Word to the wise: Remember Pearl Harbor!
MOTHERFUCKIN' GOD DAMN ORANGE PEEL BEEF
egg noodles and ketchup
glorified crew
five families
chit-chat rooms, goin' back and forth with some other fuckin' jerkoff
The Sopranos; Watch it Chrissy
>>70949130
I remember my first blow job.
Oh yeah? How long did it take him to cum?
>>70949159
EH EH EH EH EH
>>70949155Acknowledged
What did you mean by this?
Carmella can you please shut the door!
>>70949006
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
>>70949252
Listen to me, the only reason I did this is because you're my nephew, and I love you. If it were anybody else, they would've gotten that intervention through the back of their fucking head.
GABAGOOOOOOOL
>>70949006
W-WE'RE WITH THE VIPERS
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
>>70949130
We can't have him over here in our social club no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drh8MNLDt1k
>>70949465
Fucking Bobby, how did he get in the mafia?!
>>70949330
How would Paulie react to Black Phillip?
>>70949493
neoptism
>>70949330
FUCKIN' QUEEAHS
>>70949493
His Dad
SHEEEZAAA WHOOOOOWAAAARR
CHICKEN VINDERLOOOO
>>70949594
The episode where he intimidates the union boss show a sharper side that dulled with age, weight and fatherhood.
Basically, he's the honorable schlub Tony thinks he is. At least his parents loved him. He even offered to take out Mustang Sal himself (and I don't doubt he wouldn't have pulled it off much cleaner).
>Hunting in the Pine Barrens with his Mob Assassin father? This guy has been buring bodies in the woods using it as a cover since he was 12.
>>70949726
That is one of my favorite Bobby scenes of all time, when he shows up to Junior's house in his hunting outfit and Tony laughs at him. Then later in the episode you see Tony's clearly shivering in his overcoat and slacks while Bobby's relatively comfortable.
>Tone wanders thru the woods on peyote
>He sees 3 monks and paulie who's got lazer beams coming out of his eyes
>Monk1; the universe is like a butcher shop where everyones turned into gabagool
>Monk2: the universe is like funeral home where you witness yourself in the casket
>Paulie: word to tha wise; remember perl harbor
>Monk 3 passes paulie a joint the size of the world trade center, and says nothing
>Paulie takes a deep hit and says the universe is like a big snake eating itself while fucking itself while a slutty nun watches
>Tony gets a big boner and is now wearing a Roman centurion outfit
>Paulie: u gonna kill jesus or wat tone? *hehehe*
>A bear shapeshifts into the severed head of john the Baptist and says this is all a dream of smoke and vapor, as hesh and 'jamal ginzberg the hasidic homeboy 'walk by holding hands
>Monk 3; damn cripple cocks. Let them fuck with the jesus
>A Japanese zero flies out of the sun and kamikazis into tonys house
>Tony lifts his sword to the sun while thinking of the Roman emperor hadrian
>Paulie: you dreaming the histiry channel again , T?
>Aj flies a jumbo jet into the tallest building in Los santos and paulie imagines going home soon to fap to threes company reruns, Which tony hears telelathically - he realizes He's still tripping in the forest when the jersey devil walks by, as the new jersey devils beat the new York rangers 3-1, and 31 years in the past a park ranger from new York sees the Jersey devil, and 333 years in the past a Russian fur trapper gets lost in the pine barrens and vaporous fog expels from his lungs as he dies alone with the jersey devil and a bunch of albino ghosts, as agent harris reviews the evidence for how jews did 9/11 , nine hundred and 11 days in the past a Jew is about to get his cock further mutilated by some wops in an attic,As Janice smokes a joint, eats cheseburgers, and listens to Zeppelin. bitch knows how to have fun
>>70949770
Reportedly the actor was holding a big dildo just off screen to make Gandolfini laugh even harder.
I can believe it.
>>70949726
Despite being a nice guy I always thought Bobby was very capable. I only meant he got in to the mafia because his dad was in it like most of the guys.
>>70949770
Mine too. Bobby was always ridiculed by Tony and Junior, but he was never anything other than competent and reliable.
Not conniving like Pauley
Not insubordinate like Silvio
Not a fucking junkie slacker asshole like Christopher
Not a big mouth like Philly
Not a suicidal moron like Patsy
Not a traitorous piece of shit like Furio
Not a shithead like Richie
Not a prick like Ralphie
and of course, not a fag like Johnny Sac.
>>70949949
>Not insubordinate like Silvio
Whoa! That's the most egregious character assassination of Silvio I've ever seen. The guy who murdered Burt Gervaisi and Adrianna La Cerva.
>>70949949
Fucking Johnny Sack even looked likecancer, no surprises there.
>>70950003
there was just that one time. So is it a hanging offence?
Who's the worst actor?
FRANK ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP
>>70950003
Tony told him clearly, more than once, to not steal that fiber optic cable from the job sites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eawx2ZDeaWA
>>70950095
Jackie Jr.
AJ (though he got better)
Jimmy Altieri
>>70949726
I get it..he drives a lincoln.
What?
>>70950174
Wrong clip.
Also he was holding back payments to Carmella.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mfhcZoi-q0
>>70950095
I like to think the sopranos and the wire exist in the same universe and Jackie hid out with Omar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQjtvBpUSF4
>>70950334
>Mr. X, can you play chess?
>...No
>I can, my daddy taught me.
Was there a less subtle moment in this show than that?
>>70950334
Detective Munch makes a cameo in The Wire. If what you're saying is right, that puts Sopranos in the Law and Order / Homicide: Life in the Street-verse?
We have our Westphall connection.
>>70950368
One thing I like about this clip that another anon pointed out in one of the countless soprano threads.
>I think you done for. the way she developin' her knights
>Vito moves in one step across, two steps forward.
Not sure if it was intentional when it was shot but its fucking gold
>>70950408
Superbowl 35 was in 2001 and The Wire started in 2002.
Maybe Omar pulled a Vito and ran away to BWI.
>>70950003
Not to mention Sil was a trusted advisor, and part of that means questioning your boss's decisions. You'll notice Sil was always tactful about it and did so when it was just him and Tony. That's valuable as a leader to have another skillful perspective - being surrounded by Yes-men would be worse than having to decide on your own
>>70949330
Is magic canon in The Sopranos?
>>70950790
ghosts and other supernatural stuff at least
>>70950465
realy makes u think...
>>70950790
The "camera" showed the Virgin Mary on the stage even when it wasn't from Paulie's perspective, implying she had depth and presence.
>Also that Psychic knew a lot of stuff about him
>>70950887
Pussy's ghost too.
Best wack job imho
https://youtu.be/9i-dB_6Dvcw
>>70950887
Why does this give me chills? I'm not even religious.
>>70950988
At first you think it's a statue, then you realize it's an actress, but she's perfectly still. Also the jump cut with the blaring music is more effective than any horror movie (because we know this character better than some of our own family members).
>>70950856
lmao what is this shit?
>>70950988
The dream sequences were really creepy, too. The way people in the foreground moved around but people in the background were still.
>>70951127
has anyone got the webm of carmella walking away from the man she had the affair with? and its a really jarring freeze and swipe transition?
>>70950856
Vito slowly getting into the car always gets me.
>>70950856
He also moves like a knight when he slips into the getaway car.
I wonder if that was intentional or just a lucky shot+good editing.
>DEEPEST LORE
>>70950790
I know this is bait, but its exploring their loosely catholic religious beliefs
>>70951636
How did the psychic know all about Paulie?
Who was the guy that came down the stairs at Livia's funeral?
>>70949493
The Mafia doesn't exist in the U.S.
>>70951703
I see what you did there.
>>70951787
You didn't see nothin'
>>70951658
It looked like Junior but it was probably some background staff who fucked up.
"As in... how about giving me some."
Sopranos is ultimately a comedy.
>>70950856
>you gotta bee onna your head
>its a Vito sucking a security guard's cock
>>70954581
Catching, not pitching?
>>70950095
i thought he played the brat role pretty good
>>70950856
>no recoil
i cant take this shit seriously sometimes
>>70950887
this was second to lydia hovering on the stairs in tonys dream
>>70954749
Wait, you mean Livia?
That shit was effective as fuck, very goosebumpy feel from that scene (where Tone's got that odd accent).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXi_mVNeIb4
>>70949006
Did Chrissy kill the Russian in the woods?
>>70954605
*drops cards deck on table
>>70954941
He was in the trees, the point wasn't about the russian though, but about chris and paulie
What's your favourite song from The Sopranos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHRHt5WLh_4
finished the show yesterday. was hoping the whole time that melfie woukd ask tony to kill her rapist. disappointed as fuck
>>70955615
you got chase'd, pleb
>>70954833
my bad, livia
little things like that make sopranos great to me (watch episodes with commentary if you can, if only for the shits n giggles)
>>70955615
And he would have done it in a heartbeat, expecting something in return. Melfiie was not that dumb.
>>70955684
i disagree, he's a successful mob boss i can't imagine he would have much use for a psychiatrist, plus he had certain morals and he liked Melfi.
I think she never mentioned it because she knew he would have done something and she didn't want to stoop down to his level.
>>70951703
well, it really doesn't after Juliani stabbed them in the back
>>70956085
>i can't imagine he would have much use for a psychiatrist
He had a sexual desire for her, that is what I meant with something in return. Letting Tony help her in any way puts him in position of power.
was Vito really gay or was it only due the meds he took
>>70957313
> meds that make you suck a cock
Probably just gay
>>70957313
Bisexual
>>70956115
The mafia declined because the witness protection program worked, becoming an informant was the best way to leave.
>>70950856
I've always wondered where the fuck was Vito hiding. But then again, he was always come-from-behind kind of guy.
>>70951117
I've never seen this pic before. Awesome!
>>70949787
That'll do pig, that'll do.
![The-Sopranos-Season-3-Episode-7-34-4622[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Igb3Vf.jpg "The-Sopranos-Season-3-Episode-7-34-4622[1].jpg")
>I like the one that says some pulp.
Can someone explain to me why this scene is burned into my memory?
I only watched Sopranos once but I can't get this scene out of my head. Everytime I think about Sopranos this fucking "some pulp" scene comes to my mind.
>>70958293
It's the every day moments
>>70949006
I'M FREEZING MUH BALZ OUT
John Sacrimoni had the best arc: https://youtu.be/wyqmcRt-fDA
"It's a thankless job".
>>70949159
>>70949233
D'YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, TONE?
>junior and his goons leave restaurant
>holding stomachs, implying they've had a nice, filling meal.
jesus christ, chase, really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7R2fS1weEE
>>70958477
Fuck off, nothign wrong with that.
>I was stationed in Nova Scotia.... Well, I told you that.
>>70958645
Father's Day is this Sunday, don't forget dickbags.
>ploughs Melfi, inexplicably gets away with it AND becomes employee of the month
Is there anything he can't do? So based.
Don't let your dreams be dreams, anons.
>>70951928
>>70951658
you guys never walked into a room where something awkward was going on and you got the fuck out of there ASAP?
>>70960147
>>70951928
The guy looks a bit like junior but it's not him. Why would anyone be upstairs in the first place?
>>70960436
Who cares? It's a JOKE!
>>70960518
It's good to be the don.
>>70951657
Because he was a psychic. The supernatural is real in the Sopranos.
>>70950594
And he gets rid of all the traitors and rats. It is even implied that he would whack Tony if he'd found out that he murdered Ralph just like that.
>>70960481
imagine all that space left for interesting character development if they hadn't used it for such a shit character like meadow
WHATS UP VITO
>>70949572
"Satanic black magic! Fuckin' QUEERS!!!"
>>70958168
OOOH!
>>70960481
>going to a gay club anywhere near where someone might recognize you
What an idiot
>>70961312
>going to a gay club that pays protections money to your homophobic criminal organisation
I think he wanted to be caught as part of some queer punishment fantasy.
Why was Vito so arrogant before he got found out? It like he was convinced that he was going to be the boss or something.
>>70961393
well, he did drive all the way to new york. and it was the middle of the night
>>70962362
He should have went somewhere that isn't mafia territory.
>>70957313
Ask this guy
>>70963040
>johnny cakes killed himself
the show that keeps on giving guys!
i fuckin love this scene
>chris mixing up who sniffed adriana's panties for some reason
>GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL... TELL HIM TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT... KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!
>adrianna getting dragged along to another stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBG8JapD0GQ
>>70955615
I would like for him to have found out about it on his own somehow. He then subtly brings it up at a session trying to see if she wanted him to do something before acting on his own. Either that or he takes care of it on his own after finding out and at the next session he acts so smug and self-satisfied about it while Melfi has no idea why he's acting this way, but she's pleased that he's feeling good.
>>70955615
in a way her getting raped lead the stepping stones for her decision to leave him in the end
were matt and sean really gay?
why didn't they get clipped on the spot when furio found out they sucked each others' cocks?
>>70963437
what are you talking about?
>>70963437
Pretty sure Furio didn't think they were actually gay, just a pair of faggots.
If you know what I mean.
>>70963437
I knew Matt at least wasn't cut out for the mob when he said he was thinking of using the English translation of his last name instead of the Italian version. The Mafia values tradition and Italian identity...anyone who turns their back on that is obviously, at best, a hot head.
>>70949465
MEADOW YOU DUMB BITCH
>>70963474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EScVpo-1zlw
if they clipped vito for being a gay, these two homos should have gotten clipped too
granted they got clipped for other reasons, but i thought it was clear here they weren't just partners but "partners"
>>70960481
DON'T YOU SAY NOTHING, SAL!
>>70962270
He was the best earner
Vito Spatafore is an ass muncher!
>>70964356
HO! You blow your father with that mouth?
Reminder that Phil literally comes out of the closet to see Vito whacked and was probably a repressed fag who had sex in prison (and not "jacked off into a tissue" or whatever it is he says he did when he wanted to fuck while inside). You see him gripping the bed while Vito is getting beaten to death because he's getting so turned on by the whole thing.
POTTERY.
>>70964762
Having prison sex doesn't make you gay.
>>70964830
THERES NOTHING GAY ABOUT HELL
w-we're with the wiperrsss
What is members only again? Like what organization is that?
>>70964830
>>70958814
My dad's dead, thanks for reminding me asshole.
>>70963040
I love you, Johnny Cakes
