I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
i actaully want to make this a part of my daily ritual, followed by patrick bateman cleansing and then a honey i shrunk the kids breakfast, to a mr.bean brushing my teeth to work, and a good burger attitude at work, with a brazzers evening.
>>71164099
I'm a girl and reading this made me wet.
>>71164750
Cringe*
Damn auto-correct.
>>71164099
This has future
>>71164099
when do you grab hold of your t-1000 during the ritual?
>>71164992
It's actually ancient
>>71164099
are you me?
>>71164099
Summer
>>71165640
>t-1000
>Usually soft and pliable and bends
>turns into a stabbing weapon when needing to kill something.
I too have a terminator routine. It involves me staring at a wall in hopes of a system reboot during which my aperture would activate a back-up reserve of optimism.
I wanna walk nakked on the streets at night so people can see my big dong dongle to a sweet rhythm while I walk and whenever I ask them for some free clothes they'll hopefully understand the reference, play along and call me "nuts".
ay where's the vin diesel one
>>71164160
>patrick bateman cleansing
This is my ritual get your own faggot
>>71164099
sometimes I just pretend i have terminator vision.
no morning ritual thou
>>71164099
Never gets old
>>71164099
you stole this from twitter or somethingawful i cant remember where I read it
>>71164099
Is arnold a big guy?
excellent
Wow this old pasta
>>71164099
As a kid I used to act like I had a terminator arm and occasionally walk/run like a t800.
>hell I still do.
![Terminator 2 Special Edition.mp4_snapshot_01.57.36_[2014.09.04_20.54.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5gYZnuy.jpg "Terminator 2 Special Edition.mp4_snapshot_01.57.36_[2014.09.04_20.54.44].jpg")
Good God damn it's been five years since I've read this copypasta.
this pasta is like 80 years old you fucking cucks
god what a fucking embarrassment
