WE FUCKING DID IT /tv/
NO JUSTING FOR JOHNNY BOY
>Heard defended her original request for support, contending she was well within her right under California law to have demanded $973,744 a month based on published reports that Depp made at least $30 million last year. Heard also maintained her right to reassert her claim for financial support at a later date.
what an insane fucking bitch
why don't you capitalize "/tv/" as well? it's annoying and reeks of tryhard
TSUJ
I read that article she's still asking for like a million dollars a month OP.
>>70871943
He was never going to be JUST'd. She was refused spousal support immediately.
He was constantly winning even at beginning of this. He's touring with his sold out band in Europe and partying daily, not even turning up to court and winning.
CANT DIPP THE DEPP
>>70871999
It's basic posting etiquette faggot.
Nice thread Dannyboytbh.
>Among her monthly outgoings, she said, were $10,000 for rent, $3,000 for healthcare, $2,000 for groceries, $2,000 for dining out, $2,000 for clothing, $10,000 for entertainment and vacation and $10,000 for various expenses such as pet care and agent fees.
How is she going to afford this now guys?
>>70871999
go be new somewhere else
>>70872000
>thanks for holding onto it jon
>>70872072
she'll find some new millionaire sugar daddy to take care of her
>>70872072
She isn't
>>70871999
HurrR MY AUtISM OcDDdddd hurRRR
>>70872072
>3 grand for healthcare per month
She got cancer or some shit?
>>70872072
we should make a fund raiser, how can people live without 2000 of dining out, if her pets don't their 10,000 bucks, they may die
>its another forced meme thread started by a Dannyboytbh.
>>70872072
>$2000 for groceries
What the fuck?
I can understand the other shit as stupid as they may be.
>>70872079
LOL
>>70872156
"healthcare" probably includes shit like cosmetics and manicures and such
>>70872194
Must be some posh organic hipster market.
Some cocksucker like George Soros is probably paying her more than she would've realistically gotten from alimony in exchange for taking le moral high ground and le raising awareness of le abuse of women by evil white men.
>>70871943
WE DID IT BROS WE WON
This is a pretty significant victory actually.
She's still suing johnnys buddy, thats why.
Still a paycheck coming
Doesn't she still get to take half of everything he owns? A few grand monthly seems minor compared to that.
Our girl is the merciful kind.
They probably settled it out of court with a juicy amount.
>WE
Literally and figuratively go fuck yourself
>>70871943
She still reserves the right to go after his money. And she will. She just didn't want the money to get in the way of the Restraining Order. So you didn't do fucking shit.
>>70872156
probably to pay for her drug addiction
>>70872194
she must shop where gweneth paltro shops
>>70871943
huh...
nice
>>70872194
It's more than possible. I've had weeks where I would spend $200 on groceries for one week buying stupid shit like caviar, lobster, soft shell crabs, duck, steak, truffle butter, specialty cheeses, and wine.
TThats only because Depp finally gave in to threats of career-ending beans being spilled
the phone slap was just chum in the water
>>70871999
>>70872177
rainbow heifers spotted
>>70872156
Hair and makeup to cover up the wounds from the nightly Depp beatings.
>>70872212
http://youtu.be/6ig-RShZ6m4
>Implying she didn't withdraw because it was settled outside court.
Facts to consider:
1. He's getting immense bad press
2. He has a Disney film coming out
3. Disney ain't having no wife beater star
>mfw liars always lose in the end
>>70872072
>TFW when read this and can barely pay 650 rent/utils
>>70872072
>live a lifestyle based off the income of another that is not self-sustainable
>be angry when other moves on
>10k rent, 3k "healthcare", 10k entertainment
women are so fucking stupid
>>70871995
>$973,744 a month
>MARRIAGE
>EVER
I though in CA you need ten years and a day. That's why Bin Al-feqi's haram wife timed the divorce that way. That's why Amber faked the DV claims. Her lawyer probably knows she's getting relatively little in any settlement, and she panicked.
Literally all of Hollywood is siding with Depp, he has too much good will and evidence to back him up.
The cunt lost before the game before it began.
I hope Dannyboytbh gets beheaded in his little Mexican village and stop spamming the unfunny JUSTO meme.
Reminder that Amber is our girl.
>>70872572
C'mon, how can one live on $40,000 a month in the US? How?
what the fuck is wrong with judges??? did they completely forget the purpose of spousal support? It was for women who literally had 0 marketable work skills, they made the ex pay so she didn't starve to death on the streets. So this whore comes to court, who by the way makes more money then most people here, is probably getting millions in the divorce anyway, and demands what 20k a fucking month?
Why do they not laugh these people out of court. If you are going to fucking starve then fine have the rich husband pay them 2k a month or something till they get on their feet. This is insane
>>70872621
keep it in the justo thread.
>>70872608
California divorce law is so laughable it may as well not exist. A cali prenup is not worth the paper it's printed on. Anybody with any money getting married in California is an idiot.
>>70872682
you're right I've seen the errors of my ways. every divorce has the right to bankrupt her ex-husband for her 40k/month necessities
EL JUSTO! Right mi hermanos!
>>70872383
no, you didn't.
Proper Caviar doesn't even start below 150€,
so you did not go to 200$ a week for all the shit you just listed. Don't be an idiot.
>>70872713
Great, so I guess I'm never getting married then.
I'm going to die in California, never married, fan-fucking tastic. Oh well, it's just a piece of paper.
>>70872968
CAREFUL, COMMONLAW MARRIAGE CAN STILL GET YOU EVEN IF YOU DONT ACTUALLY GET MARRIED
DONT COHABITATE, PAY ANY OF HER BILLS
>>70872079
Poor Brendan.
>>70872349
Fuck off Amber
>>70873120
>CAREFUL, COMMONLAW MARRIAGE CAN STILL GET YOU EVEN IF YOU DONT ACTUALLY GET MARRIED
>>70872349
6/10
>>70873120
commonlaw marriage is so fucking stupid. hey, this person has been leeching off you for so long they are too stupid to support themselves, so you have to continue to support them.
it would make more sense for the courts to order the parents of neckbeard 40 year old basement dwellers to keep supporting them, at least they are their children. what the fuck is wrong with the court system
>allocating $133.00 a day for food
>>70873120
Not in California you dumb memeing fuck.
>>70872279
Poor Doug. He was just standing up for his buddy and caught a bullet.
>>70873454
SHE FILED CHARGES WITH THE POLICE, DOUG STANHOPE PSYCHICALLY RAPED HER WITH HIS TWITTER COMMENTS
>>70873120
NOT IN AMERICA STOP SPREADING DISINFO. THERE'S 9 STATES THAT RECOGNIZE IT AND EVEN THEN YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY PRESENT YOURSELF AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.
>>70872108
Or sugar mommy.
Haha! Dis bish is TOAST in Hollywood. Depp is just too beloved in the industry. She's trying to play the weepy victim of a lie she was already caught in. Wow what a desperate, cold, sociopathic cunt. I wish I could buy Depp a fucking beer!
>>70873544
Dude cruise control jajajajaja
>>70872079
this is reality in a parallel timeline
>>70871943
How can one woman be so based?
never try to jew the jew
because the jew that gets jewed
might just be you
>>70873752
Oy!
>>70873558
Yeah, she's so interesting isn't she
>>70871943
delete this
>>70872072
>Among her monthly outgoings, she said, were $10,000 for rent, $3,000 for healthcare, $2,000 for groceries, $2,000 for dining out, $2,000 for clothing, $10,000 for entertainment and vacation and $10,000 for various expenses such as pet care and agent fees.
>>70872000
OH the handshake of the JUST
i mean i respect it but damn dude
>>70874100
how does that even make sense. if both parties are fucking millionares cant they just walk away?
"ya but he has more millions i need them we were married for 1 year"
what the fuck
>>70874194
Indeed, how in the fuck can she claim Depp should pay for her fucking groceries?
>>70874100
I'd be happy for life with 9 million. Then again, I don't have forty grand in expenses each month.
>>70874239
she only has 9 million dollars, how is she supposed to afford groceries on that?
>>70872031
naw it's
CAN'T PREP THE DEPP
he ain't getting cucked. he refuses to prep the bull senpai
>>70874100
>$10,000 for rent, $3,000 for healthcare, $2,000 for groceries, $2,000 for dining out, $2,000 for clothing, $10,000 for entertainment
Poor poor Amber, living like a pauper
I cry every time ;_;
>>70871999
>why don't you capitalize "/tv/
>>70872156
>>3 grand for healthcare per month
bitch thats what insurance is for.
>>70873703
maybe Brendan's trying to become The One and travelling round each multi verse and taking out Depp.
That's why we've been getting ripples of Depp nearly being Just'd over the past year in his looks, bank account, movie flops..
SHE'S IN THE MOOD TO SCAM
>>70874451
literally what groceries could those be?
she's obviously barely eating and clearly one of those crash diet slappers who barely eats per day and lives off water.
$10k for entertainment.
kek wot
>>70874451
>being a euroshit
>>70874551
>SHE'S IN THE MOOD TO SCAM
t. WOMEN
>>70874578
Can't arrive by foot like a scummy commoner, you need the convoy and the 52 feet limo.
>>70872000
Was that the time he came out and all the women in the crowd were just gushing for like 2 minutes before he could say anything?
>>70874578
>$10k for entertainment.
BUSINESS CLASS TICKET, COUPLE DINNERS, FEW NIGHTS AT THE RITZ
BAM 10K
>>70874492
>embasa enjusta
>>70873262
>it would make more sense for the courts to order the parents of neckbeard 40 year old basement dwellers to keep supporting them, at least they are their children
wew, I wonder who could be behind this post
>>70874681
>chewy, we're JUST
>>70872156
Dermatologist
Plastic surgeon
Psychiatrist
Nutritionist
Chiropractor
Physical Therapist
Massage Therapist
Personal Trainer
etc.
>>70874683
you are an autist. if I said nigger and sandniggers are both worthless, but sandniggers slightly less worthless, am i a sandnigger?
>>70874681
>you will not make pay alimony
>50k pay year
So did he actually hit her, or was that just bs? Haven't followed the story much.
>>70874832
Looks like bs
>>70872425
You mean the self-inflicted lesbo beatings?
>>70874662
I can't believe lawyers can actually successfully argue that this is a necessity in court with a straight face. Have they no soul?
>>70874878
Well i figured since the article i read a while back said the police saw no visible marks on her and had no prior mention of dv in their entire relatoinship, but i didnt know if anything had come to light since.
>Heard also maintained her right to reassert her claim for financial support at a later date.
>Heard also maintained her right to reassert her claim for financial support at a later date.
>Heard also maintained her right to reassert her claim for financial support at a later date.
>Heard also maintained her right to reassert her claim for financial support at a later date.
am i the only one who was hoping for him to get JUST'd? just to see if he would look like shit
>>70874832
Neither have retracted their statements, so its status quo on taking either one's word for it
>>70874961
They're lawyers.
>>70871999
Following a style guide that even 13 year old /b/tards understand isn't autistic, making a post overanalyzing his intentions is
>>70871999
Welcome to 4chan.
>>70874832
it wasn't never hitting her, she filed the report or whatever as him throwing a phone at her, that was her case for domestic abuse. a phone being thrown.
if anything, if he did, he probably drunkenly threw her phone back at her after she's being a little bitch and accidently hit her face. I mean the guards say them 20ft apart with her sat on the sofa and him in the kitchen.
how many times you reckon Amber drunkenly slapped Johnny around and he never reported it.
>>70871995
>Paying a woman no longer fucking you $11,684,928 a year for the rest of your life for a year and a half of marriage
Jesus fucking Christ. Why would anyone rich ever consider marriage? It's pointless enough if you're poor but if you're rich you should be classified as certifiably insane to even consider it.
>implying we don't know what really happened
THIS SUMMER
>>70874239
Have you ever tried getting by on a measly 9 million dollars you fucking white male!?
>>70873375
maybe if she was as big as some of us that'd make sense.
>>70875006
No, all the feminist cunts and SJWs who used to love him were also hoping for the same thing.
I'm glad he's gonna be okay, didn't deserve to be JUSTed for one stupid move for some primo pussy during his mid life crisis.
>>70874832
HE DID NAHT
Although I care about Amber I wish she got a little more than this. Maybe a few months in a posh prison just so it actually appears like women can face consequences by lying.
>>70873715
you can still see the bruise in this pic...just covered with makeup (see the C shaped curve in both)
>>70875821
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>70872156
>monthly abortion
>botox
>skin lasering
>vagina touch ups
it all adds up pretty quickly
>>70874996
AKA: wait for shit to blow over, then fuck him in the ass
>ever getting married in the land of the free
>>70871943
>>70871995
>>70872072
Hahaha fucking gold digger.
>>70875926
The more time that passes the more difficult it will be for her to get a lucrative settlement.
>>70873558
>you will never be Amber Heard's sugar mommy
it hurts bros
>>70871943
she's fucking rich and an overpaid actor in her own right. I really don't understand why she deserves anything? Wtf is wrong with America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gaYyNk7QA
I seriously hate this cunt.
Hope she gets fuck all and fades into obscurity very, very quickly.
>>70872072
Justice league money right?
>>70874408
It should be CAN'T SHLEP THE DEPP
>shlep
>verb: walk or tramp about
>>70875876
>monthly abortion
>>70876050
;_;
>>70872072
>$10,000 for entertainment
> $10,000 for various expenses such as pet care and agent fees.
>>70871943
She's pretty much ruined her career with this shit.
Good for her.
>>70872072
>monthly vacations
>>70871995
At that point it would be cheaper to just get her wacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-QKlBmfjz0
>>70871995
>this is legal and completely not talked about or touched
>instead we debate about oppressive male and female bathrooms
>>70871999
i bet you capitalize the 4 in 4chan
>>70871995
>>70875335
If this ruling went ahead and Johnny Depp lived to 70 she would have made $198,643,776 from 18 months of marriage.
>>70876516
>tfw you'll never make $198,643,776 from 18 months of marriage
I'll never even make a cent from any marriage ;_;
>>70876310
agents are dogs, I'm about to sue mine
>>70875335
Agreed - though, with that kind of cash you'd be able to afford an iron-clad pre-nup, you'd think...
>>70876610
Pre nups can and have been instantly thrown out in California.
Not worth the paper they're printed on.
>>70872072
>$4,000 a month for food
>$2,000 a month for clothing
I just cannot fucking wrap my head around how rich people live
>>70876714
why and how? Are they not deemed a contract?
>>70872194
200$ bottle's of wine.
>>70876714
'Merica
She'll end up marrying some director down the line
>>70876768
Don't ask me. I'm not a lawyer. Just google it and see, Why I can't understand why so many rich people get married.
>no alimony
>blacklisted from Hollywood
>reputation ruined
At least she got the DC movie gig and the money she embezzled from Depp while she was drugging him.
>>70872072
Did she really believe she'd get all this? I mean, she's playing fucking Mera in Aquaman. And if the rumours are true and Throne of Atlantis is really getting adapted she might even appear in Justice League. It's not like she's unemployed or some shit.
>>70872072
I'd like to make more money to enjoy nicer things, but this is just over the top in every conceivable way.
>>70872072
I don't even have air conditioning.
>>70872792
Different poster here. What's "proper" caviar? Beluga?
Dunno about the States but here in Australia you can get Beluga caviar for around USD$100 per ounce. Pretty sure Beluga is illegal in the States though, right? That'd explain the huge price difference.
You can also get salmon caviar as cheap as USD$4 per ounce, trout caviar as cheap as USD$5 per ounce. I know you said "proper" caviar but trout caviar is delicious, fuck you.
>>70877426
Same here senpai.
And in Summer the temperature reaches 40 degrees plus here in Melbourne. That's in celsius.
I'm sick of being poor.
>>70877487
Hello, fellow Melbourne-fag.
You have six months to stop being a poor cunt.
>>70872156
personal chef, trainer
Why didnt the internet do it for me?
>>70871943
What has been JUST cannot be UNJUST.
>>70871943
Can we go back to hating johnny Depp now?
>>70877506
Not gonna happen. I have to make it until August 31 2017 at my shitty job and until that time will have to live in my shitty cheap rental.
>>70877617
WHY, THERES A MINOR VICTORY AGAINST HIS GOLD DIGGER WIFE
REMEMBER SHE RESERVES HER RIGHT TO REINSTATE HER REQUEST FOR 900K/MO SPOUSAL SUPPORT
WHICH SHE OBVIOUSLY WILL, THIS IS JUST A TEMPORARY THING SO SHE CAN TRY TO PLAY UP HER FABRICATED ABUSE STORY TO THE FEMINIST DOMINATED COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION
What will happen to Depp and his children if he new Pirates of the Carribbean movie bombs as well?
>>70877732
Why would he care he still gets paid
>>70875335
I'm pretty sure Johnny didn't sign a pre-nup. Complete buffoonery on his part
>>70873454
Whatever, if anything she gets out of Doug you know Depp is gonna slide him some extra one way or another.
>>70877732
Leggy-Rose and Johnny can keep starring in Kevin Smith movies. That should cover gigs and beer money. Maybe a packet of jerky on the side.
>>70874961
>lawyers
>soul
Anon I don't know how to tell you this but the world is full of greedy assholes, full to the brim, like an overflowing toilet.
>>70877840
*cigs
>>70877732
Won't happen. Even On Stranger Tides took in over a billion.
>>70877552
Why does he never grow a beard?
>>70877823
Prenups get thrown out most of the of the time by judges anyway, his mistake was getting married
>>70877693
so did she withdraw her request because of everyone shitting on her or is there a feminist dominated court of public opinion
>>70871999
I want redditors to leave.
>>70872698
>Why do they not laugh these people out of court.
two words: feminist lobby
>>70871995
>>Heard defended her original request for support, contending she was well within her right under California law to have demanded $973,744 a month
>>70874768
weird post basement dweller
>>70876417
underrated
>>70877901
THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION IS SJW CENTRAL, HIGHLY FEMINIST ECHO CHAMBER OF MASS MEDIA
THEY FOCUS ON KEYWORDS LIKE ABUSE OR RAPE, EVEN AN ALLEGATION IS ENOUGH TO CONVICT, TRUE OR NOT IS IRRELEVANT
JOHNNY IS AUTOMATICALLY GUILTY, HES AN ABUSIVE RAPIST SHITLORD! BECAUSE AMBER SAID SO, PS SHE WANTS 900 GRAND A MONTH BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW, THAT COMES LATER :^)
>>70878024
i don't think you understood my post. public opinion seems to be she's a huge vampiric bitch. to the point that it's affecting her legal choices
The scariest thing is every single women would have done the same thing Amber did. Lie, lie and lie even more to get that sweet alimony $$$$.
>>70871995
>$973,744 a month
holy fuck I don't think anyone's paid her that much to star in a movie wtf is this shit
>>70878024
stay off tumblr mate it's warped your brain
>>70871943
LMAO AMBER IS FINISHED
>THE CURRENT YEAR
>getting married
>>70878076
MISOGYNIST OPINIONS ARE NOT ACKNOWLEDGED IN PUBLIC OPINION, PUBLIC OPINION ALWAYS SIDES WITH THE VICTIM
AMBER WAS ABUSED, DID YOU SEE HER BRUISE
DISREGARD DOUG STANHOPE HES A SEXIST, OR ANY OTHER MISOGYNIST SHITLORD TRYING TO VICTIM-BLAME AMBER
>>70872383
you sound like you've watched too much hannibal.
>>70876050
If I was a multimillionaire I would literally support her lavish lifestyle and let her cuck me, she's that hot
>>70871943
BITCHES AND WHORES BTFO
>>70878209
ok i've solved the mystery you don't know what public opinion means
>>70878298
I WATCHED A MORNING NEWS SHOW AND THEY SAID AMBER WAS ABUSED BY JOHNNY
THATS PUBLIC OPINION
>>70877464
doesn't caviar just taste like tiny salty peas? my fat girlfriend puts it in her salad and I think it just tastes like tiny salty peas.
>>70878231
Dude, she's hot as fuck but there are honestly hotter escorts out there who will leave when you're tired of them and don't charge you any more than the agreed rate.
If I was rich I'd just fuck and endless stream of escorts and occasionally porn stars who are essentially the same thing just with advertising.
>>70876498
rofl btfo
>>70872072
>monthly vacations
>tfw I've never even been on a fucking plane
>>70878231
There it is kids. A real life cluck, in the wild.
>>70878231
yeah what's not to love about the thousandth generic gold digging blond bimbo
>>70878387
I dunno where you're getting peas from but they're certainly salty. Kinda like an oyster (not really, but that's the closest thing I can think of).
>>70871995
>what an insane fucking bitch
Amber or California?
>>70877464
"proper" caviar is just rich fags bitching people can enjoy their shit for cheap
Trout caviar is actually great
>>70878428
same lol
>>70873195
Nice meme Reddit! Upboated
Can you imagine how bad it will be when fags get married. It's be like two bitches go after each other
>>70872072
>$2000 for groceries
Me and my brother eat like pigs, and good food too and we only spend $150 a week. In a month that's $600. What the fuck does she eat?
>>70879466
STANDARD ORGANIC WHOLE FOODS PRICES, CAN HIT 400 EACH TRIP WITHOUT MUCH TROUBLE
>>70879466
Probably has to feed her entourage of lesbos and gayboys as well.
>>70872072
>$2,000 for groceries, $2,000 for dining out, $2,000 for clothing, $10,000 for entertainment and vacation
>a month
U
S
A
>>70873375
she's probably going to throw it up anyway, for fucks sake
>>70879636
NOT EVERYONE LIVES IN IDAHO WEARS THE SAME TSHIRT AND EATS AT MCDONALDS
ITS ABOUT RIGHT FOR HIGH LIVING IN LA NYC ETC, MAYBE A BIT PADDED SINCE SHE'S A GREEDY SLUT
THING IS, SHE SHOULD PAY IT HERSELF
>put out lame bulllshit phone slap story
>sink his big movie at the box office
>threaten to reveal actual dirt to tabloids
>reach a deal behind closed doors, outside courts
Its that simple.
Ironic that this dumb bitch does not see how utterly exposed she is as a parasite to everyone in Hollywood.
NEVERMIND that in her little war she sunk a DISNEY movie. They don't forget this. Good luck getting a job as a greeter at Disneyland, let alone a movie.
>>70872072
>2000 for clothing
>2000 for dining out
>10000 for entertainment
>EVERY MONTH
Why do hollywood trash waste their money like this?
Why can't they spend it like normal rich people?
>>70871943
>very real issue
>make it all up
BLEED HIM DRY
>>70879821
Why are you typing in all caps?
>>70871943
BASED
WE LITERALLY DID IT
FUCK THIS REPUGNANT WHORE
I FUCKIN LOVE YOU JOHNNY
>>70872713
Why dont they just go to another state to get married?
>>70872072
Spoiled little cunt, I'd kill, suck cock and do just about everything for 20,000 a month
The bitch is getting a quarter million dollars per year.
>>70872299
I want to make Amber Heard cum in my mouth.
>>70871943
>WE
we did not do shit.
>JOHNNY
I hope he goes back to his wife and kids
>>70878387
That's just your girlfriend
>>70882637
I want Amber to make me cum in my mouth
>>70871995
>$973,744 a month for free
What the fuck.
Want to freak out? Watch Wendy Williams talk about it on her talk show on YouTube then read the comments
>>70879466
>What the fuck does she eat?
Giant panda testicles and African pigmie fetuses
>>70876498$CHAN
>>70871995
>$973,744 a month
For how long? I don't know American laws. This is fucking retarded.
When you leave a person you should not be entitled to their money or anything they have when you were with them, if you wanted it, then you would stay with them. This is just insane.
She cucked him several Times during their marriage, with Cara Delevingne, that dyke-monster photographer, Jason momoa, Zack Snyder, Channing Tatum, and random lesbos
Literally Evil Succubi
>>70875335
>It's pointless enough if you're poor
actually it makes more sense when you're poor, you get financial benefits
>>70875876
>monthly abortion
>>70876755
They spend $500 on a meal, that doesn't taste any better than one that cost $30.
>>70871943
she makes my benis hard so I've been very conflicted about this whole thing from the beginning
>>70873262
>Nobody should get free money except me
Ok
>>70883076
proof?
>>70876755
I'm not sure I've spent $2k on clothes in the last 20 years.
>2k
>per month
>>70883245
You're not a hot girl actress in Hollywood either so yeah..
>>70872031
cant Schlepp the Depp
>>70883571
cant rebuke raoul duke
>>70872072
She's so fucking hot I'll pay it!
>>70871995
>$973,744 a month
What the fuck america, get your shit together jesus christ
>>70872072
>only $10,000 for rent in california
Damn is she gonna live in a basement with 3 other divorcees?
>>70883154
>blow wad
burn her
>>70873120
>mfw I look up what commonlaw marriage is
>>70876768
It can be argued by any good lawyer that any pre-nup that matters (i.e. a really strict one) was forced upon one party by the other and that they didn't really want it.
Essentially the argument would be this:
My relationship with Depp was such that he forced me into the marriage and the pre-nup, I thought I loved him so I let him force me to do it but later after [domestic abuse incident] happened I realised that he had been exerting his power over me the entire time.
It's the same reason you can't force a guy to sign a contract at gun point, just much, much more subjective.
Oh and there's also stuff about "did you know what exactly this would mean when it was signed"
like if one of you suddenly strikes it big then the pre-nup might be judged as no longer relevant.
>>70874100
>$2,000 for groceries
How the fuck does one person eat $2000 worth of food in a month
>$2,000 for dining out
I'm sorry, $4000 in food per month? Jonny was right to leave her. She was well on her way to 400lbs
>$2,000 for clothing
Does she never wear anything more than once? I haven't spent 2000 on clothes over 3 years time.
>$10,000 for entertainment and vacation
I wish I could vacation once a month.
>$10,000 for various expenses such as pet care
Does her pet eat as much food as her? Is she literally feeding her pet prime steaks and lobster every night?
>>70876714
>Pre nups can and have been instantly thrown out in California
But why? Does that happen with other kind of contracts too? If you hire someone, can you just not pay him later on because it's unfair for you or some shit?
>>70883730
well if you want your pre-nup to have weight, both parties have separate lawyers, and hash out the specifics of the prenup through them. That way there is little room for "I didnt know what I was signing"
>>70883272
>hot hollywood actress married to one of the biggest names in the industry of the last 30 years
>paying for dresses
How many do think you should pick?
>>70883797
>$2000 for groceries
Go to whole foods then you will understand.
>$2000 for dinging out
Different places have different economies of scale for dining out...aka its more expensive in California than in Arkansas. Add on top of that, being wealthy so you probably eat at places that are $100 a plate or more(sometimes a lot more) and the number becomes more reasonable.
Is it necessary....no...but those numbers are least offensive of what was requested.
>>70883797
You gotta understand that these people are not like you
people talk about the 1%, well this is not the 1%, this is the 0.1%, if they weren't so rich they would all be certifiably insane, this is normal to them, actually it's not normal, it's sub par, if she only got 20k a month all her rich friends would be telling her how sorry they were that she had to live on such a small amount.
To them it's unthinkable that you would buy average groceries or live in an average house or not fly out to vegas or the bahamas every week end
>>70883730
a decent lawyer for Depp should demand some evidence of the the signing being forced to sign, although it doesn't look like evidence is an important thing in the Californian judicial system
>>70871943
Seriously, how is this even legal? According to a post somewhere in this thread she is worth $9 million on her own. More money than most people will have in a lifetime. Why does she need his financial support? It's not like she isn't working. She has a role in the DCEU and will likely be making appearances in multiple films. That's good money alone. She was married to him for less than two years and she doesn't have any kids with him. Mansplaining and manspreading are an actual topic of debate and women are still getting away with stuff like this? But muh "patriarchy."
>>70884064
What's that last one about airlines?
>>70884050
Exactly what you just said
the cali legal system (especially in and around hollywood) is such that normal principles of burden of proof have been turned on their heads
>>70872698
>It was for women who literally had 0 marketable work skills, they made the ex pay so she didn't starve to death on the streets.
well, that's kinda like the definition of AH's life in Hollywood after smearing and ditching it's Golden Boy.
>tfw cara delevingne will never cuck you
>>70875821
C for cunt
>>70872012
I don't understand why she needs 1 million dollars a month. It makes literally zero sense. It would make more sense if she was in a relationship with him. She leaves him but still wants him to support her? literally the most illogical thing I've ever heard.
>>70884200
she probably has a bigger dick
That feel when you actually found a sincerely beautiful woman whom you trust with marriage.
That feel when 42DD's
>>70884408
Good luck bro. 4chan has turned me into such a jaded person in that regard.
>>70884444
>4chan has turned me into such a jaded person in that regard.
We actually met on 4chan, funnily.
You know i've never really posted about it here, i don't post on 4chan anymore because i'm simply not the target demographic of these meta-meta shitposts, but i will tell you this ...
I was lucky. I've never met any woman like her, and i almost guarantee you i never will. Some women come close, intellectually at least, but they've always had some major psychological defect, sexual or emotional, which keeps them in the realm of unbalanced and untrustworthy.
Someones out there for you, but it'll take an actual statistical miracle to meet with the right circumstances.
>>70884408
That feel when your gf doesnt want to get married and says it's a huge waste of money.I met her playing Left 4 Dead which is somehow more autisic than on 4chan.
>>70883075
Perpetuity.
>>70884129
On Qantas or something like that, a man isn't able to sit next to an unrelated child in case hes secretly a pedo. If there aren't any seats for him to move to, he will get bumped from the flight. So I'm told anyway, but take it with salt.
>>70874451
>>70874578
>>70871995
That makes the invisible bruise and the god-given right to slap your woman expansive.
>>70884833
Provided it was no more than an hour and the upgraded my seat I'd take the bump.
Mostly because I fucking hate kids and I don't want to sit next to one of them.
>>70884833
I was a flight attendant with Qantaslink for three years and I can verify this.
He won't get bumped, though.
If he was on the flight first, the child will be told there are no available seats or switched with somebody who has not paid to select their own seat.
If the child was on the flight first, the man will be told there are no available seats.
This applies to any man over the age of 18 and any person under the age of 18. This is a Qantas policy, not law (though other airlines may have similar/identical policies).
tl;dr: a 50 year old female can be seated next to a 12 year old male but not vice versa.
>>70884833
basically this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeVKCj9_-Xc
>>70883730
Different here where I live, any contract is legal even when it's forced to sign by gun point, you can make it invalid in court if you use legal action asap though. Some are just illegal from the get go.
>point a gun at a dude
>he signs a contract saying he has to pay me 1000 bucks each week
>he has to do it unless he goes to court
Pretty easy for him to do btw
Or
>write a contract that I have to split my loot with my fellow burglar or pay a fine otherwise
Not valid from the get go, because the content is nonsensical or sell part of the moon etc.
id love to be rich and famous, id fuck some gold digging slut and humiliate the fuck out of her.
>marry her for a year
>live is petty (petty for rich person) 1 million dollar house
>drive casual car
>spend 10-20k a month on her
>marry her
>sell off all my shit and just give cash to my friends and let them hold onto it
>cheat on her
>call her a whore live on tv radio and shit
>challenge her to try and take some money off me
>drag out the ordeal as long as possible
>go to court drunk and act like a proper asshole
>keep taunting her to try and take money
>go on major networks and talk shows and just taunt the living fuck out of her and all feminists, call them all whores, and gold diggers
>it gets settled in court
>she finds out I have fuck all money to my name, and all my property and cars and shit are in my friends and family's name. all my millions don't actually exist
>walk out of court
>media frenzy
>''lol that bitch couldn't even get a cent from me, im not worth a thing, all my money was donated and given to my family before we married, the whore cant even divorce properly''
>drive off in a gold plated ferrari
id also fucking destroy her pussy and ass. id humiliate her during sex, and make her body undesirable, and because she is now poor she wont be able to afford all that expensive surgery
>>70884814
That's disgusting.
>>70884979
>>sell off all my shit and just give cash to my friends and let them hold onto it
If she can prove you had that kind of money, or divorces you before/during you give the money away, you're still fucked.
bad plan
>>70884521
aahaha this fucking oneitis beta faggot
yeah you met her on 4chan and shes completely mentally sound and not fucked up
good god
>>70884200
>Straight people actually find this attractive
>>70874578
She probably buys water in a restaurant to fill her bathtub and orders a 5 course menu and leaves after eatin one bite of salad
>>70884945
Where the fuck do you live? China?
>>70871995
>$973,744 a month
>>70885077
so say I date her for 6 months,
give all my shit away (give it to family and friends to hold onto). then marry her
then proceed to humiliate her
would I still be fucked
>>70885099
str8 here
we dont
like id fuck her cause she looks fit but its not like im saving pics of her to whack off to
>>70885142
>so say I date her for 6 months
Your bank statement for that 6 months shows you have money, and yes, they can get your records for a court case.
Again lad, bad plan.
>>70885054
It is.
I don't know why anyone with more than $1000 in their bank account would get married.
>>70885142
>>70885077
>>70884979
this is what id do btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwt3sXjCN4
much more offensive though.
>>70885181
shows you have money
had money, I gave it all away remember.
how exactly would she get any of it
>>70885210
Money that is "given away" can be still be used to show you planned this, or even be used to say "look he is dodging tax"
Seriously, shit is fucked.
> 2016
> Not killing the woman if she tries to do this
w e w
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White people...
>>70885148
Jesus, I know she's a cunt and has been rebuilt from the ground up but she really is hot as fuck.
>>70872156
That's probably the least egregious thing out of those expenses
>>70876755
If you're a supermodel actress in Hollywood you really can't be seen wearing the same shit day after day.
>>70885255
>If you're a supermodel actress in Hollywood you really can't be seen wearing the same shit day after day.
If you're a supermodel actress in Hollywood you get given clothes to wear for free.
Seriously.
>>70871995
>$973,744 a month
I'm not gay, but I'd very happily fuck/be fucked by Johnny Depp daily for a million fucking dollars every month
I mean holy fuck, two months and you've already made more than most people will their entire lives
>>70884766
>playing l4d
Jesus, anon.Daddy issues?
>>70871995
>>70872072
>women
not even once
>>70885255
>tfw they can't wear that comfy pair of jeans every day
No wonder they're always mad
>>70885118
Switzerland. Fun fact statute of limitations on murder is 30 years
>>70872072
>tfb I get by with half of what she pays for clothing
>>70872072
>$10,000 for various expenses such as pet care and agent fees
>agent fees
u fuckin wot
agents get paid by taking 10% of your pay from the work they get you
you don't fucking pay them shit otherwise unless it's for something like new photos or acting classes or something like that - and even then you'll usually get a discounted rate and you can write it off tax as a work expense
what the fucking fuck
>>70884766
you're just getting cucked but i suppose that's par for the course for someone who finds love in a valve game.
>>70876610
>iron-clad
>pre-nup
pick one
you could spend a billion dollars on legal fees and your pre-nup will have as much weight as one a 5 year old wrote on a napkin in crayon
literally all the woman has to do is say "circumstances changed" or "I was under duress" and INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>70883051
Win.
>>70885274
They have to give them back though.
>>70883075
pretty much because back in the day a women wasnt meant to work and so if she was ditched who was she to support her self?
do really its another old law that fucks over the modern day.. just like horse law in my country, horses have right of way regardless of whatever they are doing
>>70885362
Nope, that's only for gown and shit for red carpet premiers.
Gucci or Chanel would happily provide her with a new wardrobe on the assumption she'll be snapped by the paparazzi wearing the outfit. It's just viewed as advertising for them.
>>70883730
how do you even sign a prenup without it being awkward and planting the seed of doubt from the very beginning
>look honey i trust you and all, but sign this so you dont screw me over
>>70885222
I still don't see how she can get anything from me.
I can see how the government will try to fuck me over for tax fraud. but id sort that out early on, and just pay more tax than required. host fundraisers for local government agencies etc. get in the good books with them.
>>70876417
Lol, you can get someone killed for a few k I am a 100% sure about that
>>70872072
>single, skinny woman
>$2000 for groceries a month
>$2000 for dining a month
how much does this bitch eat?
>>70886635
mostly pussy
>>70878387
Caviar made me dry wretch before eating it and then almost made me vom after eating it.
Spent $30 on a tiny can.
