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>>71067027
First for ARYA
>Before departing to the Tower of the Hand for a good night's sleep, Tyrion turns around and looks at the royal couple, her grace Queen Daenerys and Prince consort Jon Stark, and says, "truly, it was a song of ice and fire"
>"more like a Game of Thrones", says Varys who had been hiding in the shadows until then
>both laugh
>"Aaahh, but was it not truly, shall we say, a clash of kings" remarks a handsomely robed Littlefinger as he strolls into the Great Hall
>"Mayhaps we should ponder how, at the very end it was merely a storm of swords, my friend" Varys retorts
>"Aye, might as well call the bloody damn thing a feast for crows," says Sandor Clegane as he strides in clutching his battered left arm
>"Do I not get a say?" remarks an amused Dany. "Was it not a Dance with Dragons?"
>"Yes, though twas the Winds of Winter that brought us all together," answers Jon
>"I-I o-only hope, that, in t-the end, we can all h-hold tight to our hearts t-this Dream of Spring" a muffled Pycelle squeaks from his deathbed
>Tyrion resumes his walk and begins whistling the Rains of Castamere as the credits fade-in
>and who
anime
FIRST FOR BEST TWINK IN WESTEROS
Reminder that the Greyjoy that Dany meets in Meereen is Victarion
>>71068918
Dragons are fucking awesome
O T P
T
P
>>71068993
Dany already met two Greyjoys in Meereen.
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN!
Nth for the Rightful Lord of Winterfell
So where did Ramsay learn how to command armies so well?
What happens next? How will Jonsa rule?
Also, post that pic of bloody Jon staring at Ramsay like the absolute madman
Jon wades through blood and corpses, sees his little brother slaughtered in front of him, sees his best giant friend slaughtered in front of him, risks life and limb charging into an enemy fortress, and the cathartic, thematically significant arc conclusion of being the agent of Ramsay's death STILL goes to Salsa because because "muh tender genitals"?
NO
FUCK this show
I'm D & DONE
REMINDER THAT THE END GAME WILL BE:
JON A DRAGON RIDER
BRAN USING SHARINGAN TO CONTROL DROGON
>>71068918
this show is shit can't you fuck off to some containment thead?
Preview of next episode
>>71069009
>Those guys staring up at the dragon like retards
Post yfw Daenerys is literally next in line after Tommen lmao.
>1. Joffrey
>2. Tommen
>3. Myrcella
>4. Stannis
>5. Shireen
>6. Renley
>7. Viserys
>8. Daenerys
>>71068918
>ayy senpai let me just lay seige to this city where the leadership has three (3) dragons to command
>OH MY GOD THEY'RE USING THE DRAGONS AGAINST US
>WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY FORSEEN THIS
>>71069050
His decent half brother that died of a sick stomach
BENDING VALYRIAN STEEL SWORD WEBM
POST IT
POST IT
POST IT
>>71069039
Not wife's son
-100000th for Chad Snow the Gary Stu
>>71069009
lol that looks like shit
>>71069064
This is the containment thread.
I just realised now
where the fuck was Ghost?
If Greywind was able to go to battle years ago, then a wolf that has grown for longer definitely would have been useful
>Walder in ep10
What does this old cunt doing in the final?
>>71069069
Hahah the irony. Turns out Westerosi are so fucking incapable that they really need a Targ.
>>71069068
That's like every time Godzilla shows up isn't it.
>>71069093
well made swords bend on impact
swords that don't bend tend to shatter
>>71068993
Does Victarion have a vagina? No? Then he can fuck right off. There is an abundance of representation for white men on television. Game of Thrones is about inclusiveness and progressive values.
>>71069050
>kill your own men
>terrible defeat
>people think this is what it means to be a tactician.
>>71069093
>he doesn't know that valyrian steel is so strong because it's incredibly flexible
>>71069119
dying
>>71069068
That's literally the first time they've seen dragons. They're awestruck and scared as fuck
>>71069100
(you)
>>71069086
reminder that cia wrote the letter and will ask sansa for her hand in marriage in order to secure the north.
>>71069056
Revenge killing would be entirely OOC for JS. Let Sansa have it. Emotional killing is a woman thing in GoT.
>>71069076
when do i get more
>>71069116
D&D forgot about the whole direwolf thing
So explain to me how did the Bolton army not collectively shit itself and ran upon seeing a giant?
>>71069069
BRAVO DND
>tfw my sister thinks sansa did nothing wrong
REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71069086
Why are their ships designed like European style ships?
Shouldn't they have a more Oriental or Arabic kind of design?
When will Lady stoneheart show up?
>>71069056
well he did have the pleasure of beating his face in. feel like that is more satisfying
>>71069009
how could any army beat dragons??
>>71069050
>Ramsey is cruel, sadistic, and brutal
>People mistake these qualities with intelligence
>>71069116
>where the fuck was Ghost?
Hisbudgetmerged with that of Wun Wuns.
>>71069097
Bran would never marry a woman.
>jonfags think jons special because a false prophet witch used magic to bring him back to life
>other characters have already been brought to life in both book and show canon
special snowflake johnny stu BTFO
>>71069150
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Didn't Ramsay say he would unleash his dogs on the field? It was perfectly set up for a dog vs direwolf fight. What the fuck.
Was it bad acting or was Lady Sandra supposed to look like a psychopath when she smiled while looking at thousands of people dead and dying?
>>71069204
Beric Dondarion is pretty important too desu
>tfw you'll never be their sex slave
Just fucking burn me alive already ;____;
who are the biggest guys after wun wun, the mountain and the hound
>>71069199
Draw me like one of your westerosi boys!
>>71068918
Why did they attack the city with no army, do they not realise once you've lobbed all your pitch and stone you have to have actual troops to fight the 10,000 Unsullied and take the city?
>>71069056
He was just sharing with his sister, anon. It was sweet.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true
>Euron personal Jesus
What did he mean by this?
>Dany was standing around in the pyramid all night with Tyrion looking at her city being destroyed
>didn't just burn some ships and sent everyone else running upon arrival
Rhaegon and Viserion conveniently breaking out the second she flew over them was also cringey as fuck.
This fucking episode repost: It's still growing
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
>Those green screen shots
>Those shots with over focus on the center making it look like a green screen
>The battle where Jon just looked 100% confused
>Ramsay being eaten by the hounds
>Sansa offering help and immedietely admitting she has no idea what to do
>The masters land army is 15 people
>"No he's lowly born kill him!"
>Theon and Asha "Well there's never been a Queen so support me" AND IT ACTUALLY WORKS ABSOLUTELY MAD WOMAN
>I will crucify the masters. Don't destroy cities.
>Ramsay has the enemy perfectly surrounded and doesn't just gut them
>Murders his own men
>Dragons burn 3 boats and all the boats are on fire
>That wunwun Eye shot. Olly would be fucking proud
>No one can protect. Congratulations a girl is no one
>200,000 khalasar with daario OUT OF NOWHERE
>Dragons need a command to burn down the ships, while the crew men just stare
>Look at the phalanx, just wait until were surrounded, then we look confused until they start killing us
>IM GOING TO DESTROY THEIR CITIES AND CRUCIFY THEM
>"our fathers were the problem"
>10 ft gate of plywood for the biggest fortress of the north broken down by a pincushin giant
>not a single archer noticed the giant approaching
>Have a giant; don't give him a weapon
>Give up your lifestyle. No. Give it up? Okay
Fuck Seinfeld this is the greatest sitcom of all time
>>71069116
Jon didn't want to risk his life likely.
>>71069189
They can't
>>71069148
>>71069180
why didnt they bring mammoths
>>71069257
C U T E
U
T
E
>>71069242
All you goyim are our slaves already. Praise R'hllor.
>>71069204
Well the ones that have been brought back are merely shells of their former selves. As far as we can see for now his resurrection was just a plot device to get out of the NW
>>71069238
incoming heel turn for Sansa
the hint of her turning evil is probably going to bear fruit either next episode or next season
>>71069180
None of the soldiers even so much as comment that they're fighting a fucking creature that they tell scary stories about to their kids.. Maybe it's because the writers made him a bitch in this fight who only killed like 10 guys.
>>71069257
he could literally kill anyone he wanted any way he wanted. GOAT
>>71069086
Why are their ships designed like European style ships?
Shouldn't they have a more Orientalnor Arabic kind of ship design?
>>71069123
What is this from?
this fucker is growing fast
>it's a cliche happy endings season
>>71069226
Because neither dogs nor direwolfs are fit to engage in an organized warfare against formation of human soldiers, that's just stupid. If Jon let Ghost on the battlefield, he would certainly die. Besides Nymeria, he is the only direwolf left alive.
>>71069312
hurr durr dani is the next mad king
gurr rape turns sansa evil
durr female characters can't do anything bad
>>71069123
>>71069133
>>71069141
I am not trying to say that a sword shouldn't bend, i am trying to convey that i want to see the webm
reeee
![Game of Thrones S06E08 No One (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_29.48_[2016.06.18_02.30.02].png](https://i.imgur.com/YL6jpci.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E08 No One (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 29.48 [2016.06.18 02.30.02]")
>>71069186
Oriental? Nah. And really, arabic ships don't look all that different. I think they got a good mix for The Masters fleet
>>71069335
Noah
It's actually p. good as a fantasy/scifi movie
>>71069133
This. Inflexible metal is hard and brittle. Anyone with even basic knowledge of metalwork knows this. Have you guys not got to that bit in high school yet?
so what is next? any inshits, senpai?
>>71069093
h-here, sempai, GLORIUS NIPPON STEEL!!!
http://imgur.com/w54N0Se
>next episode's intro will be the first one in three years to have Stark's banner in Winterfell
hype
>>71069301
merely.... shells.......
beric dondarrion is only losing himself because he's been brought back to life SEVEN TIMES.
lady stoneheart is not a whole person because she was a decaying rotten waterlogged corpse with her throat slit
dude stfu
>>71069352
I was just kidding with you anon. Swords don't bend that much. It was obviously just a rubber prop. I'd post the webm if I had it
>>71069322
>Wun Wun is at least fourteen feet tall, even larger than Mag the Mighty, and possesses the strength of twelve men
>>71069249
>no standing army
>no archers
>no horses
>in a city siege against a force that has tons of horses, spearmen and dragons
>just bring some crappy ships that throw rocks at people
Good idea boys.
holy fuck daenerys looks so fucking stupid when she's riding dragons
and the that smug face when she says dracarys, I just can't stop cringing
>>71069347
ok that makes sense
So what was the point of this character?
>all those theories about who the flayed burning corpses would be
I have 2 gripes with last nights episode but beyond them I thought it was great.
Sansa says "I don't know" instead of saying "hey there's several thousand soldiers from the Vale on their way lets wait a day or 2 until they arrive"
For what purpose does she not fucking mention the Vale? It pisses me off.
The other part is how Ramsey was in the kennel with the starving dogs and they don't even move until Sansa comes in and starts threatening him.
Who put him in there and unlocked the cages? Dogs who hadn't eaten in 7 days would be gnawing at the cage if anyone came in there, but they stayed totally calm while someone put a bloody man in there and unlocked all the cages and then walked out?
Outside of that kind of shit which is to just be expected now, that battle scene was just fucking intense. I loved it.
>>71069343
Her child will be the stallion who mounts the world
She's the mother of dragons
Drogon will keep growing until he can literally encircle the world and stick his dick in it
>>71069298
I wouldn't mind a qt Jewess making me her goytoy at all
>>71069346Wall falls next episode, what's his face acting lord com. get's killed
The Hound kills Thoros which causes Brevick to die
Cersei is found guilty and The little king kills himself
>>71069242
Reminder that any Red Priestess who appears to be hot definitely isn't.
Just like in real life, people want you around if you're a hot chick. They're all under a glamor.
anyone let down with the way he died?
i think it could have lasted longer.
why not flay him? why not turn him into another reek? i know the starks dont do that shit, but if they can let dogs kill him since that what he does, why not do the other shit he did?
>>71069116
He flew through the air in the Dany scenes
Dragon cgi is expensive
>>71069343
Balerion reborn
>>71069301
omg jonfags tryin so hard to make jon look more special than he is
>>71069410
lol
jon snow is the swordsman of his generation.
>basterd of the north
>brother of the nightwatch
>wildling infiltrator
>lord commander
>resurrected champion
>>71069189
You just need some Dragonslayer Greatbows and a giant or two.
>>71069187
Dude seriously? Beric is still alive, she's cut. Move on with your life.
>>71069093
here you go lad
>>71069293
Are there any lewd pic of Bran, I'm asking for a friend
>>71069424
It's real enough for me, who cares
>>71069422
I don't know about the last one famalam. I felt like Tyrion was basically spelling out what Cersei was going to do to King's Landing with the wildfire caches and whatnot. She can't win via trial by combat so she's more or less cornered by the High Sparrow, and Qyburn just told her he found something huge.
>>71069413
>her child
>>71069410
kek
>that scene were sons of the harpy are randomly killing civilians who are at the gate for some reason
oh my god what the fuck we lost barry for this
>>71069469
MOTHER of dragons
Are there any male protagonists left that aren't subordinate to stronk females?
Bran is a cripple entirely dependent on Meera
Jaime is pussywhipped by Cersei, hardcore
Jon's had the reigns taken from him by Sansa
CIA is under Sansa's love spell
Theon is literally emasculated and is just following capable lesbian Yara around so she can be queen
Tyrion, Varys are glorified advisors to a mad queen
Who's left? Are there any men fighting for their own sake?
So if the Ironborn can't into pillaging, ravaging and raping then what the fuck will they do? Live off the seaweeds on the Iron Isles? The Iron Isles are the most useless piece of land in the world
>>71069050
>Napoleon conquers most of the known world
>bad commander
The CGI in the Mereen scenes were so bad felt like a videogame.
>>71069343
Wasn't there only like three or four months between top and bottom?
Balerion was like 150 years old, which is why he was fuckhuge.
Drogon is like 2 in the books and 5 in the show.
>>71069427
Only with how the scene was handled. Him being fed to the dogs was pretty nice I thought. Just the fact that the hounds didn't even move until the peak of Sansas threats.
>>71069467
That's next season
Cersei would never harm her child
>>71069186
it could easily be an ottoman galley
>>71069487
Frey
>>71069418
a straight male directed this scene. there is no way those two would ever get off like that. theyre barely even touching each other.
My friend tried to tell me Sansa didn't tell Jon about CIA because she's becoming more like him and playing le game of le thrones. Because allowing all men sworn to you to be slaughtered needlessly and risk the lives of two brothers (one of whom died) is a great price to pay for what exactly? To be entirely reliant on the Vale's patronage to advance any further?
>>71069494
(you)
>>71069487Victarion and Euron
Why is Davos so mean to poor Mel :(
>>71069462
thank you so much
>>71069471
Yeah pretty flimsy excuse to show the horde again and nothing more.
So the leaks that I read seemed pretty spot on, what's the latest info on the finale?
>>71069529
Chaos is a ladder
If you think you understand someone's motives, then you've already fallen off
Why not resurrect Rickon ?
This is making me so angry
>>71069488
With their fleet they could become enormously good traders.
>>71069523
They're just cuddling, foreplay ya know
>>71069478
you called?
>>71069487
The Hound
>>71069567
his body is probably as flat as ur mum's butt by the end of that cavalry charge
>>71069567
Is rickon the saviour of mankind?
>Sansa's stupidity caused the deaths of thousands of men and horses, her brother, and the last giant
>still gets the satisfaction of killing Ramsay
Fuck this shit.
Which Stark kid(live or dead) would make the best KitN/QitN?
My votes on Robb, just like Renly he was a really good and well liked leader who got fucked by an especially evil and unheard of act.
>>71069567
The Lord of Light works in mysterious ways
>>71069463
somebody hack dean charles-chapmans phone im sure hes got some of isaacs nudes
>>71069509
nope, its in the finale.
>>71069495
I knew it was going to happen.
>>71069553
TELLL HIM
>>71069597
He was, but even his own brother and sister didn't care for his life.
>>71069590
This post gave me the will I needed to not drop this show, t'hanks anon
>>71069601
Robb was a brat that lost everything because he couldn't contain his dick.
>>71069595
Jon was in the middle of the cavalry charge and he came out okay
Reminder that only the Golden Company and the rightful King Aegon VI Targaryen can save this show now
So like, now what does Jon do? He quit the Night's Watch, and Salsa pulled him by his cock from the dead to make her queen of Winterfell, what's left?
>>71069495
Yeah it was just a few months.
>>71069567
I think Jon doesn't really like being ressurected and thinks Rickon won't like it very much either
>>71069467
Pretty sure this is what the spoiler guy said, and he was spot on about episode 9
Cersei burns that shit to the ground and Dany arrives to find King's Landing in ruins like in her vision
>>71069249
Maybe they realized they were in some shitty cliché-laden tv-show where some battles are won by miraculously appearing deus ex machina and hoped that their problems would be solved by a plot device? Lyanna Mormont knew this.
>>71069432
NEVERENDING STORY
>>71069626
You mean the brother that charged against an army by himself after losing him?
>>71069640
maybe because he was standing?
>>71069595
did you not see his body on the stretcher or something ya dumb bitch
Why is The Hound going to kill Thoros? There's literally no fucking reason.
>>71069009
>people go to war with Dany
>they know she has dragons
>they don't bring shit like harpoons or anything to counter them
why even bother? why roll up in hundreds of wooden ships when your enemy has fire breathing dragons? why are Dany's enemies always so retarded?
>>71069590
He'll end up guarding Sansa or trying to get at Aryas snatch.
>>71069601
>Renly
>Good
kys fag
>>71069257
wow cripples can sit in thrones. It all makes sense
>>71069050
He's got generals and I think he was evicting Ironborn fucking shits from the North.
>>71069523
You've never had a girl get off while grinding on your leg?
>>71069608
What? Someone taking the time to think?
>>71069647
Gather the support of the North I guess.
>>71069638
This is bullshit, you're oversimplifying a complex situation.
Someone post the image with the spoilers please
>>71069244
CIA.
>post yfw they bring stannis back next episode only to have davos kill him for burning shireen
or maybe he should cut his dick off, seeing as how we're now 9/9 episodes with dick jokes and stannis insults in them, it would be pottery
reeeeeeee I wanted to see Theon's reaction to Ramsay's death
>>71069572
That's true, they could set up a driftwood business as that is all they have.
why didn't they show the bear loli fighting?
I always thought she would be the one to beat Ramsey
>>71069695
I was talking about his prowess as a natural born leader but he was a pretty decent guy too.
>>71069422
>The Hound kills Thoros which causes Brevick to die
u wot
>>71069427
That's my thought as well, but they probably don't want to "become like him".
>>71069705
theyre not even grinding there dude wtf
>Dany doesn't give a shit the city is being bombarded and people are probably dying by the hundreds
>Take the time to somehow come into contact with the masters who have somehow made it fairly far inland
>All the tension in the scene is dissolved when you remember that LOL Dragons xD
>Dany proceeds to go out and burn a bunch of slaves who are forced to fight for their masters
The resolution of Arya's arc was bad, Sansa all season has been terrible but Dany is by far the worst of them all.
post hopes for next season:
>arya is back in riverlands
>daenerys invades westeros and reaches the riverlands with yara
>lady stoneheart is revealed this season by brienne
>arya, yara, daenerys, brienne, and lady stoneheart team up to kill king's landing
>the hound is their servant like the bitch he is
>sansa and jon eventually make it down to riverlands after conquering the north and reunite with lady stoneheart
>lady stoneheart kills jon and takes over his army with sansa
>melisandre realizes that jon is not azor ahai, it was dany and offers her service
>the sand snakes hear word of the ultimate female power leadership and offer their lives to their cause to help kill cersei
>they destroy king's landing and margaery and tyrells and olenna join up with lady stoneheart
>they unify the rest of the kingdoms and have an epic battle with the white walkers
>war of undead men vs women
>meera reed takes bran to oldtown and finds sam
>bran teleports into the past and places dragonglass with daenerys
>nymeria comes in and helps them and they defeat them
>the world is safe
>there is no matriarchy
>instead they have established a council of the women leaders
>tyrion, varys, grey wurm, mace tyrell, jaime, all have subservient roles
>>71069683
so she can look competent in comparison
Dog was actually super polite for having been starved 7 days
>"If she REALLY trusted Jon and she really was coming at this as a clean, pure Stark, she would tell the truth to her brother and the person to whom she has real allegiance at this point. But for whatever reason she holds back on that, and I think that shows Littlefinger still has some kind of a hold on Sansa."
REMINDER THAT DARTH SANSA IS NOW IN FULL EFFECT
>The North fully betrayed her house and spit in her face
>This forced her to turn fully to the dark side and CIA's mockingcock
>She will betray Jon, Brienne, everyone
Screencap this post.
>>71069762
Berric's Norwegian twin brother
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>>71069683
The Masters believed her dragons were locked up, believed she was still gone(at least until she showed up during the siege), believed she could not control her dragons, and had no idea the dragons were THAT large now.
Last time any of them saw the dragons(the dude from Yunkai) they were still really small
>>71069039
Where did they need a prop for? Not for the carriage I hope, that would be fucking dumb.
>>71069409
is she and old witch that practices illusion magic as well ? would even if that's the case
>>71069422
>The Hound kills Thoros which causes Brevick to die
OMG somebody kill melisandre next!
>sansa got in an argument with jon about not having enough men, didnt tell him she was secretly getting littlefingers men to come, and let her brother go into battle with inferior numbers and almost get killed
what did she mean by this?
>>71069683
last time they were there dany wasn't even in town.
>>71069180
They're from the North and when it comes down to it, the giant is a big guy who can be defeated.
>>71069134
tumblr pls go
>>71069724
>complex situation
>had an arranged marriage with one of Frey's many daughters, the only reason Frey gave him support and let them use his bridge.
>"lol fuck you Frey this lowborn fucking shit is prettier"
>expects everything to go well
Very complex, anon.
>>71069422
All of these are false by the way.
>>71069647
Goes south to participate in the biggest orgy the Seven Kingdoms have ever seen.
Jon, Dany, Margy, Yara, Sneks, Sansa, Bearfu, Melly
>>71069784
I'm hyped for Sansa being Preggers and for Jon to say that it is his in order to eliminate any rival claim
>>71069782Were you expecting a cute girl?Too bad, it's just me High Sparrow!
>>71069009
>>71069068
>>71069148
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>>71069683
these """""""dragons""""""" are clearly wyverns
>>71069820
Why would it be dumb? They film for hours and Ellie has to drag the sled around. Isaac is over 6ft tall, its easier to just put a doll in there for all the shots where you dont see bran close up
Why is this show chock full of such blatant feminist propaganda? Do normies actually eat this shit up? All these stronk womyn are shit tier leaders who make retarded decision after retarded decision and are applauded for it by the mouth breathers? Is this entertainment? Fuck, that battle was kind of cool I guess but I liked it better when it was The Two Towers and Gladiator.
Why is everything forced full of subversive marxist cultural genocide agendas? Why does it seem like this show is prepping the public for a female leader like hillary? Why must there be quips about "le ebil bad men and their ebil cocks xD" every time two cunts have screen time together? Is that the extent of their interactions, the extent of the writers abilities?
>>71069444
i want him to meet jaime
>that part where Dany said Tywin, Aerys and Balon made the kingdom worse
the fuck, Tywin was literally the one holding the entire realm together during the mad kings reign
>>71069683
People appear to be forgetting that nobody knew she was just going to come back that episode. She was gone without her dragons and that's probably why they assaulted.
>>71069878
I was expecting the spoilers
>>71069811
No, I mean why would the Hound kill Thoros?
>>71069802
Do you think Sansa is afraid here? Shocked? Turned on? Disgusted? Turned on AND disgusted at the same time?
>>71069889
Wyverns don't breathe fire.
In ASOIAF universe(the books too) dragons have two legs and two wings.
>Book Sansa
A sweet little girl who tries to hide her thoughts and feelings and escapes her captives and is going to marry a qt boy
>Show Sansa
Stupid hateful cunt who got thousands of soldiers, horses, wildlings, the Last Gian in ~Westeros killed. She also got her brother killed and nearly got her half brother killed.
Still wish we would have gotten at least one Robb Stark battle scene. I know there's budget shit and all that, but still.
>>71069050
If anything the question shouldn't be why is Ramsay so competent but why is everyone else so incompetent.
>Charge cavalry head on instead of into flanks/weak positions etc
>Archers positioned such that they cannot fire, have to drop their bows and run in
>No discipline in ranks, becomes mess
>Stand stock still as spear wall envelops all flanks
>Can't respond to spear wall, tactic that should be 1000s of years old
But then there's also the issue of
>Ramsay doesn't have scouts on the outskirts to warn him of Jon's auxiliaries/CIA ex machina
>Despite outnumbering by >3000 troops, does not keep a few hundred at Winterfell to hold the castle should the battle fail (would probably hold for months)
>No ravens to report Moat Cailin falling to CIA or any travel by upwards of 10,000 men travelling the hundreds of miles to Winterfell, presumably on the King's Road or if they came through a port a SINGLE spy in White Harbour
>>71069952
Because The Hound killed 3 of them who had nothing to do with the village massacre and must be judged
>>71069815
>it's been years since they last saw those dragons
>implying any sane person wouldn't assume they're grown up by then
>implying that even if she wasn't there or couldn't control her dragons that she wouldn't let them loose in an attempt to kill the masters anyways
The masters were idiots don't even bother defending them.
he a cute
>>71069963
"Nailed it." - D&D
>>71069910
and the War of the Five Kings. Shit would have been fucking terrible without Tywin.
>>71069956
Definitely turned on and disgusted. Can't wait for the sex scene.
>>71069999
Quads confirm
Twinkfu
>>71069999
CAN'T FIGHT THE QUADS
>>71069999
quads confirm.
>>71069889
no one cares Toddler
Guess who's found in Winterfell's dungeon in the next episode?
My aunt is in the catering team, so this is legit information.
>>71069752
she got killed since she only had like 2 dudes with her
>>71069529
I say she didn't tell him less out of some gameplay and more out of her hate for cia. She wrote him last minute and doesn't trust him for shit. She likely doubted if he'd come at all and even after writing was still bugging that they should go ask more showing she wasn't expecting him. She wants to keep cia away from jon because she doesn't want his politicking shit to manipulate him. If jon is aware there could be some help if they'd ask he'd go make a deal with cia and she knows that any deal with cia is gonna burn him back. So she makes the deal herself, can say he never knew of it, and anything owed is owed only from herself, not jon and not winterfell.
I think it's gonna come up. CIA might ask for something from jon but all he'll offer is maybe basic land since he'd never made a deal or promised him shit. Sansa will have to marry him or make a deal with him herself. Maybe kill him in secret and make it seem like the vale just came of their own accord.
I don't think it was so much allowing men to die because she never got a letter back from him confirming he was coming. She had doubts if he'd show at all given how schemy he was and how last time they'd talked she told him to fuck off. But he happened to show up just in time, likely saw her in camp and she led them to the battle.
>Er, Hans?
>Have courage, my friend.
>Yeah. Er, Hans, I've just noticed something...
>These wildlings are all cowards.
>Have you looked at our helmets recently?
>Our helmets?
>The sigils on our helmets, have you looked at them?
>What? No. A bit.
>They've got skinned corpses on them. Have you noticed that our helmets have actually got little pictures of skinned corpses on them?
>Uh, I don't...
>Hans... are we the baddies?
>>71069404
They don't think she's there. Her dragons are either MIA or chained in a pit with no one to control them and a large amount of hostile forces within the city. Meereen was a powderkeg before Dany left and even worse with her gone. They chose to attack at that time because she wasn't there and it was the best opportunity they'd ever have to retake Meereen. You shouldn't need this spelled out for you, pleb.
>>71069999
Wtf i'm gay now i guess
>>71068918
So let me get this straight, an English warbow will chuck an arrow at a velocity between 40 and 50 meters per second.
Rickon got hit at around 200 meters.
With the arched flightpath of the arrow making the distance even longer it would take the arrow a minimum of five seconds from being loosened to hit him.
Shouldn't a fucking five year old be able to dodge a single arrow at that range?
bravo d&d
>>71069086
It takes 3 dragons like 2 mins to kill a ship. Why didn't the other ships attack them?
im glad we finally saw daenerys learn how to master her dragons
>>71069840
I think that will be the point of that scene. After Berric falls dead we will jump to the scene of Davos confronting Melly.
>>71069999
cutest twink confirmed
>>71069910
Tywin had The Mountain and some others pillage and rape the Riverlands.
Tywin couldn't control his own family, which led to Cersei starting a war that destabilized the realm and nearly caused it to fall apart.
Tywin was able to fix some of his children's mistakes, sure, but because he didn't raise them right they continue to fuck up the realm because he's dead.
>>71069134
Bernie what are u doing here?
>>71069992
Why did Ramsey even bother with a shield wall? He mowed down Stannis with a single cavalry charge. Was his cavalry actually gone after the first wave?
Ramsey is a fucking retard, he should have split his cavalry in order to flank Jon's infantry and archers while making way for Jon's cavalry to let them get shot by his archers and the rest gets stopped by his shieldwall.
But he let's his cavalry clash with Jon's and even takes them down with his own arrows
>>71069903
You're literally the same as tumblr, just a gender-flipped version.
>M-MUH FEMINISM!
Grow up, baby.
>>71069905
>you know whats wrong with honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KhygzMwmt4
>>71070073
>A little bamboozled kiddo who was imprisoned for however long didn't act logical
>>71070100
>Ramsey is a fucking retard, he should have split his cavalry in order to flank Jon's infantry and archers while making way for Jon's cavalry to let them get shot by his archers and the rest gets stopped by his shieldwall.
>But he let's his cavalry clash with Jon's and even takes them down with his own arrows
That was intentional, to build the corpse wall so the phalanx would work
>>71070011
it looks like the same face she had when he kissed her for the first time and she was turned on and confused.
Can Bran have kids and if not is the Stark line basically finished at this point?
Didnt the boltons have 6,000 men and jon over 2000?
why did only a fraction of them decide to show up?
Game of Thrones Seasons 2 - 3: Extended Edition
Now we'll actually show the battles in The War of Five Kings.
>>71069996
I'm not defending, them, I'm just explaining their thought process.
>>71070079
By the time any of those ships would even begin turning, the dragons could move and attack them.
>>71069999
>>71070046
>>71070046
KNEW IT
>>71069972
Yeah no Robb battle scenes and no Robb POV chapters, both Dabid and Georgie made a mistake with the character.
>>71070136
err, Arya anon
how the fuck did the bodies stack so fucking high
>tfw we'll never see based Jonerys in full plate
>>71069134
>There is an abundance of representation for white men on television
That's false, now more than ever. Everything is multi culti now. Race mixing, mocking white men, stronk independunt womyn. Why must these insecure faggots force their subversive agendas into everything these days?
How dead is cleganebowl now?
>>71069903
it's written by gay jews. what do you expect?
most of HBO is like this
>>71069150
i don't belive it. it would be too smart a move for this show
>>71070189
Decomposing
>>71070046
Isn't this from when Stannis is coming to visit Davos?
>>71070167
I thought she was a girl
>>71070177
>what is confirmation bias
>>71070125
Little kid raised in a world full of archery and such shit.
Meh, the little fucker could have looked over his soldier every 4 seconds and he would have been fine, or zig zagging, no way he would get hit that way.
Sansa/CIA sex scene when???
>>71070136
>Can Bran have kids
Yes. Most paraplegic men can still get erections.
>>71070168
People kept trying to cross over at that point but kept getting hit by arrows.
>"that arya scene was off as fuck surely there's a big twist coming!"
>she really was just that dumb
>"smalljon didn't bend the knee to ramsay and that was way too small to be a direwolf head he surely is plotting against him!"
>he really is just a stark traitor
>we can expect the same to happen with euron speculation
let's dispel with this notion that D&D know what they're doing, they have no fucking idea what they're doing
>>71070073
He wasn't running diagonally or zigzagging but that's not the show's fault that all the master medieval tacticians and archery experts on 4chan are nitpicking on details.
>>71069567
Res Wun Wun first.
>>71070100
We're supposed to turn off our brains and believe Ramsay's archers slaughtered like 2,000 of his horsemen to make the corpse pile. Notice how towards the end of the battle just before CIA swoops in the battle is pretty even despite Jon being surrounded.
Victarion confirmed?
>>71070080
>we finally saw daenerys learn
no we didn't, we only saw her just fucking doing it. but we never saw her actually figure out how to do it.
>>71070220
Dr. Salsa, I'm H.A.R.D.
>>71070135
Can't wait till Jon finds out about this and rapes her to death with tears in his eyes. Then learns the White Walkers are the good guys and the Night King was an ancient Stark and joins them.
is it wrong to want an armor and walk around in it and develop muscles because of the extra weight
>>71070231
>most
bran can't. books confirm.
The trials of /Highgarden/ next week
Stay hype
>>71070260
That's why they show Daario in the preview. Yara will interrupt their love scene and ask "...Uncle Victarion?"
D&D switched Euron and Victarion because they couldn't give less of a shit about the books.
>>71070283
tfw meli will never be naked again
>>71070109
>says the betalord numale SJW
The problem really isn't the forced feminism, it's the shit tier quality of the writing. I wouldn't mind if the dialogue wasn't laced with quips and fart jokes and cock jokes.
>>71070250
>details
Anyways I liked the initial cavalry clash a lot, finally shows that horses can be vicious cunts.
Most basedsmallcharacter this season?
>>71070138
Budget constraints
>>71070282
No they don't. Ned Stark thinking around in King's Landing while Bran was still unconscious doesn't confirm shit.
Also, Bran was only 7 in the books, but was 10 in the show.
Tyrion's "you're sounding an awful lot like Adolf there, Dany" was sorely needed.
>>71070283
So she pretty much dead next episode right?
>>71070138
Yeah, that was really odd. Maybe they went into the forest to team up with Stannis?
>>71069905
they already met
>>71070307
Whaaaaaaaaaat
>>71070321
i dont like him
>>71069903
its because they keep killing characters off in battles but women dont battle so theyre the only main characters left, and the ones that do battle dont die for some reason
>>71070321
Does the showSmalljon share anything in common with bookSmalljon besides the name?
>She ran toward her son, until something punched in the small of the back and the hard stone floor came up to slap her. “Robb!” she screamed. She saw Smalljon Umber wrestle a table off its trestles. Crossbow bolts thudded into the wood, one two three, as he flung it down on top of his king.
>The Smalljon bludgeoned Ser Raymund Frey across the face with a leg of mutton. But when he reached for his swordbelt a crossbow bolt drove him to his knees.
>By then men were pouring in the other doors as well, mailed men in shaggy fur cloaks with steel in their hands. Northmen! She took them for rescue for half a heartbeat, till one of them struck the Smalljon’s head off with two huge blows of his axe. Hope blew out like a candle in a storm.
>>71069064
what the fuck are you doing here if you think its shit, your opinion is shit.
>>71070260
>>71070305
You're right. It's happening.
>>71070126
But there would be no need for the phalanx, he killed hundreds of his soldiers for nothing.
>I had to skip the shitty dany scene
>>71070321
He did literally nothing wrong
>>71070260
Show Aeron seems to back Euron.
>>71070328
This. Though my psychology professor said men can't ejaculate unless they thrust their hips(this is why psychology isn't taken seriously as a science btw), maybe George follows the same logic.
>>71069952
It's a terrible fake leak...The Hound was supposedly going to kill Thoros a few episodes ago, which would cause Beric to die, which would have some significance about Davos killing Mel and Jon dying again. It would be yet another overly complicated plot thread given everything is mostly wrapping up and the big White Walker finale is coming.
>>71070305
WAIT
WAIT
YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING HERE
>>71070330
I think Tyrion's finally realizing how nuts this bitch is and I hope he runs off to help Jon or some shit next season.
>>71070388
But his plan worked.
And being right is more important than everone serving you dying to prove you were right
>>71070385
How did he manage to get so far away from the battlefield?
>>71069086
all the negativity, i think this episode was great, hooked from the start.
>>71070321
A shame we didn't get more of him.
>>71070136
stark line has been finished before. look up bael the bard. a wildling bard who kidnapped the stark's only daughter and got her pregnant. she fell in love with her kidnapper and bc there were no other heirs and the line was near extinction, her son with bael became the new lord stark of winterfell.
>>71070305
Fuck. Please do something like this D&D. I'm tired of all of this linear bullshit going on. Throw a wrench in the gears.
>>71069350
look at Reddit making fun of Down Syndrome
>>71070399
>skipping FUCKING DRAGONS
you're taste is worse than pleb
>>71070260
>aeron
>>71070410
but what if bran wargs into himself and fucks himself in the ass to ejaculate
>>71070399
Which one
What is Stannis doing in King's Landing?
>>71070084
im saving this pic for future.............use
>>71070343
Uar goddamn rrright.
>>71069409
To give me a boner.
>>71070242
book Smalljon was based. During one of the sieges in the Westerlands he was the first one up and over the high wall, slaying men in droves. He was taller and fiercer than his legendary father.
He was pretty based in the show, it's just a shame that they apparently saved him from his demise in the books only to shit all over him and his house. The biggest kick in the balls so far imo.
>>71069567
FUCKING RETARD COULDNT FUCKING RUN SNAKE FORMATION WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY RESURRECT HIM
>>71070408
Do they ever actually call him Aeron/uncle/brother in the show? I think I saw it mentioned in maybe a cast interview or something similar and of course book readers will infer it but if you only watch the show do they ever mention it? Seems like he could just as easily be stock priest man.
>>71070483
>Stannis
>hair
Pick one
Why were all 3 dragons the same colour?
>>71070410
Wtf is that
>>71070483
To kill the usurper Tommen
>>71070399
The dragon one was cool.
>>71070260
Pretty sure she means Aeron
>>71070084
>how do u know hes gay tho????
-some idiots str8s on this board
>>71069160
kek
>>71070523
>>71070523
NEW THREAD
>>71070523
>>71070523
NEW THREAD
>>71070523
>>71070523
NEW THREAD
>>71070523
>>71070523
NEW THREAD
>>71070523
>>71070523
NEW THREAD
>>71070514
Because race is an illusion, we as a society need to be more color blind
>>71069134
I know this is probably bait but the exact opposite has been true since around 2010 or so. It's all about white women protagonists now.
>>71069009
Who else had a good laugh when she went DRACARIS.
>>71070453
>>71070453
OH SHI
>>71069050
I thought the point was he wasn't. You remember that bit where Davos told the archers to stand down because they'd only hit their own guys, then Ramsay ordered his archers to fire? Presumably both are equally distanced from the battle, and Davos was a more seasoned commander, that shot was meant to expose Ramsay as an idiot.
Also, Jon can block arrows to the face? Best keep shooting at his face and not the rest of his body to keep him on his toes
>>71070493
He should have had him betrayed Ramsay when he started to shoot at his own men.
>>71070514
They weren't
>>71070328
>>71070410
I'd assume Maester Luwin examined Bran and he was the one who told him.
It depends on the type of damage to the spinal cord. The ejaculatory reflex is controlled by the lower part of the nerve bundle. If it's still working, he should certainly be able to. But sometimes the ability to become erect IS impaired by the damage. With paralysis, it always depends on the individual case.
It's rare but there's no way for him to deliver sperm if the ejaculatory reflex is damaged or he's unable to get an erection.
These days they can retrieve sperm surigcally when this is a problem but I doubt it would be an option at that time.
>>71070282
How the fuck would Ned know? Did he jerk off his unconscious 8 year old kid just to make sure?
>>71069189
a lot of Black Arrows
>>71070175
>i can't see shit
>out maned
>enemy has more trained soldiers and better tactics
>literally no command
>charge at them like a retard
>still win
BRAVO NOLAN
>>71070563
>Davos then proceeds to charge the archers forward into a trap allowing themselves to be surrounded by the Phalanx
Ramsay is an idiot but Davos played that battle pretty bad to he could have flanked them or have his archers move forward and unload onto Ramsays position to get him to retreat or done just about anything else.
>>71070613
That's sad.
>>71070312
Oh now you're changing it from complaining about forced feminism to jokes about males. You're equally irrational as feminists who complain about muh soggy knees after a joke where a female is the butt of the joke. Feminists and meninists who only watch the show so they can fly off to their hugboxes to cry how the show is treating their gender badly come off just silly.
Now, the show admittedly does feel like it's driving a feminismy strain in the Dany sections but you're blowing it out of proportion a little desu.
>>71069418
what is this from? and who are these babydyke bitches?
>>71070468
I'm sure bran has done that already with Hodor many times.
>>71070260
>let's murder our male relatives xD
brava
>>71070646
>kill half your own army
>use shit tactics
>don't actually use your defensive position/castle
>lose
>"hurr how did i lose guise"
>(you)
>>71069284
Man that was a laff. I only really for pissed with the whole Salsa wanting attention when planning the battle then having nothing to offer Kek.
>>71070451
>bael
>baelish
>creepy guy who kidnaps stark daughter
>she develops feelings for him/stockholm syndrome
>her child with him will eventually become lord of winterfell
IT FITS.
>>71069343
Largest one we know, Balerion, the one that melted harrenhal had a mouth so big you could ride a horse straight down it's gullet.
So little drogon is still a growing boy.
This season: feminist propaganda.
>>71069958
source?
>>71070615
Maester Luwin would've done the physical examination, most likely, including checking to see if the penis still had feeling/was in working condition.
>>71070759
>6000 against 3000
>enemy has literally no shields or armor
>actually defending this retarded shit
>(your retarded ass)
>>71070613
>I'd assume Maester Luwin examined Bran and he was the one who told him.
Well Ned wasn't saying it was confirmed even, he only vaguely thought something like "bran won't lie with a woman" which could easily mean several things.
>>71070887
on what?
>>71069411
yeah especially the crush, dont think ive ever seen that in a battle on film before, and you get the impression thats how a real rout would play out.
>>71070212
no, fagget
go back to redit
>>71069471
it was so they could get that 2 second shot to use in the trailer.
>>71070343
Why?
What has she done so Jon Snow would get rid of her?
>>71070421
None of the leaks even had Beric in them. And according to the leaks Thoros was supposed to have like one scene, leading the Bandits without Banners, and they kill Brother Ray and Hound wrecks them all. That leak was fucking waaaaay off.
>>71069487
Reminder that the Sand Snakes killed Doran just so Daenerys is surrounded by girls only.
>Targaryen Queen
>Ellaria rulling Dorne
>Margaery commanding the Reach over Loras
>Sansa telling Jon Snow what to do
>Iron Islands under Yara
It's disgusting desu.
>>71069567
Why would Jon resurrect Rickon who has a more valid claim to Winterfell ?
>>71071183
>implying any of these cunts is alive when the winter comes
>>71071183
>>Margaery commanding the Reach over Loras
Marg dies next episode in a fiery explosion
>>Sansa telling Jon Snow what to do
Jon becomes King in the North
>>71070674
I'm complaining about forced feminism everywhere and terrible fucking writing. They literally had a scene where the characters look at each other and one of them says "lel wut should we talk about?". So it's kind of a double whammy. The forced feminism is worse because of how awful the writing is. Dany, Yara, Sansa, Sneks. All just terrible.
>>71070321
>killed a dog and literally nothing else
so fucking based
>>71069999
fucking faggots gtfo
>>71070046
catering team kek
>>71069009
>that CGI
JUST
>>71069598
No Jon's hubris is what got those men, horses, and giant as well as Rickon killed. They had a battle plan that he threw away in response to Rickon's death. All of it thrown up into the air because his feelings were hurt. Ramsay was the the one who was bringing down the hammer. If it weren't for Sansa and Little Finger everyone would be dead. Fuck you.
>>71071379
(you)
>>71069784
>>arya, yara, daenerys, brienne, and lady stoneheart team up to kill king's landing
LOL. if they actually bring back LSH Brienne is fucking dead.
>>71069647
have you forgot about the others?
>>71070168
horsies
So what are the spoilers for the next episode ?
>>71070255
television, not turn off our brains, kek
>>71070463
this
>>71070220
>He brought friends
>>71070563
Ramsay was, if anything, arrogant. Hes confidence and success makes him appear as thou he's knowledgeable when he's really just an arrogant, sadistic little shit who's riding on the success of an actually good commander and ruler - Roose Bolton
>>71070655
Davos is a former smuggler. He never knew shit about how to fight a land war. All of Davos skill is based on common sense and his experience as a naval commander. Davos is not stupid, just inexperienced.
>>71070613
which link in the maester's chain is associated with jerking off young boys to see if their dicks still work?
vgjhji
>>71071489
Cersei kills the Tyrells(minus Olenna), Kevan, Pycelle, High Sparrow, Lancel, and a bunch of randoms with wildfire by blowing the Sept of Baelor up
The Mountain Elias/Oberyns Septa Unella and maybe kills more sparrows
make new thread
>>71069069
How does lineage pass from baratheons back to the targs? Wouldn't the lannisters come first?
>>71069413
>the stallion who mounts the world
TORUK MAKTO
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