Mike Stoklasa died in a car accident at 5:00 p.m. on Wednesday, June 15, 2016. Mike had picked up a white woman caught in a bad neighborhood on his way to wrap up filming of the latest Best of The Worst episode. The woman became so excited when she realized who had picked her up that she begin sucking him off right there causing him to lose control of the car. They both met their demise when the car crashed into one of Milwaukee's plethora of abandoned buildings.
Why are Mayor Tom Barett, the Milwaukee Police, and that cunt Jay Bauman hiding the truth?
>>71081805
Better put Bosh on the case
They're looking for a replacement.
His grieving widow, Rich Evans, was unavailable for comment.
>>71081805
Good, let's hope the prequels were bad meme finally dies with him
>>71082419
Sorry, anon. Those movies will be terrible forever.
Thats not true. The one who died was the star wars guy!!!
>>71082877
George Lucas?!
>>71081805
What's his name again ?
Is Mike cut or uncut?
>>71082325
BIGGER MIIKE
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
>>71081805
and nothing of value was lost
>>71083157
Mike Wazowski and his loyal sidekick Jay Sullivan
Where's the new BOTW? I need a friend simulator.
>>71083476
Anon posted it earlier today, you slowpoke.
Probably available to the general public tomorrow.
>>71082419
I don't believe you deserve to breath if you think this.
>>71083197
8.5 inches long, 6.5 inches around
uncircumcised
>>71083476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mRJmcuC-8Y
>>71083931
>uncircumcised
>American
>uncircumcised
What?
>>71084003
Mike was born in Nuremberg.
>>71083157
Mike "bring back the reich" Stoker
