Characters /tv/ would hate today.
>>71109410
all of Cuck Camerons strong womyns
Shit. You're right.
>>71109497
No shit I'm right. You cucks would scream bloody murder if Joan of Arc would come parading into town to save you from literal foreign oppression
>inb4 white knight
>inb4 lel r3bbit
>inb4 cuck/tumblr etc
Does /tv/ enjoy anything?
>>71109592
>Does /tv/ enjoy anything?
I enjoy a good stogie now and then
>>71109457
>I DON'T NEED NO MAN
fuck these character ruin every movie their in.
>>71109620
A cigar or a joint?
If it's a cigar, what is your prefered drink?
I liked fight club.
>>71109655
Wild Turkey usually
>>71109712
Good choice. Smoking weed is for kids tebehe.
>>71109649
Case in fucking point
>>71109773
weed is what my parents did... i wasn't as into it.
>>71109592
>Does /tv/ enjoy anything?
GoT, and that's literally it. Had to hide 6 threads on the first page just now
I hate to admit it, but probably.
I mean /tv/ does loves like strong females too so long as they play second fiddle to a stronger male.
>>71109457
Ripley wasn't that at all though...
>>71109862
I think it's a joke, but it's pretty fucked up.
Ripley is fine. It's not like she beat the Alien in a fist fight...
>>71109847
>GoT
I doubt it. The amount of shitposting and bitching and moaning in /got/ is almost beyond belief. I know some of it is in jest, but for the good part it's sincere.
>>71109847
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
>>71109410
Fuck you.
She would only be hated ironically, just like most things on /tv/.
>>71110100
/tv/ doesn't like anything unironically for more than 1 month.
>>71110092
>>71110097
Proving him right.
>>71109592
All I want in life is for a woman to save me.
>>71109457
They are all tough, but they still feel like women being tough. They don't act like they took over the part from a man, they still have some femininity in their mannerisms, emotions etc. At the very least they seem androgynous when being tough, but never like they're faking male behavior.
>>71110177
No woman ever will. Not as long as you keep bitching about "muh SJWs, lel fegs and cucks."
>>71110266
I never commented on the sjw bullshit, I always try to be impartial, and I hate the cuck meme.
>>71110228
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>>71110434
>>71110434
>>71110485
IMAGINE
>>71110434
>>71110485
>>71110434
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>>71110494
>>71110434
STATUESQUE
>>71110434
>>71110485
>>71110494
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>71110556
>>71110556
ayyyy
>>71110556
I have never keked quite so hard as I keked reading this
>>71110746
Is this the first time you've seen this ancient pasta?
It is funny.
But Alien is a good movie while Ghostbusters will be a shit movie
>>71110859
Don't go on /tv/ that often
>>71109457
Dont forget Neytiri was basically a bodyguard for blue Sully in Avatar.
>>71109592
dubs
>>71110556
>her mannish fucking gremlin face
Every time
>>71109904
not as fucked up as /b/ or /d/
>>71109410
Nah, Ripley is a well developed character, also is a realistic character, well stablished by Scott and expanded by Cameron. Don´t maters is have a vagina or a penis, her actions feels apropiated and over all, she is not a fucking mary sue.
>>71109457
strong people tend to have muscle
even women
Nope, it'd still crush on her
>>71112166
Not disagreeing with you about Ridley but NIGGA PLEASE. /v/ would shit their fucking pants over Ridley being the sole survivor, let alone her and Parker even being in the same room
>>71109410
>>71109457
Everyone but Vasquez still acts like a woman in those movies though, with strong maternal feelings guiding their actions.
And Vasquez fucking dies.
>>71109592
t. r3bbit
>>71109410
She was notable for being one of the first sci-fi action wymyn. Of course she'd be hated today as she's now become a bad cliche exploited by SJWs.
>>71109410
Let's be perfectly honest, almost any strong female character would be. Nobody can do anything one way or another anymore without an army of cows ready to accuse them of being SJW's or racists or misogynists etc etc.
>>71113338
Vasquez is a fucking side character, she doesn't need maternal feelings. And it's not like her character type is far-fetched; she's the only woman who made the cut in an elite military squad for fuck's sake.
And she fucking dies.
>>71113530
>Nobody can do anything one way or another anymore without an army of cows ready to accuse them of being SJW's or racists or misogynists etc etc.
>army of cows
I'm on the phone with my mom and now I have to explain why I burst out laughing
>>71109457
I think they're fine, maybe sarah connor as she says some pretty cringy shit in T2.
>>71113558
>she's the only woman who made the cut in an elite military squad
Who are Ferro and Dietrich?
>>71113558
Exactly my point. Thanks for writing it better.
>>71113854
mary sue them up fampai
>>71113854
Cast Arnie in a dress, anyone who says he's not a womyn is a cis priviliged piece of patriarchal scum
>>71110077
It's mostly in jest. Half of it is trying to trigger characterfags to sperg out in anger.
>>71113834
Oh, right. Forgot about them.
In either case, what >>71113845 seems to want is that all of the females in the unit to be as forgettable as they were
Also, if I just proved your point, >>71113834
just proved why your point sucks
>>71114016
For all of the marines in Aliens though, you literally could have flipped a coin when deciding on their genders. They're there to be overconfident braggarts who get slaughtered in seconds
>>71109410
Mary Sue bitch
>>71114111
Which is fine; ideal even. >>71113845 >>71113338 wants the women to wear aprons and bake cookies lest you get them confused with the men
The movie has overt themes about masculinity/femininity regardless
>>71109410
>Any female that isn't a simpering barely-pubescent fuck puppet.
>female with a third of the muscle mass of her opponent beats him in a melee fight
>>71109410
Literally no denying this.
>>71112166
Sorry fucko, don't believe this for a second. You would go out of your way to ignore all her "well developed" qualities and dig up some trash to show how she's just a feminist forced diversity character sticking it to the patriarchy. That's how simplistic and predictable you are.
