What the hell is it with this guy? I mean he's a real jerk
>>70890378
This guy has become popular here suddenly but he has always been my hero. The last great comedian.
With jews you lose.
>>70890378
Literally watching this right now. Dude is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>70890788
kek
>>70890378
He hosts a show with an avid holocaust denier
>>70890378
Women wet their panties around this guy, he should have been a way bigger star than Sandler.
he's pretty funny on mike tyson mysteries.
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother.He was in northern Canada.
>>70890378
he is awesome. He was the second best news anchor ever and he is the voice of pigeon
His Andy Richter the Swedish-German joke on Conan was fantastic
He's Canadian. They're infamous for being assholes.
>>70890770
>so the computer doesn't really work to make you a big hit?
>>70890937
>a moth goes into a podiatrist's office
>>70890904
lel
>>70890378
he's serving a youthful porpoise
I bet it's spelled B O R E D
>that total rekt moment
>>70891113
Never seen anything funnier than that moment 2bh
>>70891142
Easily the single funniest moment in talk show history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0
>>70891113
Link me senpai
>>70891205
Thanks, can't believe I missed that
>>70891172
And he's not proud of it either. He actually apologized to Carrot Top after.
I wanna hear more juicy details about his sex life sex life sex life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjEvl43zYY
>>70891349
Well, he once fucked his friend's wife in the ass while his friend was out mowing the lawn.
>>70890378
Fuck I love norm.
>>70890399
Barely qualifies as a comedian. He's like that guy you went to high school with who you run into behind the counter of the local gas station when you go to your parents for christmas
Needs to reboot Norm Live tbqh just so Adam Egert can be abused some more
>>70891545
He should lose that fuckin douchebag
>>70891416
uh source?
If I ever was gay, like if they made it mandatory or something, then I would choose the smallest cock and I would like a guy that came fast.
>>70890378
Here, OP, here is my ASS.
>>70890770
>I'm sorry about bringing up Hitler
Oh man. I don't know whats funnier; Norm's jokes or watching the two other youtube millennial "comedians" try to keep up with him
>>70890788
No barffyman362 you cannot rape my mother with a knife.
>>70891629
That sour bitch's face when he said that. Dead.
>>70891582
He told the story on Adam Carolla's old radio show.
I'd love to see more Norm Live but I'm pretty sure he already burned through the only 15 people in show business that will still talk to him
>>70890378
I liked it when he hosted the espys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mhUIIhcTb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrFm3ELbXtY
>"We can't go back to her place, she's dating a guy. And it doesn't matter what color he was... but it was a very frightening color"
remember when he played the KFC guy?
>>70890770
>YouTube comedy show
Why are Ross and Norm soiling their names with this bullshit? Are they both broke or something?
>>70891805
remember when he was paid in KFC?
>>70891828
>paid in food
I'll be right- I'm here.
>>70890378
Does anyone have a link to his story about being on the view and meeting George Bush?
>>70891819
He probably was broke, due to his gambling addiction, so he'll take any gig, he also did a lot of shitty commercials lately. Also he had a comedy show on youtube. He seems to have ups and downs, now he got his shit together but a while ago he looked really fat and depressed.
>>70891720
he should invite the RLM crew
>>70890378
What the fuck did Mark Hoppus ever do to you?
>tfw Norm will die in your lifetime
Such a lovable schmuck
>>70891756
>He died 50 years ago.
>I didn't even know he was sick.
>He wasn't.. Well, uh
>>70891935
Don't you think he's kind of living the dream as a comedian right about now? He has a bunch of easy gigs like Last Comic Standing, Mike Tyson Mysteries, and whatever else for quick easy money. Then he can spend the rest of his free time doing what he wants, whether that's standup, his podcast, or working on his book.
So it's not like he's struggling or anything, remember he has no interest in being an actor or anything
>>70891935
He was just trying to get back on TV. Supposedly the 'Video Podcast Network' stopped paying Norm in the last season, and they struggled to get guests because they all wanted to be paid.
>>70892045
He is, but he's also terrible with money.
>>70892068
I don't think he gambles anymore.
The light was on
>>70892090
Every day is a gamble when your last sidekick was Adam Egot.
>so I'm lighting up and here comes my dads big head swinging around the corner
>no body, just the head
>>70892117
It's Egret dummy. And show some respect for the deepest and most intellectual interviewer of our time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszIT9eCTrA
>>70891988
>even mentioning shit like RLM in a Norm thread
>>70890770
>you're an acid tongued arab!
how does he keep getting away with it??
THIS ONE SAYS YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A CUNT
>>70892213
That was actually a pretty good mantling of Norm's style.
>>70892243
>Kassem litterally asks Norm to apologize at the end of the show
>"What did I say?"
so fucking based
>>70892045
>So it's not like he's struggling or anything, remember he has no interest in being an actor or anything
I don't think he enjoys doing these trash gigs though, he obviously cares about making good stuff rather than making easy money. I don't think he likes current Hollywood or how the comedy world is today. It's obvious his dream was to get a talk show host gig, like Letterman. He also used to be passionate about writing movies, but Dirty Work didn't launch his career.
I mean it's the same conflict for all artists, doing things you want or getting paid.
I always got the vibe he cared more than he showed, and not getting recognition made him jaded. He knows he's one of the best but never really got mainstream popularity or much respect. Meanwhile people around him like Adam Sandler got huge. He also knows a lot of his projects have been shit and he could have done better, like his old sitcoms.
There's a part of him that's either incredibly lazy or self-destructive.
>>70891389
;_;
>>70892396
>never really got mainstream popularity or much respect
Maybe not as much from the general public, but he gets a ton of respect from those in the know. Listen to any other comedian or talk show host talk about him and they all fucking adore him. Hell, he was even hand picked by Letterman as the last ever stand-up comic on the late show
>>70890770
ALL THE STARS ARE OUT TONIGHT
Who is the best norm counterpart? Conan? Eget? Dennis Miller?
>>70893295
Conan had better Norm bits but Miller has better chemistry, eget is a fucking douchebag cunt
>>70893295
Eget, because he makes for so much material.
this fucking guy is not funny holy shit
Norm Macdonald has never made me laugh, not once. I've watched his stand up. I've watched his interviews. I've listened to his shitty podcast. I even watched that super wacky, post-modern ironic parody of a roast. None of it was fucking funny. For the love of god stop making these threads, every time I see his face I have to be physically sick.
>>70890770
>Listen, barfyman362, no, you cannot rape my mother with a knife!
This was the event that opened my eyes that DeFranco was a gigantic faggot. In one of his videos after he told Norm to go fuck himself and made fun of his sweatpants. I never watched that cockhat ever again.
>>70893602
It's 2am, go to bed
>>70893602
Turn off the computer Kassem.
>>70893295
Nice shoes faggot!
>>70893295
Miller and norm otp.
Norm can pretty much say or call Eget anything, norm live wouldn't have been half as funny without him.
Conan just kinda lets norm go off without really contributing anything.
>>70890399
back to where you came from how do they insult people over there oh yes troglodyte
>>70890378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exmi6MY7pYA
>>70890770
>pay up fucker!
>>70893602
HHHCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>70890770
> Silverman's thighs
Jesus Christ. I fucking hate her but...gotdamn
>>70890399
>suddenly
Norm has been /tv/ approved forever anon.
>>70891172
You never challenge Norm to do something, because he'll do it in spades.
>>70893295
Miller. Two of the best weekend update anchors ever. Honorable mention to any time david spade showed up on dennis miller live.
>That's not what mine says, it says 4/20 was the birthday of
>>70893295
Norm has been fucking golden with Adam Carolla too, lets not forget.
And why the fuck hasnt Norm done an Unmasked with Ron Bennington yet?!
>>70893973
>Very compelling kind of figure...
>Odd looking duck
>There's something about his eyes... hypnotic
>...
>Huh?! His eyes are almost entirely black.
>He was a decorated veteran of WW1, huh - and then-
>Hold the fort.
>He hated jews.
>>70893295
Eget because Norm just rips into him and Eget sets him up for perfect jokes
>>70890770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeaH_0NRDZw
hes a ventriloquist too
could you get away with this now?
http://www.qrd.org/qrd/media/television/1996/snl.slur.response-02.28.96
> On "Saturday Night Live"s February 24th show, regular Norm MacDonald appeared during the "Weekend Update" before a blowup of a USA Today story. It headlined the recent death sentence of convicted murdered John Lotter resulting from his part in the bloody, execution-style slaying of Brandon Teena, a 20 year old transexual man in Falls City, Nebraska, and two of his friends.
> Mr. MacDonald had this to say about the sentencing: "In Nebraska, a man was sentenced for killing a female crossdresser [sic] who had accused him of rape and two of her friends. Excuse me if this sounds harsh, but in my mind, they all deserved to die."
http://www.gendertalk.com/trans-actions-7/
> SNL’s Norm MacDonald is no friend of the transgender community. Just months after his infamous “everyone in this story deserved to die” comment on the Brandon Teena murder trial verdicts, MacDonald commented in his news update segment about transexual Sharon Boyd’s child custody case, saying, “Hmmm…I wonder who’s going to win this one, the mother of the 2 children, or the guy who had his penis twisted into a fake vagina.”
>>70894555
Fucking based
>>70890770
Norm is making fun of Jeff Ross too, which is the closest thing to a comedian there. The only one who could keep with Norm was Samberg and they had to shut it down
>>70894007
> hold the fort
Every. Time.
>>70894555
>isn't it weird how you can go to a doctor and say: You know how I have a cock? It's not real, I shouldn't have a cock, would you mind cutting it?
>>70890770
God those other two are terrible
If Norm MacDonald Live doesn't come back I'll kms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmi0mDc-cBY
>>70895780
No bs I talked to Adam and he said they had a meeting about a couple weeks ago. Not sure what came of it but it's still possible.
Daily reminder if you've never seen him on tour, you've never seen Norm. I've never laughed harder than went I went to one of his theatre shows.
God love a road comic, which is what Norm is at the end of the day.
>>70895882
yeah they said something like "it's gonna be up at 6:00 PM PST" so let's cross fingers and see what happens
>>70893609
wait what did he do?
I just looked him up and he seems mad at norm on twitter
>>70892396
Norm is a road comic and is happy being a road comic. He doesn't give a shit about anything except stand-up.
Commercials, acting, youtube shows, all that shit is just easy money and helps keep him semi-famous so he can sell tickets to his stand-up. All comics are either comics who do other shit so they can get more people to their comedy or comics who do comedy just so they can do other things- Norm is the former.
He's a Tolstoyan.
>>70895882
>>70894719
I thought he kind of appreciated a coulple of ross's lines there
norm "fat juicy cock" macdonald
>>70890770
Those two fucking miserable, unfunny cunts either side of him, he must have loved winding them up.
>>70893602
thanks for stopping in, fucking homo
>>70891468
Spotted the pleb. He is a true comedic genius. He completely lacks ambition which is why he's always under the radar, but he is hugely admired by his peers.
>>70891720
That one he did with Gilbert Gottfried was hilarious.
>>70890378
>>70890928
2nd?
(You) got my attention
>>70891055
>I said Doc...
remember that show celebrity fat guys
>>70890399
you mean that you came here suddenly you fucking egomaniac
>>70891988
eurgh
that made me feel ill
i hope you get hurt
One of my favorite bits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRUJfOB-OtY
>Even in today's enlightened society, there is a stigma to being a psycho-sexual sadist
>>70893602
>tripfag
Every fucking time.
>>70891819
>>70891935
>implying ross is a name
>implying norm didnt jump at the chance to take the gig just so he could turn up in tracksuit bottoms and derail the whole joke of a show
this is the perfect gig for norm to take
>he looked really fat a depressed
>norm eats whole KFC buckets and platters of sandwiches live on air and people still think his eating was a problem
its called performance art you inept halfwit
I am a big norm fan, but this is by far my favorite bit he has ever done.
Its norm at his best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR_Kh8sdpHY
Norm as McManus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNl8-7pDoNg
>people always say dirty work is great
>nobody ever remembers screwed
It has Dave Chapelle in it, and it is just a quirky as Dirty Work was. Its pretty enjoyable.
>>70890399
I didn't truly appreciate his comedy until he started Norm MacDonald Live.
He's incredibly quick.
>>70891575
>>70891545
You're not aware that Adam's in on the bit?
>>70895780
I love this, the set-up is so fucking perfect. Dick absolutely didn't see it coming.
>>70891627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrFm3ELbXtY
Do I have to be American to find Norm funny?
Why did the moron throw the clock out the window?
sorry if this was already posted, easily the funniest thing I've ever seen
https://youtu.be/BlWpx55Mo5s
https://youtu.be/F3IMdOguZaU
What's your favorite joke /tv/?
>>70900792
super dave is such a cuck
>>70900929
fuck off
funkouser is GOAT
>where do get your ideas?
>mfw simon helberg episode
>>70896109
Defranco is a new age sheltered "YouTube celebrity," and he's the boss of Kassem and that unfunny hipster chick. He was butt hurt because Norm was 'offense' and 'mean' to the hosts. He also got pissy about the fact that Norm came in sweatpants.
Norm is probably the ultimate divide between pure comedians and the try hard ones.
>>70890399
that's because this clip has been around reddit a bit and then ylyl threads and then facebook. 2+2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWS1WjUQAo
>>70890941
Fuck you, eh!
>>70900929
you're an idiot dude, in so many ways
>>70900199
It helps
SHE GOT CUT BY A SORCEROR
>>70891627
That millennial "comedian" sold his youtube business to disney for the better part of a billion dollars, so I don't really think he cares if you find him funny
btw he is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWe3Zbp0EX8
>>70902930
Go to bed Phil.
>>70895990
He just talked about death and how he's never happy unless he's on the stage and that he was supposed to be done with his set 30 minutes ago and the light was "get off the stage light" was blinking but he was dreading going back stage. Then he told jokes about how ass doctors are strange.
>>70903033
You seriously don't find his going deep videos amusing? He just takes the piss out of porn actresses. Do you hate fun?
>>70903168
i've listened to bootlegs and he gets really personal sometimes. he talks about how he believes in god and death scares him. a lot of people think its some sort of grand persona, but i think hes honestly being himself at times.
>>70900792
The Pings are my Chinese neighbors
>>70903453
> nose scrunching intensifies
>>70903296
link?
Who said he was an asshole? By all reports he's supposed to be a pretty chill guy and he has very loyal friends.
I saw him do standup like ten years ago, it was pretty good. After the show he said he was going to the bar next door, so my buddy and I went over and he was just chilling and chatting, signing autographs and even bought drinks for people just for fun.
He had plenty of people bugging him so I didn't want to be a fag but he seemed like an alright dude to me.
>>70901964
I liked his Russian impression 2bh
>>70893602
You sound like a real jerk
>>70903190
> picking on sad, broken women
WOW WHAT A TALENT
>>70890904
probably one of my all time favorite norm jokes.
>>70903749
I only see people bringing it up on this site, but one experience is when he has kyle mooney guest on his show from comedy central, he shows off his cringe comedy video, and norm follows up with "what the fuck was that". There was comedic timing in it, but I possibly thought he was dismissing cringe comedy in general through it
>>70900199
he's canadian ya dingus
>>70901964
That was a bad one. I mean, it was still funny because Norm was there, but as a guest he sucked. I don't even know why they had him on the show. The worst guests were Simon Helberg, Billy Bob, Jack Carter, and Sandler.
>>70890937
I didn't get it
>>70891055
I was literally crying
>>70904609
I don't think Helberg was that bad. Billy Bob was meh. Sandler is a hack but did okay on the podcast. The worst for me were Jack Carter, Carl Reiner and Todd Glass. I can't stand Todd Glass.
>>70904982
Todd Glass episode was great because Todd Glass was a preachy faggot.
>>70904982
The only thing redeeming about the Glass episode was Norm's subtle trolling thriughout.
>>70905067
That's what I hate about him. DUDE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY LMAO
>>70894555
>>70890928
>He was the second best news anchor ever
I am not fond of him but he was second to NONE
>>70891172
>the single funniest moment in talk show history
No, sir, Norm talking to Jon Stewart about Steve Irwin's death the day after it happened is.
Has there ever been a more Canadian name?
>>70891389
> it was an actual Letterman joke and not a shaggy dog story
> he's crying
man
>>70891737
I don't think I've seen him so alive, murdering everyone in a single industry including half the audience
> the joke at the end
god damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8
the guy is a comedy genious
>>70904609
>>70904982
>people unironically hating the Jack Carter episode
Plebs. The worst episode is David Koechner followed by the Tod Glass ones. Jack Carter is great for the old school comedian stories and Jack was still pretty sharp.
>>70898683
I fucking loved screwed.
>What the hell is it with this guy? I mean he's a real jerk
Gosh, that was his one good joke that he'll be remembered by.
Kind of sad, isn't it.
I mean, it was years ago. He probably won't come back again with anything else as memorable as that.
What kind of a man cries on national tv because someone else's tv show is ending? It's not that big of a deal. It's not like his friend died.
8:27:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjEvl43zYY
>>70907535
On the contrary, I think his best joke is the one about the earth being flat.
>>70907650
>The joke that rang around the world.
>>70907674
That's not how it went. I forget if it was on his special but it was definitely in his set when I saw him in concert.
>>70907535
I think the worst part of your post is your hypocrisy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3PpS8ZZouM
>>70907733
See, even you can't remember it.
>>70907748
It's kind of sad that you don't know what "hypocrisy" means, but whatever.
My point still stands.
His career peaked on SNL, which I think was in the 80s? Anyways, awhile ago.
>>70907753
No, you misunderstand me. I remember the joke perfectly, his entire concert was great, I just don't remember if he did this particular joke on his comedy central special.
>>70907748
His friend he was talking about was Judd Apatow, btw.
>>70907886
That was a fascinating piece of information.
his commentary on Lost and ambiguous endings is terrific: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czg_mANOZYs
>>70906251
It was probably the best representation of a bloodless carnage I've ever seen.
>>70890937
YOU WERE RAPED
>>70908017
I liked his sports show, was sad when it got canceled.
Im /sp/ so I like to see his twitter commentary during golf tournaments and stuff, its really great.
>>70891737
He just hosted a canadian thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l80t8anzVO4
