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>>71016725
For Rickon edition
Azor Jon
Daily reminder Wun Wun dies because they need dragon CGI budget
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING STREAMS
>>71018332
leaks?
>>71018332
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL, HEAT UP YOUR GRRM BRAND QUESO TO VALYRIAN TEMP 135.5 DEGREES CELCIUS
THE SHADE OF THE EVENING HAS BEEN DRANK & IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR MOON TEA, LOG INTO WEIRWOOD.NET & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR
-JOJEN PASTE
-MOON TEA
-MILK OF THE POPPY
-BRAVOSI LEMONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHSLwOmNS8 <- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR BACKYARD TRAINING YARD, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES & A "FIGHTING PIT" STYLE DOTHRAKI ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER ELIO & LINDA USING GOOGLE HANGOUTS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION/SOCIAL DEPRIVATION FORUM (/got/) & PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH LEMONCAKES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY IRON ISLAND SALTWATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE SOURLEAF KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO YOLKBOY & LADY GUINVERE HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE CHILDREN OF THE FOREST=ALIENS & THE SWORD OF THE MORNING IS HIDDEN IN MEEREEN
DUDE SWEETROBIN IS THE NEW BLOODRAVEN LMAO
DUDE ANCIENT CAVERNS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH NUCLEAR FALLOUT & COVERED IN WILDFIRE & TAKING PLACE IN GRRM'S SCI-FI UNIVERSE ASIMOV STYLE
>"ASHAYA FROM HISTORY WESTEROS PODCAST JUST END IT ALL! I THINK YOU'RE A WORTHLESS YOUTUBER & I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON /R/ASOIAF SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK WHEN YOU BITCH ABOUT ME USING FAN ART IN MY VIDS & REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"ASHAYA "SNITCHES GET STICHES" "JUST" TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT! YOUR YOUTUBE CAREER IS OVER. AZIZ & SEAN BARELY HAD YOU ON THE PODCAST THIS YEAR BECAUSE YOU'RE A TOXIC CUNT WHO STARTS SHIT WITH MORE POPULAR YOUTUBERS LIKE ME. IT'S TIME FOR THE VALYRIAN STEEL DAGGER RETIREMENT PLAN"
-Preston Jacobs, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING PRESTON JACOBS NAKED IN A WEIRWOOD TREE WITH A MOUTH FULL OF WEIRWOOD PASTE TRIPPING
- Brought to you by The Dornish Brotherhood Without Banners©
"GILBERT KING!"
>>71018378
Show doesn't even start for 2 hours 20min
Jonsa
Who /dany/ here
Reminder that CIA is a stand user and will save everyone and defeate the White Walkers to become the Big Guy in order to confront Bane.
Who here is team Jonnis?
>>71018332
nth for CIA! CIA! CIA!
>>71018382
stfu dumb frogposter
first for Stannis the one true king is alive and ready for his comeback tonight
>>71018411
how the fuck did they take such a hot babe and make her so fucking ugly on the show? it is seriously baffling to me.
How will Davos be ruined this episode?
JON>DEDDIS BURNSDAUGTHERTHEON
RETURN OF THE MANNIS
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW STANNIS HATERS?
>>71018385
>-JOJEN PASTE
The most retarded theory ever.
Bran ate fucking acorn to become a wirewood server, not "le brains xD".
![half-life-2-gordon-freeman-620x620[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vpN04zh.jpg "half-life-2-gordon-freeman-620x620[1]")
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71018027
I want this to happen badly.
This would be more butchering of LF, going against his waifu, but that'd be hilarious to see both jontards and sansatards offing themselves.
>>71018463
>hot babe
lel
>>71018332
>>71018360
Based Jon Bros :)
What comfy snacks to you think each character would eat??
Melly - Swedish fish and vitamin water
Salsa - Lemonheads
Bran - Peanut brittle
Jon - Ben & Jerry's Pistachio
>tfw still on episode 6
>>71018477
He'll probably renounce Stannis and wish he never followed him and then suck Jon's cock even more, after he visits the site of Stanley's Mega Winter Bar-B-Q: Winterfell Edition.
>>71018429
marriage? nigga the only person I'm bending my knee to is king Stannis of house Baratheon, the first of his name
Most bad ass scene of the season
>>71018508
Guess what stannisautist? It ain't gonna happen.
>tfw you will never read about Stannis vs. Ramsay because fatboy will never finish book 6
>the only version that will ever exist is Jon vs Ramsay
>>71018488
delete this
>>71018530
Ramsay - Fruit Gushers
>>71018530
Melly - Spicy peanuts and beer
Salsa - Ice cream
Bran - My dick
Jon - Pistachio
>>71018555
Show Cersei has done literally nothing wrong.
Book Cersei on the other hand is a fucking lunatic.
>>71018463
its her shitty character and blonde wig
THIS IS IT SENPAITACHI
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
FINALLY RETURNING AFTER A YEAR LONG HIATUS
I GIVE YOU, STANNIS "THE MANNIS" BARATHEON
COMING TO YOU ALL THE WAY FROM DRAGONSTONE
EVERYBODY LET ME HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71018548
>yfw
;___;
>>71018531
> tfw marathoning eps 1-8 because the show is so shit its not even worth watching weekly.
Started last season and it really helps. No more week long musings and overthinking stupid retarded shit D&D pull i can just completely gloss over it.
This season is still the worst from what i've seen though, and that's after last season being the worst.
Okay, friends.
The choccy milk store is closing in 15 minutes and I don't want to fly down the road only to get there 3 minutes before they close and have some normie follow me around to make sure I leave while I get my choccy and dots.
Therefore, I have decided I must go and get arnold palmer from the drug store instead of choccy.
Dots are still in the running, but I'm also considering a bag of mini-reeses or a bag of pretzel m&ms.
I can get two boxes of dots and 2 tall cans of arnold palmer for the price of 1 bag of mini-reeses. I don't recall what the price is on the m&ms at CVS, though. Any last minute tips for maximum comfy?
post yfw bookfags will literally NEVER get a finished story because gabe will die of heart failure before he releases the last book
>>71018598
>arm zealots for no reason without thinking about the consequences
>nothing wrong
>>71018556
But it "should" happen
and that's what matters
>>71018477
>>71018548
namefag back on
>>71018458
>I agree it should have gone to Bran, Rickon or Sansa and I think D&D ignoring the bastard issue is kind of retarded.
this is exactly why people are starting to fucking hate him though? its constant fucking pandering, he gets everything handed to him while other characters get shat on because GARY STU
>>71018604
Honestly if she was too lazy to dye her eyebrows and wear contacts I think it's her fault.
>>71018530
I think Stannis would go for a Snickers bar. It's a solid classic but still somewhat austere.
Joffrey, and all the Lannisters besides Tyrion are clearly Gatorade drinkers.
>>71018561
>tfw the season isn't going to outright say R + L = J because they want to give fatty another year to reveal it in the books first
>>71018530
>Melly
>snacks you'd have to chew
She's def. a tapioca pudding girl.
Bronn - Cough drops
Sam - Doritos
Wun Wun -Rabbits, just rabbits
>>71018632
I only want Winds of Winter
I expect Stannis will probably die in it, but it will be a satisfying conclusion to his arc
I've found a leak about Stannis!
>>71018632
I hoped off the GRRM train along time ago.
>>71018621
>two boxes of dots and 2 tall cans of arnold palmer for the price of 1 bag of mini-reeses.
HOLY SHIT that's a rip off for mini-reeses, don't get them.
Last minute I think you should get regular pretzels in case you want something salty after you finish off your sweets.
>>71018635
Well it wasn't morally wrong
>>71018686
>>Joffrey, and all the Lannisters besides Tyrion are clearly Gatorade drinkers.
I don't get it.
>>71018692
>he believes Reddit+L=J is happening in the books
LMAO
Fuck it's still 2 hours from now
I fucking hate sundays at in my family house, it's so boring
>>71018621
Get the choccy don't settle for anything less.
>>71018694
>Wun Wun -Rabbits, just rabbits
>tfw Wun wun just squeezes the rabbits guts out of their ass and into his mouth
post yfw stannis appears again
>only 8 more days till /got/ is banned for another year
>>71018686
Stannis would eat KFC because he loves friend chicks.
>>71018750
>Not lifting why the fuck are you even on this board.
Kys
>>71018745
It's because Gatorade is a chad drink and the Lannisters, like em or not, are totally chads.
Tyrion doesn't drink it because he's contrarian and not a chad.
true king of the north
if this show wasnt all about giving jon undeserved blowjobs at every opportunity
ayy, whats the word on this weeks episode boys? we get an early leak like last week or is it same streams/time as usual?
>>71018692
>he still won't have it finished by next year
>he will cry crocodile tears like last January and everyone will rush to his defense and say what a hard life he has being a millionaire writer who never works and just eats all day
Tonight we finally find out the answer
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
All black and brown and covered in hair!
Three boys, a goat, and a dancing bear!
They danced and spun, right to the fair!
Oh, sweet she was, and pure, and fair!
The maid with honey up in her hair!
He smelled her on the summer air!
The maid with honey up in her hair!
>>71018779
where are we moving to?
>>71018815/trash/
>>71018742
>did it only so she could spite people she didn't like
>>71018802
with the occasional knob slobbing from sibel
>>71018792
>Gatorade is a chad drink
You're a mong.
71018698
so, Stannis isdǝd ?
>>71018813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6VMSYIXCCY
>>71018419
AZOR BILL
>>71018793
Bran's nowhere to be found and by the time he comes back the North will consider Jon a Stark anyway, and the right Stark to lead them in fighting their enemies
>>71018831
fr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxRMxoTCMMo
>>71018805
"Theoden King stands alone"
>jonfags only care about line of succession when it benefits King Constipation. otherwise it literally doesnt matter
>>71018805
> Shields so big and wide they can't even see who they're aiming at.
Wild folk could literally just push their spears into the ground and walk up to them.
>>71018805
I can answer that for you now. coulda answered it when the photo was released.
it's sansa and two randos/named characters
>>71018805
These three
>>71018761
ladder
>>71018899
When the sun rises, look to the east
>>71018813
I would probably shit myself if I was that guy.
POST GOODS SONGS ABOUT GOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjtXEJ64C8I
I want Sansato be executed by Jon
Predictions for tonight;
Best outcomes;
Umbers aligence is a hoax and they'll switch sides mid battle
OR
Greatjon didn't die off screen and will show up, bitch slap his son and take control of the Umber army helping Jon instead..
Worst Outcomes;
They pull a LOTR and just as they're losing Little Finger shows up and wins the day
>>71018737
I already have kettle-cooked potato chips for that, although they won't be necessary if I get the arnold palmer and the dots. The fruity flavors complement eachother more than salty.
>>71018752
While I appreciate your point, the only store with good choccy in a ten mile radius closes in 4 minutes. I will not settle for substandard choccy.
post more Sanser
>>71018530
Stannis :Fried chick(en)
Ramsay : Pork sausages
Cersei: Brother benis :DDDD
I imagine Beric to be a Venison man.
>>71018954
Im ok with this
any way to get that ugly shit actress off the show
>>71018873
>rightful stark to lead in fighting enemies when he almost got all of his men slaughtered and had to get the last minute help of a pimp to bail him out
>doesnt matter, he once again gets everything handed to him
>>71018463
They use the cgi for the dragons
>>71018968
You are in for disappointment
>>71018863
Thats a good portrayal, but this was the best on the show particularly because of the contrast it struck with the ending scene of the episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3b7fZIT0nk
>>71018901
you're so mad, loosen up pham
>>71018676
are those books worth reading ?
https://discord.gg/015GHZChUOy4Rq2lJ
Anyone interested in a discord to talk about the show while it's happening? I made the server just now so it's literally just me in it, but shit could get pretty hype if people are interested
>>71018985
His men would've gotten slaughtered no matter what, better die fighting
And what's everything that's been handed to him?
>>71018992
It was the worst.
It has absolutely no place in this show. It clashes way too much.
>>71018991
Not him but how likely is it that the leaks are wrong?
How long till it airs?
What is /got/'s favorite cigar?
Mine is the nub Habano 4x60. Oliva o-series maduro and diesel uncut are tied for #2/3
>>71019037
no fuck off
>>71018954
>Jon finds out Salsa ratted Ned with Cersei
> Rapes her and chops her head off
>It's a Jon saves the season episode
>>71018992
I hated that ending desu, the chorus in this version is fucking great though
A BEAR, A BEAR
THE MAIDEN FAIR
>>71019037
It's way more fun to shitpost on the chat of whatever (totally legal) stream you're using
>>71018750
Legit, in work at 3pm so i can stay up for it i guess, britfag here any streams up pals?
any streams up that don't buffer 886 niggerdicks a second, thanks tv
>>71019052
2 bongs
>>71018968
>>71018991
I still can't buy that Greatjon was killed nonshalontly off screen. Such a huge character for the early seasons and most powerful men not killed at the Red Wedding.
>>71019044
That's literally why it's so good as a credits song to the episode.
>>71018366
>implying Wun Wun is CGI
>implying is not Salsa in costume
>>71019041
omg jon was a poor mistreated bastard woobie with a hard upbringing (even though he had the best life anyone of his station could possibly have asked for) he totally doesnt get everything handed to him
Alright here's where we're at so far with a few liberties taken.
Melly -- Vitamin Water and Tapioca Pudding
Stannis -- Orange Soda and KFC (fried chicks lel)
Tywin -- Gatorade and ??
Tyrion -- Gas station box wine and ??
Samwell -- Mountain Dew and Doritos
Wun Wun -- Rabbits
Bronn -- Cough Syrup and Halls Fruit Breezers
Dany -- Moxie and Turkish Delight
Bran -- Sprite and Honey Roasted Peanuts
Salsa -- Lemonheads and Salsa
We need some Arya and Theon snacks lads.
>>71019062
>putting brown phallic objects in your mouth
Degenerates like you are responsible for the decay of Europe.
Who is hyped for next Epsoide when cersi crashes kings landing with no survivors ?
So now that the dust has settled we all agree that PrestonJacobs is right and GOT is a post-apocalyptic science fiction story?
>>71019095
no one remembers the early seasons those were like 5 years ago
No one ever remembers who Ned Stark is or why they were fighting. Hell I don't think many people even remember the red wedding.
>>71019108
Yeah right, what's next, dubstep when The Wall comes down? DDDDDROP HTE BASS LOL xd
>>71019095
He literally only appeared in the last couple episodes of Season 1 to declare Robb King in the North
>>71019044
I ended up laughing at it desu
It was such a jarring shift from the tone of the previous scene and ended up being endearing.
>>71019082
Tumblr will explode.
>>71019123
>being born a bastard to an honorable dude means you've gotten everything handed to you even after he dies and you've joined the NW
0/10 shitposting
>>71019131
incorrect use of that image
I'm revoking your 4chan account privileges
>>71019085
>It's a Jon fucks up and someone bails him out episode
>>71019124
>Arya
Icecream and Miller Lite is what the bulldykes who love her eat.
>Theon
Hamburger and Yuengling
>>71019147
god he's so autistic
no wonder he's employed as tax accountant
>>71018531
Jon kills Sansa episode 8
>>71019095
Huge character? Dude was in three episodes of Season 1 and never appeared again.
>>71018813
Is there a full version of Locke and his merry men singing this song?
Only ones i can find are the snippets from the show and all the covers are shit
>>71018632
i don't think the book story would've been good anyway. he wouldn't be writer blocked if he had good ideas left
Hot new spoiler:
Tommen will come out and declare war illegal
test
>>71019147
No because it literally makes no sense. Preston is just a retarded balding manchild.
I WANT DUMB FROGPOSTERS
TO LEAVE
>>71019135
>degenerate
>implying hipsters or liberals would ever touch an evil cancer stick
>implying every leader of the free world hasn't enjoyed a fine stogie
>implying successful business people who fuel the capitalist world economy don't enjoy cigars
fuck off
>>71019229
no fuckoff
>>71019082
She deserves it. Stupid fucking shit got her father killed and fucked over the whole kingdom.
Where are my Targaryen loyalist bros?
what will it take to save meme dwarf's storyline?
>>71018698
kek
just bought this shirt
gonna get it just in time to wear at the season finale showing at the bar
>>71019185
He's a big guy.
>>71019124
Jon?
Will some based die hard fan (Preston wink wink) kill D&D after this shitty season?
>>71019047
The leaks have not been wrong so far.
>>71019147
I honestly think the show would be 1000x better if they hired him as a consultant of some sort. Like not as a writer, just to proofread the scripts and sperg out on the writers when they came up with half the shit they did.
>>71019147
Grrm said explicitly its not science fiction.
>>71019242
you haven't watched any of his videos
it's fine if you disagree, but don't make stupid statements you can't support please
thanks
>>71018793
Jonposter here, I just wanted you to know that I agree.
D&D are dumbing things down and pretty much just latching on to the characters most popular with normies, it's why Stannis got fucked over as well as many other characters who occupy important roles but either don't exist or have been killed off. I don't think Jon would take it over Sansa, Bran or Rickon personally, but we'll just have to see what happens.
I hope you get some good scenes with Bran and Uncle Benjen next week, and honest to god if it were actually feasible i'd love to have Stannis or more importantly Stephen Dillane back. He's not my favourite but his inclusion and character arc absolutely made the Northern plot better, D&D didn't appreciate what they had because they're Renlyfags.
I apologize for the other autistic Jonposters, they're a bit on the defense because they're always being attacked and we just want to enjoy tonight's comfy battle ep. Jon hasn't had much to do this season, so we're relishing this moment. If it's not for you then i'm sorry but please don't instigate any more thread wars.
I want Aryato assasinate Sansa
>>71019270
here
>>71019166
You take yourself and this show too seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VScm4NL-yCs
True or false guys?
I don't agree with the last one at all or the second to last given the shit CGI.
Where the fucks the early Leaks
Someone cheer me up i think this ep is going to hurt me
>>71019272
Him fucking off to be with someone like Jon, it is clear that Dany's meme story is wearing him down
>>71019270
pls go
>>71019272
Putting him at direct odds with his brother or make Varys his enemy.
>>71019296
Yes they have. He said Thoros would be killed by the Hound and that Thoros was evil now.
>>71019062
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/
Come here if you want lots of cigars for cheap.
>>71019242
Have you not watched his videos, cucko? It makes perfect sense.
>>71019332
I don't, I'm just bored, been studying chinese all day waiting for the new ep :(
>>71019340
turn that frown upside down
SHIELD WALL
>>71019300
GRRM said it isn't set in his Thousand Worlds universe. Doesn't mean it isn't science fiction.
>>71019307
The good thing is they're shrinking the army sizes so they can show something on screen. No more stannis with 100k men, Dany wont have 150k dothraki etc.
>>71019124
what the fuck does any of this mean?
>tfw barely any weed for this episode
Dang!
the wall of corpses that the wildlings get trapped behind sounds completely fucking retarded
how do the bodies even get stacked like that
>>71019382
>Studying Chinese
Literally why
https://imgur.com/a/aSFTC#xfkxpH9
Please Leak the episode early anon ;_;
Just finished the season. Christ, what a let down, again. Not even worth discussing, I advise you all to abandon this shithole of a general.
>>71019410
Where'd their millions of cavalrymen go?
>>71019335
>I took a great castle of Winterfell with 20 men
P O T T E R Y
>>71019352
This. Daemon was literally given Blackfyre by his father. He was the rightful king and all the traitors who followed Daeron deserves a traitors death.
>>71019410
the man in the shields are giving the soldiers blowjobs????
>>71019431
>tfw just got weed
lol
Oh boy i can't wait for the episode that anyone can predict a mile away
Spoilers episode 9 & 10
>>71019085
>it's a 'creators are fucking hacks and write a bunch of lore-breaking filler and throw in one "epic" battle scene to win over the normie audience' season
>>71019419
Which comfy snacks which characters would eat tonight.
is it true that cia/littlefinger dies tonight?
>>71019442
well shit, guess I'm a #cruzmissile now
>>71019147
More like a fantasy story written with a scifi mindset, or something.
Has EP 9 leaked already?
>>71019371
thanks senpai
How are the numbers for the battle? I read some retarded FB pic that said Ramsay had 8k men and Jon 4k, when Salsa mentioned 5k for Ramsay and Jon has 2k or a lil more.
So I heard Randyll dies fighting Euron
>>71019437
meh GRRMS's battles were always retarded
in the battle of the blackwater in the books Stannis somehow used all the ships that blew up as a "bridge" to get to King's Landing.
>>71019442
upload ze episode anon!
>>71019438
this is a falseflag from a chink poster
>>71019466
>>71019431
>tfw no friends or connections to even try weed
Why can't I be a rich Amsterdam NEET or something and just have my mom buy some from the store
>>71019438
On my second year and I already regret it, yeah. Languages and Business Relations.
>>71019483
sansa dies lol screenshot this
>>71019479
why would tywin drink gatorade?
Hey guise help me out.
Why are ppl spamming that cleganebowl is officially cancelled ever since we found out that the Hound is alive? If anything isnt it more likely now since the hound is surely alive?
>>71019460
he lost the throne the moment he named himself blackfyre rather than targaryen.
>>71019270
but jon isn't targaryen
he's ether ned's son or Howland's
>>71019307
>If it's not for you then i'm sorry but please don't instigate any more thread wars.
not the person youre talking to but what the fuck is this, reddit? youre not a mod, gtfo
>>71019501
That's more than I spend on food in a year
>>71019410
Cool, but the shields are ridicilously tall.
>>71019382
>studying chinese
do you throw a box of silverware against the wall?
>>71018555
Nah fuck her. Whining about what Cersei did to her grandchildren when she literally killed Joffrey
>>71019513
Nah, click the link for the rest of his posts, the dude genuinely hates China's bullshit and with good reason.
>>71019410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdn0OSAzpE0
>>71019504
>blew up
also Stannis didn't "use it as a bridge" him and most of his men didn't even cross
>>71019504
grrm can't write quality battles or even quality action scenes
>>71019535
He is a sportsfan chad.
>>71019373
> A writer wrote a story about a post apocalyptic turned medieval setting 30 years ago.
> ITS FUCKING PYROKINETIC GENETICALLY ENGINEERED BRAIN POWERED NUCLEAR FALLOUT DOOOOOD
He takes like one or two things being unexplained in universe and dives straight off the deep end.
Oh i almost forgot
> D&D mentioned science fiction in the same breath as fantasy when talking about how both genres are typically snubbed in terms of awards and accolades, IT MUST BE SCI FI!
Please.
>>71019444
After the charge Smalljon convinces Ramsay to send his infantry in
>>71019470
>no daenerys fight until episode 10
>Cersei burning king's landing will be pushed into season 7
>>71019367
That was one of the last leaks. The leaks have been in chronological order. I do not think it is unlikely this will not happen. There is nothing to say that Thoros will be evil in Episode 10.
>>71019270
right here nigga
>>71019539
>jon is howland's son
Ok, explain. I am curious.
>>71019470
>>71019561
STOP SPOILING THE SHOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71019352
He was the rightful king ;_;
>>71019577
it's not an action oriented story
you're not meant to enjoy sick batells lol xD
Is any anon uploading the leaked ep?
>>71019410
> Uh sir, the men can't see over their shields, our opponents could easily bypass our weapons, since we can't see what they're doing...
> Shields just got 10 inches taller.
So is there going to be a game thread in /sp/ for the bastardb owl?
>>71018815
>>71019437
In old battles irl that did occasionally happen
> ceaser in Gaul
In modern day France ,Caesar's leigon had just set up camp when ambushed by a massive barbarian horde ,
Ceaser was almost immediately defeated , but managed to get shit in order to fight back , even having to resort to fighting himself , the battle was very difficult and lasted most of the day, once the Romans stared winning the bodies (of both Romans and barbarians ) were piling into ramparts
>>71019470
>manderly is under the bolton banner
i thought you guys said that fat man wyman was supposed to be cool. is he going to do a masterful ruse and betray ramsay just like when ramsay betrayed his father?
>>71019561
>Shae appears as a hallucination
Wait what
>>71019555
>she literally killed Joffrey
Tell me why exactly that's a bad thing?
>>71019617
Emilia a cute
>>71018419
I just realized everybody calls Baelish CIA because it's the actor from that scene in the Dark Knight Rises.
leak this goddamn episode already were dying from the wait
>>71019645
it airs in like an hour and a half just be patient you fuck
>>71019536
Because Trial by combat is forbidden now and thus there's no real plausible way for Hound and The Mountain to keet anymore. Besides, essentially The Mountain is dead, there's not even revenge in there for Hound.
>tfw i've already reserved my spot on brettygood for tonight's stream
>>71018555
best post ITT
>>71019307
>they're a bit on the defense because they're always being attacked
>stannis learns he was betrayed by everyone after his "death"
chances he joins Ramsay and rapes the fan favorites?
>>71019703
SHUT UP YOU'LL ATTRACT TOO MANY PEOPLE
>>71019470
Did Davos finally die? Is he finally free from this madness?
>>71019673
she looks amazing in that photoshoot
>>71019561
Could have been worse..
Atleast Blackfish isnt dead, I liked that guy
>>71019723I just posted a link on reddit
>>71019276
>Jon, Dany, Bronn and Tyrion.
Nice normie shirt you got there
1hr 40
REEEEEEEEE
>>71019749
why does she make a better Danaerys here than in the actual show after season 1
LIVESTREAM WHERE?!
>>71019683
>Jon meets Ramsay tells him they can just duel it out
>Ramsay brings out Rickon tells him to run to Jon, shoots him
>Jon charges out of anger and wildlings follow
>Boltons start mowing them down with cavalry and archers
>Ramsay decides to send in his infantry to show who truly rules the north
>the piles of dead bodies form a wall and Jon and his army re trapped against it while the Bolton shield wall closes in and chants
>Littlefinger and knights show up, reck Boltons
>Ramsay's army retreats to the castle, Wun Wun breaks through the gates, is killed
>Jon fights Ramsay, wins locks him with his dogs where he is eaten
also Tormund kills Smalljon Umber
Anyone other than me eating chicken wings while watching GoT?
A little before April I got tired of having popcorn with my GoT, instead I opted with some chicken wings.
Found a nice place that sells and delivers chicken wings like 10min away.
Every Sunday night, around 10:30 or so when GoT is at 50% download I order me some 20 wings with a chicken sub so I can fully enjoy this season's GoT.
>>71019639
Oh I am not ripping on him just saying that GRRM is a pretty bad when it comes action scenes. His strength lies in managing to develop his characters.
>>71019693
>he thinks Sandor would be fighting his brother out of revenge
Top pleb. He'd be doing it cause as bad as Gregor was in life, he still deserves to know peace instead of being the monster Qyburn has made him into.
>>71019723
>dont expose my secret club
>tfw need to finish my food, roll some joints AND have a minimum 50 minute fap
FUUUUCK WHY WAS I BORN??
>>71019765
I don't mind when people go out of their way to identify themselves as retarded
>>71019561
>>71019561
>blackfish is alive and meets the BWB
wat
>arya is with braavos actors and kill them all
wat
>>71019276
Would have looked better with Stannis and Melly
>>71018555
the incest cause the dead of the father, the dead of their son, the midget getting away, the midget killing his father, the castle being attack, ...don't fuck you sister anon. only trouble away you if you do.
>>71019815
>Emilia
Name 5 GoT girls cuter than her
You can't.
>>71019754
>Atleast Blackfish isnt dead, I liked that guy
Anon.......
I love Sibel, but I hate her as Shae :(
>>71019790
this hair style and color is much more suitable than the show wig she uses
>>71019809
I like a wing dunked in frank's hot sauce.
Or salt and pepper/lemon pepper
>>71019758
You'll pay the iron price
>>71019666
For one there would be no faith militant
>>71019561
So the Maesters want to destroy magic and dragons but want to keep the White Walkers out too?
Uhhh....
>>71019470
>Maderly changes allegiences
>He help Jon Snu
>They kill Stannis because "We want Bastardbowl".
JUST
Wait, are there actually people in this thread who think the Blackfish isn't coming back, one way or another?
REALLY?
>>71019846
It's all bullshit m8, just disregard
>>71019853
Anon what are you on right now, I kinda want some.
>>71019865
how the fuck do you love sibel then? that's like her only real role outside of that porno
>>71019815
what an ugly whore
>>71019901
gegen die wand.
>>71019888
just like stannis amirite
>>71019682
HOLY SHIT
>>71019921
I really wish I could see the ugly poo in loo faggot that makes posts like this
>>71019913
literally who
>>71019930
genau mein neger
>>71019803
how can u know?
>>71019723
>he thinks that's the secret good one
>>71019901
She isn't just an actor anon, she is a human bean.
>>71019958
Myranda you pleb, back to plebbit if you don't know characters that aren't quippy midgets or cockless men
>>71019818
Yes, but he doesn't know anything about what he is after he left King's Landing. Maybe he'll return there and I've been thinking since Season 2 that The Hound would be the one to kill Gregor but I dunno. If Mountain doesn't die in Episode 10 then maybe.
>>71019980
Leaks buddy, been around all season and haven't been wrong since
>>71019936
No, not really like Stannis at all, blackfish didn't even have an implied cutaway death, some soldier just said he's """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dead"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
can you guys please stop fucking linking reddit to this thread the retards are already here crying about people being too mean
>>71019888
He's dead
reminder
>>71019980
Extra that played a stark soldier leaked it
>>71019984
>human bean
>>71019809
Nigga I got steak and brats.
>>71019857
2
>>71019950
What would it change? It wouldn't make emilia prettier.
>>71020016
That doesn't answer my question
>>71018632
Who is this semen demon?
>>71019895
booze...also i fucked my sister and it was great at first until she got pregnant now i'm a father and the uncle of the same kid
>>71020007
you're literally retarded if you think either of them are coming back
9/10 showfags probably don't even know that the Blackfish and Brynden Tully are the same person, do you really think DnD are going to bother doing anything with him after that episode?
>>71020049
Whoa, two meats with no drink? Madman anon.
I have 6 beers and a pizza but I drank a beer and ate the pizza already.
>>71020053
you are edgy as fuck rasheema
>>71020070
Are you my wifes brother by any chance?
what if jon snow is actually an actor paid to portray jon snow and this whole westerosi conflict is but a farce conceived to entertain people and make money
>>71020092
Why?
>>71019997
Guessing Cersei will burn King's Landing and head to the Riverlands since that's where Jaime was last or currently still is.
So they could definitely meet there.
Or Hound could head North, then at a later date cause Jon has to get the South to help fight the Walkers too, some shit goes down that has the Cleganes fight each other.
>>71020097
are you black by any change
>>71020076
>he actually thinks he's gone
phew it's really something when shitty writing and directing ques still go over your head
>>71019270
TARGARYEN
FUCKING
SHITS
>>71020099
what if your wife orbits my dick
>>71020120
you know why muhatma
>>71018698
So, show me his body.
>>71020144
Nice daedric set, Bobby B
any streams
>>71020051
Ros is hot but not cute
Myranda, Missandei and Dany are cute
>>71020160
nope, explaindoes it have something to do with the mighty dollar?
>>71018508
sansatards will off themselves if she forgives LF. trust me.
if the lord of light can bring people back from the dead how come there aren't more priests
>>71020133
ones you can't name but will insist are there anyway, right? good b8 m8 8/8
>>71020200
what's the difference?
NEW THREAD
>>71020299
>>71020299
>>71020299
>>71020236
>jon loses his entire army
>sansa cucks herself
>Rickon ded
>Ghost ded
lol @ the peepz who think this will be a stark victory episode.
oh btw danny is going to have another win episode too hahaah
>>71020200
>Missandei
She's hot and cute, I could get cute feels while fucking her hardcore at the same time.
Greyworm has the best taste.
Whos deaths were too quick?
>Myranda
>Joffrey
>Karl tanner
>>71019857
Gilly
Ros
Shireen(not sexually but cute cute)
Meera
Flashback Lyanna.
>>71018530
Dany - Hot Tamales
Hodor - Marshmellow Circus Peanuts
Varys - Smarties
Clegane brothers - Pez, because they can pretend they're ripping open someone's neck
>>71020273
no offense lad but if you don't see them then you can't be helped
>>71020097
why does did get me hard
>>71020321
fooking legend
>>71020276
Hot = I wanna fug
Cute = I wanna hug
>>71020144
Where'd he find that Daedric armor in Westeros?
>>71020321
Ramsay
Since he dies being eaten by his hounds
>>71020336
>Gilly
Gilly's cute in that inbred dumb girl kinda way, yeah.
>>71018632
I had a dream that he would have an hearth attack during the 2016 Euro.
>>71019857
>Rose
>Carice
>The girl that plays Myranda
>The girl that Plays Ros
>Natalia
Bonus
>The girl that plays Missandei
>The girl that used to play Shae
>The lady that used to play Catelyn (she's a milf, fuck you)
>The lady that plays Cersei (She's also a milf, fuck you)
>Ellia
Bonus husbandos
>Iwan
>Kit
>Nikolaj
>Jerome
>The guy who used to play Robb
Bonus Mature Man
>The guy that used to play Roose
>Dillane
>Rory
>The guy that used to play The Black Fish
>Charles
I would take every single one of those above (Even the men, despite being straight) over Emilia ANY DAY.
>>71020405
i don't get it
i wanna fug every woman i find attractive, without distinction
>>71020007
like the greatjon?
b8 harder
>>71019012
Yes.
>>71020437
If they don't get his jugular right away then it could be pretty long and painful.
>>71018632
>gabe
we talking about hl3 or got here
>>71019111
>implying 5'9" is a giant
manlet detected
>>71020353
ITT invisible pink dragons.
My waifu is better that your waifu
>>71019202
Must be comfy.
>>71019012
if you are into the political part of game of thrones yes
i stopped reading because i choose a favorite character and he barely appears in the books and i found out he wouldn't appear any more
>>71020495
good attack doggos go for the throat
>>71020486
If one of your first thoughts is to platonically hug then she's cute. Little girls and old ladies can be cute.
If you just wanna fug then she's hot, like a woman who's 100% sex appeal.
>>71020486
Not him, but it's more like a difference of emphasis than some mutually exclusive thing. There are girls that you think about hanging out with, curling up on a couch to watch TV etc. You want to fug them, but the way they look puts the emphasis on those aspects of the attraction.
Then there are girls who you look at just think "I'd fuck her up the wall." Presumably, in a relationship, you'd do all the other shit too, but the way they look emphasises that aspect of the attraction.
>>71020679
Good explanation of it.
>>71019682
HOLY FUCK I DIDNT EVEN MAKE THE CONNECTION TILL NOW THANKS ANON
tfw cute and hot
>>71020677
>>71020679
yeah i see what you're talking about. Thank you for explaining.
>>71018813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZusJqFROu8
>>71020768
Are you saying YOU'RE cute and hot?
Well you're not as cute and hot as me, faggot.
>people enjoy beer and chicken wings during got
>I have to eat whatever it is what my gf thinks is the best TASTY recipe of week on facebook
It's alright and all but sometimes I desire the simple things
>>71020953
Man just tell her you really like beer and chicken wings and could you maybe have them for the finale as a treat. Offer her something in return. Shit's not complicated, you just need to make her feel like she's doing you a favour and you're grateful and shit.
NEW THREAD
>>71020299
>>71020299
>>71020299
>>71020299
NEW THREAD
>>71019295
Yeah Preston is getting pretty sick of their shit.
