Why does he have to pretend everything is terrible? This pizza looks delicious.
get off 4chan pete
>>71094437
I'd eat it
>>71094437
murrikan """"reality"""" TV
try watching the britbong version and compare it to this forced dramafest
>>71094437
Because he's one of us
serious question, how did the pizza even end up like that?
>>71094473
>try watching the britbong
no thanks moohamud, i'd rather eat glass
he's British so he's used to this
>That... is fucking disgusting.
>>71094513
to much yeast and left to long
the matrix in the dough doesn't form and you will get a torn soggy base
>>71094437
link or is this just spam?
>>71094513
like what? It's just large with a puffy crust.
gordon haet pizza
>>71094437
the dough is too thick...
>>71094552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>it's a Simon Cowell overreacts to meatballs episode
That's every episode by the way.
>>71094437
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>>71094564
i mean obviously its fucked up, im curious if he put too much of an ingredient to make it rise so much
>>71094674
but it's not fucked up, he just uses a lot of dough. Not everything has to be pretentious thin crust garbage
>>71094622
That """"pizza"""" looks fucking disgusting. The waitress is cute though.
>>71094749
he asked for thin crust and got that
>>71094437
Look at that shitty crust doe
>>71094768
the waitress is qt. She's almost as qt as the Greek waitress that cried over almost everything
go' 'za
>>71094513
You never had a Chicago 'Za?
>>71094437
>This pizza looks delicious.
>Raw dough and grease everywhere
>delicious
IT'S
FUCKIN'
GO 'ZA
>>71094622
Sweet fucking jesus the music never stops for a single second. I don't remember it being this bad. Why the fuck does Gordon sitting down need a goddamn soundtrack?
It's just typical american tv, lots of drama and cuts to make everything interesting to middle aged women/cucks and children. You'll notice that no scene lasts more than 5 seconds just to appeal to the constant need for action/drama
I'm American born and raised but I know how it looks like.
>>71094960
because american TV
Kitchen nightmares UK is much better but wasn't dramatic enough for retarded american audiences.
who would have thought, if you hold a pizza up and let all the shit drip off it's going to look bad?
Gordon is a straight retard sometimes.
>>71094985
That shit is so annoying. I was watching Ink Master and the constant cutting was getting insane. I started counting and not a single goddamn scene lasted longer than 3 seconds, most of them less than 1.5 seconds. It can't be healthy to watch that for an hour.
>>71094437
Because he's a retard who thinks italian pizzas are good.
Delicious 'go 'za you got there
>>71095049
It literally switches your brain off. It induces low alpha waves
>>71095063
I bet you like those pizzas made from doughnut dough and are over 600 cal a slice
the only time people get those pizzas if they are close to getting black out drunk
lardass
>>71094437
1)You wouldn't believe butchefs are either totally obnoxious retards(i was chef in expensive restaurants) or above average vicious cunts,
its, like,they act as if its the best fucking job in the world and
they are splitting atoms(and its not, its monotone, boring, ugly ,either overly cold or overly hot, ungrateful job of preparation and then when restaurant is full has moments of total hectic,panic and absolute rage(people literally throw knives at each other, seen it on my own eyes, even I throw meat hammer couple of times on some jerk).Its like, total madness, you work 400mph , waiters bring order after order, its really hot, everyone are jumpy as hell, literally on verge of a fight, but then adrenaline kicks in and you get some "high"(i shit you not) and then its like the best job on the world, you start to make jokes wit everyone(warlike jokes, really dark humor, like really tired soldiers ).
And that "state" of mind is only possible by having an really good chief who will guide all team and stay cold minded at that moments of crisis.
Usually, guy who stays totally cool under pressure is just an "dog" from the street, obnoxious person, usually bully, now take all that into the mix, give that guy shitload of money and his own restaurants. You will get astronomical cunt, creature beyond belief . So, usually I dont watch these shows but if Gordon Ramsay Bolton is an cunt in the show, its probably because he really is, he maybe act in that scene, but he done much worst IRL(i believe, i dont know the guy).
I knew couple of really good chefs who were also good people, neither one did succeed, you just have to be the type(aggressive, full of yourself, street smart and thinking on the run, yet, you have to be dumb at some level, because(I tried to explain it to every colleague) you spent 80% of your life closed in kitchen, its all you know, its all you talk about, your views about life became really narrow, and, yes, you get a fat check but its not worth it
>>71095005
Are you actually defending that shitty food?
>>71095005
Except a pizza will usually hold together pretty well unless overloaded with grease, toppings, and sauce. I've never seen a pizza drip like that before
>>71095091
>everyone has to like pizza the same way
>even though there are literally hundreds of ways of making a pizza
don't be a faggot, kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5mEqOvUNBw
This is Kitchen Nightmares that doesn't hurt your brain... I don't know why'd they'd make it so annoying.
>>71095119
finish your pint of coke fatty
>>71095122
You know Americans won't hold intterest without jump cuts, dramatic music and DRAMA
>>71095049
>>71095090
That and the constant changing music is has to do a number on one's attention span
>>71094991
Yeah. I also hate how in the american version people are packing up in the restaurant that Ramsay is about to tear down just to say how the food tastes like donkey fuck at the camera and look cool even though they've probably never even been there.
>>71095005
Maybe if you only buy takeaway shit like Dominos
>>71095119
>Because he's a retard who thinks italian pizzas are good.
follow your own advice fatty
>>71095109
>hasn't tasted it
>it's shitty
could you be more pretentious?
>>71094991
I'm sure the earlier American seasons didn't have constant music. They certainly had the overly dramatic music, but it wasn't running non-stop. Surely I can't have been watching them without noticing?
>>71095165
>tfw Gordon tells a costumer to fuck off because the mean is actually perfect
Man I wish I could remember what episode he did that on.
>>71095194
>raw dough
>fuck loads of grease
JUST
>If our restaurant that has been running for over 30 years somehow doesn't fix itself up by the time Ramsey leaves for season 7 We will lose our home, our son will kill himself or become a junkie, our other son will be known as the goodwill kid at school, and we'll get a divorce
>>71094437
Would eat and enjoy that pizza I don't know why people think it looks gross
>>71094437
OP you're a fucking idiot. Watch the video.
>>71095122
Oh, fuck that nostalgia from that channel 4 reel.
>>71094991
All of us Americans hate the American version too.
How could anyone like it?
>>71094437
Looks and taste are too different things.
>>71095216
the base isnt cooked
>>71095229
He's just forcing a meme. This is the third time the same thread pops up.
Although I don't mind it that much because that means we get daily Kitchen Nightmares threads.
>>71094437
I disagree
>>71094437
There's enough dough there for like three pizzas. I bet that shit is soggy as hell.
>>71095216
1.he ordered the thin crust and got that
2.It wasn't cooked
3.when he confronted the guy he said it was a thin crust
he face palmed because he was expecting a thin crust
>>71095233
not all, the general public eat this shit up.
>>71095277
I disagree
>>71095296
what are your counter arguments?
>>71095310
I disagree
>>71095111
Nope, pizza with true mozzarella di bufala would slide down
>>71095229
What are you talking about? I have watched the episode and he doesn't like the pizza, but in my opinion it looks good. You are the fucking idiot, idiot.
>>71095264
I disagree
Has Gordon ever tried 'go'za?
>>71094437
No it doesn't. That is way too much dough.
>>71095338
Raw dough. Soaked in oil. Topping flows off. Its fucking terrible. You have shit taste. I bet you own an iPhone
>>71094473
This brit version is like a real show.
>>71095366
especially when you order the thin crust
>>71095366
I disagree
>>71094854
>'Za
Kill yourself. Chicago pizza is definitely the best though.
>>71095412
delicious
2) also, you get kinda much more money than average blue collar worker but most chefs(not all)
usually spend it on drugs and getting totally pissed after work, sometimes you work with a guy who didnt sleep for 4 days, he works whole fucking day until like 01:00 , then he goes out and drinks, take drugs, and he is back on work in 07:00 in the morning, takes a line of speed or coke.
And rince and repeat for couple of days.
So even if they earn a little more money, shit they have to endure is just not worth it on the long run(if you are not ritch until 40 you will not be able to do the job, your only way is to become chef at that age, and there is more chefs than restaurants, so its kinda fucking Darwinian battlefield).
most of them dont live until 60, but they dont get it, you really dont have 5 lives so you will spend one in someones kitchen, and yes , you have some material shit, but at the end you really dont want it, you just want some free time.
Anyway, most chefs are cunts, not all cunts are chefs, but all chefs are cunts, you cant be chef if you are not a fucking sociopath . If you need proof, check wrinkles on Ramsey's face, he looks like shar pei,its from the nerves.
Now, dont you McDonalds people respond and say its not truth, this is really next level shit, you have to know chemistry , physics, you must be surgeon, butcher,painter, you must know how to bullshit. Anyway, I really dont get why the fuck do those people contest for a job in kitchen.
>>71095372
It's soaked in oil because americans often use cheap fake cheese, and of course that kind of cheese gets oily once it has been melted, that doesn't happens with patrician cheeses
I just made a nice goza
>>71095372
>raw dough
it wasn't. It was very slightly undercooked deep in the center of the outer crust, everything else was browned
>soaked in oil
literally had just as much oil as any other authentic Italian sausage pizza I've eaten
>topping flows off
again, this is normal for many pizzas
>It's terrible
You haven't eaten it
fuck off
>>71094437
>>71094437
>>71094437
>No one posting the most batshit crazy episode in the history of the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk
>>71095412
disgusting
>>71095448
You got shit in your eyes or you eat shit at pizzerias
>>71095359
Can somebody explain to me this 'go'za meme?
I've been seeing it all over cu/ck/
Would Gordon like my pizza?
>>71094437
There's way too much dough. Americans don't know how to make a pizza. They think it's a pie
>>71095452
>>71095497
Seriously shes got some fucking mental issues
>>71095445
>American literally use a rubbish bin for their sauces
>>71095478
>Chicago Pizza
>'go 'za
>goza
>>71095478
Is there a difference between go za and deep dish pizza?
>>71095412
I'm getting diarrhea just by looking at all that grease
>>71095448
I love this meme.
Would you eat this 'za?
>>71095495
newsflash brainiac: there are hundreds of ways of making pizza and as someone who has had pizza in Italy many times there are many places in America that are far superior.
>>71095497
#theraviolisaredelicious
>>71095555
The only thick pizza on that list literally is the chicago pizza.
What are you trying to prove faggot?
Place is still open. Kinda surprised tbqh.
>>71095490
thats charcoal
>>71095555
>Hawaiian
Easiest way to spot a pleb is to see him order a Hawaii pizza
>>71095598
Authentic Sicilian pizza has an even thicker crust than Chicago "pizza" you moron
>>71095555
white pizza GOAT
>>71095624
Have you ever had Hawaiien? Its one of the most delicous kinds.
>>71095639
It's awful
Keep pineapple far far away from pizza
>>71094437
Jesus christ, way too much cheese.
Take a look amerifats, this is what a real pizza looks like.
This a food thread?
>>71095630
Thats not true and you know it faggot.
Kill yourself already morbidly obese Murrican Redneck
>>71095555
New York is master race, and it shows since half of those are just new york slices in different cuts and topping.
>>71095666
no, you absolute idiot. That is one style of pizza. It's not even one of the best, enjoy your last slice that doesn't even have any cheese but is slathered in watery sauce
>>71095669
Shame those fries suck asshole.
>>71095666
What the fuck is that shit? Looks awful.
>>71095648
Have you ever tasted it?
>>71095688
Why don't you just melt a wheel of cheese into a bowl and drink it down, you fat type-II diabetes fuck?
I'm supposed to be on a cut and now you faggots make want pizza.
>>71095666
Disgusting. looks like tomato soup on a breadbowl
>>71095701
Yes, once by accident. Never again.
>>71095682
I was unimpressed with ny pizza. Shit is mediocre. Costco shits all over it.
>>71095716
You dieting?
Would Ramsay enjoy this dish?
>>71095688
Giordano's is literally objectively the best pizza in the universe.
>>71095666
Fuck yes this takes me back
>>71095666
That's the best one imo, also the one with prosciutto di parma.
>>71095726
to each his own, never had costco but I could go for a slice of ny pizza any time with some mates.
>>71094622
After going through such pain it'd be a shame if it was one of the majority of restaurants featured on the show that closed.
>>71095737
Why dont they poor the dorritos first?
>american """"""cuisine""""""
>>71095716
>tfw on a cut
>contract respiratory infection
>fever causes metabolism to shoot up
>can eat pizza now
Best episodes?
>>71095737
Anyone that says this doesn't look delicious is an absolute liar and a faggot
Who /baconandeggbrekkypizza/ here?
>>71095726
NY pizza is complete garbage. Chicago is the best, both deep dish and flat.
>>71095742
Only for true patricians
>>71095737
She just keeps dumping shit on it!
>>71095737
That's some premium 'go 'za right there
>>71095784
I live in Italy and I would eat Domino's before I ate that lame shit
>>71095730
Aye, gotta lose this weight or it's going to kill me one day.
Plus I'm going to visit my Mom for the first time in a year soon and I'd like to lose even more weight before then.
>>71095737
Fucking gross.
>>71095555
>mac & cheese pizza
>>71095784
That looks like misshapen ass
Gordon Ramsay is a fucking hack.
He ain't got shit on based Ja/ck/
>>71095822
Shit I haven't had one of those rice cookie things in ages. Sick.
>>71094547
>to much
>to
>>71095852
>burger pisses itself before it is killed
>not appreciating quality 'go 'za
pizza is supposed to look like pic
>>71095819
Dont diet, it doesnt work. It lowers your metabolism, negating losses in the long run.
Instead: Fast. Fasting involves either eating nothing on one day or eating as much as you want. Neither situation lowers your metabolism and is more effective than dieting (eating, but less than normal)
Read www.intensivedietarymanagement.com
Its by Dr. Fung, he specializes in fasting to beat obesity and diabetes and has some terrific readong on the topic.
Fasting is your best bet, dieting on the other hand is a road to ruin.
>>71095852
/ck/ has high quality bait, that is fucking disgusting.
>>71095852
Why did he smash it?
What the fuck.
>>71095555
>No Canadian
>No Meatlovers
>>71095555
>Sweeden
>Kebab pizza
>looks like it's covered in cum
Simple pottery.
>>71095852
What the fuck is wrong with that burger?
>>71095852
Lel, more. I need more of this shit.
>>71095877
Please do not listen to this fucking idiot. Please go to /fit/ and read the sticky if you are interested in beginning your weight loss journey. >le starvation mode stops you from losing weight is the stupid bit of pseudoscience hogswill out there.
Protip: If someone tells you there's one specific trick you need to do that is the only way to get fit, they're retarded or trying to sell you something.
>>71095881
Wtf is this from? The official ebola youtube channel?
>>71095881
Fucking gross
>>71094513
Literally too much dough. That's it.
>>71095412
dude i love go' za'
>>71095912
>>71095921
>>71095919
It's based Ja/ck/ from his youtube cooking show
that 'go 'za indeed looks delish OP
>>71095908
>pulled pork
XD
>>71095814
>i live in Italy
>An italian choosing dominos over a pizza with prosciutto di parma and parmegiano
Unless you are one fatass american, no, you dont live in Italy.
>>71094437
>It's soaked in oil because americans often use cheap fake cheese,
Uhh.... no. I'm not sure where you got that bad information- unless you're simply talking out of your ass. Even the worst American pizza joints use real cheese; you will have to buy a really cheap frozen pizza like a Totino"s to find fake cheese.
>>71095908
Shouldn't pulled pork fall apart on it's own?
>>71095822
I always love it when these pics start to pop up.
>>71095956
That one's raw
Has Ramsey ever had a dish that he said wasn't completely terrible in the tasting part?
>>71095908
Yeah, might want to cook that a bit more
I need some goza
>>71095941
Did he delete the weird fucked up casserole he made? I can't find the video
>>71095970
there was a restaurant that had delicious food forgot which episode it was though
>>71095970
only the UK version and the pastry stuff he ate atAmy's
>>71095941
Is there like a compilation or essential jack core videos floating around? I don't want to waste my time watching the ones he doesn't fuck up.
>>71095993
momma's soul food
>>71095497
Meow meow meow
(men in white coats approach quietly)
>>71095956
no you got to pull it
its why its called pulled pork
>>71095915
Lol what? I have an advanced medicine degree and you instead refer him to broscience central?
Fasting, when done properly with a proper schedule leads to massive fat loss while maintaining muscle mass. Dieting leads to lowered metabolism.
Most of the site is based on hardscience and clinical results from the guys own practice. In fact fitness trainers are now recommending intermittent fasting over regular tight diet control when their clients want to gain weight rapidly.
Why the fuck do you think Hugh Jackman doesnt eat 16 hours a day then crams 6000 calories a day in 8 hours?
Fucking dipshit, muh gainz, mirrin, goalposts retard
>>71095100
tl:dr
Nice dubs tho
>>71095970
He liked the desserts from Amy's Baking Company quite a bit
>>71096022
That doesn't look like pulling but tearing meat apart.
>>71096024
Please go away, idiot.
>>71095941
Why was the chicken total salmonella mode?
>>71094437
because it's trash like most things created by burgershits. ramsey is european, so he has taste. pizza is italian anyway and good pizza can only be found in italy.
>>71096047
Is that your only response? You know you're wrong while you're currently googling if Hugh Jackman really does fasting.
>>71096042
the meat is not cooked in that joke video
but those claw things are easier to pull it apart than a fork
>>71096024
This. Avoid /fit/ at all costs. I don't know all the facts behind fasting, but from my own experience my most effective weight loss routine ever has involved intermittent fasting.
>>71096024
>Fasting, when done properly with a proper schedule leads to massive fat loss while maintaining muscle mass. Dieting leads to lowered metabolism.
There is no credible scientific evidence that links intermittent fasting to improved fat mass loss over conventional calorie restriction.
>>71096059
The guy who made the pizza is Italian from Italy.
>>71095490
It's aesthetically pleasing to look at if you stop trying to visualize it as food and just as an object. Dip it in resin and keep it as an ornament.
>>71095995
What the fuck was that? Looked like he made a batch of grout with peppers in it.
>>71096096
Wtf are you talking about?
That is some fucking broscience you posted.
You sound like a global warming denier not realizing there is a wealth of evidence out there.
Please fuck off to /fit and keep shoving creatine supplements up your ass.
>>71096096
>>71096095
>>71096081
IF provides no real benefit other than hunger management. It's just as a meme diet as keto or whatever
>>71095544
Egg yes
Bacon yes
Mushroom yes
Baked beans no
Sausages no
Where is the non-sauce tomato component?
>>71096134
Great comeback. Please provide hard evidence besides showing us the cum in your mouth from blowing wolverine.
Protip, you can't.
>>71096102
sure thing, i bet he is "european" like most ameri-"europeans", aka he has one great grandfather who moved from some slum to usa 120 years ago.
>>71096139
the point is, just like keto, it works. For thousands of people. Get over it, not everyone has to lose weight the same exact way you dolt.
>>71096174
He literally was born in and grew up in Italy, idiot
>>71096134
Then provide evidence in the form of scientific research that intermittent fasting is superior to traditional caloric restriction for weight loss over time. That's your claim, now back it up.
Or don't, I don't care, you haven't fooled me for even a second into thinking you have any idea what you're talking about, considering the way 90% of your posts are random 4chan teenager insults and shrieking.
>>71095737
i dont understand
is she pouring soup on the doritos?
>>71096139
You're joking. That is utter nonense. In the fasted state your growth hormone levels are litterally 20x greater than when fed. Insuline sensitivity when training goes up 50% instead of 7%, meaning your muscles will consume nutrients more agressively.
Your body activates fat breakdown while learning to reduce muscle breakdown.
Animals that fast have more neurons in the brain and are resistant to diseases such as alzheimers.
You dont fucking know shit, go back to /fit
>>71096174
The video is in the thread. Watch it. He's literally from Italy.
>>71096175
It works because it's just a deficit diet, like all the other ones. So yeah, everyone pretty much has to lose weight the same way, by not eating like a fatass.
I always bring this classic with me to the movies
>>71096161
has this man ever made a palatable thing in his life
>>71095814
Does anyone worthwhile live in Italy anymore? I was under the impression everyone of merit bailed by the mid 20th Century and the only people left are mobsters, tourists and the plebs
>>71096172
Dont believe me. Kill yourself already. If you're too lazy to search pubmed for fasting and read the top 3 results you're too stupid to achieve anythiing of value in your life.
Keep mirrin for them gaaaiiiinzzz brah. One meal every 2 hours or else you break down muscles amirite?
>>71096079
What is it?
>>71095490
BLACKED
>>71096251
a fly
>>71096065
i just threw up
>>71096175
>the point is, just like keto, it works
What works is caloric restriction. Because, you know, the laws of thermodynamics. Whether that caloric restriction comes in the form of careful meal timing or restriction to specific diets has little significance. Keto may have some benefits for causing the body to prefer lipid oxidation over FFM but it has its share of downsides, and it isn't a magic bullet that takes the place of actually monitoring your energy intake.
>>71096220
then don't call it a meme diet. If it works and helps people lose weight it's an effective tool, not a meme. Get over yourself.
>>71096256
How can white pizzas even compete?
>>71096199
Calculating 90% out of 4 posts. Genius move brah. Why should I bother searching for all the scientific articles when you're too lazy to google it yourself.
What if it is true? Eh faggot? Still cant be bothered to look it up? If you wanna waste your life on mediocre diets go fuck yourself. Hollywood must be retarded since they're all on intermittent fasting for muscle gains and 1 digit fat percentages.
>>71096245
Still waiting on that evidence. I don't believe you.
>>71096276
How autistic are you?
>Get over yourself
Lol, are you serious?
>>71096291
You could have found it in the meantime and decided for yourself. Instead you refuse to do so and waste your life because you're a lazy shit.
>>71096290
Don't flail too hard
>>71095881
>google cooking with jack raw chicken
>first result is a reddit post and circle jerk defending this shit
I ain't even surprised.
>>71095414
welcome to 4chan
>Americans
>comfy pizza thread
>/fit/ shows up and ruins it with their broscience
>>71096276
A meme diet by any other name is still a meme diet.
>>71096324
Lol, where do you think YOU are. Kill yourself already.
>people actually like thick crust pizzas
>>71095624
Ham and pineapple with pepperoni is patrician as fuck tho
>stay mad hippie
>>71096374
Keep waiting faggot like anything else in your life
>>71096370
Nah nigga, some retard with memescience came in and fucked it up. /fit/ is just trying to keep the bullshit out.
>>71096370
>muh fasting
Fuck off Ghani you flip flop wearing cunt.
>>71094991
I watch both versions. I can ignore the melodrama and shitty music. It's worth it, just to see Gordon scream hilarious obscenities into peoples faces. The best thing I've ever seen was the 2 part episode of his newer show "Hotel Hell." The owner admitted to shitting on the floor and living in her office. Her friend coverd up cracks in the wall with business cards she painted over. It was unreal.
>>71096364
>How do you want your Chili Dog senpai
>Just cheese my shit up
>>71095776
Wow that actually looks pretty good
>>71095414
if I wanted tomato soup in a bread bowl, I'd order that
>>71096392
Breh, I'm laughing my ass off. You're fucking hilarious.
>>71096422
Look at the ones without cheese, it just looks like some one shat into a hotdog bun and sold it to fat fucks with no sense of taste left.
>>71096413
Read the articles on this site yourself
https://intensivedietarymanagement.com/
They're science backed by an expert in the field. If that is not evidence go and fuck yourself.
>>71096437
https://intensivedietarymanagement.com/fasting-and-exercise-fasting-23/
You look stupid.
>>71095737
>american """"""""cuisine""""""""
>>71095603
guy was probably just an mobster and they clean money thru that resataurant.
I worked in 2 high end restaurants where real owner had 50 other "jobs",
they didnt care if it works with + or -, all they need were bills.
Its kinda abstract to work in a place like that, really high end chef who orders some such expensive ingridients that are thrown day after if not sold,
I meen, people who work there dont know that they wash money so restaurant works, but prices, staff,ingridients, everything is fucked up .
As long as they get huge bills they can show to my country's version of IRS, they are satisfied.
At least I ate so much expensive shit, its unbeliveable, I trained on 300€/kg fish :) like they are sardines..
OH, and, there is literally glassy (i dont know the word) space in toiled for lines, you could literally enter,take an credit card, swipe it and have an nice , free,fat line of coke...
Also, suposedly ,3 young waitresses were actually prostitutes(they didnt work, they had nice, sexy uniform, they would take a bottle of wine or some plate here and there but usually they had their separe and they sat there)..
It was really crazy.
>>71096413
this pretty much, to the anon that wants to lose weight, you'll find the answer is pretty much common sense in the form of "you have to watch what you eat and it helps to get up out of your chair more often [and here's how to do it sensibly, t. /fit/]". The answer is rarely following one specific memediet that promises to take the responsibility of maintaining hard work and discipline off your shoulders.
>>71095822
>meanwhile in Germany
>>71096379
>thin crust AND Hawaiian
>>71095970
That soul food place in the UK version
>>71096476
>your source
and you're calling me stupid, lol
>>71096501
One of the greatest myths out there is that exercise is effect for weight loss. Weight loss is 80+% what and how you eat.
/fit is not a proper source of information and is filled with bro science. As soon as I mention anything slightly science related, guys there get completely confused. When I mention the difference between red and white muscle fibers, guys started trolling me because they didn't believe there are different colored muscle types.
Seriously /fit is one of the most stupid boards on this site.
>>71096024
Based leangains
>>71096464
>>71096476
please do yourself a service and kill yourself. You're literally a retard who would drink the koolaid
>>71096566
>/fit
>/fit
Wow, an actual redditor in our midst.
>>71096501
Why do diets of all kinds work?
There isn't some magical broscience behind each one.
The common denominator is DISCIPLINED eating. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>71095751
Virtually every restaurant in the American version closed because they were WELL beyond saving and only chosen for the drama. Most of those restaurants had no fucking chance no matter what happened
>>71096557
Why is it a bad source? There are more proper citations than you can read in a day? Or do you actually expect me to send you individuals links to 20+ articles? When you can find all the original citations on one cite? If you're too lazy to read it admit it.
Not many people can read nowadays, they dont have the attention span and stick to short sentences on forums for informatiion instead.
>>71096589
>>71096586
>>71096557
>lol you're dumb
>retard
>redditer
>kill yourself
This is why you don't attempt to argue with the homosexual meatheads from /fit/. It's a lost cause and they're so wrapped up in their own circlejerk that they've lost touch with reality.
>>71096617
I've never seen a 13-year old as triggered as you.
>>71096586
You havent read a single sentence on that site have you?
Doesnt matter, why read when you can keep mirrin right?
>>71095769
Delete this.
>>71096608
what does jason's dick taste like?
>>71094437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
>>71096595
>every restaurant
They were either wildly successful afterward, or they failed, as they would have.
The actual rate is no where near a clear majority of failure.
Also, even the wildly successful restaurants can fail because they end up overextending their finances.
>>71096499
fucken hell man
>>71096624
>u triggeres bro?
wow, good one. Way to drive the point home.
>>71096566
you can either eat 1500 cal a day and not exercise or eat 2400 and do 2 hrs of exercise and gain some fucking definition while eating normally
stop being a retard fatty
you can get lose fat by staring if you want, but it wont stop you getting out of breath when you climb the stairs
you utter gobshite
>>71096633
Don't know. Would like to ask you, but I think you can only answer what his dick in your ass feels like.
Good luck in college faggot.
>>71096617
>they've lost touch with reality.
look in the mirror faggot. Literally stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>71096634
I remember that sound effect from dragon age:origins
>>71096617
This is honestly more embarrassing than most meltdowns I see on twitter.
>>71096644
so he's right. When does mommy have to use the computer?
>>71096663
pretty weak comeback m8. You should give yourself a few minutes to work them out.
>>71096666
Quads of truth.
>>71096647
Are you fucked in the brain? 1500 calories will lower your metabolism so you dont lose weight. And are you really gonna exercise intensely for 2 hours a day, 14 fucking hours a week, when intermittent fasting does the job faster, without lowering metabolism and maintains muscle mass.
Now I get why intermittent fasting is beyond /fit, its well beyond the simple notions these steroid using morons stick to.
>>71096707
Sorry, but your initial reply was quite weak to begin with. Didn't want ot hurt your feelings. Yous eeem quite sad enough as it is.
>>71096732
>lowering calories to 1500 is bad
>eating nothing all day is good
how retarded are you.
>>71096757
Not only that, but the poor faggot is too weak to even exercise at all.
>>71096732
>tips fedora
>twirls trench coat
>sheathes katana
>>71096732
>I literally don't understand the laws of thermodynamics
>my body has a magical "generate energy from nothing" switch
Dear /fit/,
Fuck off, no one cares.
t. every other board
>>71096747
are you literally 13?
>>71096789
>waaah muh fasting
t.fasting faggot.
>>71096789
don't put this shit on /fit/. It's just one stupid faggot who thinks he's a scientist because he read some doctor's blog and sucks wolverines dick. And by his responses, he's either actually retarded or not enough to be on 4chan.
>>71095737
Jesus Christ, Henri-Paul Pellaprat,François Pierre La Varenne & Guillaume Tirel "Taillevent" are literally spinning in their graves with the power and speed of triforce
that actually powers Large Hadron Collider.
I really dont find this funny, i feel sad for Americans, I saw some shit but this is kitchen gore.
Fuck,"travesty" wave after wave of artificial food additives , i honestly believe that this dish would be forbidden by law in all EU countries.
I cant even find words to say.I must show this to people.
Shitty part is, i am an chef and I know how this should taste, and if person is not drunk he should be afterwards, also from first eaten dish ass cancer and blood in stool guarantied!!
This is literally poison.
I...fuck,
>>71096732
>muh intermittent fasting fad
listen fatty when your euphoria from starving wears off you are going to stall and cause actual metabolic damage and gain that weight back
even if you did manage to lose the weight you can't keep it up for the rest of your life, you will be unfit and gain the weight right back and learned absolutely fuck all apart from
"if I starve my self for 2 days a week I will create a deficit so I can eat what I want"
>>71096566
>One of the greatest myths out there is that exercise is effect for weight loss. Weight loss is 80+% what and how you eat.
Did I say otherwise? No, I didn't, but you'll gladly try to suggest I did in order to try and win some arbitrary "point".
Here's what I said, in case you forgot:
>you have to watch what you eat and it helps to get up out of your chair more often [and here's how to do it sensibly, t. /fit/]
Exercise isn't inherently necessary for weight loss. Consuming less energy than you expend throughout the day is. This is most easily done by controlling food intake, as you suggest. No mystery there. Adding exercise to this, however, helps to minimize the loss of fat-free mass (e.g. muscle) and encourage loss of fat, and also adds a few extra calories to energy expenditure (a minor bonus). This is what I was referring to as "sensible" for losing weight: eating at a caloric deficit, and exercising regularly. It's also what pretty much every single doctor that didn't buy his degree online or is getting paid by a supplement/training program company will tell you. It's just Common Sense. Everything else after that (fad diets, meal frequency, etc) is at best minor optimizations and at worst pseudoscience pushed by people who desperately need to believe that theirs is the "one true way". What's important is eating less, and, if you don't want to end up looking like shit and being a weak, ineffectual person overall, moving more.
Eat less. Move more.
>>71096832
>Americans
the webm is from Portugal you fucking dumdum
>>71094749
Yes it does you fucking mong
>>71096874
No. It doesn't. I would pay good money to beat you up.
>>71096757
When you eat 1500 calories, its enough to survive on, but not enough to be very active, so your body adapts to lower the metabolism.
If you eat 0 calories, it triggers a survival response increasing adrenaline and energy so you as an organism dont starve and can find food. This doesnt habituate over time (that is metabolism from this doesnt lower over time in stupid people language). That is why fasting is far more effective that consistent dieting.
I understand these ideas are difficult to graps for a protein shake binging braindead animal, but they require some nuance and mild complexity. I know its hard for you to believe these ideas, even though they've been clinically well established. So go and fuck yourself, if its too much for you.
>>71096775
Laws of thermodynamics dont apply to a system that adapts to lowered calorie intake you fucking moron.
>>71096818
Keep mirrin brah. Also watch porn it raises testosterone amirite, for them gaaainz.
>>71096835
Its not about the deficit you shit. Even animals that had no deficit put on an alternate day fastint schedule lost fat, while maintaing mass.
Even fucking bodybuilders are fasting now for increased gains and lower fat percentage.
>even if you did manage to lose the weight you can't keep it up for the rest of your life, you will be unfit and gain the weight right back and learned absolutely fuck all apart from
So wut? Just cause they cant stick to a repeated schedule they should quit? Why should you even go to the gym then? When you quit you lose the muscle anyway? Fucking retard reasoning.
>>71096732
>1500 calories will lower your metabolism so you dont lose weight.
>t. fat sack of crap who crash dieted away his glycogen, gave up, and "gained it all back"
>>71096732
So you fast one day and eat whatever the next day?
>>71095784
c'mon, man, that shit was kinda trick to sell rich fucks pizza back in 2005, we did this in one exclusive restaurant, and this pizza(on picture) misses virgin olive oil, and you dont put this grass and parmigano but you put riccola and mozzarela and prshuto.This is literally ham..Italian perchuto is fake, only real deal is homemade Dalmatian Prsut from Croatia(but it costs like fucking kobe beef)
>>71096909
You literally could not ever convince me you aren't actually 13 years old at this point. I'm not even memeing. I think you've completely exhausted any possibility of me ever believing you're an adult now.
>>71096909
>If you eat 0 calories, it triggers a survival response increasing adrenaline and energy so you as an organism dont starve and can find food.
This is completely wrong.
If this was true you would not be able to survive two weeks without food, and many more if you are a fat fuck.
You know nothing about the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous system response to starvation, so don't even bother with this broscience.
>>71096927
Fast one day and be reasonable the next. You have to use common sense.
>>71096909
You sound like a skinny little faggot who is trying to justify his shitty diet to the rest of world.
Take your psuedo science and fuck off, you weak little shit.
>>71096966
Why is game making tinned dinners?
>>71096909
you have diet hype
you are deluding your self because you are to stupid to cook and need your tasty sweet foods
>>71096912
Guys are using fasting to lower their fat% to reveal their abs, it isnt just fat people doing it. Why arent you?
>>71096927
Yeah and I fucking love it. Some guys to 20 hours fasting 4 hours eating, but I prefer alternate day.
>>71096937
There arguments were sound and the sources I gave valid. Fact you cant read without going full ADHD after 1 sentence isnt my problem.
>>71096939
But it is true anon. There are more calories in your body than you assume. Also you physicail activity level does go down, but that is a mental response effect.
https://intensivedietarymanagement.com/fix-broken-metabolism/
Heres a graph from some fasting experiments showing no change in metabolism from fasting vs dieting you dumb shit
>>71097001
gamer grub
>>71097004
>>71096958
No anon, Im quite fit actually
>>71096909
we've reached full autism saturation now, he's in the "replying to literally every single post directed at him on one big mega-post", it's the hallmark of the deep spectrum literal asperger's tier.
>>71097019
>no change in metabolism
What exactly is your point?
Minimum caloric intake doesn't change based on diet. Wow. Not a fucking revolutionary concept.
A concept that doesn't justify any of the shit you're pushing either.
Metabolism doesn't come into this at all. It is a baseline cost that is always fulfilled in some fashion, whatever the source.
>mfw biochem major
>mfw /fit/ talks about metabolism
>>71097067
Post CB pics then, almight guru of the fasting diet.
>>71097074
he's actually being pretty reasonable and rational. I don't know which side is right, but everyone replying to him is all "literally shut up" "you're 13" "you're wrong lol. end of post". He seems to be making many more points than anyone he's replying to. And now your argument is "lol he's replying to everyone what a loser"
Go back to your shit board memelord
>>71096966
It's actually not bad. I ironically bought one and enjoyed it 2 years ago.
>come into thread about 'go 'za
>cunts arguing about intermittent fasting and metabolism
ok lol
>>71097144
It's one retard trying to push his cult nonsense and failure to understand the laws of thermodynamics on a bunch of normal people who are calling him an idiot.
>>71097074
No its a sign of someone trying to engage in a deep intellectual discussion with some mild trolling. Face that you cant mentally handle it isnt my problem. Go and watch some porn anon.
>>71097076
You cant maintain a consistent diet because your body compensate for the lowered intake, leading to zero loss of fat in the long run even if your still obese.
Fasting doesnt lead to a lowered metabolism, so you keep losing fat no matter how long you're already on the diet.
The article explains this all very well. Fact that you couldnt even deduce the point of such a simplied article make me think you really are a fucking retard and had I posted a pubmed article you would have had an aneurrysm.
>>71097105
Cant your monther is in all of them sucking my dick.
>>71097096
>>71097135
The fasting samefaging is cringe worthy now.
All of you kindly fuck off talking about meme diets and get back to posting kitchen nightmares.
Currently watching Zeke's, these owners are pieces of shit through and through.
No wonder they're all fat and have cancers in their buttholes.
>>71096871
I really think they dont sell conserved ramen anywhere in Europe.
>>71097096
So who's in the right here?
>>71097161
Retard this isnt an engine. Basic laws of thermodynamics dont apply to a system that lowers its energy uses based on energy input.
You're like a fuckwit quoting theory of relativity without knowing what it really means.
>>71097187
Stop fixating on metabolism.
Your body will always use a certain amount of calories to maintain itself. There is no debate about that.
You are just another idiot who cannot understand the fundamental flaw in his logic.
>Tfw people don't know about the fat burning weight loss supplement of 'go 'za
>>71097232
>when u gedda da bicep pump from kissing your fingas after a slice of mumma's 'go 'za
mamma mia
>some retard who's been on /fit/ for two weeks shows up to parrot stupid /fit/ memes and ruin a perfectly good thread
Post body, fuccboi.
>>71096229
Is this like a turducken but with the abominations of the deep see?
>>71096229
>tfw your falcon falls into the crab's legs vat at the cinema.
>>71097281
BADA BING BADA BOOM
>>71097226
Do you seriously not understand the concept discussed and why physicians are putting morbidly obese people on fasts instead of diets? You dont even understand why metabolism is the keey role here and you talk about calories to maintain the body, wtf?
Lemme try to simply it as simple as possible.
You cannot use a diet to beat morbit obesity, a slows metabolism to the point you wont lose weight and stay fat for fucking ever no matter your weight. You reach a 0% fat burned plateau even before you are close to skinny.
Fasting doesnt ever slow your metabolism. There never is a plateau where you reach 0% fat burned. You keep burning it over and over. Its why its effective for both fat people and fucking Hugh Jackman who just wants to show his last two abs.
>>71097205
intermittent fasting is fine. any diet that works for a person is fine. the end. /fit/ deals in absolutes and nonsense, they're like a dumb gay cult half the time.
>>71097352
>morbid obesity cannot be treated by dieting
>muh metabolism so slow
>being this stupid
Morbidly obese people do not properly estimate their calories in the first place, that is why they are morbidly obese. Their calorie intake testimony is not reliable in the slightest.
You are a moron.
>>71097420
And only a Sith deals in absolutes.
>>71097428
Yes, that is why morbidly obese people fail to lose weight when put on a physician regulated diet, but not when the physcian puts them on an alternate day diet where they can fucking eat whatever they want.
>>71097428
Do you call everyone stupid who makes you feel intellectually inferior?
>>71097473
Yes, you are right in that regard only.
The study is flawed and proves nothing regarding the efficacy of actually dieting.
>>71097352
>You cannot use a diet to beat morbit obesity, a slows metabolism to the point you wont lose weight and stay fat for fucking ever no matter your weight.
This is false. It is so wrong it borders on pure idiocy. You Can. Not. violate the laws of physics in this way. You can't.
>B-B-B-BB-B-B-B-BBBUT THE B-BODY ADAPTS
This is so fucking stupid I should not even have to respond to this. Fuck you for making me waste my time and take your bait. The human body cannot adapt to such a degree that it completely prevents weight loss at a caloric deficit. In order to do this, the body would either have to
A: Generate energy from nothingness (impossible)
B: Stop you from moving completely to preserve energy balance (does not happen, only complete glycogen depletion from extreme endurance exercise results in preventing the body from physically moving)
C: BURN STORED ENERGY in the form of fat stores or lean tissue.
What happens is C, you dumb mouthbreathing fuck. The body is not magic, it can adapt to many thing but it can't outwit the universe. If you are eating a caloric deficit, and you are still moving, then the body is burning calories, and those calories aren't coming from nowhere, they're coming from YOUR BODY.
>>71097514
How is it flawed?
Quick make something up I wont notice!
>>71097473
>>71097352
ay u two need a slice of mumma's 'za and ur gonna have ur mouths to full to argue!
>>71097473
or you could just learn portion sizes and not starve your self for the rest of your life
fasting just makes people more hungry and over estimate their calories
oh I didn't eat yesterday, I could probably get a way with eating this pack of cookies a pint of milk and a full pizza and a bottle of coke
"Ill just starve my self extra hard tomorrow"
>>71097473
If you're suggesting that alternate-day fasting is superior for uneducated fat people who are not good at following prescribed diets simply because it assists them psychologically in adhering to the caloric restriction, then that is a completely different argument from "the body adapts to low calories and doesn't burn energy", and this is classic moving of the goalposts and just further reveals how tenuous and insubstantial your arguments are.
>>71097473
>>71097528
>>71097531
>I Dunno docta, I just uh hadda slice a two of sumda 'go 'za
anyone have the medium-rare chicken webm?
>>71095122
>He's nice to some young chef
>He's reasonable
>Has real conversations and real patience for incompetence
What is this shit, I got more of an insight into Gordon's personality here than I have done in any of our shows that I've seen.
>>71097074
Holy shit #btfo and you didn't even get dubs
>>71097558
Actually that is alternate day fasting and leads to superior weight loss even if theyre allowed to eat what they want on non fast day
>>71097528
Metabolism lowers up to 800 kcal less consumed a day. Can probably even go less than that.
Fasting by is less than 25% of daily needs consumed a day.
You cannot use a diet to beat morbid obesity. It doesnt work in the clinic, it doesnt work in real life. What you're suggesting is lowering calories to the point that it is by definition fasting and that already raises metabolism by triggering a starvation response.
>>71095373
Yes. UK version is actually real. He shits on retards trying to run a restaurant, even turns their business around and they still fail once he leaves.
>>71097613
It's posted up there before the /fit/fag took a big old shit all over the comfy 'za thread
>>71097655
>t. still has absolutely zero scientific evidence to back up any of the complete gobbledygook nonsense he so fervently believes in at the cost of all rationality
>>71097671
please don't refer to him as a /fit/fag. He's literally just a retarded underage faggot who found one diet blog and can't stop jerking to it.
>>71096669
reminds me of redcliffe, the fade, saving connor and stuff
>>71097671
He's not a /fit/fag, he's just some random asperger's sufferer who stumbled into /fit/ one day, got laughed out for being a fat lazy sack, and now gets triggered and tries to push some pseudoscience nonsense to troll everoyne.
>>71097716
Fact were posted plenty in the articles. I know you cant read.
>>71097720
Hes referring to you you /fit sucking mongloid
This is some freakish kind of mutant thread
>>71097764
"mypersonaldietblog.com" is not credible scientific evidence. It's very sad that you can't tell the difference.
>/fit
Just can't stop being reddit, can you.
>>71097780
kek it really is
>>71097764
>Hes referring to you you /fit sucking mongloid
nah, pretty sure he's referring to you, the one who started in with the stupid diet talk.
>>71097791
No but the sources posted by a specialist in the field is. Why dont you read the sources faggot? Or do you want me to copy past a dozen links just for you?
Even if I did, you wouldnt/couldnt even read the title.
>>71097631
Not just that, he was teaching the kids how to cook, he got his manager in to help, he seemed sincere and genuinely like he enjoyed helping people take up a craft he'd mastered. Totally different show.
>>71097822
But I hate fit and their broscience. People these fuckers keep referring to /fit for "true" fact
Are you so shit in the brain you cant even tell when being trolled?
>>71097780
>mutant thread
WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>71097780
Whats a mutant?
>>71097859
so this is what you do for summer? sit in the basement and shitpost all day? It's funny that you shit on /fit/ when you're either a weak ass skellington or a hamplanet. You've literally given zero proof of anything. Please fuck off already. Go to summer camp, do something productive with your summer. KATS
>>71097936
Excuse wtf are you doing right now?
There is plenty of proof, you just got pissed for being wrong. Enjoy your flabby belly while hoping one day you'll get abs.
>>71095963
HOME-STYLE GOODNESS
>>71097780
lol agreed but I kinda like it
Fatties mad they cant go longer than 3hrs without eating
kek
KEK
>>71098381
havin withdrawals from the 'go 'za??
>>71098381
>waaaaah people stopped replying to my shitposts!! pay attention to meeeeeeeeee! rraaaaaggghhh!!
Guys, is this the Dunning-Kruger effect? Can there really be someone this incapable of realizing just how pathetically transparent he is? It's just baffling. We all enjoy a good (You), but why would anyone willingly debase themselves this badly?
>>71098479
That was not me you nigger. But nice to see you're back.
Was visiting /fit for a moment, the amount of psuedoscience nonsense was just sad. Did they even follow basic biology in high school?
>>71098479
Here's you science backed evidence you cunt. Look the goddamned picture. Yeah fasting is obvious rubbish, look how skelly he is.
>>71098649
http://www.leangains.com/2010/10/top-ten-fasting-myths-debunked.html
Forgot link
>>71098479
LOOK AT HIM. Dumbshit doesnt get fasting is making him lose gains.
>>71096909
>Laws of thermodynamics dont apply to a system that adapts to lowered calorie intake you fucking moron.
Holy shit, keep baiting this retard. This is the best thread on /tv/ in ages.
>>71098649
>a picture of a blog retard is "scientific evidence"
You are so moronic I'm honestly amazed you can even power your computer on.
>>71098970
Energy in isnt energy out when the system stores energy, you need more complex formulas
>>71098987
Yeah thats why I posted the link in the post below. Good job reading you mutant meathead
