>white
>male
>autistic
>daddy issues
>lives in his mother basement
>wears glasses
>excellent taste in music
>fast as a lightning
>kissless virgin
is he, dare i say it, literally 4chan: the character?
>kissless virgin
I think you'll find he's a sisterfucker
>>70979761
>>excellent taste in music
nigger please
>>70979815
WHAT?????
>>70979761
is he racist?
>>70979824
What would you call good music?
>inb4 classical stuff
>>70979761
is that why reddit loves him so much?
>>70979963
yeah he is actually
in x men evolution he was very racist towards non mutants
>>70979936
Don't take it seriously. He fucked his twin in the Ultimate universe and people have been trying to push it on every incarnate Wanda and Pietro.
>>70980049
Thats not racist that specieist
>>70980049
You can't be racist towards the oppressors, shitlord.
>>70980104
>He fucked his twin
nice
>>70980104
>wincest in a alternate universe
yep he much likely is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-hPa5KA1Ac
this scene was fucking *AMAZING*
>>70979761
No, because he can do cool, useful and productive shit.
>>70981650
>some of them want to abuse you
BRAVO SINGER
>>70981650
so what will the song be for the 90s?
I hope for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkhl-CgETg
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVz7KxJJJWw
>>70981787
like fuck his own sister? bravo 4chan
>>70981650
This scene alone took almost two months to film
Imagine how long a standalone would take, jesus
>magneto
>jewish
>white
>>70981956
magento was a slav therefore white
>>70981939
Would be intolerably quirky. Probably it would tie for the worst capeshit ever with deadpool.
>>70981650
Holy shit, he's moving even faster than in the Days of Future Past scene.
This character/scene is just shoehorned in because of how popular the other scene was, isn't it?
there is only one true 4chan: the character!
Nope
>lean
>people care about him
>isn't worthless
>isn't a pseudo intellectual
>can realistically attract 9/10s rather than 1/10s like actual anons
>isn't insecure
>etc.
>>70979980
He probably listens to metal or vaporwave shit
>>70979761
>is he, dare i say it, literally 4chan: the character?
Lmao if 4chan had his power they'd be speed raping women all day.
>>70981650
Man and I thought he was retardedly overpowered in this first movie, how could they possibly have an interesting story where a character is literally beyond a god?
>>70982100
Yes.I'm okay with it though, it was literally the only good part of the movie. Apocalypse blowing him the fuck out was nice too.
>>70982238
>Man and I thought he was retardedly overpowered in this first movie
didn't he get shot by a fucking bullet and died in first movie?
>>70979824
/mu/ detected. Go be contrarian somewhere else.
>>70979761
yes, he was based off a 4channer.
>>70979815
This. He def is into his sis. Just adds to the argument.
>>70980227
^this is what femenists believe.
>>70982238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQALGhJKjgc
>>70982261
Please let this be bait.
>>70982508
>he didn't see it. kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORCKfVZ6ekw
>>70982579
No, I mean I hope he's baiting about these being from the same series of movies.
ITT: Characters that stole the film
Colossus and NiggaSonic in MemePool
>>70979761
>excellent taste in music
>Top 40 classic rock
>>70982476
>literally unable to detect him at first, doesn't see him coming, Quicksilver comes up and laughs in his face before punching him
>but he can turn on a get out of jail free power that allows him to somehow see Quicksilver in slow motion even though he couldn't moments ago
Are comics the worst told stories in the world?
>>70982476
Why doesn't he just run up to people and shoot them in the face?
>excellent taste in music
I didn't see any Can posters in his room. Only generic Pink Floyd ones.
>>70982579
what a shity movie
>>70983611
Apocalypse' power is the power to alter his body at the atomic level. That includes effectively duplicating other mutant powers by altering his genetic code / brain.
>>70983666
Well Satan, I imagine it's because he doesn't want to kill people.
In what way is he autistic? He knows how to talk to people. He's practically a Chad, a Chad that knows how to moonwalk. You lonely nerds throw the "autism" label on your favorite characters just so you can feel like your sperg lives aren't pathetic kek.
Would the music be really slow for him? Like to him it takes hours to listen to a song or can he super speed up the track
>>70979761
>Dad is a Jew
Isn't that enough to get a person banned from 4chan?
>>70983814
>That includes effectively duplicating other mutant powers by altering his genetic code / brain.
So he's a Sentinel again?
>>70983880
Nope hes an ultra weapon X
>>70982162
I'd be speed jacking off
>>70981650
LOL! THAT DOG WAS EATING THE PIZZA!!!!
HAHAHA LOL! HE TOOK A SIP OF THE DRINK WHAT A MADMAN!! XD
HAHAHAHAH OMG THAT GUY WAS GONNA KISS THAT GIRL EWW LOL GROSS HAHAHA
>>70981872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
>>70981982
>slav
>white
>>70983814
>That includes effectively duplicating other mutant powers by altering his genetic code / brain.
how does he know the genetic code that'd be necessary to make him fast as fuck
how does he magically detect this during the time quicksilver is whooping his ass
>>70980104
reminder they were implied to be incestuous in Age of Ultron
>In the comics, every time you see an image of them, they’re always holding each other’s hand and looking over each other’s shoulder,” Olsen says. “They’re always so close, it’s almost uncomfortable. Aaron and I have been playing a little bit with those kinds of images just for ourselves.
>>70983814
>Apocalypse' power is the power to alter his body at the atomic level. That includes effectively duplicating other mutant powers by altering his genetic code / brain.
that was definitely never said in the movie, in fact he needs to transfer to other mutants bodies to get their powers, like the regenerating guy at the start and Xaviers powers
I think we are just meant to presume that super reflexes are one of the powers in his arsenal that he's taken over the millenia
>Has a chance to talk with Magneto
>Never mind that we better spend all the time on Mystique's relationship with Magneto and not have Quicksilver develop his relationship with his dad at all lol
