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Would you?
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>>70900775
Yes.
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>>70900775
Fucking. Vigorously.
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>>70900775
>blond
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Of coursh.
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>>70900775
I would, deliciously.
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>>70900775

Thomasin, i'm goat.
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i would sign black phillips autograph book
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Best new waifu
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>that look in her eyes
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>>70902047
goat villain
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The buttshots at the end, was that Thomasin's actual actress or a body double?
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>>70902254
I fucking knew it and still chuckled.
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>>70902297
Probably her but who knows the camera was far away but it barely focused on Thomasin but it's probably the same actress.
Yfw she was flying because the witches used the fat from her siblings.
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Guys whatever happened with the twins?

>made into flying ointment

Can't be. First, the kids were baptised which would make them useless for such purposes, plus Thomasin too was flying and yet she did not have any of that.
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>>70902408
Probably eaten by that flying witch
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>turbo-religious fire 'n brimstone wrath-of-god type of family
>neither mom or dad have any problems with their kids chanting how their black goat is the king of the universe and they are his servants

Why does this bother me so much?
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>>70902254
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>>70902707
Because the entire movie is retarded shit for retards. LE TURN OF YOUR LE BRAIN.
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>>70902707
That song is so goddamn catchy, though. I'm singing bah bah all the time, black philip bah bah.
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>>70902707
It appeared to me that Thomasin was often expected to look after them. So maybe the parents weren't aware of it.

The thing that bothered me was Thomasin joking about being a witch in a time when that was a very serious accusation. It came from no where and you knew it would come back to bite her in the ass. I don't know. Maybe girls did in fact joke about it back then. But given that some were seriously stoned and burned for it, it wouldn't be a prudent thing to joke about.
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>>70902996
Those twins were out of control, though. I guess it was a way to scare them and have a little control.

I would love to come back and bite her in the ass, by the way.
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I want to have 100 babies with thomasin.
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>>70900775
Yes, verily.
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>you'll never hold her hand
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>>70900775
See looks like my ex. Dated for a couple of years when she was 16. Delicious.
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>>70900775
Who wouldn't?
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>>70906118
Fuck off normal
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>>70906211
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>>70900775
i don't fuck niggers
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>>70906449
Argentina is white though.
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>>70906535
you ain't tricking me boludo
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