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What a fucking bullshit character. No matter how well you do against him, he'll always go
>HOWEVER
And you're efforts are all for nothing.
Christ, not even Bane's release was this broken.
slytherin won six years in a row prior
dumbledore did nothing wrong
>HOWEVER
We current events up in this bitch. Protag wins.
>Snape feeds free house points to Slytherin for a whole year
>snakefuckers get salty when Dumbledore awards a handful of points to Gryffindor for literally saving the world.
>>71043119
A Dumbledore falls in love with another Dumbledore.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex leviosa with the gay wizard's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and yes, yes, well done, he is of course overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well. HOWEVER, after some investigation, he finds out that the old man he called is his alternate universe counterpart that's evil and killed his AU Harry Potter. Sort of like an evil twin.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of each other. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other and question the NATURE of FORCED MEMES.
>>71044533
ALWAYS
>>71044533
FINDS
>the present state of /tv/
>>71044533
>keit-ai posting /tv/
>baneposting on /a/
>>71043119
Yes, well done Harris, well done. HOWEVER
>>71043119
Why didn't Snape just take the stage and give a billion points to Slytherin like he always does?
>>71048408
he pulled that shit all year
