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>>70880125
Every time I see this on /ck/ I wonder who the fuck would want these dry, overcooked eggs on a sandwich?
You'd need a fucking litre of liquid to wash it down.
>>70880125
>>70880174
Food webm thread?
>>70880096
>>70880174
what is this?
looks like some giant hamburger buns
>>70880235
alexis is perfect
>>70880235
T H I C C
>>70880288
Cheesecake.
Posting
>>70880288
>>70880333
giant pancakes
>>70880276
>>70880235
>>70880174
inb4 ja/ck/
>>70880356
ywn be a qt white girl whose biggest problem is being skinny.
>>70880385
beat ya >>70880377 to it
>>70880096
what is this mastercrafted kinography?
>>70880356
whats this from
>>70880451
fallen angels 1995
>>70880276
>it just keeps going
>>70880475
>file name
>>70880096
>tfw this will literally never happen to you
>not even once in your lifetime
>>70880505
Tell me about Elastigirl, why does she wear the mask?
>>70880377
That burger is way too raw, do people actually like that? It doesn't even look like it's warm in the middle. I like rare beef, but that's dark red dude what the fuck delete this.
>>70880523
Good. That girls seems creepy as fuck
Hold it you dummies
>>70880461
She's driving, why does she start dancing? She not only put herself at risk but she also put the safety of her passenger at risk. Why? Because it's cute and autists like you lap it up? Dumb.
>>70880299
She married Mr Pete. She's obviously braindead.
>>70880488
it was only a matter of time
>>70880149
Why would you say that?
>>70880567
>he likes his burgers dry and not MOIST
>>70880469
reported for announcing your report
enjoy your ban
>>70880567
>I know nothing about cooking
>>70880096
source?
>>70880588
yo fuck that
>>70880574
>not wanting a crazy and creepy as fuck gf
come on anon, those are the ones that will love you forever
>>70880599
someone looked at this take and thought it's good enough to make it into the final cut
>>70880612
She's got the eyes, but not the titties.
>>70880235
MORE LIKE ALEXIS BREAKFAST
>>70880578
I don't watch American football. what's happening?
Who fucked up here?
>>70880605
lel the janny actually did it
>>70880637
be careful! he's going to call you a faggot now!
>>70880614
Duo luo tian shi 1995
>>70880646
i would get in fights on purpose and let her win
>>70880612
>deleted
>>70880578
Jesus fucking christ.
>>70880674
worth a watch?
>>70880578
What the hell were they trying to do?
>>70880505
>>70880543
>>70880612
Why is she chewing on it
>>70880523
Not true I've eaten at McDonalds many times in my life.
>>70880652
Guys on the left are the offense, they're trying to break past the defense. The offense has 9 out of the 11 guys on the field run to the right hand side of the field for some reason, leaving only the snapper and the "quarterback" (Played by a wide receiver in this play for some reason, a completely different position), and they got completely destroyed for obvious reasons.
It's regarded as one of the weirdest and dumbest plays in football history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrtzpdH_uPM
>>70880505
kek
>>70880605
Faggot.
>>70880734
tl;dr they thought they were being clever
>>70880630
I never noticed any of this shit until I saw it on /tv/
>>70880756
They were trying to trick the defense into going offsides, but it failed miserably because it's the NFL, not high school.
>>70880716
The story isn't amazing but the cinematography is topnotch, it's a really beautiful film.
>>70880734
I thought they were trying to confuse the defense and make them jump offsides without even snapping the ball but the dumbfuck center snapped it.
>>70880783
JDIMSA
>>70880235
Goddamn that big fat ass on Alexis, dangerously skirting the line...
>>70880765
I never noticed Masketta Man makes an appearance outside of the plane scene
>>70880652
It is fourth down for Indiana, meaning that if they don't cross that yellow line then the ball will be turned over to New England. Typically a team would do a punt, meaning they kick the ball and New England would have to return it from much farther back. In certain situations, a team will not kick the ball on fourth down and risk trying to cross the line instead.
Often they use a trick play to catch the defense by surprise. Only Indiana's players somehow fucked up and moved all of the players that are supposed to block the defensive players way the fuck off to the side.
It is basically the stupidest formation you could imagine because, as you can see, you just get mobbed the moment you snap the ball because your blockers are dicking around somewhere else.
>>70880781
I never said what they were trying to do, just what happened. Anyone's guess as to what they were thinking is probably right.
>>70880829
haha that's clever xD the video
>>70880765
doesn't matter
at least a few people must have gone several times through that take, there really is n excuse
>>70880854
Who decides what takes to use?
>>70880578
>>70880578
>clots
>>70880276
That's some sort of Doritos Poutain.
>>70880174
I dont know what this is but I want to eat it.
>>70880753
don't hax me with your leet google skills, bro.
also the new janitors are horrendous faggots. what the fuck.
>>70880217
I don't get it
>>70880885
He did one of these on the Snake River once and my family recognized it as just behind some bed and breakfast.
>>70880567
It's Jack. He's a meme on /ck/. He's a youtuber who is the absolute worst cook of all time. Seriously, check post a 'jack thread' using that webm on /ck/ and have a look at the shit that is posted before the thread is deleted. He's absolutely abysmal and despite cooking seemingly frequently knows absolutely nothing about cooking.
>>70880356
Fuck, I can't help but want to hug girls so fuckin' hard when they cry
>>70880422
Still surprised no r34 ever came of this where she takes the knot
>>70880917
Sup baby.
>>70880885
Stuff like this is funny but I never really understand why people think it means the show is a scam. He emulates possibly dangerous situations and shows you what to do in them. He eats weird shit to show you what you can have, not because he has to. The crew have proper food that he could have if he wanted.
>>70880710
Watched Brooklyn last night. She is such a cutie.
>>70880970
Hit the nail on the head right there.
>>70880962
Nah, I don't care if people insult women or anything like that.
Cute* girls crying gets me though.
>>70880783
I've never really thought she was anything special but jesus christ, her body is fucking jamming. Hot as fuck in that yellow dress. Never realized she had such a great hip to waist ratio.
>>70881007
Same for me but only if they look dateable.
Fatties, older women, poorly dressed, etc. don't affect me at all.
>>70880276
this gave me a panic attack
>>70880125
THATS A LOT OF EGGS!
Can you post some gifs too? These shitty webbums don't work in Safari.
>>70880646
like how the one guy flops down next to em just to laugh
>>70880536
>TV on the radio
Wut?
>>70881104
This is hilarious
>>70881073
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>Applel
>gif
>in a webm thread
Loving every laff.
>>70881073
Download VLC you dickhole.
>>70880540
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR SUIT!
>>70880096
is this from a wong kar wai film?
>>70880646
If you're a manlet, you don't life, and you don't know how to fight, then you deserve this.
>>70880646
>when you meet your friends but that one girl who always bullies you is there
>>70881137
yup it always makes me laugh
>>70880125
that's a lot of eggs for a hired cook
>>70881130
its some indie band
>>70881130
probably the band?
>>70881104
I've never watched the show so I'm not sure if this is what The Flash show actually looks like.
>>70881172
don't lift*
Don't listen to those other retards. That shit is absolutely too raw. It would be illegal to serve that in the usa.
I can understand wanting a mid rare burger, but that isn't cooked at all.
>>70881195
this was on the flash/supergirl crossover it doesnt look this stupid on his show
>>70881007
>h-haha no I'm t-totally a badass j-just like you guys
anyone got a webm of the Swede getting hung on that last episode of Hell on Wheels?
Shit was more brutal than Charles Vanes hanging from a few months back
>>70881209
What's this from?
>>70881277
I forgot how much I liked this little sequence.
>>70881277
Black Sails 3rd season
>>70881102
godtier acting
>>70880276
Yes, I would like an order of the fuck my shit up special please.
>>70880710
I could watch this for hours.fuck
>>70881199
I dont remember anna being so thicc
>>70881250
>>70881209
>>70881273
Is this any good? I know about the gay pirate thing which is slightly annoying to me, but sailors are fags so it makes sense as long as it's not obnoxious.
Those CGI flags are really bugging me though.
>>70881315
Thanks.
>>70880588
Why are my palms sweating?
>>70880967
>>70880967
How did Nickelodeon approved this?
When will Dan be stopped
>>70881370
Its completely worth it for Long John Silver alone, everything else is bonuses.
>>70881172
I'm lanky as fuck and I used to train in GlÃma with my manlet buddy. He would knock me on my ass pretty easy and use my arms and legs as leverage.
A tall person's true advantage in a fight is that reach, but if you lose it then their lower center of gravity will let them win if they're stronger.
So basically don't let manlets close in on you.
>>70881384
>dat feel when you'll never make her say cheese
>>70881476
>>70881431
What the fuck, they brought the show back?
>>70881508
are you serious
>>70881508
we found Rumpelstiltskin and he shitposts on /tv/ after waking up
>>70881416
What in the world is this from?
>>70881571
Slav News 5
>>70880276
yoooo wtf
>>70881579
She's cute
>>70881370
sauce?
and did I got spoiled?
>still no sound
>still only 3mb
>nudity is still considered porn and not allowed
Why is this allowed?
>>70881607
Magnetic Rose, from the compilation Memories (1995)
>>70881524
>>70881560
Friends my life has been changed since a famous escalator ride and I've been on /pol/ for awhile.
Current events are so fucking depressing I came back here.
>>70881239
>implying anyone here is a badass to start with
>>70881607
Not really. The best parts of anthology anime movies are the visuals. Sometimes you get a neat little story but the visuals are the real treat.
>>70881641
leave again
>>70881692
What in the world is this from?
>>70881183
Underrated post
>>70881682
oh ok
also I think I know this one. Is it Felidae?
>>70881692
>the muslims are on flying carpets trying to enter the US
my sides
>>70880276
That's prison food right there.
>>70881726
>Felidae
No, it's Neo Tokyo, like in the filename.
>>70881719
>Videotaping a videographer
Is this avant garde kinographie?
>>70881708
It's from a Taiwanese company (Next Media Animation) that does tongue in cheek CGI "reenactments" of news stories.
>>70880276
how much does this cost?
>>70880475
demon something
>>70881617
>>nudity is still considered porn and not allowed
this wasn't enforced until we got the new faggot janitors.
>>70880235
why the FUCK isn't alexis sitting on my face?
>>70881002
FUCK YOU CHAD
>>70880096
that's kino
>>70881737
>>70881775
Show name?
>>70881827
Was just about to ask.
>>70881827
>>70881830
its hannibal you cucks
>>70881842
I miss the dumb rubber suits. At least those had character.
>>70881830
>>70881827
Hannibal
>>70881855
>>70881859
I assumed that, but I thought it might also have been the Bates Motel show that I have also never seen.
>>70881861
Wait, why is he actually stopping there? They can't have fucked up that bad.
>>70881861
Post
>Australian enters the match
>>70881891
>not posting the hand so we can ask, "wait how does his hand spin like that?"
>>70881891
are you on_three by any chance
>>70881921
s-sorry
>>70881937
No?
>>70880125
Why's he keep looking at the camera
>>70881962
>>70881921
How DOES his hand spin like that?
>>70880646
god damn spider bitches.
>>70880578
Once I seen it I did the ol "The fuck?"
>>70881617
>nudity is still considered porn and not allowed
This is too bad.
>>70880840
HOLY SHIT, God bless her. I got tired just watching this. crossfit sucks!
>>70882054
Can someone post the scene from The Counselor?
finally outta webms
>>70882075
What the fuck?
>>70880222
That can't possibly be a real bowling ball. His face would be all kinds of fucked up if a real bowling ball hit him at that speed.
>>70882097
Midichlorian count was higher than George's
>>70881172
like even if she got leverage on you she's like 90 pounds, wtf
>>70882004
>shooting lasers
CGI just keeps getting worse and worse
>>70881827
>>70881830
Hanniballs
>>70882075
this is a parody right
>>70882075
need backstory
>>70882139
Yeah I found the youtube. It works pretty well silent though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A45FQvlfU6Q
>>70880970
>>70880885
It's also worth considering that it can be a royal pain in the ass to shoot on time when you have all the remote locations that a show like this requires. It can also be next to impossible to get a crew to certain areas with all their gear and shit.
>>70882075
Wait... what?
>>70882163
I'm impressed at how real george made it look
>>70882158
Very cool.
>>70882207
Fucking incredible that no one died.
>>70882208
>HestonBlumenthalHolidayDisaster
>>70880096
>tfw women will never be that direct to me
;_;
>>70882163
damn it, i wanted real drama
>>70880686
why deleted? what was it?
>>70882239
Be lucky, chances are they're a psychopath or infected with STDs
>>70881599
Truly an aryan goddess.
She will help us bring the white race to new heights.
>>70881002
I remember watching this movie thinking of all the relationships I avoided because I didn't want to end up in this situation. At the end of the movie I didn't know how to feel. I probably missed out on a lot of great sex and all of those amazing highs that come with sharing your life with a person. But the emotional desprair that comes with the relationship ending can sometimes outweigh the goods.
7.5/10 movie. would watch again by myself and jerk off later with my tears.
>>70882052
Steph is thicc wish she would show off how sexy she is more often
>>70882208
>>70882231
Just watching this gives me a headache.
>>70882239
no one should do that to a stranger, and if some girl does this to you even if she's pretty, run motherfucker, run.
>>70881617
>>70882047
>Plenty of red boards for porn
>Including a webm/gif porn specific board, with sound
>"Why can't we have porn everywhere"
Some people like browsing threads/boards without it devolving into a porn jerk off thread. Not all of us have crippling porn addictions.
>>70882286
LMAO
What he did to that woman?
>>70882286
what is this?
>>70882286
thats my fetish
>>70882286
>implying that isn't some prostitute he paid to fulfill his exhibitionist humiliation fetish
>>70882304
He forgot to check his privilege
>>70882304
>>70882319
>>70882328
If I recall correctly he cut in line and then refused to move back.
>>70882290
>Not all of us have crippling porn addictions.
>tfw sometimes I just browse porn without even masturbating
>>70880276
If you take out the instant soup and fucking ketchup, and add some jalapeños, that's some "nachos" with corn, which is very fucking good.
>>70882286
Nigga he coulda fucking threw her off easily, he was enjoying that, someone stepping on your crotch doesn't incapacitate you like a tazer
>>70882286
well now I have a boner
>>70882290
nudity != porn
>>70880276
I lost my appetite just watching this
>>70882361
when will manlets learn
This shouldn't be giving me a boner
>>70882370
I know exactly how you feel, my friend.
>>70882361
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
>>70882384
God bless those brits with bike helmets. Comedy gold.
>>70882361
He deserved it then t b h
>>70882382
yeah why the fuck didn't he get up?
>>70882382
>Nigga he coulda fucking threw her off easily
This is very retarded. She was stepping over his nuts, are you dumb?
>>70880922
Snake River? I live in Lewiston.
>>70882286
>oh no... pls don't put your tits in my face.... pls.
>>70882423
She would have barely had any weight to it, unless he had a fucking muscle condition he shoulda threw her off.
>>70882384
>nudity != porn
This there is a difference between porn and nudity, but they still fall under the blanket of NSFW
>>70882286
It's totally about "equality" though, guys.
>>70882430
Yeah, I think it was around where they run the jetboats for tourists.
literally perfect
>>70882443
>She would have barely had any weight to it,
The more you reply the more retarded you sound.
>>70881384
That mouse is going to get wet!
>>70882461
>you're retarded!
then tell him where's wrong fuckhead, grab her fucking leg and throw it off. He still doesn't do anything when she removes her leg
>>70882473
Lecherous anthropomorphic animals are half the reason people like Disney man.
>>70882456
Snake River Adventures?
>>70882270
literally dining with black people
>>70882457
she's 3 years away from being a hag like sex and the city protagonist. But.. dem tits
>>70882496
Maybe. Been awhile since I've been to Lewiston.
>>70880605
>>70880686
>>70880725
What happened
>>70882122
it's tracers so you can see where ur shooting
you probably knew that tho
>>70882370
I feel for you anon.
>>70882384
You're right >>70882445 sums up my point better than i did.
>>70882490
Use your brain. She was putting her weight into her penis, crushing it. No matter how much "manly" you want to sound, if you were in his position you wouldn't have done shit either.
And some people are less tolerant to pain than others.
>>70882543
>into her penis
The plot thickens.
>>70882514
Do you live in Kooskia? Where did they film the episode?
>>70882563
No, I'm from Eastern Oregon.
>>70882596
MODS
>>70882596
S-sauce?
>>70882596
i want to be pegged so bad this looks hot
>>70881641
You too?
>>70882596
What the fuck is this haha.
>>70882583
So is that where they filmed the episode? With the BnB?
The Hells Canyon I know is Northeast Oregon to Lolo.
Holy fuck, janitors are watching this like hawks.
>>70882613
>>70882628
>>70882629
>>70882639
Why didn't he just fuck her with his own penis?
>>70882286
imagine living in a city where you had to endure this kind of spontaneous street "performance art" constantly
you're taking a long lunch break in the park trying to get some quiet alone time from your shitty job and then a couple of retarded performing arts major failures start screaming in your face about manspreading while acting out some kind of poorly planned female power fantasy play. there should be laws against this shit.
>>70881099
>finally i have become the treasure island
>>70882716
>there should be laws against this shit.
I have good news for you
>>70882518
damn son you got graboid problems
>>70882692
If only.
>>70880588
VR when
>>70882384
hero
>no film ITT
What happened to /tv/?
>>70881820
This has a lot of reaction potential.
>>70883029
Your post reminded me of /film/. I forgot all about it. So I guess it's truly permanently gone? What the fuck
>>70882075
he didnt like jar jar
>>70882233
Luckily they all had their parachutes on.
>>70882055
crossfit is for faggots
>>70880600
should i watch S2 if i thought S1 was just "ok"?
>>70881019
watch Zack and Miri make a porno
>>70880829
>he doesn't unscrew the lightbulb from the plant
missed opportunity
>>70882119
post the rey attack.
I know you have it.
