wwwwwweeeeeeeEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWwwwwwww
'za
the pizza does look kind of shitty, looks like it was homemade and someone hadn't quite perfected the recipe
1. That was labeled as thin crust
2. Pool of grease in the middle
3. Dough was unironically raw
4. Pizza was so greasy the toppings fell off
5. Sausage was burnt
No one can defend this
>>71135836
Why do people watch staged tv shows like Jerry Springer or Hells Kitchen? Is America THAT dumb?
>>71135836
>>71135836
Looks like a good, cheap, greasy ass pizza.
>>71136282
That's pretty clever
I like kitchen nightmares, but the rigid format is starting to get to me.
Every episode, Gordon does the exact same things in the exact same order.
>>71135836
I would eat that and love it. Fuck off Ramsay.
>>71138960
because you are probably binge watching them
>>71139019
>order thin crust
>get uncooked thick crust
>italian owner tells you it was a thin crust
Would eat and be amazed it wasnt made by sand niggers and cost 25 euros
Amerika is pig fämäläm
>>71136211
37 years the guy owned that pizzaria
>No one talking about the most batshit episode in history of the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk
>>71135836
Should've ordered the ' '
>>71136239
>3. Dough was unironically raw
how can that even... What?
hmm thats a tasty looking 'za. Shame it's not a 'go 'za.
>>71136239
>pool of grease
no. there was literally no more grease than your average sausage pizza. the fact that Gordon squeezed off a small puddle of grease and the camera zoomed in on it doesn't mean it was greasy. It looked fine.
>raw dough.
Again you're wrong. The center of the thickest crust was slightly underdone and would be absolutely fine to eat. The rest was browned just fine
>toppings fell off
In every pizza thread this is brought up and is shot down because there are hundreds of ways of making pizzas and half of them will have the shit fall off if you hold it up like a dumbass
>sausage was burnt
now you're just lying
Fuck you and fuck Ramsay
>>71139466
>there was literally no more grease than your average sausage pizza
and you think that makes it ok?
>>71139501
If you can't handle a moderately greasy sausage pizza you're a total loser and probably gay to be perfectly honest
>>71139466
>pool of grease
camera clearly shows the center greasy as fuck. the ends are soaked
>raw dough
gordon and the waitress both acknowledge the dough is raw
>toppings fell off
it is so greasy it all falls off.
>sausage was burnt
watch the footage it clearly shows how over done the sausage was
Is there any episode where the chef isn't a dumb idiot, where they actually work with Ramsay in a responsible manner?
>>71139466
amerifat detected
>>71139583
They don't show those.
>>71139583
Yes whenever it is a single mother chef Gordon has a soft spot for single mothers and will baby them
>>71139656
Any examples?
>>71139583
>every white chef
>"This is terrible, absolute shit even though it looks totally fine to the camera"
>black chef
>"the surprising food is the food is actually great"
He's such a cuck sometimes
>>71139678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1WYbDYGEAI
>>71135836
i understand that reference.
>>71139696
>>"This is terrible, absolute shit even though it looks totally fine to the camera"
>>black chef
>>"the surprising food is the food is actually great"
complete bullshit, kill yourself
hes done plenty of "soul food" restaurants and completely shits on them, usually because the kitchen is extremely lazy
>>71139466
spotted the obese yank
>>71139466
>when you're so used to eating crap you think it's normal
>>71139583
the reason why most of them failed after the show is because they all have personality disorders
the tv network will have a scout who can spot them through all the requests and pick them
>>71139718
Thanks
>>71139995
there was a few restaurants that did well after the show and expanded to 2 or 3 and when the popularity bubble popped they went out of business lmao
HOW
HARD
IS IT TO MAKE A FUCKING RIZOTTO?
AND WHY PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT IF IT IS THAT EASY TO FUCK IT UP JUST TO IMPRESS THE JUDGES
THEY FAIL EVERY SINGLE TIME
SOMEBODY PUT /ck/ ON THE LINE RIGHT FUCKING NOW, WHERE ARE THE EXPERTS
>>71135836
Link to this episode?
>>71136239
I'll have you know, that pizza was named "Best in Denver" in the July edition of the Denver local area Pennysaver in 1985.
>>71139718
british kitchen nightmares is so much fucking better then the dramatized american one.
>>71140075
Risotto's aren't that difficult to make honestly, but need a good eye and concentration. When you are under pressure on a cooking show you're probably more likely to fuck it up.
>>71140209
Every single time, on every cooking show, they fuck up the risotto and him or the judges of masterchef throws a "fit".
Its annoying. Ban this fucking plate already.
Foodies are faggots. You all need to die.
Good food requires good ingredients and a slight variety of things most people never keep at home. Also a gas stove and proper seasoned pans for magic.
My food is great.
>>71139995
They failed in the US because he changed the serving sizes to less food and made them cook fresh to order.
Customers don't have the patience to wait around for their grub, not gonna lie, neither do I. Also changing the system into a 3 course meal is something we're not used to, we do have a soup and salad course but nobody ever orders that. We're used to eating everything in one go (with optional desert maybe) and not in phases
Can you imagine americans waiting around for the "main"? Nah, they want to pig out right away
>>71139273
cant be true those guys are actors
americans cant be that hysterical
who's your nightmare-fu?
>>71140399
Shes hideous you got shit taste matey-o
>>71140367
Yes they all are.
Try talking about guns and slowly, without him realizing and saying directly, sugests that they might need to apply some sort of gun control
After a minute or two when they realize it they will lose their shit and be talking like the goverment is going to break into their house and take uncle kevin's bazooka away and apply fascism.
>people in this thread are actually arguing about a Pizza
>>71140457
>people in this thread are bitching about pizza discussion
>>71138960
Watch the UK version, the episodes vary a lot more and are less forcibly dramatic
>>71139540
>if you can't handle a greasy sausage YOU'RE the gay one
:^)
>>71140457
Faggots aren't people.
>>71139466
Hey Pete
>>71140399
American pizza is fucking disgusting m8s, i feel sorry for ramsay having to taste this shit.
>Ramsey tastes the dishes
>good but not delicious 10/10 dish is served
>he has nothing bad to say about it
>probably not the problem of the restaurant
>''it's bland''
>not from NJ/NY
>think you actually know what actual real pizza taste like
you pizza peasants are hilarious
some time ago was a thread where some dude gave list of kitchen nightmares us must see eps, could someone give, let's say top 5-10 kitchen nightmares uk eps?
>>71140399
I have a master-fu
>>71140868
american pizza isn't anything special m8, let alone that one area.
>>71140908
What's wrong with it?
>>71140868
What the rat feces gives it the flavor or something.
>>71140929
you can't eat it with spoon
>>71140868
>from NJ/NY
>thinks he actually knows what actual real pizza taste like
If this is NY pizza, I can't imagine the atrocities that come from NJ
-btw this is an example of what they want ppl to see
>>71140908
?
I'm American, and that looks good.
>>71140891
The one where the lady chef attacks Ramsay with the kitchen knife was funny.
>>71141024
but are you extremely fat?
>>71140281
Nah, it's just a dish that needs to be looked after and attended to, if you are balancing a lot of things and have never worked in a professional kitchen it is the first thing I'd imagine someone'd fuck up.
>>71140325
you dont want to be bloated when you go out, you wan't something tasty or done in a way you can't with equipment at home
you also want time to chat with your date gf or family
anything over 20min is a wait unless you ordered something really good
a restaurant shouldn't be a takeaway, If you want take away food or to serve take away food open a takeaway
>>71140868
>hasn't been to venice
>will never taste the greatest pizza in the world
>>71141040
what season and ep number? sounds awesome
people still believe any form of tv isn't 100% fake. I got some WWE tix to sell you buddy.
>>71141067
>you dont want to be bloated when you go out
No, I'm merely telling what it's like. It's how people eat here
>you also want time to chat with your date gf or family
.. No, not really
>anything over 20min is a wait unless you ordered something really good
That like saying anything with a price hike will be better no questions asked.
>>71141206
so in america you just plonk your ass down don't talk and stuff your face with cheese and pasta then leave?
whats the point
>>71141080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8yCH3fsOqk
>>71140962
Kek.
>>71140868
>not from CT
>think you actually know what actual real pizza tastes like
New Haven pizza is the best, you pleb.
>>71139696
>Not knowing black people cook better than whites
It's a pattern for a reason, but whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>71140439
>>71141250
No, he's just retarded.
>>71140868
>>71140992
I live in South Jersey where there's an Italian-owned pizzeria every other block, most of it doesn't knock your socks off (or maybe I'm just used to eating it so much) but it's pretty good. Pic related is a place I frequent and one oft he best.
I've never had New York pizza by the way, what exactly separates it from New Jersey pizza? Pictures of New York pizza usually looks like it has slimmer, thinner crust.
>>71141538
>>Not knowing black people cook soul food & BBQ better than whites
fyp
Niggers know how to make great fried chicken. Lobster ravioli? Not so much.
>>71141743
Black people can cook delicious things from their own culture just like how white people can cook delicious things from their own culture.
>>71141668
New Jersey pizza includes ground up bits of human flesh as a side-effect of all the mob activity there.
If anybody is actually interested in this show, watch the UK version. There are some episodes on Youtube and it's actually pretty good.
The US version is dramatized to the extreme - tons of fake crying, people shouting, it's like reality TV. UK is more like a cooking show with business info. You get an idea what it's like to run a restaurant.
The true masters of pizza are the asians.
>>71142410
>tapas inspired
>paired with Spanish-style
>sausage
wat, at least put there real chorizo you fucking japs.
>>71139696
This isn't true you lying asshole.
>>71142410
>pizza out of tapas
everyone involved in this needs to die
>>71139066
>Italian owner is actually Greek
Also checked
>>71140367
I actually worked in a family-owned pizzeria in Idaho and shit was insane. I watched my boss throw the pizza he pulled from the oven at the fucking window because someone forgot to put enough onions on it. Dude was enraged when the tiniest things went wrong. I love the food industry, but it's full of assholes that blow off at the slightest thing that refuse to change anything, like ever.
>>71135836
What ep is this? Can I get a link
>>71136280
>>71139128
>>71139587
>>71139802
>>71140367
>>71140439
>>71140670
>>71140910
>>71141043
>>71141250
Tired memes general
Sage and move on
>>71140439
This isn't nearly as funny as you thought it was when you typed it.
>>71142962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>Not going for the good ol' goyzah
>>71143071
How many calories is this?
>>71143157
I'd eat it t b h
just need a little degreasing
>>71135836
I've eaten far worse.
>>71143157
As a fan of all types of pizza I love some big puffy crust pizza. So comfy.
>>71143037
oh gosh the waitress is a total qt
>>71143157
>best pizza in denver, 1985
>>71143232
>So comfy.
What does comfy mean at this point? Are you going to use it as a pillow or something?
>>71139273
>Ramsey tips the waitress out the door
Based.
Although seeing the Europoors in here, I'm sure they'll disagree on this standard that should be expected.
>>71143538
In real countries they make actual wages, they dont have to beg for a living no matter how simple their job is.
I only tipped in the czech republic, where a 2€ tip will make you a king.
>>71136239
Shut up Ramsay, it looks good.
>>71141668
That looks real good.
>>71141984
You rat fuck
>>71143622
That's true.
Disappointing.. Tipouts were what I looked forward to every week when I was a food runner.
>>71135836
>amerilards will defend that thing
>>71142978
>Americans making fun of Europe for being "diverse"
Explain this meme
>>71140840
this nigga got wonkavision
>>71140868
Literally just seasoned you fucking pleb
>>71144701
>>71139466
mate I can see the grease puddles in that picture.
>>71139583
No
The people like that either:
Don't get in financial trouble
Seek help in a more low-profile way and quietly implement the advice
>>71139696
>he actually got you's
i'm shitting my pants with laughter
European style "pizza" is disgusting
>>71145221
You mean actual pizza?
>>71135836
That's a big pizza
>>71143232
The chef considered that the "thin crust"
>>71135836
I want to FUCK that pizza.
Look at that shitty crust lmao
>>71144973
>american enjoying his pizza
>>71143037
>Still open and has solid reviews
Good for them.
I'm watching Amy's banning company right now. I think these guys were trying to transition their business from restaurant to reality TV. There is no way these people are legit.
>>71145562
it is high test
>>71143182
>degreasing
Is it really a thing or just an autistic meme?
>>71146316
>not degreasing your pizza
I want to rape that waitress with the pizza greasy as lubricant
>>71146316
If a pizza is greasy you just dab it with paper towels. pizza having grease doesn't inherently make it bad. It's fucking comfort food you stuck up morons
>>71135836
Reminder that ketchup is the only good pizza dipping sauce.
>>71140399
looks like she belongs in a dumpster.
It looks like Petes pissed in my pasta.
>>71146396
if its grease from the meat a little is fine. but if there is no meat and its greasy that means its the cheap shitty cheese made from oil
>>71146476
a bad pepperoni can also be really greasy
>>71143271
I love colorado, but they have some truly disgusting pizza joints there. My friends from there took me to a place they couldn't stop raving about, and it was the nastiest, chewiest pie I ever ate.
