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/got/ BTFO edition
1st for dany
I know you guys like to shit on the show, deservedly, but let's take a moment to admit that tracking scene with Jon amongst all the crashing horses was incredible. Omaha Beach in Saving Private Ryan-tier.
Jaime declares his allegiance to the North by slaughtering Frey's in the Gold Wedding.
>>71037271
REMINDER
>Jaime will declare for Jon, the last surviving male descendant of TWO houses he let down (Targ and Stark)
>this will set him up for confrontation with Tyrion, who is in the service of Dany
Screencap this.
>10/10
Episode 7-boo on suicide watch
RATE EPISODE 9
I give it a 9/10
Man I'm happy ginger-beard dude didn't die
Nth for the Magical Disappearing Karstark
I've never felt passion like I just did. Never. What an incredible experience.
Writing was wonderful, even though we all expected the Vale saviors. The shooting has been the best so far for sure. The acting. Iwan really did an incredible job.
And let's talk about that fucking Arrow v. Shield and then the fucking beating at the end.
I'm going to miss Iwan's amazing acting quite a bit, but not Ramsay, and dare I say I still miss Joffrey, the show seems to be missing something without his "kiss my ass" additude. Two despicable and disgusting characters, killed off for the better ;(
I never really hated Ramsay as much as Joffrey. I think the difference was that Ramsey used cruelty as a tool to gain power while Joffrey already had power and used cruelty just to be a dick. Ramsey certain enjoyed cruelty but it was a weapon he made his own.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10532461/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10532461/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10532461/
Tell it to me straight. How was it, lads?
>>71037312
This is clearly fake, it says Tyrion notices Greyjoy ships in the harbor but that already happened.
>>71037340
10/10
>>71037344
He dies next episode from his wounds
how many boltons did JON LOCKE killed jesus christ
yo they killed my nigga wunwun
I can't believe how bad the dany scenes are.
>>71037271
Taking requests.
>>71037340
6/10
>>71037319
I really liked the large-scale shots of Jon swimming in all the bodies.
really felt like they were trimming as much as they could to fit this into an ep though, like suddenly everyone's clean and winterfell is taken?
Nth for Sansa and LF deserve each other
i thought jon's sword was about to light up during that scene, would've beenOAT
http://i.imgur.com/DIBqLhI.gifv
>>71037369
You're not being serious, a-are you?
>>71037349
At least that Umber fucking shit got killed. Next is Glover.
>>71037401
Brienne is going to kill him
>>71037376
kino af
the knights of the vale going wedge formation into Bolton units
>>71037375
Clarke's acting has been getting worse.
Well the Boltons, Kastarks, and Umbers are done and gone! The Starks reclaimed the North 3 Seasons later. So what's next for the show?
>A depressed Jon gets cucked around by Salsa
>Both get vengeance on the Freys for the Red Wedding once they grasp a good control of the North
>Arya eventually arrives with Gendry and Gendry is pushed into being the new Baratheon that sits on the Iron Throne(since neither Jon or Salsa give a shit)
>Jaime intervenes and saves the Freys
>Suddenly the long awaited Starks vs Lannisters battle finally occurs
>Dany eventually arrives with the Greyjoys and Dorne as the stronk women trio of autism
>They come with Dragons and 1000 ships that they acquired from killing Euron after he triggered them
>Suddenly a 3-way war occurs
>White Walkers appears and wipes out everyone
>Bran comes swooping down on a giant three-eyed crow with boy wonder Samwell Tarly on dangling from it's tail feathers holding his father's sword ready to slice the Night King's head off.
>>71037376
Ramsay shooting a STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL arrow through a target 2 miles away from him
>>71037340
10, but the Yara/Dany scenes really triggered me desu
>>71037369
fuck off, ya Cunty redditor, where's your source for this bullshit?
>>71037362
The best television my wife's son and I have ever watched. He was hooked. Afterwards we met up with my wife and her lover and they both agreed it was the best episode of anything they'd ever watched.
>>71037340
4/10
was pretty but terribly written and for a pivotal episode that's unforgivable
>71037293
Mostly because it's DandD
>>71037396
>>71037382
>>71037365
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>>71037331
>>71037271
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>>71037340
10/10 the episode was complete as far as rising action and climax
>we want you to help us murder an uncle or two who dont think a woman is fit to rule
>reasonable *wink*
>our fathers were all evil men
>but we, are not men
>>71037376
Sansa overlooking the battle with that smug look on her face, not including the part where she sees Jon running after Ramsay and almost looks like she gives a shit about him
>>71037406
My favorite moment of the episode
>>71037312
awww, gonna miss Tormund
>>71037319
that scene was goat nigga
>>71037372
He was too expensive to live, I'm sorry. They couldn't even afford to rig up a shitty weapon for him.
>>71037376
That was a great shot
most of the battle was messy CGI shit unfortunately
>>71037271
This episode was fucking immaculate. Fuck everyone who claims otherwise.
>>71037376
Oh come on. There's like ten guys in that shot.
>>71037451
i-implying
First for Varys even though he wasn't in the episode and his plot for next week is so obvious
>>71037435
umaru posters should be banned on site desu
>>71037325
>>71037328
No we will get up a Jon vs Jaime fight next season.
>>71037271
Wait what? What did Davos lose?
>>71037456
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOOOOOOOOOOOARD
>>71037340
if it didnt have Dany scenes 9/10
with Dany its a 7/10
>>71037451
Nigga, you fuck off. Despite the girl power scenes the battle was pure kino, saving private ryan level
>>71037429
These are bad predictions and you are trying too hard
>>71037406
This was a pretty good scene desu. Kind of isolated the doubts that we had about Jon winning.
>>71037328
Jaime in the north would also setup for a possible Jaime and Bran reunion
one hundred million dollars couldnt help rickon zig zag
>>71037363
Also has some truth: we were spoiled about Tommen and the window earlier.
>CIA saves the day
Why was I surprised by this? Also why didn't Jon ask him for help before?
>>71037451
>heh, nothing can make me impressed as I am a fedora lord who sneers on "modern television"
>>71037435
>he doesn't skip all Dany scenes
9/10
lost a point because of the fedora-tipping with Dany and Yara.
hurr hurr both of our kings were men and bad hurr hurr
hurr hurr we both want to be queens hurr hurr
just fuck off already
who writes this shit dialogue anyways?
oh wait...
>>71037505
How would he know?
>>70999999
>>71000000
>>71037137
>D&D should have watched Braveheat once of twice.
They certainly did. Where do you think they got their "shoot arrows on both sides!" idea to make Ramsay look even more evil?
But (unsurprisingly) they fucked it up, like always.
Longshanks does it in Braveheart because one side is the enemy and one side is an unwilling ally. It's not a "win-win" situation, but it's... "win-don't care".
But Ramsay's men are HIS men. They are loyal. The Umbers/Karstark didn't have to declare for him, but they went to him willingly, even gave him Rickon, which is basically a death sentence.
Ramsay killed his ally and his enemy. That's fucking stupid.
>>71037419
No, Brienne won't get there in time.
Sansa will fug Littlefinger, marry him and keep fucking him to keep the Vale on their side and eventually fall in love with him either out of Stockholm shit or like Ned and Cat did.
>>71037363
It's Euron nigga
>it's a dany/jon episode
>>71037429
>mfw gendry is STILL rowing and won't come back until the fucking epilogue where he becomes the new king out of fucking nowhere that everyone accepts immediately for no reason whatsoever
Are there going to be sandsneks next episode what's happening in dorne right now?
>>71037495
>saving private ryan
dude
you're literally that fucking redditor witht he 6000 points comment
>>71037482
I hope he doesn't get BTFO by whatever cunty plot Cercei has for King's Landing. That would actually break my heart
Is Jon based again? Will he go full King?
>>71037451
>anybody who likes this show is reddit
Drogon fucking up Slaver fucking fucking shits was the best part of the episode 2bhwy family-kun
>yfw they didn't give Wun Wun a weapon or armor to just start wrecking the Bolton ranks
When I saw the pan of Jon's army reach Wun Wun, who was just standing their like a retard, I lost all hope.
He'll pick up a big burning log to fight off hordes of mindless skeletons and zombies, but a pitched battle against a disciplined, numerically superior army? Send him in with nothing, man. Maybe he'll find a single tower shield a tenth his size to start batting people with.
>>71037271
>If you surrender we get to kill your dragons
>Oh shit she has dragons wtf
I hate this show
>>71037376
>this scene
>think this is going to be great
>10 minutes in we have a corpse hills and the boltons forming a half circle 3 man deep
were did it go wrong ?
>>71037429
Arya's dead. The waif graduated from faceless men school and she's off to kill some Starks.
>>71037429
I genuinely wonder what Sam's story is going to be now. He doesn't have many episodes left. How can he get entwined with the maesters, and still have his plot work it's way back into the big picture?
What are the chances Lady stoneheart is in the finale?
>>71037340
Probably 8 overall. Some of the things, mostly with Jon charging, were incredibly stupid.
Mereen overall wasn't as big of a waste of time as I thought it would be, but Emilia's stupid "I'm acting expression" took off an entire point from my score.
That said, the director gets a 10/10 from me. The battle, even if the actions seemed nonsensical, was shot very well.
females :^(
>>71037568
hopefully none
>>71037548
basically
showfag redditor
>>71037312
Fake.
What was the masters plan? I mean, sailing all your ships to attack someone that has dragons, surely you have some kind of plan for dealIING WITH THOSE FUCKING DRAGONS RIGFHT YOU ARENT FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU FUCK AAGFA FA
FUCK THIS PEICE OF SHIT SHOW AND FUCK EVERYTHING
>>71037555
last time they saw the dragons they were as big as a dog
>>71037578
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71037551
Literally got chills during that scene. Best Mereen we've had all season
>>71037543
Ellaria Sand will probably take over the Dornish master plot and the big reveal of the season is going to be Young Griff. He'll marry one of the sneks. This is where Varys is going so that's why we'll see it
Screencap this shit
>>71037340
7.5
>>71037429
Starks and the North don't have enough men.
Fucking Boltons, Karstarks (who were supposed to make up half of Robb's army) and Umbers, 3 of the 4 biggest Houses in the North together only made up 6000. Just the Lannister army with Jaime was 8000 and that's not even all of them
>>71037546
He will go full warrior
God I hate this fucking show.
>>71037578
>muh 62 men
>ebin :DDDD
>>71037578
She means who runs imaginary land
>>71037592
Why the fuck are you here then? If you don't enjoy the show, why fucking watch it, let alone spend time on the internet talking about it.
>>71037545
He's were ever Olenna ends up. It's likely Dorne.
Don't forget Varys and Shae end up in a scene some how. It seems obvious it's in a dream, bit some normtards think they missed a scene or Varys will return to Meereen.
Tormund spin off when?
>>71037376
God, they were trying so hard to get their own iconic LoTR charge moment.
So many scenes were just "please notice how cool this looks" bullshit that actively hurt the immersion.
is nobody gonna mention the GOAT music in the ep? when jon is facing the incoming cavalry, jesus that was epic
>>71037376
If you're making webms, can you make a looping one of Ramsey's face getting caved in by Jon, so that it looks like it goes on forever?
Only really needs to be a second or two.
>>71037362
8/10 for the battle of winterfell because I liked how it showed cavalry fucking shit up
3/10 for all the dialogue and every other scene.
So 6/10 weighted. If you disagree you're probably from that site with the stupid alien faggot avatar.
>>71037578
>3000 men died
>>71037551
It looked expensive! All those ships must have taken months to render.
WAIT JON IT'S JUST A PRANK
>>71037578
Lyanna
Dany
Yara
Sansa
>>71037376
Can you do some of the Dragon scenes from this episode
>>71037552
He could have legit just started swinging around an enemy soldier and had a better weapon that what he got. Being Wun Wun is suffering.
>>71037551
I've been waiting forever for the dragons to wreck shit like that.
>>71037552
And where do you expect them to find a weapon or a armor for a fucking giant? They conjure it out of their asses like a MMORPG? Nigga it would take months to make those, and they would need a really good blacksmith and tons of steel.
>>71037552
>breaks the bolton's retarded shieldwall in 1 swing
>then decides to just do the same measly swing at some spears right before him for the rest of the battle
>this is the first thing that comes up when you google Tormund
Don't you love talking up GoT with your friends bros?
I don't know about you guys, but I was bored the entire time.
>>71037630
Based
>>71037642
(gone dog)
>>71037486
That wouldn't be much of a fight.
>>71037618
against who? for what?
>>71037626
because there are only 15 episodes left
it started sucking hardcore last season
why would i drop it with only a handful of episodes left?
WHY DIDN'T THAT FUCKING IDIOT RICKON ZIGZAG AND MAYBE HIDE BEHIND ONE OF THOSE FLAMING CORPSES
>tfw shitposting here is one of the main reasons I haven't killed myself
>one week left
>>71037546
He will bend the knee to Daenarys Stormborn, irohgtufl wueen of the andals and the first men
>>71037443
Can you get Tyrone to give a rating on Dabid's latest masterpiece? *farts*
>>71037630
I literally thought when he pulled his sword out, it would be be lightbringer
literally hopped off my couch like an autist going
>AWWWWWWWW SHIEEET
>>71037271
>3 FUCKING SHOWERS OF ARROWS
>NO OF THEM HIT JON
Either bullshit plot armor or he is the luckiest fucker in westeros.
>>71037630
>cuts it right before the best part
God damn I want to hold Yaras hand so bad. That ass shot was great
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, how can I love and hate something so much at the same time? I GOT FUCKING DISGUSTED BY ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS, ALL OF THEM. WOMEN CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THINGS, NOT EVEN IN FICITION. For real, I'm not a misogynist, but this shit triggered me. I love all the battle scenes, but Sansa's actions and Dany's scenes really made my sad.
>>71037271
This is one episode I actually don't want to see a Preston video on,because I actually liked it.
>>71037642
big fan of the part where jon was punching him to death haha
>>71037627
Is Varys going to get killed in Dorne, /got/?
>>71037575
I agree with the director part, he's great and doing episode 10 too!
>>71037657
Just throw fucking rocks at the enemy from a distance then.
>>71037639
Anyone who rated this episode more than a 6 is a fucking Redditor.
Truth.
>>71037542
>Gendry gets super buff
>Lives in the boat, eating various fish, constantly rowing
>Never realized he was circling a fucking island the whole time because that onion knight asshole told him to keep the shoreline to his left
>Aria runs into him on the way back
>"It's that way, let's go"
>Arrive in Kings Landing
>Gendry wins the iron throne in an arm wrestling match
>>71037702
this, they have to fucking do it once
>>71037704
He has the divine blessing
>>71037376
My webm is higher quality
>>71037687
Because you don't enjoy it? A lot of people have dropped the show, no point watching something if you fucking hate it.
Do you think Robin will put his falcon into Sansa's Moon Door?
This show is getting too feminist for me lads.
This episode was based as fuck
Even the Mereen scene were decent
>dragons roasting the fleet
>slavers BTFO
I know you hate women but Asha and Dany allying makes sense because they are both in similar situations.
>muh feminism
Shove it up your ass mate. If you want boobs, you're going to have to deal with plot lines featuring women.
>>71037657
I hear they've got these really great improvised weapons all over the place, just growing out of the ground.
>>71037704
Yeah I was expected him to pick up a shield or something, not really a big deal, didn't expect him to get hit.
>>71037661
Jesus, what relationship? Normie fans are fucking delusional.
>>71037328
Danny and John+CIA+Stannis+ The Brotherhood+ Arya super assasins+ Bran and the tree people+Greyjoys+ Dorne
are all going to team up and give the tyrels and Lannisters an ass rape
>>71037595
They probably thought two things.
1. Dany couldn't control the dragon, sure it flew her away, but she couldn't control it right if she was also gone so long
2. That the other two dragons were still chained and locked up under the pyramid and also not controllable.
>>71037429
I don't get how the Starks held morals of honor when the houses that served under them were all fucking assholes.
>tfw mysoginist and watching this show
>>71037689
You'll find something else to keep you from facing yourself, cuck.
>More quick cut eyesore editing
>Everything is blue so people know it's the north
>Tormund is a complete idiot because it's supposed to be funny or something
>Ramsey was the only character that behaved rationally
>Tells us there's at least 8,000 men and only shows ~1,000
>All the bodies stacking up in one spot because plot
>Wun Wun didn't even have a weapon
>Magic lucky stupid Jon
>"Let's just stand here politely while they encircle us"
>Random burning flayed bodies because spooky
>Random burning flayed bodies just disappear
>Rhaegal and Viserion just happen to know when Dany is making her move
>Muh gurl power because we can't upset the feminists
>Dany wants to burn them all but no reaving for you, you cheeky Ironborn
>You just KNOW Dany is going to team up with the sneks now
>Wooden toy survives the pyre
>Awful CGI
>Dragons burn one ship and then the masters surrender
>SotH just randomly killing civvies in front of Mereen's main gate
>No snow
>No Ghost but I guess they need to save CGI money for Dragons and Emilia Clarke's tits
>Ramsey shoots the already dying Wun Wun instead of Jon or Tormund
>Surprise cavalry saves the day because D&D don't know how else to finish a battle
>Salsa is a hero because agenda
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>>71037746
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND FUCK OFF THEN?!
>>71037344
And he had a sweet boss fight
>>71037711
>women can never understand things, not even in fiction
tbqhwyf i didn't mind the, in your face girl power moment, but holy shit you're actually right lel
>>71037340
9/10, fite me fgts
>>71037657
a log would suffice
didn't they have shit like that when they attacked the wall ? i can't remember
>>71037702
Thought this was going to happen as well, especially after we saw Dany wreck the Slavemasters with fire. Just once I'd like to see some magic like this.
I wish Daenerys would just fucking die.
>>71037595
They had every reason to believe she had no control over them.
anyone else super upset that jon was an emotional retard? he decided to charge in 1 v 6000 because muh brother is dead
>>71037376
>those "I AM JUST SO HAPPY TO BE ON THE GAME OF THRONES XD" extras
ffs at least try to LOOK like you're in a war
>>71037657
A log would be a nice start, you fucking retard. You know like the one he used in Hardhome? Literally get some wildlings to chop down a tree.
Jesus Christ.
>>71037776
Was that a bone dagger he pulled? It was pretty boss
is it that hard to dodge a single bowman that is like over 150 feet away?
>>71037749
>Asha
I think you mean Yara :~)
i skipped every scene that had dany in it
couldn't fucking stand her
>>71037747
holy fugg yes
based anon
>>71037752
SCRATCH THAT IM STILL WATCHING THE SHOW AND ITS WAS 5 FUCKING SHOWERS OF ARROWS
Completely unbelievable aside from the fact that all the bodies piling up could be used as cover to avoid the last 1.
>>71037657
He could've walked around with a fucking tree in his hands and it would've been better.
>>71037767
Remember when we got to see women being raped in full detail every week? What happened?
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/pfnz.mp4
didn't jon give lightbringer back to the new lord commander ?
why the fuck does he have it with him ?
Isn't nimeria still alive somewhere?
>>71037735
Can you make a high quality webm from a scene in previous episodes?
Like say webm related, or the scene Sansa reunites with Jon?
they should have waited for next epd before the vale knights came to save them
but i guess next epd is reserved for kings landing
also meeren scene was really lazy and marysue-ish.
>>71037567
Nothing will fit together well at all going forward. its a rushed mess
>>71037663
Me too. There was nothing here that hasn't been done before. There was no real story going on to the fight. It was just pure hollywood tripe.
Looking at the other battles in the series I think that the battle of blackwater was mainly good because of Cersei's scenes juxtaposed against the fighting, and you also had scenes with the hound abandoning the battle and so on. There was nothing like that here, it was all just continuous noise and chaos.
>>71037830
>stealing reddit shit unironically
holy fuck faggot
>>71037678
Not talking about a 1v1 but a Lannister Army vs Stark and Vale. I don't think it will actually happen but I do think it will be set up for one. Something will happen before they fight.
>>71037828
Blessed Saint Anita is what happened
>>71037833
Dumb cunt
>>71037808
I mean Asha Greyjoy, rightful queen of the Iron Islands.
BTFO Dabid
>>71037828
>muh strong womyn plots
nothing really wrong with it, but they are overdoing it a little bit
>>71037747
>when you realize that Littlefinger is a better military commander than Stannis
If Arya can't warg with Nymeria we've got fan confirmation that the Waif face changed into her.
>>71037819
>IM STILL WATCHING THE SHOW
I am so glad I'm not your friend, suspend your disbelief and enjoy the motherfucking episode you pussy.
>yfw its gonna end with danny, yara and sneks plotting to rule westeros
>>71037801
Yea. I liked how the shot went away from him for a moment then came back and he was still fucking lil John up. I laughed
>>71037578
>mfw the show is written and directed by men
>>71037340
Will CIA ever lose?
>tywin
>left the world worst than he found it
Fuck me mate this shit is so gayyara/danny sex scene when?
>>71037851
>they should have waited for next epd before the vale knights came to save them
Is it weird that I thought Jon's Horse was going to get hit with the arrow that killed Rickon.
>>71037743
yeah, i'm going to drop LOST because i've been following it for 15 seasons and the last few episodes sucked
>>71037866
it's not the plots it's the dialogue that's straight up cringe
One of the better battles I've seen on screen, easily the best on television that I can remember. Does this beat out most movie battles too? I can't think of an obviously GOAT one.
>>71037362
I want to give it a 10. However...
Davos and Mel's subplot felt shoehorned in. Especially near the end. After the Starks banners go up, the LAST thing I want to see is Mel's dumb face.
Sansa waiting to for the battle plans to be made before speaking up made no sense. When before, she totally butts in and asserts herself into the situation.
Grey Worm didn't clean his dagger before sheathing it.
Yara's like "That's our way of life", or whatever was cheesy. And then she agrees to the terms so quickly, she doesn't give much thought to completely altering the Ironborn's way of life.
On a side note: I wanted Dany to go into a mad cackle when she burned the first ship. Might have been a tad cheesy, but I don't know, something about the moment made me want it. I think that's my dick talking.
>>71037873
>implying D&D have had any Stark but Bran warg like ever
>>71037747
the scene where the dragons are breathing heavy fire into the ship would be lit
>>71037869
this makes me kek every time. THe thought there are pathetic losers here who consider her a 10/10 is even more hysterical
ANYONE GOT THE LITTLEFINGER FEELBRO?
Bird headed Dornish woman just kissed Marcella before Marcella got on a boat back to King's Landing.
She's poisoned isn't she?
Shit. I unpaused and her nose started bleeding.
It's like they looked at other shows being too predictably nice and decided that being predictably mean would catch everyone off guard. But it's still predictable. Sometimes the show comes off like it's being written by people who hate humanity.
>dany smiles smugly
>>71037657
Grab one of the many fucking trees. There you go, instant wooden club that would liquefy anyone it hits.
>>71037869
He's CIA what do you expect
You know, Stannis's life could have been saved if Jon had accepted his offer earlier. I mean, it's not like he didn't end up doing it anyway after he got ressurected.
>>71037429
i want this to be true
>>71037833
>lightbringer
Why would he have Stannis' sword?
If you mean Longclaw, no, he never gave it to Edd.
>>71037657
A. Send some runners back to Castle Black, ask if they can borrow the thick ass chain used on the Scythe for Wun Wun to use as a flail if the Scythe itself is too big for him.
B. A FUCKING LOG
C. THE WHOLE FUCKING TREE, HE'S A GIANT WHAT DOES HE CARE
>armor
JUST STRAP A SHITLOAD OF HUGE WOODEN BOARDS TO HIM FOR SOME PROTECTION FROM ARROWS, DO YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION
IT IS NOT INCONCEIVABLE THAT THEY COULD FASHION SOMETHING FOR A FUCKING GIANT
>normies actually believe Sansa will be queen
tfw superior leakpatrician
Does Dany warg with Drogon?
WHERE THE FUCK DID BRIENNE GO? if Little Finger had enough time to make it to the battle, why would it take her that long to come back from trying to recruit the Black Fish?
>>71037747
>all those copy/pasted groups of 5 guys
>>71037918
british people are sad and pathetic beasts.
>>71037905
So 10/10?
>>71037854
>it was all just continuous noise and chaos.
Welcome to an actual battle.
Maybe for the first time ever film as portrayed the "crush". When men are so packed together they can't fight or move and are in a panic waiting for their turn to die.
Also the effects for the colliding horses was great, a lot of film never shows horses used as a weapon, just the rider.
>>71037627
It's misdirection. Sibel was just there to give head and a funny whore
Finally got to watch this whole episode.
Dumb stuff:
>Sansa tells Ram that he said he hasn't fed his dogs in 7 days but she rode off and was pretty far away before he said this to Jon and co.
>Why wasn't WunWun fucking shit up way more than he did? He just kept waiting...
>How did that giant not alert the archers on the ramparts upon approach?
>Fucking Sansa being clever with her Rohirim when she could've just told Jon to wait (don't give me Evil Sansa bullshit, her character has been butchered, this wasn't set up well)
>Ramsey died :(
>Fucking Rickon is like 2 inches shorter than Ram. They could've at least tried to pull some perspective shit and pretend he's a little kid.
>Wasted too much budget on everything else to show a decent ground game for the Sons of the Harpy before they get trampled by the horde.
Good shit:
>The confusion was stellar. That's what a real battle is like. Fucking autists complaining about Jon being confused signals the complete lack of history knowledge the average GOT viewer (or /tv/ shitposter) has.
>The dog pile scene.
>The dog eating Ramsey's (god rest him) face off.
>Everything Davos.
>Rickon fat getting cut (even if his lack of maneuvering was kind of silly).
>Evil Sansa wasn't set up properly at all this season, but this is a direction I'm glad to see her take just to give her something to do.
>mfw I had to wait a year to finally see House Forester get revenge
>Thanks Telltale
>>71037905
>Grey Worm didn't clean his dagger before sheathing it.
This bothered me more than anything in the episode, and it's not like it was short of things to nitpick
>>71037851
>they should have waited for next epd before the vale knights came to save them
They really shouldn't have. What would be the point? Waiting would just leave a big dead zone where nothing is fucking happening.
>also meeren scene was really lazy and marysue-ish.
You mean Dany's ENTIRE FUCKING STORY SINCE SEASON 1, is lazy and marysue-ish.
>>71037595
From the pov of the masters the last thing they knew is that Dany had no control over the dragons to the point that she had two of them chained up and got carried off by the third one, which had been rampaging somewhere in the countryside for a couple of months.
You might wanna save this.
>>71037771
>Surprise cavalry saves the day because D&D don't know how else to finish a battle
fucking this
for a second there i thought they were going to surprise us and have the wildlings break the shieldwall causing a mass rout
i would have forgiven them for the corpse piles and unopposed encirclement if they actually did something surprising
also
>they don't have enough men for a siege
THEY LITERALLY HAVE LIKE 5000 KNIGHTS OF THE VALE HOLY SHIT
Jon + Red Woman chemistry is undeniable!
Who directed this episode? It was one of the best shot episodes of the series.
>>71037958
WHO IS THIS GOBLIN!?!?!?
>>71037759
>the tyrels and Lannisters an ass rape
No.
swap Tyrel and Lannisters with Dorne, Frays, Euron, Darkstar and Wight walkers
>>71037958
wow when did she become a 10/10
wew lad
>>71037898
Yet you JUST SAID that anyone who likes this show is a redditor, so if you keep complaining about the show, yet keep watching it, your words have fuck all credibility.
daily reminder that today was "reddit the episode."
>>71037578
>who runs the pretend world?
>>71037651
He's wearing a fucking tusk across his chest.
just proves it all show and no thought
when will he be back
>>71037941
yeah my bad , all this jonposting has gotten to me
still what a cunt , it's a blade that can kill ww , given to him by the previous knight commander and he just keeps it with him
Hungry hungry doggos
>>71037884
The era of the social media feminist and anyone truly giving a shit about them is just about over. These are last gasps.
is GoT becoming "gril power xddd" ironically or unironically? it's hard to tell
When's the Warhammer Total War mod coming out for this battle?
>>71037975
I will not rest until I spill all the Whitehill blood, including that hot chick that Asher used to bang.
>>71037759
Lannisters are done.
>>71038023
next season, without a doubt
Fuck this show
>Dorne
>no LSH
>no memebowl
>meme'd stannis
>Aegon likely not habbening
>gurl powr
>cucked Jon
>Braavos
>"lol oops" tier writing
>>71037981
>tells Sansa that Jon is just a cousin
>Sansa immediately fucks Jon's balls dry cause he secretly gets her wet and she wants to make up to him for screwing him over
>LF cucks himself
>yfw
>thats a big dog
>>71037958
>British people
>people
Source on this?
>>71037896
Would have been a good idea. Then even if Jon didn't take the bait, the rest of his army would try to come save him anyway.
will OUR GUY Stannis show up in ep 10?
>>71037657
Apologetic imbecile.
>>71038004
>LITERALLY IGNORING THE WHOLE COMMENT
so you're telling me, to drop the show, where's there's only a handful of episodes left
even though i'm hating only this season
even though there's only another season left
why the fuck am i arguing to a brick wall (a redditor)?
>>71037431
which is more unbelieveable?
Ramsey's kill shot or Jon untouched through a full Calvary charge.
>>71038058
he's in the promo
Why are they forcing this girl power stuff on us? It's not even funny desu familia
>>71038052
t. nigger
>>71037747
Still the best cavalry charge in the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5wIXI8ZFfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4pK5QROu1g
>>71037578
Lyanna Mememont is the only one of these women I'd consider following
>Dany
homicidal maniac and future opressive tyrant
>Yara
420yolo: lesbian viking feminist edition
>Sansa
Hillary Clinton in training
>>71037657
You're so dumb it hurts
>>71038031
it's always been about girl power, you dumb cunt
>>71037937
Every dead person on this show would be alive if someone else did something different.
>>71038075
Triggered
1st for the Mannis Returns
>>71037495
Why do you redditors keep saying Saving Private Ryan? Is that the only war film you've seen?
>>71037747
>tfw rushing you're calvary-leved general guard into ashigaru hammer and sickle style
>>71037905
>Yara's like "That's our way of life", or whatever was cheesy. And then she agrees to the terms so quickly, she doesn't give much thought to completely altering the Ironborn's way of life.
She didn't really have a choice.
>>71038023
He'll come riding over a hill to save the day with the Hound next season
1_1_11_111_11111 [SANSA IS THE BEST] 2971 points an hour ago
I just realized that Sansa is a real tactician, if cold-hearted. She did exactly what Jon's war council was planning--bait the Boltons into leaving the relative safety of Winterfell, allowing the Vale army to crush the Boltons in the field. I guess she didn't tell Jon because she thought it'd be a more believeable ruse.
It's good to know that women are the smartest tacticians and warriors on and off the shield!
Great episode!
So is KL getting BTFO by wildfire next episode? Is it confirm?
>>71038106
niggererd
>>71038049
>first scene of S07E01 will be sansa and Jon in bed
>Last scene will be Jon Stabbing Sansa as Melisandre recalls the prophecy to him.
Is everyone in this show evil now?
What would Ned Stark think of how they treated Ramsey after capturing him?
>>71038087
ugh, can drumpf shills like, not? Hillary will be the first Madam president and theres NOTHING you can do about it. It's 2016 after all
>>71037340
>>71037365
>>71037396
>>71037495
>>71037516
>>71037548
>>71037626
>>71037743
>>71037396
>>71037456
Kill yourselves. This episode was a 7 at best, and one of the worst episode 9's of the entire series. Actually it's on par with last seasons episode 9. Reddit really has made itself home here.
What they need to comfortably end this show, while making it so the actors don't need to commit to 10 eps every year:
>3 more seasons
>7 eps ea.
I'd have peace on those terms
>>71038122
If the retarded, beat you over the head foreshadowing these last few episodes wasn't enough, yes the leaks confirmed it.
>they didn't have Ghost eat Ramsay
missed opportunity/10
Also, why wasn't Ghost part of the battle?
>>71038116
*farts*
>>71037944
i wanted to see the giant start picking up corpses and hurling them at the shield wall or something
>>71037971
I would fucking love it if DnD brought in Sibel just to troll. Would they ever do something this based?
She certainly wasn't avoiding the photo cameras.
>>71038037
Yeah, she was a qt. I also loved her brother / his group of archers. I wish we had more cool 'groups' of like special ops type people like he was.
I just fucking hated the game, the fact you had to let a fucking brother die, Ramsay always wins and the house fucking dies (If not close to it). I don't understand the point.
>Dany actually accepts Yara's proposal, just because she's a woman too
End me.
>Jon and Sansa will never cousin fuck and then Jon realizes he's Azor Ahai and must plunge his blade into his lover's bosom but he has misgivings about doing that until Sansa goes max cunt on everyone and he changes his mind and slices Sansa's breast plate in two and her tits fly out while she spatters blood everywhere like the play Wednesday and Pugsley did in Addams Family Values and his sword instantly lights on fire which never goes out and 10% of the season's budget is keeping his sword aflame and 1 episode later nobody notices how he's carrying around a flaming fucking sword just like nobody gave a fuck about the giant during bastardbowl and he slays the night king and dany dies offscreen of the brown harpy squirts
>>71038124
Shouldn't you be busy learning Arabic and letting "Asians" "shag" your "mum"
>>71038109
Because they're bluepilled idiots who fell for spielbergs jewish propaganda. Remember when Band of Brothers had an episode dedicated to jews when the 101st Airborne never liberated death camps?
>>71038151
used up their CGI budget, duh
>>71038151
they used all their CGI budget on dragons
my penis is still fully erect,
wut do
>>71037282
>>71037282
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>>71037282
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>>71037282
>>71037282
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>>71037282
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>>71037282
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>>71038092
i disagree. only recently have they made it glaringly obvious what their modus operandi is with the show. the feminist undertones were merely nuance until this season, where they've decided nuance by itself won't satisfy the power-hungry SJWs that watch the show
>>71038149
I haven't seen any of the leaks mention wildfire. It's obviously coming, no doubt, but the spic leakfag didn't confirm it. Although he did say there's some stuff in ep10 that he hasn't spoiled.
>>71038087
>Sansa
>Hillary Clinton in training
>>71038108
That's Loras, you see him with his hair like that before that.
what was Rickon's purpose in the show?
>>71038175
fuck off nigger
>>71037657
Litterally if they couldn't find a tree or something, just find a dead motherfucker and let him use the first dead motherfucker to make more dead motherfuckers
>>71038146
>Everyone liked it but me
>I'm right!
>>71038168
Is that series even any good?
Why didn't Jon wear a helmoot?
>>71037858
Pretty sure Jaime will tell Cersei to fuck off after what she did to KL, flip the finger to the whole Lannister dynasty and run off to cry to Brienne and try to get some redemption ot whatever.
But he is done with his shit family with Tyrion being the probable exception.
>>71038122
>>71038149
No way it's happening next episode. Sure they want a topper for the season, but Ep9 already ran hot with it's battle. Ep10 is going to end with something biting and cold.
>>71037973
>Ramsey died
Actually good shit, not dumb shit.
>>71038207
So Jon would have an excuse to act like an idiot AGAIN and abandon a perfectly viable tactic so SanCIA could rescue him.
>>71037271
I agree i have 10 minutes left but this was a good ass episode and the battle was one of the most belivable battles they have shown thus far.
>>71037319
Aside from him not getting hit or grazed by a single arrow it was fantastic.
The helplessness,the chaos, jon getting trampled in the crowd, the way they retreated when they were about to lose was very well written and acted.
Sansa plan was also very good even though jon could have died,but he is her brother and she does know how capable of a fighter he is.
Sansa definitely got the drop on Ramsey at the right moment and especially considering Ramsey killed some of his own men with the arrow barrages.
>>71038066
>people who watch the show are redditors
>except me
>it doesn't count because i don't like it
if people love your shit, you're good. if people hate your shit, you're good. don't you know how the world works today?
>>71037548
Yes, that's actually how it is, glad you understand :)
>>71037973
>That's what a real battle is like.
corpse piles and 3 rank lines fully encircling the opponent unopposed ?
it looked great up until the infantry came into play
the men getting packed together and jon almost getting trampled was not a common occasion as most armies would have run at that point + it was filmed so badly i just alt tabbed as i didn't feel like seeing a 3 minute compilation of jumpcuts
in real life battles were mostly short clashes with one side routing quickly , most of the casualties happened during the retreat with the exception of some famous battles like cannae (which they tried to imitate but here it was actually made possible by hannibals manouvering and not "lel just walk around them et voila encirclement ")
>>71038233
Contract says they can't obscure his pretty face. He wasn't wearing much armor at all really.
So how will the FINAL BATTLE converge?
I am thinking there will be THREE major forces. There's going to be:
THE OTHERS + WHITES
DANY + DOTHRAKI + IRON FLEET + ???
ANOTHER FORCE OF SOME HOUSES IN WESTEROS
In question:
Starks + Wildlings + Knights of Vale
Lannisters
Tyrells
Euron and the Iron Islanders
Martells
Other Southern houses
I really don't think this is going to end up how everyone expects. I don't think Dany is going to come to Westeros and everyone is going to join her side in a giant fight against the Others.
I think shit is going to get fucked up, and it's completely possible that we could see some weird combination that we never expected, like Lannisters + Starks vs Dany.
Otherwise, there's not even going to be a challenge for Dany, which I doubt. I think shit's gonna get really messy. What are everyones' predictions?
>>71038261
>this is what you get from the comment
>literally not reading anything and making shit up
ok
you've revealed yourself this time, redditor
>>71038024
>given to him by the previous knight commander
It's was actually a Mormont family sword, not something passed down from Lord Commander to Lord Commander or anything. The only reason Jon got it in the first place was because Jorah was an idiot and got exiled so he had no one else to give it to.
If anything, it should be given to that 10 year old Mormont heiress, but really it seems like Jeor gave it to Jon expecting him to pass it on to whoever he chooses, otherwise he would've never switched the bear pommel out for a wolf one before gifting it.
>>71037876
>suspend your disbelief and enjoy the motherfucking episode you pussy.
STFU BITCH!
Episode is 10/10 great but there is damn near no way to avoid a single arrow in all that shit
>>71038111
>Ramsey
a shamefur dispray
>>71038074
don't talk about it or you're a misogynist
>>71037747
>the guys/horses twitching in the topright
some detail there, nice
>>71038208
I'm a white American of Irish descent, thank you very much.
Be glad my ancestors let you live.
>>71038087
Hey Yara is bro tier, she lets her guys pillage and rape and take shit and even treats them to a round of whores.
>>71037626
Do you even know what board you are on?
>>71038301
daario is done for. he will die next season.
>>71037901
Lord of The Rings, any of them. Though this one is definitely the best on TV that I've seen.
>>71038340
so you're a white nigger, even worse
>>71037747
its like im really playing total war
Who is running the stormlands?
>>71038289
i know
it was still obviously a gift meant for the next lord commander or a member of the nights watch atleast , and given that it's one of the few swords than can kill a ww he should have left it behind i donno why but i just sort of assumed he did , no idea were i got that from
>>71038344
didn't you watch the episode? she joined feminism now
>>71038287
I DO post on reddit. I've also posted on 4chan for a decade. What the fuck are you going to do about it? Call me a fedora? Tell me to leave? I'll ignore both.
I'll allow you to lick my balls. But no more.
<3 <3 <3
I'm actually hype after that episode. I still have an adrenaline rush after watching Ramsay get his face eaten off.
I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it all.
>recognize advantage in war and don't go for 1v1
>have one shot while no one is paying attention
>don't shoot john snow commander of the army
>shoot the eye of a dying giant right next to him
>go for 1v1
besides that, the episode was pretty more than meh
>>71038372
Calm down Muhammad.
>>71037312
>Compressing and rewriting oldtown
Don't you fucking do it, it's the only anti-magic faction, they have their own vision for the world, they are supposed to kill dany
>>71038146
>Reddit really has made itself home here
No shit. They really only stay for this general though. We wouldn't nearly see as much "Hur Dur why is there a nigger in my show" if Reddit commented on other threads. But then again that just means we have /pol/ to deal with
>>71038414
alright
i was right all along
>l-l-lick my balls lol!
typical redditor comment
>>71038439
Shame none of that nigger bantz was passed down
>>71038122
They keep alluding to Aerys. The series has been big on the whole "everything keeps happening again" theme
>>71037340
5/10 people giving it above 5 are literally from reddit this episode was full of bad writing and the battle itself was pretty shit apart from the cavalry charge.
>>71038452
Sorry for taking the wind from your sails, bro.
>>71037771
great job, you ruined it for me
>>71038414
what is this foul post
>>71037848
>those fat arms
pig disgusting
WHY THE FUCK DID RICKON RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE
THIS SHOW HAS JUMPED THE SHARK
>>71038542
you sure showed him
>>71037558
>DUDE WAT IS TIMEJUMP LMAO
because they only had 20 minutes for the battle you fuckwad.
>>71038087
Cersei is more Shillary 2bh.
>sociopathic
>adulterous lecherous ruler husband
>problems with bernie sanders
>armed religious extremist groups (faith militant, al-qaeda in iraq)
>>71037431
> 2 miles away from him
Damn Rickon is Kenyan level
>>71038449
I like /pol/ tbqhfam.
>>71038648
that doesn't excuse corpse piles or unopposed encirclement dabid
>>71038587
three dimensional chess
>>71037661
>>71037754
How does this "Shatter Gender Rolls?" Tormund just has a fetish for huge hulking women. Why do SJW's have to turn it into something it never was.
>>71038608
>Jumped the Stark
>>71038420
Isnt jon immortal now like the other guy who the hound killed and was revived by the lord of light?
>>71038122
Almost guaranteed based on Tyrion's foreshadowing this episode.
>>71038139
JonXSansaXMelisandre
Please, please, please I would love to see that threesome.
>>71038141
Considering he raped and abused his daughter and killed his son, I think he'd think that they went too easy on him.
>>71037555
you're a stupid fucking bandwagoning cunt
and before you say it, no I'm not mad, you as a person just need a bullet enema
have a nice day cuckfiend
>>71037934
Can someone explain this CIA meme
>>71037340
10/10
not a retard autist
>>71039117
4 U
>>71037992
You know the prophecy states that Azor Ahai quenches his sword in the blood of his lover.
That would be fantastic is Jon and Melisandre get it on then he kills her in order to defeat the Night's King
This episode was just manufactured badassery meant to counter manufactured villains.
Ramsay is a stupidly unbelievable character designed just to give the audience someone to hate. Like Joffrey, but without the smarm and smugness that made him entertaining. It's all so artificial. I felt nothing when he died. All I could picture were those two faggots D&D thinking "Oh, this is such a fist-pumpy moment, you're gonna LOVE it! Haha, yeah, get him, Jon!"
And Jon Snow is such a fucking idiot. He barely even has a personality. I just don't care about him. He sets up his own failure, only to get saved by a deus ex machina reinforcement cavalry charge AGAIN. It means nothing. There is no character. There are no stakes. I almost wanted Ramsay to win, just to see them move the plot forward in a different direction and punish Jon for his bullshit.
And Dany pulls her same old schtick. Watch her lose everything over the course of the next season due to her Jon Snow-levels of incompetence, only to get it all back via some retarded, contrived scenario involving her dragons or her magical heritage.
I want to say I'm done with this show, but I know I'll keep watching. I'm part of the problem.
>>71038285
I honestly thought the last book and the sample chapters were leading us to the Citadel being a major player behind the scenes and the ultimate end of Dany
>>71039117
>what is baneposting
>>71039117
Only if you tell the truth of how fucking new you are
>>71038414
>I DO post on reddit.
>lick my balls
> I still have an adrenaline rush
>I enjoyed it all.
solid bait
>>71037793
I wonder what you would do if you saw your family gunned down.
No I know that, you'd run the other way like a little bitch.
>>71039168
>deus ex machina reinforcement cavalry
Stansa had it planed out so its not just shoehorned deus ex bullshit you pleb.
She wrote a letter to littlefoot
>>71039434
I post on reddit too
>>71039470
>>71039368
No fuck off lurk more, you're clearly new
>>71039117
Is this your first time here
>>71039470
Lurking is the gift that keeps on giving
>>71039117
Hoho, aint this guy fresh?
>>71037981
why would the sword glow?
I'm sure i'm forgetting something obvious but in my defense i am stupid.
>>71037271
> 10/10
we did it reddit
even caolorisies scenes were great in this episode
>>71037376
Flexible Valyrian. No wait, I have that one.
>>71038542
This shit doesnt stand itself out to you as you watch the show? Do you have learning difficulties?
