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>>71023180
I want to fuck the shit out of nickels for some reason. I feel like taping a bag of heroin to my forehead and fucking her missionary while she desperately tries to grab for it would make the hottest sex imaginable.
>>71023180
Ya'll niggas are gay if it's not Maritza.
if I commit some crime can I just claim I'm trans and get put in a womens prison?
>>71023792
you don't get put in general population if you still have a dick
>>71023888
what if its a really small dick?
>>71023792
Conjugal Visits are a thing...
>>71024046
Yeah but you won't get your ass beat/fucked ass hard in a women's prison
>>71024101
i'll i'd actually like getting beat up and raped if i was in a womens prison
>>71024199
Is that the man-lady?
>no Pennsatucky
Shit tier taste, all of you
1. Flaca - dat smiths love
2. nicky - natasha lyonne plays the best lesbians in everything
3. pennsatucky - i just wanna show her that she deserves to be loved
>>71024582
But she doesn't anon
Not even sorry
>>71024657
Ew nigga just ewwwwww
>>71024644
yes she does anon
i can fix her
>>71024383
Are you retarded?
>jewish girl
>shoulder length hair
>jew york accent
perfect woman
10/10
>>71024711
She does not look that bad in the flashbacks
>>71024927
Shes italian
>>71025116
>italian girl
>shoulder length hair
>jew york accent
perfect woman
10/10
>>71024383
It's the fat spic.
So the dude you replied to is obviously a fatty fucker or a nigger.
>>71023653
RIP
Best girls:
Alex
Poussey
Soso
Maritza
Shit=everyone else
>>71023180
hottest - Maritza a.k.a "Yessica, like Jessica but ethnic" a.k.a driving latina
cutest - Pennsatucky
waifu - Lorna
>>71025395
She got pregnant you dumb fuck
>>71025650
She was heavy before that, and this is coming from a chubby chaser.
Dr Pavel?
>>71025733
god dam she is ugly
>>71025062
It also shows that she only acts crazy so everyone leaves her alone.
>>71025555
>soso
>fucking tumblr hipster teenager chink
>best
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>71025699
Shit fair point maybe. I haven't watched season one since it came out
>>71023180
The tattooed aussie bitch from last year was pretty hot.
>>71025918
Justin Bieber is really hot nowadays ain't he
>>71025986
Beieber does have a lot of feminine features. Probably would have made a decent trap.
>>71023180
Patrician taste, anon
Imagine the passionate sex. Hnng
>>71026076
Bieber would have made a flawless trap. Basically I still need proof that thing has a dick at all.
>>71026101
Talking sex best sex
>>71023747
God damn.
>>71024657
She looks like Frieda Kahlo, patrician taste.
>not picking based flaca
>>71026593
Alrighty.
>>71023747
AY, DIOS MIO!
>>71024657
Not even memeing, 3rd place for me behind Maritza and Brooke.
>>71026593
>Illegal twerk
you need some sort of a permission for twerking?
>>71026656
not bad, shawna.
>>71024657
>not geico.jpg
>>71026612
I do not remember her being stacked.
>>71026593
mite b cool
>no nickles
I mean I get that she's chasing the dragon but still best girl.
>>71026724
My age, too.
>>71026788
not like she's ever showing off in the show with her prison get up
Flacca for sure.
>>71026593
I'll take a Tarran please. I like a girl who smiles even when the chips are down.
>>71025555
Accurate.
>>71026593
Let's go Jillian.
>>71026593
Renee = best girl
I'd like to know more about her case.
>>71027344
She clearly lived deliciously.
>>71026593
07-09 pls
>>71026593
Cassie and Linda are perfection desu.
>>71026593
roll
>>71025918
Her accent was the only thing that stopped me from liking her more
I thought I liked aus-accents until I had to listen to her
>>71026593
Rolly Polly
>>71026612
Why have we not seen her titties yet?
>>71026612
I need to see those Mexitits.
>>71027135
>35
>check chart
>imokaywiththis.exe
>implying you wouldn't
>>71026593
Rolling
>>71026593
Scratin
>>71026593
Let's roll
>>71027644
OOOOOOOOOOOH
she was in Fringe, whole season was thinking where i saw her
>>71026593
Rell
>>71027477
Any more, my friend?
>>71027868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMIU8EImqAM
>>71026593
Rollio
That Asian girl is hiding some serious titties under that outfit.
>>71028557
No she's not
Just her voice is enough for me
>>71026593
Rolling.
>>71026612
>>71027580
This. I feel like Netflix has betrayed me by not having her go nude now.
>>71026593
Victoria please?
>Not wanting a qt stalking your sorry ass
>>71026593
Rollin
>>71026593
gibsmedat
>>71026593
hmmmm
>>71024657
someone post a webm of her getting fucked in her flashback.
>>71026593
Roland
>>71026593
rollin
>>71026593
rolling.
also
>2 of them are from the ada county sheriff's office
>i work for the court and i check their public current arrests roster like every day at work
>i saw those two inmates on the roster the same day they were arrested
>i am thoroughly convinced that becoming a detention deputy would be pretty cool just because of the waifus that get arrested
>>71029587
>tfw get Gabrielle
>tfw I actually live in tarrant county
>>71026593
boo
>>71026593
reroll
>>71029153
I'd do them both
>>71023747
She does look really hot, its just her jawline looks like a slice of bread.
>>71024657
Hila_Klein.jpg
>>71030923
What?
>>71026593
gimme
>>71026593
rolling for either Catherine or Juliana
>>71026593
rolling
>>71032022
oh fucking disgusting
reroll
>>71026593
Rolling
>>71032149
i accept this
>>71026593
pls pls
>>71026593
come on meow
>>71026593
Rolling. Just won't end up in a women's prison if I don't like who I get.
>>71026593
Let's go
>>71026593
lemme at em
>>71023653
Exmilitary was his best album
>>71026593
I got a good one last time.
>>71026593
Roller
>>71026612
Jesus, she's still nipping through those nipple guards.
not thread related but this dude just kills it every season, great actor
>>71026593
rell
>>71031726
tippity top waifu here
>>71026593
roll
>>71032892
He's your Jailfu, isn't he?
>>71030853
the butt bread too
>>71026593
I want someone to sit on my face
>>71032892
I hated him in seasons 1-3, didn't hate him as much after they gave us some of his backstory but I still don't like him. Pretty good actor though.
>>71031726
perfect
>>71026593
rollin
>>71026593
God Maria would be awesome to date. You could run a counterfeiting scheme together and make bank. Also Alex is 2cute.
That blonde bbw in the shower. Hot extra.
>>71026593
so many laifu's so little time.
>>71023180
Maritza and Morello are default waifus. the rest are acquired tastes like Aleida. If you forget that she's a shit mom then she's best milf after Maritza.
>>71026593
>ywn kill FBI agents with Elizabeth
>ywn run a money laundering scheme with Maria
>ywn rob banks and departement stores with Kimberly
>ywn have wild sex with Renee as she calls you daddy
>ywn plan out and execute murders with Alyssa
>ywn reap souls and raise an army of the undead with Russell
>>71026593
rolling for love.
>>71026593
sure y not
>>71026593
I sure hop I get Morello
>>71026593
>23
>34
>52
>73
>79
>97
literally did nothing wrong
>>71026593
roll
>>71026593
Rollin for Victoria.
>CTRL F
>MFW no instances of 'Hapakuka'
Flaca and Morello are best girls with honorable mention to Pennsatucky and Maritza I guess though I'm not a huge fan or anything.
I love Flaca.
>>71036841
Pennsatucky is ugly as fuck and she doesnt have ass
Dominican and Puerto Rican chicks are hot as fuck
And some dude in Brooklyn got to take the chick who plays Daya to his prom recently, that lucky fuck
>>71024657
them bouncing tits tho
>>71027644
just finished watching Fringe and there she was again
>>71024657
Fuckin love primal looking women like this
>>71036652
Mah nigga
>>71036991
She looked better as a biker chick on SOA.
>>71026593 SHIT
I want her in ways you won't imagine
>>71026593
rollin
>>71025555
>>71026685
>>71028557
>>71038180
>Soso
Men with taste of the highest order.
>>71025893
Faggot of the highest order.
>>71026593
>52-54
>Incestuous rapist
>>71026593
Rolling
>>71026593
roll
>>71026593
Rolling for crazy
HIGH TEST
>>71026593
Fun
>>71026593
rollerino
>>71026593
fucking criminals
>s4 worse than s3
how is such a thing even possible?
>>71024199
THICC
>>71026593
Lettts
>>71026593
pls based god
>>71026593
Christie is fucking muah, real spicy.
>>71040136
GHAT DAYUM!!
>>71026759
top fucking kek
>>71024199
Shit taste
>>71023180
Her.
I worked on a movie with her. Her body is amazing
>>71026593
roll 4 qts
>>71028797
Lol she went to my highschool
rolling for nick is a fag
>>71026593
Here we go
>>71026593
josh brolin
>>71027868
>you'll never have her black ass smothering you
>you'll never have her
god damn life isn't fair
>>71041390
dude just look at a national geographic
>>71041422
Not enough. I need it specifically her.
>>71026593
Well gotta go fast
>>71026593
Henry Rollins
>>71026593
cmon
>>71026593
Ill be happy with any of them
>>71026593
ayy lets go
>no one claimed her
yay
>>71026593
52-54 pls.
>>71026593
Rall
>>71026593
most of these girls are pretty attractive, jeez.
>>71026593
Boul Ruell
>>71044769
Eheheh
I'll take it.
Watched the first season of this and the second the 2nd season started i just lost all interest
dont even know if i even really enjoyed the first season too.
>>71026593
RRRRROOOOOLLLLLLLL
>>71026593
they see me rollin'...
>>71023180
Do you fags actually watch this show?
>>71026593
roll
>>71026593
Linda or lauren
>>71026593
Rollan!
So my prediction is that season 5 opens with a Daya flashback, after she cracks Humps's head open with the gun and they take the two COs hostage, and they somehow bring back Bennett, screencap this
>>71025555
>Poussey
Trade her out for Flores and I'm down.
>>71026593
Picture me rolling
flaca is the GOAT
also vause is kinda weird, but sexy as all hell, those feline eyes
>>71026593
What one
Nicky a best.
>>71024199
>wanting some shitskin bitch to trap you with a baby
>>71026593
i need to know
>>71026593
Rollan
>>71026593
autobots
transform and roll out
>>71026593
Rowl
>>71024199
I'm not the only one who wants their anus devastated by this horse faced goddess r-right?
>>71048853
oh shit
>>71025918
>piking the openly gender fluid scene bitch
no
>>71049051
fuck off
>>71049051
Jesus Christ she looks like Adam Sandler in drag.
>>71025918
Shame about her having no ass.
>>71036652
no one else remembers her from that scene in breaking bad where jesse buys gas?
>>71051290
Her ass went like inwards or something.
>no mention of Maria Ruiz
>you'll never be her hostage
>>71026593
lessee
>he doesn't want the beer can
>>71025918
i'm into tattoos and slightly androgynous girls but even i find her disgusting
![xaleida-diaz-e1407355630944-616x402.jpg.pagespeed.ic.oCO_pXoyX7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JM5gR73.jpg "xaleida-diaz-e1407355630944-616x402 .pagespeed.ic.oCO pXoyX7[1]")
this milf
Daily reminder she could literally seduce your heterosexual gf / wife / sister / mom anytime she wanted
>>71026593
rollll
>>71026593
rllo
>>71052383
>starts crying if you misgender her by not calling her a xe
she aint no stronk womyn
>>71052383
Not with her "ass"
>>71052383
>*sound of millions of straight-girl panties dropping*
>>71026593
roll
>>71026593
Elizabeth pls.
>>71023653
RIP Slicelord
>>71026593
Rollin for Snooki
>>71029256
I walked in on my mom masturbating to this scene. It's pretty hot desu
>>71029153
Ayyy
>>71052383
i hate amputee porn, but she'd look a lot better without those tatted arms
D I A M O N D S
>>71026593
rolland
>>71054566
aw fuck
>>71048424
>>71026612
best prisonfu
>>71026593
rollan
>>71028511
top qt
C U T E
U
T
E
>>71051632
I do. A lot of fapping was had
>>71040136
Very surprised these threads aren't filled with screencaps of her
OUTTA MY WAY GOYIM FUCKING SHITS
>>71041290
>Her body is amazing
counterpart to yours I see
>>71055457
I can't fuck a girl who's nose is bigger han my dick
>>71023747
MY FUCKING DICK IS DIAMONDS
>>71024657
Richard Ramirez looking bitch.
>>71056770
Man I wonder which one of my friends is going to go full schizo first? What if its me? Oh well at least it won't be as huge of a loss. I was never a qt 3.14 girl like her
>>71026593
rollanski
>>71026593
Rol
>>71023653
Rip Kimbo.
>>71032892
SAHD BOOB TUESDAYS!!!
CAPUDAWG!
>>71026593
christy please
1. Maritza
2. Flaca
3. milf Diaz
4. Maria
5. new blond prison guard
>>71026593
henry rolling
>>71059773
niiiice
Maritza
Young Lolly
Flaca
Aleida
Soso
Morello
Blonde guard
Linda
Kukudio
Doggett
Janae
those are the only fuckables
>>71026593
rolling
>They didn't even say her fucking name
Got me good lads. I hope they go full criminal on every guard in there.
>>71059883
>doggett
>janae
>no poussey
Shit tastes
>>71026593
Roll
>>71060176
Poussey looks like a boy to me. Janae is sexy as fuck and doggett has a cute voice.
>>71026593
rolllinggg
>>71060176
Poussey is one of the sexiest inmates around. She'd look a million times better if she grew out her hair though.
>>71026154
>Basically I still need proof that thing has a dick at all.
>he hasn't googled justin bieber's dick yet
>>71025116
>Implying that's not the same thing
I like the slightly bigger nazi, the bald one that isn't skinny.
>>71026593
Roll
>>71026593
roll
>>71023653
GUILLOTINE YAHHHH
>>71026593
rollins
Post lesbian and sex webms from this show, nothing else matters.
>>71026593
A qt pls.
>>71024199
Literally the worst girl.
Gun to my head I'd rather fuck Boo than this bitch.
>>71023747
yo Maritza can get it
>>71024927
Thats a Jersey accent retard.
>>71064276
Eh I'm from Jersey and hang around people with a thick accent, I don't have one. But NJ just steals South Philly and New York accents.
>>71026593
JUST
GOD TIER
>Nicky
>Red
GRAND TIER
>Rosa
>Frieda
>Taystee
>Poussey
>Lolly
GOOD TIER
>Crazy Eyes
>Black Cindy
>Boo
>Chang
>Sister Ingalls
>Miss Claudette
>Yoga Jones
>Soso
>Norma
OK TIER
>Alex
>Lorna
>Sophia
>Gina
>Maritza
>Flaca
>Judy
MEH TIER
>Gloria
>Daya
>Flores
>Pennsatucky
>Gina
>Maria
NO THX TIER
>Piper
>Stella
>Janae
>Abdullah
>Vee
>Alieda
>Leanne
>Angie
>Skinheads
>>71026593
Cmon now
Is "Orange is the new black" any good? Gf watches.
>>71065104
it's not brilliant but it's mildly amusing.
>>71064893
Bump Black Cindy down to meh tier and Flores up to ok tier and you got it
So admittedly I skimmed scenes with characters I don't give a shit about but does anyone once bring up the fact that a guard went missing the day the inmates escaped through the fence? Alex agonizes about it all season but I feel like it's never even noticed by anyone else.
best girl
>>71026593
rolando
>>71026593
It must be done.
>>71065389
Watch the whole thing faget
>>71043126
She's so cute! I think I'd be obsessed with her if she had better hair and no tattoos.
>>71026593
Rollop
>>71025116
the actress is an israeli though
>>71023180
it's a shame they turned her into a meme character during late season 2 and immediately in season 3.
havnt been 15 minutes past season 4, it was immediately forced garbage.
>>71043126
>introduce girl who manages to be cute when bald
>not a total retard
>nice voice
>make her a skinhead nazi
They blew it.
>>71026593
roll
>get framed in an underwear smuggling ring by a petty bitch
>get extended sentence
>sad because her kid will be in kindergarden by the time she gets out
>go full thug and start assembling a gang that makes all the latinas in prison look and act like a bunch of guilty cholas
>increased guard attention on any girl who is brown
I used to think Maria would be interesting if they gave her focus but she went full retard
>>71026593
lets go
Morello, and I are going to be married.
>>71026593
linda 97-98 looks like daddario without the crazy eyes
>>71026593
Lorna please be Lorna.
>>71068352
crazy eyes is like 50% of mamario`s hotness
>>71026593
they see me rollin
>>71026593
Rolin
>>71026593
Rollll
>>71026593
rolling
>>71026593
okay
Not choosing psycho christian wacko that will cut your penis off sometime in the future
![article-2734938-20D3641700000578-544_634x787[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bZ01VwH.jpg "article-2734938-20D3641700000578-544 634x787[1]")
Not even joking.
>>71026593
Kyuh
>>71069288
disguting dindu
