IT'S HAPPENING!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>>70892557
the first one was cringy enough.
>turning a thoughtful piece of actual science fiction into a dumb action adventure film
unhappen pls
. Never watched this... On a scale of Shallow Hal to Tree of Life how boring is it?
So will they go full Mel Gibson on him or are they playing it down to make it more believable that he survived?
The director of the original is directing it, and is writing it together with some other dude. Here are their previous writing credits.
It's dead, Jim.
>>70892557
calm your neckbeard there fatso
why
>>70892828
He travels between several rooms, discussing what happened to him with the inhabitants of the rooms
>>70892862
What?
>>70892557
Is that the one about five people sitting in a cabin and talking for two hours?
>"Sarcastic comment loading."
>>70892840
This guy directed the movie because he was best friend forever with the author's son.
Not even joking, this guy is a talentless faggot from The Asylum movies like Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies.
I was calling this out for years but everybody liked that amateur threater recorded play shit which was the first film. People are tasteless pricks faggot cunt niggers.
>>70893101
What?
>>70892724
That mumblecore piece of shit trash with terribad writing? Thoughtful? Easily impressed simpleton detected.
>>70893510
I achieved perfect SAT scores you stupid fuck. What were yours?
>>70893545
I aced the LSAT. But sure brag about your achievements when you were 18. What have you done since then you meme-loving fuck?
>>70893545
I understood Hegel.
Your move.
>>70894303
I understoodFinnegan's Wake.
>>70893510
>mumblecore
kids need to stop making up words.
hey it's that movie with the super creepy 53 year old college teacher and his 19 year old girlfriend
They better sit in a room and talk about his life for 5 hour straight without a fucking Christian Grandma getting Triggered and ending the comfy
>>70892557
>yfw there's a scene where they ask about pregnancy and birth in ancient times
>conversation inevitably moves onto sex
>John leans back in his chair and pauses with a slight smirk
>leans in
>extreme close up
>"I INVENTED THE SUCC"
>John starts spazzing out
>face like pic related
>he's cumming and farting everywhere
>gusts of wind blow the windows in
>he truly became the Man From Earthâ„¢
>>70895290
>>70895290