How do you go from this
to this
>>70936193
TIGHT
>>70936193
so fuccn prime
>>70936211
That has to be shopped
>>70936193
She is the biggest female JUST of all time
Drugs.
Lots and lots of drugs.
CYOKANE
>>70936211
Aids
>>70936211
>Hank Hill butt
imagine being a beautiful girl and somehow STILL finding a way to fuck your life up. losing after you get dealt a perfect hand
>>70936211
Didn't know that shape was possible
>>70936301
for you
how does she still have money?
>>70936211
minus
5 stars
>>70936193
>>70936211
Every fucking time
>>70936211
nice. i love it.
>>70936380
even as a dumb coke whore it would be hard to piss through ALL of your millions
>>70936211
>>70936193
WHAT THE FUCK
>>70936211
Jesus Christ she's fucked her body completely.. how was her ass sunk that low??? but her front stomach is still flabby..
is there some scientific explanation?
>>70936380
She gets paid for sex.
>ywn do a standing plow on a teenage lindsay lohan while she moans your name and finish off by biting down on her stiff nipple and cumming on her supple firm thighs and wipe your still dripping cock off on her feet
fez did this.
>>70936211
People have mentioned "refrigerators" before, but I think I understand now
>>70936449
Its an alcoholics body. Kind of bloated in the front but wasting away everywhere else.
>>70936462
>>70936211
That happens when BULIMIA
>>70936211
I only know of a woman with a more hideous body than this and she's like 70
>>70936462
forgot pic
>>70936211
Sun exposure, not exercising and poor posture. Also drugs.
>>70936211
WHAT THE FUCK
>>70936491
this is how i always thought Maris from Frasier would look like
>>70936211
Is that hank hill?
>>70936319
Looks like meth honestly
>>70936462
>not finishing balls deep in her pussy
>>70936193
>>70936211
I want to believe she can come back lads but I fear it is too late.
>>70936211
This is what happens to all teen stars, because hollywood producers molested and raped them
>>70936553
>wanting a child with THAT >>70936211
drugs and plastic surgery
>>70936553
>not finishing into your own mouth while she pile drives you with a 12 inch strap on
gay
>>70936449
I'd say she does cardio when she can but drinks all the fucking time.
>>70936211
That's the first time I've ever seen an "inverse ass"
>>70936576
>implying she wasn't on birth control
>>70936462
>fez did this.
And Mandy Moore and Ashley Simpson in their primes.
>>70936491
i'd hit it desu
Drugs, my dude
>>70936193
Why is she dressed like that on a Nick show?
>>70936211
I'm a dude and I have a nicer ass than she does
Prime Lindsay is fucking untouchable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF6k0FdOuCs
Sorry the webm was too big.
When I become a famous filmmaker, I'm gonna make it my goal to unjust her
>>70936574
Lol, AMERICA
You people watch the products of rapists and murderers
Literally kill yourselves.
You'll never be as good as Canada
Here we actually pursue justice and don't let children go into harms way
Fucking amerifats
Europe and us are LAUGHING at you.
>>70936662
it was a different time
>tfw you will never go on a vacation to Hawaii with prime Lohan, evenly splitting time between fucking and going to the beach
JDIMSA
>>70936662
It was a different time.
>>70936674
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>70936662
It was the best way to increase ratings in the 11-15 year old boy segment
>>70936680
> Europe laughing at anybody right now.
Those days are long gong bong.
![20949-lindsay-lohan-nicole-richie-_w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GcNWdbz.jpg "20949-lindsay-lohan-nicole-richie-_w[1].jpg")
She spent time in Auschwitz, cut her some slack
>>70936672
Most likely you also have bigger tits.
>>70936674
10 out of fucking 10, how could it all go so wrong
>>70936696
>>70936211
The ultimate fridge
>>70936739
Nope, I lift hence the prime bum. I could crush your head with a single squeeze
>>70936772
>I could crush your head with a single squeeze
You're not talking about his penis right?
>>70936827
Don't give me any fucking lip or I'll crush your sternum with my thighs
>>70936674
>>70936849
go on....
>>70936738
This isn't real. No fucking way is this real. What the fuck? Is this real?
>>70936637
She seems like she hits the abortion clinics often. She can't remember to eat but can remember to take a pill every day
>>70936733
America has no culture, you pedophilic enabler.
Honestly, what's there to to defend in USA?
In Canada, we are viewed highly by the European, and don't fuck everything up for everybody else.
And now that we've brought up Europe, who is it that started to migrant crisis?
Oh yeah, fucking AMERICA.
You people are the bad guys. Not the "big scawy Russia".
You FAT FUCKS.
You LECHEROUS WHORES.
You decided to bomb innocent people from far away who were already suffering, simply because you needed to show everybody else how big your AIDS ridden dicks were.
Lol, fuck America.
You wish you were like us.
We're basically much better than you.
And Europe is much better than you too.
Fuck off
>>70936733
>>70936912
>>70936912
>it's a bong gets triggered by Americas greatness episode
>>70936738
What in the fuck? This is shopped, right?
>2004
>Desperately searching LimeWire for Lindsay Lohan's Harry Potter sketch from SNL
>All I can find is something called R@ygold
Thank God for YouTube.
>>70936993
>>70936900
Lohan is shopped but Richie was actually that skinny at one point. She was fucking gross
>>70936738
>>70936949
This is exactly what it's like posting here now.
>>70936738
>Nicole Richie isn't even shopped
el justo
>>70936211
She literally has negative ass
My god she was so perfect
>>70936949
what are the shitballs on america supposed to be? Canadians?
>>70936983
*BRRAAAAAPP*
>>70937089
>About 14.3% of Americans or 45,672,250 people are Black
>>70936211
>what you wanna do wit yo career
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
anyone who gets super skinny like a skeleton is a nigger
i had that nervosa anorexia, where I was over exercising, I was skinny but ripped as fuck. if you go that way fair enough, but going the puking smelling of cheese and body looks like Steve the Skelly then you may aswell just kys
if you have the willpower, use it the right fucking way by going for a run, not sitting with your head in the toilet you lazy skanks
>>70937089
Niggers and Mexicans as if we don't quarantine them to their ghettos or something.
![article-1127204-032997B1000005DC-932_224x423_popup[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FS0uMXV.jpg "article-1127204-032997B1000005DC-932_224x423_popup[1].jpg")
>>70937034
None of it is shopped.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1127204/Waif-like-Lindsay-Lohan-shocks-onlookers-rapid-weight-loss-shops-New-York.html
>>70936645
What about her?
>>70937121
Oh right, forgot about the black people. I never have to think about them as we have none here
>>70937121
eww gross, why didn't they just send them back to africa when they were done with them?
>>70937036
wow if she just aged gracefully she'd have been amazing in her middle years
>>70937156
Where's here?
>>70936912
a fucking leaf.
>>70936912
>implying Canada isn't as obese on average as the average American
>mad because he is essentially an unarmed American sans any American testosterone
>his flag is a fucking leaf
>>70937187
western canada
>>70937016
>R@ygold
I can hear the party van in the distance
>>70936983
Too bad about the man face.
>>70937153
bad plastic surgery which lead to a 10 year drinking binge after her frankenbooby was exposed.
>>70937209
>goldberg
/pol/ was right again
>tfw you pretend Lindsay's British twin is out in bongland doing well for herself these days
>>70936211
Coke, dope, meth, PCP, who knows.
>>70936211
>>70937203
Oh yeah that's right but you forgot the part where west canada has been annexed by the chinese
>>70936983
I'm CANADIAN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT
DID YOU EVEN READING MY FUCKING COMMENTS
OF COURSE NOT, YOU PEOPLE ARE UNEDUCATED FAT FUCKS
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FLYOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
FUCK YOU
AMERICA IS FUCKED
WE ARE MUCH HETTER THAN YOU, SO FUCK OFF
YOU THINK YOURE HT SHIT, BUT YOURE ALL FAT
WE ARE LITERALLY BETTER THAN YOU
FUCK OFF
I can't watch Mean Girls without feeling super depressed about how she used to look. She looked so fucking healthy and fuckable. It's really an american tragedy.
>>70937146
you're fucking retarded if you can't tell its fucking shopped
actually look at the fucking pictures you fucking idiot
yeah they were super fucking skinny but that picture is made to look skinnier
>>70937223
literal tranny
>>70937203
Oh, nice. Potatofag here. We don't see many black people either
>>70936211
>when you say lmao too much
>>70937253
Better to be surrounded by Millionaire Chinese people than gun toting gangbangers imo
>>70936193
>>70936211
Bad posture, duh
Also, for all of my friends currently sitting at a desk, sit up straight and pull your head back up. Seriously, bad posture can have so many negative effects on your overall health. Have a nice day
>>70936912
Yeah but at least I'm not cold and Asian lol
>>70936193
>dat smugness
>dose firm boobs
>dat pink shirt with rainbow
>dat tummy showing
>dat posture
>dem hips
>ywn have prime 17yo lindsay poop in your mouth
>>70936211
Probably the worst butt of all time.
>>70937282
kek
>>70937260
>that "peaceful and friendly" canadian attitude
Lol
>frothing with so much rage and inferiority complex that he can't even spell
>death threats from an unarmed pussy country
Hold on I'll need a few minutes before I can stop laughing at you
>>70937260
Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, bro. We're supposed to be friends, remember?
>>70936912
>In Canada, we are viewed highly by the European
Man all we do is joke about elk, park rangers and hockey. Thought you're considered sort of like the U.S.'s less batshit cousin, which I suppose is something.
>>70937295
What is the best solution for someone who sits at a desk for work? Is the exercise ball and standing desk just a meme?
>>70937294
>is proud that his country has been bought off
Uh, ok? Enjoy your housing prices in Vancouver there bud
>>70936912
>>70937260
Please stop reinforcing the Canadians are bad posters stereotype
>>70937089
Lol, fuck off you fat fucking fuck
Americans always talking shit
You people at only 50% white
Lol, and you had another shooting today
Tell me, when's the last time people in Canada had to fear for their lives?
HAHAHAA
You people are fucked
You're a nation in decline
And while you FALL
WE in Canada will RISE
Everybody loves us, but nobody loves you guys, in fact, they all HATE you
And I find that very sad
Lol, nobody likes you guys
>>70937310
>>70937345
I'm not from Vancouver, but okay.
>>70937351
I'm a Canadian and I'm telling you to shut the fuck up now. You're making us look bad.
>>70937260
canada is about as relevant as a straight guy in a gay club. you guys don't matter
>>70936211
>>70936630
Reminder that "tech neck" is God's divine punishment against mobileposting scum.
>>70936574
>le sex is damaging and evil!!!
No, they are drug addicts.
And being a drug addict is a choice.
>>70937308
lol
>>70937344
Not sure about the exercise ball, but I have a standing desk and there's noticeable improvement in my overall mood and health. Before, I would hate getting up to walk across the office, and it was easy to just get lost on Netflix for 2-3 hours at a time, not moving a muscle. With the standing desk, I feel the need to walk more, which is exactly what you need in an office environment.
If you cant get a standing desk, just take a 5 minute walk every hour, and work on your posture while you walk
>>70937351
>a-am I p-posting right y-yet?
>D-do they s-s-see through my i-inferiority c-complex yet?
>m-maybe if I c-call them f-fat they'll ignore the f-fact that I'm o-obese
How much cocaine do you have to do to end up that ugly? Most of the drug addicts I know look good after some months of sobriety, but it permanently fucked up her looks.
>>70937449
>>70937375
What else is in west canada then other than Vancouver and the tundra? So you're admitting to be a hick?
>>70937153
shes pretty confident in a bikini for having such a fucked up body
Hold me brehs...
>>70937492
>Hold me brehs...
but.. im jerkin it rn..
I just want her back lads. I lay awake at night just asking, why, why did this have to happen.
>>70937479
>American education
I live in the Lower Mainland near Vancouver, about 45 minutes away. Houses in my neighborhood are selling for 800k+ so I'm probably going to sell and move further East and put 300 or 400 into retirement.
>>70936211
drugs, rapid weight fluctuations, not exercise, not eating properly, too much sun, too much alcohol, not enough sleep.
what about prime hayden panettiere
>>70937271
literally gay
>>70936211
negative amounts of ass
>>70937489
>>70937604
>>70936738
disgusting omfg feed them some butter
>>70937604
My gf was good friends with her, she got really weird after she got pregnant and stopped talking to her
>>70936211
Didn't think I'd ever see a celebrity with a worse ass than Miley Cyrus
>>70937421
>With the standing desk, I feel the need to walk more
This is basically the only benefit. Just standing up instead of sitting hasn't shown to be any better for your health in tests.
>>70936912
I'm American and when I was growing up, my parents spoke very highly of Canada. In fact, I can't think of a single person I know who doesn't hold Canada in high regard. It hurts to think you guys hate us so much. :'(
>>70937153
>>70937489
![tumblr_niy9vvTtsx1rdpb1yo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zOjmTRv.jpg "tumblr_niy9vvTtsx1rdpb1yo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>70937639
say goodbye boner
>>70937671
;_; when I was growing up my parents did everything in their power to make me hate the United States. So I did for a long time until I actually became an adult and realized I'd been brainwashed by the Canadian hate machine.
>>70937351
>WE in Canada will RISE
DUDE
>>70937657
Either she didn't care about her flabby ass in the latex outfit or she's surrounded by yes-men too afraid to tell her that it looked awful.
>>70937052
Feels the opposite for me
>>70937569
Why? A crippling addiction to cocaine, and infinite amounts of money to buy the highest quality cocaine available.
>>70937322
>less batshit cousin
>"if you kill your enemies they win"- Justin Trudeau
yo
>>70937388
Canada is hella mattering, they have a huge economy.
>>70937670
Still a benefit nonetheless, right? They aren't too expensive, and certainly not meant for home. But if you're working 8-12 hours in an office, it can be a real game changer
Fuck office life is depressing.
Copious amonts of drugs and alcohol would do that to a person.
>>70936193
>>70936211
Remember kids, drugs r bad mmkay?
>>70937777
>>70937691
on the contrary
>>70937654
She was depressed it was in the news lel
>>70936949
I like how the spics are depicted as some form of cockroach
>>70937449
>>70937474
>it's a /tv/ bullys celebrities thread
Lindsay was lost to us, don't cry cuz it happened, smile because it's over
>>70936211
She was infected with a perma disease last year by a mosq.
But she was allready on rehab
>>70937654
Drago fucked the soul out of her
Alcohol, Time and C-C-C-C-C-Cocaine.
>>70937879
>physical erection
wait wat
>>70937837
I think they're fleas, or possibly ticks.
>>70937892
its not over until shes dead
>>70936574
how do i become a producer?
the amount of prime pussy/ass they get is unreal and they never have to deal with the burnouts.
>>70937879
Rachel Mcadams was almost the same age as Linsey Lohan is now in mean girls.
Rachel Mcadams is still stunning. So is Amanda Seyfried.
>>70937671
Lol, fuck you fat ass.
We hate you more than you eat cake.
You have NO IDEA what we're capable of.
And no. I'm not talking about our military; I'm talking about what matters MOST;
THE PEOPLE.
Why is it that you always see Canadians speaking up against your bull shit?
Is it shit posting?
AHAHAHAHAHAH
NO
No, no, no you silly fat fuck
We FUCKING HATE YOU.
We legit want to see you dismantled for ruining our county, and robbing it of or culture
On the day America falls, all I'm going to say, is that be prepared for many of my country men and women to descend upon you and rape your women, and enslave and kill the rest of you.
The day of the rope is coming, you fat fuck.
>>70937985
Who hurt you, anon?
>>70937985
>I'm talking about what matters MOST;
>THE PEOPLE.
I seriously expected to read "THE ELK."
>>70937985
Okay go drink some maple syrup and fuck off now.
>>70937594
>claims to not live in Vancouver
>lives in a suburb
>thinks the reason his "house" is "worth 800k" isnt because it's near Vancouver
Yeah I mean I know you're lying but if you're not tell your parents thanks for giving you such a great ROI
>>70937985
I don't believe you. Canada is too nice to do a thing like that.
>>70937489
She embraced her role as portapotty.
>>70937489
ujersqvlniqrevinpiquhzefvnuo^qzrv
>>70937983
They all are, even Lizzy Caplan is looking better these days. Lindsay will go down as the biggest female JUST in Hollywood history
>>70938088
Not during hockey season.
Drugs and booze
>>70938088
Our subservience to your fat fuck culture only looks "nice" because the average American is a weak minded cunt
You fucks are the worst to each other
Why is it that gun violence, serial killings, and suicide are higher in USA?
Haha fat fuck
>>70937985
Sorry aboot this post everyone.
>>70938088
S-sorry
Can you post some examples of someone that's aging well?
>>70937489
h-how
>>70938140
Don't you mean curling, you broom sweeping homosexuals?
>>70937670
that's because they don't do "tests" for common sense bullshit anon. I assure you I'm not memeing when I tell you that all my lower back and ass aches went away the second I switched to a standing desk.
>>70938228
>>70936211
This at least would finally put to rest the rumours that she has been working as an escort
Kill all canadians
>>70937260
Typical Canadian response. You guys are assholes.
>>70937892
What is this from? Do we wind up getting to see them later?
totally forgot I wasn't on /fit/. I wonder what sort of stuff sent Lindsay on this spree. I wonder if she remembers her life before being a star. Before she was tainted by the golden life.
>>70938307
nah son people would still pay prime money to fuck a celeb like that, regardless of how JUST'ed she is
>>70938290
my queen
>>70938228
>>70937985
Who keeps posting this weird shit? This is okay bait but jesus refine it before going with it
>>70937408
i once saw a kid on his phone and he legit had a nearly 90 degrees angle going on
shit's wierd yo
>>70938259
>botched surgeries
>unhealthy lifestyle
>>70938181
It's okay. I still love you, Canada. And I always will. :3
>>70937639
Never liked her midget body proportions.
Is this prime lindsay?
>>70936696
>that leg in the background
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS
>>70938555
>those thick thighs
I'm not surprised she went to extreme lengths to be skinny honestly. girls with those thick legs are GOING to get fat, it's a matter of time, and how fat. Having a kid seals the deal btw.
>>70937598
too many penises banging against her cervix
>>70938555
thick
>>70938555
THICKER
check em
>>70938555
>YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
![lacey-chabert-2015-american-humane-association-hero-dog-awards-in-beverly-hills_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bih5XSf.jpg "lacey-chabert-2015-american-humane-association-hero-dog-awards-in-beverly-hills_1[1].jpg")
>>70938602
Lacey is starting to milf up.
>>70938290
I see now why many dads marry younger moms
women age like shit
>mfw there's some turbocuck who believes on marrying an older girl
sick shit
>>70938894
This tbqh
On a more basic level, an older gf is going to want marriage and kids sooner than a younger gf, meaning less time for you to enjoy your life.
>>70938894
>marry
Young girls will drive you fucking crazy if you ever get into a serious relationship with them. Seriously just fuck and move on
>>70937223
Is it gay if her tranny face is the thing that turns me on? i dont even like trannies
>>70937223
>>70939040
I swear she looks like the old 1980s singer Tiffany with bigger boobs.
>>70936912
>In Canada, we are viewed highly by the European
Nope. No one can tell the difference between Canadians and Americans. You're exactly the same. In fact I've known people who hate Canadians more for being "snobbish Americans".
>>70937985
Exactly how did the USA ruin Canada? Canada prospers because the USA is strong. Furthermore, the cultures of USA and Canada are so much alike, that Canadians are encouraged to mark themselves so they are not mistaken for one of us.
You are so mad, and you don't even know why.
Meanwhile Brittany Daniel still looks amazing.
>>70936642
And Demi Lovato, dude was a master swordsman
>>70936912
>In Canada, we are viewed highly by the European,
No Mr. Canada
The only reason why people like you is that they are glad you are not from Quebec. Quebec are viewed as far as the worst.
then Canadians, who are snotty shits
Americans range from assholes to greatest folks ever.
>>70936849
>>70937654
was your wife good friends with her when she was a high-paid hollywood prostitute, BEFORE she was an actress?
>>70939299
>Quebec
>>70936211
JUST
>>70937983
God damn, I had so many fap sessions to that scene.
>>70938339
>>70937892
Anybody know where this is from/if we get to see them later in the movie?
>>70938339
>>70939560
Are you fo real nigga
>>70939560
its from Malcolm in the middle anon.
>>70938339
>>70939560
It's from an episode of Malcolm in the Middle; this is the only time you see them.
>>70937604
Wonder what she looks like now
She said pregnancy "destroyed her body"
>>70938290
>would masturbate in front of
>would ejaculate on command
>>70938228
Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Marisa Tomei, Heather Graham, Winona Ryder and Monica Belluci are probably the best examples of women aging beautifully.
>>70939225
Literally who?
>>70939781
blonde from joe dirt 1
>>70939781
never forget peak lohan
>>70940020
dear god
>>70940020
How did she lost her tits
>>70936211
>>70938626
Or you could just you know, not eat like a whale.
>>70940020
Lel, this movie must have been such a sexual awakening for so many young boys.
