>"Where is Padme?"
>>70911537
>go evil to save your wife
>nearly kill her yourself
>meet your son
>chop off his hand before asking him to join your side
Why is Anakin so retarded?
They took her
>>70911537
i laughed for some reason
>>70912160
because he was a poor child that suddenly was the protagonist of a universe balance-changing profecy, and didn't quite understand what everyone was using him for
>>70912160
>>chop off his hand before asking him to join your side
He was toying with him beforehand to gauge his abilities but when that strike glanced off his armor he got legit mad, besides what better way to manipulate the emotions of someone in a fuckton of pain.
>>70912214
You don't win someone's favor by crippling them.
>>70912249
>Where is me iPad?
Wait, was Vader Bri'ish?
Didn't Anakin actually fulfill the prophecy and bring balance to the force?
I mean you got only two Sith and a fuckton a Jedi. Anakin kills off every Jedi aside from Yoda and Obi. That's balance.
>>70912170
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
>>70912279
Yeah mang
![3titus3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3x4BQmv.jpg "3titus3[1].jpg")
>>70912249
It's one hand, if Vader could bounce back from that, so could the kid. What is heA WUSSY?!
>>70912214
>a fuckton of pain
I thought lightsabers are hot enough to cauterize wounds, that amputations don't spit blood, and the pain goes away?
I mean, in AotC Anakin doesn't look like he's suffering when he walks off after the fight with Dooku
>>70912279
The only way to have balance with the Force is for only Jedi to exist.
>>70912170
>Do you want to be cremated or buried?
>>70911537
She's dead lmao
>>70912365
Wat?
>>70912363
>I thought lightsabers are hot enough to cauterize wounds, that amputations don't spit blood, and the pain goes away?
>blood curdling scream in Cantina when Obi-Wan slices dude's arm off
>luke screams when Vader cuts his hand off
>Anakin goes "line?"
>>70912279
Balance and serenity are traits of the light side of the force while the Dark side focuses on extremes.
>>70912328
Luke is delicate and needs to be protected, not permanently maimed.
>>70912448
A balanced diet doesn't include cyanide.
>>70912170
Hah.
>>70912363
It depends on what setting the lightsabre is set to.
Higher settings burn wounds closed, but don't have much charge.
>>70913110
Were "lightsaber settings" ever even in the EU? I feel like that's just fan headcanon that got accepted as fact after a while.
>>70913110
lightsaber settings?
is that some EU bullshit?
>>70913176
Yeah it was in the EU.
>>70913193
then I've got some bad news for you son...
>>70912214
https://youtu.be/Ji9UN-gmn3c?t=183
>but when that strike glanced off his armor he got legit mad
It's funny, the entire fight is almost recreated but its played for laughs. I don't find it funny because when it happened to Luke, he got fuckd up
