth has the same laws? google age of consent laws and have your mind blown.
>>71191099
He did fuck up, but why the hell did Salsa not tell about the reinforcements
Instead she was just bitching about the plan being no good, despite not coming up with any solutions herself
>Some fucking whiner banging on about marital rape in medieval times/medieval fantasy
uh huh. It happened. Sex also sometimes occurs consent provided the two partners have a mutual interest in one another.
I'm not going to rationalize for you, this show is a glorified cartoon I watch to see people on horses being eaten by dragons.
It's completely irrelevant to the structure of the show.
Why the fuck do people who have never had sex have to much to say about rape? You're freaking me out, man.
>>71192220
Tits or gtfo faggot
There was some serious sexual tension in the battle room between Jon and Sansa desu
>>71191111
witnessed
>>71192220
so you touched your feminine dick then?
why are you faggots posting brna pics non stop
>>71192278
> Season 4 Jojen mentions Bran's interest in Meera and Bran denies that he can be sexually interested
it was season 3 this morning senpai. Don't engage him. He is trolling.
>>71192269
I made an argument, she likes to fuck but you seem to be in denial about that.
>>71192180
There's no such thing as correct or incorrect laws, anon. Morality isn't something that can be objective because it's inherently dependent on the subjective opinions of people.
>>71192279
Obviously I don't think that. But consent laws that are created from psychological studies and NOT appealing to old raping rich men does not mean that morally they're correct. Sex before 18 is rape. Simple as that. It's a fact. Law is irrelevant, especially when the show is an American production!
>>71192320
I said it a million times before. Jon and Sansa are meant to mirror Ned and Cat.
>>71192320
They're brother and sister, moron.
>The Mad King has a daughter named Daenerys.
>The Mad King has an affair with the wife of Eddard Stark, which produces the bastard "Jon Snow".
>The Mad King rapes the wife of Tywin Lannister, which produces the bastard "Tyrion".
>Tywin discovers the truth at his wife's death bed, hates Tyrion.
>Jaime Lannister discovers the truth, which is the real reason he kills the Mad King.
>Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, and Tyrion Lannister all have the same father, and share dragon's blood (which is why Tyrion was never infected with "greyscale").
>They will each ride a dragon during the series' final battle against the White Walkers.
>>71192388
Jon is gay, la
>>71191947
Umbers, and their vassals, hate wildlings more than anyone else. Settling wildlings there is the worst idea in the world if you want stability.
Recent Karstark lords have been disloyal, so put a younger son in charge. That will keep Karstark vassals loyal.
House Bolton is the only house that needs to be stripped of their lands, because they are extinct.
>>71191959
These houses have been loyal for centuries. Kill their lords and put young sons in charge. Removing a house as the leader of an area will only cause unrest in that area. Just like putting a Bolton in charge of the North caused unrest.
>>71192399
More like cousins
#SecretTargarian
>>71192090
>Is becoming 3 eyed Raven, has no sense in the plot to be sexually active
Weak reason.
> Maester in book 1 says he will never bare children
Nope. Ned, while in King's Landing and Bran still in a coma, thinks that Bran wont lie with a woman, which means jack shit
> Osha in book 2 offers to take his virginity, he says his member is a "cold wet frog"
Never happened. You made it up.
> Season 4 Jojen mentions Bran's interest in Meera and Bran denies that he can be sexually interested
What episode was this?
> Teenager with 0% acne
Not all teens get acne
> Never angry / doesn't display any level of testosterone.
What is there to be angry about exactly? He was pissed at the Raven for pulling him out of the Tower of Joy scene. Also, he wss angsty in season 4
Anybody watched the new Preston vid yet? :3 Some good ideas by sir Preston :3
>>71192399
Have you seen the show retard?
>>71192346
>why are you faggots posting brna pics
>>71192399
sounds very targary
>>71192399
We live in the Golden Age of Incest JOIs, how are you NOT okay with incest yet?
Bigot
>Eurons going to show up in Meereen with his dragon horn to try and steal Danys dragons
>the hornblowing cunt that Theon is going to kill before he falls is actually Euron
>>71192314
The argument is Dany never suffered as much as Jon.
That's it.
Dany was raped. For a lot of her life. Any other argument is neckbeard feed for "muh patriarchy"
Get the fuck out. Ya'll are BTFO and your culture is dying
>>71192415
But Aerys never fucked Cat.
>>71192125
You can't blame him for not knowing about the Vale.
Even straight up asked Sansa when they'd get a larger force and she didn't choose to say she'd sent anything to Littlefinger or even lie and say she asked her cousin Robin.
They may not come out glorious, but Jon came out better than she did. She look like she used everyone and brought them to get slaughtered so she could clean up after
>>71192381
>Sex before 18 is rape
>Each U.S. state (and the District of Columbia) has its own age of consent. Currently state laws set the age of consent at 16, 17, or 18. >The most common age is 16.[
>>71192194
because it's made up.
>>71192415
wew.
pottery, sheer pottery
>>71192399
This is almost as bad as the rape arguments.
>>71192415
Uping boated
>>71192431
Calm down dude I'm trolling lol.
just taking a piss on ya'll while my girlfriend gets shagged by her muslim professor.
Check out my Let's play channel
>>71192477
Sansa hid Littlefinger's involvement because she's got shit tons of trust issues
>>71192430
Fine, raised as brother and sister, which is the same thing in terms of how they see each other. I have a younger sister. If I found out tomorrow that she was actually my cousin, I wouldn't immediately try to fuck her.
>>71192388
>I ship Jonsa
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>71192381
>Sex before 18 is rape. Simple as that. It's a fact
>My opinion is fact
Ignoring how mind boggling it is that you function, you know the average age of consent in America is 16 right?
muh American production about a fictional fantasy world indeed.
>>71192467
oh good grief. it's just a little rape. quit fucking crying.
boo hoo boo hoo. tired of fucking feminists acting like rape is the worst thing in the fucking world.
>>71192464
No such thing as horns in the show. Euron is probably gonna get the dragon by fucking them with his big cock.
>>71192477
I'm not blaming him for not knowing about the Vale. my point was, without them he and every man with him would have been massacred as a result of his appalling command.
>>71191071
>Preston: Jon Snow is a boring cis white male
He's one of them.
>>71192541
lannisters found a way
>>71192562
You mean his big horn?
>>71192478
Fucking dumbass, age of consent before 18 is legal if the person is under 20. Kal Drogo is clearly mid 30s cannon.
There is 100% no logical argument to saying Dany wasn't brutally raped. I'm actually surprised people are arguing this, considering so much you watch rape hentai.
Next thing you know I'm gonna hear about Sansa liking it when Ramsay shagged her.
Thank god none of you are social enough to get within 100 feet of a sexually active woman or I'd send this thread to the FBI
>>71192541
>If I found out tomorrow that she was actually my cousin, I wouldn't immediately try to fuck her.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>71192346
because its relevant and on topic, unlike your comment
>>71192545
This just needs a soundtrack and its perfect.
https://youtu.be/f64nXt1z4XU
>>71192418
Kill the Umbers and their vassals, fuckers just sold Rickon out and let him get killed.
Some Houses need to be extinguished m8, if just to show that House Stark can't take stupid chances and won't tolerate that kind of insubordination
>Recent Karstark lords have been disloyal, so put a younger son in charge. That will keep Karstark vassals loyal.
No, Karstarks abandoned Robb, Karstarks went against Jon, Sansa and Rickon. They have to go.
When House Greystark rose up their first time with the Boltons, House Greystark had to be destroyed. Boltons rose up multiple times and the Starks never learned, no more of that shit you rise up and are party to killing Starks, you have to go.
>>71192606
damn. you folks really sticking up for bran now. what happened here?
>>71192597
that also is only in some states. im sure they have those laws in the darthraki sea
>>71192381
>consent laws that are created from psychological studies
lel
You must live in such a wonderful world, anon.
>>71192090
> Never angry / doesn't display any level of testosterone.
pretty sure thats just because he's an actual angel and also literally canon the sweetest and gentlest stark child. I can provide book references to prove this is true
>>71192545
make the left and right hooks repeat constantly and you'd have a 10/10 ORA
>>71192575
it's all a ruse to stop reddit from reporting him again
Jon and Dany are both shit.
ALL HAIL KING PETYR!
>>71192431
Mfw when this faggot fell for the most obvious troll whose been found out like 4 times today alone.
mfw when that troll is me
I ship EuSansa (Euron and Sansa), Sansa deserves some happiness after all
>>71192467
>Implying Jon was never raped off screen
>Prettier than most girls in the north town/all the ones in mole town, surrounded by desperate half frozen rapists
Check your privilage
euron has dragon horn yall. It's happening
>>71192090
>anger = testosterone
I mean, teenagers can lash out because of hormones but this is bullshit on the whole
>>71191479
>If you go by the criteria that arranged marriage is rape, then millions of women are being raped today for being in arranged marriages.
Many of them probably are being raped because deep down they don't want to fuck a man they were forced to marry. That is the definition of rape, and that shit has been going on for as long as human history. Not even tumblr rape culture propaganda.
>>71192575
Of course he is, he's stated twice in the past two watch episodes that one of the themes of ASoIaF is that feminism is good when in reality all feminism has given us is a butchered dorne and the main villain of the series
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
>>71192476
He did... it has not yet been revealed in the series, but he for certain did. I have worked for HBO since 1999 and was privy to this knowledge during discussions last year when people were wondering weather or not Jon Snow would be back. We always knew he would be brought back to life because he is one of the dragon riders in the final battle.
Aerys Targaryen did sleep with Catelyn Stark while Eddard was away... this will explain why he has no distain for Jon Snow, but his relationship with Cat is non existent emotionally. It was initiated by her. This will be revealed soon.
>>71192693
I bet youre a teenage girl that writes gay fanfics about obviously straight male characters aren't you
To conquer westeros Danny needs
>3 dragons
>10,000 eunuch slaves soldiers
>thousands of mercenaries
>100,000 dothraki savages
>the 1,000 ships of the Iron Fleet
Meanwhile when Aegon the Conqueror took westeros he had
>2 sisters who were also his wives
>a couple boats
>his half brother
>3 dragons
Why is Danny such shit? My best guess right now is that she never heads to Westeros.
Will Joffrey come back as Lord Stoneheart? We never really saw his body, did we?
>>71192467
Dany was never raped in the books. Drogo was a gentleman and a scholar.
Dany's rape is pure D&D fanfiction.
>>71192717
>You're never going to keep me down
Brienne did :^)
>>71192722
weak bait
>>71192731
No, just a shit poster who writes awful bait that only catches complete faggots who can't detect sarcasm.
>>71192780
early as shit, senpai
>>71192780
YOUR POST WAS NUMBER 299 YOU FUCKING CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71192717
Why is he so handsome?
I also ship DaRa (Danny and Yara) in front of Theon and Jorah
>>71192597
You cant apply modern laws in the show, it doesnt work that way. You are making it seem like she was raped in the plains of the Midwest.
>Kal Drogo is clearly mid 30s cannon.
>cannon
You mean from the books right? I thought you are talking about the show anon
>>71192666
please provide them, satan
>>71192642
>>71192561
Argument is never about whether she is "legally" raped on the show. The argument is how we define rape as a modern society with full acknowledgement that women are equally as human as men. In that context she is 100% raped.
And yes. Insane fact: rape is actually the worst crime. It's the only crime that can never have a moral justification behind it. Even murder can be justified more commonly than rape.
neckbeards will REEEEE about this
>>71192810
>>71192809
sorry senpai
>LF: OHH SHANSHA, IT'S DEEP IN YER ARSH
>SANS: OH LORD BAELISH, OH OH OH, I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL?
>LF: YESH TAKE A SHIT ALL OVA MY COCK SHANSHA, I'M A DIRTY LITTLE BOY
>SANS: OHH GOD *POOOOOOOOP, S'POOOP PLERRRRRP FLOOOP POOOP* UNGH YES PETYR SMASH THAT SHIT BACK UP INTO MY BUNGHOLE
>LF: SHANSHA YOU ARE JUSHT LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE WAS BUT A GIRL, OHHH HERE COMES SHUM MILK FOR ALL THAT CHOCOLATE OHHHHHHHHH
>SANS: OH YES IMPREGNATE MY BUTT PETYR, JUST LIKE THE SONGS
Actual bump limit non-jonautist thread
>>71192787
>>71192787
>>71192787
>>71192751
Plot convenience.
>>71192840
>rape is actually the worst crime. It's the only crime that can never have a moral justification behind it.
I dunno, I can think of a few women who would absolutely deserve a good raping to be quite fucking honest with you familia
>>71192843
>littlefinger dies being suffocated by sansa when she facesits himDABID
>>71192780
>>71192867
>>71192877
>thread wars
You guys really wanna get /got/ banned during off season don't you?
>>71192840
>It's the only crime that can never have a moral justification behind it
Yea but you can lie about it and still get the dude in some serious trouble
New thread:
>>71192770
>>71192770
>>71192770
>>71192770
>>71192840
Some women are looking to be raped. Others deserve to be raped.
>>71192796
Ok... you'll see.
>>71190982
Jon Snow seems a bit more awesome after that battle.
Dany gets some points too for just having the best pets. Like, i can kinda understand now how dragons are often referred to as the equivalent of nuclear weapons in that world.
They'll get even bigger, and then what are you going to do?
Seriously, what are you going to do about that shit.
Will one of the dragons or more get killed by a white walker at the end or something?
Because no one else is gonna be able to do shit about them. Hell, no one can really do shit about zombie mountain. how are those fucks gonna handle a fire breathing literal mountain of mountains?
>>71191074
Its his step dad.
>>71190982
test
>>71192629
Enjoy your constant rebellions from Karstark and Umber lands and no soldiers from those areas when you try to unite the North against the Others.
