LOL
she's so funny and original!
>>71081918
I don't get it
>>71081918
How come there are no funny liberal comics on t.v.? And where are the conservative comics?
>>71081918
>>71081918
really..............makes..............you............................think....................kid..................
>>71081918
Anon, why are you so triggered by this. Do you have a twitter? Did you look all through different accounts trying to find something that pisses you off? Why not give her any attention if you don't like what she says....
>>71081987
She's an edgy fedora, or neon hair dye, or whatever the female equivalent is.
>I don't mind not having guns so you shouldn't mind either.
>>71081918
Full Frontal looks different in real life to how I imagined he would.
I don't understand this joke
>>71081918
Full Frontal would be a catchier name if she wasn't so old and ugly
>democrats voted against the bills just so they could have political ammo vs "the nra" and republicans during the election
lol
>>71082013
>where are the conservative comics?
Mike Nelson is pretty funny, though he's not on TV
>>71081918
And people say woman aren't funny
>DUDE REPUBLICANS...AND MY VAGINA LMAO
Until now, comedians had to choose, but now she's unstoppable.
>>71082273
Democrats are so smart xD
They proposed a ban on all guns that weren't bolt or pump action
Liberals are such fucking morons.
Nice grandstanding
>>71082197
She's a Canadian comedian who knows how the U.S. Bill of Rights should be interpreted.
>waaah waaaah the u.s. won't change to suit my tastes as a canadian
why doesn't she just go back?
>christians refuse to make a cake for a gay wedding
>libcucks prattle on endlessly about homophobia in Christianity
>muslims slaughters 50 gays in cold blood
>OMG this isnt about islam, it's about gun control, u fuckn racist!
>>71081987
Me neither. Why am i reading her twitter post?
>>71082390
bc woman say they want pic related, but then go somewhere where men still act like men
>>71082013
>where are the conservative comics?
The Anthony Cumia Network
>>71082410
>white men shoot people
>he's a good boy. he was ill. he dindu nuffin.
>>71082013
Matt and Trey are sans the gay love
Bill Bur has his moments
norm macdonald
>>71082575
Except when Dylan Roof went on his shooting all people talked about was white nationalism and the confederate flag.
Dank meme though, my friend.
>>71082197
>after tragedy
>conservatives say they are praying for the victims
>she prays for gun control to prevent it from happening again
>her prayers did nothing, just as she is implying their did nothing
>>71082590
Is Bill Burr really liberal or conservative? I couldn't really tell one way or the other, he seems more in the middle
>>71082575
>white person shoots people
>ban the Confederate flag
>Muslim shoots people
>edit the 911 tapes to remove any reference to Islam
>There are people out there, politicians even, that think depriving people of rights without due process is completely okay.
>B-B-BUT MY FEELINGS OF SAFETY ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!!!!
>>71082410
how would you go about reducing mass shootings?
>>71082013
>Conservatives
>Funny
Pick literally one.
"shall not be infringed" is pretty conclusive. have fun skirting around that one.
>>71082410
I also have to wonder about San Bernadino. California is the most anti-gun countries in the USA, and one state that strictly enforces gun control and 14 autists still died in cold blood from a gun.
Also that venue where Christina Grimmie was killed had a strict no weapon policy and she was still killed, but I guess you could blame that on shit security and not gun control.
what a dumb stupid fucking bitch
I want to smash every single liberal atheist dipshit that laughed and retweeted that against a brick wall
I almost threw my scotch at my gf's cat I'm so pissed
>>71081918
Who is this and why should I care?
I swear you faggots bring up a non-entity every other day
inb4 200 replies
>>71081918
>#enough
>#thoughts&prayers
why does she think one matters but the other doesn't? Liberals pray on twitter, mentally stable people do it in a church. I don't understand the superiority complex.
>>71082724
>countries
I meant state, fuck.
>>71082661
and what's your opinion on depriving people of rights based on their religion?
>>71081918
>Enough
>>71082756
THEY TREATCHA LIKE A FUCKIN NON ENTITY
>>71082656
Middle of the road is the best you can hope for in Hollywood
>>71082721
The first amendment is quite cut and dry, yet things such as yelling fire in a crowded theater are not considered protected speech. Similarly the right to bear arms, while important and must be protected, is not an absolute.
>>71081918
>i prayed to God for abortions
>lol, didnt work! guess He's not real!
Get fucked ma'am.
>>71082641
HILARIOUS, HOW DOES SHE DO IT??
>>71082806
>Implying I'm some nut job that thinks we should lock up every rag head.
>>71082673
You've gotta' break some eggs to make an omelet. Bad people sometimes doing bad things are the hard knocks of a free society.
>>71081918
>If Feinstein hates guns so much, how come she has a license to carry?
>>71082847
t. Bootlicker
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
>>71081987
>>71082197
I think she's retarded, but I still at least understand the point she's trying to make. Are you even trying? I'll break it down for you:
>thoughts and prayers
She's referencing how religious conservatives will use the phrase "thoughts and prayers" to communicate how they're hoping victims / families of victims of a gun related incident will recover and make it through their personal tragedy alright.
>sent my thoughts and prayers to the gun control bills today
She's saying she's sending her thoughts and prayers that gun control bills will be passed to try to prevent future shootings, as in she's trying to get gun control bills passed by praying that God will get them passed for her.
>they failed
Because they didn't get passed, she's concluding her attempt at prayer failed.
>Guess that shit doesn't really work
She's therefore saying that because you can try to pray something into existence and end up without getting what you want through that prayer, religious conservatives ought to stop using thoughts and prayers and start pushing for gun control legislation since in her opinion the passing of legislation, unlike prayer, would actually do something tangible to mitigate the gun violence problem.
Now can someone explain to me how it's possible to not get what she was trying to say? That's what I don't understand.
Isn't she Canadian? She should just mind her own business
>>71082847
>Implying it's not already been curtailed with background checks and the NFA.
>He thinks guns are the problem and not people.
>Implying giving the state more power is ever good for anyone.
>>71082708
>Woman
>Funny
Pick literally one.
ftfy
>>71082742
>future mass shooter
>>71082920
Wait, I don't get it
>>71082857
Just because something can't be seen doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Yes, I do believe unicorns just might actually exist. Shit, they could be waiting for us in Heaven right now. Maybe when horses die they become unicorns.
>>71081918
Someone's gotta do something about these goddamn filthy disgusting rat-faced jews.
>>71082872
http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-36131
>>71082985
What specifically don't you get?
>>71082806
Are you referring to Trump's proposed ban on Muslim immigration?
No non-American citizens have any rights to enter the US and the President is well within his power to ban any group from immigrating. Non citizens are not protected by the Constitution and never have been.
In fact, Obama recently banned immigration from Venezuela.
Gee, I wonder if a Republican president had done the same what the media's reaction would have been.
>>71082742
More reasonably, you're stupid because you think you can talk to magical universe creators. Nothing she said implies she's stupid, but what you said implies a profound stupidity.
>>71082940
yet we keep hearing about how hamstrung and underfunded the ATF is, I think we can agree that illegal arms sales are a serious problem. We need to let law enforcement do its job and be in a position to actually enforce the laws that exist to keep guns out of the hands of criminals.
>>71082925
She's just the canadian version of the britbong who wants to constantly remind you what year it is.
>>71083022
>Implying attacks like the ones in San Bernandino and Orlando are any more common in the US than the EU.
Democrats are responsible for 80% of mass shootings in america
>>71082721
>>71082918
>A well regulated Militia
GOOD THING
THEY BANNED
HEROIN
CUZ
NOW
YOU CANT
GET
HEROIN
ANYWHERE
OH MAN
ITS SO HARD
TO GET
ILLEGAL DRUGS
DARN
I SURE WISH
THEY WERE
LEGAL
THEN I
COULD GET
SOME HARD
HARD
DRUGS
BUT ALAS
>>71083122
The britbong doesn't want to remind everyone what year it is. Congratulations on having your perception of reality altered by what mentally ill neckbeards repeat on an image board.
>>71083050
Remember when a republican president literally tried and failed to murder the president of venezuela in 2002 and it was barely reported in the news at all. Of course you don't.
seeing all these (you)'s must give you a fucking boner OP
>>71083148
>equating a killing machine with a hallucinogenic
What did he mean by this?
>>71083060
>>71083129
I am
>>71082920
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>71082013
>How come there are no funny liberal comics on t.v.?
humor is subjective
you don't like liberal comedians because of your delicate cuckold sensibilities
>And where are the conservative comics?
they don't exist
>>71083167
I should be ashamed of myself. I should think for myself instead of mimic terrible opinions and memes. FUCKKK
>>71083191
BAN ALL PRESSURE COOKERS AFTER THE BOSTON BOMBINGS!! WHY ARE THEY STILL LEGAL?????
>Prayer is a stupid, empty gesture that doesn't work
>This is now a controversial statement on neo-4chan, where the average IQ is apparently around 80
This place went to comedy gold levels of garbage the past several years. It's a circle jerk of people you find in trailer parks now.
>>71083096
>Implying the ATF is a serious enforcement agency and not a bureaucracy.
>Implying its job isn't more effectively done by the FBI.
>Implying the ATF agents are qualified to wipe their own asses after the fuckups that are Ruby Ridge, Waco, and Operation Fast and Furious.
>Implying illegal arms sales are a serious concern.
>Implying it's my job or duty to help law enforcement agencies.
>Implying you're not trying to stop Joe from selling his old gun to his friend Bob.
>Implying you're not a bootlicker.
This seems like /pol/ stuff.
Isn't there a rule that /pol/-stuff belongs on /pol/?
I am not quite sure.
>>71083060
God works in mysterious ways. God is not bound or obligated to help. God gave us freedom of will and choose and forge our own paths. Some of us stray from the path of God whilst others never stray. Some stray but eventually return after seeing the light and yet others will turn their backs completely due to corruption and degeneracy.
Is it extremely vain, especially for non-believers, to mock and test God, especially in such a patronizing way for something that she is clearly ill-informed about.
God is not a trained monkey or seal that will appear before you if you ring a bell or honk a bell or make an obnoxious tweet. I pray that you will see the wisdom in these words and hopefully you return to the path of righteousness, brother. Is it never too late to repent.
>>71083022
>excluding central America, south America, Africa and the Middle East
The onion really has gone down hill. Went from jokes to proganda masked as jokes
>>71083191
>its impossible to keep people from getting drugs, but totally possible to keep them from getting guns, they're like two different things man!
Just end it.
>>71083191
nigga u dumb
I don't know what it is but she's just not interesting. Not a new thing, either. I always tuned out of her segments on TDS. She's got that Larry Wilmore dullness to her, spends most of her time beating up Straight White Men and parroting jokes from other comedians.
Recently she's also become kind of like Elizabeth Warren in that Trump has her triggered 24/7 and she won't shut up about the guy.
Would bang, though.
>>71083203
>Implying you're not an idiot because they occur at roughly the same frequency.
>Implying Anders Breivek, a man living in a country with strict gun ownership, didn't kill more people than in Orlando.
>>71082013
Bill O'Reilly
he's hilarious
>>71083205
is this pasta
>>71081918
shall not be infringed
>>71083234
Smart guy coming through watch out for this oldfag
>>71083234
>stupid, empty gesture
No. I might be an atheist but to me it is just the religious way to express empathy.
Normal humans seem to like that.
>doesn't work
Okay then. Is anyone praying for them to return back to life and for it not to have happened?
Because that is not how interpret this shit
Jesus christ there are not enough pictures of ugly guys in fedoras on the internet to accurately reply to your post. I should just photoshop a fedora on your post and send it to ugly guys.
>>71083238
>people talking about a TV show on /tv/
I believe the Bane and cuck threads you're looking for can be found in the catalog.
>>71083308
What well regulated militia are you a part of?
>>71081918
Hey, it's another unfunny Stewart disciple. Aside from Riggle, Carrell, and Colbert they all turned out to be pretty shit.
What a dick thing to say, didnt they make fun of Trump for using this story for his campaign, but these girl gets a free pass?
>>71083236
I recommend reading this
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/11/opinion/focus-on-illegal-guns.html?_r=0
>>71083238
/pol/ annexed /tv/
>>71083322
>muh fedoras
I'll keep your entire life being a succession of horrible events in my prayers, you boring retard.
>>71083343
>A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of the free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
>the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
>Implying this is in any way vague.
>Implying the Supreme Court has not already ruled that it is an individual right to bear arms.
>>71083403
Wouldn't have a problem with that if stormblr hadn't annexed /pol/ first.
>Sam Bee
>>71083419
Don't bother, man.
>>71083419
>well regulated militia
What is well regulated about selling shotguns at walmart?
>>71083238
Nah, that's a myth perpetuated by cross-posting redditors.
It's /tv/ related anyway, because she has a shite tv show.
>>71083343
The Militia that consists of all adults as codified into U.S. law.
>>71083096
I bet you're a cat person.
>>71081918
>>71082013
>>71082113
>>71082158
>>71082273
>>71082321
>>71082334
>>71082360
>>71082366
>>71082390
>>71082410
>>71082503
>>71082591
>>71082657
>>71082661
>>71082721
>>71082742
>>71082857
>>71082876
>>71082902
>>71082918
>>71082925
>>71082940
>>71083122
>>71083129
>>71083130
>>71083148
>>71083308
>>71083334
>>71083419
>it's a great idea to have nothing more than an inaccurate background check and a less than one week waiting period in order to obtain a machine that was made to do nothing other than kill
>i wanna be a cool soldier guy like american sniper !!!!
>waaaah stop tryna take my toys!!!!!!!!!!!
sage goes in all fields
>>71083381
>Implying I can read that.
>Still implying "illegal guns" are a serious concern.
>Complaining about straw sales that occur through FFLs when there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop people from giving a friend a gun more than you can stop a friend from giving an alcoholic the keys to their car.
>Implying knowingly giving a felon a firearm isn't a felony.
>>71083477
By that logic, a discussion on cooking is board-related because someone who was on a TV show ate some food once. Celebrity gossipers and people who read tweets are retards. The issue is that literally the majority of people here are now retards, so they don't even bother moderating it. It would be like trying to scoop the salt out of the ocean. That's not a credit to you, to be clear. You're an inbred loser with poor interests and low intelligence.
>>71083517
>Not the first post from this IP.
CUCCBOI MAD AF
>>71082673
Stop turning the shooters into fucking celebs
>>71083131
>>71083517
Deal with it cuck
>>71083471
>hurrdurr muh walmart
I love how libfags always throw that in there, as if it's actually relevant. Wal-mart sells all kinds of gear for outdoors stuff. They sell hunting supplies. Camping supplies. Tool. Tires. Fucking everything. And the process for buying a gun at Wal-Mart is exactly the same as buying one at a gun store.
>>71083517
>Implying anyone cares what you think.
>>71083471
>Implying you know anything about what it takes to be an FFL or the record keeping involved.
>Implying that's the meaning of regulated in the context of the 2nd amendment anyways.
>>71081918
why does she have galleon sized hips?
>>71083297
i hope so
>>71083022
It happens literally everywhere.
>>71083517
K
>>71081918
wtf I hate republicans now!?
))^:<<<
>>71083575
This is pretty much it, but this board shows how hopeless that is. People here will have discussions on the personal lives of actors, save pictures of them, gossip about how tall they are or where their hairline is, etc. Unintelligent people will always be here to gossip like sheeple about nonsense, and that same phenomenon will always make a violent lunatic famous. Immortalized, really.
>>71083514
god I fucking wish
>>71081918
God btfo
How will God recover from this one?
>>71083445
Stormfags are on cripplechan /pol/ you cum guzzling faggot.
They have essentially no presence on 4chan /pol/, aside from the occasional thread that just gets laughed at, or drown out among the constant shill-posting and/or resident IR spammers.
>>71083683
itty-bitty kitty titties
>>71083723
Remember.
anything left of Hitler = tumblr
anything right of Stalin = stormfront.
>>71083297
>>71083629
Well, now that no one has bit... yes its bait. Found it on /mu/ today. That place sucks ASS
>>71083723
Keep telling yourself that, faglord. How can people take anything that comes out of a KKK funded site seriously? Sort yourselves out.
>>71083525
I was implying that you could read, can you not?
>>71083573
>>71083594
>>71083603
>>71083641
>disregarding any of the points brought up against you in favor of ad hominem
shouldnt have expected anything better from /pol/cucks
sage goes in all fields
>>71083562
If it were in the context of discussing someone who had an ongoing cooking show on television, that would be absolutely /tv/ related.
>>71083796
I said deal with it, cuck.
>>71083781
>Implying that article isn't behind a pay wall.
Why do these liberal faggots act like prayer is useless, yet their little hastags are going to accomplish something?
>>71083603
whenever I see an aug all I can think of is that episode of Law and Order where the investigation hinges on them discovering that it can be set up to eject brass either left or right
>>71083796
>Implying you had any arguments beyond childish insults and appeals to emotion.
>Implying it's not irony that you would accuse others of utilizing fallacies instead.
>its an argue about politics on /tv/ thread
every post is me btw
>>71083815
No it wouldn't, that's celebrity gossip. If you're having discussions about people (not characters portrayed by people) then you're doing it wrong.
>>71083843
doublethink; it's how liberals operate
>>71083796
>cucks
STOP APPROPRIATING OUR MEMES, YOU LIBERAL FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there is literally no reason to own assault weapons
>>71083780
You seem like a 4chan vet
>>71083817
>more ad hominem
thanks for proving me right
>>71083864
>>it's a great idea to have nothing more than an inaccurate background check and a less than one week waiting period in order to obtain a machine that was made to do nothing other than kill
should not expect /pol/cucks to be literate
>>71083578
Shay's Rebellion was a group of armed civilians, and was one of the reasons the framers used the phrase "well-regulated".
Doesn't really matter after incorporation and Heller, but just saying
>>71083843
Tweeting is probably largely useless, but it isn't "speaking to imaginary friends" useless.
>>71083850
>Implying it can eject from either side without disassembling the gun(very easily mind you) and then swapping the right hand bolt for a left hand bolt and then swapping the ejection port cover.
>Implying Dick Wolf isn't a hack fraud.
>>71083826
oh, apologies then
http://pastebin.com/4wD1sujf
>Muslims keep attacking people
>Let's make it harder for normal people to buy and use guns in self-defense
>>71083905
Silence, cuck
>>71083898
1776 best year of my life
>>71083517
>if I quote as many people as I can everyone will see my post and I'll get (You)s
>>71083924
that's what they say in the episode broseph
If you had to choose between siding with the fundamentalists, and siding with people like Schumer, which would you choose?
>>71083922
>Expressing sympathy is more useless than political posturing.
This is what hat-tipping fags actually believe.
>>71083905
>Implying my rights should be restricted when I've committed no crime nor have been charged with any crime.
>Implying it makes any difference between 5 minutes or 5 days on what somebody will do with a gun.
>Implying guns are only made to kill.
>gun control bills got BTFO
feels good man
>>71083974
>Side with the people who built society
Or
>Side with the people tearing it down
>>71083988
You can express sympathy without bringing prayer into it. Intelligent people don't make useless, attention-seeking non-gestures of sympathy anyway, like sending someone their thoughts or prayers in a conveniently public way so that, purely by coincidence of course, everyone on the internet can see their gesture of sympathy.
Also unless you're arguing that religious people aren't actually religious, they aren't mentioning prayers as a way of expressing sympathy, they're mentioning prayers because they think prayers accomplish something.
>>71083974
Fundies, they'd at least leave me the fuck alone and they have a goal in sight, not just whichever boundary to push next
>>71083974
As a lefty I always wondered what it was like for republicans to have their politicians constantly pander to christfags on shit that does not matter at all like gay marriage and abortion, well now with all this PC shit I understand your pain.
>>71083899
I am NOT a veterinarian. I spay animals as a hobby.
>>71083926
>Implying "stolen guns" are illegal guns.
>Implying that you can legislate good sense or should even try to.
>Implying the first example in the article wasn't of a gun stolen from a police department.
>Implying I won't accept your weak apology nonetheless.
>>71083968
>Implying I'm not surprised that Law & Order didn't fuck up the details of my favorite rifle.
>>71083916
>"well-regulated".
Doesnt mean what you think it does. Think regulated as in a clock.
>>71084030
religious fundamentalism never built anything, it merely tears down what it considers to be "heretical" and burns at the stake anyone who thinks slightly differently
>>71081918
>>71084111
lol
>>71084124
>Implying that you can legislate good sense or should even try to.
so what's your solution then?
also here's the infograph from the article
>>71084070
>You can express sympathy without bringing prayer into it.
Which would be less meaningful to most people.
>Intelligent people don't make useless, attention-seeking non-gestures of sympathy anyway,
SO not only are you assuming that prayer is attention-seeking, but that intelligent people don't express condolences in a meaningful manner.
>everyone on the internet can see their gesture of sympathy.
And be encouraged to make a similar gesture of sympathy so the affected people don't feel so bad.
> they aren't mentioning prayers as a way of expressing sympathy, they're mentioning prayers because they think prayers accomplish something.
Why can't it be both? Do you have autism? Were you never hugged?
What are the benefits of being a white male Democrat voter?
has there ever been a documented case of someone with concealed carry stopping a mass shooting
>>71084239
Shit loads actually.
>>71081918
Every time liberal cucks try to take my guns, I buy a random stranger a rifle.
>>71083946
>if you disagree with me your a redditor
>>71083955
>ad hominem
>again
>>71083991
>>Implying my rights should be restricted when I've committed no crime nor have been charged with any crime
why do you need it? unless you're a hunter that needs the food to survive or you live in a ghetto or you're under a totalitarian dictatorship you don't really need one
>Implying it makes any difference between 5 minutes or 5 days on what somebody will do with a gun
if it's a would-be mass shooter, the time could be used for them to think things through or for someone to find them out
>Implying guns are only made to kill
>implying they aren't
>>71084136
>religious fundamentalism never built anything,
Except Europe.
http://jameshannam.com/medievalscience.htm
>>71081918
haha, really makes u think. +1
>>71084220
you like things like social security and medicare and want to see them continue to exist
>>71084220
Providing for your wife's son.
>>71084239
There have been many, though it's often difficult to tell when something would've been a mass shooting before it actually happens. The Draw Mohammed thing was also nearly a massacre, but some armed men wasted the dune coons before they could kill anybody.
>>71084220
You get a shot at cuddling with a chubby polyamorous SJW and perhaps even paying her alimony some day.
>>71084220
perceived moral superiority that you can show your friends
>>71083517
Hows that war on drugs thing working out? I mean, drugs are illegal, so that means they're not hurting anyone anymore right? Since theyre illegal, no one can get them, right?
Also, with all this black lives matter and police killing innocent people, its a good thing if only police have guns, right?
>>71084220
You get to pay higher taxes for inferior services, and act smug about it.
>>71084281
>implying shit didn't get gud until Plato and Aristotle came back from the dead
>>71084083
>tfw Trump supporter
>tfw dealing with the past two decades of the republican party focusing on stupid shit like you listed whilst they were supporting open borders, free trade bullshit and overseas wars
Feels good finally getting people in the party like Trump and Rand Paul fucking these neocons and fundies (like Bill Kristol and Ted Cruz).
>>71084263
Link?
>>71084200
>Implying that graph shows anything remarkable.
>Implying there's a real problem beyond people not securing their possessions and belongings(i.e. the 500,000 stolen firearms each year).
>>71084280
>Implying it's called the Bill of Needs and not the Bill of Rights.
>Implying a "mass shooter" has anything else to think out.
>Implying there is any catching committed people.
>Implying plenty of firearms aren't made for sport i.e. not killing.
>>71084374
why do you support Trump?
>>71084239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_High_School_shooting
>>71084380
You can do it yourself, but you won't because you're just trying to start shit
Defensive firearm use isn't a hard thing to google
>>71081987
it's just a double whammy... a cheap one since trying to offend the beliefs of religious people got little if nothing to do with gun control politics.
>>71082013
>where are the conservative comics?
Fuck off, you racist goy. Racists are not allowed to on television.
>>71082013
S A M H Y D E
>>71084426
The other choice is Hillary Clinton and the modern Democrat party.
>tfw you realize "fedora" is the modern equivalent of words like heretic, blasphemer, pagan, idolator, heathen, godless, etc.
When you believe utter nonsense devoid of all logic, you need to deal with dissenting intellectuals by killing them or making them social pariahs rather than convincing them through sound reasoning. Religion is more or less impotent in the first world now, at least in a "burn you alive for heresy" sort of way, so they've resorted to painting heretics as fat with poor taste in hats instead of murdering them.
What part of "shall not be infringed" do liberals not understand?
>>71084426
>not supporting Trump on his Excellent Adventure to end globalism
>>71084434
>stopping
Killer was leaving.
>>71084486
>tfw some dipshit jumps into the conversation with his dipshittery
>>71084518
Yeah about to go and give himself up I imagine
>>71084481
and why do you find that so repellent?
>>71084494
I asked why you support Trump. I'll ask again, why do you support Trump?
>>71084494
>end globalism
Globalization is essentially a force of nature at this point, requiring extremely unnatural, oppressive means to prevent it from occurring (i.e. North Korea, Islamic countries, etc). Humanity is definitely going to become increasingly homogeneous; it is an inevitability that can only be stopped by some form of cataclysm that reduces us to a prior era in terms of lifestyle and technology.
>>71084586
Because I recently graduated with a STEM degree and there is absolutely no benefit in being a white male Democrat voter with a STEM degree.
Just voting in my best interests
>/pol/ is leaking again
RIP Anton Yelchin
Yesterday's sticky thread was fun
What are her ratings like? How many smug liberal late night "news" shows do we need?
>>71084621
>Oy vey, don't even stop it goy it's happening, open your borders to people that don't even speak your fucking language
>>71084426
Killing off NAFTA and the TPP, giving us a relatively non-interventionalist foreign policy, actually cracking down on illegal immigration, standing up for gun rights and cucking the Bushes and Clintons out of their dynasty are good enough for me.
Also at this point I'm convinced that he's the last chance the republican party has of not being fucked over by neocons and of the democrats not being able to get away with their social justice horseshit.
I'm personally hoping for 8 years of Trump followed by 8 years of Rand Paul.
>>71084631
>Implying either of these parties care about you.
>>71084239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_Middle_School_dance_shooting
>>71084327
True that, unless we can get a hold on one of those precogs from tom cruise, it's hard to define the real outcome of an event. I would say in my opinion that if the perpetrator(s) were heavily armed and with a shitload of ammunition then a mass shooting was avoided.. but then again, you see shootings like the last one at Orlando and the closeted homosex was only carrying one riffle and a handgun (or something like that), so quite hard to know.
>>71084631
I wouldn't be so sure about that, even with your degree you'll never be in the top 1% of wealth. Don't you want to get your social security money and not have it "privatized" as Bush wanted?
>>71084586
Why do you support Clinton?
>>71084672
I'm not talking about borders and I don't believe in open immigration policies. Globalization reaches far beyond merely the physical movement of people from one place to another, although that too cannot be entirely stopped from occurring, nor should it be.
>>71084684
Mehh at least one of them doesn't have a good chunk of its base that actively villianizes me
If anyone wants to list the benefits of being a white male STEM degree holding Democrat voter I'm all ears
>>71082013
This is why we need Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn back on the air. Imagine Quinn, Nick Dipaolo, Jim Norton, Bill Burr, and Stanhope together for 30 minutes on a network television show. That alone would provide as a counterbalance to the leftist "comedy" shows.
>>71083517
>it's a great idea to give the state complete control of all arms
>only cops should have guns
>waaahhhh I'm scared of inanimate objects
>>71084656
>/pol/ is leaking again
/pol/ will shit up all other boards unless mods start cracking down on the blatant shilling in their board
>>71084753
Oy vey, open borders goy. Do it, do it!
>>71084684
since it's a two party system, voting for the party that doesn't subscribe to the white CIS scum line of thinking would be in his best interest
>>71082847
>Similarly the right to bear arms, while important and must be protected, is not an absolute.
"shall not be infringed" sound pretty absolute.
>>71084127
i disagree
of course there are many different interpretations
http://ir.lawnet.fordham.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=4021&context=flr
>>71084136
>religious fundamentalism never built anything, it merely tears down what it considers to be "heretical" and burns at the stake anyone who thinks slightly differently
>>71084136
>>71084741
Your argument isn't much.
I don't see the benefit of being a white male Democrat voter. Nothing benefits me.
But hey man, you're a white male Democrat voter. You have to have a compelling reason you can paint for us
I just want to live in a closed-bordered libertarian society or something.
I want to be left alone instead of constantly jumping to one extreme to help tip the balance and stay in some form of equilibrium between the nu-liberals and the Cruz-right. I want to stop being angry all the time.
>>71084804
>"Two party system"
>Implying that there don't exist other choices
>Implying that you should accept defeat
>>71084825
I nearly threw up reading that leftist garbage
>>71084680
alright I can understand those points, what concerns me though is that Trump has stated that he wishes to greatly expand the military and pay down the national debt without raising taxes, how does he plan to do this? By slashing social programs, science grants, and infrastructure? I really think that if we're going to increase the burden on anyone it should be the wealthy, not the poor. Additionally our military is already twice the size of the rest of the world combined, if we're going to be pursuing a less interventionist foreign policy why is that not enough? Shouldn't we be reducing its size instead?
>>71084684
>implying there will ever be a viable third party in this country for the next century
I want to believe but the libertarian party has completely shot itself in the foot over the last decade despite many opportunities to capture disgruntled voters.
I wish she did full frontal for real.
>>71084790
>shilling
Is this how /pol/ tards convince themselves they don't want a safe space echo chamber while very clearly wanting a safe space echo chamber? Don't worry, it already is, because stupidity is a force and that force has long-since driven out anyone even resembling a smart person from your retard containment board. You can go back to denying historical events, pretending you understand how genes work, etc. in the safety of a board that quite literally has no intelligent people left to disagree with you.
>>71084863
i've seen gary johnson and the libertarians; they're a bunch of losers and johnson, specifically, is a limp-wristed pantywaist
>>71084899
>mad in a bait thread
Kek
>>71083517
This faggot is triggered as FUCK!
>>71082940
>background checks
but the background checks bill failed
because of muh second amendment
>>71084899
Spotted the butthurt Redditor who got stomped on /pol/.
>>71084239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Colorado_YWAM_and_New_Life_shootings
>>71084859
If you virtue signal hard enough, some scatter-brained feminist might let you eat her out after Tyrone finishes, and after you check all of your privileges of course.
>>71084882
I agree with you on military spending although he wants to increase infrastructure spending.
At this point it seems like the national debt can't be paid off and I think his plan there is to maintain a consistently powerful military to ward off any threats from nations we owe money to (without getting into any wars with them and keeping it in more of a defense position like it's supposed to be).
I don't agree with the spending increase but keeping out of foreign wars would probably offset the cost.
>>71084899
Cuck.
>>71084825
The Federalist Papers make it even more clear that that is retarded. The explicit intention of the amendment was that the people are supposed to have guns.
If you think OP is not funny, but you piss yourself every time you see a "niggers can't read" meme pic, you are what is wrong with the world and should kys.
>>71085003
piss yourself out of laughter or anger?
>>71084948
The Orlando shooter bought his guns legally, babe. Background checks might catch career criminals, but most mass shooters aren't.
>>71085003
pretty funny tbqhwy
>>71085003
That picture is better than the tweet tho
>>71083517
Maybe you shouldn't live in a country that was founded on using guns to free themselves from tyranny.
>>71084948
>Implying that a background check isn't performed on every sale by an FFL.
>Implying this hasn't been happening for nearly 20 years.
>>71084907
>>71084888
>Implying I said anything about libertarians.
>>71084742
I've thought a lot about this, and honestly it comes from reflection on how I voted in the 2014 New York gubernatorial elections. I was very upset at the current governor, Andrew Cuomo, for pushing through The SAFE Act after the Newtown CN shooting which I felt to be a kneejerk anti-gun law that did little to actually make new yorkers safer and was just done so he could say LOOK WE HAVE THE TOUGHEST GUN LAWS IN THE COUNTRY. Case in point it actually limited magazine capacity to 7 rounds, despite 7 round magazines not actually existing. As if a criminal would only partially load their magazine in order to abide by the law before they commit a crime. Clearly this was the work of people who know absolutely nothing about firearms.
Since I was so upset about this law I voted for the republican challenger Rob Astorino who did not win the election. Recently in NY minimum wage was increased to $15 an hour, which directly effects me because I'm an EMT and as such very poorly paid. This wage increase was championed by governor Cuomo, had Astorino won the election he would have actively campaigned against it.
That got me to thinking, that as much as I like guns and as much as I may hate Hillary there are larger things at stake here.
How come every time a /pol/ thread leaks on /tv/ it gets 200+ replies?
>>71085094
crossposters that want to mess with non-crossposters
>>71084805
and "congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech" isn't?
>>71085094
Passion and emotion are flint and tinder to dry brush. Do you think the average idiot on 4chan can resist sharing their views?
>>71085086
>>71085094
reddit and /pol/ don't agree on things.
>>71083706
When he makes his presence known to all the world in a dimension shattering holocaust of mass death to heathens
