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One God, One King, One Realm edition
Previously: >>71177170
Azor Theon's cock
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71178986
seven blessings y'all
questions: did arya bring the face of the actress to the temple of many faced gods assuming that arya=waif
Azor Darkstar
>>71178986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5naRpqjZZU
>>71179031
But Arya =/= Waif
Do you think Jon will ally or be against Dany ?
>>71179015
She looks like my friend and now i cant stop thinking about fucking both of thme.
Bastard thread. Please post here >>71178969
And report this thread
Thanks
I'm sorry fellow stannerman but the Jews wouldn't let him live and be the hero we need
it would appear that we have a Clash of Threads
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71179107
Just keep bumping this thread until the other one fills, faggo.
Send a Raven to all Lords of the Vale. Littlefinger has been poised by are enemies.
Here again, sorry for the break guys.
Previous answers: >>71179914
Ask up cause I'm really bored today.
Hello you mucky Herbert turbo faggots.
Fear of the walking dead>>>>Ellen>>>>>>>>>>>got
What happened to Karstark?
Umber had his showdown with Tormund and the obvious bastard match went down but what happened with Karstark?
Why is it so dead today? Did Bradamante fuck us again?
>>71179125
BELIEVE
Cordy next episode!
>>71180137
He hid under the bed and cried
>>71179079
lad is this the first time you've got sent a picture of tits on tinder? one post is enough.
>>71179968
Will tommen an hero episode 10?
>>71180149
Yessir. Last night there was a Bran as King in the North thread that got 250 posts and Bradamante had a Cersei thread that had maybe 20. He got the Bran thread pruned and I would assume everyone banned because /got/ was dead the rest of the night. Second time in the last twoo weeks he's done that.
>>71179086
fuck, i have a friend who looks like her too, thanks, i guess
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
daily reminder that Eddard and Howland Reed killed Arthur Dayne, entered the tower and found Lyanna to have had twins, a girl and a boy, Rhaegars children.
Eddard and Howland both agreed to take one of the children as their own in order to protect them from Robert, who would have them killed for being Rhaegar's children. Eddard took the boy and claimed it was the spawn of a random hookup; Howland took the girl and claimed her as his own.
Jon Snow and Meera Reed are twins, pic related
>>71180267
/besthouse/
> best fighter
> best looks
> best darkstar
They have to make Jon a Stark Sunday, right?
Arya and Sansa are women, We know Bran's dick doesn't work cause of that scene in Season 4.
Jon has to be legitimized or Starks are dead?
>>71180292
>that scene in Season 4.
Which?
>>71180267Dayne?
BIG DICKS
>in your ass
>>71180325
Not explicitly stated but in episode 3 when Jojen asks Bran if he likes his sister, Bran says he's unsure if he CAN. Also teenager with no acne: he's clearly never jacked it
Any word on the leaker from yesterday who talked about season 7 and 8?
If I remember correctly he's predicted most the season perfectly so far, and said this week would kill pretty much every character in KL.
He then talked about how Season 7 was going to be a six episode retelling of "Robert's Rebellion" featuring the actors from the flashbacks this year. And that Season 8 would be time jumped 5 years, with recast Bran, Arya, and Sansa in order to accommodate some of the later events like Arya using seduction as a faceless man and Sansa marrying LF.
>>71180267
TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE
WHY DOES HE WIELD TWO SWORDS?
>>71180325
>>71180380
There's also that chapter in book 2 where Osha tries to seduce Bran and he refers to his dick as a "cold wet frog"
>>71180443
That sounds extremely autistic.
>>71180443
link to this
>>71180472
>Osha tries to seduce Bran
What the fuck? I don't remember this. Time for another reread I guess.
>>71180477
no it doesn't you fool
>>71180226
How does he do that and why? Does he have special contacts with the mods or something?
>>71180480
reddit.com/u/truede
He also made claims about the I5 (Bran, Arya, Jon, Dany, Tyrion) and how them along with Sansa and Jamie are the only ones who will live through season 8, with many characters introduced in order to accommodate possible spin offs.
>>71180267
>greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>lost to Howland fucking Reed
Aegon the Conqueror was a Blackfyre
Screencap this
Is anyone pissed off at the death of Ser Barristan still? I thought that was some dumb shit and it still gets to me
>>71180504
There's loads of textual evidence that suggest Bran is essentially castrated. He's also usually described in similar mannerisms to Varys.
There's a common theory that Bran will essentially become Varys as a "server of the realm" no dick needed
>Arise, arise Riders of the Vale!
>Big guys shall be shaken, flight plans shall be splintered
>A sword-day, a red day, ere the fire rises!!
>Ride now! Ride now! Ride to ruin! And to Winterfeeeeeelllll!
>>71180273
>getting there
>>71180598
I honestly think the actor himself was old enough that they weren't able to do the character justice with his death scene, which is why it ended up being shitty like that.
it would've been sweet if they had a nice sequence of flashes of brilliance as he cut his enemies down
>>71180571
That doesn't make any sense anon
>>71180507
>Arya using seduction
Does anyone have link to that GRRM Con interview where he warns us that The White Walkers are not the final bad.
that and this week's behind the scenes indicates that Bran will be able to solve the WW problem with Warging, and Dany will actually become the big bad of season 8.
There's also the press of the recently coined "war of the 5 queens" (Sansa, Yara, Dany, Ellaria, and Cersei) which is supposed to begin with Dany sailing to westeros at the end of this season
>>71180598
They just wanted to write him off the show.
Once they decide they no longer need a character they invent a cheap way of getting rid of them.
Stannis was the same way. They both acted contrary to their character and got met with a stupid and pointless death.
>>71180650
That's one of the reasons they're recasting her. All 3 child actors didn't quite "grow into their parts" and they need to FF past all the training montages anyways
>Get word to Davos! Tell him to not, under any circumstances, just charge in with our archers!
>>71180686
Stanny still alive
>>71180273
Would shit myself with joy if this were true.
>>71180598
was thinking they were skipping the siege of meereen on season 5 so there. No more small council and queensguard
>>71180727
Age difference of a few years anon
>>71180380
Name a single character with acne
>>71180701
Nobody believes your fan-fiction. Just stop.
>>71180727
it is 100% true dude
>>71180667
Yeah but it's pretty much common knowledge now that the WW are red herring. The question is if the show will follow this suit or just have 4 episodes of Dany riding dragons and flaming ice zombies.
Would be a really interesting contradiction between shows and the books: Dany is the final enemy in the books and the biggest hero in the show
>>71180634
>tfw no flashbacks to his glory days as he dies in combat a la hollis mason in The Watchmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZSj_UA9_u4
>>71180777
I've been speculating that they would make the books and the show extremely different for a while now. I've always figured there'd be no way that they will have the show just tell everyone what happens in the books early.
I think you're right, they'll be extremely different. It wouldn't surprise me if the books stay true to the WW being the big bad. The show will end with Dany trying to burn everyone for sure though.
>>71180769
> Fan Fic
> Literally discussed at HBO investor's meeting
> winteriscoming.net front page
Fuck off faggot, go back to your stannis nut
>>71180816
would've been awesome dude
Preston
>>71180820
Like I said, just stop.
Nobody believes your fan-fiction.
>>71180751
AWoIaF says 283 for both. Gurm would never give us twins though, especially one being as minor as meera
>>71180763
I'll literally SHOW you.
I'll bet you a 100 bucks (paypal) that book six talks in detail about Rickon stroking the one eyed snake to Osha
>>71180843
Never comes here. Give it up.
>>71180534
He mass reports everyone and somehow gets away with it. I think 90% of the time the mods don't actually care and prune whichever thread gets reported the most without actually looking at it. That must have been the case last night because the thread that got pruned was made first, posted first and was entirely within the scope of the rules.
Reminder that one of the most famous book theory (if not the most famous) will be confirmed next Sunday after 20 years wait
>>71180881
>traveling with a very sexually open wildling who uses sex as a way out of situations
She's probably already fucked him.
>>71180380
>Also teenager with no acne: he's clearly never jacked it
I don't think you know how acne works...
>>71180881
The Curse of the Eternal Anglo is strong with this one
>>71180959
I'm referring to how he's CASTRATED essentially. His hormones are fucked cause of his fall.
This is to help assure the fact that he's meant to be a non-sexual being / 3ER
>>71180380
>Not explicitly stated but in episode 3 when Jojen asks Bran if he likes his sister, Bran says he's unsure if he CAN.
Literally never happened.
>>71180985
That's not how spinal injuries word, senpai.
>>71180911
I just don't understand why he would be buttblasted because one thread is preferred over another. It's absurd. He is the fucking Ramsay of this board.
>>71180819
I think they fucked themselves over with the WW, they're not as looming of an idea as the books. They pretty much have to follow through now, or else people are gonna be disappointed.
Luckily GRRM isn't limited to ratings. He can make Dany the final villain and eliminate the WW, and there won't be any "muh khaleesi"
>>71180923
B+A=J is pretty much a fact nowadays so it doesn't really matter
What the fuck is wrong with IMDB?
Giving an average episode 10/10 just because MUH EPPIC AKTION XD JON IS MY FAVORIT CHARACTER YEAH BADASS EPIC FIGHTS WHOOOOOOOOOO
same with Hardhome, more like Overratedhome t b q h
>>71181013
Look up Adrenal glans and get back to me, then think next time before you argue with a pre-med
>>71181062
Yeah, that's what makes a good episode.
>>71181062
They're bringing kino quality fights to TV, you can't really blame people for liking it?
Most of the show is a slow build with scenes culminating over time so it makes sense that the top rated episodes would be climactic fights?
I'm confused as to how you're this retarded
will we have a Jon/Sansa/Littlefinger vs Dany/Tyrion/Varys battle in season 7?
what will Theon do?
>>71181062
BoB was AAA+ television and deserves an 11/10, if you don't think that episode was the tightest shit then get out of my face.
>>71181115
No One was better
>>71181062
Hardhome is far bettah than Bastardb Owl
>>71181062
>shitting on Hardhome
>>71181111
No Season 7 is most likely the end of the White Walkers. Season 8 is Dany as final big bad / War of 5 queens (Sansa, Ellaria, Dany, Yara, Cersei)
>>71180985
Are you saying that you think that when a person becomes paralyzed, their organs literally shut down and basically die? That's not how it works. That's not how it works at all.
>>71180881
How does a picture of Art Parkinson OUTSIDE of the show have anything to do with Rickon ON the show. The crux of your argument stems from Bran not having acne on the show, and you say that is because he's "castrated" by his paralysis, but then you go an cite a picture of Rickon IRL. Is the insinuation here that you think Isaac Hempstead-Wright is crippled IRL, or that maybe HBO castrated him so he would not get acne? He gets acne IRL. Pic related.
Why does this sword used all the way back in season 1 look much better than this plastic piece of shit in season 6?
with Theon back trying to get on with life it makes me realise how depressed I'd be without my junk
More cordy when?
>>71181062
Fact that Blackwater and Watchers on the Wall has lower score than this episode triggers me.
>>71181072
>then think next time before you argue with a pre-med
Fuck off back to the Citadel.
>>71181178
yep, Watchers on the Wall is probably the best GoT episode
>promise me ned
>>71181178
even Hardhome has 9.9/10
>>71181162
because kit, emilia, lena, nikolaj and dinklage need 300k raises for next season
>>71181207
Ser Alliser in the hour of power:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMUwA2pgR-4
>>71181178
the blackwater battle you didnt know who to root for, you could be stannis or joffrey and tyrion
battle of the bastarrds everyone was supporting jon and sans. they made ramsay so cartoonishly evil
>>71181072
>pre-med
>thinks acne is caused by masturbation
>>71181240
I suggested her a while ago tbqhf
>>71181207
After The Mountain and the Viper and The Rains of Castamere.
>>71181273
i demand some tits and cocks then.
>>71181298
If Roose and Fat Walda had survived, the other side would be far more sympathetic.
>>71181320
i believe i was the first one m8 tbf
>>71181160
Literally just google Adrenal glands. People who think spine has nothing to do with reproduction are exemplary of America's lack luster education system.
YOUR SPINE. IS. EVERYTHING
Permanently damaged spine usually = NO MORE SEX HORMONES
>>71181160
He has to know about this place. There's no other reason for some of the shit he posts. He's definitely one of us.
>>71181358
I think we will have to politely demur on this IMO fampai
UKFAGS GET OUT AND VOTE LEAVE
BE THE SHIELD THAT PROTECTS THE REALMS OF BRITANNIA
>>71181273
> Show looks better than ever
> complain about prop swords.
Okay, sure
>>71181304
That's not at all what I was saying. Pimples would indicate he's developing sexually (that's a medical FACT, pimples are caused by an increase in sex hormones)
>>71178986
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>71181446
I'll be voting in an hour or so, anon. And I'll be votingremain.
>>71181460
show looks shitty, faggot.
>blue filter
>no more natural light
>fucking indoor scenes so dark i have to put luminosity at 100%
>cheap plastic props (sand sneks daggers, armors...)
>green screens everywhere, no more natural landscapes
>fucking awful and useless CGIs (remember season 1 and the beautiful direwolves? well fuck you cause now it's all about the cringeable dragons)
>>71181446
Scots are the biggest cucks of the isles.
We should have gotten rid of them.
>>71181549
In that case, never mind. Just keep shoving dragon dilldos up your ass.
>>71181138
No One is arguably the worst episode of the show to date, this is coming from someone who thinks Season 6 is one of the top 3 seasons of the show.
Never has more awesome stuff been collapsed in one episode: Arya's whole arc being bullshit, Lady Stoneheart BlueBalls, Blackfish dies off SCREEN
I felt like someone tied a rope around my balls, jerked me off a bit and then tugged the rope until They turned black
>>71181498
And it is also a FACT that no one on the show has acne because it's fucking television and they employ an army of makeup artists to cover that shit up. Jojen also had no acne in the show. Neither did Tommen or Joffrey or Gendry or Hot Pie or Lommy Greenhands or Olly or young Ned Stark or Wyllas or anyone else. Are they all castrated too?
I've actually seen this look from a woman before, the day after having a one-night stand with her. You're taking a "we're sleepy getting breakfast somewhere" photo to lighten the decidedly awkward mood, and the look she is giving is "holy fucking hell, I made a mistake."
feelsbad. I'll bet she dumped the guy she was fucking soon after this photo was taken, which lead him to being asshurt, which lead him to post this pic up online, which lead to me acquiring it and recognizing it for what it was. It's the classic "morning after face" of a promiscuous bipolar girl.
>>71181446
>tfw south american
>they're going to bring refugees
>we don't even have to feed ourselves and they'll bring more mouths
America please nuke us
>>71181350
But there wouldn't have been a battle in the first place, right? No letter from Ramsay. No gift from the Umbers.
>>71181072
>teleports
I miss ramsay
>>71181593
You've never had sex in your entire life
Now that Ramsay has ascended into heaven, what do you think his epithet should be? I think Ramsay "Giantsbane" or Ramsay "The Good" would be suitable
>>71181614
I was looking forward to Punished Ramsay too
>>71181549
When you can't find a job due to your angloness in ten years and watching your daughters get raped by niggers, don't come crying to America. Remember this moment and on how much of a pathetic faggot you were inside it.
Just a wee reminder that /Highgarden/ survives
>>71181446
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA
>>71181616
Says the guy whose never had sex in his entire life. Every man with an active sex life has run into at least one girl like this.
>>71181567
> show looks shitty
Yeah I long for the days with cringe-cgi and soap-opera sets. Not to mention the cinematography that made the whole show look like a BBC original movie.
The show looks infinitely better now, any shot this last episode alone looks infinitely more beautiful than any of the stuff in Season 1. Also do you remember Blackwater? You probably don't remember seeing it, that episode was nearly pitch black
>>71181667
I want to think that but then I realize that her dying is what is needed to make Tommen jump to his death.
post punished edits
>>71181683
lol maybe someone who got beta friend zoned after a hand job.
>>71181667
The Tyrell line is in a dead-end though.
>>71178986
kak
>>71181586
What the fuck am I look at?
>>71181755
Le happy merchant, of course. Do you have brain problems?
>>71181593
>dark circles under eyes
this is natural girl-code for "extremely DTF, probably the best lay you'll ever have, expect to pay a high price for that puss"
>>71181769
he has reddit problems
>>71181590
None of the characters you named are going through puberty in the cannon of the show. You could have at least mentioned Sansa who clearly has gone through puberty but hides it with makeup from her servants, or even Arya at this point
>>71181740
STANNIS
ON THE EDGE~
>>71181653
>don't come crying to America
The only reason I would be coming to America would be to help the natives take it back from the criminal-descended colonial trash that currently infest it.
RRRAAAAMMMSSSAAAYYY
>>71181736
Because none of the other three kids made it on the show.
>>71181683
> gets super defensive after being called out instead of ignoring.
No yeah definitely you're a virgin
>>71181572
I'm no Welshman, bro.
>>71180911
>>71181015
>wondering why someone with a trip is an autistic retard
>Well run Rickon, well run Rickon,
HOWEVER
Can someone explain this From the dusty mesa meme? I really dont get it.
>>71181874
theres nothing to get its just autism like the azhor jon guy
>>71181829
>>71181667
>>71181736
D&D are retconing the Tyrells the way they retconed Stannis, like "Well it was fun to see these characters but we simplified the plot too much and it doesn't make any sense for them to still be here"
All tyrells will die next episode. They sent Diana Riggs away so she can be sassy about it for the next two years
>>71180598
Epic Tyrone had to take its story and enrich it with cock jokes
Did Mel take any prisoners for fuel for the fel?
>>71181603
If Roose was still alive, wouldn't Jon still won't to face him down with Sansa now that he's freed from his vows?
>>71178986
>One God
Someone kill this heretic.
This.
>>71181705
Nah dude, Tommen's jumping because he finds out he's a product of incest.
People are thinking about it the wrong way they think:
Cersei triggered -> Kills all Tyrells and sparrow -> tommen jumps
where it's really
Cersei threatens Tommen to tell everyone about his true parents if he doesn't let her clegane -> Tommen jumps -> Cersei triggered -> Tyrells and Sparrow BTFO
>>71181460
hey redditfag
>killed white walkers
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>>71181965
Or, in any reasonable universe, if it took that long for him to hit you you'd be out of his range. Of course in Dabid's world bows have unlimited range.
Okay, if hypothetically Jon did not try to save Rickon but instead stuck to the battleplan, how different would the battle have gone?
>>71181969
oh my god this sounds horrible
>>71181793
>None of the characters you named are going through puberty in the cannon of the show.
All of them are. Literally all of them. And if you want me to cite Sansa you should have no problem with Joffery, because they are the same age.
>>71181972
u wot? Didn't say anything about the quality of the show overall. Anyone with normal sight can see that they've vastly improved the cinematography and used their higher budget to make the CGI better.
Unlike most /tv/ fucktards I don't see things black and white to the point where "muh writing from season 1 was bettah so the visuals are good too"
That's just not true. Higher budget means the show looks better. Get over yourself
>>71181769
I can't see shit, bruv. Keep your Hebrews off this board if you please.
>>71181072
I'm a fully qualified GP and can confirm that you don't know what you're talking about
>>71182020
Probably pretty different. Jon didn't give a single order the whole battle
>>71181991
>wildling fucking shits, wilding fucking shits everywhere
>>71181969
Why in the fuck would Cersei want to let everyone know that her son is a bastard of a different family that essentially usurped the throne from the Baratheon Line? Jesus mang, that's dumb.
>>71181549
For the european Realm!
>>71182051
Joffery is theorized to also have no sexual drive.
Everyone has been aged up in show cannon. Literally, wiki it for half a second.
This argument isn't even worth indulging you're just distracting from the evidence at this point.
>>71181847
I just don't understand tripfags, anon.
>>71182020
stupid question since Jon forgot that he was the commander so that the battle could be more "awesome"
>>71182080
>Do you know what the realm is?
>>71182062
> GP
> on 4chan at noon on a Thursday.
Okay
Regarding a specific sequence in episode 10:
Lannister Army and Freys dine and toast their victory. Jaime refuses to eat. At some point during the festivities they make Jaime aware the Freys captured the two leaving the scene. It doesn't click with Jaime until they display the mutilated, tortured and dead bodies of Podrick and Brienne. Black Walder makes several jokes that hint that he and others may have raped Brienne. Jaime goes ape shit and he and his forces slaughter every Frey that moves. Whether disguised and has removed the disguise or no disguise at all, I don't know, but I do know Jaime finds Arya and knows her identity. Desiring to fulfill Brienne's oath of getting Arya to safety he tells her to come with him and he'll bring her to Jon Snow. Whether this means Jaime knows what happened at the battle at Winterfell I can't answer. Don't know the rest of the dialogue. Do know, though distrustful, Arya agrees.
Some additional key point:
- Believe Arya gets final kill of Walder Frey.
- They retrieve "Oathkeeper" in the mayhem.
- Don't know what they do to the Twins when reaching exterior. No knowledge of in studio CGI filming. Though, have heard rumors of a Jaime "burn them all" moment where the remaining Freys get trapped and he orders Bronn to burn the twins to the ground with them in it. But I cannot confirm.
>>71181549
TRAITOR
>>71182055
this isn't about visuals faggot, it's about props and costumes
>>71182076
The same reason she blows up the Tyrells with wild fire? If she can't control Tommen she has no power. And she's only telling Tommen, not the sparrow or anyone else. She essentially wants to black mail his claim to throne to get off
WHO OWNS THE NORTH?
>>71180667
the big bad is not the white walkers but the HUMANS
>still no Rickon getting hit by the arrow+Radmure webm
step it up /got/
>>71182080
>The realm. Do you know what the realm is? It's the thousand blades of Queen Elizabeth's enemies, a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget that it's a lie.
>>71182121
This isn't even a good effort.
>>71182154
That scene still makes me disappointed that there wasn't an Umberruse
>>71182131
> props and costumes not being visuals
Okay so you don't have an argument. Cool
>>71182121
They're not going to kill Podrick until he finds out about his true heritage
>>71181793
Wait, hold on now. Are you honestly trying to tell me that not ONE of the characters I just listed are of an age where acne would be a problem? NOT ONE!
Look, I get it. You want you pet Bran theory to hold water, and YES, it is within the realm of possibility. But all of the evidence you cite is flimsy. Bran does not have acne, not because it is a relevant plot point and D&D are attempting to make him some sort of Varys analogue, but because they are not going to put Isaac on television with visible pimples on his face. They use concealer. It's a simply and industry standard. If you look at pic related you can even see it. If it WAS a plot point, it would be stated outright. D&D aren't exactly fans of subtlety. I think seasons five and six prove that beyond any reasonable doubt.
>>71182115
>Implying it's noon
>>71182187
> greentexting like a leddit pleb
go kys, you said visuals as in cinematography and CGI
>>71182277
Its Hiiiiiigh Noon
>>71182121
I love Brienne but this is far more interesting than the shit I think will happen.
>>71182247
Elaborate.
>>71182158
Make it yourself.
If someone made a visual novel about ASOIAF, who do you think would be the main character? He/she must be from a well known family to have any real effect on the politics of Westeros, and young and unmarried.
My vote goes to Trystane/Arianne Martell.
>>71182184
At least we got this.
>>71182087
>Joffery is theorized to also have no sexual drive.
>Theorized
>Theorized
Joffrey is a sadist that gets off by torturing women... It's literally a major plot point.
But, for the sake of argument, what is the justification in this theory for Joffrey's lack of sex drive? Is he a secret paraplegic?
>>71182334
I laugh every time
>>71182315
The "stillborn" true son of Robert and Cersei, sent away by Cersei to go live with Illyn Payne because she didn't want to raise any of Robert's trueborn children, but didn't have the heart to kill her own children.
>>71182315
He's a Baratheon bastard, it's why he is "hired" as a Tyrion's squire in Book 2
>>71181072
>implying premed isnt just babys first bio bach
lmao
OH FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHnFhooKHk0
OH FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHnFhooKHk0
OH FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHnFhooKHk0
>>71182271
i cant wait until the hair stylists on GOT stop greasing down his hair and let it be clean and fluffy
>>71182326
dude the writing of the soap opera is visual novel tier
so either Kelly C or Jon Snuh
>>71182376
>>71182380
Wait what the fuck? So he isn't a Payne after all?
>>71181072
I am the Surgeon General of the United States of America, and I can confirm that you are a fucking tosser.
>>71181793
You're definitely trolling, you've been trying it with this argument for several days now and even an aspie like you knows its not true
>>71182352
There's so much textual evidence that Joffery has never been interested in women. The books scene where Tyrion notes that Joffery isn't interested in any of the whores, the show scene where tyrion hires whores and Joffery just has them hit each other instead.
None of this about him being sexually AROUSED by it, it's almost always about how he denies sexuality by replacing it with violence. Dude dies a virgin.
And for the last time, literally 10 minutes of google research will show you that most men who were paralyzed before puberty can never recover or develop a sexual drive.
>>71182184
i feel ya
Leaked image from the finale
>>71182403
It's supposed to look gross and dirty. Shame though, this is part of the reason people think Isaac is ugly. IRL hea cute.
>>71182414
It's equally possible this is Gendry, but because Gendry is a composite of several bastards on the show and essentially doesn't exist anymore, It's most likely Pod
>>71182334
Too soon.
Still laughed.
>>71182466
another 1
>>71182400
The last we heard any version of Hear Me Roar/Rains of Castamere was S4, right?
This one started well but lost direction after the one minute mark.
>>71182466
Stannis?
>>71182434
>>71182428
>>71182381
I guess I shouldn't have expected to be talking to intellectuals on 4chan but this is genuinely surprising. I really thought the paralysis relationship to sexuality is common knowledge and one of the main reasons it never has to be explicitly stated outside of Book 2 Bran Chapter 6 and S3E4 but maybe this is proof that show watchers are as dumb as everyone says
>>71182123
Fack off, UKIP
VON DER STAUBIGEN MESA
>>71182487
So does he survive the hanging by the Brotherhood in the books?
>>71181549
>>71182586
treacherous bastard
>>71182184
No ruses in this show anon, only gore and dragons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDQpp4P9BaQ
>>71182598
yeah, he's more than likely collateral for Brienne when she's sent to murder Jamie
Was Bobby B a shitty father? You never see any interaction with him and his kids.
>>71182403
They are being intentionally rude tbqh. His stylists do him absolutely no favors. Why the fucking bangs still???? Why can't they style it like pic related?
>>71182633
Was this the biggest shark jump in the entire show?
>>71181809
>implying the Native Americans had any sense of land ownership
>implying they didn't sell it all for shiny beads and guns to help kill the other nomadic tribes better
>>71182121
this is a nice plot.
remind me why will we get some bullshit ending whereas people like should be working at HBO?
>>71182639
>a shoullda been a fatha to ya
>shouldda taught you 'ow to be a man
I'd say so.
GoT is full of shitty fathers though, Jaime, Nedd, Walder, Balon and Bobby B.
>>71182583
bro I was premed too, graduated and went into business instead because idaf about people.
there is a chance that Bran cannot function, but there is also a chance that he can. it's whatever GRRM/D&D want basically
>>71182564
I don't agree I think it's a solid remix for this theme
As a Murkan (inb4 reddit) I think that I've finally decided that Yurop has the superior women.
Whether it be 10/10 godesses or outright slags, you guys have the best of the best, with Canada coming in at a not too distant second.
I don't even want to look at another Murrican woman. They are all terrible. If they're not cunts, they're fat. If they're not fat, they're cunts. Now thanks to SJW shit, they are mostly just fat cunts. I never want to look at another Murrican woman again. They just make my penis soft. Give me a base-born Euroslag any day of the damn week, because they are leaps and bounds ahead of our women in terms of overall quality.
>>71182447
Well, I've googled it for ten minutes and the most I can find is that men with paraplegia, depending on the severity, cannot get psychogenic erections. But again, you're argument fails to account for the fact that there are many different types of spinal injuries, and one person may not be effected in the same way as another. But if you would like to point me toward some sort of reputable article published that says boys with spinal injuries cannot develop sexually 100% of the time and beyond any shadow of a doubt, I will gladly concede and accept your bullshit theory as fact.
>>71182649
What? Why?
>>71182485
I know it makes sense that its dirty but i still hate it. hopefully he gets to wash his hair at castle black
>>71182649
No, it was when they decided to condense two books into one season and introduced Dorne without the main characters.
>>71182704
>retarded time travel paradox
>terrible execution
>>71182692
Nah dude I was trolling lol
>>71182648
His season 4 wig was the biggest hair travesty in Game of Thrones history and I'm 100% convinced they did it on purpose. You cant make something that bad on accident. They should have just used his natural hair even if it was a little shorter than his season 3 hair.
ABSOLUTELY MORAL MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
>>71182688
Your women really are fat anonand honestly you probably are as well
Daily reminder that they have to give GoT a happy ending because there's no Robert's Rebellion spin-off coming which objectively had a happy ending.
Write your local HBO Executive and tell him what you think about that.
>>71180472
In book one in one of his chapters maester Luwin gently summed up all the things he'll never get to do due to his broken back, including siring children.
>>71182735
Except it was neither of those.
>>71181446
already voted to remain. i love how you guys think you're going to win this.
>>71182688
Please someone follow this up with ass-upwards Sophie Turner.
>>71182783
It was both of them you fucking moron.
>>71182729
They only cast the sand sneks because Gurrm said they were important.
So are they going to assassinate Tommen next episode or what? They've just kinda disappeared since arriving in KL.
>>71182688
Matt, you've never even been kissed by a girl on the cheek
>>71182789
How about we stop spamming that pic before I make like Fagamante and get your asses permabanned
>>71181570
That's the entire south of England, cucky.
>>71182789
Dont have that one but
If Brandon, Eddard, and Benjon all lived, and they all got married and had children, would they all live in Winterfell?
>>71182688
Kek, I always find it funny when people say American women are cunts and don't give them the time of day. It's probably true, I'm American, and I just want a nice British slag or an Aussie criminal because I dig other people's accents, but that doesn't stop me from ducking as many American girls as I can, and they make it so easy.
do people here like vikings?
>>71182735
I think most viewers have stopped questioning time travel, accept that the idea is bullshit and just get on with the program. Also, I found Hordor's background/death the only real surprising revelation this season. For me, it is the scene that sticks out. Nothing about the bastardbowl, for example, really sticks with me.
Oh, Hodor and Bearfu.
>>71182735
I mean, nah, it was probably one of the more deserved and well set up climaxes in the show but u probs trollin anyways
>>71182824
I like that pic though, she adorable, plus she can barely contain her deep despair
>tfw every non-official pic of Sophie is her looking sad and defeated
>tfw you will never protect her smile, or fuck her in the butt
>>71182844
Based Torstein.
>>71182688
>slags
aka drug users british whores
the trash of a society
the filth of human race
>>71182884
I had a good laugh at that, nice b8.
>>71182824
>permabanned
Scary.
>>71182844
I like Last Kingdom.
>>71182735
Bran's time traveling shenanigans are the only surprising and interesting thing happening on the show anymore but you stay mad cunt
>>71182929
It was fucking retarded you shit taste cock.
>>71182814
holy shit have they been in KL?
Wouldn't be surprised if they showed up to court just to get exploded. D&D is killing off ANYONE that won't be involved in the white walkers / Dany conflict
>>71182929
Implying time travel will even be mentioned, let alone be a plot point ever again.
Notice how quickly everyone stopped giving a shit that Jon was resurrected? It's gonna be the same thing over again.
>tfw no one ever takes your b8
:(
PRESS F TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS
>>71183011
That's a big city
>>71182908
>>71182969
> Twist that had textual evidence from the first book
> Never overtly obvious but not completely out of nowhere
> Creates entire new realm of possibilities for the universe
> Doesn't create any paradoxes
I'd be at a loss to even find an example of Time Travel that's as clean as this shows. It's really one of the better things this universe as accomplished IMO
Way better than Red "Obviously we're going to kill Lesser Jon Snow Stark" Wedding as a twist
>>71183001
Jon's resurrection is a pretty huge thing that underlies everything. I don't understand. Do you want someone to say "Holy shit you died and came back to life" in every scene?
>>71182969
I know. I wish they never brought cripplebitch back. I can't believe we're missing out on more. The season where they left him out was the absolute high point of the entire show. Everyone agrees and that statement is not in the least bit controversial.
>>71182837
Yes or they'd get their own castle somewhere in the North.
>>71183011
why are there 2 dark patches?
>>71183044
This is a joke post, right? Nobody actually liked that nonsensical time travel paradox.
>>71183069
I'd be sucking Jon's small pecker every day tbqh.
>>71183001
>Retard that hasn't read the leaks
Enjoy eating your own shit after Sunday's ep cunt
>>71182971
They have to play some important role like killing Tommen. Gurrm said they played a vital role which is why we had to suffer through Dorne's plot last season.
>>71183101
>Not spoiling the show for myself makes me a retard
>Branfags actually think this
>>71183001
> Is the fulcrum turning point of the show
> Stopped giving a shit
I guess subtly isn't your thing, would you prefer everyone be like "remember when u died" every episode?
This whole season his arc has been the fact that he's witnessed the afterlife as NOTHING and is grappling with the pointlessness of his own existence vs. the lives of the ones he loves and his destiny.
I'm guessing you wanted him to look like a zombie or something?
>>71183040
for you
>>71183075
they're hills
>>71183093
Everyone did you're just trying too hard to be a contrarian edgelord fag
>>71183151
>Everyone did
Idiots, maybe.
>>71183113
It's already confirmed Tommen killed himself though. They're more than likely going to be added to the Dany posse
>>71183011
idk much about ships and harbors
but putting a harbor on the river mouth is a good idea?
>>71183180
Tommen an heroing is confirmed? I thought it was just a theory.
>>71183093
It's more than likely going to win the Emmy too
>>71183133
>being wrong and a retard makes you a retard
cry some more about how wrong you are, retard
>>71183133
>not wanting to be spoiled
>browses /got/
Non-Branfags are actually this stupid
>>71183215
Delusional
>>71183214
>>71183180
to be fair, Tommen an heroing was a spoiler by Treude who got several spoilers wrong- he said Wun Wun lived, and that Blackfish and Rickon's fates were left ambiguous
>>71182650
>implying the Native Americans had any sense of land ownership
Come on, man. Even you know this is bullshit, anon. If they didn't have any sense of land ownership why did they spend much of the 18th century sending ambassadors to Britain requesting the king stop the settlers from stealing all their lands?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Proclamation_of_1763
>>71183268
Truede actually retconned about Wun Wun a few days before BoB, and Blackfish's fate IS left ambiguous. These are also all things that WOULD be ambigous for someone present for filming
>>71183268
I mean, I could easily see him killing himself, I just don't know what possible role the sneks could play that is important enough for D&D to cast them and make us suffer through their shit last season, if not something major like assassinating Tommen.
>>71183268
He went back and said Wun Wun died to an arrow in the eye. Then he said Rickon died. And blackfish died offscreen so..
>>71183294
>nomads in charge of land ownership
M8...
>>71183238
what spoilers?
>>>
NEWTHR
>>71183364
Eastern Woodlanders weren't nomads, son. That's plainsfolk you're thinking of.
>>71183601
Well that's all I have first hand experience with since I live among those """people"""".
Either way, they sold their land or otherwise lost it in wars and they can bitch and moan all they want from their reservations while they claim to be independent nations yet still skip across the borders to get """free"""" shit on my tax dollars.
tl;dr fuck injuns - we should have finished the job.
>>71183735
If you hate the natives so much why not leave their country? I'd say the same thing to a foreigner in Britain.
>>71183980
It isn't their country. They lost. Right of conquest.
And you faggots in Britain are being settled by your own hands right now. Don't blame anyone but yourselves when you become a caliphate and the muzzies move you to reservations like we did with the injuns.
>>71184026
>It isn't their country.
Natives held it for 30,000 to 50,000 years.
Settlers held it for 200 to 300 years.
Hmmmm.
>when you become a caliphate
If you knew much about European history, you'd know that every Muslim invasion of Western Europe over the past 1,300 years has failed to get anywhere beyond the Pyrenees for very long. This time, they don't even have an army and my country has a fuck-load of Sikhs who generally specialise in putting down Muslims. I think we'll manage.
>Right of conquest
If the Chicanos take over America, can they claim the right of conquest over your people?
>>71184234
>Natives held it for 30,000 to 50,000 years.
>Settlers held it for 200 to 300 years.
So how many more years of owning this land does it take to make it ours? They weren't even a country.
>If you knew much about European history, you'd know that every Muslim invasion of Western Europe over the past 1,300 years has failed to get anywhere beyond the Pyrenees for very long.
Every other invasion has been an outright invasion. This is a globalist invasion under the guise of immigration and "multiculturalism".
>This time, they don't even have an army
M8 have you paid attention at all to the news over the past year and a half? Spot the women and children in pic related.
>If the Chicanos take over America, can they claim the right of conquest over your people?
Yes, they actively and openly claim to be doing that in things like La Raza and reconquista shit. That's why we are going to build a wall and send them back.
>>71180273
you might be on to something anon, they're the same age and everythang.
>>71181446
voted out, remain fags should fuckin hang
>>71182844
yeah
