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>>71039075
Azor Jon edition
I suffer from pretty crippling anxiety in real life and my biggest fear is large groups of people. I find busy places and public transport almost impossible.
This is the first time game of thrones has nearly given me a panic attack. Even in the comfort and safety of my own bed in my home, I was shaking and sweating. I thought he was going to be trapped underneath bodies, I even thought I was going to be, the POV shots were so realistic. His violent struggle as well made it all the more horrifying. I nearly turned it off.
Genuinely one of the best bits of TV I've ever watched. Absolutely fantastic. I've calmed down now and I don't think I will rewatch it again soon, I think I would find it too difficult. But it's an absolute masterpiece.
>>71040383
R.I.P. Ramsay
HBO execs contact you with regards to a crisis. Ratings are dropping and the need more lesbian scenes, specifically with main characters.
Who do you pair up?
>>71040383
First for Mace the Ace, the one true King of Westeros and the Prince that was Promised.
>>71040383
Why is everyone talking about last night's episode? All that was known and predictable.
What's more curious is the preview of the finale.
Jons gonna bang these two.
Stark and Targaryens houses are back.
North and South are separate but united
>tfw watching entire episode waiting for just 1 scene
Finally
Fucking GOAT episode
WHY IS EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW A FUCKING WOMAN?!
>>71040383
>tfw you will never be Rhaegar
>jon has been gutted to death, literally died
>salsa thinks anything she's ever been through even compares
What the fuck is her problem?
>>71040424
reddit.
love her bros, I cant help it. I long for her all week,then get to see my love for one hour a week. While I am beyond happy she finally took back her home and killed the rapist, I feel an emptiness knowing there is only episode left this year where I can look into her deep beautiful eyes and see her precious smile and her red silky hair. What should I do for a whole year without my love? I feel lost and empty already
>>71040423
Melly with a revived Lady Crane.
>MILFbowl
>>71040383
Hey guys!!! GUYS!!!!
Redpill me please, whats the next step for Jon? He has only handful of men, you cant hold a fort with that, if knights of the Vale help him, who is defending the Vale? I dont get it how is this Pyrrhic victory helps anyone?
>>71040442
Only redditfags post "reddit", go back there.
Seriously though why is Sansa such a cunt? Did she actually want Jon and Rickon to die? Did Ramsey knock her up?
AlsoAzor Jaime
Anyone got webms of the dragon scenes from this episode?
Name a more badass fantasy character. Protip you can't.
>>71040451
post all your sansa pics bro
Preston
>>71040423
Dom Sansa x Sub Cersei
>>71040383
>idiot kid runs in a straight line
>fag commander runs after him
>his troops are taking a shit so they do not follow him
>do not arm your giant with a weapon
>get played and surrounded
>liar bitch help you appearing to be a hero
>liar bitch has successfully defeated the boltons,and waited just enough to weaken your own forces.
>liar bitch has done this with her forces barely breaking a sweat
>mother of dragon flirts with daughter of the sea
>>71040440
Jon has his revenge. Sansa hasn't, yet.
>>71040451
Get help.
Seriously, mate. Seek out professional help. Or get a girlfriend or something.
>>71040483
He's not even the most badass character on the show.
>>71040435
because muh stronk woymn and they are tailoring to SJW and normies
why do you cucks get so assblasted whenever a wymyn does literally anything in this show.
>>71040401
I've never considered myself claustrophobic but I generally do hate being packed into elevators or in crowded areas.
I know exactly what you mean. First time any form of media has actually made me short of breath and anxious enough to affect me physiologically.
And incredible scene in an otherwise utterly average show.
God damn, goosebumps
>>71040383
Battle of CGI and SloMo
>>71040423
*sigh
unzips
>>71040423
they both need to lose 5 year and 5 lbs before I'd get excited to see them scissoring tbqh.
>>71040476
In her feeble mind she can't imagine how Ice Demons are worse than Ramsay. Kind of short-sighted but whatever
Pretty rad episode except for the Yara/Dany scene. Usually I'm not even one to scream SJW conspiracy shit everywhere, but the grrl power dialogue was outright cringeworthy
>"Tell him what you did to her. TELL HIM."
What is going on? I had never seen Davos this mad
>>71040487
I made this thread about a week ago....
>>>/hr/2682037
While I have hundreds saved I hope that thread suffices for now im kind of sleepy
>Dany now has a reason to ally with the Starks
> :)
>This is a positive. As the Lannisters eat themselves from within in King's Landing, The Queens in the East, Yara and Daenerys, will arrive with a fire breathing army. Admiral Theon Greyjoy has a mutually positive relationship established with Sansa Stark and a believably famous redemption story.
>The conquest of Winterfell can be credited to his courage in helping her escape Winterfell. Once King's Landing is Dany's, a relatively social order can begin to set in just in time to fight the White Walkers.
Dany as Queen of the Fucking World, Sansa as Warden of the North, Yara as the Queen of the Iron Fleet... the supernatural final battle is probably going to make me feel emotions I've never imagined.
>I am just so gorram pleased.
>>71040423
Jon and Davos
>>71040483
Conan. Do you have any idea how many men he has slain and wenches taken?
>>71040516
because i hate women
>>71040516
Because it's always forced, at the expense and detriment of worthwhile male characters. It wouldn't matter if this was equal, but it's always a one-sided development.
>>71040497
STFU AUTIST EPISODE WAS GREAT! STOP INFESTING THIS THREAD WITH LOGIC!!! REEEEEEE
>>71040483
Jorg Ancrath.
>>71040549
Shireen
>>71040538
>5 lbs
>implying
>>71040383
Rickon went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.
>>71040423
Jon Danny Salsa threesome
>>71040516
The same reason why civ games have so many women leaders
>>71040549
Shireen. Fucking Attention Deficit Syndrome.
>>71040483
Easy
Jon isn't even the most badass character in his series.
>>71040516
I don't. I was actually shocked that Danny didn't chew out Tyrion. Even though he did nothing wrong I expected her to be legitimately mad at him because DRAMA!
Pledge your fealty.
why has this season been plagued with people traveling at warp fucking speed
>sand sneks teleport to boat to kill Trystane
>Yara and Theon sail completely around Westoros and all the way to Mereen in a few days
>Night King treks to Bran in a couple of hours
>Littlefinger gets the Eyrie's entire army to Winterfell without either Jon or Ramsay finding out
>shield fags encircle Jon's army in a half a second without his men trying to stop it
Northmen cannot into tactics at all.
???
>>71040483
Geralt of Rivia.
>>71040451
have a sansa pic
>nine episodes in
>no big stannis is alive reveal yet
>>71040423
It might be because I haven't jerked off in a while, but Dany's been looking pretty hot the last couple of episodes.
>>71040549
>wooden doll remains fully intact in a huge pyre
>>71040516
Daenaery's dragon scene was very good
Daenery's second scene was terrible. Not even the scene itself, the dialogue was just so bad. I even liked how Dany favored Yara's proposal on the grounds that Euron's future offer has a catch, but they didn't really need to hamfist grrl power all over it
BEARFU DIDN'T DIE.
Was hoping Stannis would return to kick some ass
KHALESI WITH THE DYKE SEX SCENE
CONFIRMED
HYPE
Y
P
E
So, bros, who will off the Sparrow (and Lancel, for that matter)? It's clear that a villain like him can't keep controlling King's Landing, because despite the gimmick of killing off most of the good guys, the evil guys still always lose in ASOIAF. Will Cersei ignite the Mad King's secret stash of wildfire, thus fulfilling the prophecy and fucking the entire city?
>>71040581
>>71040597
>>71040636
Yeah, the minute I posted I realized. Sorry.
>>71040628
It isn't happening anon.
Don't do this to yourself.
>>71040383
Jon's reaction in this .webm was:
"COME CATCH THIS FADE BRUH!!!"
>>71040483
Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
>>71040617
>breast breastplate
When will this meme end?
>>71040423
This is the only right answer
>>71040554
Her pussy tastes like lemon cakes.
>>71040401
I like this new plebbit meme
>>71040545
How can you not see that Yara was using Dany? Yara even wanted to continue to let her men rape up and down the islands.
If Emilia Clarke was a better actor then it would be an order of magnitude less cringy. The Yara girl just got her independence and crown and all it cost her was sweet-talking some gullible incest dragon lady and giving up rape.
>>71040401
IS THIS FUCKIN REDDIT?
THE FUCKIN CUNT THRISTY FOR ATTENTION
LINK ME THE SUBREDDIT
>>71040483
Litteraly every women in the show, Jon is just a cannon foder weak white men, who help us lure the world! NO MORE MEANINGLESS SEX SCENES FOR YOU MYSOGENISTS WE HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMYN!
>>71040676
Jon get ms to fuck them both
>>71040401
Quit posting this in every thread.
>>71040592
>>71040676
Sansa's gonna die next season
>>71040483
Kvothe.
>>71040669
my nigga
Le epic body piles.
>>71040508
Because you're obsessing about an actress in a TV show.
>>71040423
Jonsa
Cleganebowl
Melly and Thoros can now do fireballs and pyrokinetic shit
Arya becomes a lesbian using one of her faces
>>71040709
virgil mortenstein
>>71040557
Fuck the Southern Kings and Queens, there's only one King worth following:
Jon Stark - The King In The North!
>>71040497
>Look who's really running the show.
You think he would ever allow her to outsmart or plot against him?
The timing was his idea since his army of the Vale came in after all of the wildlings had been wiped out.
>>71040633
I swear to Christ she looked different this episode, she looked hotter than usual
>>71040706
Fuck yes, this
Kvothe is so legit. Eagerly awaiting the next book
>>71040643
I agree that the yara/dany scene was fucking obnoxious. Every screen cut to either woman was them being smug anout
>men amirite?
>ramsays hounds just chillin in their cages while he sleeps
>suddenly wakes ups
>then they want to eat him only after sansa talks to him
So she was warging those dogs, right? As it was said dogs are like an old shoe anyone can slip into. So they were calm and only attacked when she wanted.
I mean there's no way that was just a coincidence, right? That would be bizarre and silly if she wasn't controlling them.
>>71040401
This
I'm a 3 time over combat vet, Iraq and Afghan. I have ptsd and hate large crowds and this shit really started giving me anxiety. This is my favorite episode of the entire series
>>71040516
Yara rules iron islands
Sansa will rule north
Sneks rule Dorne
Dany will soon rule westeros
I think they are just commenting on the implausibility of women controlling nearly every single major power in a medieval setting.
>>71040628
>>71040648
Stannis got corrupted by not-Christianity, became a villain, and paid the price for his fatalistic approach to power and belief.
>>71040549
wait what? I don't remember this scene
>jaime dies
>cersi starts fuggin the mountain
>we get scenes of it
>the mountain is a fuckin zombie
>the mountain leads the lannisters and tyrells against the 'nothern army'
>he kills jon and rapes sansa so hard that she dies
>dany shows up and gets assassinated by dorne burkah bitches without 15 minutes
>the hound fights the mountain
>show ends suddenly midfight
>ad for the new 'game of thrones : the prequel' series airs
>>71040451
>had a crush on Sansa in the early seasons but completely disinterested now
>remember she was like 15 when the show started
why
>>71040483
ok now what?
>>71040743
it's the smirk
So this show is pretty much crowd pleasing, fan pandering now. The outcome of every stroryline is whatever the reddit/tumblr crowd will think is the coolest.
>>71040757
Jon Bangs sansa and Danny
Stark/Targaryens
>>71040762
Next episode preview
>>71040710
While she is no Sansa ofc, Khaleesi has been looking really fertile this season. Im pretty sure she was ovulating while shooting her scenes
>>71040516
Because it's literally just fan service. It doesn't contribute anything to the original plot (not talking about the books, but the story in general)
>>71040663
>It isn't happening anon.
FUCK OFF
STANNIS IS RED PILLED AND THE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS
>>71040741
Exactly. Now here he is - the only major threats in the North have just wiped each other out and he's the only one left standing with an army.
Littlefinger just won the game.
>>71040483
Rand al'Thor.
>>71040622
The horse or whatever Davos carved for Stannis's daughter.
He knows that Mel burned her as a sacrifice.
>>71040601
now this is a hard one, name a fantasy character more badass than Logen, pretty hard to do
First Law> ASOIAF and GoT and you all know this to be true.
>>71040762
That was on the finale preview.
nth for SIGNATURE SANSA SMIRK
>>71040401
This was typed, practically verbatim on one of the Reddit threads...
>>71040497
>expecting a scared little kid to somehow be aware and use arrow dodging techniques.
You probably could complain that Ramsay is a very good archer here instead
>not expecting Jon to attempt to save his own brother
>implying Davos and Tormund were not holding the troops back
>implying Wildings so poor they don't even have proper armour can afford to arm a giant with a proper weapon
At beast WunWun could swing a medium tree trunk around, but it would break very easily after some time
>get forced into battle, all plans out of the window, get rightfully served
>Vale has like 40000 men, even if only half came along, they had a huge advantage
Sansa has indeed blood on her hands, her foolish pride killed all those people allied with Jon
Cant wait for Tumblrinas to ship Dany and Yara
>>71040483
Medivh
>>71040423
> No Cersei mercilessly finger banging Taena Merryweather into oblivion scene
Fucking criminal.
>>71040801
the fuck is first law? lmao no one heard of that shit nigga
reminder that the best time has passed
:(
prime
>>71040784
Same with Sansa during her scenes earlier with Jon
>HURR I WAS RAPED LISTEN TO ME PITY ME THE WHOLE EPISODE IS ABOUT ME THOUSANDS DIED BECAUSE OF ME ME ME ME
Fucking shit character, just kill her. Also Ramsay being eaten by his dogs is so retarded, just reeks of some retard thinking it would be poetic and clever.
>that stampede scene
fucking wow
REMINDER THAT THE RED WOMAN FUSED JON AND STANNIS TO REVIVE THEM BOTH IN ONE BODY
>>71040781
STARK'D
>>71040766
>ad for the new 'game of thrones : the prequel' series airs
I'd watch it. You could get a good season or two out of all the Robert's Rebellion shit.
Is Westeros the Syria of this planet or something? It seems like nobody can unite this shit hole.
>clad him in chain mail so arrows can't harm him
>craft him a 30 feet long chain mace and have him spin around constantly
would've been ez
>>71040794
CIA will be killed by Sansa or Little Robin. Evil man can't win nowaday.
i miss him already
>>71040483
Arthas Menethil.
>>71040794
I would really like that to be true, but I have a bad feeling that D&D will have Sansa kill him off next episode.
If that happens I'll probably give up on watching.
/r/ing bald Arya
>>71040794
Well the White Walkers might be a problem.
Winter is coming.
>>71040794
This.
>King In The North
>>71040739
THE KING IN THE NORTH!
I'm confused, did they show like time elapse during the battle? How does it go from, charging horses, Jon fighting guys 1 by 1 with barely any dead bodies around to like 4 or 5 good piles of 200+ per pile stacked on top of eachother?
>>71040624
i want to kiss her
>>71040836
Would have been nice if jon had just spent a good 5-10 minutes smashing his skull with his fists.
>>71040483
Druss the Legend
I don't even mind Dany winning, I like her because dude dragons burning people lmao. But I find salsa, the bad pussy, and seadyke feminshit intellectually offensive as a white male.
>>71040857
>little robin throws jon down the moonhole
>sansa gets mad
>little robin throws sansa down the moonhole
>cia gets mad
>little robin throws cia down the moonhole
>he becomes the new ramsy
soon
>>71040401
>>71040754
This episode successfully induced an adrenaline response in me as well. Very enjoyable.
>>71040852
Yeah, fuck is he just had a damn tree trunk he could have fucked up that retarded spear circle. Also why weren't any of the main characters wearing helmets? Fucking Ramsey is a lord paramount and he goes into battle in just a jerkin!
>>71040888
DELETE THIS
>>71040483
>Name a more badass fantasy character.
>>71040829
The superior dark fantasy series.
>>71040483
>he didn't even bite off Ramsay's face
what a cuck
So we all agree this episode was shit and that anybody who likes that battle has a very juvenile shit taste right?
>>71040850
it shouldn't be united.
So who commands the North now? LF since he has the army?
>>71040754
no you are a cringy faggot, end yourself
>>71040425
I didn't predict it would be that bad.
There's only one real King worth following, the one of Night.
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN STANNIS'S VICTORY
>>71040483
The Nameless One.
>>71040888
what do you think sansa's maidenhead smelt like?
>>71040618
because if they did show them traveling you would whine that the show's full of fillers
>>71040483
Mhysa
>>71040897
God damn, I haven't read those books in years.
>>71040780
m8, the end of a A Storm of Swords pt.2 already jumped the shark with Tyrion's killing spree that beheaded bad guy HQ in one fell swoop.
>>71040932
>it shouldn't be united.
>they all speak English
>it shouldn't be united guies!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
>>71040934
Sansa, with Littlefinger, Jon and Davos advising her, although Jon is going to be more focused on the White Walkers while Littlefinger and Sansa are probably going to go to war with the Lannisters over the Riverlands
>>71040483
Arthas.
>>71040929
I might would've cared for the battle if it didn't start by Jon acting like a retarded asshole and made me not give a shit about the outcome.
Where the fuck was house goodmen?
>>71040934
yes. thats what i assumed would happen.
for a minute or so i thought maybe sansa was in on it and wanted to make jons army get shredded so her and littlefinger would have the true control, but i doubt it
>>71040934
It will be whoever the northern houses get behind. Which is Jon.
>>71040929
Battle looked cool.
The 'sprinting across 1000m gap between armies' meme was kinda stupid though. How you gonna fight after running full speed like that towards the enemy?
>>71040934
Yes.
Until it turns out the Manderlys and the rest of the North amount to like 10,000 men and have Ser 20 Goodmen's older brother among them, Ser 100 Goodmen,
>>71040934
Based on leaks and previews etc, My guess is that Sansa agrees to Littlefinger's demands under the expectation that she becomes Queen, but then she has Jon named King instead
le student outmaneuvers le master
>>71040929
yep total garbage
>showfags will leave soon
>>71040936
You first
>>71040922
Literally any that isn't some CGI, braindead piece of generic shit fantasy writing, /v/edditor manchild.
>>71040934
It should be Littlefinger, but this cuck show will make Sansa in charge.
Why didn't Ramsay just tore his shirt off and got all stabby?
>>71040888
>british men are attractive
>british women are ugly slags like this
what a fucking weird gene pool
INSIGNIFCANT
WHINING
CUNTS
BTFO
ONCE
AGAIN!!!!
>>71040706
>Learns from cool sword school.
>Gets out on the road.
>Finds a group of his traveling performing kin.
>Enjoys the company, but finds something off.
>Finds out that they are actually bandits that killed the troupe and stole their cart, masquerading as performers.
>Find's that they kidnapped two girls and have been raping them for a few days.
>Poisons their food to make them groggy and sets out to butcher every single one of the fake performers.
Yeah Kvothe is pretty fucking badass,
>>71040423
>Ratings are dropping
this isn't true no matter how hard you bookfags try to force this
Alright lads
>Pinpoint the episode this show turned into retarded fanfic
>>71040623
> a cuck
fuking lol
>>71040852
Did chain mail stop arrows?
I thought it was to prevent cutting and slicing against bladed weapons.
>>71040939
agreed desu
>>71040936
>cringy
DUDE CRINGE AUTISM TOP KEK M8
>>71040435
Because War killed all the great men.
>>71040483
Drizzt Do'Urden.
>>71040922
>>Name a more generic fantasy character.
>>71041016
roll back to your cave faggot
>>71040992
waaaa, but muh combatvet shit, kys
>>71040934
Sansa
Where was Edmure when the battle happened? I thought he was supposed to help?
>>71040811
nice bait bro heres the attention u wanted xD
>>71041035
Jon Snow
>>71041021
the episode where you didn't hang yourself, animeposting shitter
>>71040929
>>71040978
>>71040991
so EDGY
so DIFFERENT
fuck off whining cunt
>>71040989
What demands?
>>71041021
501
Darth Sansa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On-DoJq7GPw
>>71040580
Real quick, just want to tell you that you have literally the worst taste in fantasy.
Try reading a series where the MC isn't some self insert edge 14 year old that can magically beat anyone in a fight.
>>71041005
Because the show is garbage and he has to be portrayed as weak for le feminist wankery power trip.
>>71040549
Are you an idiot? Davos wants the witch to tell Jon how she ordered Stannis to burn his daughter alive
>>71040939
FROM THE ICY TUNDRA
>>71040984
By not being an out of shape neet like you
>>71041037
>highest ratings in HBO history
>one of the highest ratings with seasons 5 and 6 in all time cable TV history
> yfw Yara, Dany, Sansa, Lyanna, and the Sand Snakes become besties and rule Westeros through GRRL power
The signs have always been there anons. L comes before M. GRRM = GRRL
>>71041032
back to /b/
>>71041012
Just a regular weekend in the life and travels of Conan.
>>71040924
How is it superior?
>>71041005
Jon had home field advantage, he knows Winterfell better than Ramsay ever could.
That alone makes Jon a god in his own home.
>>71040483
Rance.
>>71041007
cool story bro
>>71040411
I will miss himabout as much as I miss seeing Arya get beaten with a stick every 5 minutes
ALL MEN MUST DIE.
>>71040743
Yeah she did.
We need a sex scene between her and Yara Greyjoy.
>post yfw she finally killed the rapist
>>71041064
b butt muh fag show
>anhero
>>71041030
Depends on range, quality, etc.
>>71040860
Great cast, excellent actor. He spiced up the show good. No we have all the boring cunts.
Will they even introduce a new villain? With two seasons left, I don't think they will. My guess is they'll slowly turn someone good/neutral we know into a villain.
>>71040939
Amen to that fellow skeleton
>>71041104
but this is proof
>>71041021
Kinda hard desu
Somewhere between s4 and s5
>>71041012
Kvothe is a poorly written self insert who goes from a non-violent softy to a brutal murderer in about 5 seconds.
>>71040913
even without a weapon, why would he bend over and punch them? he could have easily kicked them around and stomped on them. why risk getting stabbed in the chest/head by lowering yourself to punch them?
>5 years ago she was a 10/10
What the fuck happened?
>it's an 'episode isn't complete dogshit' episode
bend the knee
>>71040451
>If she had have just told Jon she could go to Littlefinger for help, 6000+ men might not have died
>>71041051
I was surprised it was CIA not Edmure that came
>>71040741
How much longer until sansa tells the truth about lysa's death and wipes the smug grin off his face?
>>71040817
Wun Wun could of just used a push a wagon to mow the shits
>>71041078
>Are you an idiot?
Well, yes, but I can read a thread, so I got that going for me.
>>71040661
>>71041021
When Brienne beat the Hound
>>71041112
What was that talk about wanting to kill anyone who thinks a women cannot rule?
KEK I cannot believe the show runners incorporated this line
>>71040934
Probably LF by proxy. At least until daenerys crosses the narrow sea with her new literal girlfriend Asha Greyjoy.
>>71041069
I like the intention, but it needs something slower and more menacing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7c-n4k3XrU
>>71041129
Euron.
>>71041021
Season 4 / season 5
>>71040924
>muh Bloody-nine action sequences
You just read some shitty script for a video game. It's not that good.
>>71040383
Ramsay's death was complete bullshit
>tied to chair in kennel
>surrounded by starved dogs
>all doors to other dog kennels wide open
>starved dogs only show interest in meat when Sansa shows
>mfw
>>71041129
but anon, salsa and CIA are the villains
or they'll introduce LSH in ep 10 and she'll fuck up the Freys or some shit
>>71041083
why are you projecting anon?
>>71041152
women age like milk
theyll kill her off next season since shes getting too fat and ugly to sell the show anymore
>>71041152
feminisim and cake
>>71041159
Every wildling,mormont,mazin and hornwood can die , all that amtters is that her smile is protected
>>71040939
A reminder that the Night's King is bound to lose because he's just a faggot Andal deep down, and not Old Valyrian masterrace.
>>71040932
t. Mern IX.
>>71041042
Waaaa but muh anonymous faggot
>>71041185
she's already breaking my immersion. she looks legit obese
>>71041016
> What are jokes
Retard tripfags.
>>71040500
Sansa kill geoffrey, Sansa killed Ramsey. Who should she kill next until her revenge is complete.
>>71041021
Sneks.
>>71041158
Why isn't Jon wearing a helmet? Seriously the lack of armor on the commandeers in this battle was bothering this whole episode. They are all just wearing what they wore the day before.
>flayed man sigil on the shields
That's pretty fucken terrifying when combined with being encircled.
>>71041152
>5 years ago
>May 2015
fuck off Bran
>>71041158
to someone who just abandons his army he's supposed to command and getting most of them killed to commit suicide?
Reminder that Kit has banged every one of his female co-stars and that Sophie still has the hots for him
Fucking chad
>>71041065
In the episode 10 preview she asks what he wants and he says "you know what I want". Sansa had promised him a reward in her letter (people on leddit analyzed it). Now he's going to demand something from her, probably marriage.
>>71041180
You mean the thing that happens less than 4 times for a total of less than 20 pages?
It's cool, just ignore literally every other character and focus on the boring side of one of them.
I bet you read Sanderson.
>>71041199
She's uglier than Arya
>>71040741
>>71040741
>little finger is thinking with just his dick
>he is thinking with his penis
>implying this will not be his downfall
>his hubris and his penis will be his downfall
>>71040451
I didn't really like Sansa that much initially but she's really grown on me. She's been through so much shit that she's become a bit of a badass the way her mother was.
>>71041128
Didn't the cross bow pretty much make knights useless?
>>71041201
just kys, embarrassing faggot
>>71040557
only problem is euron tb.h
>>71041207
CIA
Really wish Jon had some fucking lines in the battle. He should have called out the Umber fucking shits on being traitors to Stark.
>>71041203
shes literally just a fat midget now
>>71040483
Vlad Dracul.
>>71041119
SHE'S PERFECTION <3 :^)
So Sansa is gonna give up that ass for Littlefinger right?
>>71041083
bro agincourt was lost because retards ran too far and got tired before they started fighting. thats like medieval battles 101
>>71040425
Littlefinger showing up wasn't predictable.
>>71041176
Yeah, that would have fit better. The only reason why I picked the Imperial March is because it's more iconic.
So... What was the Sansa-LF scene in the beginning of the season all about if he brought her his army anyway?
>fuck off Petyr I don't want your army
>lol wait I really do
>*gets army*
>>71041219
>5' 8" chad
How do I become him
>>71041229
Yes.
https://youtu.be/B93k4uhpf7g
this is a great video
>>71041242
ofc not, she's a strong womyn now
>>71041092
back to twitter
Why was Littlejon Umber such a faggot, tho? I thought the Umbers were supposed to be bros, but the last one was like a musclebound knockoff Ramsey.
>>71041248
It was if you aren't retarded.
>>71041225
>"You know what I want from you"
Forget what he said in the episode 10 preview but I think it was something like this.
CIA gonna get himself killed due to being too horny ;_;
>>71041242
>h-hey guys it's me the jonsa autist! look i'm on the petyr x sansa bandwagon now! i'm one of you guys
>>71041199
But she's dumb.
>>71041226
She just got thousands of people killed, including her legitimate full brother, because she wouldn't say anything to Jon about the army that was already on its way.
So yeah she is quite a bit like her mother.
>>71041223
DELETE THIS
>>71041242
"you know what I want, chaosh and that tight red pushy"
>>71041264
(you)
>>71041229
No. Longbows were better at breaching armor though exactly how effective is still up for debate. Regardless Knights were still a force on battlefields for hundreds of years after both of these became common.
>>71041140
Um no?
Like before this his friends remark how he tends to just do what he believes must be done.It's just up to this point it was either embarrassing assholes or doing daring acts of heroism. Besides he killed like 14 soldiers with "voodoo" before frying the rest with lighting.
>>71040423
Smirkfu and fake Salsa with the nice tits.
>>71041219
'I loved working for you'
What? They never even shared a scene before that. Who does she think he is?
Is she truly retarded?
>>71041164
She won't, cause she lied too.
You'd hope that she'd tell Jon all the shit he's done as a way of showing that she trusts him, but she won't, she'll either kill LF herself or Jon will find him getting handsy with Sansa and kill LF to protect her and Royce will just go along with it.
>>71041248
They've been dropping hints at it since fucking episode 4
>>71041212
It got a kek out of me
Did normies expect CIA to save the day or what.
>>71040934
>So who commands the North now?
Sansa
it feels like there aren't actual characters anymore
just villanous pigs who D&D fatten up for slaughter like a rape/revenge flick
>>71040618
>Yara and Theon sail completely around Westoros and all the way to Mereen in a few days
the scene with them and dany was after the fight against the slavers, it could have been weeks after it ended.
>Littlefinger gets the Eyrie's entire army to Winterfell without either Jon or Ramsay finding out
this is kind of dumb but ramsay is also dumb and completely smug in his superiority that he rules the north and spies/scouts seem to be less common among the northerners
>shield fags encircle Jon's army in a half a second without his men trying to stop it
I agree it's pretty easy to get outside before they close the circle.
i wanted jon to keep punching ramsay
>>71041239
>Season 8 preview pic.
Shouldn't Sansa be at least scolded for murdering the most valuable hostage by far?
>>71041231
But then I wouldn't be here to annoy you
>>71041299
kovthe is Gary stu, is a leddit meme, ignore these cucked fgts
>>71041303
you're the type of nigga to say "no thanks, I prefer studying at home" when a girl wants you to come over to hers after school
>mfw the show died when they killed mah nigga ned
just start the prequel series already 2bh this one is shit
>>71041239
>Where are my dragons?
>Oh that's right, I ate them.
>>71041299
He pretty much instantly switches into remorless killer mode.
Just admit it, Wise Mans Fear was trash.
From the terrible Denna bullshit to the forest chapters lasting forever, to the hilarious sex fairly to the anime sex ninjas, ending on a literal non-climax.
>>71041242
No. My Lady is PURE
>>71041281
She's royalty, of course she can rightly demand that people die for her. All the more so if they're Wildlings who are already dead inside from their reckage of their army and warchief.
>>71041242
Ruining my immersion, she fucking bigger than him.
>>71041229
Cavalry was still king. It was cannons that made castles useless. And gunpowder and gasoline that finally made cavalry useless.
>>71041332
who would ramsay be a hostage to?
the lannisters don't care about him.
>>71041332
Valuable to who? His dead father, or the Crown, who he betrayed by marrying Sansa in the first place.
>>71041332
Valuable to what or whom?
What does Ramsay offer when he's the last of his line?
>>71040483
I can keep this up forever, mate
>>71041345
Project much? Good luck explaining how you got that idea out of the comment.
Pretty amusing how many non-leakfags come out of the woodwork after the show.
You can spot them easily because they think Sansa is going to be Queen
>>71041341
hahahahah holy shit your life must suck
srsly end it
>>71041320
>it feels like there aren't actual characters anymore
Feels bad man
>>71041322
>still bitching about timeframes
they literally said all the storylines don't progress at the same speed, otherwise they'd have to show 100 episodes of ironborns sailing
>>71041098
Well it's finished for one thing and there is no good or evil. It's all grey.
>>71041180
It literally only happens 4 times in the trilogy.
>>71041349
Joffrey was the last meaningful death and point at which everything fell apart.
Reminder that there will be NO Littlefinger, Jon, Ghost scene in Godswood. It's Sansa who is meeting him. This is BS. Where the fuck is Ghost anyway?
why Wun Wun why
>>71041372
20 good men?
>>71040706
>LITERALLY mary sue, instantly good at everything, good-looking, always right, author's political views, wish fulfillment, and bullshit asspull at everything: the character
are you guys fucking retarded? I had to stop reading when he fucking white-knighted that chick and had the perfect way to instantly zing the ''bully" character and make him flair with rage.It was as like reading a girl's junior high diary.
>>71041376
Because you can't pick up hints, dumbass. She fucked Kit on the side.
>>71041332
Valuable to whom? The Boltons are extinct, the Umbers are extinct, and the last Karstark is a paedo, so they're also going extinct. Besides, CIA wanted Ramsey dead for obvious reasons.
>No CGI of Ghost during the battle
>Probably died offscreen
>CGI budget spent on Dany ariel shots
SAY THAT TO MY FACE D&D, ILL CUT YOU
>>71041332
I am no expert butI think hostages are only worth something if someone wants them back?
>>71040483
Barristan Selmy
>>71041317
Everyone did
>>71041371
>>71041372
>>71041370
>>71041415
He's still the lord of a major Northern house. Surely he still has some people loyal to him.
>>71041398
Just because what they showed in the preview only had Sansa and LF, doesn't mean that there won't be a part with Jon and/or Ghost too
>>71041396
mah nigga ned was the only actor that had that was worth a shit though
once he died it was all just 2bit d list scum flailing around and they had to start whoring our danys fat ass every other scene just to try to compensate for it
>>71041406
Those 20 good men didn't jack shit in the battle of bastards. I want 20 greater men.
Reminder that Truede said Ramsay would die in episode 10. Right? Can that also mean Jon isn't declared King and instead they have Sansa declared Queen because if so, then gun me down right now.
>>71041367
It was State Troops who made knights useless. Landsknecht Leben, lustig Leben!
>>71041405
The sad thing is he probably doesn't even understand exactly what he was fighting for.
>It's a Littlefinger now owns the Starks episode
>A monster has taken our home and our brother. We have to go back to Winterfell and save them both
>lol Rickon's dead no matter what anyway
>lol fuck Rickon's corpse, where's Ramsay?
What did they mean by this?
>>71040866
>Arthas
>anything but a cuck retard
Tell that to the population of Stratholme's snapped necks.
>>71041416
>giving a shit about the wolves
autism
you're probably a furfaggot arent you
>>71041332
Stronk wimmin can get away with murder if they were really really angry.
this is JUST shit, when will blue pills leave?
>>71041367
Machine guns ruined cavalry.
>>71041222
Sorry, are you referring to that forgettable book series that basically has no ending, filled with bad jokes and le gritty '''''realistic''''' characters, generic enemies, ends one of its MCs path 3 spin-offs later (and in a shitty form)?
No wonder Abercrombie is writing children's fantasy these days. Adult nerds demand better world building.
>Sanderson
Please, go read some literature not written for manchildren. Or Glen Cook if you're bound on being a pleb for life.
why was the BATV rip so ugly this time around? shit quality galore
BRAVO
http://imgur.com/a/GuGBo
>moderately competent female
>of course lesbian!
If only the show wasn't written by hack frauds...
>>71041453
>I am strong now, fuck you littlefinger
>save me littlefinger, you are my only hope
>>71040683
This, Yara doesn’t give a shit about girl power crap, she just wants to rule and she will sweet talk Dany for it and just say yes to her if it will allow her to get her support.
Also Yara is basically a man in the body of a woman, the way she acts and conducts herself and treats her crew, probably even more so than Brienne who is really just a woman taking a man's role.
>>71041433
lol no
>>71041359
Your lady's a bitch.
I used to ship Jonsa, not anymore, she doesn't deserve a dude who's willing to fight for her, protect her and die for her like Jon, she might as well get fucked by Littlefinger or marry Sweetrobin and fuck LF on the side
>>71041380
Nah my lifes pretty awesome
But you should eat a dick
>>71041229
>>71041256
No, it was used by Richard I in the 12th century already and that didn't make knights obsolete. But it gave impetus to knights for increasing the body armor.
>>71041356
Yeah the ending is really meh, but that's how the first book kinda ended as well. Plus he did feel bad for butchering all of them for about 3 seconds before looking at the raped into a catatonic state girl.
What Denna part was bullshit though?
>>71040483
Roland Deschain
>>71041481
>JON WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME ABOUT THE BATTLE
>Jon I don't know anything about battle, why are you asking me?
>>71041371
>>71041372
>>71041415
>>71041421
It literally doesn't matter. Unless Jon gave a direct command to execute Ramsay, killing his is insubordination if not outright treason. Even Freys keep their hostages alive.
>>71041462
brad you've been fagging up this place for ages, when will these faggots leave? How does it normally happen after ep9?
>>71041453
"If I let your dogs attack you will you die?"
FOR FUCK SAKE I JUST WANT A (you) PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE JUST ANYONE GIVE ME A FUCKING (you) IM SICK OF TRYING
>>71040655
Sparrow=Rhaegar.
Mark me.
>>71041332
How the fuck is he valuable? He married Sansa, knowing full well that the Lannisters would retaliate. The full might of the North just got BTFO by a Vale army that was sparred the heavy losses inflicted on other houses during the War of the Five Kings. House Bolton dies with him.
He had no worth to anyone aside from the revenge value.
20 good men? I could win the game of thrones with ONE good man.
The next time they do one of those stupid pre-battle meet and greets, have someone pull a Bronn, throw a knife into someones eye. There, you've just saved the lives of 100s/1000s of men.
Course then no one would want to meet with you so you gotta make it count.
Reminder that all males in this show are now either dead, cucked or fanfic gary stus
>>71041516
(tou)
>>71041248
>Sansa sends off a raven imploring Little Benis for help
>What is Chekhovs Gun
>>71041484
This. If you want to hang out with the guys, and be respected by them, you gotta be able to slap women on the ass too. How many men you thing she comes across that she can have full respect for? It's probably easier for her to just get her rocks off with women, all them se meets probably have an agenda.
>>71041516
Here you go senpai
>>71041332
Half of the important people in Westeros since consider Ramsay a worthless bastard, most of the houses that supported him were rekt in the bastardbowl and he has no relatives
Ramsay is completely worthless as an hostage, I guess Jon kept him alive for some sort of public execution like Ned did, so not much harm done
>>71041259
they always use more practical effects than I expect them to
>>71041452
Littlefinger is pretty much a good guy compared to all the rest of the rulers left in Westeros. Him and Jaime are the last good men standing between psychos like Olenna, the Sparrow and Cersei taking over the realms. Daily reminder that Littlefinger just pawned out Sansa for a bit and meant to get her back as his wife all along. He dindu nuffin.
>>71041473
>basically has no ending
Much like ASOIAF, right?
>Bad jokes
Just because dry humor is beyond the average Sanderson fan, doesn't mean other people can't enjoy it.
You should read something more your speed, like Scott Lynch. I'm sure that writing won't be too subtle for you.
>>71041490
k bruh Kanye no1 yaaaa!!
>that's how u fgts talk right?
>>71041478
>implying dary, lil bitch, dary's housewoman, arya, red witch, and bald guy arent competent
>That entire scene between Yara and Dany
>>71041527
>commanders are irreplaceable
>>71041535
the only alpha male left on the show is based high sparrow
>>71041250
She sent him a letter buddy. They literally showed her sending a raven
>>71041433
Literally the only reason 90% of the houses loyal to him were loyal was out of fear of Ramsay and the Bolton army... that fear is baseless now.
>>71041514
i usually don't post on sunday nights because of their faggotry (or because half the time i'm banned lel) so i dunno. mondays can be pretty bad too so i'm hoping tuesday is when things start getting back to normal.
>>71041516
Why don't you post shit like Stannis is the one true heir so people will think you're a shitposting retard and reply to you.
>>71041473
go back to /lit/ where you pretend to read books but you actually don't and you just end up collecting them
>>71041516
You have my (you), (you) beautiful shitposter.
>>71041519
Then who got turned to flatbread at the Trident?
>>71041580
>>71041580
NEW THREAD
>>71041580
>>71041580
NEW THREAD
>>71041580
>>71041580
NEW THREAD
>>71041552
Littlefinger has killed or had killed a number of people, but at least he's not a psycho like so many other characters, he is just immoral and power hungry.
>>71041566
>replacing main characters
nigga pls be retarded elsewhere
can we agree that Jon had some ridiculous plot (arrow) armor today?
>>71041535
>davos
>daario (will be cucked tho)
>jaime
>mace the ace
>sam
>wildling
>>71040483
>>71040509
>>71040563
>>71040580
>>71040601
>>71040623
>>71040669
>>71040690
>>71040706
>>71040770
>>71040797
>>71040820
>>71040866
>>71040897
>>71040904
>>71040922
>>71040927
>>71040947
>>71040956
>>71040975
>>71040986
>>71041034
>>71041102
>>71041147
>>71041240
>>71041374
>>71041425
>>71041500
Jonautist BTFO
>>71041497
>What Denna part was bullshit though?
All of it, really.
>I'm a strong woman who fucks people to survive
>except for the ash lord (who by the way is obviously the guy Kvothe plays Not!-Go with in the palace) who gets to beat her senseless
>Oh, I can fuck all these dudes, but Kvothe is a terrible person for playing the field after I refused to take a hint about 1000 times.
She's just a terrible character.
Especially that end scene at the river.
Holy shit Rothfuss.
>>71041507
Sansa is not sworn to Jon. Remember Cat did worse shit by freeing Jaime and got away with it.
>>71041507
the freys and lannisters had to force two of the kingdoms into submission so they needed to keep people like edmure and some of the northern lords alive. Ramsay has two houses fighting for him so its not like it matters.
>>71041582
cheers man thx,
I hate u btw
>>71041565
It was hot. I hope we get Yara fucking Dany's tits off next episode.
>>71041507
>goalpost moving
Jon was keeping Ramsay to kill him eventually hence why he locked him up with his hungry dogs. It's not like Sansa killed him directly, she just spoke to him and then dogs ate him alive. Kind of a convenient timing, but that's D&D for you
>>71041555
Why so butthurt? Did you not use lube?
>>71040948
what the fuck
>>71041453
Yes anon, in the middle of a heated battle, and Jon and his force are dying at an alarming rate, Sansa's course of action should be have the Vale men recover Rickon's corpse. That makes sense
>>71041507
Treason in regards to what?
Jon stopped punching Ramsay to death to allow Sansa to kill him. He told her where Ramsay was so she could exact her revenge.
He's not a hostage, they just finished killing off the Bolton forces and the Houses allied with the Boltons, he's of no value to anyone
>>71041453
This. Rickon was essentially a pile of trash in this episode. Sansa didn't really seem to give a fuck about him dying.
Also, Rickon dying was pretty dumb. It just felt like the show was saying "yeah, fuck this character, it'd be a pain to have him around in more scenes."
He may as well have been just some random innocent hostage, and not a goddamn Stark.
>>71041565
Best part of the episode.
I hate lesbian porn, but light and implied stuff makes me diamonds.
>>71041489
Beautiful ladies like her deserve to have multiple men fighting for her favor.She can have beta white knight Jon Snow fighting all her battles and then reward LF however she likes. Its basically Beta Bux Alpha fux, Westerosi Edition
>>71041567
Too bad he is gonna die soon.
I enjoyed his trolling shenanigans.
>>71041614
Yeah but who cares it was fun to watch
>>71041199
SIGNATURE
SANSA
SMIRK
>>71041259
Really impressed by how much control they have over the horses.
>>71041544
She takes her dudes to a whore house and she gets them whores and probably pays for them too.
I can honestly see why she has men loyal to her, they probably don't even see her as they see other women, hell they probably respect her more than Theon.
>>71041698
I'm referring to how the night before she says that Rickon's a dead man walking anyway since Rickon is the last trueborn son and Jon's a bastard and she's a girl so as long as Rickon's alive Ramsay's claim will always be disputed.
When she actually sees rickon's dead body, she barely gives a shit and just angrily asks where Ramsay is, but it's very clear she killed Ramsay for the rape and his treatment of her than anything in regards to what he did to their family or Rickon
>>71041631
But did she actually ever fuck any of the men, I just figured that she strung them along.
>>71041707
Uh no.
She'll be married off to LF or Robin and have her body used up how they see fit or they'll pull out Vale support
>>71041453
>when jon screams NO! as he stabs that soldier multiple times
fucking hell
>>71041799
It's pretty clear that she did when she was telling the other girl that you have to do anything.
Oh shit, I forgot about how Rothfuss accidentally wrote progression into the relationship and had to pull super anime MISUNDERSTANDINGS about a fucking song.
>>71040423
Fuck lesbian scenes. Missandei and 3 Wildlings
>>71040383
Why in the fuck does Sansa not tell Jon about the Knights of the Vale?
>let's not attack until we have a larger force
>when will we have a larger force? we already asked everybody
>.........................................
>>71041553
I've read them all so that I could pass proper judgement. That's how I know for sure your taste in literature is shit.
>dry humor
I bet you also like that shitty Prince of Nothing series.
You just need to understand that dark, gritty and slightly less known does not equal a good read.
>>71041587
Here's your (you). I'd even wager you'd defend this kind of edgy crap in /lit/. Also,
>collecting them
Yeah, like I would pay actual money for genre literature.
/tv/ sure is hilarious.
>>71041557
All lesbian, you faggot.
>>71040383
GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS GAME OF KEKS
>>71041883
>That's how I know for sure your taste in literature is shit.
He says, while literally reading the fantasy equivalent of an 8 dollar steak.
Also, Black Company is poorly paced dime store jank. Even something like Malazan is more palatable.
>>71041878
She wanted Jon to lose more of his troops so she has the number advantage when it comes to taking over the North and pressing a claim.
She now has an army on her side exclusively paid for with her pussy, and Jon's down to like 200 Wildlings. She listened to LF too much
>>71041858
I always figured that Kvothe's knowledge of Lanre being so fringe that Denna figured that he was taking a shit on something he knew would be a hit.
>>71041535
Based Pycelle is still alive
>>71041996
I don't even think Jon even gives a shit about being King of the North. He just wants to kill some white walkers
So, a lot of people died just because some chick said nothing? Amazing.
>>71041119
>Theon Greyjoy has no involvement of killing Ramsay.
>tfw this bitch is allowed to kill him despite being the least effective person in the entire season and only in the last minute did she realize that 'm-muh emotions' wasn't a good enough reason to turn down the request of the knights of the Vale. Their delay to the battlefield also meant more of John Snow's wildlings and troops were cut down.
>Modern uber feminists have bitched and moaned so much that people think the raping of Sansa was the biggest and baddest thing Ramsay did despite that she lived and had her entire body intact while entire hordes of people including old women and children were flayed to death or fed to dogs alive.
I hate this show, I hate the normies who worship it, and I hate Dumb and Dumber.
>>71042039
He doesn't, but Sansa's listening to LF too much and thinks that Jon must have ulterior motives and be planning to fuck her over or will fuck her over if he wants something.
>>71042142
Well at least Jon got Davos and Tormund.
>>71041662
here's another (you)
>>71041974
>while literally reading the fantasy equivalent of an 8 dollar steak.
>implying someone with a gourmet palate shouldn't at least know how an $8 steak tastes like
>implying all I read is genre fiction
>implying I don't read them so I can know which c/lit/s are retards
>implying I don't read these just for shits and giggles, basically to amuse myself with how shitty the taste of this manchildren 'cultured' generation has become
>ASOIAF has an ending
>Glen Cook is good
Sorry, why do you imply stuff out of nowhere? You seem to have liked shitty series like The First Law: I'm recommending stuff of a similar standing.
>>71040423
Bran and myself
>>71042237
He's about to get the rest of the North cause Sansa just fucked a lot of them over and didn't tell them about the Southern army of hers
>>71042287
wew brah.
I can't handle this level of "never gets laid".
Looks like you win
>>71042287
>c/lit/s are retards
Most of /lit/ are leftists and dead. Not hard to spot them.
>>71040739
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>>71040706
>Fucking DEMON organisation who tear through anything
>I'll deal with them in just one book.
No surprise is taking forever.
>>71041625
>davos
Has no hand and is old man
>Jaime
No hand and has to resort to fucking his sister
>Sam
A fat ass that is a literal cuck taking care of another man's child
>wildling
Just generic background characters for killing fodder
