You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour yes? Hello?
I really hate that man
You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour yes? Hello?
I really hate that man.
You do plan to have dubs on your dub tour yes? Hello?
AHAHA HAHA AHAaahaaaaroooha ha aroooo
uh life uhhh uhhhh life uhhh finds uhhh a uhhh way
>>71086806
DELETE THIS!
That is one large pile of poop.
>>71087458
I really hate those dubs.
You do plan to have chili on your bass dish yes? Hello?
What did he mean by this?
>>71086806
>hammond was a greedy jew in the book
>retconned into a happy santa claus type grandpa figure in all the movies
>>71086806
i remember this meme
>>71087596
Grasp your gluteus maximus
>>71086806
who /couponday/ here?
>>71087605
and he was a much better character for it
le evul corporate goon is as cliche as they fucking come
You do plan to have dubs on your dub tour yes? Hello?
>26 YEARS OLD
>>71087663
Not likely.
>>71087605
The book sucked. Get over it.
>>71086806
>old man nose breathing intensifies
Whoa! Do not go in Anne Frank's bathroom! Shit just got real! *waves farts and shit smell in your direction*
>>71086806
This made me laugh. I love that scene so much.
so many times I have heard that line
"I really hate that men" in my head. It's epic.
>>71087754
oh baby, that's going into my special folder.
>>71087800
Kill yourself norman, the ONLY reason people like the movie is muh speshul effects.
>>71086806
>>71087800
The book was great what you talkin about nigga?
Might not have been as good as the movie but it was still good.
>Muldoon survived the book and killed raptors with bazooka
why didn't the t-rex eat Grant?
>>71088945
Because it would've been extremely painful.
>>71088945
The T-Rex was sponsored by Fifa.
>>71087800
Fuck off, the book was GOAT
Longer, better, has some awesome parts that were omitted by the movie like the part where Grant is running from the raptors and they stumble into the ward where they keep the young raptors, and Grant gives one of them to the adult raptors only for it to immediately eat it
It just goes so in-depth like the movie never did
Hammond gets killed by compys
Muldoon blows raptors into giblets with a rocket launcher
Shit I want to go back and read it again now.
>>71088945
Grant for some reason thought that its vision was based on movement when that was just pants-on-head retarded, nobody at any moment believed this.
And besides, in that scene where Grant was just standing still holding Lex by the car the T-Rex should have been able to sniff them out and eat them easily. The whole "can't see you if you stand still" was all bullshit that Grant pulled straight out of his ass
>>71089718
to be fair when the movie was made, we all thought this.
It was later discovered that this theory was wrong.
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>>71089814
>nothing but petrified bones to speculate from
>somehow "know" how their vision worked
gotta love "science".
>>71089814
I don't have the sources but the theories had been disproven by then and it was a plot device
Just like the velociraptors are either:
1. Simply pulled out of their asses because Velociraptors are 3 feet tall
2. Misnamed if they meant that they are Utahraptors
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>>71090059
In the novel the T-Rex inherited the vision thing from amphibian DNA. The film simply neglects to mention this. Five seconds in google.
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>>71090119
>In the novel the T-Rex inherited the vision thing from amphibian DNA.
Again, plot device. Just like I said.
>>71086806
He's the only reason I'm seeing Independence Day
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>>71090259
Captain Lonestar for me
>>71086891
This line alway stayed with me. I don't know why
A -Are these characters uh auto... Auto-erotica
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>>71087800
There's a scene in the book where they literally nape the fug out of the raptors on the island.
Also, the ranger guy is a BASED fucking bad-ass with a soft and sensitive side (and the lawyer character isn't just some shlocky jew; he's actually pretty competent as far as lawyer characters go).
Damn, son. Aside from all the air bombings and rocket launchering the dinosaurs go through, the dinosaurs got BTFO in the first book.
