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ONE LAND
ONE WINTERFELL
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BASTARDBOWL: WINTER TAKES ALL
GET HYPE
>>71015011
>>71010121
Why is the thread name incorrect?
i'm used to 500+ threads on /sp/
damn this bastardb owl
Britbong here, is there a livestream up so I don't have to wait until tomorrow?
>>71016725
>>71016729
Based Bastardbowl thread, thank you OP.
And thank you, Jonbro. >>71016729
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that HOLD THE DOOR.
Friendly reminder that GRRM hadn't written any new material since 2005 and TWoW is never going to be released.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
GET HYPE
If dubs, Littlefinger marries Sansa to secure his position as warden of the north and fucks the shit out of her
leaks yet
Bastard bowl is the worst fanservice, I don't care to watch more boring shit with edgy ramsay and moping jon.
azor alien raiders
>>71016778
it's not even out yet fellow Britistani, be patient
>>71016777
well get used to redditor fags making threads early on here because if they can't get upvotes, they'll force their trash this way
@ hipster bar
>>71016790
Fail
>>71016725
it's too soon for this image, there will be 15 threads made before this shit airs
Guys I've heard people saying that tonight's episode is as good as Hardome and Ozymandias? I find that hard to believe but I'm excited anyway lol!
1st for CIA saving the day and making the normies rage
Is it Fathers Day in the States?
Perfect time for Stannis to return?
>>71016784
Friendly reminder that pic related.
Now out.
>>71016846
haha same!!! :D
>>71016814
Are the front bar seats reserved for those people in the video all the time or do they just get there early
>>71016814
terribly sorry
>>71016814
the absolute madman
>>71016806
no I know, I meant is there a livestream around that people use to watch it as it airs
>>71016814
CHEER FOR CIA
why does everyone keep implying tommen dies? does he dies in the book?
>Arya 'storyline
>mfw
>>71016894
The book isn't even out yet
Are you guys ready?
Why is she so lonely bros? I want toprotect herbuttholefrom penisesother than mine.
>>71016814
looks like a regular pub to me
What do you feel when looking at this photo
>>71016894
Not yet
>>71016813
>implying
Thread was made after bump limit and while the other was on page 3.
And made at that point cause it's /got/ not fucking Game of Thrones
>>71016862
since when do those faggots like us?
>>71016790
she'll marry robin but he'll get cucked by CIA the entire time.
>>71016894
truede leaked that he will jump to death. one of many fatalities in the finale.
>>71016926
Nothing
>>71016921
where the fuck does this buttslut meme come from?
>>71016926
carice is in my house right now
>>71016865
I don't need an army, I need 20 good men.
Do you think DD know all the memes surrounding the show? Like how people mock 20 good men.
>>71016926
That is some lovely architecture
>Battle of the Bastards has 1148 10/10 votes alreadyand 29 1/10 votes
>>71016936
they're just playing hard to get
>>71016814
what is the name of this bar?
>final scene of the bastard bowl
>all hope is lost
>ramsay standing over Jon
>drums start sounding
>"You didn't really think you could win, did you, bastard?"
>string instruments start to play
>"Aye. I had no hope. "
>Ramsay realizes the loud noise
>looks behind him
>a massive army is bearing down on him and his men
>manderlys
>brotherhood without banners
>brienne
>Vale troops
>And...JAIME LANNISTER
>"No...no you bastard it can't end like this I'll flay you all!"
>Ramsay swings at Jon but jon is suddenly behind him
>"The Starks send their regards, Snow"
>And who...are you...
>>71016926
I'm in love with her
>>71016814
wait for the showfags and allahu ackbar
Anything leaked yet
>>71016946
Maisie alledgedly tweeted something about how she likes anal sex
But of course, there's no screen of that.
>>71016814
you better scream some memes when he shows up or I'll be very disapointed
pretty packed right now
>>71016946
She's not buttslut.
>>71016958
I'm sure they're aware, it's been all over the internet after all.
>tfw another wolf will die tonight
>>71016814
the burlington one that does youtube videos?
HOWLAND REED AND THE CRANNOGMEN WILL COME IN AT THE LAST SECOND
STANNIS WILL COME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH CIA AND RAISE HIS SWORD WHICH IS ON FIRE BECAUSE HE IS AZOR AHAI
>>71016979
Honestly that seems like a fair score. Hardhome was an 11/10 so this should be a solid 10 in comparison.
reminder we won't see TWOW before season 7
>>71016958
People mocking 20 good men are kinda silly though considering lone ninjas would burn entire castles themselves.
>>71017015
is this a leak?????
>tfw Tyrion will never reunite with Gerion in Essos
Truly the most underrated Lannister
>>71017020
>maisie
I thought it was sophie
>no screen
oh okay so it's just fucking nothing then
>>71016938
Robin will get Lyanna Mormont, she deserves it for being only 1 of 2 Northern Houses to support Jon
>>71016814
Think about the meme points you can get by doing something meme! Also, why is it so empty.
>>71017057
your a big guy
>Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Looks like I found the Redditor
>>71017077
Yes
http://www.strawpoll.me/10530176
http://www.strawpoll.me/10530176
http://www.strawpoll.me/10530176
http://www.strawpoll.me/10530176
Those of you who've watched the leak VOTE
>>71016973
LMAO, this desu. They've already decided they'll hate tonight's episode just because it is Jon not Stannis
Autists, based Jon bros ignore them
>>71017032
>long hair
>ill fitting clothing
>loser central
I think he found it
>>71017079
Tyrion almost reunited with Gerion when he passed by the ruins of Valyria
Do we have any decent streams up yet /tv/?
>>71017096
that's the main area, in the viewing area right now >>71017032
>>71017091
Oh, that would be cute actually. She's strong enough to toughen him up.
>>71016784
>Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
I don't watched GoT.
This is a major disappointment.
Not entirely sure what it was, but I watched the hypetrain videos and was hyped.
>>71017032
Could you please , please good anon , take a photo of that landwhale with the glasses , that always sits in front of the bar ? That lardy piece of shit , please , tell her how much I hate her.
>TWOW will make people cry.
What is this monster going to do to our beloved Daeny?
>>71017072
What a cheeky lad.
can the pedos please leave St. Bran alone this time pls & ty
>>71017104
>everyone who disagrees with me is Reddit
>>71017133
You are terrible at this.
Leak!
>>71017061
you have to go back
>>71017091
This.
Robin will be worth 5 northern mainlanders by the time Lyanna gets through with him.
>>71017123
Are Jon bros upset that CIA will save him?
>>71016926
Vague
>>71016792
Stop whining and don't watch it then, nigga. For me it's the reverse, I personally like the Northern storylines the most and don't like most of the storylines that were prominent last week so I didn't even bother catching up with Ep 8 until a couple days ago.
>>71017150
you wot
>>71017083
Yep.
>>71016926
American gothic
>>71016973
So much this.
>>71016725
So, i went to a feminist GoT page (fuck you, it's the only place where i can have a discussion about GoT in my language, don't judge me) and they seen mad that Jon is the one receiving the whole glory and fan support instead of Sansa.
Leaks say Jon is crowned king in the north by the Northern people, will feminists riot after based Jon take the title out of Sansa's hands?
>>71017169
replace robin with sansa and this is literally what happens.
Hipster bar is PACKED
>>71017142
He's gonna get killed by Jon
Remember Jon's dream of fighting the others in black and red armour
Spoiler: it's Euron's black and red Valyrian steel armour
>>71017164
What happened to Unella posting?
SHIELD WALL
>>71017140
Also ask her if you can post pic of her bared tits here.
Why didn't Aegon the conquered just genocide the iron born? They're useless.
>>71017246
As a longtime Total War fan this gives me a nice stiffy.
>>71017183
>Jonbro claims Stannisautists are delusional.
>Only 5 mins until he's proven right.
>>71016973
DELET THIS
>>71017142
I could really get behing Euron becoming the new invincible bad guy after Ramsay inevitably dies this season.
>>71017159
anyone who calls the high hawk a lying shitstained fanatic is reddit
you weren't even trying to hide it with language like that redman
>>71017202
what got deleted?
>>71017246
SHIELD THE WALL
SHIELD THE WALL
SHELWALSHELDON
leaks???
>>71017238
After he does something awful to Daenerys i'm afraid.
>>71017281
Guys, how do I gun?
Nevermind, got it.
>>71017301
pic of the shame naked lady
>>71017257
He didn't have the right tools to deal with them
>>71017286
You're pathetic samefagging piece of shit and nobody cares about your boring generic character
>>71017281
>/twg/ bros in the thread
as sick as a pontus meme
>>71017299
Fuck off you contrarian retard, if you think the high sparrow is somehow in line with 4chins you need to stick your head in the toilet and choke yourself.
>>71016725
>no Umber hijinks
>the spoilers were correct
>Ramsay is gonna kill off Rickon this episode
>Arya plot line wasted
>Dany getting another free army
christ, i could go on forever, but the writing on GoT has really become soap opera tier, there's no clever plot lines or curve balls for the viewers anymore
can't wait for this shit to end, the best thing that can come out of GoT is that its success will spawn better shows in the future
>>71017309
BOLTONS!
>>71017341TRIARII
>>71017191
you can find a cuter pic to spam
>>71017361
DONDARRION
>>71017403
>7-0
WAIF GONNA GET U
>>71016814
Do something funny
Cleganebowl is never cancelled
>>71017356
Well, that's what happen when you let D&D run wild just check their record, man.
>>71017430
i-if it's waif I don't mind
>Jon and Sansa are separated during battle
>littlefinger saves Sansa from a nonexistent danger and she runs off with him again
>repeat the same plot for two more seasons
So let me get this straight. Dany will invade Westeros with:
>The Dothraki
>The Unsullied
>The Ironborn
>The Second Sons
>Dorne
>3 Dragons
And on top of that Kings Landing will already be exploded by time she gets there. This show is really just building towards a big feminist capeshit dragons vs ice zombies finale isn't it? I miss my somewhat well written political intrigue bros
>>71017385
>>71017341Warhammer is best recent total war
>season has been shit
>season excuses saying it's because all efforts went into episode 9
>mfw this episode will also be shit
>>71017295
Same. Seems like he's being built that way in the new Aeron chapter.
>>71017445
Cleganebowl got cancelled. Stop pretending otherwise.
>>71016814
There will undoubtedly be a you tube video of reactions at the bar, so yell something about 4chan so we know youre there. Fucking do it. Represent
>>71017445
Redditbowl is off the menu kiddo
Hurry up with those leaks already. I don't wanna miss any part of the NBA Finals for this garbage show.
>>71017473
>season has been shit
best season yet ;)
>>71017480
Lies, that's a recent instagram pic from Hafthor.
As long as Gregor and Sandor are "alive", this 'Bowl is not over
>>71017413
I don't have that many, wanna share some?
>>71016725
Make way for only bastard worth posting about
>>71016725
>father's day
>episode features the man who looked up to his father killing a man who murdered his own father
>theyre both bastards
POTTERY
>>71017463
It's literally impossible for any one man to keep so many completely diverse factions aligned for a singular goal, especially one as logistically complex as an overseas invasion using armies that don't even speak a common language.
All her shit is going to fall apart real fast
>>71017473
if wun wun dies i'll kill people with a knife tommorow at work.
Jk i don't want arrested, i've always wanted to try anal sex but i don't think guys in prison will be gentle to my boipussy
>>71017324
No sorry, but at least i've noticed (you)
>>71017463
Even Moon Boy would have conquered Westeros by now with all the freebies she got
>>71017541
>tfw I saved this last year
>>71017529
>implying this wouldnt be the better matchup
>>71017549
But Mance
I miss him
>>71017529
Reddit and normiefags like you are so insufferable
clenagebowl is never going to happen. the show doesn't even hint at it happening. normies have hyped up this garbage when there is literally no reason they would ever fight and it wasn't in the books either
How will Jon unite his aunt Dany with the north tobeat the white people in kings landing?
>>71017324
pogodi tko?
>>71017424
like jesus
the fucking KILLERS torrent keeps reappearing, it's the third time i've almost gotten an heart attack
>>71017413
what do you think his type of man is?
>>71017552
I'd be gentle to your boipussy. I'd even let you cut my nipples with a knife if you wanted.
>>71017541
That's funny.
>>71017549
>one man
>mfw ramsay wins again
i hope Cersei ends up accidentally killing Tommen, Jamie killing Cersei to unite Westeros with Sansa and Jon, wiping out the crazy Targaryen cunt, Jon adapting the dragons as the true heir of the Targaryen bloodline and wiping the ice zombies out
>>71017549
in the real world sure, but they'll just ignore all of that in the show
>>71017586
same normies who cried themselves over when jon and sansa met this season
met as in, first time they even shared a scene, first time they ever spoke lines to each other.
yet people came up with so much headcanon they literally cried when this happened.
I've had my moments in this show but that was not one of them. stonefaced
>>71017621
ramsay winning this time would be great, jontard
>>71016725
>Jon gets a Targ logo
Even if he is the son of Rhaegar, he's much more of a Stark.
>>71017628
Next season will be Westeros + Dany versus Others.
I didn't get my father anything for father's day because fuck him lmao.
>>71017648
jon deserves to lose because he's an incompetent imbecile
>>71017648
>wanting ramsay to win
he has been ruining this series since season 3
the sooner he is off my television screen the better
>>71017578
Hound's gonna get her Valyrian steel.
Gods aren't done with him yet, he'll need it to kill Walkers and set it on fire ala Thoros to kill wights.
And they're both headed North and are in the Riverlands right now, it's inevitable.
>>71017586
>cleganebowl is reddit
Where do you think you are right now?
>>71017581
The wildling tribes all had a common enemy. If they didn't cooperate they would cease to exist.
Her men have literally no reason to want to invade Westeros other than that Dany tells them to and the only reason anyone listens to her on the show is because they think they're going to get pussy
Not long now until its butchered ;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65MQRZKP4YY
Does Tommen not fly so good this episode or next?
>>71016725
Will Ramsey's20 good menchange side and fight for Jon?
>>71017589
Tyrion will mediate.
He knows Jon, knows he's not a liar and knows Dany.
And he's already seen dragons, why not believe Walkers also exist?
>>71017720
62 bears > 20 good men
>>71017685
Every one digs different things, but Arya is a straight up goblin. Absolutely and utterly disgusting
>>71017699
>We could have the manderly's and a dozen other houses riding to Jon's aid at the critical moment
>No, it's a 'Sansa goes behind Jon's back and offers to lickity kiss CIA's peanus weanus if he saves them' episode.
>>71017720
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen is loyal only to Ramsay only.
>>71017699
Can it be butchered if it's not even being included?
>>71017724
Tyrion? No.
Kinvara and Melly? Yes.
>>71017685
SWEET
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>>71017586
>normies
/got/ only started hating Cleganebowl until it went mainstream. How fucking petty you would have to be that you start disliking sonething just because your imaginary enemy likes it?
It's jyst like the muh our guy autism where if Reddit likes a character we should somehow dislike them.
>>71017669
Ramsay deserves to win because he's the only legitimate character left. they've gutted every other storyline. how is it the same people who murdered Joffrey are now too scared of his beta brother? enough to leave the entire city?
>>71017683
clenagebowl is only hyped by normies and redditors. hound is a fan favorite for normies right next to Jon
>>71017757
>>71017743
Fair points
>>71017743
You think Lyanna will be leading them into the charge?
yes jon very good jon you've won winterfell (thanks to littlefinger) and youre crowned king of the north (which you dont deserve) well done
HOWEVER
>>71016814
Yell out
>I AM DARKSTAR AND I AM OF THE NIGHT
plz
>>71017760
They're including it after the fight is done
>>71017699
Yeah, was really expecting Manderlys to pop up out of nowhere and join Jon in the middle of the battle before the Vale gets there and finishes off the Boltons' side.
But nope. Instead Manderlys and White Harbor got mentioned all those times probably so that we'll see a fat bastard give a speech after the thing and suck Jon's dick by wanting him to be king so he doesn't get his oathbreaking head chopped off.
>>71017801
She probably would if they would let her.
>>71017699
>ywn hear wylla manderly being defiant
>ywn see 'davos' head on a stick
>ywn watch a frey pie get eaten
>>71016814
Get angry AF after you at them to put on Game 7 and they refuse
>>71017804
>HOWEVER
However what? You're actually a Targaryen and possibly heir to the iron throne? Can things possibly get any better?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE STREAM LINKS? I CAN'T FIND ANY ANYWHERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Requesting that picture of littlefinger as gandalf and yohn as eomer
>>71017766
Kinvara and Melly are pushing different people.
Kinvara would consider Melly wrong and Jon a false Azor that will lead them to darkness
>>71017801
Not that anon but no, pic related
>>71017698
>they think they're going to get pussy
Yeah, rape pussy. Also, the Dothraki are a warrior culture, they want to experience something exciting. Staying in Essos means raiding the same goatfuck villages they've been raiding for years now.
>>71017861
I didn't vote for him.
Realistically, what's the worst case scenario for where the show is going?
>>71017877
She's dying tonight isn't she? ;_;
Fucking awful thread.
HYPE!
HYPE!
HYPE!
HYPE!
>>71017892
you're really overestimating shitskins
any leaks yet?
>>71017877
It's already ITT, you fucking moron.
Does anybody plan to livestream tonight or know where to find one please?
>>71017899
It can get worse than this?
Another quality /got/ thread
>>71017699
>tfw we'll never get a good adaptation of the last three books
Are there any 720p streams around?
Is SD really all that's out there in 2016?
>>71017778
>clenagebowl is only hyped by normies and redditors.
You fucking wot?
/got/ loves Hound and cleganebowl, were you even here for the Broken Man episode? or the season 5 finale?
>>71017906
You really want to know?Truede said he's crowned King of the North after the battle and Lyanna is present.
>>71017899
>bran flashes back in time
>kills CIA's mom
>this whole series never happened
according to leaks word is right when jons army is about to lose to the boltons this guy rolls in and saves the day.. who is this guy?
>>71017935
yes
>>71017887
They will come together.
>>71017699
>tfw no Manderlys in the show
On the other hand, atleast they cant fuck them up like everything else..
>>71016814
Find out what TV it is and get an app on your phone that turns it off.
>>71017079
He already has.
>Implying Gerion isn't the tattered prince.
>>71017843
>ywn see Stannis, based theon and asha together
>ywn see Hosteen Frey and frey shits get fucked up on the lake
> ywn see Stannis give Ramsay to R'hllor
>>71017935
sadly, no
>>71017861
jonfags:
>jon might be a targaryen
LINE OF SUCCESSION GAIZ JON IS RIGHTFUL HEIR TO IRON THRONE
>bran is the rightful king of the north
guys line of succession doesnt matter
>>71017899
realistically?
>Ramsay dies
>Sansa is taken by littlefinger and is sold to the Down's syndrome King
>cersei is killed
>tommen remains in power
>Jon finds dany while looking for Sansa
>>71017957
I wonder if that part will be tonight or ep 10.
>>71017899
Reality is often worse than my imagination, so I'll tell you after this episode
>>71017804
>Jon crowned King of the North
>>71017935
yes
new preson vid leaked hours ago
>>71016725
>getting hype
>Implying Stark will lose
Fucking KEK
>>71017963
Jack Black
>>71017032
Who the fuck watches Got in a bar with random people????
Is this normal in the land of the free?
Why does plebbit hate CIA so much?
>>71017971
Or Kinvara will ask Dany to burn Jon and Melly and only when Jon walks out of the fire unharmed will Kinvara realize that they'll need them both and that Jon is a dragon
>>71017963
DUDE WEED
Jon is 15 years older than Dany in the books . You guys are dumb if you think shes his aunt
>>71017899
Jon and Dany get together, join forces and defeat the Others, then live together happily ever after. The end.
>stuff of nightmares
>>71017955
>implying the people who hyped it here didn't have a plebbit tab open where they spout the same shit.
>>71017963
Jack Black?
>>71017977
Oh anon apparently they shit on manderly in ep10 for Snuh
>>71017955
Just ignore the newfags who don't even know about original /got/ memes.
>>71017963
Wonderboy
>>71017955
I'm neither reddit nor /got/ and I'm not a normie, but I found out about the hype from /got/.
So, yeah, I agree /got/ loves the hype.
>>71017998
Ep 10, I'd suspect. He stated the aftermath and I don't think they would show it until then. It's gonna be a pretty crowded finale, I hope it doesn't suffer for it.
what about episode
>>71018039
Jon is 30 in the books?
What was the point in him dying to just come back?
livestream for britbong pls
>>71018039
>the books
When will you learn?
>>71017463
She's literally gonna arrive to Kings Landing like she had in her vision in S1 when it's just ruins with no one left.
Okay with this tbqh
ONE TRUE KING
>>71018027
Because he started the war of the 5 kings to enrich himself. The horrors of everything we've seen is indirectly his fault.
Snow get rekt.
Ramsay is the superior bastard.
>>71018039
Is this bait?
>>71017549
>who said anything about HE?
>>71018078
it's not on for like 3 hours you sperg
>>71018027
>using reddit
>>71018042
>Jon and Dany get together
Dany only fucks dudes with stupid facial hair
>>71017932
How? They're literally mongols in the sense that normally they're BTFO'd by the larger armies and only do small raids and infight, hence there are so many former Khaleesis because their husbands die so fast. They needed someone to give them a purpose.
>>71018039
> Your aunt can't be younger than you
you went full retard with this
>>71017982
>ywn get this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_3z7H-x2zM
>>71018074
so that he wouldn't be bound by his oath to the nights watch anymore you fucking stupid idiot
>>71018027
But, LF is a pretty horrible person.
He sold Sansa to the Boltons, then used the info from that to get Cersei to grant him permissions to attack and to get Wardenship.
He sold Ros to Joffrey cause it made Joffrey grateful and she was an informant for Varys.
Sold unknown prostitute to a dude who wanted to transform her and do some shit that wouldn't occur to a regular person case he wanted to recoup his money
>>71018071
Jon is like 16/17 in the books, like most of the characters.
>>71016725
Hi /tv/
I'm trying to get comfy for the bastardbowl tonight and I have a decision to make. What should I do?
A) Get a bag of peanut m&ms to enjoy with the episode
B) Get a bag of pretzel m&ms to enjoy with the episode
C) Get a jug of choccy milk and some dots to enjoy with the episode
or
D)not eat anything you fat fucking slob
Please assist.
A) Get a bag of peanut mnm
WHERE IS THE BRYAN CRANSTON CAMEO YOU FUCKS PROMISED ME?!?
>>71017992
>>71017992
jonfags are the biggest hypocrites ever. they change their opinion on everything based on how it effects mr. gary stu. actual worst character in got, this show was so much better before it became the jon snow jackoff fest.
>>71018007
he gets crowned king of the north and will be allowed to hold the stark name, just to find out he's actually a targaryen next season.
>>71018039
They are about the same age.
Also, you went full retard
>>71018036
I think both their visions become more accurate as the plot progresses. They have an agenda and they'll know what to do.
>>71018123
UNJUST
>>71018116
I remember reading in my history book about that time when the Chinese woman queen became leader of all the mongols by killing all their khans and then sailed them to America to take back her rightful place as queen of the Aztecs
idiot
>>71018022
It's not about watching got.
It's not about being with other people.
It's about being seen on youtube 'reaction' vids
i need some leeks
What will happen if Jon falls and is resurrected again ? How mad will he be ?
>>71018156
Get crispy m&ms, pretzel are also gold.
>>71018074
So he can get out of the Night's Watch.
>>71018156
A and B with chocolate milk
>>71018156
B sounds the best.
Chocolate milk and dots together sounds gross. One or the other would be fine.
How the hell do you spergs watch this shit with advert breaks??
>>71018114
So Jon is still a candidate?
Why does grrm make every character's motivation "lets do this so I can go fuck again" fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
>>71018146
Not to mention told Lysa Arryn to send a message to Catelyn warning her about the Lannisters so that she would suspect them, then lying to her about Tyrion's knife to push the two factions into war.
Do people just forget this shit?
>>71018071
Jon was born in 283
Dany was born in 298
>>71018074
to be a special widdle snowflake
>>71018039
What am i doing here
>>71018146
He also indirectly caused the war of the five kings.
>>71018036
But Jon wad burned by fire before
>>71018177
Reminder that Jon will give us the best episode of the season yet AGAIN and stannisautists will still bitch and moan
ungrateful apes
>>71018223
>armpit vagina
>>71018156
All of them, you know you want to.
>>71018194
Did someone say leeks?
>>71018074
To get him meek and not wanna be involved anymore.
He's not even fighting cause he really wants to get Winterfell back or fight the Walkers, he's doing it cause Sansa wants Winterfell back and he wants to keep her safe.
He would've fucked off South if Ramsay hadn't sent that letter or Sansa didn't come
>>71018156
I have a 6 pack of stout and a frozen pizza and i'm comfy right now but in your shoes i'd go for choccy milk and dots, they are truly both underrated in their respective categories of drink and snack.
>>71018258
Jon is marching into certain death because plot reasons. The only way he will win is because LF comes in to save him, which he apparently knew nothing about.
>>71018179
Check the asoiaf wiki
>Stannis not set as dead on the Kixx Web Site
WHAT COULD IT MEAN
>>71018223
>dany was born in 298
>dany is 2 years old
ADWD & AFFC take place in the year 300
>>71018156
Don't eat that shit , it's bad for you , anon . I care about you , we all do , that's why you should indulge this sort of chaotic lifestyle.D
>>71018221
Because it's realistic.
>>71018221
everything is sex
>>71018253
That was pre-resurrection.
He'll be a different man this time. and Rickon's death will wake the Dragon
>>71018221
Bran can't fuck anyone
wait Bran can fuck everyone
but he didn't know before getting with creepy 3ec
>>71018214
Do animefags really think webm related is cool?
>>71018156
Have you ever tried chocolate covered pretzels?
>>71018270
Yep.
>>71018258
not everyone who hates jon is a stannisautist i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about that irrelevant piece of shit. that doesnt make jon any less of a cardboard stock character.
>>71018270
http://www.liveleak.com
>>71018121
I have an uncle who is younger than me by 6 years.
My grandpa is a cocksman. It happens.
>>71018332
>>71018332
NEW THREAD
>>71018332
>>71018332
NEW THREAD
Two seasons left
Both will probably be 25 to 45% shorter
>Name the next big tragedy
>The next big plot twist
>The next person everyone will hate. And will they outedge Ramsay
>>71018146
He gave Sansa the choice to marry Ramsay stop with that crap. The rest of your points are valid.
>>71018223
try harder
>>71018191
Chinese woman queen. Actually, this happened to an extent since Ogedei's wife was chinese and Ogedei died while his war forces were out conquering. So his wife did control the Mongol capital.
Not that it matters becsuse what mayters is that the Dothraki are a bunch of village raiding simpletons without a leader who has a greater vision for them. World conquest means more riches for the.
>>71017814
>there isn't 62
;_;
>>71018258
On the other hand Stannis was actually an interesting character instead of a generic fantasy protagonist with no real personallity
>>71018303
>it's bad for you
Get a load of this fucking puritan.
I bet you actually want to live past 60 too, what a fucking scrub you are.
>>71018058
Wonderboy died fighting a hydra though.
Or is this yet another character not actually being dead?
>>71018352
He knew how to manipulate her into going along with it.
Fucker didn't even tell her until they were right at Moat Caillin and look at his face when she says yes, he already knew she'd say yes
>>71018318
Zero is the most perfect girl in video games.
>>71018214
I have no problem mixing foods, like some people
>>71018273
That's what I'm leaning towards, but pretzel m&ms are a close second
>>71018321
Yep, they're pretty GOAT
>>71018310
>muh realism
>in a fantasy setting
Can he not separate reality from fiction?
>>71016814
Where are the mad homo muslims when we need them?
>>71018177
>>71017992
Listen, Jonfags aren't one person. Yes, some of us can be retards but that goes for every fandom in /got/.
To be completely honest with you, my initial reaction to Truede's leak of him being crowned King of the North was that it sounded like shit. I agree it should have gone to Bran, Rickon or Sansa and I think D&D ignoring the bastard issue is kind of retarded.
I'd take getting more out of R+L (especially Rhaegar) this season over doing a lame repeat of Jon being KITN any day, but D&D are just cliche like that I guess. I suppose it won't last by next season and i'm glad about that. Chill guys.
>>71018444
Better bitch with a dragon than danny
>>71016999
trips confirms
>>71018272
>poor tortured little woobie does nothing for himself and has to get help from his sister and a pimp
and yet he STILL gets all the credit for it
>>71018413
>Stannis was an interesting character
His actor has that DILF charisma like Roose, otherwise I don't really care if it's Jon or Stannis. Stannis is for those who want to bend the knee, Jon for those who want to bend the waist.
>>71017537
From parts unknown!
>>71018509
he still has a dick
even if they carved some vaginas in him
>>71018417
No , I am just really scared of getting sick , as I leave in a shithole of a country where the medical system cannot be trusted . I also fear an agonazing death , to be honest .Basically , I am pussying out
>>71018483
Danny cowers in fear of dragons, Zero bitch slaps them and cusses at them. Dragons also try their best to get Zero's approval.
>>71018593
>Danny will never get her dragons to piss themselves in fear
>Well done Ramsay, well done
>HOWEVER
>>71016814
is that the burlington bar? if so, wildfire the place please, can't stand all those fucking normies cheering at everything no matter how shit it is. tell the girl in the hipster glasses who always sits at the front to wipe that stupid smile off her face too.
>>71017887
also where mel is simply a red priestess, kinvara is the HIGH priestess. she outranks mel, so mel is honour bound to obey kinvara and accept what she says, kinvara is the authority on the church of rhollor
>>71018239
yeah so there would be no series without him you ungrateful shits.
>>71018434
>blaming LF for sansa being a weak bitch who can't say no to him
nice one m8
>>71018074
to show he's special. and there's more to his story
>>71016814
Gun it down
>>71018809
LF's been manipulating Tullys for years, dude's s professional at it
>>71016814
I don't understand.
>>71018042
dany likes bad boys though.
people shes willingly fucked
khal drogo - badass cruel dothraki warlord
daario naharis - badass smooth talking fighting tough guy
people she didn't want to fuck
jorah- nice guy who is always caring of her and protective
>>71018458
Well in fairness, Rickon's dead because he couldn't run in a serpentine pattern, nobody's seen Bran in years and everyone assumes he's dead, but Jon's an experienced military commander with the apparent support of the Vale on top of that. It may just be pragmatism on the part of the northern lords, but maybe I'm just trying to come up with excuses for bad writing.
>>71016784
>Counter reminder that just because something is outlawed by smug pope doesn't mean it won't happen.
>>71017992
Bran isn't the rightful king in da norf tard. Yes he's the heir to winterfell, but in all technicality Robbs note probably trumps previous inheritance seeing as in northern eyes he'd be considered legit and thus second son beats third
>>71019428
I actually think the whole By Royal Decree There Will Definitely Be No Cleganebowls, None Do You Hear Me, None business makes the whole deal more FUCKING CONFIRMED than ever. Though it may not be the envisioned trial by combat.
