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>>71091187

>>71091187

>>71091187
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Azor Jon
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>yfw the north forgot
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>>71092749
JOOOOOOOON WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK MEEEEEEEEEE FOR HEEEEEEEEEEELP

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HEEEEEEEELP ME SANSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW ANYTHING ABOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT WAAAAAAAAAAAAARS WHY ARE YOU AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSKIIIIIIIIIIING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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xth for Preston is the one true king of /got/
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Is it just me or are the books better?
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AZOR!
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>millions of dollars quality
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Are we ready for the trials of /Smirkgarden/, /got/?
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I miss ramsay
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>>71092749

How did Sansa know that Ramsey's dogs hadn't eaten in 7 days when left the conservation before he said it?
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>>71092804
do you really want to start this again?
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>>71092782

>I blame Robb for my family being murdered
>so I'm swearing allegiance to the ones that murdered them

DABID
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>>71092804
It's just you.

Us Redditors know for sure that the show is better.
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>yfw Jon charged the Bolton lines
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Azor Night King
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>>71092804
if you enjoy highly-detailed descriptions of food and cocks, absolutley
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>>71092749
INJUSTICE SANSA WHEN?
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Jon is my boyfriend.
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>>71092749
How did no one in Winterfell see thousands of soldiers riding within range of their walls
Why did they not communicate that to Ramsey?
How did LF/Varys not know Rickon was a prisoner when they have a billion spies?
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Why did he have to die?
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Im curious about what might happen to Freys next episode since we seen interesting scene on e10 preview.
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>>71092827
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>>71092816
Sheaths are made out of leather with better rings.
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So what's your verdict, is the current episode worth watching, or is it just as awful as the last?
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>>71092821
People talk about stuff.
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>>71092792
And Jon is just going to fucking forgive her REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71092749
Fuck off with this Facebook garbage.
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>mfw all these excessive gore sounds

I mean I get it, reality can be fucking cruel and it would probably sound a lot like that if a dog ate your face. However, this is fiction and not real life. Would it kill them to not have you sit through 30 seconds of angry dogs eating a human sounds?
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>>71092846

Arya is gonna show up wearing someone else's face, be granted guest right, and then murder Walder because POTTERY.
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>>71092828
what the fuck is that shit moving up and down his cockeroo
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>>71092863
fuck off pussy
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>>71092782
>haha totally dropped the ball on that one, our bad, guys.
- the north probably
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>>71092828
At least pretend to be interested, Cersei
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>>71092873
foreskin
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>>71092852
Shit actually happens, the battle is great, not a bad ep.
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So I guess next episode of GOT Jon will have the red woman bring little brother back.

Or do they have to wait one year to make another wish?
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Yes, yes, Lord Baelish, perfect timing, very good
>HOWEVER
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>>71092874
>trip
>calling anyone a pussy

Fuck off attention seeking ledditor fag
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>>71092873
his foreskin?
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>>71092857
Sorry Sanser..

I didn't mean to get our whole army killed...

I should've listened to you... you should be the leader of House Stark...

(Just like cockless boy and Asha! The pottery!)
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>>71092863
wish they would show more tbf
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Am I the only one who thought those dragons flying in stationary mode looked fucking ridiculous?

They are too big for that kind of stunt and it doesn't seem that their wing have even enough span to let them fly normally
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So we all agree that Sansa was hoping Jon would die in the battle before she turned up, right?

Also why didn't she care that Rickon was dead?
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>>71092852
It's very simple:
If you like strategy and tactics to make sense and people to be somewhat clever in their decisions, this episode will have many cringeworthy moments.

The more you can overlook all that, the more you will be taken in by the excellent cinematography. I can't.

Also, it's very predictable, probably its greatest offense.
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>>71092825

the ironborn murdered the glovers, roose bolton saved them thats why they dont wanna rebel

but its dabid as fuck that he doesnt realise robb fucking sent them to deal with the ironborn cause he doesnt wanna march all 20k men up north from the neck just to deal with greyjoy retards. sansa also says nothing to expose this kind of retarded writing
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>>71092863
>hype rams as the invincible 100% bad guy with plot armor everyone hates
>dabid people are gonna love his death sooo much

i mean, come on. shock/torture/revenge porn is getting annoying, GoT
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>>71092845
I'm genuinely upset that they made him a villain. I loved this guy. Pragmatic as fuck and loyal to the Night's Watch. A dislike of Jon and the wildlings, but build a relationship of mutual respect with him.

But then I guess they wanted to put a face to the traitors. If you think about it, the betrayal had absolutely fuckall impact on the plot. It might as well not have even happened.
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>>71092896

Dabid wouldn't even let him say a single word this season, he's deader than a doornail.
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>>71092882
Why does Dany have that stupid face?

She's had that face last episode too, when she landed in Mereen.

Hell, she's had that stupid face the entire season.
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>>71092934
What do you think of the webms, Bradamante? Which one is your favorite?
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Who's ready for onionbowl?
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>>71092874
Shut up, retard.

>>71092919
Nah, that's fantasy standard, realistic or not.
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how come Jon started ordering around as soon as they captured Winterfell? will he insist on being Lord of Winterfell?
surely Sansa has stronger claim?
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>>71092926

I thought for sure there was some Red Wedding bullshit in Glover's ranting, maybe I misremembered.
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>>71092846

It'll be Jaime finally realising everyone is shit and Cersei is evil, it'll probably be completely hamfisted and make zero sense since he was so whipped two episodes ago.
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>>71092935
i was kind of expecting ramsay to pull out his "hidden" knife and stabbing jon in the throat

i would've loved that.
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>>71092952
Because she has everything going her way.
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will sansa get to bring friends?
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>>71092954
she can't die

she told arya they'd see each other again when she stole gendry
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>>71092954

Can't wait to see it go down.
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BUT MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY
BUT MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY
BUT MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY
BUT MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY
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>>71092959
He's the leader, he has the men, they follow him. And she does too, I suppose.
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>>71092959
she's Sansa Bolton first, then Sansa Lanister, and only then she is Sansa Stark.

i'd rather have snow than that spoiled bitch.
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>>71092919
Just this once I'm going to say that it doesn't really need to be realistic because they're dragons.
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>YFW Tommen, Margaery, High Sparrow, Pycell, Kevan and Olenna die in the next episode
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>>71092975
this time she will let jon watch as petyr fucks her ass
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>>71092897
A GORILLION HARRENHALL CASTLES TO WALDER FREY
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>>71092959
>Sandra Bolton
>claim over anything
Even if she does have a claim, no one would follow her
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>>71092959

Nobody knows where the fuck Bran is so it's all a clusterfuck at the moment.
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>>71092816
all the money went on dragons
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>>71092991
>mfw literally everyone in KL dies next episode
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>Sansa: red hair
>Arya: Black hair
>Sansa: 'our brother might as well be dead, just forget about him jon. What vale army?'
>Arya: 'Im Arya stack of Winterfell'

Really makes you think.

Their might be a Stark girl in Jon's future, but it is definitely not the traitorous Tully Harpy feeding on him right now.
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>>71092749
cute little mustache
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>WHO OWNS THE NORTH
>STARK! STARK! STARK
>Umber army turns cloak and attacks Boltons

what could have been..
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I've seen heaps of people suggest that Sansa didn't tell Jon about the Vale forces because she wants to be Queen of the North and Jon and his forces were a threat to that.

But that still makes no sense. If she marries Littlefinger or Sweet Robin and claims royal control over the region she would just end up moving into the Vale to be a baby making machine for either lad, and Jon/Rickon/Bran would still get the North as Warden at the very least.

This show honestly gives me such a headache.
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>>71092988

>everyone refers to Sansa as a Bolton
>nobody ever called Cersei a Baratheon

I have no idea how Westeros customs work.
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>>71092854

But then she was like "You said it, I like heard you." before the dog mauling scene
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>>71093025
shame 2bh

best shit on the show by far
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>>71092800
He should stop doing those dumb roleplay videos and just provide smart commentary.

>How is Theon in Meereen? Teleport?
He was in Volantis just last episode, what stops him from just sailing to his destination.
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>Predictions for Final Scene?

Sam arriving in Oldtown to witness the Iron Fleet coming
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you know, you'd think the news of three giant dragons destroying the slavers fleet would reach kings landing. is Vary's the only competent spy?
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Mother of Wyverns seems like the title she deserves
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>>71092923
Then why was she telling him to wait before the battle? she didn't tell him about reinforcements, but she was still arguing that Jon shouldn't fight the battle then and there, which wouldn't get Rickon and Jon killed immediately.
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Ok hol up, so u tellin me Jon somehow didn't get hit by ANY of those arrows in the big fight, those horses showed up JUST as everything seemed lost AND he managed to avoid getting hit by 3 arrows getting shot at him from less than a few yards away? What's even the point anymore mane, it's such a cliche at this point.
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>>71093046
Maybe when it had Tywin and Tyrion in it.
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>>71093039
>everyone refers to Sansa as a Bolton

No?

You don't drop your maiden name.
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>>71092749
How the fuck did salsa knew the dogs haven't been fed in 7 days? The bitch got almighty, started the war and ran away. Then lord Bolton mentioned about his balls eater dogs' empty stomach.
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>>71093007
And the dragons weren't all that impressive.
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>>71092923
Of course she was hoping he would die.

She is Little Finger's apprentice, after all.
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Amazing how episode 9 has distracted everyone from how literally nothing has happened this season.

- Dany burned Vaes Dothrak then walked to Mereen
-Tyrion talked with Varys, Greyworm and Missandei in a room
-Jon got resurrected then walked around the north
-Cersei walked around looking angry with Mountain
-Tommen, High Sparrow and Margery talked in the church
-Arya got beat up then left the faceless men

Literally the only thing that advanced the story was Bran and he got like an episode
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>>71092988
She's not a Lannister, that's been established, otherwise Ramsay couldn't marry her. With Ramsey dead, she's a widow of a man whose house doesn't exist anymore. Her claim is because she's Stark AND Bolton's widow who in fact occupied Winterfell. Sansa's claim is pretty legit. Jon's is not. I want Jon to be the King in the North because he's my husbando, but without something radical happening, he's just a bastard who left the Night's Watch after resigning as Lord Commander.
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>>71093034

I was hoping. Then I was disappointed
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>>71093034

>That sudden camera focus as Umber starts climbing over the wall of corpses
>"Oh shi-"
>Nope, he's just an asshole.
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>>71092782
Next episode:

>"I-it was just a ruse, my lord! A mummer's farce! We totally remember!"

They could have easily used the Manderly/Umber betrayal of Ramsay in the show. Yet they didn't.
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>>71093058
>Ok hol up, so u tellin me Stannis somehow didn't get hit by ANY of those arrows in the big fight, the tyrells showed up JUST as everything seemed lost AND Stannis managed to avoid getting hit by 3 arrows getting thrown down at him from less than a few yards away? What's even the point anymore mane, it's such a cliche at this point.
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>>71092936
It kinda did. Allison's betrayal and murder of Jon allowed Jon to go through the loophole to leave the Night's Watch, so he wouldn't be stuck as Lord Commander for the rest of the story
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>>71093039
me neither now that i think of it.

Catelyn was called catelyn stark sometimes and catelyn tully other times.

what is even going on.
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>>71093064
>How the fuck did salsa knew the dogs haven't been fed in 7 days?
Jon told her, horrified of what the dogs might do to their little bro.
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holy fuck preston ripped this episode apart

preston guys PRESTON
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>>71093077
>no Frey pies despite Brann telling the story of the Rat King in an earlier episode
Shame that.
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>>71092749
how convenient was that corpse wall, it allowed ramsay to totaly circle jon army
is ramsay a seer or the show is poorly written ?
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>>71092926
He was talking about the Umbers and the Karstarks.
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>>71093077

>they specifically namedrop Manderly as having one of the largest Northern armies
>apparently neither side even bothered to ask for their support
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Also, why didn't the dogs maul Salsa?
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>>71092863
>>71092911
>that close-up of his hand
I was absolutely expecting a dog to rush in and snap his fingers off
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>>71093092
Why would he mention the threatening details?
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>>71093105
They were battling on a slope you muppet.
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>>71093113
She da alpha wolf 'n shiet.
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>>71093073
Don't worry, Littlefinger will send her off to marry Walder Frey.

>finally peace in the north
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>>71092952
>Why does Dany have that stupid face?
She makes it when Yasha tells her about her uncle's BIG COCK
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>>71093095
Preston is Beston
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>>71093077
Too complex for the 2 hacks known as D&D.
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>>71093113
because she was behind a door AND ramsay was right before them covered in blood

jesus christ there are too many retards here atm
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>>71092873
Jew
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>>71092991
Mace the ace is safe
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>>71093105
No, it's just ridiculous. Bodies might build up at chokepoints in a battle, which this one didn't have. The only time bodies would ever build up like that is beneath an assault on a wall, and even then, seeing it rise 6ft high is still a stretch.

Ramsay should have plugged the gap with his cavalry, but the writers wanted one last chance to show how evil he was so he shot them all instead.
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>>71093058
>Plot armor, present in every relevant character in every fiction ever
>Littlefinger was very conveninent, but not like veryone saw it coming
>Jon knew the exact trajectory of Ramsay's arrows considering Ramsay was actively trying to kill Jon
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>>71093120
I think you need to rewatch the episode.
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>Hey big guy!
>You're our best warrior, go and charge the battlefield without any fucking weapons!
>Also that hide armor will do just fine, just run into the enemy ranks.

They could have given the giant at least a fucking club or something.
A pole like in the picture, that would have wrecked the fuck out of the enemy ranks.
Also he could have kicked the fuck out of that thin shield circle that trapped them.
This pissed me off more than it should have, but god dammit they totally wasted the potential of the giant here.
Even the regular soldiers caused more damage than he did.

Not to mention no one ran when they saw him coming or did anything of that nature, the enemy just flat out accepted that there's a mythological beast roaming around the fucking battlefield.
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>>71093113

Because dog drool can't melt steel gates.
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i don't want /got/ to leave, you guys are my only friends
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so did Sansa just handed Littlefinger the North on a silver platter?
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>>71092845

Eh, his was the only good death, faced it like a man and completely logical for it to happen. I wish they examined his history / his relationship with Jon more.
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>>71093139
Feels like home, eh?
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>>71093036

She didn't tell Jon about them because she'd have to admit to being retarded and refusing them at first.

Now she looks like she saved the day
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>>71093039
It depends on the wife's pride and level of affiliation with her House, or her husband's House.
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>>71093120
corpses arent baloons if you dont push them they dont move
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>>71093139
Hello, yes. Which one of the D's are you? I can see you're defending poor writing all over the place.
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>>71093055
>GRRM is the only one to ever use two-legged dragons
>Dragons are only ever 4-legged

Stop this dumb shitty meme.
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>>71093155
Writer's handicap.

D&D read about the battle of Cannae at some point (or skimmed it anyway) and decided that Jon and his army would get crushed like that.

The fact that they had a massive giant who should be able to break down any encircling formation was simply ignored.
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>>71093155
Why didn't the giant use dead Stannis army men's leather armour as his own?
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Yes, yes, very good Sansa

HOWEVER
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>>71093129
I looked into about 20 youtube reviews (not Preston) last night and I have come to the conclusion that this show is cancer. It is cancer for the fantasy tropes it installs into a whole generation of normies. This will have repercussions for future shows.

>bad writing, bad writing everywhere
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"Nothing happening" is a good thing. Season was comfy (all things considered) and there will be more stuff to read in the books.
Seriously, only things that happened that were a huge deal were Jon being resurrected (as if we don't know he's not even dead in the books or if he is, he will be rez'd), battle of Meereen being won (we knew this will be years ago when those chapters leaked), Daenerys getting Dothraki on her side which was also as clear as day. Bran? Same basically. He already had visions before. And Stannis/Winterfell plot will be different altogether and Jon/Sansa reunion won't even happened until the end of the book, if even then. I personally can't wait to read more about Stannis. He's literally still alive.

Only thing that's actually new is burning King's Landing.
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is the next season really going to be the last?
this season (and maybe the last I can't remember) has seemed way too fast paced and seems to be rushing what could have been more developed and interesting plotlines instead of the show jumping all over the world every 3 minutes

t. too lazy to google
t. didn't read the books

also imo it actually makes more sense for HBO to make one more season and leave big cliffhangers all over the place that they can then conclude in a 3 hr. long movie that'll shatter box office records and earn them more money in one weekend than The Game of Torrents every did.
is there even enough book material to work with and do such a thing?
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Did tormud died?
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>>71093055
a drake you dumbass
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>>71093055

What about 2 feet 4 wings?
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>>71093155
a fucking tree
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>>71093189
All wyverns are dragons but not all dragons are wyverns. Science says so.
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>>71093214
If Aria can survive having her guts ventilated then Tormund can survive a cut to his shoulder.
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>>71092923
yes
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>>71093216
japanese final fantasy summon bullsiht
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>71092991
Olenna has been set up to be out of town.
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So they're already doing casting for season 7.

Do you think the scripts are done for season 7?
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>List of characters to care about
Davos
Theon
Beric
Hound
CIA
Lady Mormont and Bronn for memes

And I've run out.
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>>71093210
There is no more book material, which is why the show got a lot fucking dumber in recent seasons
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>>71093216
an abomination
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What if Ramsay didn't really die?
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How did Dany get from Vaes Dothrak to Meereen in a few days when it took months to cross the red waste last time?

Drogon can fly it at that speed, but the horsemen couldn't.
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>>71093189
But he's right. Try to do more fantasy before posting here, faggot.
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>>71092936
>Jon now can leave the Nights Watch
>Jon knows the power of the Lord of Light
>Jon's ressurection could be part of god knows what prophecies
>Him and Melly have some sort of link now

Yeah totally redundant
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>>71093226
>she doesn't ride over to Jon to give him her horse so he can catch up with Ramsey before he reaches Winterfell

Could've been a cool chase scene with Ramsey firing arrows from horseback
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burlington reactions when?
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>>71093250
>no Tormund

Literally the only good character left
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>your face the season will end with absolutely no notice or reaction of Kings Landing of the news that House Bolton was destroyed and the Starks recaptured it.

You know how it's gonna end, it will be Roberts Rebellion 2.0 again.

Jon will united all the houses of the north with the Vale on his side and House Tyrell will abandon the Lannisters and join House Stark and March together against Kings Landing and by the time they think Kings Landing can't be taken with a siege Calroeesie will appear with her fleet on the coast of Kings Landing.
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>>71093055
>>71093216
no feet
2 wings
?
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’’This season there is not a weak episode. This is the best season we’ve done. It’s also the one I’m proudest of.’’

- David Benioff
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Reminder that book Sansa is stacked to the max just like her mom and aunt and has hips that could give birth to a watermelon.

Pic related, what she ought to have looked like

Arya is going to be flat chested and looks like the Stark women more than the Tullys.

The chick that played Catelyn looked nothing like what she ought to have looked like. Christina Hendricks would have been better.
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>>71093294
We call that a Mutalisk
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Main characters ranking:

Jon = Theon > Arya > Daenerys > Bran > Sansa > Tyrion >>> Cersei
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>>71093294
Quetzalcoatl.
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>>71092863
Are you a girl, 12 years old or a 12-year-old girl?
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>>71093210
Rumormill says 2 shortened seasons of 7+6 episodes.

>>71093250
Sorry but I like Melly and Brienne too.
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>>71092888
kek
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>>71093308
Holy shit
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>>71093282
he lost some points for freaking out like a little bitch in the last ep
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>"Your brain is over"
what was meant by this?
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>>71093250
Theon stopped being interesting when he joined his sister. He turned into Igor. He needs to do his own thing now, not be some sort of crippled yes-eunuch.
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Honestly, I've watched that battle sequence at least twenty times and I cant think of anything TV wise that beats that moment.

Seriously, that shit rivaled pelennor fields.
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>>71093082
>Allison's betrayal and murder of Jon allowed Jon to go through the loophole to leave the Night's Watch

>Without Judas' betrayal, Jesus could never have been resurrected and fulfilled his role in God's plan

Fucking GoT
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>>71093351
does tyrone have 2 cocks?
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>>71093351
that is a very seemless loop
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>>71093351
>humping her upper back
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>>71093055
Wyverns dont breathe fire dumbass
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>>71093318
Most people don't really gore and gore sounds m8
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>>71093156
underrated
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>>71093316
>Theon
>Main character
He's just his sister's hype man now
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>>71093359
so Dragon bitch also has a collection of eunuch now
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>>71093210
They've already exhausted the book material. This season is almost entirely fanfiction, same with the last season in fact. Actually the case isn't that there wasn't enough book material, it's that they made a lot of really bad decisions around season 3 that came home to roost in season 5 and 6, namely cutting out entire subplots and perspective characters for the sake of reducing the size of the cast and simplifying the story for television. In some cases they actually killed off characters for no reason that never died in the books (Barristan Selmy, Jojen Reed, Doran Martell etc).

The only reason they still have book material at all is because of how badly they fucked up the timeline by rushing some people's stories and not bothering to start others' until just recently.
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>>71092989
>they sit there completely stationary for ages and noone thinks to try and hit them with the catapult
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>>71093372
wat
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>>71093259
>Ramsay
>dead

No body, no death. Ramsay and Stannis will be back to redeem themselves in the battle for the dawn.
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>>71093380
*like
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>>71093308
Source?
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So Jaime told Tyrion why he murdered the Mad King.Why doesn't Jaime just tell everyone that i saved your lives bitches and remove the stain of choosing the winning side.
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>>71093378
the one in my backyard does
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>>71093392
>hype man
>man
No bully please.
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>>71093401
why is margarine moaning and shit? tyrone ain't fucking her
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>>71093316
fuck outta here

say what you want about cersei but at least she's doing something.
as much as i like theon, all his scenes are now supporting yara, they completely fucked the arya plot/writing in the last episode,
tyrion has been shit since s5, etc.
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>>71093370
>comparison with Judas
If you accept the Bible as fiction, then this is correct.

>>71093363
>And now back to watching Hero Turtles.
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>>71093250
>Lady Mormont and Bronn for memes
>not liking Mormont-chan unironically
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>>71093392
In the books he's important, I sometimes even get this feeling that he is the most important for some reason. Theon's story will lead to some great end.
That's why I'm trying to see him like that in the show too. (he's better in the show btw, I don't like neither Reek nor post-Reek disfigured Theon, in the show he's at least a qt)
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>>71093419
That's a dragon then, not a wyvern
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>>71093417
Because nobody cares, he still broke his oath.
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>>71093268
>no animal on earth has four legs plugs wings
>my dragons are scientifically accurate

George is just an autist who needs to be different to carry on his 'realistic fantasy' shit
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>>71093374
Moneyshot is a pro. Look up studioFOW, they're paid to do movies like this
>>71093375
>>71093429

he's fucking Marg's ass
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>>71092804
the books are for autists
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>No stannis this season
>Also the worst season
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>>71093445
He writes science fiction stories as well. Do you think GoT is the only thing he's ever made?
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>>71093444
The people of Kingslanding would have cared,Jaime saved them from becoming charred bones and burned meat.
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>>71093055
>consider the dragon...
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>>71093450
I bet you think reading is for nerds too
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>>71093042
Her superpower is hearing.
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>>71092749
I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, and the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons
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>>71093077
what is it they even forgot? I only started watching this season.

it's a funny show but sometimes it takes itself too seriously
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>>71093380
Yes, I know, women and 12 year olds are most people.

So which are you?
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>>71093434
Cersei was one of the best since 5th season. After her imprisonment she's gone to hell. Not just her hair and whole demanor, also lines, her energy and charisma. She's literally good for nothing garbage-tier now. I wish she at least made A LITTLE BIT smarter moves.

>scene starts with Cersei sitting in THAT ROOM and drinking wine
>scene starts in THAT ROOM where everyone talks to High Sparrow
>its Cersei blankly staring out of the window scene
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>>71093451
he is dead. deal with it.
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>>71092816
>autistic bait
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>>71093440
When you read my post it should had been pretty obvious i was talking about the show
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>>71093465
Where do I suggest that GoT is the only thing he's ever made?
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>>71093417
He's too proud.
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>>71092804
No shit they're better. It's not a coincidence that the show was strongest when it closely followed the books with very little changes, and the more it diverged the shittier it became.
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JUST
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>>71092919
The fire was also pathetic. Dragonfire can melt stone, so why does it take two stationary firehoses a good minute to take down one ship? It should have been a devastating blast from Drogon tear-assing through three at a time
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>>71093155
>mythological beast roaming around
>ludicrously high piles of bodies
>Three characters running to assault winterfell by themselves.

This webm cracks me up every time.
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>>71093497
Sry
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>>71093493
>Cersei will never fuck three dirty hedge knights in the show
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>>71093055
can patrick rothfuss into dragons, bros?
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>>71092863
>However, this is fiction and not real life.

In that case they should have went even further, not subtler. Not that i know if they did or didn't, haven't heard the sound of dogs eating human face in at least a month. teehee
But seriously, there is a huge reason to make Ramsay's death as gorry and satisfying as possible so it's an okay decision. Showing Hounds cock was not.
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>>71093494
So is the show
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>>71093516
cant show women as they really are
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>>71093504
I know, right?
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Am o the only one who thought this fight scene was legit as fuck? Especially when Jon has his back to the camera and it just floats behind him as everything is happening?
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>>71093504
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1466501003250.webm
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One true queen
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>>71093521
no, the show is nice. just don't watch it if you don't like it.
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>>71093530
Horny?
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>>71093500
yeah he is too proud to tell anyone except his brother but why didn't his brother tell anyone?Jaime is the only one who ever stood up for Tyrion so Tyrion would have told every moving thing about his brother's heroism.
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>>71093351
>"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."

Bravo, Cersei, bravo
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>>71093520
>showing Hounds cock was not

Wait, when was this? Did I miss something or did I just forget?
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>>71093537
I have to admit I was really into the battle right up until Ramsay started firing arrows into his own cavalry.
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>>71093503
sure the Hobbit movies sucks balls, but that dragon knows how to set shit on fire
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>>71093488
Neither. I don't really have a problem with gore but I don't actively seek it out either out. This show revels in violence a bit too much imo.
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>>71093155
It'd be way too easy then. If Wan Wan would've just had a tree he could've single handedly destroyed Ramsey's army when they formed the circle.
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>>71093544
>jon snow was a mistake
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>>71093537
The fight scene (in a vaccum) was amazing. The context was retarded. This is the problem of the episode: it casts out realism and people making clever decisions.

It's all just staged to set up a cool fight scene.
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Tell a joke /tv/
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>>71093544
>le cringe
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>>71093586
GoT is a good show
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>>71093056
>she didn't tell him about reinforcements
Because she wanted him fucking dead. There's 0 other motivation for letting thousands die when you know backup is on the way.
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>>71093586
S06E09 of game of thrones is the highest rated television episode ever
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>>71093586
This show is great.
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>>71093584
Idk what you're talking about, moon tea just tastes good ...
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>>71093564
The first Hobbit movie was amazingly good.
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>>71093568
good, then he can have tree sized javelins to toss at dragons next season
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>>71093586
>tfw i liked that scene and saw the interpreter girl as qt for the first time
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>>71092792

BEST EPISODE EVERRRRR!!!!!! Stupid white male asking gurl about war, i was like duuuuh:???!! Go Sansa GURL POWER!!!
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>>71093063
Then why is Catelyn Tully known as Catelyn Stark?
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Defend this showfags
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>>71093586
R + L = J
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>>71093479
WHO IS THIS GOBLIN!?!?!?
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>>71093648
Salsa's husbando is kill now. And how come no one ever called Cersei as Cersei Baratheon, even when Robert was alive.
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>>71093063
Depends on the prestige of the wife's family compared to her husband's.

You can't get the royal name by marrying.
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>>71093516
Weren't they all working for Littlefinger?
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>>71092816

Whats wrong with my sword?
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>>71093680
Yes, that's the best part!
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>>71093686
varlarian steel be flexible as fuck
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>>71093662
looks kind of gay but other than that its pretty good.
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>>71093686
What do you call a shot that sort of zooms in suddenly and shakily and looks like utter shit when used in a production that generally steers away from such shots?
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>>71093662
Hodors death wasn't emotional at all, he was a damaged potato who fulfilled the purpose he was conditioned for.
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What is going to be the wildlings banner once they get a castle, lands and tormund gets a title and banner?

I hope it's an image of Wun wun.
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>>71093613
/got/ rated it just as highly as well.
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>>71093686
DELETE THIS

t. Dabid
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>it's a mention missing penis
>I'm a dwarf
>incestous relationship
>queen blah blah blah
>da north
>ma children

Episode
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>>71093640
No
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>>71093720
Watch that edge you'll take someone's eye out
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>>71093662
Hodor wasn't even that big.

Wun Wun is 20 feet tall.
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>>71093613

Fanboy armies stromed imdb, what did you expect, objective criticsm? They were deprived of battle for 8 episodes, now they are like conman out of jail who smelled pussy after 10 years of incarceration.
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>>71093613
Ozymandias is rated higher
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>>71093749
anyone can post tyrion's line to theon about theon not being the first person to make a joke about a dwarfs height or some shit.
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>>71093723
probably this
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Can someone post that "Arya making a stupid
face at the pool after getting stabbed" pic? I didn't save it
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>>71093758
11/10?
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>>71093723
I misread banner as banter and got my hopes up for a second
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>>71093771
Cersei still a bigger whore
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>yfw this dumbass nigga would still be alive if he at least moved left or right once or twice

Seriously, what the fuck? Literally just go left or right a little at random intervals. He would have been perfectly fine.

Must have gone to the Prometheus school of running away from things.
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>>71093749
They didn't mention any missing dicks this time. Just shitting.
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>>71093787
Sweet! Coathooks for everyone!
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Can someone post the deepsea fan theorie jpg? Pretty please :3
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>>71093070
> Its FUCKING CONFIRMED
> Jamie retaking Riverlands
> Ironborn shit

but yeah other than that, not much happened, not that so much stuff happened in other seasons anyways
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>>71093752
Theres no edge to worry about.

Hodor obeyed and followed orders because its all he was capable of doing. Wun Wun is a hero because he chose to fight despite the risks.
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>>71093804
I honestly don't know. Sure, Cersei has more experience but she's 20 years older.

I bet Margaery would fuck as many men as Cersei did.
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If Sansa went to the dark side with CIA and fought Jon in the future who would we want to win?
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YES YES well done masters, well done masters!

HOWEVER

3 dragons and 100k dothraki to daenarys, oh and 100 ships ;^)
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>>71093818
4u
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>>71093119
because shitty writing by shitty writers

shitty contrived show, see you all next week for game of predictable
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62 MORMONTS AND THEY STILL SURVIVED LONG ENOUGH TO GET INTO WINTERFELL.
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>>71093829
Margaery only fucks Kings
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>>71092749
UGLY
G
L
Y
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>>71093845
each mormont is worth 100 good men
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So now that Salsa is officially the villain in the Northern storyline, how is she going to kill Bran and usurp both the title of Queen in the North and Three Eyed Raven?
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>>71093808
lol great comment!
upboated!
isnt cinemas sins the best!?!?
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I'm pretty hyped for Davos finally confronting Melly in the finale. Too bad it took the entire fucking season when it should have happenes in the first three episodes.
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>>71093845
Well, yeah, not everyone died so they weren't guaranteed to be wiped out. Dickhead.
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>>71093831
If
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>>71093850
That's just not true. There's no way she was still a virgin when she left Highgarden, and I doubt there was a king there.

Stableboys, on the other hand..
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>>71093842
thx, bby ;)
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>>71093829
Even her own brother proclaimed her the 'Queen of whores'
Nothing can top that
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>>71093113

i think what this anon is referring to is the fact that someone had to go in there with ramram and open all the dogs gates, and then leave and close the gate behind them, meanwhile the dogs just sat in their cages.

obviously it wasnt salsa that did this but still
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>>71093870
>Dickhead.
This is what people actually counts as an insult these days, I feel insulted of you not insulting me properly.
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>>71093808
Not everyone thinks rationally in life or death situations, not a fault.
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>next episode literally called the winds of winter
It better end with gurm himself showing up and saying the book is out next week
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Is Cersei going to blow up the sept with everyone in it?

What's the next step in her masterplan?
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Why didn't Ramsay feed his dogs if he was gonna kill Rickon on the battlefield?
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>>71093873
well, she's trading up. So there's no going back.

Not like Tomen is going to last, so there'll always be the next king
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>>71093892
oh please, it was stupid as fuck writing.
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fuck men
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>>71093862
>Sansa to Tyrion: "I will pray for your safe return, my lord."
>Tyrion: "Really?"
>Sansa: "Just as I pray for the king's."
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>>71093250
varys and litllefinger are nice to
despite their teleporting abilities
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>>71093900
yes
>>71093904
Tommen will be the last cock she's ever fucked.
>>71093884
Jaime's a cuck.
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>>71093900
No tomb for Cersei and Tommen. No tomb! No long slow sleep of death embalmed. We will burn like heathen kings before ever a ship sailed hither from the East.
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>>71093890
>I feel insulted of you not insulting me properly

I'm glad I managed to insult you in a roundabout way.

Just out of interest, what is a "proper insult"? Retard? Reprobate? Insufferable cunt? Dick-peddling sack of tits?
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>she was butthurt and 'forget' to mention Jon she had an ace up her sleeve. Some poor fucks were massacred, no biggie :^)

why didn't she contact the small guy when touring the lords in the first place?
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>>71093938
If all fails call me a "fucking faggot".
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>>71093913
It wasn't, there are plenty of situations in real life of people not zig zagging when being shot at.
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>>71093935
Yes, only wardens of the South after Tommen (who gets killed by his mom)
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>>71093941
I want to know this as well
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Where is the N in Eddard?
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>>71093870


>you bashed my favorite show!!!! IM GONNA CALL YOU NAMES NOW!!!!
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>>71093970
Where is the B in William?
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>>71093970
Where's the B in William?
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>>71093862
Marrying Walder Frey.
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>>71093973
>bashed
>made a non-point that he (you) didn't even defend

heh
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>>71093819
loads of shit happened in season 1 and 2
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>>71093983
>>71093977
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71093938
Tbqh I always get red in my face and I'm very upset when anon calls me a retard, faggot, dickhead for no reason when we discuss something and I'm anonymous. Its understandable to insult me when I trip, but I really feel we shouldn't be spreading cancer by insulting each others. It upsets me and makes me sad.
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>Is held hostage by Lannisters
Robb starts a fucking war to save her stupid ass
>Little brother is held hostage by the Boltons
No, Jon. He's dead. Fuck him.

AND normies hearld her as a stronk hero and wartime strategist for it.
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>>71093070
>things fags say
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>>71093959

Maybe by guns, but not a fucking bow an arrow.
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>>71093978
You can't wait for Jaime to stab Cersei?

Doing summer islanders too? I have a Marg webm of that
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>>71093913
The real question is, why didnt he shoot Jon? I figured it was a trap to get him in shooting range. Sansa even specifically warns Jon about traps like these.

The battle would've been over with only one casualty.
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>>71093866
>they made davos an absolute bumbling retard alongside jon this episode
i'm still mad
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also, the rickon actor got the worst deal. Did he ever had to speak a sentence?
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>>71093073
>he's just a bastard who left the Night's Watch after resigning as Lord Commander.

he is either a bastard who left the Night's Watch after dying, or the rightful heir.
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>>71094015
Jon is immune to arrows. The battle showed that.
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>>71093808
>people can't hit you if you zig zag
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>>71094015
He does that. Jon's plot armour saved him. Short of ouright killing Jon at the start, Ramsay's next goal was to lure the Stark forces into an attack, which he accomplished
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>>71094019
>Protect your commander!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO COMMAND IN THIS CONFUSED SHITTY MELEE

WHY DIDN'T DABID AND DABID HAVE JON JUST COLDLY GLARE AT RAMSAY BEFORE HEADING BACK TO HIS LINES

WHY DIDN'T THEY GIVE WUN WUN A TREE TRUNK CLUB OR SOMETHING

FUCK MY ASS
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>>71093995
Liking showing the white walkers and then dropping that entire plot line more or less until much later?
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>>71094015
>The battle would've been over with only one casualty.

Probably not, although I guess Ramsay didn't know that.

Davos would have still needed to recover Jons body to try and get Melly to ressurect him.

Thing is, he'd probably have used better tactics so killing Jon would have improved his army's chances of winning.
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>>71093070
Why do D&D clearly hate Bran so much? He's the only interesting storyline left and he's gotten like five minutes of screentime this season, most of which was dedicated to licking Jon's asshole some more.
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>>71094026
He'll never be the rightful heir, hes a bastard.
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Does Sansa even believe that Jon got resurrected and does she believe in the white walkers?
The best part would be interaction of those characters of the south with things like tits, dragons and white walkers.
Can't wait until Cersei meets Daenerys or Jon goes down south.
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>>71094047
If Jon rode away after charging forward to save Rickon, he'd have looked weak
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>>71094056
He'll be the rightful heir if the Lords of the North accept him as the rightful heir.
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>>71094056
>mfw people still think Gendry is a Baratheon
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>>71094056
unless King Robb named him his heir
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>>71094047
>charges the archers head on into a cavalry melee
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>>71094002
nope, Lannisters started the war, Robb did not really had a choice

brother was held by Ramsay, who she knows a sick fuck
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>>71094038
The chances of doing so with an arrow at range drop to near zero.
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>>71094047
Wun Wun could have easily grabbed some corpses and started hurling them.
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Literally how did Jon not get hit by arrows?

It was raining arrows about 4 times and he did not get hit once.
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>>71093991

Will they make casualty list, so we can see with what "force" will jon hold Winterfell after that Pyrrhic victory fiasco?
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>>71094002
Well she was right, it was Ramsay Bolton. He didn't stop from killing his own Father. What would keep him from killing Rickon? Every other faction was reasonable, Ramsay is not reasonable and is like his father.
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>>71094072
he has a better claim than Tommen
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How does one pronounce one one?
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>>71094073
They can just proclaim him a king, then he self-legitimizes. Its not uncommon.
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>>71093998
>no reason
>wtf there were only 62 of them and there was at least one left at the end, WHAT AN INCONSISTENCY! Bravo D&D
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>>71094073
It's too bad literally everyone (Robb and Catelyn) who knew about that died before he could do it.
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>>71094066
>"look weak" for not falling for an obvious trap
or
>look retarded and get 90% of your army demolished

Their original plan was riding on Ramsay not wanting to look weak to the other lords.
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>>71094066
No, we wouldn't have looked like a complete asshole who abandons his men by drawing them out of their entrenched positions against a numerically superior foe.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
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>>71094095
Not legally
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>>71094095
No he doesn't.
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>>71094095
NO HE DOESNT
A BASTARD IS A BASTARD
THEY CAN NEVER INHERIT ANYTHING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE
THE BASTARD OF A KING HAS NO HIGHER STATUS THAN A RANDOM DISEASED PEASANT WHORE
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Did Vale even lose any significant number of men?
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>>71093586
That scene made me want to be with Missandei so much...
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>>71094095
doesn't matter lol
what's he gonna do, stroll up in king's landing and say he should be king?
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>>71094126
Unless y'know he's legitimized
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>>71094113
>>71094110
> missing the whole point that he had already charged
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>>71094117
>>71094118
>>71094126
Tommen is a bastard, and not the son of the King so Gendry has a better claim
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>>71094033
Rude
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>>71094089
There's no one to immediately hold it against.

Also maybe the Knights of the Vale will stick around for a while.
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>>71094055
>He's the only interesting storyline left
here's the answer:
>He's the only interesting storyline left
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>>71094083
The Lord of Light protected him
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>>71094049
if season happened right now
>e1: 8 minute scene of the stark kids talking and sharing witty quips
8 minutes of them having a conversation in which they clearly state how they know eachother
a message arrives which says that the king is coming
preview for e2: is cat saying murder! dramatically in response to the maester telling her that her sister sent a raven (which as you know we use like pigeons in this universe )
e5: king rob finally arrives : "ah yes eddard stark i remember when we were both at the eyrie , you know in the vale where we spent our teens untill we started a rebellion against the king who was mad , let me explain in detail why we have so much in common, also can i see the grave of your sister ? she was a good friend.
e10 the party arrives in kingslanding ,
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>>71094151
What?!
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>>71094126
You're really not grasping the point of the series, are you?

Hint: Nothing means shit if you have the power
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>>71094097
ar-ya st-ark of winter-fell
apparently
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>>71094157
Gendry has no fucking claim at all, he doesn't even get a last name because hes a commoner shit. He will never have any role to play.
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>>71094076
[citation needed]
Half the time if he zig zagged he might well have run straight into one of Ramsay's "missed" shots
The only way he'd be safe is out of range and he won't get there faster by zig zagging like a retard
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Reminder that Gendry can't even prove he's a bastard.
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>>71094146
A legitimisation can only happen at the behest of the King of Westeros.
You think Tommen is going to legitimise Gendry / Edric Storm?

I have never heard of self-legitimisation in Westeros, either.
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>>71094165
Once Jon had charged, he couldn't have ridden back without appearing weak. Ramsay deliberately lured him in. This isn't even a subtle point, the show literally says the scene before he'd do something like this.
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>>71094162
HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
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>>71094157
Do you think anyone in the seven kingdoms gives a shit about him?
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>>71094187
I forget how did Melly know he was Roberts bastard?
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>>71094194
He's not king if someone kills him and takes over, is he?
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>>71094194
>tommen dies
>margery grants self-legitimisation

literally everything is leading to this
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>>71094157
Robert believed Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella to be his. They are Baratheons as far as the law goes.

Gendry is an unacknowledged bastard who I doubt Robert even knew existed.
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>>71094126
Let's have a great counsil.
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>>71094194
Stannis could still legitimise him
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>>71094160

Yes there is, houses who are against Jon can plan uprising and fight for power, if they ever wanted it now its their chance, also dont forget Lanisters who are around, thin they gonna go full Bond villian and let him recover until he is a actual threat? If knights of the vale are there who is defending the Vale? Also they wont just sit there you have to justify their presence, you know good old "whats there for me?"

But this is too realistic thinking for this dumb hollywood style fantasy flick, even tho season 1 and 2 were all about realism but somehow we came to this.
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What do the ironborn do in times of peace? Reave and rape still? And the other kingdoms are just fine with that?
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>>71094157
How many times?
Bastards have NO CLAIM
under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE
NONE

Tommen is the King, and has been crowned and blessed and whatever the fuck else kings get.
In Westeros from the standard Lords and peasants view, Tommen is not a bastard. It has not been conclusively proven, and it is not the widespread belief of the realm that he is Cersei and Jaime's son. As far as everyone knows, he is the king, rightfully and true, despite us as the viewer knowing he is in fact a bastard himself.

Gendry literally has as much claim to the throne as Ser Pounce, I.E, none at all.
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>>71093918
nice face
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>>71094234
>counsil
twitched desu senpai
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>>71094253
Nice penis.
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sooo are the freys gonna get fucked up next ep?

whats up with the manderlys? they haven't even been showed have they?

or are dabid just going to forget about them because they don't relate to muh kelly c and yara slam clapping
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>>71094240
>If knights of the vale are there who is defending the Vale

Who's going to even bother attacking the Vale?
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>>71094220
ROBERT ONLY TOOK THE FUCKING THRONE THROUGH FORCE

THE UNIFIED KINGDOM ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE AEGON TOOK IT THROUGH FORCE

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER IF YOU'RE LEGITIMATE, OR A USURPER, OR A BASTARD, IF YOU WIN THE FUCKING WAR YOU'RE CLAIM GET LEGITIMISED REGARDLESS

THIS IS A MAJOR FUCKING THEME OF THE ENTIRE SERIES AND HAS BEEN SINCE THE FIRST BOOK/SEASON

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71094273
MAH UNCLE'S BIG CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWK
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>>71094213
Probably saw it in muh flames
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>>71094249
Why did Cerci and Joffery kill all the bastards they could then if it didn't matter at all??
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>>71094275
>whats up with the manderlys?

cut
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>>71094240
The Vale is hard as shit to attack, and one would assume the infantry and garrisons remained since CIA's force was solely cavalry
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>>71094164
>e10 the party arrives in kingslanding
>implying they wouldnt teleport to King's Landing

>>71094186
>Half the time if he zig zagged he might well have run straight into one of Ramsay's "missed" shots
>Half the time
>when you're zig-zagging, you spend about half the time at any given point

You know you are supposed to zig and zag more than 1 meter to each side? Once Ramsay was forced to shoot indirectly, Rickon was basically safe if he had zig-zagged. It would have been a 1 in a 100 shot to hit Rickon.

>and that ignores Rickon looking back and just dashing sideways anytime Ramsay let loose
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>>71094275
>>71094298
>believed the Mandlery's was cast meme

lmao
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>>71094295
entertainment / good measure / no king's blood funny magic
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>>71094238
Stannis did not hold much love for anyone, and bastards even less.
He respected Jon as the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and as a son of Ned Stark, but Edric? The bastard son of the brother he basically detested and got no love from? The same bastard that he wanted sacrificed before Davos intervened and made him sail to Essos?

I very highly doubt it.
Also to the other guy saying Margaery could do it, why in the everloving fuck would she?
There has literally never been a Queen-paramount of Westeros, and she wouldn't magically become one on Tommen's death. She'd be the regent and wouldn't have supreme power.
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Daddy, why does Westeros have two mommies?
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>>71094197
We can agree that charging ahead was dumb. We cannot agree that something vague and subjective as "appearing strong" is more important than sound tactical decisions.
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>>71094298
GRRM was cast back a few years ago to play Wyman Manderly, but he couldn't be fucked showing up in the end
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>>71094285
Tell me what houses are going to unite behind Gendry the blacksmith of Flea Bottom?

The Lannisters and Tyrells would much sooner make a push to get one of their own on the throne.
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>>71094314
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS CHARACTER NOT THINK PERFECTLY, WHAT AN INCONSISTENCY, BRAVO D&D AMIRITE
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>>71094344
Jon made a stupid decision. But it's not a plot hole. The show specifically says Ramsay would pull shit like this. Jon falling for a trap is indicative of Jon being a moron, not necessarily the show
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>>71094295
To stop Ned's / Jon Arryn's / Stannis' theory about Robert's bastards all having Black hair, and that Cersei's children are incest children.
If they are all dead it cannot be proven.

It was one of the only smart things she ever did, from her point of view.
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So who's king after tommen trips up?
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new bred?
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>>71094378
You. Congratulations.
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>>71094378
Daenerys
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>>71094360
I'm not arguing Gendry will ever take the throne. I'm arguing the reason why he'd never take the throne is obviously because he has no fucking army or capacity to do so. Whether he's a true born son or not is completely irrelevant, so long as he can or cannot convince people to follow him
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Why didn't Rickon run and hide behind one of those botled guys on the battlefield?
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>>71094378
Danny ;)
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>>71094282

>Who's going to even bother attacking the Vale?
wise commander strikes where you are weak, it would demoralise away army and create turmoil.

>>71094306
>The Vale is hard as shit to attack, and one would assume the infantry and garrisons remained since CIA's force was solely cavalry

Nothing is hard to attack if you have enough forces and good tactical approach, they said that for Jerusalem, Constantinople even Rome, but history has proven otherwise.
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>>71094378
Robert's bastard kid that Davos set free
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>>71094378
Margaery would be Queen-Regent, and a grand council of succession would be held to determine the next heir. If you want a list of possible candidates you won't get one, because no-one really knows.

It'd be purely up to Gurm to decide, really.
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>>71094390
But who will be my queen? is it (You)?
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>>71094249
>In Westeros from the standard Lords and peasants view, Tommen is not a bastard

actually most suspect he is a bastard
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>>71094404
I'm sure all the smallfolk and other Lords of Westeros would accept Gendry, low-born fleabottom, gruel-eating, blacksmithing, dirty, smelly, stinking bastard as their King.

Do not underestimate how strongly people feel against bastards, deserters, dishonorable scum and other generally shit-tier people in GRRM's world.
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>>71094378
>Gendry rows backs to Westeros
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>>71094413
Have you seen the fucking Eyrie dude? Shit's just not worth it
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>>71094421
it is pic related
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>>71094413
I don't think anyone ever said that Jersualem, Constantinople or Rome are inherently hard to attack i.e. by virtue of the lay of the land. Obviously when they were controlled by the full might of the Roman armies, sure, but they weren't geographically difficult like the Vale is.

The Vale itself acts like a fortress, meaning it need only be manned by a relatively small number of soldier to be defended.
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>>71094423
>most

I wouldn't go that far.
Undoubtedly there are those who think as such, but the vast majority do not. Either way, it cannot be proven from a legal standpoint.
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>>71094405

Because plot, thats why, same reason Jon forgot about thier tactical discusion and decided to yolo charge and bring him and his forces to unfavorable exchange.
D&D are just shit writers who contradict their characters evry time, they did it with Arya too, can you believe that she was more cautious when she was runing to Bravos than after 2 years spent in assassin training?
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>Gendry is told by melly that he's basicly the true heir to the iron throne
>released by Davos
>rows to Essos
>Ponders about what to do next
>he can spend his entire life being miserable, trying to round up an armie large enough to put up a fight, setting up connections, basicly going the viserys path (minus the bitch sister and the retardedness) and probably not making it, bringing nothing but misery where he goes
>or he could settle down in Essos, become a blacksmith, get a wife and hurt no one with his delusions of Grandure
>he knows we're all meaningless in the long run, so he decides to be happy with the time he has, not hurting other people for more power, or for the sake of change.

Gendry won the game of thrones seasons ago. He didn't win, and he didn't die, he broke the wheel (which dany will never do). he survived.
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>>71094509
>D&D both got masters degrees at trinity college dublin
>write this crap
I'm ashamed to be here
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Somebody really ought to find a transcript of catelyns climb up the Eyrie in book one and link it, it was hell on earth even with a guide and a strong breeze can be sufficient to knock people to their deaths at places.
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>>71094539
>ywn fuck Mya Stone
why live
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>>71094596
>all that time alone with the vales donkeys
Hotdog down a hallway anon.
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>>71094367
Yeah, but that's what I meant: Jon is responsible for the subsequent encirclement of his army. The problem I have is that no one called him a dick for it. Davos didn't even mutter a curse to himself.
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>>71094454

You dont have to attack and conquer you can send raiding parties and force knight to go back and reinstate order, there are many possibilities.

>>71094468

All big fortress cities were built on geographicaly tactical places.
>pic related walls which are cant be approached by siege tower.
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somebody make a new thread before I piss myself
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>>71094711
>Big walls behind small walls
Smart
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>>71094760
Three lines of archers
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>>71093553

No! The fight scene was amazing! Especially that one you described that follows Jon. But because he didn't get instantly trampled to death by two armies of cavalry smashing into each other, and survived like four volleys of arrows, it was obvious he was in no danger
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>>71094774
>>71094774
>>71094774
new
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>>71093184
>It's poor writing that the dogs didn't br grow antro hands, got themselves tools to bust down the cage and ate Salsa alive instead of behaving like dogs and just eating the weakened bloodied Ramsay
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>>71094760

it is, siege tower ramp can not reach the bigger wall, if they make bigger ramp with material from that age they risk the whole construction to crumble under weight of soldiers, Byzantines were smart and great engineers!
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>>71094711
Just go look up the Vale you mongoloid
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>>71094966

There is no such thing as unpasable terrain my friend you can spout fire and throw tantrums at me whole day if you like, but nothing is unconquerable
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>>71095012
The Vale is stated as unpassable so its unpassable
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>>71093250
Also Cersei desu
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>>71093113
She smells of alpha dire wolf
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>>71092792
Probably been a good time to tell jon bout the Vale Army she had up her ass.
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