Lord Bolton, I'm Vale edition
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FROM THE DUSTY MESA
azor theon
TWoW when?
Game of Salsa
I'M NUCLEAR
Yes yes, well done Ramsay, well done.
HOWEVER
45K knights to House Stark.
Yes yes, well done Ramsay, well done...
However
N I G H T K I N G C O M I N G
>>71031484
>>71031484
>>71031484
let's laugh at this guy a bit more
>tfw actually thought it was a decent episode minus the Dany parts
Someone post a webm of daenerys climbing on drogon. I cant believe this shit.
i want yara to sit on my face and step on my balls.
>dat shot of wun-wun, jon and tormund charging the castle together
:')
>>71031482
I kind of wanted Jon to die again.
>>71031535This Winter
>Please give us the Emmy. Look, a long take! You like long takes, right?
>>71031519
>Loras dying
They're just going to keep killing all the good knights and swordsmen to make Jon the bestest, aren't they?
So what would have been the harm in letting Jon know that the Knights of the Vale where going to arrive at some point, rather than letting hundreds/thousands of allies die and risking Jons life on several occasions during battle?
I don't even want Jonsa to happen anymore.
Sansa's an untrustworthy bitch who got hundreds of Jon's men killed.
Queen NO MORE
>>71031562
I like this new meme
>>71031482
Guys, I think I found an inconsistency.
In the pic related scene, Ramsay says he hasn't fed his dogs in seven days, BUT Sansa wasn't in the scene (she left on her horse)
Then how did she know that the dogs haven't been fed for seven days when she was with Ramsay in the end?
How will you react if D&D kill CIA?
That moment when Mel revives Ramsay
Why doesn't Melly Sanders just bring Wun Wun back to life
reposting from end of last thread
>>71031399
In pre-gunpowder battles, the vast majority of deaths occur when one part of the army routs. Ramsay being somewhat clever and sort of a veteran of battles would know this.
That is to say, closing entirely in on your enemy makes them fight to the death like cornered badgers. You don't want your men to be fighting thrashing, animalistic cornered men fighting for their survival, you want your men to run them down when they start to break lines.
If you surround them on 3 sides instead of all around, it gives them an opportunity to run, at which point you simply kill them with ease.
Do you think all the soldiers from bear island died?
requesting webm of rickons corpse being pelted by arrows
>>71031604
>entire frame obscured every 3 seconds
yeah long take alright
>>71031482
best edition. thanks OP.
>>71031610
Why are her eyebrows so dark if she's a redhead/blonde?
>>71031578
Really? It was pretty boring.
>>71031482
>still no black characters
ummm how can Game of thrones still be so sexist and racist after 6 seasons???
they need to take a look at jessica jones for some inspiration amirite girls
>>71031604
>normies actually think this is emmy-worthy
>>71031610
I feel you bro
What's next for Tormund and the free folk?
>>71031509
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
I miss ramsay
>>71031619
o-onichan told her baka
>>71031604
genuinely well done, rarely do you really feel the chaos of battle like that, and I don't often praise GoT's directing
>>71031604
It was a great scene and is totally deserving of an emmy, I swear retards will complain about anything to be edgy these days.
>>71031619
Someone told her :^)
DUDE SINGLE COMBAT WITH BOW AND ARROW LMAO
what a fucking disappointment.
so yara and khaleesi are definitely gonna scissor, right?
>>71031646
GET OUT LUCY
GODDAMMIT GO BACK TO /DSG/ WHERE YOU BELONG
>>71031647
Areo Hotah was killed by a stronk brown womyn who don't need no man
WHO WAS THIS?
>>71031619
She talked to Jon.
>>71031659
gang bang brienne
>>71031583
It looked so good and so realistic that I honestly thought not even this board of asshurt neckbeard losers could claim it looked anything other than fantastic. Yet again I underestimated just how mentally ill and delusional you fat permavirgins are though. Those dragons literally looked real. There was no distinguishing them from reality at all.
>>71031633
They killed more Bolton soldiers then everyone else combined.
week 10 confirmed
I know there's that whole "if he doesn't die on screen he's still alive" thing, but it would have been much better if the dogs had only shown some small but sure sign that their hunger would overcome their loyalty and then have Sansa walk off to leave him to a certain eventual death.
>>71031688
I wonder how that conversation went.
>>71031647
They made Xaro Xoan Daxos a nigger, and Salladhor Saan was a nigger.
How do people in battle know who to attack in all the chaos?
>>71031619
>hey jon can you give me some of what ramsay said earlier so i can manufacture wittier bants?
>>71031605
>Loras
>good swordsman
>good knight
He's just gay, m8.
That scene with the dogs actually had me looking away those types of dogs are so fucking frightening.
>>71031585
yeah it was some Marvel vs Capcom 2 shit for sure
>>71031619
The battle took place the next day, shouldn't she have said eight days?
This was, objetively speaking, the best episode of the season, posibly even the best of the whole series if you ask me. Fucking finally D&D, it was about time.
Fuck the contrarians, fuck them all.
>>71031659
Getting married to loli queen of bear island.
So how are they gonna balance out all the good that happened in this episode?
A kraken is gonan come out of the sea and kill the entire army Daenarys has?
>>71031659
Sansa.
>>71031607
Ramsey wouldn't have been willing to come out and attack them in the first place if he knew the Vale army was coming. By drawing Ramsey out, they were able to defeat most of his army.
>>71031645
I have red hair and my eyebrows are black
>>71031694
>open image
>read 'Tormund dies in Winterfell'
>close image
>cry
>>71031660
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES
>>71031666
>>71031664
It's good but it's nothing groundbreaking, faggots.
any leaks yet?
>>71031482
Honestly it's a huge huge improvement over the last couple episodes. The cinematography and acting was on point, problem is the writing itself was still weak. Why the fuck didn't Salsa tell Jon about the Vale knights? Why did Sansa look horrified when Jon was beating Ramsay up, then smirk when he was eaten alive? I was really hoping Jon would continue down his road of becoming Ned Stark's true son by doing a proper beheading of Ramsay, even knowing full well he didn't deserve the honor, to show they were better than the Boltons. This makes me all the more impatient for the book honestly.
>>71031619
One of the men told her?
>>71031645
It happens, somewhat rare but it happens.
>>71031687
Not stannis because he's headless.
>>71031677
what else would he have done when jon backed him into a corner
you foamers are getting out of control
>>71031607
Because he wouldve charged in with them like a dumbass
>>71031647
>implying hold the door wasn't an albino black man
>>71031482
>Sansa let Rickon die so she could surprise Ramsay with the Vale's army
>Lady Stark, you just may survive the show yet
>>71031562
>Oh fuck, I forgot about her cousin
>>71031694
Post the entire thing.
>>71031694
What are these? spoilers for ants?
>>71031628
Fuck off Sun Tzu and your bullshit advice people parrot while ignoring actual historical evidence. It was based on Cannae, which was a total envelopment where they killed the entire Roman force as it was trapped. And total envelopment continued to be the best strategy all the way to its zenith at Kiev.
>back up as fast as you can toward jon
>every time you see ramsay fire, move a bit to the side
>don't die
>?
>>71031687
My dick after fuckingyour mom
>>71031664
>>71031666
yea it totally deserves an award for a minute and a half "long" take...
the fuck? the whole battle including that scene was typical hollywood tier schlock
>>71031687
there were several of them, it doesn't matter who it was, just m-m-m-muh intimidation techniques
>>71031644
>northern soldiers, wildlings and brother almost all died
>smiles
wtf is wrong with her ?
>>71031659
What free folk?
There are like 5 of them left.
>Sansa literally saves the North from Botlon shits
>She will lose control of the North because Jon knows how to swing a sword and charge into a trap like a retard
>>71031687
azor
>>71031709
In similar battles IRL, two armies would smash into each other and generally remain as two separate parts until one of them began to retreat/rout, at which point the other army would start killing them as they routed.
>>71031664
I really enjoyed that scene as well. It was exactly clear what they were going for and they nailed it. They wanted the absolute anarchy and confusion of a swirling melee and all hell breaking loose, and captured it wonderfully. Probably my favorite scene in GOT so far as far as pure action goes.
>>71031644
Smug traitorous fucking bitch.
Officially worse than Cat
>>71031619
She is in that scene you dip
>"You're going to die tomorrow"
>>71031649
Autism intensifies.
>>71031619
Jon thought up Ramsay's death and told Sansa his thinking behind it.
Pretty obvious, retard.
>>71031624
if I get to see him and Sansa kiss one more time I'll be good.
then he can die.
I now hate Sansa more than I hate Daenerys and hated Joffrey and Ramsay. Bravo Sansa. It's a great accomplishment
>>71031695
important to sansa's character that she watched it happen
>>71031723
now THAT is a trio to rival chaosh crew
>>71031604
This was wonderfully done. Same reason as the other guys. It's just so damn chaotic. The more you watch it the more crazy shit you see.
>>71031764
Because she didn't look horrified.
>Why did thing [x] happen
Thing [x] didn't happen, you stupid neckbeard. That thing you screech about almost never happens. Kill yourself.
>bad writing
You have a bad brain.
>>71031705
>>71031711
I am pretty sure it was more along the lines of, "how do we make this fucker suffer?" "Well, he was bragging about not feeding his dogs for 7 days . . ."
>two armies running several hundred meters towards each other to start the battle
for fuck's sake, everyone would be exhausted by the time they meet halfway
why does this keep happening in tv and movies?
>>71031818
>Smug traitorous fucking bitch.
How can you be this wrong?
>>71031659
>loli's face when tormund tells her the bear fucking story
>>71031779
>several thousand knights of the vale manage to march two thousand kilometers inland to reach Winterfell completely unnoticed
impressive
>>71031694
>wounded, alive Blackfish
pleS
>>71031619
Dumb and Dumber confirmed hacks
>>71031709
There's a reason why color actually existed in medieval times and everyone didn't just dress in brown.
>>71031764
Unfortunately with Rickon dead and Bran still missing, Sansa rules Winterfell now and can do whatever the fuck she wants
So she had Ramsay eaten by his own dogs, nothing anyone can do to stop her because she's in charge
>>71031821
No, she isn't. I re-watched it. She says "sleep well," and leaves. Then, Ramsay says it. Watch it yourself before you speak out of your ass.
>>71031836
this
The battle itself was good.
Jon beating the fuck out of Ramsay was good.
Ramsay getting eaten by his own dogs was good.
I still don't know why Sansa did not tell Jon that she had the Vale's support as it would have saved a lot of lives and Jon could have perished before they showed up. To me, it's either that the earlier conversation she had with Jon about questioning his battle tactics against Ramsay, yet not knowing what to do herself, or that she wanted to give a chance for Jon to die so that she's the undisputed heir to Winterfell.
I think it's more like she had no idea what the fuck to do, but it's either bad writing or pure stupidity on her part as to why she wouldn't tell Jon that the Vale were coming to battle with them.
As for Dany, her scene tonight was pretty cool as far as Dragons destroying shit. That said, this bullshit banter back and forth with the 'strong women' is getting insane. It seems to be the recurring theme in this fucking show now. All of the men are weak and incompetent and the women are strong and determined to rule.
Just my two cents.
it could be that they made the plot armor on jon so obvious because they're gonna elavorate on that later
like maybe the red god protected him or something
>>71031482
You know what I want
>>71031788
I was thinking that during the entire scene, the game was so retarded...
Did anyone else get Saving Private Ryan vibes from the battle sequence? I thought it was really fantastic cinematography wise.
>>71031647
im black and even i know blacks in westeros would be unlikely, its like when people want blacks in anime based in japan
I don't get it, bros. They're fully aware that it's a fantasy show so why are they so afraid of having cultures that dye their hair purple and a peculiar race of valyrians having purple eyes? It's not like the show hasn't already established that generations of incest and silver hair is possible
Why are they trying so hard to pander to the lowest common denominator and make everything so realistic, while accepting an absurd premise? The 21st century vernacular is bad enough
>>71031709
In one scene jon kills a bolton then a stark
>>71031797
There's lots of old people, women, and children who didn't fight. Plus it seemed like a good number of them actually survived, relatively. There was ~2000 of them, there's probably 900 or so left
its kind of easy to tell who is from reddit just by their use of the word neckbeard
What are the leaks fr ep. 10?
>>71031645
Obviously you're not blonde or a ginger...
Hair is differently coloured depending on the body part where it grows. Your hair, pubic hair, armpit hair, and facial hair are not going to be the same colour, neither will be your eyebrows, which are usually darker.
>>71031856
m8 just because ur fat as shit and can't run 50m it doesn't mean everyone can't.
>>71031861
CIA should just skip the middle parts and just march on King's Landing and make himself King. Nobody would notice.
>>71031760
>>71031794
Embarrassing, you're bad people and you're going to die alone. No amount of screaming on the internet will ever change that. Now go spam stronk womyn over and over on your containment board you obese neckbeard failures.
>>>/pol/
>>71031753
I know, man. Why the fuck is that the only thing my eyes had time to pick up?
>>71031662
Same
>>71031861
Ramsey is not a clever man. It's easy to forget that though because this show likes you to believe that sadism and brutality is the same thing as intelligence.
>>71031859
I'm talking about her look in the post I'm responding to
>>71031837
Don't we already know that Sansa's become edgy?
Someone post the spoilers
>>71031639
This. There were multiple opportunities to cut
>>71031861
Did you not see the scene like three episodes with Baelish and Robin? This was clearly set up in advance, he didn't need Sansa to write him. Baelish is so Tsundere for Catelyn & Sansa that he planned to have an army ready for her at all times.
>>71031690
DId this come from a reddit post with 2000 points by chance
>>71031910
They ran hundreds of meters, not 50 m
>>71031901
you need to go back
>>71031709
Heraldry and uniforms, funnily enough there's nothing like that in this battle. Well, the boltons all have standard issue equipment which is really unrealistic for the time
But amidst all that brown and dark and shitty photography and lightning I can't see how anyone would tell each other apart
>>71031826
No. If you watched the Inside the episode, D&D said that Jon was going to kill Ramsay himself (by punching him to death,) but realizes that Sansa suffered more and deserves to kill him herself. In other words, there is no way he was planning to feed him to the hounds. That was Sansa's idea.
>>71031889
maybe they tried to get it in, but HBO execs nixed it to appeal to a larger audience. just be grateful that a show like this exists and is getting made and not canceled.
Was Jon killing his own men in some kind of blood rage during the initial charge?
Me and my dad both thought there were times where he just killed whoever got in his reach
How much did this fucking episode cost? 30 mil?
>>71031619
How did Ramsay get into the dog pit?
Do you think literally nobody talked to Sansa after he was left bloody on the floor? Do you think that she just stumbled in front of him before he was killed?
>"Hey, what's Ramsay doing in the stab- OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>>71031694
>jon taking northern forces to the wall
NOPE NOPE NOPE PLEASE BE FALSE.
I really enjoyed this episode. Shit actually happened and in a way I found entertaining.
One quip: Why did the Vale knights arrive at that time? Did they crest that hill literally at that moment? Or did Sansa hold them back for some retarded reason?
>>71031856
Wow you're fucking retarded and obviously fucking unfit jesus fuck
When was the last time you ran 300 meters? When you was in 8th grade? Disgusting fucking degenerate
>>71031954
>But amidst all that brown and dark and shitty photography and lightning I can't see how anyone would tell each other apart
wow it's almost like it's a battle or something
>>71031885
This is disgusting. Don't compare Sansa to the Bride, Sansa didn't get a single finger of hers dirty.
The attempts to make her seem "stronk" are so half-assed.
>>71031845
Did you completely miss when Jon looked over at Sansa and proceeded to stop beating Ramsay to death? There are some debatable points but that is a pretty big thing that happened and hinted at a completely different direction for her character.
Holy fucking shit.
So let me get this straight, Sansa basically shits on Jon because they dont have enough men to fight the boltons but in an earlier episode she told CIA to fuck off with the Vale army because muh pussy still hurts.
So now nearly all of Jons army is wiped out because of this, and when the Vake army eventually comes shes painted as a hero? Lmao? Are the writers really this retarded?
>>71031760
>>71031794
>>71031664
i didn't say it was groundbreaking, nor anything about an emmy, just thought it was genuinely well done and immersive. I agree, the rest of the battle was nothing special and jon's "getting trampled" moment was particularly poor, but that one sequence was great.
>>71031760
Not who you replied to, but they never said it was. You're fucking retarded if you think that only groundbreaking scenes win emmys.
>>71031690
the getting on the dragon part looked bad but the dragons looked alright flying around
Will Bran get to have a scene reacting to the death of his little brother since they were by FAR the two closest stark siblings and had more screen time together than any other 2?
oh wait they haven't given Bran a line of dialogue that not just clunky exposition since season 4 nevermind
>Dany rides Drogon into battle
>Grey Worm tells the masters' guards not to fight for men who would not fight for them
>Tormund and Davos talk about the folly of following a king
>Jon is the first into battle while Ramsay shouts orders from the back
>Ramsay's dogs are not loyal to him because he doesn't have their best interests at heart
T H E M A T I C
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>>71031964
still could have been jons suggestion
>>71031647
>who is Salladhor Saan
>who is Xaro Xhoan Daxos
>who is Areo Hotah
>>71031876
>no cock joke about theon
a slight improvement, 2/10 scene overall
>>71031694
but ramsay is already dead. fake and gay.
>>71031902
sansa gets fucked in the ass by resurrected wun-wun
>>71031619
they put him in with the dogs knowing they were starving. They probably told Sansa what they had done before she walked down there. You idiots try so hard to find plot holes that aren't really plot holes. Use your fucking brain you stupid shits.
Why couldn't they have made it at least a bit realistic and had Ramsay order all of his archers to fire on Richon?
>>71031604
pretty sure there are two cuts, wipes at 4 and 33 seconds
Its impressive but not exactly what you'd call a proper long shot as the majority of what you're seeing is CGI SFX. The scene is pretty well done however and captures the nature of the battle very effectively.
>>71031919
plebbit is thataway >>
>>71031902
Jon is declared king in the north, Littlefinger tells him he knows a secret, Cersei lights up the Sept, Tommen tries to see if he can fly good, and Arya serves the Freys some pies.
So Jon heads back North to slay the Nights King and die himself in the process or some schlock right?
So Jaime will definitely get rekt by Arya, right?
>>71031797
There are 3000 old folk and kids left in the Gift
>>71031892
>900
Nah, maybe 300 left
>>71031925
>implying you need to be clever to notice thousands of men with thousands of horses marching
protip, a unit of cavalry marches at about the same pace as a unit of foot soldiers, but requires a metric fuckton more food and is much harder to hide.
You better fucking have the TOWER OF JOY conclusion next week I swear to God
>>71031690
>the slightest criticism of got means you are a delusional neckbeard fat permavirgin loser
(you)
>>71031943
But Ramsay should know about a Vale army marching on Winterfell if he's the Warden of the fucking North.....
>>71031984
That's not how battles work, anon
>>71031994
he's a big guy
So, when Tommen and the High Sparrow end up dead and King's Landing is in chaos, who is there left to even oppose Dragonbitch when she shows up? Nobody's gonna fight for Cersei
>>71031956
>D&D said that Jon was going to kill Ramsay himself (by punching him to death,) but realizes that Sansa suffered more and deserves to kill him herself
Jesus I can't believe this shit
holy fuck they really did it
>>71031666
Devilish trips of truth
>>71031994
wtf if they're going to give him a cgi dick why didn't they give him a decent sized one?
He's a giant for fuck's sake
>>71031861
see this bothers me
If it were only 100 knights it would have the same effect.
The point is to make the commander retreat, circle and make infantry surrender
What's she thinking here?
>>71031902
tower of joy and baby jon
cercei burns shit
tommen an heroes
so, did CIAbring friends?
>>71031872
pay closer attention fucktard I just re-watched it too
>>71032011
ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS TELL JON
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE AND HAD NO HOPE OF SURVIVING
>>71031956
>sophie talking out her ass with the same talking point from the last 4 years
>is she braindead
>>71032023
Can't wait for Arya to outdo Sansa again.
Why do D&D treat Sansa so horribly?
>>71031690
Here's your (You)
>>71031994
CGI dick.
>>71031943
Ok, but that doesn't explain how no one in the North managed to notice the Vale knights during their trek.
>>71031964
to draw Ramsey out. He's cocky and it's his downfall thinking that he has more troops than Jon.
>>71031954
>unrealistic for the time
are you unironically comparing this with real life?
have you not seen how basically every major house has standard equipment?
>>71031690
>>71031690
+10 HBCoins have been deposited to your HBOGO account.
>Tyrion has said "HAHA YOU HAVE NO COCK" to Varys in almost every single scene they've had
>Tyrion whining about how repetitive Dwarf jokes are
>>71031796
lack of perspective
self centered, everything is placed into the context of how it affects her.
>>71032029
Realistically he should though
He's still shit without his sword hand
>>71032062
>theon in the cuck pyramid
>>71031994
BIG
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>>71031861
Being this stupid is the impressive thing here
>>71031868
>agincort
>losing a battle to mud
>>71031876
>All of the men are weak and incompetent and the women are strong and determined to rule.
>Dany seeks Tyrion's reassurance before accepting their offer
eeeeehh
>>71031659
he fights jaime for brienne
>>71032084
penis
>>71031723
Well, Jon did end with a hypercombo finish...
>>71031610
But remember, ramsay put his cock in her butt.
Victim points:
man is conscripted into war and brutally killed: 1 victim point
man is brutally maimed and tortured but left alive: 1 victim point
random female extra character is killed by BwB: 5 victim points
main female character is penetrated in the butt one time: 9001 victim points
>>71031876
I honestly think it's just 100% bad writing. Ever since D&D have surpassed GRRM's existing material, there have been a lot of instances where they've sacrificed veracity so as to create a more dramatic, more exciting narrative. Arya walking around in broad daylight despite knowing she was being hunted is another egregious example.
>>71032062
https://youtu.be/1k0YsrTBEYM?t=286
4:46
so regardless of how you personally rate Jon, he's clearly the most fit to be king and also perhaps the most badass warrior in westeros after that battle, no?
>>71032104
Good eye, friend, are you a professional continuity error spotter?
im kind of glad we will be seeing the stark flag in the next intro
when was the last time it was in stark hands? season 3?
>>71032060
>Song of Ice and Fire
anon...do I have to say it?
Apologize, /got/
>tfw the Meereen plotline concluded in exactly as boring a way as people said it would
legitimately bad storytelling honestly. I can't see how GRRM is planning to make this work.
>>71032084
>If this bastard and her stupid whore fuck this up I'm gonna tear that fucker's nuts off myself
Brianne should have been in the fight and die there.
>>71032084I want her to call me daddy
>>71032125
lol
Finally that psychopathic disgusting piece of plot armoured shit died, fucking hell.
everyone says joffrey joffrey but i've never felt more visceral hatred than the one i felt towards ramsay
piece of shit character and horribly written
>>71032108
Why shouldn't I? It's immersion
>it has dragons in it that means I can suspend disbelief xddd
fuck off, faghat
>have you not seen how basically every major house has standard equipment?
I have. What's your point? The costume design is laughable too btw
>>71031958
Yeah, I think you're right. There was shot where a couple dudes tussled behind him. They pushed off eachother. Jon killed the Bolton, turned around, and killed the other.
>Nobody bothered to design Wun Wun any weapon or armor
Seriously? Even just give him a tree trunk shaped into a club and he'd fucking destroy those battle lines.
>>71032047
>>71032105
Baelish is literally the sneakiest person on the show (except for maybe Varys), he probably knew all sorts of hidden routes to get to Winterfell. Or they could have lied to anyone they encountered. In season one, Catelyn made it all the way to the Vale by lying about her destination and no one questioned it. Why should this be different?
>>71032146
None of that is ever implied, /poljusticewarrior/. That's your own victim narrative talking.
>>71031876
I think Sansa sent for the Vale, in desperation, after telling LF to fuck off, couldn't guarantee he'd come.
>>71031694
>Sansa goes back to the Vale with LF
I'm done. I'm just fucking done.
>>71032157
Well he easily killed about 1000 men on his own so I think he's earnt that title
>>71031985
i-im sorry anon
ill excuse myself
There is no 'I' in a team. It's something Sansa doesn't realise or chooses to ignore.You fucking share intel with your allies. You don't keep things to yourself unless you have an ulterior motive.
>>71032084
>i bet his cock looks fucking disgusting the snow bastard
>>71031694
>Blackfish is LSH
Fucking seriously?
>>71031861
never undereshtimate the power of chaosh
>>71031956
because he couldn't have thought that up after they had won the battle. You do realize things can happen in between scenes, right? Not everything has to be explicitly stated. You realize that all the characters eat and piss and sleep even though it's not shown, right? Or do you sit there mouth agape trying to figure out how every tv character hasn't died yet?
i hate that ramsay died, at least he was entertaining:
- jon is always "imma do the right thing but it backfires"
- sansa is all "women rulez"
- davos is boring
- tyrion has officially become worst character with dany
- theon is just there, does nothing
- arya is lame
im gonna miss you ramsay, sweet dreams
Guys I'm about to start the new episode. Was it a good one this week? Better than last week's hopefully?
>>71031889
because sometimes what people write in books is not palatable on screen
it wouldn't add anything to the show to spend extra time painting him up and everyone would laugh at the faggot with a blue beard and yellow mustache trying to pass himself off as a ladies man
just because it's fantasy doesn't mean it has to be retarded
someone remind me, what does Sansa owe CIA now?
>>71032201
WHEN ARE BRIENNE AND JAIME GETTING MARRIED?
WHEN IS CERSEI DYING?
>>71031610
>Sansa's an untrustworthy bitch who got hundreds of Jon's men killed.
This was so fucking stupid.
Could have literally just said "I'm checking out a lead that could help you, might be nothing but don't assemble for another day".
Jon even begged her for advice so it's not like he was too stubborn to say yes.
Fucking shit script of convenience. And of course he doesn't die. Nobody important can die anymore because this retardation has to be tied together and it's being done so using the very standard tropes and plot armor GURM claimed to hate.
Top kekkles m8.
>>71032129
Not saying she's not seeking advice as she listens to her counselors, but she's the ruler. Period. It's fine and all, but she's bailed out of making bad decisions more than an American auto company.
>>71031646
Everything else this season has been boring. The dialogue and general writing has been awful. Might as well go all out pleb action. That's been the trend the last number of seasons and always ends up being the most interesting episode/
>>71032146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwpmwo7KWQ [Embed] [Embed]
>Sophie thinks Sansa's had it worse than anyone on the show
>Sophie thinks Sansa knows how to play the game
>Sophie thinks Sansa's stepped up and done the dirty work herself in getting the Vale army
Sophie confirmed retard.
This ladies and gentlemen is the bitch who wants Littlefinger King or Hand
>>71032206
Gee, maybe because moving a small party and thousands of men are different? Maybe because there's a castle that blocks passage to the North that is literally unavoidable?
>>71032206
Catelyn had a small entourage, this was an army of thousands of soldiers. Unless they were smuggled in by ships to that manderly coastal town and they had sympathisers helping them I don't buy it
Why didn't davos ordered his archers to move 120 meters and shot bolton's archers?
>>71032240
her pussy
>>71032206
>why is one woman and her household guard marching through enemy territory undetected any different than thousands of armored knights
I liked this episode alright, but as far as battles go I still like blackwater more. It felt like more because each side had characters you could root for, and the characters mattered more and got more depth. I wish we could have one battle that was not decided by a "surprise" cavalry charge
>>71032084
>too old
>>71032084
She somehow became aware of /got/ threads and their content
>>71031876
>>71032155
To clarify, the dramatic moments that these falsities have facilitated were stronk woman comes to save the day, and a close-call with the waif.
>>71032240
a new flight plan
>>71031694
>people actually believing these fake leaks when they say shit we know is wrong
Why is /got/ so stupid bros?
>>71032241
>WHEN ARE BRIENNE AND JAIME GETTING MARRIED?
When Cersei dies
>WHEN IS CERSEI DYING?
Next season
>>71032233
there were some decent seens in the battle
the shield wall advancing was a highlight
the rest was total garbage 2/10
>>71032206
Catelyn had a dozen men
Littlefinger had a few thousand Knights
Not exactly an easy thing to just sneak through the North, the Southern Northern Houses should have known a Vale army was in their territory and heading towards Winterfell
>>71032003
Maybe they'll talk about it more next episode. I didn't think the Starks were all about that tricky-manuever shit; just x's and o's. I'll have to rewatch and see if he "appears" more surprised or relieved when they crest the hill.
Reminder that salsa is damaged, used goods and that anyone who marries her now is a gigantic cuck
Why are all the women in GoT such cunts. It's like George is trolling feminists and making female characters so unlikable its fine when they die
The fight looked well filmed, and decently choreographed. However, the entire story surrounding and infusing this episode is retarded as fuck.
Why didn't Sansa tell Jon the Vale Knights were coming? Did she not know?
>>71032090
Nice try.
Am I the only one that laughted at Jon, Tormund and Wun Wun chasing after Ramsay like idiots
>>71031861
Nigger Littlefinger has been teleporting all over the map since Season 2, he probably just told his army the secret.
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>>71032124
go on, I'm listening. why is that observation stupid
>>71032244
the rebuttal point now is "jon had to lure ramsay out. he wouldn't do that if jon had vale forces"
as if ramsey knows what jon and sansa know...if he didn't know the vale was coming, they should have coordinated and avoided that disaster
>>71032125
LOL
>>71032252
I thought the episode before this one was pretty good.
>>71032265
because then bolton's archers could've shot them
what I don't understand is how the FUCK did Jon manage to DODGE (!!!!!!!!!) like 5 volleys of arrows
and why the FUCK did Rickon not run in zig-zag?
it's fucking difficult to hit someone zig-zagging with a gun, imagine a fucking BOW
>>71032256
Sophie is sexual sunshine
>>71031482
Sansa is the most retarded character ever devised by a human mind.
>heh i wont tell jon about the vale knights it can be a surprise ^_^
>he wont want to incorporate them into his strategy or anything xd
>massive, unnecessary loss of life? whats that xdd
>>71032240
a new jetpack
>Brienne accomplished nothing in the Riverlands
>Doesn't arrive in time for the battle
So her entire story arc this year was just wasting time?
>>71031535
GRRM is working on it.
>Dany ex Machina could have ended the battle the moment she arrived
>Decides to do nothing for a while while the city gets bombarded
>Doesn't even try to turn the slaves on the ships into allies and burns them alive
It's so exciting that every piece tension involved with Danaerys can be solved with "muh dragons"
>>71032293
>southern northern houses
You mean the Manderlys?The North Remembers
>>71032310
probably, you retard
>>71031666
Yes indeed. People are retarded nowadays. I was watching the show with my daughter and her boyfriend Jamal (my wife like to watch the show with her lover, we have an open relationship and we're fine about it) and we were astonished by this scene, it's totally worth an emmy.
Happy shitting and seven blessings my good sir.
>>71032231
i think that's not quite fair to Jon and Sansa, otherwise I agree
We're currently watching Jon and Sansa both go thru some serious character development; Jon is showing that his heart is in the right place but he still has to get rid of that last bit of naivete as a leader
Sansa is growing the fuck up and has shown she can be cold/cruel when properly motivated, and she can negotiate and make the big boy calls if need be
also I sincerely enjoyed Davos leading the charge towards the middle of the battle
>>71032286
>WHEN IS CERSEI DYING?
>Next season
D&D won't kill Cersei. They love her.
>>71032298
I liked Dany and Yara this episode
But Sansa was at her worst today
>hurr why wasnt Ghost
Are you guys reatrds?
If Ghost was there he would have been trample dby all the fucking horses
>>71032231
>sansa is all "women rulez"
stopped reading right there
with the several other characters literally dedicated to GIRLS ROOL sansa is not even in the top 5
you have the observational and interpretive ability of a vegetable
It's all over, little finger will take winter fell for himself!
Yo somebody help me out here.
Did we see Harald Karstark die? I saw Umber die but I don't recall Karstark doing anything.
>>71032157
Bobby B was a good warrior
But was he a good king?
>>71031794
I thought the whole point of it was to show some supernatural influence is protecting Jon because there is no way he should have survived that normally.
>>71032273
Dude wtf? Blackwater was ok but this and Hardhome are literally the two greatest episodes of TV ever behind Ozymandias. Check the IMDB ratings.
>>71032336
happy fat man
So now Peter will marry Sansa and become lord of winterfell. Jon will get pissy with Sansa but since he's a bastard he'll have no say. When he has nothing left to do he'll go back to the wall.
>Jon kissing sansa in the trailer
It's happening boys
>>71032334
Finally she's back in sync with ASoIaF Brienne.
>>71032324
>enemy commander runs out by himself
>better not tell me archers to kill him
I mean I know he's crazy but he's a psychopath not like an autistic retard
did he want to kill jon or not????
webm of ramsay getting his face torn off please?
>>71031753
We just lost Wun Wun, isn't that e-fucking-nough?
>>71032334
Not until it's revealed that stannis survived.
>>71032334
i think the point of Brienne is that she represents someone who's a big dumb
>>71031509
im actually from a dusty mesa you faggots
>both our fathers were horrible kings :^)
>as much as westeros had a queen :^)
>no marriage but i dont mind some of dat poontang :^)
>mfw
>womyn powaa
the jon and ramsay scene before the battle was fucking awful. i'm glad that was the only scene they ever have and will have together, they can't play off each other at all, probably mostly kit's fault.
the yara/theon/dany/tyrion scene was weird too. they HAD to fucking push the stronk female bullshit in that. at least tyrion and theon seem like a good acting pair, just from that one scene i can tell those two are going to be very entertaining to watch on screen. yara and dany scenes will be fucking horrid.
>>71032328
Shes a dyke.
>>71032363
he was fucking rickon's still warm corpse
>>71031991
I'd wait for the consequences before we see if she is 'painted as a hero'. She's the hero for now but these decisions have a habit of backfiring.
>>71032310
i was moved by that scene, mostly because I had a suspicion what awaited wun-wun
>>71032084
>Bolton fucking shits
>>71031619
Sansa warged into Ramsay's dogs since that's a Stark thing and realized they hadn't eaten in that long.
>>71032311
>telling them
Nah. He instructed them to close their eyes and if they dared peek, a big guy would get them.
>>71032324
>what I don't understand is how the FUCK did Jon manage to DODGE (!!!!!!!!!) like 5 volleys of arrows
Chance
>>71032305
she knew, she just can't bring herself to say that she's in league with the guy who betrayed her dad
>>71032342
The Manderlys aren't the only House down there, there were a lot of Houses who should have seen that Vale army but didn't
>>71032239
But this lousy costume design is? Those boring grimdark for no reason shots in ireland where everything is shot? Or dubrovnik with shitty cgi?
Quirkiness isn't bad
>>71032363
D&D forgot about him
>>71032342
Man what an insult. That casting call for a lord who changes allegiance, if still true, is just wasted now
Kinda glad Rickon get rekt
What a pointless character
Who is the shadow at kings landing? Lancel?
>>71032316
Where the fuck was Ghost during the whole fight? They definitely had the money for his CG in this episode
>>71032260
>>71032264
>>71032272
>>71032293
I give up. You disregard logic whenever it suits your taste, but not when you feel like being contrarian.
>Tyrion Lannister is kidnapped
>the Lannisters would pay a huge ransom for his return
>everyone just lets Catelyn take the MAIN ROAD to the Vale
>>71032393
what's the problem?
hot lesbian action is great. look at the 100.
>>71032397
You have no idea about women do you?
Thread >>71031514
>>71031514
>>71031514
>>71031627
Because she's stupid and having a crisis of faith after bringing Jon back to life, which makes total sense.
>>71032406
this
dumb luck is a major part of all battles
>>71031659
With the Boltons extinguished, Jon will give Tormund the Dreadfort. House Giantsbane incoming.
>>71032336
havent seen this before, hardest I've laughed in one of these threads
>>71032285
The leaks were mostly correct
They had to go full Hollywood, didn't they?
>>71032336
why would he ever actually waste time writing books that HBO writers are already penning for him when he could just relax at his home and blow bubbles and still get paid
just write fanfics until season 7 if you're desperate
>>71031786
Was that Hannibal's tactic?
>>71032435
isn't ghost at castle black with edd?
>"don't do what he wants you to do"
>"i don't know shit about battle but you're doing it all wrong"
>"don't lose xd"
le women advice
>>71032381
he probably wanted to savour killing him afterwards or something
why aren't there IN ANY FILM/BOOK/SERIES a character that just gets shit done as soon as he can?
>>71032324
>and why the FUCK did Rickon not run in zig-zag?
Not everyone thinks rationally in life or death situations
>>71031925
>Ramsay is not a clever man
>started as a bastard, little more than a bandit.
>used his influence well, manipulatec people and made sure no one could fight back unless he wanted then to.
>he outsmarted pretty much everyone and out-fucking-played Jon in battle.
> This nigga earned his place and deserved Winterfell more than the Starks, but the "mad dog xD" meme persists. He literally did nothing wrong.
>>71032193
>unrealistic
>for the time
What "time" are you talking about? I'm asking if you're comparing this to medieval europe or something, because in the context of the show/book, it's fucking normal that every house has an army wearing the same shit.
>>71032039
Why? It's not as though you don't know what's already going to happen.
At this point it would be more of a twist if it turned out that Jon is Ned's son after all.
>>71031991
>implying that she was talking about her pussy
>>71032439
Cat loudly tells everyone she's going to Winterfell, so no one knows to try and send men to the Vale road.
>>71032324
>because then bolton's archers could've shot them
Davos eventually sent his archers to melee so whats the fucking point
>what I don't understand is how the FUCK did Jon manage to DODGE (!!!!!!!!!) like 5 volleys of arrows
Because Jon is literally protected by god
>and why the FUCK did Rickon not run in zig-zag?
>it's fucking difficult to hit someone zig-zagging with a gun, imagine a fucking BOW
I agree, what the fuck
>>71032324
>Rickon is stupid
I think Jon dodging the arrows has something to do with God protecting him. That's the only explanation I can believe.
THREAD
>>71031514
>>71031514
>>71031514
>>71031514
Sansa could have saved the lives of thousands of men if she just told Jon to wait for the Vale army. What a selfish cunt.
>>71032231
ramsay was literally one tier below being a villain from a 60's comic, just darker.
hurr, ima do the evil things hehe xD
desu, i was never as pissed at him as i was pissed at joffrey for s2-4
>>71032465
Not these ones. It fucking says that Ramsay dies and the Greyjoys arrive in Mereen next episode. These aren't the leaks from truede that are actually correct.
>>710324
Yeah and how did he come back to life?
>>71032342
No one ever needs to pass White Harbor on the way from the Vale to Winterfell you fucking mong.
What they DO need to pass are the Twins, or Moat Cailin.
>>71031604
too many goofy deaths. thought i was watching the hobbit for a moment.
why did sansa withhold crucial information about their possible reinforcements? they couldve just waited for the knights of the vale to show up, then attacked together
>>71032471
Yes, he completed a total envelopment, and the Romans were killed where they stood.
>>71032500
Except the people along the way have eyes don't they? A dwarf riding a horse with a black bag on his head? Surely, that couldn't be Tyrion.
>>71032199
Pretty sure that other guy was an Umber or Karstark. Before Jon kills the Bolton one of them had knocked what looked to be one of Jon's men off the horse and as Jon was killing the Bolton the other guy was finishing off Jon's man I believe. Also, did I just not notice or was Lord Karstark not even at the battle?
We need more Loli queen and hype sparrow
>>71032211
Possible, forgot about that.
In the end it makes sense that he would bail them out. He owed her a lot and he knows working with Starks is a safer bet than Boltons.
>>71032316
why throw him in the chaos?
I think the plot armor doggie makes you lose the idea that "oh fuck this is turning bad"
>>71032479
Yeah I really enjoy all these fat fucks complaining about "why didn't he run in a zigzag" when these fuckers couldn't jog a zigzag 10 feet let alone run one for 200 yds
>>71031876
>I still don't know why Sansa did not tell Jon that she had the Vale's support as it would have saved a lot of lives and Jon could have perished before they showed up.
She wanted Jon to die. I'm not trolling and I am a 100% serious. The reason she didn't tell him is she wanted him dead to get him out of the way, but she also wanted to win the battle after that, so she timed everything.
She wanted both Stark brothers out of the way, and the wildlings dead too, then littlefinger saves the day and she takes over as Queen of the North.
Look at her expression when she sees Jon has survived at the end when he runs after Ramsey, that's not happiness. She wanted him dead.
I was hoping Ghost would show up at the kennels as the new leader of Ramsay's hounds. It was weird how they all came out of their cells to eat him just as Sansa finished talking with him. I'm assuming it took some time to tie him up and those "dogs were starving"
>>71031694
thormund is kill
NO NO NO NO NO
>>71032525
They were already in Moat Cailin, found it abandoned again.
Do you think the Crannogmen give a damn about saving the Boltons? Their leader was Ned Stark's best friend, remember?
>>71032542
Nobody else is on the road because the Mountain Tribes are rebelling and attacking any travelers, so everyone is taking ships to get out of the Vale. Did you watch the show? Where Cat's party is almost killed going into the Vale, and Tyrion has to win over the Tribes while leaving?
>>71031988
The directors fucking said that was because Jon realized Ramsay wasn't his to kill, he was Sansa's.
Where does Littlefinger get his teleporting stealth field?
>>71032471
absolutely not hannibals strategy
he outflanked the roman calvary, and he slowly took the center of his line back, while keep the wings strong and in position, the romans pushed the center and they basically enveloped themselves, then the horses came and completely enclosed them. after he trapped the romans, it took like 12 hours for hannibals men to kill all the romans (like 60,000 of them) trapped inside.
>>71031856
i hope your heart fucking explodes when you eat a hamburger too hard
>>71032415
if that cardboard deviantart cosplay is the best argument you've got don't bother posting anything at all nigger
there's a hard limit to the sillly willies they can put on screen and they're already pushing it without your gay 90s lewis carroll tier dipshittery
How will malcontent neckbeard ever recover?
They're going to work tirelessly through the night until the come up with a rationalization for thinking this episode is bad?
>>71032336
>He's plotting to kill Tyrion with a monster truck
>>71032157
>shit tactician (no tactics other than LEEEEROOY JEEEEENKINNNNNS)
>shit diplomat (can't convince more than like three houses to join him)
>no loyalty (deserted the Night's Watch, killed his own men in battle)
>no heirs
>saved by a woman
>power base totally dependent on snow monkeys and a foreign army
3/10 could do better.
>>71032464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lle4t4o8EDk
>>71032619
The Crannogmen don't have Moat Cailin, the Boltons do. They retook it from the Ironborn.
Seriously, do you people even watch the show?
>>71032534
I mean, how do you think battle really is?
Not everyone on either side is going to be a master swordsman. Most swing their swords with the grace of a fly swatter and I'm sure most are petrified at the thought of dying there.
It's chaos.
>>71032324
Instinct in that situation is to run as quickly as you can to safety. There would be a horrible fear of slowing down at all. Zig-zagging is also not necessarily the best option, as the distance he had to run was enormous. The longer you run, the more tired you become, the slower you move. Anything he could do would have a drawback, and it's perfectly reasonable to just run as fast as you possibly can and hope for the best.
Let us remember, Azor Jon is the hero of ASOIAF/GoT
Stannis was always just a pretender. He was a obsessed man and a fanatic, despite people trying to make excuses as to why he isn't. He burned his daughter, it's confirmed he will burn her in the books. Stannis the pretender failed to take Winterfell, he died in the woods, doesn't matter who took him out or will in the books - the pretender falls.
Azor Jon is a young man of honor and glory. He's no mary-sue, he is as flawed as anyone, his shortcomings are what makes him the very man he is. Azor Jon falls plenty, but he always gets back up.
False King and Azor Pretender Stannis never did anything but commit acts of evil, got thousands and thousands of his men killed fighting his pointless wars. He slew his brother and burned his daughter, all for nothing.
Azor Jon, long may he reign.
CIA is a genius:
1. sell sansa to ramsey knowing he would mistreat her and she would come begging back to him
2. kill off sister of mom stark to take the vale army
sansa comes to him beggin him to kill off ramsey who he sold her too using the army he stole by his murder.
the man is a genius
>>71032475
There is already a place where shit gets done bro
>Real life
Just some thoughts i wanted to get out about how to avoid another riders of rohan sequence
Winning without LF + Vale army
> It starts at the bit where Ramsay is firing arrows at rickon.
> Jon rides out, rickon runs
> After the cutting back and forth tormund says "hes not going to make it" or something
> Wun Wun runs out to help
> Rickon dies by the arrow, sad stuff, jon mad, wun wun arrives too late.
> Jon charges w/ Wun Wun
> Rain of arrows hits, jon dehorsed, wun wun fucked up falls to the ground
> sad sad sad etc, looks like wun wun is dead
> Same shit happens with the rest of the armies. Good guys end up getting trapped by Bolton shield and spear combo.
> When all looks lost instead of the Vale riding it, its wun wun who is back up and breaking through the encirclment
> chaos in the ranks as wun wun is thumping and grabbing dudes to make a path for the good guys
> Jon n Co break through and start fucking shit up, maybe some bolton and Stark loyal men start laying down their arms and fighting for Jon.
Also the Sansa not telling Jon about LF doesn't make a lick of sense so an easy way to fix that would have been:
> Sansa doesn't write the letter
> Vale arrives to everyone's surprise
I dunno maybe i should care less about how fucking dumb this show is sometimes.
>>71032231
I thought they did a good job of making people hate him. Which is good for a villain. I agree anon
sweet dreams
>>71032656
**sips tea**
>>71032709
Agreed
>>71032709
Nothing you said is confirmed in the books, stop being a fag.
so LF is meeting sansa here?
what happened to the "leak" saying he was meeting with jon?
>>71032731
real life is not a story and i can't watch it
>sir we've captured the lord you hate
>ok let's torture him until he dies i've got a few hours to kill
but NOOOOOOOOOOOO """""""""""keep him alive and we'll make him suffer............. he will totally not escape.............."
FUCK
>"You think X is going to happen"
>"But i'm not going to do x"
>"I'm going to do y"
Why is the dialog so repetitive and shitty? Why did I hear the word "slaughter" like 5 times in episode 9?
NEW THREAD
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>>71032809
NEW THREAD
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>>71032809
NEW THREAD
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>>71032435
ghost's plot armor isnt thick enough for a battle of that size. They had to keep him out
>>71032712
>sansa comes to him beggin him to kill off ramsey who he sold her too using the army he stole by his murder.
so what you're saying is... that it was all part of his master plan?
>>71032621
>Nobody else is on the road
This is implied at best. You're seriously telling me over the hundreds of miles they traveled, the only people they encountered were the tribes people just outside the Vale? No one else saw them?
You're really doing some mental gymnastics just to hate on this one scene.
>sansa telling jon he doesnt know anything about war
>sansa not telling jon about petyr's army
>sansa trying to be assertive in general
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>71032743
D&D said her not telling jon is supposed to show that CIA still has a hold on her.
>>71032241
Never. She belongs to Tormund.
>>71031610
she didn't know LF was gonna help her.
>>71032293
it was boats, they sailed to the north
>>71032901
Sansa said SHE doesn't know anything about war. She said Jon doesn't know anything about Ramsay. Fucking moron.
>>71032961
bullshit, he was practically begging to help her.
>>71032854
WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK. You change your complain from "Nobody tried to stop them in the name of Tywin Lannister" to "nobody saw them at all."
NEVER EVER post again you goal post moving fuck.
>>71032139
I hope you don't breed
>>71032854
Dude, Catelyn specifically gives false directions (announcing she's going to Winterfell) so that everyone searching for her will start in the wrong place.
>>71031876
Her not tell9ng him saved a lot of lives. Vale soldier lives,
>>71032598
I suspect it was an issue of it "looking better on paper" which has been a persistent problem this season. Very applicable to arya walking around in daylight while knowing they are out to kill her.
>>71032324
rickon has been on the run and a prisoner. He's supposed to be s fucking kid. Why would you expect a kid (even a high born one) to be savvy in that type of situation?
>>71033172
yes
>>71032191
Joffrey's death was actually pretty dramatic, significant plot wise, and meaningful. Ramsay just kind of got rekt and doesn't set up any clear progression of the plot or aftermath. Maybe next episode we'll learn what Ramsay's death really results in, but Joffrey's death was way better in every way shape and form. Ramsay as a villain wasn't anywhere near as interesting, well acted, or humanized. Jack Gleeson always took care to remind us that underneath the brutal little beast of a child, Joffrey was still just a frightened, naive kid, which made you *almost* feel slightly sorry for him when he died, reaching out to his mother.
I don't really give a fuck if the ultimate of ultimate evils dies, like Ramsay. He's not a character, he's a caricature of evil. There's nothing I can really relate to with him. Joffrey actually gave me strong, but mixed emotions in his death scene. Ramsay dying just kind of makes me sad they ended the episode with that, and not something more... Significant or interesting.
Literally riders of Rohan 2.0
>>71033007
No. You said no one saw them. My argument is that if anyone saw them, the rest of the Lannisters would have been informed. I'm not saying loyalists necessarily saw them, but someone would have long before they reached the Vale because it's hundreds of miles from the Crossroads Inn.
>>71033058
Except she was going east and not north. She can say whatever she wants, but at some point people would realize she is marching in the wrong direction.
>>71031690
>no distinguishing them from reality at all
you mean other than the whole "dragon" thing, right?
>>71033006
and then she told him to fuck off...
LF is a kinda unpredictable guy, would you trust him?
>>71031715
boxers are the fucking shit.
>>71033219
saying that triggers me
>>71032231
>Davos is boring
Not when he skull fucks meli next week
>>71031715
Really? I thought he looked really cute actually. I'm just not a fan of the clipped ears.
>>71032207
>everything I don't like is /pol/
Sorry, I fucking hate /pol/ and mostly for the same reasons that I hate you SJW types.
Is it physically painful to be as delusional as you are?
>>71032631
Heh, actually watching a documentary about Hannibal right now, they just got to where he uses this tactic against Scipio.
Can Melissandre revive Rickon like she did with Jon?
>>71032832
dude, they should make some dire wolf armor...kinda like horse armor but more wolf-like and with spikes.
>>71033914
not unless rickon's azor ahai
>>71031695
All those sound effects were so excessive. For fucks sake the sound of his tendons and flesh being ripped off his body was louder than his screams.
>>71031868
>archers in front
Is there something you've been keeping from me, /his/?
>>71031876
I want to know where tyrion et al. were walking after Le quick knife moves man did his thing. Why can't they just end a scene normally?
>>71034050
what about that other guy that was brought back after the Hound beat his ass?
I thought Brianne was supposed to be back by now. She was meant to have gone to the riverlands to get blackfish and co to help at the battle. So where the fuck is she?
>>71031482
>>71031619
Guys, I think I found an inconsistency.
In the pic related scene, Ramsay says he hasn't fed his dogs in seven days, BUT Sansa says that he hadn't fed the dogs in seven days the following NIGHT. Wouldn't that mean that he hadn't fed them in 8 days????
>>71032256
Amazing.
Legitimately, people, many people, believe that a woman getting penetrated in the ass by a penis is worse than a man being conscripted into an army and brutally murdered, or an unarmed commoner man being brutally murdered.
>>71032394
>they HAD to fucking push the stronk female bullshit in that
Let's see;
Stronk Cersei master plotter, sympathize with her so she can be queen.
Stronk Dany invulnerable superhuman can't ever lose and is always right and just, every time someone tells her different to her plan it goes to shit because they're dumb and she's perfect.
Stronk Sansa saves the day and is smart and tactically gifted unlike her FUCKING WHITE MALE brother who is a bastard and easily angered like all dumb men.
Stronk Arya supreme ninja survives anything and outfights and outwits people who have been training years when she's had months.
Stronk Yara, rightful queen is smart and strong unlike her weak idiot brother Reek, who has no cock and is merely a pawn in the game of life.
Arguably Melly could be on the list. Even if she's wrong and ugly she has stronger magic powers than anyone else we've seen.
Oh and the Sand Sneks of course who could stage a coup, kill all competition and take over a country EZ.
Perhaps more than this though is the fact that all the men in the show just get stupider and more myopic season after season. They just can't wait to find a strong woman to serve.
All men must die, but they're not men. :^) Brilliant.
>>71034181
Dondarrion?
He's been around since season 1 and will probably do something important at some point..... Rickon has never done anything of value.
>>71034478
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71034478
D&D BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
I hate Game of Thrones now.
who #TWDmissile?
>>71034181
I don't think that's how it really works. It's not about him being AA, it's about the person being "significant" and having a reason for being brought back. Basically it's just a cheap literary device for the author to do whatever the fuck they please and also have the ability to take it back at will. There's no real rules to it other than the rule that the gods (the writers) do whatever the fuck they please.
>>71034537
you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?
>>71034597
You ever been brutally murdered?
>>71034683
yes
>>71034478
RAMSAY CONFIRMED ALIVE GET HYPE
>>71032084
>Oh fuck! My Hymen!
>>71034478
showfags will defend this
>>71034732
Lightly tickles, doesn't it?
>>71032850
He's crashing their game... With no survivors!
>>71031733
One good episode doesnt make good season or show thats why GoT can never be a great show because season 5 and 6 had episodes with stupid writing and 1-2 good episodes per season.