RIVER PHOENIX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khl7hGkrUuY

>>70877638
>lets speedball on Halloween while Johnny depp plays guitar on stage outside of Johnny depps club

DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>>70877638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdtfcOlr0tk

>>70877686
This dispatcher is such a dick.
He sounds so condescending when he tells him you only give mouth to mouth to people that aren't breathing.

>>70877943
imagine you take 100 of those calls a day than come back to me and tell me the dispatcher is a dick

he a dick

I don't believe narcan was invented back than poor guy would have been alive if he OD today

He'll never be an ol man river

>>70877943
I work as a dispatcher.

You have to keep your tone neutral because if not you just feed the panic. Unfortunately when most people keep their voices neutral they sound like assholes.

Also like >>70878068 said you take calls like this all day.

>>70877638
He looks like he was going bald in that pic, maybe that's why he killed himself with drugs.

>>70878177
I'M ON THE DRUG
I'M ON THE DRUG
I'M ON THE DRUG THAT KILLED RIVER PHOENIX

>>70877638
he probably would've survived if they didn't send a monkey to do medical work on him

>>70878188
I've always thought it'd be a good idea for dispatchers to huff helium when taking calls, you know, lighten to mood a little and keep everyone calm

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>>70877943
>>70878188
>dispatch bros

>>70878261
Honestly it's not the traumatic calls that are that bad. It's the old people.

I get fucking calls on an emergency phone line for shit like "My neighbor's dog is barking at 3 in the afternoon," or "I need the number to Wal-mart!"

>>70878255
dr. bananas

also btw this pic is just a news re inactment

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>>70878286
>mfw a caller says "YOU JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT MY SITUATION."

>>70878261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YAP9tboctc
kek

>>70877638
>angel gabriel gives him a halo
>YOU OD'd TODAY SON, DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT

tf was the recording

>>70878177
>>70878225
Came in here to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI

>>70877638
River was one of the few child actors to grow up hot ;_;

>>70878336
Including the Viper Room green was a nice touch. (not a dispatcher bro, but someone who has been to the Viper Room.)