Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin!
HOWEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98
>can cast food
Why even bother from this point?
Just teach me how to cast different meals and leave me be.
>>70957477
You can't create food with magic, he merely teleports it from the kitchens (made by House Elves) to the Great Hall
>>70957492
>We have little creatures doing shit for us
>They're OK with it tho
Isn't that convenient?
>>70957431
Pure kino.
>>70957431
>It's a "Dumblredore sarin gasses the Slytherin barracks" episode
Im really enjoing this newish meme.
>Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff celebrating another house winning
what did they mean by this?
>>70957730
At least it wasn't the Slytherin Nazis
>>70957730
#AnyoneButSlytherin
>>70957477
>wizards could literally solve world hunger instantly but dont because of the prejudiced way they view a group of people different from them
>they even openly use a slur to describe them
jk why i thouht u wwere liberal
>>70957431
Damn, I've only now noticed that the other 3 houses also cheer when Griffyndor wins. Amazing how much the odds were stacked against Slytherin, and they still won with what, a 150 points lead?
>>70957539
Honestly, if anything that's the best part of the books. About the only time Rowling decided to do something subtle and morally challenging.
>>70957760
If Slytherin were Nazis, why did the teachers give them more points than the other houses?
>>70957767
>>70957431
Why is Snape clapping like a retard when Slytherin is announed first place?
>>70957431
>said Dumbledore calmly.
>>70957783
>why did Snape give them more points than the other houses?
ftfy
>>70957796
snape is head of slytherin you dolt.
>>70957814
So why didn't McGonagal just give Gryffindor infinity points?
>>70957798
DID YA PUTH YA NEMAH IN DA GOBLATH OF FIAH 'RRY
>>70957824
But Slytherin is evil and Snape is secretly good
>>70957431
The fucking comments, can they be more cringey?
>>70957851
because jk made it up as she went.
How the fuck does the points system even work? People like Snape and McHaggagal throw them out at will and you're telling me after a WHOLE YEAR houses only end up with like 600 points?
>>70957843
Because she's not pathetic like Snape
Not even trolling, there are multiple scenes in the books where Snape favours Slytherin and gives them points for arbitrary things
>>70957814
Every other teacher was biased towards Griffyndor. If anything Snape just evened the odds somewhat.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME MUH POINTS
>>70957870
not true
>>70957798
>>70957848
>>70957875
you can also deduct freely from other houses. So you probably have asshole teachers adding 100 points to their favored house and subtracting 100 from the shitter houses.
>>70957898
>Basilisk venom destorys horcruxes
>Harry got bit by the Basilisk
>>70957890
That shit shouldn't be tolerated. There should be a new headmaster that dissolves the houses and does away with the segregation
>>70957892
KILL ME
>>70957870
idk i rewatched the movies and snape has always loved harry and wanted to protect him but what most people think snape is is some dark motherfucker who only wants to ruin everyone's fun
he's basically just one of those preppy kids in school that only ever follow the rules and don't know how to interact in social situations.
he's grown in the way that his convictions are strong and he has a cause he believes inprotecting lily and then in-turn her son after he fails to save her
but he's still the same kid that got bullied by james and the gang
>>70957920
but fawkes
>>70957431
Imagine if this dick head principal did this to your 'team' every single year. Just last minute awarded your rivals a shit load of points so they always won.
This is a beautiful edit btw, the studio should pay you millions to recut all 8 films into indie sun dance director's cut
>>70957920
Harry wasn't destroyed
>>70957898
totally true. hence the complete change in tone to fit with the movies.
and don't give me that "the books matured with the audience" nonsense either.
>>70957730
hufflepuff are known cucks, cedric diggory asked cho chang because he wanted to be cucked by harry potter but he completely forgot that cho didnt know about any of it so the plan failed. its why hes not in ravenclaw.
anyway ravenclaw are smart so they know the important dynamics of interhouse relations. they would have cheered for slytherin
>>70957730
They're cucks. All the Gryffindors fuck Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff bitches.
>>70957935
>idk i rewatched the movies and snape has always loved harry and wanted to protect him
Uhhhhh, no.
Snape despises Harry, he's the spit of James. The ONLY reason he protects Harry is moral obligation to Lily. That's it.
>>70957952
exactly. but he was a horcrux, and basilisk venom destroys horcruxes,
>>70957955
but didn't she have in mind the whole story since the beginning? I watched an interview a long long time ago and rowling said that
>>70957875
>everybody who didn't make them homework gets deducted 10 points from their house
>netto loss of 150 points every single class
>>70957767
It's cool dude, she made hermione black and made a bunch of the side characters transgender and shit so those cis white scum were good xir after all and it's okay to like the series again.
>>70957920
basilisk venom just kills anything it touches pretty much no matter what
unless of course you have pheonix tears
harry ALMOST died. the horcrux would've broken then.
the only reason harry didn't die when volde kadavra'd him in the last movie was because the spell rebounded cause he basically casted it on himself
Why would hogwarts have a house full of evil students?
>>70957933
This scene is so fucking bizarre
>>70957982
well he was actually dying at the time. He was just deus ex phoenix'd back to life.
>>70957933
OUT OF THE BEARDED BARLEY
>>70958004
HBP and DH Part 1 are both really weird movie and are so out of place in the series.
>>70957932
It gets even worse when you consider there's no other grading or test system in Hogwarts. The points are literally the only measure for student performance until those finals in the last few years, which end up being only career aptitude tests.
It's a miracle any of the kids even knew basic spells at the end. The only incentive for learning instead of fucking off and trying random shit with your wand is the school trophy at the end of the year.
>>70957982
Neville chopped nagini's head off, killing her completely. harry was dying, but he didn't die
>>70958003
they're not evil they just go for power above all else or are vainglorious
>>70957980
This. Snape was a passive aggressive beta orbiter and it's fucked up that harry suddenly loves him and names his kid after him at the end and paints his dad as the jock bully.
He 'defends' harry for altruistic 'oh woe is me I sacrificed everything for lily' BS reasons but treats him like shit because he's still emotionally a bitter child.
>>70957995
i'm sure she had a vague idea but it's obvious she changed it as she went.
>>70958027
they had the O.W.L.S which essentially determined the rest of your wizard career based on how well you scored.
>>70958053
remember when russian bear man come and cuck small weak redhead child boy by making of fucking little girl? was good.
>>70958045
Plus Lily and James death are basically Snapes fault.
>>70958077
No I don't think I remember that particular scene in harry potter.
>>70957431
Is... Is this the so called "memekino" I've been hearing so much about?
>>70957431
Fucking perfect 10/10
>>70958207
how new are you. /tv/ meme-kino exists for a while now.
>>70957431
/tv/ dubs HOWEVER when?
>>70957431
That Gryffindor bias that Dumbledore had going on was probably the main reason Slytherin was full of hateful bastards seething with spite
>Announcing first place and then awarding bonus points
What a scumbag
>>70958045
>and paints his dad as the jock bully.
That's because he was.
The whole point system is retarded since teachers can just give however many points they want to their pet house at any time.
>>70957431
im glad the german dub sounds 5000x time better than the english crap
After 10 years of baneposting we have finally reached the age of howeverposting
>>70957539
They are slaves. Literally. Bound by magic.
>>70957730
ABS is a disease.
HUMBLE THE DOOR
>>70957492
Doesn't Ron's mom make giant meals out of dirt and dogshit? The idea is you can't just create food but you can alter things into food with yes yes, well done mcdonalds happy meal I made out of a dead rat, well done!
However
>>70958489
Merkelfag detected
>>70958533
Nope, she's a great cook
>>70958433
Yes and?
Its like youve never been to school before
>>70958521
>>70958489
Literally kill yourself
The 80s were a good time for Slytherin winning the House Cup.
And apparently the 1991-1992 year is the year that the Philosopher's Stone is set in
>>70958521
>HOLD THE DOOR!
Yes yes well done Meera well done, HOWEVER
>>70958521
HOWEVER
HOWEVER
HOWEVER
HOWEVER
HOWEVR
HOWEVR
HOWVR
HOWVR
HOWVR
...
Howvr.
>>70958680
Positively Welsh.
I remember getting really bothered by this scene when I firat watched it, and when I rewatched it I laughed at it.
So I approve of this meme! 10/10 meme points.
HOWEVER
>>70957933
Does he really say this? The movies are fucked up
>>70958718
Yes yes, well done Wales, well done Wales.
HOWEVER
>>70958027
What? They had regular grades and exams every year. And standardized tests. The house cup was nothing but a game
>>70958873
They didn't, only in the later grades. There's no tests, teachers simply award points if students know answers in class.
>>70958019
AND INTO THE FIRE
>>70957431
What's the music?
>>70958898
You have a very weird understanding about what the points are.
>>70958847
Yes
>>70958077
Was that the Man of Spiders cameo?
>>70958898
They turn in essays and have final exams every year mate. Though exams do get themselves cancelled a lot
>>70958947
pretty sure it's the sad song from the leftovers
>>70958947
From the Leftovers
>>70958947
Max Richter - November
>>70957431
>All those likes
>Just 1 dislike
LMAOING at that one samefag who talks shit about dumbleposting in every single thread
>>70958641
>>70958641
Why do wizards follow the christian timeline
>>70959058
Because Rowling is a hack
>>70957690
HOWEVER
>>70958360
Nah. He was just a chill guy who was popular because he was good looking, friendly and good at sports. The only bitter dick head was snape who talked shit because he was insecure then started thinking about murdering them with forbidden spells because they basically just kicked his ass for being a little shit.
>>70958489
Is the arabic pretty good in that version?
If we're being realistic he should have awarded those points after giving Slytherin the cup and they would have contributed to the next year's points instead.
>>70958898
Exams are mentioned, as well as homework and essays, it's just that the books don't focus on them
>>70958077
are...are you talking about krum? I don't think he fucked hermione, that's probably only in the eastern european versions bud.
>>70959117
HOWEVER
>>70958847
He was already dying because he was a retard, it was a mercy kill
>>70957431
Is this the fresh new hot meme straight out of /tv/?
>>70958863
kek
>>70957431
Good job, I laughed for the first time in 2016
I felt like I had a soul again thanks OP
For the first time the void of apathy was filled with emotion for 3 seconds
If only I weren't such an autistic failure, everything would have been better.. HOWEVER
>>70958027
>The only incentive for learning instead of fucking off and trying random shit with your wand is the school trophy at the end of the year.
Which is smart, if bit cruel.
What better incentive to do your homework and ace your exams but peer pressure?
>>70959134
this
The big exams at the end of the year are mentioned in every book, I think.
>>70959181
I don't remember this shit at all who is that?
>>70959203
probably not OPs video, I saw this yesterday in a small thread.
HARRY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>70959213
Slytherin hater man.
He got a ring that could supposedly resurrect the dead, tried it on but it was cursed and it poisoned him
Yes, yes, well done OP, well done OP!
HOWEVER
Story: Ginny is currently dating Harry however when her and Draco decide that they both have feelings for eachother her mind is no longer on Harry. However, Draco and Ginny get caught by Harry and Ginny manages to convince him to tell anyone. Meanwhile Draco has just come to terms with the fact he's got this mission to complete (HBP storyline) Ginny walks in on him having a breakdown and he shows her the dark mark. She doesnt react as how he thought she would and she asks if theres anyway in which she can help. So they come up with a plan, Ginny's going to disarm Draco from under the Astronmy tower so he doesn't or can't carry out the task. Draco is unware that Snape would have done it even if he simply couldn't do it. So that night Draco disarms dumbledore however they wern't banking on Harry being there, however he doesn't really have time to react to the whole situation as Ginny disarms Draco and within seconds Snape takes it upon himself to kill Dumbledore. Draco gets carted off with the deatheaters fleeing the school leaving a heart broken Ginny behind. 1 year or so later they see eachother for the first time at the battle of hogwarts, Draco goes to join Ginny on the 'other side' and leaves his death eaters behind him, they decide to make a quick exit although his father has other things in mind. He quickly figures out what's been going on and demands Draco kill her (i know extreme) or he'll do it himself. Draco cannot do it but luckily Ginny manages to break out of the death eaters grip and sends Lucious flying backwards with a stunning spell. Draco and Ginny then realise they are finally free and manage to get away from the battle and live a happy life together :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C90zj44-g8I
>MISTER POTTER, WHO ARE YOU? YOU SUCK, YOU HAVE NO TALENT, YOU'RE FLAT, YOU'RE A NOBODY, I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE, YOU'RE MEDIOCRE AND YOU CAN'T RESPECT SILENCE
>HOWEVER I'LL GIVE YOU 1400 POINTS
>>70959243
Faggot
>>70959243
>Chrome
>Windows 10
>announcing a report
What did you mean by this?
>Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin!
>HOWEVER
>*It Ain't You starts playing*
>>70959234
C A L M L Y
>>70957431
Why did they let Dumbledore do this?
Isn't Draco's dad on the school board? I'm sure that he (and other Slytherin parents) would've sent this demented old coot a strongly worded letter
>ravenclaw and hufflepuff get just as excited as gryfindor
How pathetic can these houses be?
>>70957431
I LOVE YOU OP
>>70959344
>you old fart why did you give those gryphandor guys so much points at the last second?
>>oh you know that magical artifact of immortality I had in the basement? He stopped that-guy-whose-name-you-aren't-supposed-to-say from stealing it and starting muggle holocaust 2
>okay then that's fine
they didn't want to come out as death eaters yet
Yes, yes, well done Anvil Hoarder, well done Anvil Hoarder!
HOWEVER
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE
>HOWEVER became a meme too late to be applied to Leo and his lack of Oscars
>SHOVE ALL THE SLYTHERINS IN THE DUNGEON
>Uhhh, why?
>UMMM. BECAUSE THEY'RE EVIL THAT'S WHY
How did they get away with this?
>>70959420
but it came just in time for the Euros 2016. That Croatia game yesterday was perfect "however" material.
>>70959441
they actually were evil tho
>Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin however SIX GORILLION LAST MINUTE POINTS TO GRYFFINDOOR
>>70959441
Eh, they got a dank-ass underwater lake window. I think Salazar just knew good doom-lair property when he saw it.
>Yes, yes, well done Professor Dumbledore, well done Albus!
>HOWADA KEDAVRA!
>>70959441
Patriot act
Is there a playlist somewhere of all the /tv/-kino edits?
the best part about howeverposting is that there's some harry potter discussion going on again
>>70959249
is this a fanfic where draco cucks harry?
>>70959403
Someone please edit in tony soprano into this when he is saying SHUT THE DOOOR
>>70957431
Why the fuck do you announce Slytherin to win when you fully know you are going to wipe that shit away almost instantly.
This isn't a pub quiz, they are fucking children, who probably worked their asses off.
>>70959453
Every single child in Slytherin was evil? Fairly sure Slughorn was running their house by that point.
Also,
>Nah Snape fucken kill me even though that would result in the school being subjected to inhumane and fascistic rule for an entire year before Harry could stop it
Bravo JK.
>>70959249
meanwhile harry fucking dies because ginny is now the master of the elder wand, and not him
>>70959441
>>Uhhh, why?
>UMMM, because their parents are outside coming to kill us
>>70959549
Because they are literal Nazi children who deserved it.
>>70959549
He likes to build people up and watch them fall, it's the only way he can get an erection
>>70957431
Yes, yes, well done Leave camp, well done Leave camp!
HOWEVER
>all these Harry Potter threads and forced memes just as a new play is about to come out for the series
This can't be a coincidence right? This is literally a shill
>>70959549
to crush their 10 year old spirits
>>70959584
So why not use them as hostages?
>>70959549
Also, why are the Slytherin banners already up in the hall? Everybody already knows the results, there's no tension. They should keep the points secret towards the end of the year.
>>70959265
Thanks for reminding me that video exists
>>70959605
Well, both that and because people want to have a HP discussion
>>70959549
dumbledore is a heartless bastard he was breeding harry to be his martyred checkmate against voldemort
>>70959613
You have a problem with them locking kids up but not uses them as hostages?
>finally get a gf
>everything going perfect
>she says she loves me very fast
>she wants my D
>finally losing my virginity soon
>say some shit about myself this week to her
>she gets distant
>not sure why
>HOWEVERposting becomes a thing the same week
>Congratulations for your gf. Well donde, Anon. Well done.
HOWEVER
>>70959605
>Shilling a play that's only in London on an anonymous Taiwanese fishing forum mostly browsed by Americans
I'm seeing some problems with your theory here
>>70959621
well technically you already know the results before you even enter the hall, the points can be seen in the entrance hall
>>70959640
>and because people want to have a HP discussion
Used to see a HP thread literally about once every month, now there's multiple threads every day about a finished series aimed at children with no depth
>>70959549
Vaguely related, why does the Slytherin house even exist when everyone there is basically branded as an evil criminal who should be executed?
>>70959653
That's why I added that cheeky last sentence to my post, m8. Have a squiz.
>>70959646
If you're going to do morally dubious shit at least go all the way
>>70957431
>house cup and points stop mattering after 2nd year
is it only supposed to matter for first and second years?
>>70959684
Tradition
>>70959672
>with no depth
>>70959684
That's just recently with Voldemort.
IIRC Merlin was from slytherin
>>70959549
Dumbledore is a reckless dick who hates Slytherin.
>>70959699
Are you implying SJW Rowling added any real depth to the Harry Potter series? Kek, it's trash to entertain children
>>70959690
Because they grew up and realized it doesn't fucking matter
>>70957431
>>70957793
>my sides
>>70959549
They were cis scum voting for trump is why. Fuck those privilaged little shits. Gryffendor is the house of hermione (who was black) Ron (who was a trans-man) Harry (poor) and all kinds of races, genders and religions. Slytherin is the house of cis white scum.
>>70959550
>Nah Snape fucken kill me even though that would result in the school being subjected to inhumane and fascistic rule for an entire year before Harry could stop it
And in the end Harry names his son after both of these dumbfucks.
>>70959699
It's true though. Harry Potter and the whole universe it's in is shallow as fuck. Just look at what Rowling did when she attempted to expand it outside of Hogwarts
>>70959724
>trash to entertain children
One thing that really bugged me about Hogwarts was how many students there were. The main hall shows way too many students when you think about it.
>there are 5 male students in Harry's year in Gryffindor and also 5 female students (according to the wiki)
>there are 7 years of students so that would mean, based on the condition of there being the same number of students within each year, there are 70 students in Gryffindor in total
>if we carry on with our assumption, that must mean that is around 280 students at Hogwarts (70 * 4 houses)
>NB: I understand that this is an estimate
In pic related, I always thought that there were way more students at Hogwarts than just 280. Am I the only one who thought this?
>>70959711
It was founded by a muggle-hating pureblood too.
>>70957980
This.
Snape was a complex charachter, I'll give you that, but not a completely positive one. He REALLY was bitter and frustrated and kind of a dick, with a nazi past.
It's basically the perfect mix of /r9k/ and /pol/ if they decided to do something right in the world.
>>70959793
yeah I always imagined it as thousands of students like a big ass us highschool
>>70959793
you misunderestimate how long of a line even just 50 people are
if there's 50 people on each side of those tables that's 200 kids right there
>>70957431
YOU WILL GIVE ME THOSE POINTS GANDALF!!!!!!!!!!
>>70959793
Those are a lot of assumptions to make my man, the sorting hat is such a fucked system you could have like 80 students get in Ravenclaw alone and only 5 in Gryffindor
>>70959766
>gets bullied and most likely emotionally traumatized by Snape
>is the person who's singlehandedly at fault for why Harry's parents were killed
>killed Dumbledore
>let all kinds of evil and malicious shit happen at Hogwarts just to keep up the masquerade
>oh but he was a sleeper agent I'll name my son after him
Truly Harry is the king of cucks
>>70959821
>implying /pol/ isn't right
reddit pls
>>70959672
You're probably underage, Not saying you're wrong, but we grew up with the Harry Potter movies and it was possibly the comfiest experience ever watching them in the cinema with your family or friends while wishing you were a student at Hogwarts.
Naturally we're attracted to what we loved as kids, even though looking at it objectively it's not the best series.
>>70959793
There were hundreds of nameless faggots no one cared about in each year, they just never made any kind of mark and were just mediocre dick heads waiting to graduate with a C average so they could get their socialism provided jobs with the ministry doing some mundane office work or some shit.
Someone should write a 'The office' type show with the ministry of magic. That's a spin off I might watch. (probably not)
>>70959793
Rowling said herself that she is bad with numbers and fucked it up.
>>70958521
>>70957431
Why did they ditch the hats after the first 2 movies?
>>70959848
This, Hufflepuff seems to be the standard house and everything else for the extra bright and talented.
Not to mention that Harry is a self involved loser who probably won't even mention anybody but his friends
>>70959891
>after the first movie?
ftfy
>>70958500
>not dumbleposting
you're shit with names
>>70959859
Yeah, well. She's a woman.
>>70959793
There's 5 named kids per year, I always assumed there were others who were just anonymous. If every wizard in Britain attends Hogwarts, there's no way there can only be 40. The population of wizards would be miniscule, there would hardly be need for any government at all let alone a huge ministry.
>>70959857
You sound underage senpai. I grew up seeing them and by the 5th one even I lost all interest because of how shit the acting and everything was in them. The movies were pretty shit except the last 2.
>>70959857
>You're probably underage,
Nope
>>70959602
Post your dank Brillos lads.
>>70959919
Misread your numbers, sorry, but my point stands
>>70959896
Ravenclaw is for extra bright and talented. Hufflepuff is literally for mediocre kids who have no importance at all.
>>70957539
>the books have hermione making a fuss about how it's literally slaves
>the movies have no mention of it
>no slut hermione wearing spew badge and begging for cum
>>70958847
My little brother literally shit himself during the lake scene with the wights.
Not cool Rowling, not cool.
>>70959943
>tfw Hufflepuff
>>70959912
Dumbleposting is a great name and should be the name for this great new meme. I think we all can agree on this fact.
H O W E V E R
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>>70958863
underrated post
>>70959851
>>killed Dumbledore
Take that one off the list.
>>70959026
Dannyboytbqh
>wizard Hitler performs a coup d'etat on britain
>the rest of the world doesn't give a shit
>>70959896
>Hufflepuff seems to be the standard house and everything else for the extra bright and talented.
I disagree
Hufflepuff: Sane/Normal Kids
Gryffindor: Kids with delusions of grandeur and extreme moralfags
Ravenclaw: Antisocial bookworm/nerds
Slytherin: People who know what they want and how they can get it and blood-purists
>>70959913
epic
>>70959948
>tfw you will never live in the wizarding world and will never dominate hermione into being your sex slave with imperio and crucio curses and have her come crawling and begging for your cum every night
>tfw you will never be shit at basically all magic but work your ass off to be the master of making love potions and get all the cute girls to fawn and obsess over you
>tfw you will never have the power to go from muggle house to muggle house, fuck all the women in whatever depraved way you want and then wipe their memories
>>70959919
magic people live a long timeI still recognise your point that there would probably be barely 10000 wizards and witches in Britain. Thats smaller than most of the Parliamentary constituencies in Britain.
>>70960016
you're why i come on 4chan
this bantz
keeps me alive
>>70958847
that scene is probably the most fucked up thing i've seen in a kids movie, he tells harry to make him drink this black liquid no matter what
eventually he goes fucking insane crying and screaming KILL ME!!
fucked me up to be honest
>>70959058
Because Jesus was a wizard, how the h*ck do you think he walked on water?
>>70958641
>mediocre, weak ass cucks in hufflepuff never win.
>pathetic, sniveling book nerds with no balls never win
This is why these books were successful, they were grounded in some reality.
Gryffindor: Mary Sue: the house
Slytherin: literally hitler
Ravenclaw: turbonerds
Hufflepuff: the rest
>>70959793
i read something that explains why there are so few students at harry's time - because so many would-be parents of students or babby students got wiped out in the first war
Would you guys prefer to
A. Live in a world where the wizarding world isn't real. aka this one
B. Live in the world where it is real but nothing about you has changed. You're just some fucking muggle that will never cast magic even if you do ever accidentally stumble upon it.
>>70960142
>>70960142
shut up faggot
>>70960142
You mean literally this world listed twice?
>>70960142
http://www.strawpoll.me/10516546
>>70960195
if you had the choice to pick and when you picked you forgot what choice you picked
>>70960142
Retarded t.bh. But it'd be worst to be a pure born and not have magic power like the cleaning guy in hogwarts.
I have a serious question.
When they are having their le epic wizard duels they cast their spell, and the spell flies through the sky moderately fast, but you can still see the projectile and react, or move out of the way. So why didn't they use a gun to kill Voldemort? You can't react in time to 3,000 feet per second muzzle velocity of a rifle.
am i the only one who realized that dumbledore became irish?
![NHGieLnU[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7dEmnhE.png "NHGieLnU[1].png")
Yes, yes, well done anons, well done anons!
HOWEVER
>>70959853
>Yes, yes, well done /pol/, well done...
>HOWEVER
>>>/pol/
>it's a /tv/ discusses children's movies thread
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>>70960061
it really felt like dumbedore had no idea what he was fucking doing in that book/movie, both going through that shit and then ruining his hand having to slice open and offer blood and shit
>>70960235
Wizards are lazy researchers. Muggle technology must have been fully known and utilized by wizards many years ago.
That's what you get for putting a Weasley as head of anything. Well done Cornelius, well donde Cornelius.
>>70960282
>people on 4chan were young once
I can't believe redditors are trying to force this shitty meme
>>70960142
B because that proves god and an afterlife exists with such magical things able to occur.
>>70960061
I don't think it's a kids film by that point.
>>70960328
>Doesn't like meme
>Blames it on Reddit
>>70960142
there's literally no difference between those choices
>philosophy: not even once
>>70959589
Dumbledore is a malevolent asshole, he gets off to fucking with those children.
>>70960235
Because killing curses are illegal so I assume so are firearms
>>70960235
because guns are banned in bongland
>>70959793
Well the pic shows 8 lines of 25 students so that's 200 right there plus the new first years. It's amazing how many people a few can look like. I was waiting for a flight and thought there were thousands of people around me but when we boarded the plane it was 33 rows of six - only two hundred people. Plus I always assumed there would be extra characters who never got named or mentioned to make up the numbers.
>>70960360
There's a difference, you could fug some wizard bitch and your kids could have magic powers
>>70960388
lel
>>70960235
Because as long as his Horcruxes exist, Voldemort is immortal
>>70960234
i was just thinking about how much it sucked shit for filch being a quibble
>raised in a magic world
>went to muggle school
>was outcast because he didn't know a damn thing about the muggle world
>can barely do shit in the magic world
>>70957431
>hate HOWEVERposting
>watch this
>MOTHERFUCKING LEFTOVERS MUSIC
I LOVE YOU OP
>>70960407
>fucking anything
He clearly said "nothing of you has changed"
>>70960318
>>70960235
Basically this. Wizards were cocky dumbasses who were so used to fucking up the muggles so easily they laugh at their technology like it's useless children shit. They say a wizard could just block it with magic or fuck up the gun or something but Harry was a completely shit wizard who literally outfought some of the most powerful evil wizards in the world usually by being mildly athletic enough to dodge shit and run away from them.
You could easily take out voldemort with a sniper without him ever having time to react.
>>70960423
>immortal
I thought they were like extra lives and he needs to come back after a period of time to rebuild his strength and his body.
>>70960407
Never reply to me or my wizard wife's son ever again.
>>70960431
>quibbler
is a newspaper but Luna's father
Filch is a
>squib
>>70960475
Well done, anon. Well done, those are indeed the correct words I should use.
HOWEVER
>>70960465
No, they are like 'anchors'. As long as they exist, he can always come back.
One doesn't 'expire' every time he dies
>>70960458
I never mentioned consent
>>70960465
Remember how dumbledore went on about how voldemort's ego or whatever would be his undoing because he wanted each of his horcruxes to be special objects with all kinds of history.
how was their never a single wizard in all of wizarding history who made a horcrux out of just some piece of shit random rock and just buried it in the woods. He would be completely immortal with no chance of ever dying.
