My gun

horse dildo

>>71084230
this or my stairs

>>71084230
his gun

My little sister

>>71084230
>america

Autism

sucking on my bella doll's feet
it accidentally down my throat and i choke to death

>>71084208
My rolley chair. I'm genuinely scared it's going to explode and rupture my ass one day but I have no other suitable chairs around the house that aren't broken already from extended use and I'm not going anywhere outside to buy a new one.

Your mom's ass on my face.

>>71084208
I think he was drunk...it happened at 2AM.

>>71084208
jamal

the gas cylinder in my chair breaks and shoots out up my butt hole and obliterates my internal organs

My thinkpad knocks me out and I never wake up

>>71084208
I have his exact jeep.
Luckily I live on flatlands.

My cell phone gets stuck up my ass and I get an infection.

My Jamie Foxx Electro head bluray case.

can you die from misuse of ballclamps?

>>71084855
What a life

>>71084208

I accidently swallow my cat?

Razorblades were shipped in my fleshlight, it's like talking to anon in a chat, at first it's oddly pleasurable but then it just gets painful. I bleed out from blood loss cumming. The police find me in a mess of blood sweat and semen.