what are some good movies to watch with a girl?
this is the first time i get the chance to do this
spirited away
the life aquatic
the crow
P O R N
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>>70951107
Better Off Dead.
>>70951107
>dat gif
deniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied
Shoah
>>70951107
if you want some vag, pretend to enjoy amelie with her
I'm 26 and have literally never even touched a vagina.
Watch School of Rock
>>70951107
Everytime
>>70951238
>spirited away
based. I would say almost any Ghibli film
bitches love Pacific Rim too
>>70951107
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70952527
Lmao wtf bro, what the fuck did you do in your teen years?
>>70951107
>tfw you show a girl your favorite kino and she doesn't understand it or finds it boring
>>70952527
>tfw only vagina I ever touched was a stripper's in Mexico when she let me finger her
Feels weird man
The last samurai and then start crying when the head samurai is defeated and kills himself
It'll show your soft side
Nothing can go wrong bro
>>70952742
try being 23 yo KHV
at this point, if a female would walk up to me and start conversation, i`d probably let a loud fart - that sometimes happens when im freaking out
>mfw
>>70951107
What's going on in that gif? Can someone please explain to me? I unironically suffer from autism and I can't understand what's happening there, but I'm intrigued by it.
>>70952901
she doesn't wanna snuggle
>>70952901
Mike wants to put his arm around her but she doesn't want it so Mike tries to pass it off as he was readjusting himself
I put on really bad long boring movies so i can game the girl/escalate during
>sitting in silence watching a good movie with a girl you havent fucked yet
you have accomplished nothing during this time
>>70951107
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
You guys are autistic as fuck.
Watching a movie is a great way to gauge if a girl is interested.You just wait a little while, til the movie and you and her have really settled in (between 20 and 40 min), and you put your arm around her. If she snuggles up next to you, then the outlook is good. If not, then you apologize like a fucking man and it isn't a big deal.
All of you autists are losing at life because you aren't making the first step, which is expressing interest. I'm not even close to a normie but even I know that much.
Trust me, it's better to be a guy who tried to hook up with a qt and failed than the guy who goes to bed that night wondering if he could have.
Hopefully this reaches some of you.
>>70952527
How does this happen? How have you never even gone to a party and drunkenly fingerbanged an uggo?
>>70953206
>obvious the post
>>70952745
I've been with my wife for more than three years now, and I still haven't shown her In Bruges, because it's my favorite movie, and I would think less of her if she didn't like it.
Forest gump
>>70952527
Same here at 24. Kissless but not handholdless
>>70951107
what best of the worst is this?
>>70951107
>that avoidance
Damn...
>>70953294
As a person who has had sex but but has never done that: I hate parties where I don't know people and as a result I have never really gone to them. Not that there was a whole lot of invites for me in high school. There were a few though and I only took them on a couple very rare occasions where the outings were small. I only ever got intoxicated at a party once.
>TFW Got a blowjob once
>MFW Still haven't fucked anyone
>MFW Fooled around with afeminine guya few years ago because I think i'm starting to get lonely
h e l pAlso my average-at-best dick doesn't help
>>70953863
Dick size is mostly a vanity thing. Your average dick is more than adequate to everyone besides you.
>>70953863
>>70952527
Same boat, turning 25 in a few weeks.
I'm just saying fuck it and getting a 400 doilar escort.
>>70952901
Mike re-positioned himself and people on this board have never experienced a relationship so they assume that every woman is as superficial as they are. Niggas was tryin to get comfy an yall cunts try to finda deeper meanin
>>70952901
she wasn't doing her duty as his gf. no wonder he killed and ate her
>>70952527
Never even kissed a girl to be honest.
>>70951107
Women are hedonists and their enemy is boredom, effort, risk, danger.
Fortunately, men are desperate enough to feel relevant, so they are pushy enough to try to be noticed by women (because they fail to be relevant beyond women). and sooner or later, they cracks the bf-shield
Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.
Of course, changing partners constantly becomes a bore too, so they want some fixed men in their life to give them emotional and material support, Rarely sex because women know that, no matter how good the lover is, it gets boring sooner or later.
When they are replaced, men become resentful towards women, since they lose the validation of their existence. They pretend that they can live without women and that they even are better than women, smarter, stronger (in forgetting that women do not need to be so, because men want to be so in place of women)
Knowing that they are not able to stop loving to be supported by men, Women love also to think that they need no man and that they live to help others. This is part of the tactic to enhance their pleasures: women think that they are good people in society, only to feel even more raw, more animal, more of a little minx, typically in private, when they are fucked properly by some beta ready to serve them sexually.
Gf is interested in movies as well so I know what I'm talking about
I recommend:
Funny Games
Salo: 120 Days
Irreversible
The Skin I Live In
Hard Candy
Audition
Happiness
The Piano Teacher
Guaranteed comfy snuggles
is this /tv/ or /r9k/
>>70955587
this guy is right
>>70953206
>Trust me, it's better to be a guy who tried to hook up with a qt and failed than the guy who goes to bed that night wondering if he could have.
Keep telling it yourself, you fucking creep lmao
>>70952509
>pretend to enjoy amelie
It's a very enjoyable film, anon.
>>70951107
LOTR Extended Trilogy
If she doesn't like it, you're free to dump her
If she likes it, she's wife material
>>70955581
*tips fedora*
Deep.
>>70951107
Brokeback Mountain or The Birdcage
>>70955882
BETA as fuck bro.
>>70952745
>we watch Tōkyō monogatari
>she spends 80%of the movie on her phone
dropped this dumb bitch
>>70952527
>I'm 26 and have literally never even touched a vagina.
Lucky you, it's a place of horror, grotesqueness, ugliness, and stench. Stick with the dick man, stick with the dick.
>>70953206
>go to bed thinking about how I got shut down by my crush
>go to bed like normal
yeah nah
>>70952527
25 here and never seen or touched a bare pair of breasts,
or touched or seen a bare pussy
>>70952745
That's one of the treasures of being gay, you get to date your bros, so you'll inevitably end up liking the same things and also know where men's sweet spots are, so you're best suited to please one another.
>>70951107
>The noteboook
>After it's done and she's crying make her hot coco with march mellows
>Give it to her with a little note book with something written down in it for her that means something special
>Nut 7 times inside any orifice you chose buddy!
>>70951107
If you actually just want to spend the time talking and just have the movie as background noise, put on an ok-ish comedy, something like 30 minutes or less,
For something to actually watch, Eternal sunshine is a good girl-friendly movie that you'll actually enjoy too
>>70952527
Same brother 26 hkv here, was hoping to lose it this year after moving to a new city to start a new job and completely changing my life around but it doesn't look like its happening.
>>70956013
Why not just lose it with one of your bros?
>>70952527
20 here, never even hugged a girl that wasn't related to me. But honestly I don't even care, I don't have any desire for relationships at all. And any sexual urges I have, I just jerk off. I'm free do whatever I want and it feels pretty good.
Does get a little lonely, but that's why I shitpost on 4chan.
>>70956068
homosensual intercourse doesn't count as losing your virginity, it's just mutual masturbation
Black Dynamite
>>70956157
Keep telling yourself that ugly virgin
>>70955882
hes right tho.
no one ever got anywhere without taking that first step.
keep telling yourself that girls will come to you and make the first move, elliot rodgers
>>70951107
dat denial
>>70953316
>being married
c u c k
>>70956201
its gonna be hard to find a girl who will enjoy that movie properly.
>>70956276
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, but ok. JUST remember you're posting on the same site as me, you're equally pathetic to the eyes of everyone else.
>>70953863
Dick size don't matter pham. It does nothing to help you pick up chicks because you immediately ruin your chances the moment you mention it
>>70956443
What are you talking about 4 chan is a funny site, I'd rather be here then reddit.
>>70956162
yes it does it your asshole is fucked or if you fuck an asshole.
Under your definition all sex is purely masturbation is it doesn't result in conception.
You're an idiot if you would define someone like Colton Haynes as a virgin.
>>70956162
If your hole is plowed you're no virgin kek, so let one of your buds stick his weiner in your man pussy and have him massage your prostate and cum inside you.
Go ahead and let one of your lads fuck you so you no longer have to carry around the label of being a virgin.
>>70952847
>KHV
wtf does that mean, god I hate it when people use non-commonly known acronyms.
>>70951107
Les Misérables (2012)
it's a shitty gay musical flick, but belive me, it's great for getting laid.
Naked (1993).
>>70952745
>Meet Chinese QT at uni
>End up moving in together
>Every evening when we're home, we watch movies/tv shows together
>Try to get her to watch my favorites
>Doesn't understand Friday
>says Fifth Element is stupid
>Says LOTR is boring
>Anything in space is "not real, and just fantasy"
>Doesn't like horror movies
Now I have to watch these absolutely cringe worthy Korean/Thai/Chinese comedies and dramas which are just the worst things ever.
>This shitty Thai drama about a girl who works at a fashion company, and her highschool enemy joins up and they just cat fight every episode in the office
>Her best friend is a pre-op tranny nigger
>All the guys on the show are faggots, except for her love interest, who looks more like a woman than she does
>Most obvious "plot twists" imaginable
I remember watching it the first episode and saying "I bet the protagonist is the bad guy and caused them to be enemies in the first place". 40 episodes later and I'm right.
Truly, Gookino is only meant for gods.
>>70956615
kissless handholdless/hugless virgin
>>70956567
i already did, it wasn't gay though, the balls didn't touch
and im still a virgin
Adventureland
>>70955581
Weren't you on /sci/? You wouldn't fuck off there either.
>>70951107
I've gotten action while watching Princess Mononoke, Ice Age, and Aliens but we were both sweaty nerds so..
The Notebook is apparently a panty dropper from what I understand.
>>70952416
Such an underrated comedy. Pure kino
>>70953206
>the guy who goes to bed that night wondering if he could have
Fug
>>70951107
Aoooohh... dang!
>>70956710
>tfw your roommate had better taste than you
I showed a girl Groundhog Day. At 30 minutes I was like 'Do you wanna make out?' She said 'Yeah'. We were meeting for the first time. Worked out pretty well.
>lost virginity years ago
>sex felt overrated
>cuddling was comfy but never any alone time
>felt smothered
>ended it and left
>never want to deal with that again
>fully given up the game
>fapping feels much better and far more convenient
>glad I experienced it once
>never have the urge to do it again
>>70951107
Considering you have no experience with netflix n chill, pick a movie that's simple and any normie will enjoy, almost all capeshit works. Romanic comedies come off as pathetic, and anything else will cause her to get bored.I say this because a normal NnC the movie doesn't matter because watching a movie with a girl is just code for sex
>>70952527
>19
>Still have time to fix everything
>Will just end up wasting it here as usual
It's 100% my fault, but I wished this website never existed desu.
>>70957829
kys normie
>>70952527
born by c-section?
>>70951107
I watched Teeth the night me and my girlfriend first had sex. In case you don't know, it's about a girl who grows teeth in her vagina after living next to a nuclear power plant and uses it to cut guys dicks off.
>>70958010
I wonder if a gay man wrote the script for that story. I mean vaginas do look kind of scary and like they would have teeth hidden up there.
>>70957823
this. I was in long term relationships one after another out of high school and the shit sucked. Sure, sex was nice everyday and having someone to do stuff with all the time was nice and all, but you literally never get any alone time, and you have to schedule shit with your friends.
I'm sure as I get older it'll be nicer to have someone, but right now fuck that noise, I like playing video games until dawn and jerking off.
>>70957913
too busy fucking girls on tinder to kill myself desu senpai
>>70952527
>>70954488
It's good to have standard, anons, but did you guys never even fucked a fat chick at a party? I mean in college, even I got laid several times. It's not that hard.
>>70957850
Are you me?
>>70959579
>too busy fucking boys on grindr
There fixed that for you.
>>70957584
I'm glad someone here has taste.
>>70955587
>audition
You'll certainly have a night full of femdom action.
>>70957850
>be 17
>start getting my social life on track
>in three months go from having my first kiss to having sex for the first time
>find 4chan
I've been here ever since
>>70951107
What is that gif from?
>>70952527
28 in a couple weeks and I can barely talk to girls.
Come at me, I'm going wizard status and none of you can stop me.
> trying to score with a girl
> let watch a movie bb
> try to find the dvd with a movie womyn couldn't possible be invested
> schindler's list
never do that guys
>Watched multiple movies with the oneitis
>Ended up cuddling and shit
>Never went further because I have literally no idea how
Its not like I couldn't have either, since she was a slag.
>>70951107
i watched blackfish once before tryna fuck a chick and it was just so bad that i literally couldnt fuck her. So probhs not that
>>70964137
Red Letter Media >>70952960
>>70955581
>red pill
anal cum cocktails 4
>>70953206
they don't want A girl
they want THE girl
and if you fail at that, you get crushed forever.
I've banged girls plenty of times, it's not hard, but it is hard to be rejected by dream waifu, so hard its better never knowing.
>>70958732
this.
>>70955976
Who let you off /fit/
>>70957850
>>70961137
>>70964097
>blaming 4chan
you were always a loser
me too ;_;
>>70952527
Same hare.
23 and never saw a naked girl irl
>>70964744
ok you got to cuddling
move hand to belt area and below, you will get told no if she doesn't want.
from there it's as easy as getting your dick out
>>70964953
I know that, but what video?
>>70952527
22 here and even never kissed a girl. Doesn't bother me anymore.
>tfw only girl that showed interest in me asked me to kiss her when we were 8
>was a beta boy that thought girls were 'icky' so I refused
> it's a /tv makes me depressed about my life episode
>>70952527
18 years kissless, hugless , and hopeless. The worst part is that I had some chances to not be a complete loser ( I even went to see a movie with a cute chinese girl), but I always end up panicking at the last moment and fucking everything up. It sucks that most girls seem to find me cute and funny, but due to my autism I'll never be able to make anything with that.
>>70952527
me too
and i don't even leave my house
>>70951107
Mike is a beta?
>>70959579
>2016, the year of our lord
>being a filthy hedonist
>>70965742
You're only 18 and being a bitch about it? Dude, just get really drunk and act reckless. The pussy will come.
just watch some normiecore shit.
women have shit taste
>>70960032
>but did you guys never even fucked a fat chick at a party?
Ever figure that some people just didn't want to go to parties? Some people would rather just do other shit?
>>70965843
It's really that easy?
>>70965537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6TY-nBkxqY
>>70964744
Trick is to ask her if she want's some popcorn. If she says yes slip your dick in her but and scream as loudly as you can: "Popped your corn hole!!!"
>>70965956
that's fine as long as they don't complain about being virgins
>>70965995
YOU HAVE A PROBBLEM
YOURREE GON. NA. DIE
>>70952527
22 but stopped caring last year some time.
Unless you've been trying to fuck girls since you came of age then I don't see why you should give a shit. It obviously isn't that important to you if you aren't actually trying to fuck girls; but rather, just crying about nobody wanting to fuck you even though you aren't even getting yourself out there.
Let it go.
>>70964744
Don't listen to this guy >>70966032
He is an amateur
You are supposed to put your dick in the popcorn and wait for her to take some and when she makes a move to get some you slice her clit off and eat it while shitting yourself
>>70953316
>tfw showed a grill in bruges and she liked it
Way to have taste, anon. But if she doesn't like it, kick her out amd tell her "that's for john lennon ya yankee fuck"
>>70952527
>>70952771
>>70952847
>>70953403
Why dont you fags just make a tinder. I was with my last gf straight out of college for like 4 years. When she left i was worried i wouldnt be able to meet girls since i dont have many friemds in this city. Made a tinder and now i literally dont have a weekend where i dont have at least one date. Ive already slept with three girls from it and im not even a chad im a fucking regular looking mexi dude. The girls are fucking super hot too.
Does regularly watching movies with my oneitis and her boyfriend make me a cuck?
>>70966273
this is my story as well, shit changed my life, literally
>make 0 effort and still get laid
the app
>>70966454
Seriously its like online shopping for a date. You just like any girl thats. 7/10 or higher and you end up getting shit loads of matches.
Drive
>>70966550
>>70966454
do you need facebook to create a profile on tinder?
Me on the left
>>70966635
Yeah but it doesnt post any info to facebook. Not like it matters, everybodys on that shit, at least here in LA at least.
Cloverfield worked pretty well for me for some reason
>>70951107
moonrise kingdom
mononoke
the ring
jamanji
>>70953206
>being close enough with a girl to invite her alone to watch a movie in the first place
Fucking normies always pretend like thry understand when you clearly fucking dont
Dont ever try to give "advice" on here evet again you arrogant piece of shit
FUCK OFF
>>70966273
you're banging retarded tinder sluts, well done chad
>>70956710
Your fault for being a beta chasing cheap asian pussy
>>70956710
>Chinese
>Doesn't understand Friday
whodathunkit?!
but yeah man, asians have really bad taste in general, but chinks especially so
>>70965302
This is the girl.
>>70953863
Confidence is key man, its like girls can smell that shit or something.
>>70956710
>Surprised a Chinese girl doesn't understand Friday
That movie is strictly a lower class American film.
>>70967068
don't they have lower classes in china?
>>70967097
Yeah but those people just eat their own shit or something
>>70966394
unless you are swedish where this is obligatory to practice, yes
