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King in the North Edition
>>71092749
>>71092749
>>71092749
Azor Jon
Trials of /Highgarden/ edition
>>71094774
Azor Dany
>>71094774
First for niggers-never-shown
>waaah you were so mean to me back in Winterfell after I was a huge cunt to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr39g6hPB_8
BRAVO D&D
>>71094774
Azor Mel
>>71094848
Yeah, but Theon had more privilege than Tyrion. Tyrion had every right to check that privilege.
Right. Why were like 20 sons of the harpy just murdering what looked like unarmed civilians outside the walls of meereen? Was this suppose to be siege on land, that the Dothraki broke? What a shit scene. They didn't even have to spend money on it if they didn't want. Just do another shot like the 'battle' between Stannis and the Boltons at the end of S5
>>71094868
1 episode left
Bye bye smelly Melly
>>71094774
Azor Dykes
>euron personal jesus
What did they mean by this?
>>71094877
I heard that complaint before and it is valid. But how come nobody complains about the Muhreen parlay with the slavers? That was utter horseshit too.
I dreamed I was old, /got/.
Azor Bran
>>71094905
What went wrong?
>>71094886
Heh, no, she's not only going to live to see Arya again, she and Kinvara will set up Jon and Dany.
>>71094949
>see Arya
>Again
wat
>>71094949
Azorbowl WHEN? There can only be one Lord's Chosen.
>>71094905
Wow this actually gave me feels. Thank you /got/, you're my true bros
>>71094871
Tyrion has a cock he has 100% more privilege than Theon, and should have been nicer.
>>71094947
Success
>>71094904
The fact that they're still flinging shit while treating with the enemy made sense as far as the masters were concerned. If you're talking about the writing/acting I don't have anything to say but the idea of it sits well enough.
>>71094974
Next episode after Cleganebowl
>>71094845
Based
>>71094871
But Theon is an asexual tranny now
>>71094972
She picked up Gendry from the BWB back in the day.
>>71094943
Azor can't wait till they kill him in season 7 episode one without giving him any lines so they can jew him out of some shekels
>>71094905
What happened?
>>71094903
Reminds me of a moat. Like with the castle Brynden Tully (Blackfish) was trying to defend.
Will next episode be as Kino as the last one?
>>71094904
What specifically didn't you like? Nothing stood out to me either way. Well, historically, I guess you're not supposed to kill each other at parlay are you? A kind of brief honour-bound ceasefire? And why did they take the masters right into the middle of the city and all the way to the top of a pyramid? And why would the masters agree to go there?
>>71094845
B E A R D B O W L
Where's Ramsay the 360 no scope webm?
>>71094972
They met at the Brotherhood without Banners. She told Arya they will meet again. So you're going to be disappointed if you think she will be killed next week.
>>71094974
Isn't the entire show Azorbowl? I'd be content if Mel and Kinvara were to share bed.
>>71094845
kek
they both total bros, I bet they had great time shooting the battle
>>71094780
How is this always the first post?
It's not even like the firstposters try to spam Azor Jon! No, it's just the first post and that's it.
ALWAYS!
>>71094979
Theon killed little boys, he has artificial privilege points and deserves to be bullied.
>>71095069
Theon didn't kill the boys.
First for CIA's teleportation device
>>71094780
Damn right
>>71095022
Show got succesful, Dabid and Dan didn't try anymore.
>>71095055
You can reply to your own thread immediately after creating it
>>71095097
He gave the order.
Alright, just watched the newest episode
I know how GoT is going to end
>The 3 womyn in the throne room
>Dany sits on the throne
>They outlaw all men
>>71095069
The boys were white males. They deserved to die.
>The show is going to end with all the female characters ruling and all the surviving male characters literally castrated
>>71095097
No, he just gave the command to kill them. Poor innocent Theon.
>>71094845
Giantsbane vs. Umber (chained giant) was unoronically one of the best additions to this battle, story-wise, bravo D&D!
>>71095123
I made the thread. I did not post azor jon.
>>71095137
>>71095148
Hive mind
>>71095097
He didn't kill Bran and Rickon. He did kill two farmer's boys though, or at least ordered it to be done so their corpses could be disguised as them.
>>71095137
More like
>Dany sits on the throne
>it breaks
>>71095161
As if that line of thought entered D&D's mind at any point.
>>71095069
Wew lad
> Battle of the Bastards is literally the highest rated thing ever created on imdb with a perfect 10/10
Let's list all the /got/ approved nicknames:
>Bobby B
>Salsa Stark
>Kelly C
>Carl Drogo
>Stannis the Mannis
...
>>71095186
Melly Sanders
>>71095186
>Salsa Stark
It's Salsa Starch. You need to go back.
>>71095069
He killed little WHITE boys, he has negative privilege points
>>71095186
>>71095208
Smelly Melly
>>71095186
>>71095211
>Bobby B
>Salsa Stark
>Kelly C
>Carl Drogo
>Stannis the Mannis
>Melly Sanders
>>71095186
Jason Voorhees
>>71095181
Dany's part aside, it was great
The battle was amazing
Opinions of triggered autists with hundreds of Authentic Total War Experience™ are automatically discarded
>this slow on tuesday
What happened
>>71094905
>The starks, ravens, family history, dire wolves, and spuritual trees
Now all we have is MUH WOMYN
Also, why the fuck did the two other dragons follow Dany around when the kast tine they saw her she pocked them up into a pyramid
>>71095181
Accept it anon, it is what the audience wants. Got became too big for its own right.
>>71094943
>he's pointing directly at your penis. What do?
So now that Bran is the last Stark with a penis standing, will he be Lord of Winterfell when it's all said and done?
That smile though
>>71094995
>>71095036
All the bodyguards of the Master's uniformly laying down their arms and running away as one. Not one hesitated, not one stayed loyal. It's like they had a collective consciousness. And this happens within... 2 seconds. Wow. THIS is classic retarded Hollywood TV.
And their leaders? They just keep standing, exposing themselves to what follows next. They don't interrupt Tyrion, they don't order their men to withdraw orderly together with them - nothing.
>but yeah killing during a parlay is also kinda bad form, especially if you want to parlay again in the future
Who is older, Jaime or Cersei? Is Jamie herValonqar?
>There are people it there that don't realise the first part of ASOIAF was subverting cliches for shock, only for the latter part to play them straight to shock people who weren't expecting it
Oh I'm laffin'
>>71095297
Shit writing
>>71095167
Its not really hard to connect the dots from what you see my friend, every character with actual power is a womyn, Jon has some grasps but Sansa reminds him who is in charge,
Littlefinger has knights of the Vale as long as he controls that little brat, thats a bit flimsy if you ask me, little shit can say, im bored uncle Peter im going home lol!
Sparrow has fanatics, thats not really some force 90& of his power is in the people, people loves you today tommorow he can be sick of you.
We know that granny Olena calls the shots in Tyrell house and Cersei is cucking Jaimie.
You dont really need to be a genious to connect the dots.
Scenes like this...good times. Literally every character's personality is on point. At the same time its subtle, interesting, leads to something and it makes sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4xtl5psU-k
>>71094888
STOP
MAKING
THAT
FACE
>>71095294
The generals yeah, but there are loads of active threads
>the Eyrie, widely considered impregnable by the world, is going to be ruled by Sansa, who is infertile
pottery
>>71095181
The direction of the episode was amazing. It was fucking phenomenal.
The director should be getting all the praise, not D&D.
He also did Hardhome. He's so fucking good.
What will they write for the scene where Theon, Varys, and Greyworm are all in a room with Tyrion?
>>71095318
Again: Look at this, I dare you to. Look at how the guards look at each other and zip off. If this isn't rushed television making, I don't know what is. The more often you see it, the more preposterous it becomes.
>>71095297
>kast tine they saw her she pocked them up
What went wrong, anon?
How do I achieve prostate orgasm?
>>71095026
Original is better
>>71095186
Ser Sea.
King Slanding
>>71095318
>especially if you want to parlay again in the future
Why would Dany do that? Every action she takes has as immediate and only consequence "acquire new tools to conquer westeros"
>>71095186
Radmure Tully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PYtz_reNA4
>>71095318
>that woman with the three giant dragons says you get to live if you leave right now
>hmm, let me stand around and think this decision through for a moment
What is up with the "Azor [character]" meme? You mean it like "based"? Why? (I know about Azor Ahai)
>>71095336
>salsa
>infertile
proofs?
>>71095353
>I make joke
D&D
>>71095154
WHO IS THIS GOBLIN!?!?!?
>>71095389
Azor Jon!
>>71095389
People are stupid
>>71095186
CIA
Melly Sanders
J Bear
I want to fug Emilia
>>71095389
>I know about Azor Ahai
Then you should know what it means.
>>71095181
Well it was pretty good, ignoring Tyrion and Dany, which are shit anyway
The battle was directed well
But I agree, it is by no means the Battle of the Blackwater episode
so it's confirmed that Cercei burns down the red keep, flees the city after Tommen commits Hare Krishna, gets captured by the brotherhood, is offered trial by combat and then we get Cleganebowl to start off next season?
>>71095417
How much have you been paid to say that?
>>71095385
I knew this argument would come. But seriously, people don't act like this, not even as a group. This is television at its worst.
This is:
>the bodybuards need to vanish from the scene as quickly as possible
>>71095417
t. euron
>>71095311
As my King commands.
>>71095356
It's 4 am, I'm on my phone, and I'm pissed
I'm sorry
This episode made the spear/shield wall look scary as HELL
>>71095417
Poor you
>>71095403
It's Maisie, dummy :^)
>>71095417
But do you have a BIG COCK?
>>71095438
You should sleep
>>71095320
Cersei is eldest
You may be right after all
>>71095427
I find her pretty hot tbqh famalam
>>71095424
>clegenefags are getting more desperate than stannisfag at this point
STOP MAKING FUN OF SANSA!
>>71094824
Id trial her highgarden. Wouldnt be suprised if she married Jon by the way kings are dying.
>>71095385
>drop swords, rush off
brilliant! i hope the writers are earning a fortune, not every hobo from the next street corner could have come up with this shit
>>71095451
I have a BIG DRAGON
>>71095455
Is he going to teleport to King's Landing and ut her down before she ignites the city?P O T T E R Y
>>71095461
Are you autistic? All the "Stannis is alive" is ironic memery to trigger redditors like you
Jon despite being in the north and seeing all sorts of brutal shit still thinks rickon is going to live. Then when he gets shot by an arrow instead of just retreating immediately he decides to charge? I know he's his brother etc but that was some stupid shit. He was warned ahead of time by sansa. He's had to make tough decisions before but this seems to fly contradictory to the character. Hows he fit to lead when his stupid shit killed all his men?
Battle was pretty cool.
I don't know why they didn't use the giant as a focal point to break out of the encirclement if it takes 50+ arrows to kill.
>>71095186
>>71095274
Wolverine.
>>71095416
Approved
>>71095453
I can't sleep when D&D is cucking me out of a good story senpai
Next thing we know Bran's lady friend is going to be a warg too and she'll be way better than him at it because girl power
reposting
>Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he is the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height.
wtf have they made Tyrion into?!
>>71095451
>But do you have a BIG BLACK COCK?
ftfy
>>71095186
>Bobby B
>Salsa Stark
>Kelly C
>Carl Drogo
>Stannis the Mannis
>Melly Sanders
>Radmure Tully
>CIA
>J Bear
>Ser Sea.
>King Slanding
(goddamn I have feels about tricking newfriends into asking who was King Slanding now)
>>71095463
She is a treasonous cunt. She deserves death, not ridicule.
>>71095492
But he's a legendary swordman anon :^)
>>71095437
those skinny ass arms
When Yara mentioned that Euron wanted to give Dany his big cock, why did Dany turn to Tyrion with a cheeky grin on her face? What did they mean by this?
>>71095439
>someone hasn't seen Last Kingdom
Enjoy you shitty, nonsensical battle scenes.
Episode really pissed me off - putting aside the dumb tactics, the Sansa being retarded storyline, the calous execution of emissaries by Dany, the fucking "strong womyn" scene with Yara....ignoring all that bullshit:
They wasted a fucking Giant.
They didn't even use ghost.
These people have no imagination, at all. They could have the Giant in specialised armor Wun-Wun made himself out of buildings, he could use a barn door as a shield and a tree as a club. The very fact he exists should be total existential shock for every man on the field - because up until today Giants were a myth.
The writers have totally and completely fucked up everything - but the lack of understanding of their own universe is criminal. This is a superstitious world, people believe in omens and signs and shit.
When Ned Stark's barstard sun - with his named sword, his historic victories and the rumor he came back from the dead - rides out of the woods toward his ancestral home, with white Dire Wolf the size of a horse on one side, and an armored fucking Giant on the other, the whole of the Bolton army should be shaken up, they would be terrified.
Morale and intimidation are a thing, to have everyone just be "Huh, so Giants are real...let's kick his ass!" is so fucking backwards.
>>71095458
Her face pisses me off
>>71095113
>I thought you knew what I wanted
>>71095522
It was a slip from emilia
Can anyone tell me the spoilers for next episode?
>>71095463
WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME?
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BATTLES BUT IF YOU HADN'T ALREADY GUESSED RAMSAY IS A CUNT
ALSO I'M NOT GOING TO POTENTIALLY SAVE YOUR LIFE BY LETTING YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHTS OF THE VALE WILL ARRIVE AT SOME POINT, I'M JUST GOING TO UNHELPFULLY BITCH ABOUT OUR LACK OF MEN
by the way i'm a strong woman
Where were you when the S6 soundtrack gave away key plot points in the next episode?
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/game-thrones-season-6-music/id1126106075
>>71095522
Tyrion had probably been telling her cock jokes for 2 days straight offscreen
Quick, post best scenes from the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPGhzNScTA
>>71095347
"The smallest person has the biggest cock here :DDD"
>>71095026
>>71095367
i fell for warhammer total war meme, on my way to take Winterfel bros!
>>71095186
DABID
>>71095506
Not to mention that this is actually what happened >>71094848
>>71095537
Tipical of a butthurt imbecile to call retarded the people that outsmart them
>>71095531
Looks interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXH-z7XTTMs
>>71095538
Her face turns me on
>>71095561
Remember when Tyrion's jokes were actually funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsFcvZq4QPI
>>71094848
Theon calls him an imp ...
>>71095535
The absolutely worst part is an entire army ambushing Ramsay. This is unforgiveable. Atrocious beyond believe.
Any fiction author who does that shit ever again should be summarily executed in front of his family.
>>71095565
>>Bobby B
>>Salsa Stark
>>Kelly C
>>Carl Drogo
>>Stannis the Mannis
>>Melly Sanders
>>Radmure Tully
>>CIA
>>J Bear
>>Ser Sea.
>>King Slanding
>>PROMISE ME NED
>>71095565
he's not a character
>>71095594
>That low cut
Hnnngnnggh
>>71095186
Bearloli
>>71095554
>one of the songs is called "The Mountain and the Hound"
GET HYPE
>>71095554
Notice me senpais
>>71095641
>Bobby B
>Salsa Stark
>Kelly C
>>>Carl Drogo
>Stannis the Mannis
>Melly Sanders
>Radmure Tully
>CIA
>J Bear
>>>Ser Sea.
>King Slanding
>PROMISE ME NED
>Bearloli
>Firecrotch
>>71095535
Everyone except you realized that news of Jon Snow's army containing a giant spread around the North, and they already had several of the "gawk at the giant" scenes earlier in the season.
>the calous execution of emissaries by Dany
It's spelled callous, and it wasn't callous. Those "emissaries" were there to threaten her, kill her dragons, and re-enslave the unsullied and one of her closest friends. If anything it was ridiculously merciful to let one of them live, even if it was only to let news spread of how powerful she had become.
> the fucking "strong womyn" scene with Yara
Fatass /pol/ neckbeard who deserves to die detected. If Yara were a man you'd be crying that it was feminist propaganda when she folded to Dany's demands to stop reaving immediately, but since she's a woman you ignore that part and just find other shit to pointlessly cry about. You obese permavirgin faggot shitstain.
The rest of your post is just as hilariously unintelligent but that's about as much time as I'm willing to waste responding to another cringeworthy triggered /pol/ neckbeard who doesn't understand logic well enough to do basic arithmetic.
>>71095186
Azor Jon
>>71095671
Theon Sans Peon
>>71095342
agreed.
>>71095535
Jon knows shit, this is how you use the giant, you disrupt enemy formation and swoop in for the kill with rest of your forces, i can give him some classes but its too late now, he wasted elite unit.
>>71095593
It's glorious. Also
>no shitty people of color actors insertion (fuck beowulf)
>no "strong female fighters/leaders" hurr durr (well, except for one viking chick, but that's cool)
Not to spoil it but in the finale you have shieldwalls advancing against each other. If you want to see an epic, brutal battle, watch this.
>>71095552
Hate in Hell, dummy.
>>71095661
Why you do dis
>>71095692
a meme
>>71095694
haven't heard of this one
>Bobby B
>Salsa Stark
>Kelly C
>>>Carl Drogo
>Stannis the Mannis
>Melly Sanders
>Radmure Tully
>CIA
>J Bear
>>>Ser Sea.
>King Slanding
>PROMISE ME NED
>Bearloli
>Firecrotch
>>71095671
Occasional /got/ poster here. Who is PROMISE ME NED exactly? Is it just Ned or what?
>>71095720
Lyanna
If Tyrion knew about Jaime's "sacrifice" why didn't he tell everyone about it , Jaime was the only one who stood up for him so I think Tyrion would have told everyone that Jaime became a kingslayer to save thousands of lives.
>>71095186
Bernie Sandals
>>71095419
It doesn't mean anything or at least we don't know. It is his name.
>>71095691
>Everyone except you realized that news of Jon Snow's army containing a giant spread around the North, and they already had several of the "gawk at the giant" scenes earlier in the season.
Right, so that means it's now just passé to gawk at a hereto mythological creature appearing before you?
>>71095718
>>Bobby B
>>Salsa Stark
>>Kelly C
>>Carl Drogo
>>Stannis the Mannis
>>Melly Sanders
>>Radmure Tully
>>CIA
>>PROMISE ME NED
>not memes
>>71095735
>>Bobby B
>>Salsa Stark
>>Kelly C
>>>>Carl Drogo
>>Stannis the Mannis
>>Melly Sanders
>>Radmure Tully
>>CIA
>>J Bear
>>>>Ser Sea.
>>King Slanding
>>PROMISE ME NED
>>Bearloli
>>Firecrotch
>>Bernie Sandals
>>Roose Loose
>>fookin legend
>>71095595
>doesn't mention Jaime's cock once
What's the point?
>>71095720
in the books Ned dreams of Tower of Joy and the dream ends with Lyanna saying promise me Ned.
>>71095733
Maybe Jaime told Tyrion not to talk about it? He wanted to bear that shame?
I have a question, does Bran's disability include his ability to reproduce an heir in the event that he is proclaimed Lord of the North?
>>71094845
Based
as
fuck
>>71095718
What the fuck is firecrotch? It's VOLCANO COCK
>>71095671
>>71095718
Never heard anyone use firecrotch (which is Lindsay Lohan anyway), Ser sea, King slanding, Theon sans peon, before.
>>71095774
Ned thinks so but it isn't certain.
>>71095731
>>71095763
Thanks lads
>>71095774
Just because his legs don't work doesn't mean his cock doesn't.
>>71095594
THICC
>>71095774
Maybe, maybe not
Maybe a maester could pump the jizz out of him and artificially inseminate his queen
>>71095745
You know, the whole Azor Ahai reborn thing the red priests believe in? It's a title as much as a name.
Is there a /tv/ approved theory crafter on Youtube, anons?
Other than this fat man baby, I can't find any other theory channel on youtube.
>>71095755
Whos Firecrotch and Kelly C?
>>71095764
>He wanted to bear that shame?
Nope,instead he is always pissed that everyone sees him as an oathbreaker instead of appreciating his heroic deed.
>>71095636
We need to go lower
>>71095745
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Azor
>>71095749
No, it means that you don't include more scenes of it happening. That's how television shows work. Everyone off-screen is saying "holy shit, a giant." They're letting you use your imagination there.
>>71095840
Alt Shift X is good for someone who doesn't know about any theories other than that Preston Jacobs but his are mostly tinfoily.
>>71095774
>implying he won't get a virile Summer Islander to impregnate Meera and raise the child as his own
its the right thing to do
>>71095840
Preston Jacobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aoFCZGr3LY&index=1&list=PLCsx_OFEYH6tUn_-7b5bWcH37YSlnZsr4
>>71095691
>Fatass /pol/ neckbeard who deserves to die detected.
Tumblr is that way, asshat. >>>/trash/
>>71095691
>Crying /pol/
I want this meme to end honestly
Are you so dense to realize that every male contender for the throne has been castrated or killed? Are you too dense to realize how it's always men who fuck up in the show? Are you too dense to realize that the writers are fucking it up for any male contender left?
>Jon got his army killed to be saved by strong Sansa
>Theon has no dick and his sister fucks more chicks than him
>Tyrion almost loses mereen only to be saved by Dany
>Dothraki who try to get Dany to follow their ancient traditions get burned
>Rickon is kill
>Robb is kill
>Tommen will die
>Hound beaten by Brienne
>Jaq beaten by Arya
>Characters are no longer staying in character and are doing dumb shit to force a plot no one wants
>muh /pol/
Fug
Off
>>71095840
Alt shift x
>>71095840
I like Alt-Shift-X and RedTeamReview. Theydo reviews and theories.
>>71095878
>>71095893
>>71095840
>theory crafter
>alt shift x
>>71095691
Dabid?
>Everyone except you realized that news of Jon Snow's army containing a giant spread around the North
I don't care if "word spread" that Snow's army had a giant - when you see a 20ft tall monster man tear your friend in half with his bare hands, you react with awe and fear.
>It's spelled callous, and it wasn't callous.
Correcting typos is the worst argument in the world, and makes you look like a tool. They were emisarries there under a flag of truce to discuss terms - to execute them, or harm them in anyway, is abominable.
The rest of your post is just name-calling. I get it, the early seasons confused you with political complexities and moral grey areas, and its much easier to pretend to like the trendy show now because its simple badly written schlock.
So why did Dany all of a sudden GET all the attacking boats. Did every Crewmember just jump overboard? Are all the slavers men telepathically connected and just know that they are rebelling all at the same time? did the dragons kill every crew but not burn the ships with them somehow? i'm seriously just looking for answers here. pls help.
How to do a battle scene right.
>inb4 where's le epic
Fuck off, Normies.
So how does the show want us to understand this scene? I get that Jon is overcome by emotions and tries to rescue Rickon. Once Rickon is dead and he realizes he's fallen into a trap, why does Jon charge FORWARD on his horse? He could have retreated back to his men based on the time he was given and the spacing between him and the Boltons. Are we really supposed to believe that his rage is so void of rationale that he would charge an army of 6000 men by himself? If his horse wasn't disabled he would have gone straight into them leaving no hope for his men to catch up. I'm done bitching and moaning about how disappointing the episode was for me. I'm trying to just accept it for what it is, but this part just doesn't make any sense to me.
>>71095846
Say Kelly C outloud, silly
>"He wants everything to be about him and his grievances and his pleasure and his ego, and he does not care how many people die in the process."
>Mfw this describes Sansa too
Tumblr is fucking retarded.
>>71095840
The Normies
>>71095932
Uhtred's a bigger Mary Sue than Dany
>>71095926
Everybody did this:
>>71095318
>>71095949
Jon just wants to die. He's weak, Sansa is strong. That's what it's all about.
>>71095664
Sorry, got lost in his eyes. What was the spoiler now?
>Sansa told Jon about the Vale Army in secret, off-screen as well. I'm sure something that important was known by the two. Rickon had to die for Ramsey to take the double-bait!
What did he mean by this?
>>71095882
That picture never fails <3
>>71095955
Kek
>>71095851
She's remarkably untanned. Also, why is there a fucking hole on the back of her dress?
>>71095959
isn't that Dany's endgame too?
>>71095905
Pleb detected
>>71095967
yeah, but he's our mary sue
>>71095920
I said Alt shift x for someone who doesn't know any of the theories.
Was the Bolton Phalanx the only time in the show that we've seen any sort of military tactics beyond charging?
>>71095926
Yeah, I think it was implied that the crews just sort of fucked off after seeing a few of the ships get burned.
>>71095997
It couldn't take the stress of her changing direction at such speed.
>>71095949
I don't think Jon really gives a shit anymore to be honest, he tells Melly not to ressurect him. It's like he's fucking depressed or something.
How long until CIA captures Banefort and takes HeartsBane from Sam?
What kind of power would he wield under these conditions? Would the Night's King bend the knee? Would Dany kill herself because Westoros is now unconquerable?
A little girl can't just march into Banefort and win a fight against a big guy wielding Heartsbane. I'm sorry that just isn't going to happen.
>>71095790
>he wasn't here for king slanding
>>71095892
isn't it more like littefingers army? sansa just asked a man to help her out. It's all just a matter of interpretation. Feminist will probably still find evidence that the show is misogynistic and /pol/ virgins will always something to cry about too. Just shut the fuck up it's just a show it won't change the fabric of society
>>71095755
>Mace the Ace
>Tripod
>le witty imp
>Waifu
>bad pussy
>>71095846
Ygritte
>>71095955
>bran goes back in time to warn Jorah about the true harpy "Kelly C"
>kelly c
>kellec
>kellc
>khalessi
>>71095959
Where is the lie?
>>71095997
It's a speed hole, it makes her dragon faster
>>71096046
>Waifu
>not the Waif(u)
>>71095241
Stop pushing this shit
>>71096003
Dany is literally modern liberalism
>Were going to make the world better by taking a away freedoms
>"No more being pirates you boat people"
>"No more men in charge"
>"Let me destroy your culture because I'm right and you're wrong"
She freed tons of slaves though, which is cool
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466509152008.webm
The sound is so satisfying
>>71095949
I thought that he as a leader knew that when he charges onward his men would probably follow, making his move somehow not that suicidal, but still strategically stupid
>>71095241
Is this because she's shown taking a bath a couple of times?
Whatever you thought of the fight, can we all just accept that Ramsey had really great tactics? He planned everything very smartly and could have been a great commander
So was Sundays episode the most retarded dogshit ever?
>muh feminism
>cringey pre battle dialogue
>hey I'm just gonna walk in the middle of the battlefield alone and endanger my forces by getting their commander killed before even starting
>AHHHH SANSA HELP ME
>that fucking 1v1 scene with Ramsay and Jon
>Darth sansa unleashing the hounds
>>71096003
Daenerys, you truly are playing the Game of Thrones.
>>71096104
>Slaving, reaving and raping
>""""""""""""""""""""freedoms"""""""""""""""""""""
What the fuck?
>>71096080
>frogfu
>>71095691
Wow you're on hell of a faggot.
>I don't know how to refute any of these claims so i'm going to call him stupid and a neckbeard and fat and a meany
grow the fuck up. Maybe once you leave middle school you'll learn how to argue a point.
>>71095851
Christ this scene felt like watching Xena the warrior princess in terms of production quality, absolutely awful.
Friendly reminder that Sansa didnt hear Ramsay say about not feeding dog for 7 days.
>Good jab DABID
>>71096104
I hope this is ironic, because that's the most retarded comparison I've seen yet.
>Taking away "freedom" to take away other people's freedom
>Cracking down on crime
>Completely opposed to cultural relativism
>modern liberalism
Fuck off.
>>71095331
>>71095561
ah the show used to be great
here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svsS7yKmiHA&feature=player_embedded#t=60.070021
>>71096104
*neoliberalism
Was CIA there when Jon kiled Ramsay?
>>71095166
We see you jonautist
>>71096117
>calvary go
>archers lets kills all of my superior numbers in the process
Is Stark family officially extinguished?
>that smug look
She will die next season, right?
>>71096188
Sansa killed Ramsay because feminism
>>71096188
Jerking off in a corner
>>71096117
I hope that's sarcasm
>>71096188
Jon didn't get to kill ramsay
>>71095314
>standing
>>71096126
>So was Sundays episode the most retarded dogshit ever?
is this a question? do you seek validation? be careful with people agreeing with you though, your inner contrarian might get you in a dilemma
>>71096209
At the very least in the eyes of many Northern houses, yes.
>>71096211
If she dies before we see her tits I'll choke on my own shit.
>>71095760
>that hair
Is currentyear Tyrion wearing a wig? His hair doesn't look similar at all.
Where the fuck is Ghost? Why do they hate the wolves now?
Ghost would have been a real big help, and if you want the pottery of Ramsay getting knotted, why not have Ghost kill him?
>>71096209
Jon died and was reborn as a stark
Requesting those /lit/ memes which shows gurrm is a bad writer
>>71095636
here she does nothing for me, last episode though:
>>71095594
>>71095851
what happened?
>>71096234
Wait you actually thought it was good? Are you serious?
>>71096253
Ghost is in the CGI budget containment room
>>71096209
I think Show Bran is going to do the part of Book Rickon. Because cripples are handi-capable and too many characters, I guess. I think Book Rickon still ends up Kiggadanorf or Lord of Winterfell, whichever.
>>71096209
Can a woman carry a house's name on her own in Westeros?
Like if she marries a man of lower birth?
Guess she could always marry Jon
>>71096029
He is. He died and came back. He was betrayed by people he trusted and after losing one of his worlds (nights watch) and then being thrust back intobhis other world which he thought he lost (starks) and then with Salsa acting all manipulative and bitchy hes really messed up. I used to think that Jon didnt change when he was resurrected but now im not sure.
>>71096209
>Robb died
Fuck stop reminding me I liked Robb a lot
>>71096209
you know that plants still can get kids sometimes, do you?
>>71096239
What if we see her tits after she's dead?
>>71095892
ok lets list:
>dany
Jesus since the first episode. She will win again, and the only possible way for her to die/lose wold be a martyr scene at the end.
>Rickon
was never important.
>Robb
He and the failed northern rebellion where neccassecery for the story. He didnt need to die, but it was a good way to bring the focus on the other starks.
>Tommen
Never had a personalty to speak of. Controlled by cersei, mag and the preacher (a white male!).
>Hound
hes still one of the strongest fighter in the world and besides that, has no postion of power.
>jaq
aryas story line doesnt make sense. But she won against waif. You know the female waif?
Who are the characters with the most power?
Sparrow, Littlefinger, Dany, chief lannister, grandma tyrell and ontop bran.
but its okay, /pol/ wants to be a special snowflake :)
>>71096259
You can buy them from amazon.
>>71096011
Pretty much. But it's also the only field battle we have really gotten.
Riverland battles were all off screen.
Blackwater was a siege that turned into a cluster melee at the gates with just a bunch of charging.
The Red Wedding was just a slaughter of drunk men.
Watchers of the Wall was a siege, that just turned into a cluster melee in Castle Black's courtyard.
Mance's defeat was mostly a short CGI clip.
Stannis' defeat was mostly a short CGI clip.
>>71096209
I love how the producers thought Arya might grow up to be a qtie and they got a goblin instead
Bitch is supposed to resemble her aunt Lyanna which was supposed to be the most beautiful woman in Westeros instead she looks barely human, them pure british genes
>>71096104
Dany is a "ends justify the means character"
She has the right idea with abolishing slavery but she firmly believes in guilt by association and thinks that everyone in Slavers Bay needs to be brutally punished as in her eyes they are all responsible for the slavery though most are not.
She is also willing to utilize world renowned rapers and raiders like the Dothraki and Ironborn to achieve her goals and justifies it because technically she is liberating slaves.
It would be interesting to see if she gets some kind of revelation that she has become just as brutal as the Master while trying to stop them but its unlikely because she's a perfect Mary Sue
Well, fuck.
How will Salsa and CIA kill him?
>>71095932
>right
>people standing 10 feet away from the shield wall are aimlessly swinging their weapons above their allies
Was futilely wasting their energy part of their plan?
>>71096126
I honestly thought this episode was even worse than the last.
The whole battle already starts with so much retarded bullshit, why would anyone still care about it?
>>71096267
it was probably the best episode of the season, as most people would agree. But i understand that you are not one of those sheeple
>Ramsey has been shown to be a good fighter in the past
>Literally just stands firing arrows like a pleb
>Doesn't react or fight back at all when Jon gets close to him.
>>71095882
did he tell him his theories or anything?
>>71096241
Fuck knows.
>>71096287
KEK
>>71096306
Too bad.
Only Tommen, Lancel, Bernie, and Walder Frey will die next episode.
>>71096328
Jon stole Ramsay's plot armor off screen
>>71096306
Left vertical is most likely desu
/r/ that salsa pic with three different salsas
>>71096281
Now that he is the new three eyed raven, I doubt he will ever sit on a Westeros throne and continue Stark dynasty
>>71096311
Same way ramsay killed rickon
He wontstanda chance
>>71096341
Bernie ain't dying, they need him to make the Kings Landing plot in S7 interesting.
>>71096283
i can deal with this
>>71096328
You forgot the part where a whole army somehow managed to flank them, despite the fact that the sentries of Winterfell are litearally right behind Ramsay
Even if Sansa is plotting against Jon, let Rickon die etc, how does she plan to be ruler of winterfell? She can't as a woman
>>71096328
>>Ramsey has been shown to be a good fighter in the past
When was that?
>>71096365
I GET IT!
>>71096306
I wouldn't be so sure about the Blackfish. I'd wait to see the next episode.
>>71096355
I was thinking middle vertical.
>>71096375
She'll marry Jon.
>>71095925
Poor understanding of language is really just the icing on the cake when it comes to "how to spot an obvious /pol/ tard."
>It makes you look like a tool
Spoken like a member of the modern anti-intellectual movement. You're a fucking subhuman.
>They were emisarries there under a flag of truce to discuss terms - to execute them, or harm them in anyway, is abominable.
Emissaries*, learn to use spell check if you're too ignorant and stupid to spell words correctly in the language you were raised using. Fucking embarrassing. It was abominable to allow one of them to live, if anything. They went back on their word and attacked Meereen. They met to make a threat and demand submission, not make a truce. There's a laundry list of reasons they deserved to die.
>name-calling
Fact-stating.
>>71095594
Her face pisses me off
Why are all the best characters in this show secondary/side characters?
The main people like Jon, Dany, Sansa, Arya etc are all incredibly boring.
>>71096272
Book Rickon will clearly die too
>>71095932
>doesnt post up braveheart battle scenes
>>71096287
Top banter
>>71096375
Her kid from Ramsay? Or maybe she plans to fug someone else
Or maybe she actually likes CIA
>>71096375
Neither can dany or asha but le womyn and new world order beg to differ.
I wonder if the reason why I can't stand Dany's face is because it actually is insufferable, or is it because I've spent too much time here with you cunts.
>>71096239
CIA will seduce Sansa next episode don't worry.
>>71096448
No its the amount of fucking smug
>>71096375
A woman can be the Lady of Winterfell if all male relations are dead.
If Bran dies Sansa is the rightful heir
>>71096380
The shirtless double dagger scene.
That anon doesn't realise that it's the daggers that granted the power, not inherent ability.
>>71096468
Well Bran is fucked then
>>71096448
The last episode proved Sansa can do a better smug bitch.
I hope Dany dies soon.
>>71096471
It was removing the shirt
>>71096272
Book Bran is the most important character. Show Bran will probably dispatched unceremoniously because of his boy parts. They need to free up screentime for Sand Sneks and the Iron Bulldyke. Sansa will take book Rickon's place because girl power.
>>71096362
It's not about him sitting on the throneit's about his and frog fu's soon to be born offspring
WAIT WAIT WAIT
So... despite being resurrected after being stabbed and lying dead for several days, neither Jon or Sansa think to ask Mel to try resurrecting Rickon?
>>71096328
What surprised me about all this is in the time that Jon was looking at Wun Wun, all of the Bolton archers on the walls had been removed leaving only Ramsay left alive. All of Jon's men are now in the courtyard, bows at the ready. Nobody does anything about Ramsay in the middle of the courtyard shooting Wun Wun in the eye. Then nobody does anything as Ramsay nocks his arrow and fires at Jon. Everyone freezes and relies on Jon to be lucky enough to grab a shield and block 3-4 arrows.
>>71096467
I wonder if the script actually 'look smug' in every Dany scene. Wouldn't put it past D&D.
NEW
>>71096479
NEW
>>71096479
Highgarden warden of the South edition
>>71096448
I'm pretty new to /tv/ and I can't stand her for a while now. She's pretty insufferable. And not because she's ugly, but because she tries so hard to portray the stronk-smug-queen-bitch-who-we-are-also-supposed-to-cheer-for, but the role is simply not suited for her.
>>71096380
I though you were talking about Gordon Ramsay for a second there
>>71096512
Shut the FUCK up
>>71095035
what dumb cunt runs just straight in a line
Why didn't rickon serpentine?
https://youtu.be/FKVgF2hA0Q8
>>71096463
I look better desu. And I'm not a fucking manlet.
>>71096504
>Show Bran will probably dispatched unceremoniously because of his boy parts
It's obvious that bran's warging/greenseer powers are going to be of significant use even in the show. D&D wouldn't just kill his entire storyline off for no reason. Even for them, that wouldn't happen for Bran.
>>71096428
thanks anon
>>71096503
While that helped, it was mainly the daggers that allows him to temporarily channel the power of a fookin' legend
>>71095561
Such a good scene.
>>71095892
This is a typical gish-gallop of /pol/ bullshit. Huge volume of lies each less intelligent than the last that no one in their right mind would bother sifting through. I'll just pick out one thing because it serves as a representative example and illustrates why everyone alive hates you except those unintelligent enough to be your peers.
>Jon got his army killed to be saved by strong Sansa
A rightist SJW sees this, pushing their agenda. A leftist SJW would instead see:
>Sansa is relegated to the sidelines and entirely dependent upon Jon to save her home. Her only use is to run to Littlefinger for help, who is another man. Menist propaganda!
Simple thought experiments like this one are a great way to avoid humiliating yourself in the future, though I expect you're not quite intelligent enough to make use tools like that. /pol/ posters are so unintelligent that their state of being always wrong is not even an opinion, but a matter of objective fact. You subhuman, obese, closeted homosexual neckbeards are literally constantly making claims that are axiomatically untrue due to their violation of simple logic. It is very rare for anyone to be quite that stupid, but everyone on /pol/ is.
>>71096414
Whats more deadly? Jons ruber sword or this rubber axe?
>>71096606
his rubber soul
>>71096513
because it was epic showdown scene
>>71095926
Nah, I'm with you man. I'd be to stupid to stop attacking the city after a handful of ships were destroyed in under a minute. Just keep going and wait for your turn to get roasted.
>>71095554
>comes out friday yet no listenable previews
is it just because I am dutch?
>>71096402
>They met to make a threat and demand submission, not make a truce. There's a laundry list of reasons they deserved to die.
They met, at Tyrion's invitation, to discuss terms. Harming them is dishonorable and immoral - they are not even the men in charge, they are just the ones speaking for the cities Dany burned and looted.
All you have is name-calling, correcting my typos and "lol go back to /pol/", You are far more anti-intellectual than I, you are from the new class of neo-liberal that believes subjective morality is the basis for civilisation, and that as long as the person in charge is "good", then whatever they do is justifiable. It is pathetic moral cowardice, surrendering the idea of individual responsibility and judgment.
Dany declared war on these cities, their people and their way of life. She claims the moral highground, despite committing unspeakable acts of cruelty on inoccent men, carrying out brutal public executions to make a point, burning men alive because they called her names, and planning on unleashing a massive foreign army on the land of her birth..just because she thinks she has the right.
You are everything wrong with a generation of liberal idiots, who think declaring war for "humanitatian reasons" is an excusable mask for idealogical imperialism and conquest.
>>71096659
Okay smartass, they are attacking Danny with Dragons, yet all act surprised when dragons actually swooped in? What nobody brought balistas and harpoons?
>>71096761
I think they didn't even have archers.
Wouldn't that be the very least you could when attacking a place where there might be dragons?
>>71096721
Someone who owns human beings like property deserves no fairness and no honesty. If anything it's a moral responsibility to murder a slave owner at the earliest reasonable opportunity.
>"I am snek"
What did they mean by this?
>>71096721
I'm a different guy but the masters didn't stop catapulting the city during the treaty to display strength and show that the only viable option for Mereen was to surrender. They weren't originally aware dany was back in the city (and thus that the dragons might come into play)
It wouldn't have been like the blackfish killing jaime. It's not like what happened at the red wedding.
They were still assaulting the city during this treat. The two men dying was a decent compromise between dany and tyrion's desires.
Not saying dany isn't a mad king nor that the cities of essos are in the wrong by declaring war on mereen but if you want to live during a treaty you should probably put a pause slaughtering people in the city.
>>71096953
>They weren't originally aware dany was back in the city (and thus that the dragons might come into play)
They knew the dragons were under the pyramid.
And they had absolutely no way of knowing that Dany needs to be there for the dragons to defend the city.
>>71096761
either they were counting on her still being gone (thanks to Tyrion)
or they figured she couldnt control Drogo
>>71097231
Yeah being prepared is for idiots right? I like this show and how all "evil chars" went to "James Bond bad guy" school
>>71097394
They usually still manage to outsmart the heroes though.
But still lose thanks to plot armor.
>>71097028
she's literally called the Mother of dragons by everyone
>>71096375
She can, I think.
>>71097462
So fucking what?
That doesn't say they wouldn't try to defend their territory, or that they follow commands from someone else, etc.
>>71095172
I noticed she's chunked up recently also. All the GOT money has her spoiled
