focking 'ell
>>70964782
>he needs a license for his tv
>vacation in England
>turn on MTV
>it's hosted by ISIS
I could have save you lad
why don't you just pay them already
WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S A REAL THING!!!
I HAD TO GOOGLE IT BUT IT'S A REAL FUCKING THING! IT'S NOT A MEME!
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THE NO SINGLES POLICY OR HAVING TO SNEAK IN FOOD TO THEATRES
BUT NO
PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY FOR A """"TV LICENSE"""" WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN
>>70964871
Shut up idiot
>>70964782
write below the line i dare you op
>>70964898
Are you from the UK?! Do you have to pay money to avoid """illegally watching live tv"""?
>>70964782
Get a life gent, licence that entertainment
Do you have Licence to /tv/?
>inspectors show up at your door
>tell them they can't come in
>literally nothing they can do
>repeat 6 months later
Everyone I know does this.
>Sitting the exam a few weeks ago
>Couldn't name every black character in Eastenders
>Fail
Fucking hell can't afford to take the test again
What's the problem? If you don't have a tv, just let them in to inspect. Make sure you have three years of bank statements ready, they will want to check them for tv purchases. Then you just sign the form giving your name, address, date of birth, and confirming that you will report to them within a 28 days of buying a tv in the future, and you're done.
wait wait wait
in america i just have a 50 mile OTA antennae and I get like 30 channels free. AMC, Fox, NBC, CBS, PBS, all that....
you have to pay for free OTA cable in great britshitstain?
>>70964782
empty threats, OP. had this happen several times when ive moved house. never owned a tv since i got internet, but the fags want to exploit everyone they can so they write a scary letter to bully you into giving them money they dont deserve. Just ignore it, they're too fucking stingy to actually hire "investigation" teams. propaganda and perpetuating the *KNOCK KNOCK* bullshit is all they have.
fuck tv licsence.
>>70964957
Nah they just walk into your house in the UK if you leave your door umlocked. Somebody post the article about that
>>70964843
Lel
I chuckled at england being cuckled
>>70964996
You get AMC for free?
We have to buy cable to get those kinda channels
>this is considered a muffin in bongistan
>>70965001
This one?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3416247/Police-letting-people-s-houses-TWEETING-pictures-bizarre-anti-burglary-drive.html
britcucks lol
>>70965001
Bullshit, they're not cops, they're just ordinary dudes doing their shitty job.
>leave your door umlocked
England, not Canada.
>>70964782
This meme ia getting out of hand
Kudos to you guys, you're so innovative
>>70965028
that's either an eccles cake or a bun/roll
>>70965054
no its a muffin you toast it and slice it open add butter you want a fight or somethin
>>70964966
What kind of exam was this?
>be britbong
>buy an unregistered plastic knife
>get sent to jail
>be muslim
>rape 100 kids or behead people
>still live free
>not paying for his tv license
GET OUT YOU FUCKING MUDSLIME
>>70965028
it's a cob
>>70965096
>willingly paying the BBC tax
>>70965020
whoops, im hungover
meant ABC
>>70965124
my wife pays the BBC tax
>>70965081
s-sorry anon ;_;
>>70965096
>watching live TV when the internet exists
Get off the computer grandpa
>giving the BBC money
>ever
No thanks.
>>70964782
or what ? OR WHAT ?
fucking bonglanders
>>70965041
Yep that's it
>>70965086
Fo TV licence of course
>american education
>Around 70% of TV licence evaders are female
>2016
>owning a television
>paying £100 a year to watch live content on said television
>>70965224
I'm English
>>70965235
OP, post feet
>>70965181
You don't need an OR WHAT in a civilised society. If you can't grasp this very basic concept that serves as foundation for our whole society then you can take the first plane to the Central African Republic and live in a mudhut boiling your own shit not to waste any salt, that's where people like you, with no sense of civil duty whatsoever, belong.
>>70965293
>civil duty
lol faggot
>>70965089
>be American
>purchase a rocket launcher
>kill 200 children
>country continues to sell them
>tell my friends to kill more and they'll never stop us
>God bless being white
>>70964782
Guys... I watched youtube video yesterday and I don't have a license yet (my exam results will come next week). Do you think I will have a trouble? I swear this was accident - I've misclicked and embeded video opened up
What other countries other than the UK require TV licenses?
>>70965422
Italian/British here, both countries require a licence
>>70965360
What was the video? You might be okay depending on the content
>tfw my falcon license expires this year
>>70965484
It was a صلاة الفجر video
>>70965536
masha'allah it's all good then
>>70964782
>we'll schedule a visit
Don't they need a court order to do that?
>>70964782
Where is this even a real thing? Why would anyone pay for a "license" to watch TV?
>>70964782
Does OP actually have a tv?
>>70965565
their court order licence has expired
>it's a thinly veiled /pol/ takeover thread episode
>>70964782
Do you have a license to the brand of your TV you're using and showing your friends, with the logo and shit?
>>70964782
>>70965606
no it's not fuck off to your continment board it's just banter
>>70965642
>>70965666
I guess ukek is safe
>>70965536
Easy mate
When they turn up, put a towel on your head and act like you don't speak or understand English
Works every time, doesn't even matter what skin colour you are
>>70965666
fuck off abdul
>>70965716
>put a towel on your head
but towels are illegal anon
>>70965740
He means a tea towel
AT THE JOB CENTRE LIFE'S A LAUGH
>>70965740
Not if you're a Muslim mate
BIN THAT TELLY
>>70964782
Why is that letter Futaba blue?
kek, make sure when you go pay for your TV license you take your 1.5 litre VW and make sure it is insured for the full amount of 5000 pounds per year and make sure it isn't restricted for being too fast. When you get there you may want to head next door to get some food, but make sure to keep it to three ice cubes, no lemons, and tap water or they make charge you 10 pounds instead of 5.
fucking European trash.
>>70964782
>spelling everything with a 'C' instead of an 'S'
lol britbongs
>>70965859
>tyrone attempts comedy
>>70965859
Bantz status
[ ] - top
[x] - shit
>>70965596
You don't get adverts if you buy a license.
Just like 4chan :^)
>modern britain
Do they still make you buy a licence if you don't own a TV?
>>70965859
> litre
>>70965980
>nobody liked my joke!
lol
>tfw I used to tape anime to VHS because Adult Swim was broadcasting more 12oz mouse and Tim and Eric.
>I just wanted more Eureka 7, Paranoia Agent and Fooly Cooly to watch.
>staying up till 2am to hit the record button.
>watching and saving the tape for memories.
>now I own them on DVD and threw the old tapes away.
>>70965981
No. But they check you're not lying
>>70965896
>>70965933
>TFW comfy at home watching my TV without a license
>TFW never have to worry about being mugged or shot because I conceal carry a Glock 19
>TFW go to a restaurant and receive free refils and as much ice as I want
>TFW pull up to said restaurant in my actually affordable sports car
>TFW go to work and actually do my job instead of bitch incessantly like they eurotrash they hire to come in and "train" people more knowledgeable than them.
ah feels good to live in a free nation.
>>70966027
>TFW
you neeed to go back, shitskin
>>70966027
>>70966027
>TFW comfy at home watching my TV without a license - adverts instead of license
>TFW never have to worry about being mugged or shot because I conceal carry a Glock 19 - correct
>TFW go to a restaurant and receive free refils and as much ice as I want - but forced to tip even if service is shit
>TFW pull up to said restaurant in my actually affordable sports car - but I can't work a gear box
>TFW go to work and actually do my job instead of bitch incessantly like they eurotrash they hire to come in and "train" people more knowledgeable than them. - lol working neet masterrace
"free"
>>70965981
Different licence. You have to buy a licence to not own a T.V because avoiding Mandated Government Broadcasts is a criminal offence under Section 10, Subsection 5 of the Dissident Reformation Act of 2006.
I can't find the link any more, but I read I great article about a court day for TV licence offenders where several poorfags brought their TVs to the courthouse in a desperate attempt to avoid a fine.
>>70966066
how's the weather there, buddy? Maybe you'll see some light eventually. Oh, me? I'm headed to the river to float for 2 hours and drink beer. Sorry, I forgot your river was full of shit.
>>70966171
i cringed
>>70966218
nothing to cringe about here. After all, we landed on the moon before any other country because of our vastly superior combined intellect.
>>70966254
you're not even american
>>70965028
you're the ones calling it a muffin
>>70965980
>tfw never got to travel Europe before terrorists were welcomed into their country
>tfw it's only starting and spreading
I never minded it living here in the US since nonwhites are usually Americans anyways but I don't see the point of travelling to Europe if its native people is being overtaken by others
It's bizarre
Also, lol what am I talking about, we're getting a shit load of Cubans down here
Which countries should I visit before they are destroyed?
Just had a visit from the local inspector
>we exchanged pleasantries
>he asked to come inside but I declined claiming Im preparing dinner due to Ramadamadingdong
>He gave me a stern warning that not letting him know I have a television is a offence
>I tell him to be quiet as my children are reading the Caravan in the next room and need to pray
>He then asked if I had a television
>I said it was against my religion due to this building being a nosque
>He understood knowing not to pressure me on how I practice my religion so he leaves
>As he was leaving the BBC news theme starting playing
>He heard and attempted to get in my house, luckily shut the door
What do I do? He's banging on my drawing room window smugly claiming he is coming back with his goons
>>70966583
Germany, Sweden, Great Britain, South Korea, and France. Every other Euro country realizes the destruction of their native land and refuses refugees, but GB might be an exception if Brexit works out.
>>70964782
>statists will defend this
>>70964871
>mfw people also think poo in loo is a meme too
>americans complaining about the UK
>>70965051
>leaving your door unlocked in canada
>not expecting all your shit to get stolen
Are you legitimately retarded anon?
Are Americans really so thick that they don't understand that, while they don't have TV licensing, a portion of their tax money is used to pay subsidies and advertising companies in its stead? The only difference is that you've been conditioned not to mind the cock fucking you quite so much, in the UK they're just more obvious about it.
>>70964843
>go to America
>break my leg
>costs me two thousand dollars
But yeah, tv license though, you tell 'em. They sure are cucked.
>>70964871
>he thinks no singles is a meme
Geh fookin rekt ya limey
>>70966254
>WE WUZ ON MOON N SHEEEIT
We got to space first, but do continue to cling onto that.
>>70965313
The Koran literally states that gays have to die.
No one actually debates whether this should be interpreted in another way.
Same goes with infidels and apostates.
Islam is incompatible with western values.
I have no idea why liberals think of them as a protected class, even though it has NOTHING to do with race at all; It's an ideology.
America has a mental health issue and terrible security issue.
Canada has just as many guns per citizens and has less gun violence than a county in America.
>>70965244
>2015
>Norway
>Go over to a buddy of mine to watch UFC
>"I got the link for a stream. Want me to cast it to your Chromecast?"
>"NO. I got this covered"
>Switches to a channel he literally paid 15 bucks a month extra for
>Pays nearly 150 dollars a month just for the channels
>Pays 30 bucks for a right to even have a television per month
Sports channels are the only fucking reason why people own TVs here.
>>70970555
Id rather spend thousands of dollars than isis and numales cucking your country.
>>70968405
>MFW refugees actually have to earn at least 40K USD to even be allowed to be in my country. They have less than 2 years or else they get kicked out.
How many economic migrats do you think would actually try to learn the language and not try to surf on broken English at a MCJob.
Businessowners usually don't hire people who don't speak the native language.
It's going to be a mass exodus.
Thank you based immigration ministerWho is a woman. TRIGGERED!
>>70964871
but the no singles policy is real
>>70969686
once supreme leader trump is elected you can take all of the hispanic/latino slices and replace them with white
>>70972834
lmao you really think trump is gonna do anything with his presidency besides use his new TRUMPRESIDENT brand name to sell shampoo
